Thread 215209185

Sorry but this shit will never top original Harry Potter

new one kinda looks like a miniature lesbian innit

>>215209185 (OP)
they hired some old lesbian for the role?

I would consider it a success if they even managed to finish the books (before the kids hit 30) before it gets cancelled

>>215209185 (OP)
Half the cast will die before they drop season 3 and the main kids will be 35.

>>215209185 (OP)
looks like a jewish librarian

>>215209222
keyed

>>215209185 (OP)
It will likely have the GoT problem of adding in OC that exponentially takes up more and more time until it completely derails the plot

>>215209185 (OP)
I don't even know who this is for. Kids do not and will not care about Harry Potter. Millenials and older zoomers who grew up watching the movies and reading the books will likely not care for it being remade and maybe just watch the first few episodes out of curiosity. JK has also burned bridges with tons of trannies and feminists that used to be HP fans, and only has "TERFs" left on her side. I haven't met anyone that cares or has a good reaction to the idea of a Harry Potter series. This shit will flop harder than Rings of Power.

>>215209185 (OP)
i don't even hate radcliffe but it's crazy that they actually found someone he could mog

I'm not even a boylover but the new one is just not nearly as handsome as the old one. His handsomeness relents in comparison.

>>215209270
>JK has also burned bridges with tons of trannies and feminists that used to be HP fans, and only has "TERFs" left on her side
You're dramatically misjudging how big each of those populations are if you think this is a problem

>>215209282
It's a mog or get mogged world. Simple as

>>215209185 (OP)
When's this shit even coming out?

>>215209270
The game they released recently sold s fuckton despite being a shameless ubishit clone, and the books still sell despite being decades old. The IP still has pull, and all they have to do is claim they’re going to do a straight adaption using the longer time they have to require minimal abridgement to have some appeal.
They won’t, but that’s all they have to do.

>>215209282
Radcliffe was/is handsome. Nobody could've predicted he would only grow to 5'5

>>215209302
Low t gen alpha. Clearly he spends his days on an ipad.

>>215209185 (OP)
>original
what, it's a bunch of books

>>215209207
>>215209200
same vibes

>>215209270
You have no idea what you're talking about. Millennials still love Harry Potter, even the ones who are asshurt at JK Rowling dabbing on trannies. Younger zoomers and older alphas consume millennial entertainment even more than their own because everything made nowadays is shit in comparison. Even if they're not the biggest Harry Potter fans, they will have definitely heard of the franchise and will watch it because they know it a "well made" series of movies. As long as they make it halfway decent, and not complete garbage like the Fantastic Beasts movies, it will print money.

>>215209313
Even the Fantastic Beasts movies made profit despite everyone seemingly hating them.

>>215209270
They're obviously trying to capture a new, younger audience. It already gets a lot of free publicity thanks to being a massive franchise during millenials' youth.

>>215209270
>JK has also burned bridges with tons of trannies and feminists that used to be HP fans

This is a very small, but very loud minority. Remember how they tried to sabotage Hogwarts Legacy, but it was still very successful. Most people just don't care.

>>215209402
>This is a very small
>Half the cast hate her in public

>>215209416
Every member of the original cast is irrelevant except for Radcliffe, who is not really a huge name.

>>215209416
But do they really? They are public people and they're pretty much required to say that, but deep down I think most of them don't really care either.

>>215209416
None of the adult actors, i.e the ones that don’t need to posture for good boy points, have a problem with her.

>>215209185 (OP)
There is no point in harry potter movies without the early 2000s feeling.

2/5 of the Weasleys look fine, at least.

>>215209493
this. zoomers (and 4chan at large) will hate this, but it's like anime. you can TECHNICALLY have it now, but it's not the same.

>>215209185 (OP)
He can top or bottom.

>>215209185 (OP)
Head like a fucking vase

This is probably gonna turn out the same way as the live action Last Airbender show, where people are excited at first but then quickly realize that it's just a pointless, worse version of the original.

>>215209185 (OP)
Looks like he'd be more suited to working at Gringotts.

>>215209497
Holy MILF

>>215209497
It's crazy how they nailed every single cast member for the most part except Snape. Making him black will be the downfall of this new series.

>>215209497
hnghh that ginny

>>215209539
>makes the shows only cuck into Black
1488

>>215209497
a little something for the dads

>>215209185 (OP)
>Sorry

>>215209497
Is it being set in the same timeframe as the original? Because that is the perfect 90s mom outfit.

