Thread 215206604

SUCK IT

>>215206604 (OP)
>boring cop procedural

>>215206941
>t. sucked dick like a cell bitch btw

>>215206604 (OP)
previously - on the shield

police! on your knees man!

let's see that mouth!

suck it!

gun to his head
rather than stand up like a man to his attackers
he takes a man's dick in his mouth
don't think that would play too well with the voters

>>215206604 (OP)
>GLUB GLUB GLUB

>>215206759
i look and sound like this

>>215207333
Ok faggot

>>215207337
takes one to know one

>>215207359
But you're still admitting you're a fag

>>215206604 (OP)
He made you...suck??

>>215207377
>you're cock-breathing me

>>215207398
You're money training me!

>>215206941
>off-topic reply
The Shield is neither boring nor a procedural

>>215207442
>someone says something bad about X
>uhhh no it is not like that
Lmao what an idiot

>>215207460
Well, it’s not. Continuing to insist that it’s a procedural only demonstrates you haven’t watched it.

>>215206604 (OP)
HER PUSSAY TASTED LIKE SWEET BUTTAH
IM ADDING SLANDER TO MY SUIT
ARMENIAN MONEY TRAIN
MY SON HAS THE AUTISM
WHEERE SHANE?
CARL WEATHERS SENPAI PLEASE HELP ME
I LOVE THE SMELL OF UNDERAGE RAPE IN THE MORNING
HE MADE YOU SUCCK?
BLANKET PARTY
DONT YOU KNOW THE SON OF GOD HAS EYES OF FIRE?!
VIC MACKEY KILLS COPS

>>215207469
The thing that makes me laugh is the lack of profanity lmao what bad ass cop says "damn it" "frigging drugs" "gosh darn it"

>>215207484
THIS GUY! HE'S PISSIN' ALL OVER US. WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE? BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE PISS TO ME!

>>215207484
>>215207565
Corny ass lines, silly writing for midwits

>>215206604 (OP)
the shield was the last great white show. all the other great tv shows thats come out since, sopranos, mad men, deadwood, the wire, were great jewish shows.

>>215207619
What was the first white show? Dumb ESL

>>215206604 (OP)
You guys ever do Southland? It's the closest thing I've seen to The Shield. It's not anywhere near it's level but it's a damn good cop show. Just watched all five seasons last month.

>>215207675
the first was rawhide

>>215207687
Another police procedural just like the shield

>>215207707
>>215206941
have the (You) you so desperately need

>>215207690
Lmao

anyone got a more kino shot than this?

>>215207732
You seem insecure when doing these boring ass threads with very limited success

>>215206604 (OP)
Damn, Rick Harrison looked like THAT?

>>215207117
Vik Snacky

>>215207751
This is actually one of the specific things I liked about Southland and why I compare it to The Shield. They weren't afraid of showing it as it is - the nigger gangs, the spic gangs, etc. Most of the crimes committed by whites in the series are white collar, spousal abuse etc.

>>215207777
checked

>>215207751
no leftoid show ever managed a more authentic black character than this

>>215207777
>VIC SNACKEY EATS COPS
>HE MADE YOU EAT?
>ARMENIAN GRAVY TRAIN
>MY SON HAS DIABETES
>COOK STREET

>>215207588
What a sad piece of shit you are. Please get killed soon.

>>215207960
Kek you are fuming

>>215207777
nice

>>215207484
Don't forget

>>215207751
>yet another show worshipping niggers
Enjoy schlopping your goyfeed you stupid goy

>>215208722
you are retarded and the shield definitely doesn't glorify nogs

What season is the forced blowjob?
I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for this gay blowjob.

>>215208753
S3E05

>>215206604 (OP)
>S1
Dexter tier
>S2 & S3
BrBa tier
>S4 to S7
Mad Men tier

>>215208753
Says much about the shield fans lol

>>215208976
That's not saying much, that's actually pathetic wanting to be BrBa

>>215208958
Are you the expert in faggoty stuff on the shield?

>>215208740
Ok goy back to the shield brainwashing

>>215207377
LETS SEE THAT GASLIGHT

>>215209018
>that's actually pathetic wanting to be BrBa
Shield bros... how do we tell him?

>>215209322
I mean BrBa is a pretty mid show, not something to aspire to be lmao. You really are not very smart and I think you're the only one defending the shield kek

I would say watch The Wire season 2 but I don't think you have the cognitive capacity, honestly just watch your shield cartoons

Pure kino

>>215209418
Lol, lmao, no

>>215207777
TASTES LIKE SWEET BUTTAH

>>215206604 (OP)
>WE SUCKED...A CAHP.
>ARMENIAN SUCK TRAIN
>CANADIAN SUPER SUCK
>GRANNY CUDDLER SUCKER
>WE WERE GOING TO SUCK TOGETHER
>LEM I'M SORRY I HAD TO SUCK
>SUCK IT IS NOT THE SAME THING AS SUCK IT
>YOU'RE JUST A NIGGER FAGGOT SUCKER
>YOU WANT ME TO LICK YOUR BALLS, DADDY?
Best show ever.

