Thread 215205369

tee hee my eyes are up here

oh look its that thread again where people who never had sex before tell us what woman like

>>215205369 (OP)
There's already one of these.

>>215205369 (OP)
>he just pulled it out?

>>215205463
I want to say this to literally everyone who passes me by on the street lol

mfw he doesn’t have any premium tv streaming services

>had invited a girl to hang out at my place on Saturday night and watch a movie
>Get sloshed around 4pm and start playing Mario 64
>have my phone on silent so I miss all her calls and it seems like I ghosted her
>she still wants to hang out
The fact that she still wants to hang out kinda turns me off from seeing her. Is that normal?

is this the best scene in her kinography?

>>215205657
I don't remember this scene...

>>215205400
It's most likely some kind of marketing/astroturfing ploy by streaming services. Though a lot of zoomers are actually cringe enough to repost marketing material unironically

>>215205636
It means she's a needy hoe. By all means hit it, but she is probably trying to rope you in.

>>215205369 (OP)
Why not always have the HDMI cable plugged in?

>>215205657
GOOD MORNING SAAAR

what does girls feels like bros

>>215205400
salty milk and coins, also >>215205736

>>215205930
soft

>>215205988
>tfw a few years ago I would have killed for this but after having a long term girlfriend and living with her I would rather jack off and be left alone

>>215205797
>Soapy when you tell her about your private tracker

>>215205988
God owes me fat pillowy butt cheeks in my face

>>215206081
Unless you're brown or black then you're going to have a hard time getting that.

>>215206115
>lying on 4chan
kinda cringe, you know white men are the most desired by literally every race of woman

>>215206135
here in Sweden they're all with Pakis and young doctors/lawyers

>>215205369 (OP)
that's a positive face tho

>>215205803
>Why not always have the HDMI cable plugged in?
So the virgin's mom doesn't trip over it and end his tendies for good.

>>215206339
Lol you just get the long one and run it along the wall. It's not hard.

>>215206163
>here in Sweden they're all with Pakis
lol anon you're so jewish

>>215206163
>>215206378
Same in Canada.

>>215205636
I would seriously just take her. You sound like a complete douche this might be one of the only chances you ever get. Your response to a girl liking you is to get egotistical and think you’re too good for her is a classic sign that you’re gearing up to become a permavirgin

>>215206588
What kind of projection is this? I'm not a virgin and I'm just turned off that she's throwing herself at me, I don't think I'm too good for her.

>>215206631
You decided to get drunk and play Mario rather than go on a date with a girl whos into you. There’s no projection here I genuinely think you should get over your ick and buy her some flowers.

>>215205369 (OP)
I just leave my TV plugged in to my PC. Sometimes I have to ask my mom for the her netflix login, but girls usually find that cute.

>you mean you can just download any movie?
>even obscure french ones?
>can you get subtitles too?
>wow anon you're so smart...

>>215205369 (OP)
>>215205392
>>215205400
>>215205411
>>215205424

This is such a shitty meme made by clear virgins

The hottest girls and the biggest whores all watch movies on their fucking laptop

If you ever been with a girl you would know

>>215205988
name?

>>215206783
>all watch movies on their fucking laptop

Through netflix

>>215206708
Nta but he unwittingly did the best possible thing. And Your advice to give flowers is so fucking retarded. The second he shows any kind of eagerness she will lose interest faster than he did. Nothing and I mean nothing gets you ghosted faster than doing what women say they want out of men during courtship.

What's the best place to get general films in good quality? I'm sick of Yify and pirate bay.

>>215206995
Ideally you just treat them like a normal person with respect and courtesy. If that turns them off then it would be doomed anyway. You don’t wanna lower yourself to playing stupid games and “trying” to be an asshole and taking hours or days to reply to messages just because you think that’s what The Fonz would do

>>215207043
Amazon

>>215206995
Sounds like dating these days is destined to be a waste of time

>>215205988
>fuck this girl
>everything is cool
>blast semen on to her face, body, or in a hole
>suddenly realize you're going to have to spend the rest of the day with this whore
>despair

>>215205369 (OP)
I want to cum on her big beautiful eyeballs

>>215205988
Prompts? This is the best one I've see out of grok

>>215206946
Liv Tyler

>>215205369 (OP)
>mfw when he pulls out the vga/dvi coaxail splitter and degausses his cinderblock monitor

>>215207820
retard

>>215206610
She'd say *an* HDMI cable.