Daniel Radcliffe wasn’t a good Harry
Emma Watson wasn’t a good Hermoine
Rupert Grint was a good Ron

>>215209551
you just know she got that Sophia Locke build

>>215209185 (OP)
Right:
>confident but fuckable twink
>the true chosen one
>gets pussy
>short king
>selected from a young age for his natural charm
Left:
>looks like a commercial for puberty blockers
>facts and experts face
>will bunk bitch for professor snape

>>215209270
You really overestimate twitter. Most people don't give a shit either way, and certainly don't have as much online presence as the average tranny. The reason nobody cared about the rings of power is because who gives a shit about some Lord of the Rings story not written by Tolkien?
If this does bad, I'll assume it has more to do with worse casting, and the fact there's always going to be the movies it's directly compared to.

>>215209635
Teef test

>>215209634
well
it's time

Imagine having to be the composer for this piece of shit. You'd probably have a retarded producer breathing down your neck for every note.
>Um, it's just TOO John Williams
>Noo, make it a little more John Williams
>Actually, we're just going to use the Williams motif for this scene
>Actually, can you start over? Focus groups didn't like that.

>>215209270
kids love harry potter

>>215209372
People liked the first one, but the last one flopped because of how much of a trainwreck the second movie was. And they were supposed to make five movies, so the series in general failed.

.... as if the movies are that great. i would be happy see new version of order of the phoenix onwards which look like shit in retrospect.

>>215209782
That's the problem. They'll never make it that far.

>>215209539
American dumbledore. Shan't

>>215209270
the first book came out when i was 5, i read the fourth one onwards as they were published. people older than me liked them at the time, people younger than me liked them when THEY were kids.

just one of those forever-classics now. there'll be another Winnie the Pooh film at some point, maybe a Famous Five adaptation. Harry Potter will never 'die out'.

>>215209497
Molly Weasley? More like Mommy Weasley!

>>215209185 (OP)
Why is this the picture they used? He has barely contained disdain and judgement in his eyes. He looks like a little shit.

he cute

Im intrigued by it, but i wont watch if they race swap more than 2 characters

>>215209185 (OP)
Pure anglo phenotype.

>>215209840
there's just something off about the whole bottom half of his face. Even his ears.

>>215209782
That was the book that got me to stop reading, so I don't know if the movie is the problem. Unless they're just filming nonstop because they were written a blank check, a show is going to have to at least seem to be on par with the first movie to justify a second season, and then keep doing that all the way up.

>>215209850
What the fuck is that thing?

>>215209185 (OP)
Why did they hire megamind?

>>215209551
Damn, they made Molly into an actual MILF. Petunia is also a hottie in this one.
Heck, even the new McGonagall could get it.
They're on a quest to make every female character fuckable it seems.

>>215209769
>“Harry, did I ever tell you about my secret nephew Aurelius? He was an illegitimate half-muggle love child whom his family was ashamed of, so his mother’s sister sailed to the United States with him as a baby, instead of his father or mother. When the ship started to sink (it was the Titanic), the unrelated half-black daughter of a rapist mind control wizard switched him out with her half-brother (whose mother was consensual, and also white). The rapist wizard didn't care about the daughter, but he did love his son, and he was afraid that his daughter’s mother's son would be angry that his mother was mind control raped and kill the baby instead of the rapist, so he sent the son he loved across the sea (on the Titanic) to be raised in an orphanage by a muggle who hated magic instead of protecting him himself. Anyway, both babies just happened to be magic, so the daughter switched them so she could have a less annoying brother. His aunt thought that her nephew was still on the Titanic, and felt so strongly about this secret shame child that she’d tried to abandon in America that she tried to swim down and rescue him and drowned instead of just using magic while the rape daughter watched and did nothing to inform her that her real son was already safe. She then gave my nephew to a French half-elf servant who served the mother, and after the mother was raped and died in childbirth, that meant she had to continue serving the rapist, who thought he was the real son, and delivered him to the orphanage. My nephew was then raised as a muggle who didn't know how to control his magic, destroyed half of New York, had sex with Voldemort's pet snake, pioneered goth fashion, killed Bambi, and joined the alt-right led by a gay, sodomizable wizard Nazi who wanted to stop WWII. By the way, don’t ask why they used a muggle boat instead of apparating or flying across the ocean. They were all good friends, except the rapist mind control wizard” he said calmly.

>>215209416
This. It’s why a remake is being made in the first place.

>>215209185 (OP)
Harry Potter is already jewish and now they even made him jewier.
When they reboot the HP franchise again 20 years from now, I wonder what jewish monstrosity will they cast.

>>215209185 (OP)
>Soulless IP slop
No need to go and watch the same story with worse actors.

>>215209185 (OP)
Millennials got the SOTA Harry Pottar

>>215209185 (OP)
Fat fuck needs to stop eating so much.

>>215209840
Looks irish

>>215209497
That's not my Mollywobbles

>>215210766

Go away

>>215209270
This shit is still massively popular. They do shitty conventions once a year or something and they are filled to the brim with primary school kids. I don't exactly understand how the fuck that franchise is still maintaining popularity. It was understandable when I was still in school and you had a new book every other year or how long it took her to shit them out and you had all the movies and games and shit, what is there even nowadays that keeps it in a popular spot? I don't fucking know.

