Thread 215207316

>it's a "Truman still hasn't upgraded to Windows 11 because his computer is too old and now he's worried about a lack of security updates so to protect himself from harm he goes out looking for a four-leaf clover in patches of clover by the road side where old ladies walking their dogs stop to stare at him as if he's crazy" episode
Hahaha, the writers really made a mess of him this time!

Truman could install a different OS, you know

>>215207343
How do you install Linux?

>>215207350
Geeks.

>>215207343
I don't think Truman is very computer literate, he works with one but come on, at best he can use Excel

>>215207350
Download an image, put it on a bootable stick, change boot order to boot from stick in bios

>>215207426
PUSSY IN BIOS

Apparently it's possible to get a free one year Windows10 Extended Security Updates

>it's a Truman tries to sue his company for 3 million and ends up in debt then spends a year being an alcoholic playing vidya episode

Didn't see that one coming teebeequeaych

I'm on 8.1 and will be on it until my laptop dies. After that I will reluctantly go to 10 for as long as humanly possible.

>>215207747
How's he going to ever climb out of that hole? Will he get a crossover episode with the repo man?

>>215207734
The option to do that is supposed to show up on the windows update tab on your device but it doesn't for everyone. Still a day or two left so maybe it'll show up soon..

>>215207316 (OP)
>It's a truman hasn't upgraded to Windows 11 out of sheer laziness because he'll have to go into the bios and turn on TPM 2.0

>>215207316 (OP)
If your computer isn't up to gaming scratch then why would Microsoft cancel Xbox.

>>215207775
Let's just say Truman isn't living his best life or has a plan rn. Maybe become a nurse

>it's a "Truman goes on YouTube and watches a 5-hour video on The X-Files instead of watching The X-Files" episode
What causes this phenomenon?

>>215207316 (OP)
>Windows 11
not buying your spyware AI infested shit

>>215209998
Has he tried deepfaking

>>215210442
>truman said posting from an electronic spyware device
What a card.

>>215207316 (OP)
why not just use Linux?

>>215210545
Truman's a retard

>>215207316 (OP)
>Truman bought an ounce of cocaine again and spent his weekend thinking the walls are his enemy and having potent diarrhoea non stop
I am getting quite sick of his behaviour

>>215208028
I missed a few episodes…why did Truman try and sue his company again?

>>215210912
Truman needs to find a better supply. His current dealer is cutting his blow with baby laxatives.

>>215207343
truman is not a linux retard.

>>215210912
Truman's been having weirdly common bowel trouble wehter it be diarrhea (CHA-CHA-CHA!) or just uncomfortable amounts of gas, he should get more fiber in his diet

>>215207316 (OP)
>Windows 11
People are really easy to manipulate...

Mt favourite episode remains the one where he gets hooked on HuniePop and does not stop cooming for a bout a week.
Deepest point of degeneracy he had achieved that week.

>>215212154
>>215211409
Truman exclusively eats Weetabix to combat his diarrhoea, I think he just went a little off the rails this time. It'll probably be a few weeks before we get a good episode again now that he's broke and broken.

>Truman thinks it's safe to go to the mailbox
>just as he's approaching the neighbor comes out with the dog
>he tries to do a 180 and get away so he doesn't have to awkwardly greet his neighbor
>dog notices him and barks up a storm
>neighbor cries out not to be scared of the dog, he won't bite
>now the neighbor thinks Truman is scared of dogs rather than people
I don't know if he came out better or worse here

>>215212463
I'm frightened of dogs because I was attacked by one once. I always make excuses because every time I tell people they always look at me like I'm some sort of monster.

>>215212463
dog probably thinks Truman is a bitch ass nigga but at least the neighbour is none the wiser

>>215212220
It was nice but it also lead to that period of pretty forced sponsorships where the show took WEG money and capitalised on Trumans porn game binge and exposed him to increasingly shitty ones for cash.
Burnt out fast, didn't feel the least bit genuine.

>>215208693
>its a Truman memorizes sililoquys from Mulder and Scully on the X files and then gos to bars later that night and says them verbatim to strangers episode

>>215213079
>it's a "Truman fantasizes about going to prison and ending up with an aggressively gay but petite, effeminate and attractive cellmate who is forces him to be on top during sex and everyone in prison makes fun of him for it and calls him Stud" episode
What a weirdly elaborate fantasy sequence that was

>>215213079
you forgot about that episode where Truman did actually get arrested and instead of being hard he started crying and asked the coppers to drive him to his parents house but he couldn't even get the words out because he was too wasted.

>>215212591
I was bitten by a friend's dog while I was on mushrooms once. Made me scared of dogs for a few years. Now I just dont like em because theyre the niggers of the domesticatedanimal kingdom

>>215214347
The dog was in the right

>>215214475
>be dog
>bite some guy on shrooms
>his bloodstream is so saturated you get high off of it
>go on a bad trip

>>215210912
Wait I thought Truman swore he would never do this again. Do the writers even remember their own plotlines anymore?

>It's a "Truman thinks he got away with raping a woman he'd been stalking last week and is relieved he hasn't heard anything about it in the paper so he's selecting his next target" episode
This season's going to be rough. The producers are trying to argue the tv set is technically an autonomous country on US soil where rape isn't illegal while the extra he raped was paid off and silenced thanks to the NDA she signed when she started.

>>215215182
>in the paper
I hope Truman sleeps lightly and armed, lol

truman shid pant

>>215214225
Of what good is a personal project if there's no one to see it but you? I mean but Truman

>>215215182
Still not as bad as his midget torturing arc last year

>>215207316 (OP)
You think it would be annoying having to concoct some reason truman has to get a new pc whenever the sponsor changes? Like one season they have a deal with apple, then they have to have some guy pretend to steal it so truman gets a new sony laptop when that becomes the new product placement sponsorship for the next season