Women are just as cheap as men. These are people who wear a jacket once with the tag still on then take it back for a refund.

>>215206958
There are lots of shows and movies not on Netflix. I don't know which women you think are loyal to that one service. This whole thread is retarded. It's like even if there were some shallow bitch hyper focused on how you watch TV, why would you want to impress that person? The "women-are-universally-like-X" thing is completely off base. I don't think this HDMI cable thing has ever happened to anyone ever. Let alone destroyed a potential relationship. How is it getting so much mileage on this board?

>>215205657
>BWC ONLY
Funny that's actually lore accurate. But will Amazon let it stay that way?

all the gals i know watch shit on .to/.is/.su sites anyway

>>215206783
Last girl I watched movies with was genuinely positively surprised when I whipped out my HDMI cable as she thought we'd watch from my laptop. It was an upgrade in her mind and it lead to sex hehe

>>215208340
Autismo

>>215206163
Pakis are too busy riding their mopeds to deliver sloppa here in Sweden, Mahmoud

not this retarded thread again

>>215206018
This is what I kinda figured as well, but still would like to experience it at least once

>>215206783
ive always found it funny no matter how many times i see it

>>215205369 (OP)
actually it's not a turn off because most girls think you're like a tech genius because they're dumb

Why are grills so hot and cute? This is torture. How do I become an gay?

>>215206777
>Needing subtitles
>Being smart

>>215209663
nah they know the HDMI thing

>>215210597
qrd?

>>215206054
>freckles on her shoulder

>>215205369 (OP)
I'm 26 years old and a virgin.

>>215205411
sad

>>215206946
Hunter Schafer

>>215206054
Cute ears.

>>215210666
I was, too until this year
She fucked her ex soon after and jilted me. Totally worth giving up my wizard powers.

>>215205736
>It's most likely some kind of marketing/astroturfing ploy by streaming services
It's like that "ew no green text bubbles boys" thing from years ago, where it turned out chicks in social media were paid to say that.

Every women I've dated has liked it when I've found ways to watch stuff we didn't have services for. With my first girlfriend I was carrying my fucking gaming PC down from the second floor. There's no stigma in real life. Some girl might even invite you over if you say you can watch some show she hasn't been able to. Happened to me once.

>>215210666
I didn't start dating until I was 26, or even get my first kiss. Then I realized 4chan memes are no way to go through life so I started asking out girls.

>>215209728
How many hundred languages do you speak, genius?

>>215210666
I gave up and I'm buying a TPE doll this Christmas just to feel any sort of physical intimacy, even if it's empty and fake.

>>215212575
it wont feel like empty and fake intimacy. it'll just feel like nothing.

>>215212575
Just get a Tenga 3D if you want some variety.

>>215208280
wtf do you mean, thats the correct way to say it
Unless youre one of those subhumans who pronounce the letter "h" and words that start with it "heych" in which case kill yourself

>>215207178
>I gotta go, need to get some sleep
>bye
as shrimple as that

>>215212575
i'm also considering getting a child sex doll. what's the cleaning like?

>>215212575
Based. I have dolls and even got my first one when I was with my long term girlfriend who I had grown to absolutely hate at that point.

>>215212575
>I gave up
gave up what, exactly

i get the feeling most virgins on 4chan don't even bother trying to have sex, they just "give up" with no or vry few attempts.

>>215212712
Idk what you’re talking about, but “an hdmi cable” sounds way better than “a hdmi cable”

>>215205797
>telling her it's your own personal server (nerd behaviour, very unattractive)
>not letting her think that Plex is just a streaming service you subscribe to and it just has all that
Just go "oh that? It's on Plex" and open the app and watch it like you would netflix

>>215206958
My ex would torrent like crazy.

>>215205636
>Get sloshed around 4pm and start playing Mario 64
Based beyond belief.

>>215207073
>treat them like a normal person with respect and courtesy
lmao

>>215207131
It do be like that.