>>215209549
Isn't Bellatrix' husband the only canon cuck?

>>215209312
april

>>215209185 (OP)
It always baffles me how this board cares so much about Harry Potter. The average fan of this shit nowadays are 30 something quirky chungus and lesbians

>>215209185 (OP)
The original wasn't even good past the first 2 movies.

>>215210917
It's literally the capeshit of capeshit except it's an original property and it defined many childhoods, even if no one read the books.

>>215209200
>>215209207
I thought the exact same thing from the thumbnail. And keep in mind he's britbong, so he's only going to get uglier.

>>215209185 (OP)
I kinda feel bad for the amount of hate the new child cast is going to get if the show is bad or if they grow up to be ugly. It's not looking too good for the new Harry, but if he grows to be 6 feet tall he has a shot to overcome his British genetics.

>>215210990
>muh british genetics
meme gone too far. British men AND women are pretty.

>>215210766
nice

>>215209968
They cared about Presentation

>>215209185 (OP)
this shit is not going to be made lol, its all a ruse for Zas to sell. Not a chance in hell the Ellison family keeps this going for 10 years. Heard it here first, stock market manipulation that JK played along with bc of the OG cast.

>>215209185 (OP)
>>215209270
This IP has been wasted. They could have made TRILLIONS with some OC cast / stories as a TV show back in the 2000s. Not sure if they are allergic to money or if Rowling was already rolling in it and vetoing everything sent her way.

>>215210844
What kid isn't going to be into a magic school adventure? its a timeless concept and a fun read, i don't see it falling off with kids.
and what youth series can replace it? I feel like i still only hear about HP and percy jackson.

>>215211341
idk about the skibiddi toilet generation bro, they already have a magic ipad not sure how much they'd care about levitating a feather except maybe in minecraft

>>215211306
first rodeo? Harry Potter is a Mi6 tool just like the Beatles. At no point in time was money a priority over propaganda. Do pray tell, watching the first two films being 100% white how this IP would have made said trillions? FFS the entire saga goes to shit once they introduce shitskins and street clothes

>>215211341
jedi school a la harry potter would shit on HP, for the life of me dont know why Disney doesnt pounce on this low hanging fruit

>>215209270
Half the people watching will be hate watching and half of those people will secretly love it. The other half will unironically love it no matter how bad it will be. A good chunk of those people are brainwashed and will love it purely because of gender swapped or race swapped bullshit and spiting Jk Rowling during to ideological faggotry.

>>215209372
The first one was cool because it focused (in part) on fantastic creatures. The sequels were just "We must prevent World War II, with Dumbledore."
They should have continued the momentum of the first one and made Indiana Jones adventure films, like discovering a legendary creature deep in the Amazon with the autiste and the Muggle, a creature under the ocean, etc.

>>215209782
Yeah, in 15 years
They will need 3 years between each season anon

I just don't think they'll be able to capture the magic and innocence of youth like the original films. The world has changed and so has cinema. It truly will not and could not ever compare.

productions skew more American now, even if they're filmed in the UK.

personally i don't care if an actor or actress is fat, ugly, whatever. i actually want more 'normal' people in things.

>>215210917
Everyone grew up with it. I loved Harry potter as a kid i don't care if its fans are gay now

>>215209416
That's all good, you know they say there's no such thing as bad publicity.
People love those books and movies so much they'll pretend they only liked Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson the whole time so they can keep enjoying the franchise while giving Warner money.

>>215211614
i give it a decade before churchhill beomes the hitler and hitler becomes the churchhill. Uk is too failed a state to keep myth going

>>215210853
>he considers cursed child canon
woe upon you

>>215211660
Churchill was already le bad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonypandy_riots

>>215211660
Churchill has always been an obnoxious cunt who subtly spent most of his career ruining everything.
He even got his fingerprints on Israel/Palestine.
That being said, no matter what brainwashing /pol/ has done to you, Hitler is never gonna be considered a hero to anyone but the worst shitheads.

>>215209237
They don’t need to make up fanfic, there’s enough content in the books and the series is finished unlike that fat bastards take

>>215211627
>everyone
No, just your faggot generation starting at mid-millennial

>all these bitter 40 year olds crying about children's media

let them have their own take you boomers

>>215211663
Cope for not living in New York or London much?

>>215209313
That was something new. This is a rehash of the books which already have a complete adaptation.

>>215211764
no. for every Paddington, there's a Peter Rabbit.

