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Anonymous No.215199536 >>215199561 >>215199596 >>215199597 >>215200341 >>215201029 >>215201143 >>215201146 >>215201589 >>215202295 >>215202475 >>215202620 >>215202994 >>215204049 >>215205900
Werwulf (2026)
In your opinion how will Werwulf rank to other movies in the Werewolf genre that exist so far?
Anonymous No.215199561
>>215199536 (OP)
based off of Nosferatu, its not gonna be good
Anonymous No.215199563
1

no doubt
Anonymous No.215199572
Somewhere below Ginger Snaps, with the rest of the werewolf movies that exist.
Anonymous No.215199583 >>215199665 >>215201566
...
Anonymous No.215199596 >>215201233
>>215199536 (OP)
The polish she-wolf is the best werewolf film.
The finnish white reindeer is the second best.
The polish lokis is the third best.
I don't think it can realistically touch the top 3 but maybe it will be somewhere in the top 15 conversation.
Anonymous No.215199597 >>215203387
>>215199536 (OP)
I can’t wait to see the heroine cuck her husband for the monster.
Anonymous No.215199665
>>215199583
POLE THEY SAY YOU IS WARWILF!
Anonymous No.215199938 >>215200299
vvervvulf
Anonymous No.215200299
>>215199938
Anonymous No.215200341 >>215200754 >>215202894 >>215205906 >>215207434
>>215199536 (OP)
It will be kino. Eggers is the last director making movies for white people. Admittedly, Nos wasn't that good but the whole section in the count's castle was some of the best horror kino we've had in a long time.
Anonymous No.215200693
Nosferatu was great, please stop being gay
Anonymous No.215200754 >>215200830 >>215203176
>>215200341
>Eggers is the last director making movies for white people
If that was true, we would indeed deserve to go extinct.
Anonymous No.215200830 >>215200971 >>215202940
>>215200754
Name a mainstream director who is as eurocentric as Eggers? Name one nonwhite that was cast as a lead/secondary role in one of his movies. Go on, Abduhl.
Anonymous No.215200971 >>215201230
>>215200830
Best case scenario might be near extinction if it means chuds like you disappear.
>muh Eurocentric
Maybe watch an actual European film for once, you clown.
Anonymous No.215201029 >>215201125 >>215201183 >>215202476 >>215205875
>>215199536 (OP)
the wolf is metaphor for women's sexy leg hair
Anonymous No.215201125
>>215201029
>leg hair
Armpits and bush are chill but she'd have to be spectacularly attractive for me to overlook something like that shit.
Anonymous No.215201138 >>215201203 >>215201539
korea did it best
Anonymous No.215201143 >>215201192
>>215199536 (OP)
He is an incredibly overrated director
Anonymous No.215201146
>>215199536 (OP)
king of the midwits
Anonymous No.215201183 >>215202493
>>215201029
Did medieval women shave their legs?
Anonymous No.215201192
>>215201143
He's pretty blatantly ripping shit off and it rarely results in anything that hasn't been done better before (Northman being an exception).
Anonymous No.215201203
>>215201138
Anonymous No.215201205 >>215201233 >>215205238 >>215207434
Good werewolf movies
>dog soldiers
>an american werewolf in london
>??????
Anonymous No.215201218 >>215207518
Has any modern director had such a kino run as Eggy? Everything he's done so far has been great.
>The VVitch
>The Lighthouse
>The Northman
>The Nosferatu
and now The VVerewoof. At the very least I'm expecting really good practical transformation effects.
Anonymous No.215201230 >>215201325 >>215203041 >>215205876
>>215200971
Yes, because modern European movies are famous for being eurocentric. Kys.
Anonymous No.215201232 >>215201509
He started off pretty strong but Im getting pretty tired of all these historical dramas. I don't care that the set is accurate to x century, that isn't what makes a movie good
Anonymous No.215201233 >>215205238
>>215201205
see >>215199596
Also Howling and Leptirica.
Anonymous No.215201325
>>215201230
No one has ever heard of that piece of shit.
Anonymous No.215201509 >>215201609 >>215206767 >>215207518
>>215201232
No one else is doing what he does though. I'd much rather have his autistic historical pieces than anything else indie directors are doing these days.
Anonymous No.215201539
>>215201138
That is one peculiar looking wolf
Anonymous No.215201566
>>215199583
This iz absolutely fahscinating
Anonymous No.215201589
>>215199536 (OP)
Probably won’t be as good as the Tony Zarandast joint but I’m looking forward to it
Anonymous No.215201609
>>215201509
same, some people find his movies pretentious but anything different than the zero risk shit being produced wins a consideration from me
Anonymous No.215202295 >>215206057
>>215199536 (OP)
I saw Nosferatu in the theater with a proper Dolby Atmos sound system and it was great. I don't know why you guys hate him so much.
