>>215194853 (OP)
Lace most of my food with laxatives so that the majority of the show's runtime is just me sitting on the toilet with a blank expression silently maintaining eerie eye contact with the camera as I spend most of my days shitting and creepily staring at the audience until ratings drop drastically
>>215194853 (OP)
I'd start autoerotic asphyxiating myself every single night, forcing some random cast member to bring me down before I die but after I pass out every night
>>215197877 >wife starts plugging some new brand of fabric softener >"yeah I like that brand too, particularly because niggers can't afford it, a real white mans product!"