>>215211775
Yeah, but the main criticism of the movies was they were essentially taking 700 page books and boiling them down to 2 hour movies, this will let them commit a good 8-10 hours to each book. Focus on the side adventures a bit more.
I mean you can say the same thing about any capeshit property, how many Superman movies have they made, hell they've rebooted Spiderman like 6 times since Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was released and none of those have been unsuccessful.
Harry Potter is just capeshit for people who didn't like capeshit.

>>215211748
>>215211746
the hitler swap was hyperbole and ironic invoking of Godwins law. Seems like the awareness is where it needs to be on the mythos of Churchill. Never heard of those riots either. My facetious point was more of the watching the standard/default reference of English, its lanugae and culture be pivoted from UK to USA. Im fairly certain US english now exceeds the Queens. Just an observation i blame on churchill right or wrong. I dont even hate hitler either (in a historian lens) but i dont believe even his method of governance and money would have lasted. In fact im surprised an American didnt get the lead, mustve been stipulated by JK

>>215209315
Sure you could've.
(Father’sheight+Mother’sheight+5inches)÷2


>>215209270
Tranny fad is already dead. It's no longer cool to hate on Rowling. In fact, it's Watson that's in the hot seat right now for being a two-faced bandwagoning whore.

How does that kid look so jewish??I can't be the only one who sees it.Also am sure he will grow up great

>>215209185 (OP)
Wrong. The movies can easily be surpassed.
Will they succeed? We'll have to wait and see.

>>215211753
Old guy detected, opinion discarded

>>215211764
I could not give less of a shit about Harry potter but why not make new stuff??Why does everything good and semi old new a new remake????

>>215209312
2027

>>215211751
The lack of necessity is precisely why OC will be a massive red flag. It will be an instant tell that the writers are trying to make their own mark, rather than spotting points that they have to abridge and then managing the knock on effects.

>>215209705
Yeah.
People joke about Dumbledore being calm, but there are worse things in those movies.

>>215211889
I stand by taking political and social points from this site and adjacent parts of the internet has fucked your head
You're trying too hard to sound smart and it makes you sound incredibly dumb.

I don't know why they did the story again. The films are pretty much definitive. And everyone already knows the story, so there is nothing to discuss online. Should have made a fresh story involving a new group of kids going through 2025 Hogwarts.

>>215209185 (OP)
This shit is gonna flop, isn't it

>>215209270

The new Barnes & Noble by me that just went up has an entire section for just Harry Potter, and is labelled that on the big wooden lettering.

I also wonder how many younger people are into it, but if B&N is making entire sections dedicated to it, I would think it has to do decent business.

>>215209270
Walk in to any bookstore anywhere and Harry Potter is still display front and center.

>>215210787
lmao no. we've been embedding images for almost a year in your threads. there is a 99% chance if you've saved anything from the threads you have a CSAM embedded file.

>>215209851
He's a Jew.

>>215209551
Disgusting.

>>215210990
You think British people dont reach 6ft?

>>215211368
>100% white

>>215211503
>"We must prevent World War II, with Dumbledore."
It was "We must stop the guy who wants to prevent World War II".

>>215209185 (OP)
This nigga look like someones grandma, lmao wtf are they thinking homie

>>215209402
The boycott was wildly successful. It also got the sequel cancelled. Turns out people don’t like to finance bigotry.

>>215211981
The movies are shit after the first three, absolutely terrible.

>>215212618
Wrong

>>215212597
What planet are you living on? The game is in the top 30 best-selling games of all time.

>>215209497
>>215209551
DAYUUUUMMMMMM

>>215212031
Why the fuck would you do that?

>>215209497
I'm actually shocked to see so many gingers in 2025, last time I watched a show based off a book (the witcher) they replaced all the redhaired characters with niggers, no joke like literally every single one

>>215209200
That's exactly my opinion too despite me knowing nothing about this garbage franchise.

>>215209627
>perfect 90s mom outfit.
nah it looks mismatched like hell, which is probably the point as the Weasley's wouldn't have a clue about the latest muggle trends.
but she is a god damn mommy, no wonder Arthur pumped seven kids in her.

>>215209185 (OP)
>>215209358
Rachel Dratch would have been better

>>215212618
I somehow doubt the show will be much better especially if they do some gay modern 8 episodes once every 2 years release schedule
Seriously I have no fucking clue how the fuck they're planning to release that shit without all the child actors looking off after 2-3 seasons tops

>>215209185 (OP)
the tv show will no doubt be shit compared the movies, while the movies will always be shit compared to the books

>>215212006
I work near one of the Harry Potter Experience Stores and there are a lot of kids who really seem to like it. It's fallen gracefully into that sphere of popular immortal kids books.
Lets face it, CS Lewis probably wouldn't have the most progressive views on gender identity either but we'd all much rather seethe at Roald Dahl for hating fat people.

>>215212851
They've got aging kids, they have to keep it going once a year or they're gonna have some 26 year old playing a 15 year old.