>>215212813
>i get the feeling most virgins on 4chan don't even bother trying to have sex, they just "give up" with no or vry few attempts
Anons make up some kind of narrative in their head about how it's supposed to happen, and then when it doesn't they use that an example of how society has failed or whatever. Usually it's either way too simple ("I tried going outside and talking to a girl and we didn't have sex") or way too complex ("I guess I could have sex but SOCIETY requires that I meet specific expectations in 83 separate categories so that's not worth it.") In reality it's just kind of a subtle, individual way of getting more comfortable around people. Also sex itself is essentially meaningless other than feeling good. Unless anon wants to be a club pickup artist all his life it's easier to focus on dating and realize that sex will come naturally during the process.

As an anon who didn't hold hands with a girl until I was almost 30 and has had a normal dating life since, I have a lot of thoughts on the matter, but I've realized other anons just want to justify their hopelessness.

>>215207073
Virginity unleashed

>>215212813
>>215213580
Immediately thinking that everyone who gave up made absolutely no effort is a gigantic normie-tier cop out.

>>215205369 (OP)
I want to lick her eyeballs

>>215212668
I mostly want it for cuddling and having it sit on my lap. I'll definitely have sex with it, but it won't be that often.
I'm at the point where I will kiss and hug my hot water pillow without realizing.
>>215212803
Nice. They are quite cute. anon.
>>215212813
How many attempts is enough before quitting the humiliation ritual?
I did it all. Got in shape, got a hygiene routine, hit on girls, joke around. Still nothing.
The only thing left is to hit on fat girls, but I rather stay a virgin than fall that low.

>>215213580
>Anons make up some kind of narrative in their head about how it's supposed to happen
oh you mean like you're doing now?

>>215206163
You saw 5 interracial couples in the span of a week and decided this to be the case.
Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug.

>>215213864
>I did it all. Got in shape, got a hygiene routine, hit on girls, joke around. Still nothing.

It's not a binary equation and you can't treat it that way without looking massively superficial. Getting swole and cracking jokes doesn't unlock the pussy flag like you're playing Myst or whatever. If that's all you bring to the table it's just like Elliot Rodger and his used BMW. Those things give you an advantage but you need a stable base of relating to other people in an enjoyable way.

Some of the most dysgenic motherfuckers you'll meet have entirely normal relationship histories because just because people like them.

>>215206490
I've lived in Canada all my life and this is simply untrue.
I can count on 1 hand how many jeet+white girl couples I see in a month.

>>215210666
Good. Save yourself for marriage.

>>215205636
>i want to see anon
>call him
>doesn't pick up
>maybe anon is busy, i'll call later
>OMG SHE STILL WANTS TO HANG??? UGHHHHH TURN OFFFFFFF

i dont even, what is your logic here exactly

>>215214251
Dude lives in mumbai and gets his Sweden lore from 4chan and X(formerly twitter).
Watch as he'll reply to me saying that social media is a 1:1 accurate representation to reality and that he's right.

>>215205369 (OP)
you should have a jellyfin or plex server setup so you can just pull up the app without plugging in some shitty laptop. Plugging a computer directly into a TV is cringe

>>215214253
>just because people like them.
Yeah? That's the point. I can't get people to like me no matter what I do.
I gave up because it's starting to become pathetic and humiliating.
At this point, If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, I'll just try to cope with something else.

>>215214340
i hope she sees this bro

>>215206610
kek

>>215212985
>telling her it's your own personal server (nerd behaviour, very unattractive)
overthinking is cringe nerd behavior too
women see right through the fake alpha male facade. speaking as someone that is actually good with women, I've heard so many girls say how much they hate guys that do the whole overly macho man act and how fake it comes off as.
believe it or not, i've seen nerds that just own it get girls. that's all they really want at the end of the day, for you to be yourself and actually be confident about yourself.