Anonymous No.215202475 >>215203146
>>215199536 (OP)
The bar has been set pretty high. He's going to need a cutie getting knotted then dying screaming to have any chance.
Anonymous No.215202476 >>215202680
>>215201029
What does going down on untrimmed pussy taste like?
Anonymous No.215202493
>>215201183
They wouldn't have had a need for it.
Anonymous No.215202620 >>215202736
>>215199536 (OP)
It'll never rank as high as Le Pacte des loups
Anonymous No.215202680
>>215202476
Not as good as going down on shaved pussy unless they are immediately out of the shower. Piss particles, discharge particles, woman smegma from the pussy lips, etc. Even if she's a clean but has walked around for a bit with a full bush it's going to be different than if she's shaved or even trimmed. Women are fucking disgusting but I love them as much as I hate them and crave the poosy.
Anonymous No.215202736
>>215202620
Lol. I remember the hype on movie forums in the early 2000s about that movie. I didn't mind it but the major excitement for a French period werewolf piece with Matrix fights and Matrix style but FRENCH in the 1700s was really amusing at the time.
Anonymous No.215202894 >>215202942 >>215203021 >>215203077 >>215203120 >>215207563
>>215200341
>Eggers is the last director making movies for white people.
He's making movies for a distinct type of pseud that has finally seen too much netflix in the 2020s, but still can't tell that Eggersslop is Netflixcore, minus forced diversity.
Anonymous No.215202940 >>215204023
>>215200830
>Name a mainstream director who is as eurocentric as Eggers? Name one nonwhite that was cast as a lead/secondary role in one of his movies.
This is nearly irrelevant, because his movies are shit. Sure, I like that he casts all whites, but they're slop. Here are some good white movies:
Animal Kingdom
The Rover
Anonymous No.215202942
>>215202894
It's about TRAUMA
Anonymous No.215202994
>>215199536 (OP)
it'll be cuckino like the last one
Anonymous No.215203021 >>215207573
>>215202894
The VVitch came out in in 2015. It was one of the foundational titles of the A24 slow burn horror movie genre. Those movies were a reaction to the "torture porn" excess of 2000s and 2010s horror movies.
Anonymous No.215203041
>>215201230
>they even got Colm Meaney to do a brownslop flick
It literally couldn't BE more over.
Anonymous No.215203077 >>215203985
>>215202894
This, he caters to hipsters and cucks, the dregs of the white race.
Anonymous No.215203120 >>215203702
>>215202894
>Netflixcore, minus forced diversity
Mind enlightening me on what netflixcore is WITHOUT forced diversity?
Anonymous No.215203146
>>215202475
Sauce?
Anonymous No.215203176 >>215203228 >>215206023
>>215200754
Yeah, we need more based White directors like Ari Aster making true aryan kino and owning the libtards!
Anonymous No.215203228
>>215203176
>never an original thought award
Anonymous No.215203387
>>215199597
>anon self inserts as the cuck
>blames Eggers
Many such cases
Anonymous No.215203702 >>215203766
>>215203120
>netflixcore is WITHOUT forced diversity?
Eggersslop
Anonymous No.215203766 >>215203886 >>215204590
>>215203702
What makes Eggers netflixcore?
Anonymous No.215203886 >>215204745
>>215203766
Formalism, aggressive color grading, poorly contextualized depiction of evil (presenting it in the manner of exoticism).
Anonymous No.215203985
>>215203077
>making all white movies with historical research is aimed at hipsters and cucks
Damn....white people do deserve to die out
Anonymous No.215204023
>>215202940
>Animal Kingdom
>The Rover
Anonymous No.215204049
>>215199536 (OP)
Tied with Underworld as GOAT
Anonymous No.215204590
>>215203766
he's jewish.
Anonymous No.215204745 >>215204829 >>215207631
>>215203886
Ok, I can see it. Can you give examples of Netflix Originals that are like Eggers movies?
Anonymous No.215204773 >>215204909
This guy's schtick is so boring lol. He needs to stop casting bogged women in these period pieces, Nicole Kidman and Lily Rose-Depp were terrible picks
Anonymous No.215204829 >>215205061 >>215206025
>>215204745
Apostle
Hold the Dark
Anonymous No.215204909 >>215204981
>>215204773
>This guy's schtick is so boring lol.
What is boring about his movies and what is his "schtick"? Is there not enough CGI explosions and fast cuts and quipping for you?
Anonymous No.215204981 >>215205207
>>215204909
>never an original thought award
Anonymous No.215205061
>>215204829
Not as formulaic and I like them better than the majority of Eggers' movies.