>>215212851
Once the characters hit puberty in-universe it becomes less important.
I've heard some talk that the first two seasons will be filmed back-to-back.

>>215212914
Did that stop the stranger things?

>>215209185 (OP)
>>215209270
My sister is a millenial who grew up with this shit, she saw every single movie in the theater, read all books, and collects merch from the series. Her reaction to this show being announced was indifferent to mildly annoyed. She said she won't be watching it because she already knows what happens and it won't top the movies. This shit is DOA, not even hardcore fans like my sister want it. I feel bad for the little kids that signed 10 years contracts.

>>215212959
Loads of bookfags are not happy about how much content the movies cut out and the various characters they butchered along the way.

>>215212959
It's there to linger on the HBO streaming service, she says that now, but in 5 years when she's a little drunk and bored at home with just herself or possibly her husband, she'll probably end up turning it on and doomstreaming it over a few weeks.

no usecase for rebooting the series this soon

>>215211899
man, Radcliffe really hit the jackpot in the genetic lottery, his parents are absolute uggos. he got the best of both worlds

>>215209497
need to breed ginny and her mom

>>215212694
too many open and proud redditors. quite a few of the images move around to /v/ too which is great. and as you can tell by the boards declining speed, a lot of you are uploading them to services that use DNA and are getting flagged so its working

>>215213083
>need to breed ginny
uhhh... b-bro?

>>215213052
Fortunately he got his mom's manly face and his dad's lanky body.

>>215209539
Severus Snape is a black name to be fair. He should have been black from the start

>>215213016
Its to pump WBs numbers so they can get a better deal when Zaslav sells it
Paramount and Apple are currently the two looking to buy it
They've already rejected a $20 a share bid from Paramount

>>215209270
I might watch it tbqh. I like the shots I’ve seen of it so far
As long as it’s just direct adaption of the book with maybe fleshing out or involving a couple of the side characters more it sounds like a potentially comfy watch

>>215213237
It's not gonna happen

>>215213246
The seasons are going to be short, spaced far apart, and full of special effects.

>>215209497
Absolutely wild they over corrected and chose a Ginny you can tell will be hot when she’s older
Would love to have heard the discussions with the casting director

>>215213286
That sounds grim the special effects
favorite part of the movies were the first two that by and large used cgi sparingly and generally tastefully while presenting a colorful magical world that also felt like a physical place as opposed to the later movies where it felt half like a ps3 game

>>215212959
>I feel bad for the little kids that signed 10 years contracts.
>steady employment for 10y without a middle school degree making 6 digits+
yeah sounds terrible haha

Should have just done a 1:1 of My Immortal instead

>>215209497
Molly looks like that whore from Just Ask Ash or whatever it's name reaction youtuber.
Terrible casting.

>>215212031

Doesn't work like that retard

>>215212597
I see tranny delusions really are all-encompassing.

>>215209911
Hermione

>>215213660
gay

>>215209185 (OP)
Its wierd to judge how handsome a child is, but when they are so similar in description its hard not to see how much more handsome and there's cool Daniel is. More crushable for little girls and more "i wanna be him" a ble for boys

>>215213747
No, she is genuinely doesn't feel like book Molly. Molly emanated comfiness. This bitch looks like a cashier who hates kids.

>>215209497
Damn, Molly really does give that Russian knockoff Married With Children vibe.
And that's a good thing. Dyed redhead hags are exactly my fetish.

>>215209185 (OP)
>Rupert Grint plays the goofy side character best friend while Ratcliffe and Watson play the cool main duo
>Grint is the only one who turned out normal and not a treacherous rat

>>215213836
He was raised in the midlands (chud)

>>215213836
>Grint is the only one who turned out normal
He doesn't pay taxes.

>>215213867
Did I say normal? I meant fucking BASED

>>215213858
Look fella, nowhere that makes good saussies can be bad, simple as.

>>215209840
/tv/ is a wunny board, tranny

>>215209185 (OP)
>Sorry
Why sorry? It was always patently obvious from the moment they announced black Snape.

ayo

>>215213867
Based

>>215213836
Rupert was robbed on those movies

>>215209185 (OP)
Harry potter was always pure garbage.

>>215213749
What's really weird is pretending we don't have and have had the technology to age up children accurately to determine who will be 11/10 chads and staceys. Somehow in the 00s we could accurately age up missing children perfectly. It's only because the industry is rotten to the core with dysgenic nepotism that this isn't common practice. Huge multi billion dollar franchises should have their actors selected from like 8 years old and trained for their debut at like 16-20. But the industry is not and never has been interested in making art. There is no excuse for bad and inaccurate casting and casting itself is not a talent, it's a failure to use readily available technology. It's an affront to human beauty and as such the whole industry should be spurned and ignored.

