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Anonymous No.215200151 >>215200234 >>215200327 >>215200462 >>215200709 >>215200910 >>215201100 >>215201110 >>215202661 >>215202784 >>215202850 >>215202851 >>215203515
WTF
Anonymous No.215200174 >>215203403
Brutal walling
Anonymous No.215200230 >>215200257 >>215200262 >>215200470 >>215200588 >>215200732 >>215202737 >>215202810 >>215202868 >>215202902 >>215203313 >>215203949
>TV pre netflix were able to shit out season every year pretty much
>now it takes 3 years in between

What's the actual explanation for this shit
Anonymous No.215200234 >>215203403
>>215200151 (OP)
Brutal. That's how it ends when the semitic genes kick in.
Anonymous No.215200254
Byler endgame or we riot
Anonymous No.215200257
>>215200230
Laziness.
Anonymous No.215200262 >>215200305 >>215200361 >>215202766
>>215200230
Those series cost more than movies and have movie quality cinematography and lightining but need 4x the scenes to film.
Anonymous No.215200305
>>215200262
There are more scenes but there aren't really more locations or more complex shoots in those scenes. It doesn't actually take 4x as long or even close. More like 1.5x.
Anonymous No.215200327 >>215200389 >>215202552
>>215200151 (OP)
Wtf aren't they all in their 20s? Finn is already norwooding hard
Anonymous No.215200361 >>215200391
>>215200262
$60 million per episode doesn't even seem real when I read the article. What are they doing that is triple the budget of any other tv show?

Seth Mcfarlane paid $8 million for a TED episode and they had to CGI a realistic toy for 30+ minutes.
Anonymous No.215200389 >>215200408 >>215202752 >>215204659
>>215200327
>22 years old
Seriously, wtf is going on here? This is not normal. That's already a Norwood 2, fast approaching 3
Anonymous No.215200391 >>215200430 >>215200444 >>215200468
>>215200361
There is absolutely no way it costs that much. A whole season, maybe.
Anonymous No.215200408 >>215200459
>>215200389
Anon some man start balding during highschool.
Anonymous No.215200430 >>215200453
>>215200391
ST4 cost 30 million per episode.
Anonymous No.215200444
>>215200391
The new season has a 600million budget.
Anonymous No.215200453
>>215200430
No, it didn't. See what I did there?
Anonymous No.215200459
>>215200408
Yes, some
Not Hollywood actors that are supposed to be attractive on screen
Every other jew has a stylist that would have put him on fin/min or had a transplant years ago
Anonymous No.215200462 >>215201442
>>215200151 (OP)
Now let's see Millie BB
Anonymous No.215200468 >>215200556
>>215200391
Could be some laudering or shady business by Netflix execs. Idk.
Anonymous No.215200470
>>215200230

A combination of super risk averse producers, and the fact that since Producers are no longer gods who can just own actors, Agents are now free to ship their stars to other projects inbetween.
Anonymous No.215200556 >>215202818
>>215200468
They can claim what they want, but I don't buy it. Much of the cost of a film is the actor salary, not actual nuts and bolts production. These kids are all under contracts.

They are definitely using it to cover up other money moving around.
Anonymous No.215200588
>>215200230
Unironically unions and strikes.
Anonymous No.215200709 >>215201155
>>215200151 (OP)
They got the fluoride stare now.

Why don't they just remove Mike's gang from the show? Only 11, Joyce, and Hopper are good now.
Anonymous No.215200732 >>215203378
>>215200230
Not just that, but each season had 20-26 episodes. Nowadays it's 6-10 episodes.
Anonymous No.215200910
>>215200151 (OP)
Americans are fucking hideous. The muttery just keeps stacking.
Anonymous No.215201100
>>215200151 (OP)
Even the black sister is old now
Anonynous No.215201110
>>215200151 (OP)
Fat dude who looks like Frank hassle had the best neotony.
Anonymous No.215201155 >>215202169
>>215200709
11 looks like a 45 year old mother now
Anonymous No.215201442 >>215202640 >>215205898
>>215200462
Anonymous No.215202169
>>215201155
Meh, I don't really care. She's still a good character. I'm hoping she's still a good actor too but you never know. Some of these motherfuckers lose their talent like Haley Joel Osment. I don't think he's the same guy honestly.
Anonymous No.215202552 >>215202588 >>215202808 >>215204659
>>215200327
Because he shaved his head for a role it's already grown back since
Anonymous No.215202588
>>215202552
Looks like The Supreme Gentleman here
Anonymous No.215202640 >>215202840
>>215201442
Has anyone told her this isn't a good look?
Anonymous No.215202661 >>215202796 >>215202911 >>215203003
>>215200151 (OP)
It doesn't look that bad in the show. Maybe their actors just look very different irl
Anonymous No.215202737
>>215200230
>What's the actual explanation for this shit
We (the consumers) allowed it. Plain and simple. We accepted it and, in the process, showrunners' egos swelled up and now they see themselves as movie directors. Along with that comes the arrogance and laziness that thinks they have no duty to viewers to create robust seasons at regular intervals. They think that's beneath them now. This will get worse. Six episode seasons are now starting to creep in, and no doubt we'll eventually get to about three episodes scattered half a decade apart. The only thing that will stop it is if people just refuse to accept it an tune out
Anonymous No.215202752
>>215200389
Insane jawline
Anonymous No.215202766
>>215200262
>Those series cost more than movies and have movie quality cinematography and lightining but need 4x the scenes to film.
They also only have about a movie worth of story (and that's being generous) tortuously stretched across the season. The whole thing is tv showrunner, who failed to be movie directors, trying to still be movie directors.
Anonymous No.215202784
>>215200151 (OP)
Remember the MSPaint caricatures of that fucking toothless monkey kid in the middle?