Anonymous No.215205207
>>215204981
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.215205238
>>215201205
See
>>215201233

I also liked Late Phases and Silver Bullet
Anonymous No.215205550 >>215205718 >>215206103 >>215206112 >>215207681
Why do so many people dislike nosferatu? It was kino. Certainly better than the vast majority of vampire slop of the past 20 years. If anything, the northman felt like his weakest to me.
Anonymous No.215205718 >>215205793 >>215206112
>>215205550
The backlash is from superhero movie fans who don't know how to watch actual films. I'm not even joking. Iron Man and The Dark Knight both came out in 2008. They kicked off the modern era of film. That's 17 years of slop.
Anonymous No.215205793 >>215205911
>>215205718
>never an original thought award
Anonymous No.215205851
>VΓ‹RLVÜLF
shut up faggot your movies are mid as fuck
Anonymous No.215205875
>>215201029
I awooo for she
Anonymous No.215205876
>>215201230
Fuck. O'Brien really never gets to find peace, huh?
Anonymous No.215205900 >>215206071 >>215207704
>>215199536 (OP)
I saw a werewolf movie as a kid that scared the shit out of me, but I never found out the title.
I know they were in a big castle. And I'm pretty sure it ended with a woman deciding who to shoot between the guy she liked and some other dude, each saying the other was the werewolf but really the woman was the werewolf
Anonymous No.215205906
>>215200341
>Eggers is the last director making movies for white people
OH NONONONON THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Anonymous No.215205911
>>215205793
>Counters a valid point with greentext meme
>Third time it has been posted itt
Bravo, you are the least original faggot
Anonymous No.215206023 >>215206103
>>215203176
aster mogs eggers
Anonymous No.215206025
>>215204829
>Apostle
>look this up on imdb
>not a single black face in the credits
nice i might check it out
Anonymous No.215206057
>>215202295
youre too stupid to understand why its bad. dont feel bad, you live in a retarded world of ignorant bliss
Anonymous No.215206071
>>215205900
Sounds like a Howlong movie
Anonymous No.215206103
>>215205550
Dunno. I liked it. Wasn't as kino as VVitch or Lighthouse, but it was just a good, enjoyable movie.

>>215206023
Hereditary and VVitch feel about on par. Both tense and downright unpleasant to watch, but pretty exceptional in their own right.
But Beau and Midsommar were both a bit disappointing. I'd rewatch Nosferatu and the Lighthouse before either of them. Haven't seen Northman or Aster's Covid movie yet.
Anonymous No.215206112
>>215205550
>>215205718
its actually his most normie catered movie. my capeshit loving friend who hates all artsy movies loved nosferatu. the plot is beyond retarded retarded. the northman was x10 smarter with the reality versus myth thing he had going on
Anonymous No.215206767 >>215207518
>>215201509
What he's doing has been done 1,000,000 times before, though. Are you being forced to watch the pigshit that is modern Hollywood?
Anonymous No.215207434
>>215200341
He's the Wes Anderson of stylized genre, like Refn if he'd never made the Pusher trilogy and used beard shampoo. >>215201205
Eric Red's Bad Moon is definitely top 5. Watch it for H'ween. Arguably the best lyca after AWWiL.Silver Bullet has its charm and is well shot. Coppola's Dracula has a kino scene, as does the original Wax Work. Never seen Universal's og Wolf Man.
Og Teen Wolf gets a hallpass for the "I'm with Dick Nose" tshirt. The dad scene is also comfy.
Anonymous No.215207518 >>215208319
>>215201218
>>215201509
>>215206767
S. Craig Zahler's three films btfo Eggers. And he's a weeb who shopped a 500 page mecha epic. Bone Tomahawk is objectively a better and more original retro horror than Eggers's best, he also scored it himself.
Hopefully Zahler returns to horror after The Bruiser and The Bookie wraps next year. He wrote a death metal version of Aliens set in an abandoned nuclear silo, called Silo that is found online, and a darker Se7en that enters Eye Wide Shut conspiracy.
Anonymous No.215207563
>>215202894
truthnuke
Anonymous No.215207573
>>215203021
a24 is israeli trash, blumhouse for hipsters.
marty supreme cost 100m
might put them out of business
lmao
Anonymous No.215207631
>>215204745
Witcher
That Leto yakuza movie
Mindhunter
The Killer
Mank
Bridgerton
Anonymous No.215207681
>>215205550
werner herzog's remake of nosferatu was comparable to carpenter's the thing remake.
eggers was being redundant.
whereas coppola's remake of dracula was aesthetic, lush and ambitious, enriching canon, eggers simply ticked a del toro tier bucket list and seems unwilling to break from fetishism
Anonymous No.215207704
>>215205900
Howling 3, 4, 5 or 6, for sure one of em. My favorite of the franchise as well.
Anonymous No.215208319
>>215207518
Zhaler is shit. Get over it.