>>215209497
Imo Molly should be a bit chubby, original Mrs. Weasley was a good, older MILF for my taste

>>215214491
I bet you shower less than 4 times a month and lead a miserable day-to-day existence.

>>215209840
>he

>>215214552
She always gave me more granny vibes. Feels weird Ginny is her child.

>>215209497
They look great

>>215213660
she's the actress from The It Crowd, she's good.

>>215209185 (OP)
Nannette Potter

>>215209185 (OP)
the first two harry potter movies are the only good ones and the only ones that capture the whimsical magic so if the new show manages to at least approach the first two movies in magic feeling and whimsy and keep that up until the end then the show can be better than the movies.

>>215213215
kys

>>215214751
You're an adult male in your 30s or even 40s.

/tv/ is gonna love, and sexualize Hermione bigly. Screencap this post for future proofs.

>>215214921
well she is an LBFM(little brown fuck machine). completely hairless and can ride grown dick like an adult women before they even turn 13.

>>215209814
He's a nepobaby, it is impossible for them to not look like a smug little shit

>>215214921
nah she brown

>>215210990
Don't feel bad, they don't give a shit. They only care about the money and fame their parents promised them when they bought this role for them

>>215209185 (OP)
>can hire any kid
>hire this

either jew or nepo, no fucking shot

>>215209270
You guys said this about that harry potter game and it was the literal best selling game the year it came out
Who are you trying to fool? Yourselves?

>>215215285
little brown girls are pure sex

>>215209185 (OP)
Why does Harry even wear glasses?
>His uncle didn't seem like he would care if Harry couldn't see.
>Any wizard could fix his eyes with magic.

>>215212031
nobody saves images directly ya dumb luddite, you taking stupid pills or what?

>>215215303
Yeah, clearly all the fame and money worked out for Jake Lloyd, Corey Feldman, Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes. I guarantee at least one of them will end up a complete drug riddled mess when this slop flops and they get nonstop hate from angry manchildren blaming them for everything.

>>215215354
BG3 outsold it tho

>>215209270
It's for millennial parents so that they can brainwash their children to become part of the cult

>>215215456
Nah. Extrapolation indicates BG3 sold around 10-15m, but we can’t know for certain because Larian is private and doesn’t have to say shit, and since they hate wizards they’re not going to help them out anymore.

>>215211368
>a Mi6 tool just like the Beatles
I really wanted to argue against this, but the more I thought about it, you're right.
>John was a communist and militant atheist
>Paul goes to a synagogue with his Jewish family
>George was a Hindu who helped spread ISKCON
>Ringo encouraged an optimistic consumerism
>as a band, they wrote songs encouraging New Left iconoclasm towards traditional values while also explicitly distancing themselves from Britain's Marxist-Leninist opponents (Revolution)
The only one who seemed to go off the reservation was John who went deep into Irish Republicanism (and eventually, if the rumors are right, conservative Christianity towards the end of his life), and he was the one who ended up getting assassinated. Really makes you think

>>215215456
That was a really huge release tho, underselling it isn't really saying much

I just wish they would have done a good job on Fantastic Beasts. Such a simple premise, and they muddied it by focusing on retarded ass fake politics instead of... fantastic beasts

>>215209497
SEX SEX SEX
MOMMYYYYYYHHYYYHYHVHGUH

>>215209185 (OP)
hp is a jew now?

>>215215438
That's the difference though, they won't because they have infinite financial support. If this flops they'll just pivot to something else like nothing happened or just live off their trust fund

>>215211368
careful you dont want rapeape to catch another 26k fine. its already bad enough that WB isn't going to cover the cost later
>>215215354
always makes me laugh seeing people that claim to be anti woke defend that wokeslop that could even make netflix blush

they already nig cast snape and its all but confirmed they're going to troon luna, whats the point?

>>215209200
That's just what British men look like now

>>215215503
John was also the based one. He'd probably have a lot of interesting things to say about the world today if he was alive

>>215215603
>troon luna
source?
i don't care about nig snape because the idea of him being bullied and cucked by white chad is funny, but tranny luna would be unforgivable

>>215215510
no one after Chris Columbus gave a shit about Harry Potter. It was just their vehicle to promote themselves.

>>215214833
yes

>>215215666
>source?
The Quibbler

How come nobody here is talking about the female voldemort rumors?

>>215209497
I'll say one thing, Harry doesn't have to worry about Ginny turning into her mother in this one

>>215215829
If that happens then at least the tranny memes about it will be funny

>>215215829
Are you talking about it a lot back on reddit, shitskin?

>>215212732
at least the books were good though

>>215209497
This helps explain why the Weasleys chose to have 7 kids despite being dirt poor.

>>215209302
Low t opinion.