>>215209546
>>215209572
Extremely faggoty show

>>215209668
Your mother wishes she never birthed you.

>can't have a comfy shield thread without it devolving into all Dick sucking
>showrunners included the scene in the intro for 3 seasons
I'm not even sure who to blame anymore

>>215207484
>IM ADDING SLANDER TO MY SUIT
based. billings won

>>215209681
Kek nice midwit retort, you are fuming

>>215209693
They gave what fans like OP secretly desire

>>215206604 (OP)
This is like what highschoolers think a cop show is like

>>215209442
Na it is

>>215209820
Maybe it's a little bit of kino, but it's very far from "pure kino" (unless you are slower in your brain)

>that one Wireschizo samefagging and endlessly bumping the thread pretending to be different people
dude take a shower get a job. playing tribalism over two archaic 2000's shows is so fucking embarassing. do that or end your wasted life.

>>215209709
>show peaks from S4 to S7
>those are le billings seasons
Wait, was he the soul of the series?

>>215210097
One is prestige TV and one is goyfeed slop for midwit masses

>>215209397
Not him but the Shield is kino. I'm sorry you can't enjoy things.

>>215210277
No thanks, seems like goy slop that drags on for many many seasons

>banged Mackie's ex-wife
>caught many serial killers
>helped his friend reach Captain
>saw Mackie exposed
>strangled a cat with no consequence
DUTCH BOY WON

>>215209856
Compared to other shows of the time it was incredible writing, especially for the budget, they had a lot of long running plots on a slow burn that reared up later.
Some seemingly went nowhere, like Dutch slowly going evil from always interacting with killers

>Shane?
>*grenade explosion sound effect*
>LEM I'M SORRY, BUT I HAD TO, RIGHT?

>>215210390
>probably fucked billing's "bitch dyke" lawyer
Way to go Dutchboy

>>215210452
JUST ANOTHER DAAAAAY

>>215210390
He didn't get to bang Corrine tho. They just dated during S4 but for a short time and never got to sleep together, I don't even think they even kissed.

>This is the little hoe that gave up my block
>*Doom pistol gunshot noise*

>>215209693
I don't know what you expect, it's inseparable from Shieldposting because that's all anyone thinks off when they think of "previously on the Shield."

>>215207588
Kino writing for absolute kinemaheads

>Sorry to interrupt but I just confirmed some very disturbing news. D-did you sign off on a deal with the shitposter?
>I did.
>I thought we agreed, no deals. The only way to get Anon is to leverage his frens.
>We're in the middle of something here, janny..
>So am I and it just got derailed because you guys cucked out
>It's over, Janny. Sending the spammer on a three-day vacation sends a message. We all move on now...
>and Anon skates clean...*laughs* This guy, this guy is just PISSING, just PISSING all over us and we just smile and lick it up?
>That's enough...
>ANON SPAMS BOARDS, HE-HE POSTS SNEED, HE SAYS THE N-WORD. YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID YESTERDAY? HE-HE DOXXED MY REDDIT ACCOUNT WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MAKING HIS BANS LOOK LIKE SOME REDDIT VENDETTA. HE MAY HAVE RAIDED /LGBT/ AND THAT'S JUST ALL IN ONE DAY. I WONDER WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TODAY, I WONDER WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TOMORROW
>THIS GUY, THIS GUY IS JUST PISSING, HE IS JUST PISSING ALL OVER US, HE'S PISSING ON YOU WH- WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE, HIROMOOT? WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?! CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE P I S S TO ME

>>215210582
Maybe if you're not a native English speaker, but it's actually not great writing. But I do get that you third worlders are impressed by big strong macho policemen, and all the homoerotic themes in the show

>>215210612
Aaaaand filtered

>>215210608
Forest is so kino
I'm watching Andor for the first time and his retarded voice in it just adds so much

>>215210652
Why defend this schlock so eagerly, it's so cute

>>215207687
>nog detective
>but also voiced Huey from Boondocks
The Shield got me used to this anyway so I guess I'll give it a try.

Are the characters morally grey or is this bluebloods though?

>>215210243
>one is goyfeed slop for midwit masses
but enough about The Wire

>>215210390
>watches his latina waifu get fucked by another guy through the window as your nemesis spies from afar
How did he let Billings live?

>>215211172
Lmao what a reply, nigga. Here I got a shield gif laughing at your silly post

>>215210452
reminder that Vick would've done it too if Shane didnt do it first

>>215211217
>Literal cuckoldry
Well shit color me surprised. Nice show you got there, celebrating nigger culture, cuckolds and all the homo dick sucking network television lets you see

Reminder Burnt Chrysler was on the shield

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Btd3gGbqw3w

Save MUH JOB

>>215212538
The origins of Dutch’s cuck fetish

>>215210398
>like Dutch slowly going evil from always interacting with killers
This is such a brainlet misread. He just had morbid curiosity and was obsessive

>>215211313
Yeah, pretty much. I love that line in Shane's suicide note that "I don't think one's worse than the other, but we made each other into something worse than our individual selves."

>>215210608
Makes me piss my pants with laughter every time. Thank you for spamming this.

>>215206604 (OP)
Best show ever.

