>>215209587 (OP)
When i took a shit while i had a boner. And i went to wipe, but my fingers ripped through the toilet papper, and my fingers went up my asshole, and i was finger blasting my anus, while my hard cock started twitching and i couldnt resist, so i started stroking it while blasting my shit covered asshole, corn and scat running down my hand, then i started blowing hot loads all over myself.
Just like the saint.