>>215209497
>british
>lower class
guaranteed that thing is hairy, hard pass

>>215212103
Heh

>>215209270
>This shit will flop harder than Rings of Power.

Naaaaaah, JK is alive and has some creative control. I agree with much of what you said though.

>>215211751
The writers and showrunners have explicitly stated they never read the books

oi woz kedavra'd
WHO LAFFED

>>215209200
Huh, kinda yeah. Good eye. Hard to say what it is exactly, perhaps the smile.

>>215209185 (OP)
is snape still being played by a fucking negro?

>>215217340
>JK is alive and has some creative control
and you have vaguely brown hermione and black snape for it

>>215213836
Didn't he star in a movie about a farting kid?

>>215217402
And the film's writer, a self-proclaimed fan, did some very questionable things. So... meh.

The remake era will be remembered in history for sure.
Maybe it points to how much we are afraid of any future. They'll analyze this period better than i can.

>>215217526
i like this

>>215211061
Dont you have a paki pedo to protect nigel?

>>215209358
>>215212784
would.

>>215209185 (OP)
imagine worrying about a book FOR KIDS

>>215209497
wizards are supposed to be bad at dressing like muggles

>>215209185 (OP)
Of course not. Every show and movie now has the detrimental DEI quotas. So writing staff, casting, directing etc. will all have a measure of diversity hires.
So everything simply turns to shit.

>>215217441
I mean, black incel and slightly more crisp Hermione? Ehhh I'm fine with that pal

>>215217717
Yeah, I get "it" now

>>215209270
My nephew loves the Harry Potter movies. It's still an evergreen merchandise slop franchise that millennials buy toys from

>>215209185 (OP)
timmy potter

this is the opposite of a glowup

>>215209185 (OP)
It will be the same shit: an unwatchable adaptation.

>>215217637
Sure, as Hollywood’s last gasp before the end. Also worth noting how this level of auto-cannibalism happens in every failing industry

>>215209222
You can't jew magical children, they regrow their wand tips.

>>215209270
>JK has also burned bridges with tons of trannies and feminists that used to be HP fans
lol at the percieved self importance of this niggers
That's like what
120 trans?
lol

>>215218464
It effects liberal fans who align themselves generally with trannies so it does have an impact

>>215218501
You are plain and simple wrong.
It had 0 impact on the sales of Hogwarts Legacy
Hogwarts Legacy came up at the peak of JK's war with trannies.
Trannies had every single opportunity to publicly boycott the game and used all their tranny influence on social media in a big campaign to try to make people NOT buy the game.
It had 0 impact.
This is factual information and a great precedent of something that could happen with this series.
I have this example to support my argument and a feeling of what's going to happen
What do you have

>>215218889
I didn't say it had a huge effect i just said it had an effect. I'm agreeing with you Anon

>>215213390
I'd buy myself a ticket for opening night, and a couple others to spread the glory of My Immortal. Cry-laugh every time I read it

>>215215829
What girl name can you make from "I AM LORD VOLDEMORT"?

>>215219274
her dead name is tom marvolo riddle and her new name is voldemort

>>215209185 (OP)
Ok but do kids these days actually look like that? It’s almost a completely different species

Do Zoomers and Gen Alpha even care about Harry Potter? It seems to be mostly a Millenial thing

>>215209850
That's a body double, not the actual guy.

>>215209200
What if 7 years from now they reveal the actor is trans

>>215219416
According to childless grown men that have been posting in this thread during work hours, yes

lol they made Harry non-binary

>>215215354
>Who are you trying to fool? Yourselves?
Yes, that is what troons do, all day long. Unsuccessfully.

>>215209185 (OP)
brutal mogging. even the clothes are worse

How did they find such shitty casting?

>>215209185 (OP)
new harry looks like moaning myrtle

>>215209270
>Kids do not and will not care about Harry Potter.
Stopped reading here to tell you you're a moron.

>>215209270
KEK at all the marketer and reddit millennial manchild seethe

>>215209497
RON'S MOM SEXO

>>215210056
>Petunia is also a hottie in this one
she was hot in the first one too

>>215209185 (OP)
They got lucky with the OG Harry Potter cast because pretty much every actor grew up hot. Meanwhile I'm pretty sure the new cast will wall come season 2.

>>215209497
Cute Ginny

>>215209185 (OP)
Why is the new Harry FtM

>>215214733
Where’s the bloody magic?

Fucking grim

>>215212031
Why do leftists all seem to have large supplies of child abuse images?

>>215219004
sounded like you didn't
I don't think it had any impact, based on that game experience
well, at least negative impact, I guess it did promote the game for free

Do zoomers care about Harry Potter? I know a lot of childless Millennials obsessed with it

>>215221906
It definitely gave lots of free publicity. Normal people, or at least people who play games don't care about trannies one way or the other. I imagine any left leaning people who cared enough to boycott the game probably were never going to play it in the first place.

