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Anonymous No.215194853 >>215194856 >>215194863 >>215194884 >>215195080 >>215195094 >>215196322 >>215197707 >>215198381
Realistically speaking, whqt would you do if you found out like Truman?
Anonymous No.215194856 >>215195853 >>215198465
>>215194853 (OP)
Rape
Anonymous No.215194863
>>215194853 (OP)
Set the studio on fire, kill Christof slowly with a hammer or other blunt instrument.
Anonymous No.215194865 >>215198563
kill myself? I'm literally masturbating everyday, if its true people are laughing at me touching myself making scrunched faces as I reach orgasm
Anonymous No.215194880
Start acting so racist that it becomes literally impossible to air the show on any network
Anonymous No.215194883
I wouldn't do anything, I'd listen to what Ed Harris had to say
Anonymous No.215194884 >>215194930
>>215194853 (OP)
My show would be cancelled long before I could find out.
Anonymous No.215194930
>>215194884
>tfw your own life gets cancelled
Anonymous No.215195046
i would escape and then spend the rest of my life stalking and murdering christoph and every single employee that had anything to do with the show
Anonymous No.215195080 >>215195156 >>215195893
>>215194853 (OP)

have some fun
Anonymous No.215195094
>>215194853 (OP)
Start a harem cult of obsessive fangirls
Anonymous No.215195129
G.O.D. literally puts certain people in your life just to fuck with you and make you suffer.
Anonymous No.215195156 >>215195190
>>215195080
kek. sauce?
Anonymous No.215195190
>>215195156

kentucky fried movie
Anonymous No.215195853
>>215194856
in the original script Truman rapes someone.
Anonymous No.215195893
>>215195080
were there even any black people on the truman show?
Anonymous No.215196322
>>215194853 (OP)
I'd ask to leave. Don't know why Truman never tried that
Anonymous No.215196366
Nothing, I'd keep going. I hope they enjoy watching me shitpost on 4chan for hours on end.
Anonymous No.215197707 >>215197877
>>215194853 (OP)
Lace most of my food with laxatives so that the majority of the show's runtime is just me sitting on the toilet with a blank expression silently maintaining eerie eye contact with the camera as I spend most of my days shitting and creepily staring at the audience until ratings drop drastically
Anonymous No.215197877 >>215198403
>>215197707
Also become a nudist so that they lose a majority of their younger audiences
Anonymous No.215198381
>>215194853 (OP)
I'd start autoerotic asphyxiating myself every single night, forcing some random cast member to bring me down before I die but after I pass out every night
Anonymous No.215198402
demand a lot of money
Anonymous No.215198403
>>215197877
>wife starts plugging some new brand of fabric softener
>"yeah I like that brand too, particularly because niggers can't afford it, a real white mans product!"
Anonymous No.215198465
>>215194856
it's only FPBP when it's hollow man, anon
Anonymous No.215198563
>>215194865
>t. didn't see the film