The Shield bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiJJulbyrT4

>>215206759
Hilarious to think that a throwaway scare tactic by Vic led to Aceveda getting raped and traumatized for life. The cause and effect in this show was tremendous.

>>215213111
The laughter is the most realistic I've ever heard in a TV show or movie. Great moment.

>>215213111
One of the last scenes with the Strike Team having a good time together, and Lem wasn't present :(

small but natural

>>215206604 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxD3rpVsO9Q

>Maybe we should cut Anon a break and not call him a faggot..
>NAHHHHHHH

>>215213214
That scene and all of the S1/S2 hangout scenes are brutal to watch knowing the ending. This is why I cant' stand to rewatch it anymore, man. I can't stomach how cruelly it all ended and how attached I got to the Strike Team. No show has ever had such a profound emotional affect on me. Masterpiece.

>>215206604 (OP)
The entertainment value this show had and the way it was shot added so much cinematic flavor. Despite HBO shows having premium budget, they were shot so boring and flat. This show's camerawork and cinematography was top tier despite them having a shoestring budget.

>>215213351
>>215213377
I'd hang out with you Shield fanboy. However I think the camera work was a bit poor during the first season, eventually got much better but never to the level of Sopranos later seasons. Both are my favourite TV dramas, and agree with you in scenes like this one not feeling the same as during first watch:
https://youtu.be/gc0Aw2r6J4s?si=_cLa7EAOUoMkuswW

>>215213377
Kek this is such bullshit, you just need a show that's easy on your slow brain and the shield provides just that entertainment for people like picrel

>>215213479
>to the level of
What level? They just put the camera in one place and had the actors say stuff. It never moved, it was never dynamic and cinematic. What on earth are you fucking talking about? That's one of the biggest marks against it. No flavor in how it was shot because the writer's room controlled the entire production and didn't care about the visual side. The Shield had the guys from The Mist shoot it.

>>215213053
Ok smoothbrain

>>215213497
Just end your life and call your parents to apologize for not making something out of it before you do, ok champ?

piece of shit wirefuckhead.

>Shield fans having discussion and enjoying themselves
>one Wireschizo just samefagging for HOURS
man, people like this really need to be killed as well as their entire bloodlines so no one like them ever comes out into the world.

>>215213533
Get better taste and education you brainlet

>>215213525
Wirecucks can never leave us alone

>>215213542
But it's literally one guy shieldposting and having made up conversations. It's the same style of writing, some sort of milquetoast, limp wristed faggy way of replying

>>215213584
Wirechads are laughing at your over the top, cartoonish procedural cop show

Btw I am slapping your faggy ass over in the Gaylords of Anarchy thread too

>>215213639
Shieldbros just have a good time while Wirefags tell us how serious their show is.

>>215206604 (OP)
The Aceveda Sucks it scene occurs in Season 3 Episode 5 "Mum".
Subsequent episode recaps where the scene is recapped:
>S03 E06 Posse Up
>S03 E07 Safe
>S03 E09 Slipknot
>S03 E10 What Power Is
>S04 E02 Grave
>S04 E04 Doghouse
>S04 E10 Back in the Hole
>S04 E12 Judas Priest
>S04 E13 Aint That a Shame
>S05 E07 Man Inside
There were a total of 83 episodes of The Shield.
The Aceveda "Suck It" scene featured in 12% of episode opener recaps.

>>215213819
But the shield is such a mid show, like enjoying a shit cake when you have the best cake (the wire). I guess you can't force good taste and education a pig hence it's better to leave him have its goysloppa empty calories fun (the shield)

>>215213935
That's 17.5% of episodes from when the scene takes place.

Sorry man I am currently watching The Shield s01e01 and it's sooo fucking corny, mackey is like what a highschooler thinks a cool cop is lmao

>>215213935
lmao

>>215213639
>>215213819
Chain of coomand shitbirds.

>>215213935
>Back in the Hole
>Man Inside
Kek
Production crew must have had a real hate boner for Benito Martinez

>>215213981
I actually like the Wire but The Shield is more entertaining and deeper. The Wire trys so hard, The Shield doesn't care.

>>215214090
I don't think you understand the wire, to be completely honest

>>215214099
Wirefags think it's so deep. Oh wow jigaboos committing crime bc racial inequity.

>>215213935
t. Dutch

>>215214152
It's not about niggers, though

>>215214212
Right it's about Baltimore. The Shield is a more entertaining story about LA.

>>215214250
You asking chat gpt about the wire? Lmao

>>215206941
>>215207588
>>215207707
>>215209442
>>215210288
>>215213525
>>215213639
>AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU'RE STILL JUST A NIGGER! WITH A FAGGOT NIGGER SON!

>>215213935
Damn, it felt like a lot more. Still a lot of SUCK though.

>>215214305
And where is the respect in that?

>>215214305
The only role Walton is reported to have said he regrets doing

>>215214278
The Shield won with episode 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Pt5GYsx_w

>>215214435
Not clicking that, use words you silly baboon

>>215214487
Ronniebros it hurts so bad

>>215213935
https://youtu.be/r2aINQduzqM

>>215215039
He made him cum. Not only was it gay, he was good at it.