>>215221929
For some reason, yes, despite almost all the new content being kinda shit. I don't get it either.

>>215209539
>black potions master
I'm waiting for the Breaking Bad crossover episode

>>215221929
I'm like the oldest possible generation of Zoomer i think. I was obviously a fan of the books as a kid. Most people of my generation who read them were. The movies too. Harry Potter was a franchise I bonded with my brother over. Whenever we would get the new book he would read it first then I would read it right after. You could say I'm sentimental about it. Now that I'm an adult im pretty much checked out. I never even saw those fantasic beasts movies. The fan base is also very gay.

>>215214733
OI WIZ ROIPED BY A SNAKE!!!

>>215221929
It could happen to kids with siblings that are a lot older than them. My friend's zoomer sister is basically a crypto-millennial because she'd mainly hang out with us and our sisters' group outside of school and didn't have close friends her own age.

>>215222000
>The fan base is also very gay
Also full of nonces(which goes hand in hand with being gay) as you can see by the mod leaving up posts about wanting to fuck this young lad all the time

>>215209270
>Rings of Power.
https://youtu.be/FJOIPiEkcx4?si=wk_qDwo4eUJBsqAg

>>215222090
Is that not just a symptom of discussing anything here? Bring up a child actress in any context here and somebody wants to fuck em

>>215222210
Oh I don't actually care about that. I just wanted to make sure everyone remembers that gays reproduce through abuse

>>215215413
h-how are you supposed to save them?

>>215222254
I think my friend is bi because French people are naturally faggots even without abuse.

>>215222254
You could just say that

>>215209850
He needs to see an orthodontist not just for looks that’s really unhealthy that dude can’t breath though his nose and mouth breathing is insanely unhealthy on top of making you look silly

>>215222254
who abused the first gay man?

>>215222312
Being a frog is automatic abuse
>>215222254
The one fag I've had to deal with on a daily basis in recent years went all I WAS A VICTIM OF SEXUAL ABUSE AS A CHILD after a few days, I always thought this shit is a meme

>>215222362
the guy that discovered masturbation

>>215222362
The first man who claimed traps aren't gay

Why does nearly every actor look dysgenic nowadays?

>>215222362
A man being raped by an animal

>>215222362
isolated men that snapped and became prison gay

>>215222442
Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson and Hank Hill?

>>215209185 (OP)
>OI WAS RAPED!

>>215209185 (OP)
What if by the time they reach year 7, the actress playing Hermione gets huge boobs?

>>215209200
>innit
Fpbp

>>215222362
Mr. T

>>215209497
They made the mom hot? Jesus Christ.

>>215213660
Lol those two Australoids are funny as fuck

>>215222533
One can only hope

>>215209270
You know all this was said before Hogwarts Legacy came out and that beat Call of Duty in 2023

Nostalgia is powerful

>>215214491
How do you explain Nerville Longbottom got hot? puberty is really unpredictable, especially with life habits, not just diet and exercise but the kinda expression you make -- oh, chewing will develop your jaw so if you only eat soft slop you will be a chinlet, a major reason why the actress for young Elizabeth in The Crown is not as beautiful as the OG Elizbabeth II in her youth, the Claire Foy version has zoomer face -- no jaw.

aren't they the same
feels weird to be the only one on this board who isn't a child expert

>>215212851
>>215212914
that's literally how the movies worked. Like Harry and Ron immediately have adult voices in CoS, where they're supposed to be 12.

>>215209270
>Kids do not and will not care about Harry Potter
I work for the school system, HAHAHAHAHA no. Harry Potter has effectively never lost relevance, ever. At worst, it's neck and neck with Percy Jackson these days.
>Millenials and older zoomers who grew up watching the movies and reading the books will likely not care
I'll give you that, that's a maybe.
>JK has also burned bridges with tons of trannies and feminists that used to be HP fans
This has probably done more to boost Harry Potter's street cred desu senpai.
>This shit will flop harder than Rings of Power.
Definitely but there is a non-0 chance it happens slowly.

>>215209185 (OP)

The movie casting was honestly a miracle like how did they manage to perfectly cast basically every character

>>215224959
it was before you had to have blacks in everything in every scene, you had just a few off to the side but were still allowed to depict a british story as having british people in it

>>215224959
they actually tried instead of grabbing a few shitskins and filling in the blanks with whoever else (preferably ugly so the monkey people look better)
I seem to recall them doing massive casting calls as a kind of publicity campaign. you had thousands of kids with the right look across the country clamoring to get the part.
however they cast them now, it's not like that.

>>215213052
>Radcliffe really hit
Well
He hit...something

>>215221489
I'll never forget that scene where aunt petunia tries to kill Daisy from super mario bros so she can marry Bowser and rule over Brooklyn.