Those were perfect. I never watched that show because even though I'm in my forties and the target demographic, I grew up and I think netflix is garbage. Never seen this shit.
Anonymous No.215202796 >>215203909
>>215202661
Anonymous No.215202808
>>215202552
Ian Curtis movie? huh
Anonymous No.215202810
>>215200230
timeskips
Anonymous No.215202818 >>215202886
>>215200556
lol, schizos always thinking every production is some sinister money laundering operation.
Anonymous No.215202840 >>215203421
>>215202640
Looks good to me. I'm no Elsa Klensch, but the actress looks fuckable in the outfit there.
Anonymous No.215202850 >>215202891
>>215200151 (OP)
Noah's looking like he's gonna host an extreme right wing podcast
Anonymous No.215202851
>>215200151 (OP)
>Let's make a show about kids, with kid actors, set in, and relying heavily on, a very specific time period. Now, let's make five seasons and take a decade to do it so they all look 40 years old and we can't possibly pretend it's the 1980s anymore.
Anonymous No.215202868
>>215200230
Yea, it's kinda crazy how fucked TV is in the streaming era.
Shows take 3 years to get 6-10 hour-long episodes, cartoons take 2-3 years to put out 20 11-minute episodes or 8 hour-long episodes that are ugly slideshows, anime is probably the one place where we still regularly get actual 24-episode seasons, but even that is much rarer than it used to be, and a lot of current anime is also made up of ugly slideshows.
Anonymous No.215202886 >>215203525
>>215202818
Sweating bullets, Shlomo?
Anonymous No.215202891
>>215202850
He's a zionist, so he's halfway there
Anonymous No.215202902
>>215200230
The newer generations just don't have the gusto
Anonymous No.215202911
>>215202661
Lucas doesn't look that bad despite the ridiculous hairdo
Will has grown up to look fucking hideous
Dustin is morphing into Patton Oswalt wtf
Mike isn't that bad he can still pass as 14
Anonymous No.215202971
Anonymous No.215202978
>Stranger Things
>Dark
>Wednesday
I love these shows and these little nuggets. You know they're like my family right? My Netflix family. Like, Jenna Ortega and Emma Myers are just wonderful humans, talented and very good listeners (I talk to them in my dreams sometimes) and deserve all the love. If Emma dies young (hey, maybe she does, who knows?) what I'd say to her on her last IG post is "Say hello to Jesus for me, Em, say hello to Jesus for me". Pretty touching, right? Yeah I just came up with that.
Anonymous No.215202990
The only thing that could save the show is an all out steamy sex scene between Mike and Eleven
Anonymous No.215203003
>>215202661
Somebody should tell that deformed boneless fuck to cardiomaxx to at least have some semblance of a jawline. If he starts balding it's over.
Anonymous No.215203261 >>215203288
Season 5 is gonna be like a 5 year timeskip right?
Right?!
Anonymous No.215203288
>>215203261
Yes, there are two timeskips. One after 2 or 3 episodes and one on the epilogue.
Anonymous No.215203308
damn the finn wolfhard kid is already bald
Anonymous No.215203313 >>215203416 >>215205539
>>215200230
Whatever it is, it's not just netflix. It happens to videogames too, books, comics... Everything seems to take a lot longer to make only to be a lot worse.
I think the music industry is the only one that remains the same.
Anonymous No.215203378
>>215200732
they used to crank out 24 episode seasons of vampire diaries no problem, one a year, truckloads of filler writingwise but they'd bag the reels. granted the later seasons of stranger things have a higher budget look but YEARS for a fraction of the episodes come on bro someone give a real explanation
Anonymous No.215203403
>>215200234
>>215200174
They've oy'd their last veys.
Anonymous No.215203416
>>215203313
Look at the state of the world and tell me you'd want to give it something.
Anonymous No.215203421 >>215203495 >>215203529
>>215202840
you're the wrong sort of human.
Anonymous No.215203495
>>215203421
why?
Anonymous No.215203515
>>215200151 (OP)
Our eyes deserve better
Anonymous No.215203525
>>215202886
Yes, I'm so terrified that you're "noticing". Fucking terminally-online incel freak. lol
Anonymous No.215203529
>>215203421
Meaning what?
Anonymous No.215203909
>>215202796
Nigger
Anonymous No.215203949
>>215200230
a bunch of reasons many of which other anons already mentioned, but one not mentioned is the stranger things creators deliberately believe having long gaps is a good thing for some retarded reason
Anonymous No.215204659
>>215202552
Take a look at this picture
>>215200389
That's a Norwood 2
He can cut it short and style it over the receding hairline for a few more years/films, but it's already over for him. I expect the Norwood Reaper will finish him off before he makes it to 30.
Anonymous No.215205333
jews are so fuckin ugly
Anonymous No.215205539
>>215203313
Music industry is slower now too. Taylor Swift vomiting out albums constantly and bottlenecking the vinyl processing plants is why indie rock bands take 3 years an album cycle instead of 2.
Anonymous No.215205898
>>215201442
>when you're 20 and pushing 40