>>215214515
you say that but it's literal woman logic on your part
>I can't believe someone i was already seeing wants to see me after I didn't pick up for less than a day SO DESPERATE EWWW IM GETTING THE ICKKKKKKK

elaborate or consneed

>>215206783
Yea, through netflix and they dont connect their laptops to tv.
Stay mad virgin

>>215205636
Getting a little big for your britches considering you post here
You probably have low self-esteem, so the fact that a woman seems to care more about hanging out together than you do makes you think of her as flawed and lesser than you, implicitly. Either feel that way or get over yourself and hang out with her

>>215214594
>Seethe at the "just be yourself" comments for years and years
>How can I be anything else but myself? What stupid advice, it's clear women only want Chad.
>Try the whole Chad shit, get a few slampigs, confirmation bias kicks in "these days, you can only get 2/10s unless you're a genuine 10/10"
>try for years to get with hot chicks, never works out
>one day it just clicks. the be yourself people were right all along
>start just being myself
>suddenly, women that never paid me attention are throwing themselves at me
It's genuinely that simple.
What incels fail to understand is that the "just be yourself" is blatantly telling you NOT to do performative male shit. The minute you start treating it like some kind of RPG where you have to level up and woo this girl you have a hard on for is the minute you blow it. There's a lot of social psychology at play here that boils down to giving women the power to choose instead of treating them like a normal person and letting chemistry naturally form regardless of whether it actually happens or not.
Tying your self worth to notches on the bedpost is poison. It's the entire reason incels exist at all.

When he starts the movie on his streaming service and it says the movie will play uninterrupted after these messages.

>>215214786
I've been a unapologetic nerd and weeb my whole life.
At what point do women start throwing themselves at me?

>>215214905
When you start actually being yourself and wishing women would throw themselves at you

>>215214959
>and stop wishing women would throw themselves at you***

>>215214959
>>215215001
Well, shit.
Well, maybe one day my desire for intimacy will die, and I'll get intimacy when I don't want it anymore. Fingers crossed.

>>215214786
How everything just didn't happen to people is puzzling as fuck. Is it a zoomer thing? How did you miss out on everything, it LITERALLY JUST HAPPENS BY ITSELF

>>215215164
Pretty much yeah it does, your picture is toxic though.

>>215215164
the same way it "happens by itself", it "doesn't happen by itself" for others. Not difficult to understand

>>215215164
Yeah, nobody ever improved themselves by working out or dieting or trying to do anything

>>215215322
Those are all normal things you listed and nothing special

>>215205369 (OP)
Mfw

*Brings laptop
HDMI cable
*pirated movie
*cheap snacks
Let's have fun
She:
Fuck yeah

>>215215365
The things I listed are self improvement which is what your demoralization post was about. What I am pretty sure of is that women don’t like sad sacks of shit that feel bad for themselves and give up.

>>215215365
It's self improvement as is everything in life.

>>215215164
i like this screencap because it implies people are just static automatons.
No one's ever thought to do better at anything ever, self-improvement is fake, all those mainstream self-improvement videos will billions of total views? never been viewed by a normie ONCE.

When chad on the football team got rejected that one time by stacy because he smelled a little too drunk, he actually just never self improved, he just accepted it and died alone. When his coach told him to practice drills so he could be better at catching, he just short circuited because improvement isn't real

>>215205369 (OP)
is this bitch an alien hybrid?

>>215205636
I ghost women maybe once or twice and its fucking over for me, this happened with like 3-4 women literally drop me like a hat lmao bros wtf I thought bitches liked it when you ignored them.
>mfw I ignored a heyy text at 2am cause from a big titted arab girl cause I was so fucking tired

>>215215470
>feel bad for themselves and give up
Again, you're projecting this on us as if it's the actual truth. Can you just stop? Are you a normgroid?

>>215215897
My comment was based on your faggy post about how you have no control over your own life. Are you jewish by any chance?

>>215215897
>reeeeeeeeee normies don't understand that dating is actually impossible unless you're born as an 11/10 uberchad
No joke, this kind of attitude visibly comes out in real life. For all their other retardation, women can easily spot guys who have that kind of negative view of the world. It's a bigger red flag than all the furry t-shirts in the world.

>>215215851
Women want a guy who has their own shit going on and doesn't pander to them, but actually ghosting a chick is just rude. That's one of the typical deal killers in online dating. I've never done straight up hookup app shit so maybe it's different when you're fucking girls in Starbucks bathrooms.