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Anonymous No.215210937 >>215210999 >>215211342 >>215211541 >>215211854 >>215212391 >>215212664 >>215212776 >>215212986 >>215213217 >>215213338 >>215215329 >>215215566 >>215215674
Friday the 13th series
When did it jump the shark, in your opinion?
Anonymous No.215210999 >>215211417 >>215211469 >>215212024 >>215212906 >>215213277
>>215210937 (OP)
I liked all the movies aside from the first one and Jason Goes To Hell, I do prefer undead Jason to the regular human one from 2,3,4 and the 2009, undead Jason is just cooler and sets him apart from most slasher killers
Anonymous No.215211187
4: The Final Chapter
Anonymous No.215211342 >>215212098 >>215217459
>>215210937 (OP)
sex with slim short-haired women
Anonymous No.215211348 >>215211414 >>215211440 >>215212245 >>215213178
Hey, I'm in the middle of watching this series through for the first time. I've only watched up to Part 3, so this is an incomplete opinion, but
>jump the shark
Part 2 jumped a bit with Jason. So he's a survivalist, outdoorsy, strong, reliable woodsman who can cross country track down the woman who killed his Mom to another state, but he never once approached his Mom and talked to her after the accident when she hangs out all the time at the lake? The first movie's whole plot is that he died so she went crazy on her crusade against useless counselors, but meanwhile, he's just watching her from the woods? "She's crazy because he died, but really, he's not dead at all." is a minor gripe, as naturally he is essential to being the Jason series that it is.

But Part 3 is by far the worst movie (so far). It plays into the most bad tropes as if trying to fill a quota. For every four tense, music-screeching, "ch-hah-hah-hah" jumpscares being absolutely nothing, there's only one real one, resulting in like 50 fake-outs and only 10 real ones in an hour and a half. It's just nonstop. Then there's Jason's weird teleporting around. He's always behind anyone at any time, but he's also ALWAYS walking into the barn EVERY TIME someone looks at the barn. I'd almost like to see a behind-the-scenes of tracking Jason's movements and watch him running in and out of the barn 80 times in an hour like a spastic dog wanting to be let outside.

Complaints aside, I'm liking F13 series more than the other big-name classic horror series that I'm watching this October.
Anonymous No.215211414
>>215211348
3 is the worst one until Jason goes to hell. It was made and marketed as a 3d movie so all those fakeout jumpscares you mentioned were just shoehorned in because “dude 3d lmao” and it ruins the movie.
Anonymous No.215211417
>>215210999
>I do prefer undead Jason to the regular human one
Based
Anonymous No.215211440 >>215211528
>>215211348
You probably won't like the 2009 one then, since they doubled down on the "Woodsman Jason" for that one
Anonymous No.215211469 >>215211712 >>215211769 >>215212159 >>215212277
>>215210999
Undead Jason is the one used for most merch and crossover stuff, so I guess most people do prefer that version of the character
Anonymous No.215211528
>>215211440
I don't mind him being a woodsman. I even liked his use of traps because of it, like the hanging rope trap in 2. I was saying it felt like a stretch that he's like that there in those woods (and anywhere else he wants to be, like cross-country), but he never once visited his mom he has a worshipful obsession over.
Anonymous No.215211541 >>215211650 >>215211690
>>215210937 (OP)
too much ass
Anonymous No.215211561 >>215211686 >>215211828 >>215212343 >>215212906
Anonymous No.215211650
>>215211541
Gay
Anonymous No.215211686
>>215211561
Kino
Anonymous No.215211690
>>215211541
king
Anonymous No.215211712
>>215211469
That Michael Myers is thicc as fuck
Anonymous No.215211769
>>215211469
Jason is the most based there since he's the only one with an almost perfect 50/50 female to male kill ratio, most of the others mostly killed men
Anonymous No.215211790 >>215212290 >>215212945
It's the best film and should have been the end.
Anonymous No.215211828 >>215211892
>>215211561
Based Jason grabbing her tits
Anonymous No.215211854 >>215212307
>>215210937 (OP)
>no ass

do modern "people" really like huge asses like fucking a hippo?

she is literally perfect
Anonymous No.215211892 >>215211954
>>215211828
Anonymous No.215211954
>>215211892
This design was cool, too bad the movie is shit and this version of Jason was barely on it
Anonymous No.215212024 >>215212207 >>215213848
>>215210999
Anonymous No.215212098
>>215211342
Tpbp
Anonymous No.215212132
It jumped the shark at A New Beginning, but I personally love that movie, so I'll say Jason Goes to Hell.
Anonymous No.215212159
>>215211469
That Freddy looks like a deformed fetus
Anonymous No.215212207 >>215212255
>>215212024
>Pepsi product placement in Friday the 13th part VII
>Coke-Cola product placement in Leprechaun
Nothing makes audiences want to drink more than seeing people getting killed
Anonymous No.215212245 >>215212581
>>215211348
He didn’t want to be found, even by his mother, because he didn’t want to live like Quasimodo. He lived in quiet isolation in the Crystal Lake wilderness, living off garbage and gradually learning to live off the land until the commotion surrounding the events from the first film attracted his attention, and witnessing his mother’s death caused him to go on the offensive against anyone and everyone who entered his territory.

To your second point about his “teleporting”, he lived off the grid and stealthily for almost a quarter-century before he started his rampage. It stands to reason that he got pretty good at getting around quickly unseen.
Anonymous No.215212255
>>215212207
Both went to space oddly enough
Anonymous No.215212277 >>215212313
>>215211469
Poor Leatherface wasn't invited
Anonymous No.215212290
>>215211790
In my opinion, it sags too much in the middle, needing a bunch of time to set up the Jarvis family, the Rob subplot, and the partying kid redshirts. The corkscrew gag is when it starts to get good though.
Anonymous No.215212307
>>215211854
It’s zoomers brainwashed by the 1-2 of “body positivity” programming and general ghetto culture worship.
Anonymous No.215212313 >>215212379 >>215212492
>>215212277
He isn't as big of a sellout as Chucky
Anonymous No.215212343
>>215211561
If she became Dead weight I think Jason wouldn't be able to get her in the sink
Anonymous No.215212379 >>215212402
>>215212313
They couldn't bother to get more recognizable horror characters
Anonymous No.215212391 >>215212427
>>215210937 (OP)
Friday the 13th js a jewish fantasy film series. Think about it. The entire thing is about bloodlust against beautiful aryan blondes
Anonymous No.215212402
>>215212379
Replace Chucky with Art the Clown and that's the zoomer pantheon
Anonymous No.215212427 >>215212656
>>215212391
Jason killed plenty of black people, even moreso once he became undead for some reason, even fake Jason from Part 5 killed that black couple
Anonymous No.215212492 >>215212510
>>215212313
What did they mean by this
Anonymous No.215212510
>>215212492
They know M3gan's fanbase
Yzilma No.215212581 >>215212864
>>215212245
>quarter-century
Nigga just say 25 years bruh
Anonymous No.215212656
>>215212427
The ""I need to shit because of those damn enchiladas"" guy from part 5 was Miguel Núñez Jr, he showed up in other horror movies like Leprechaun 4, The Return of the Living Dead, Shadowzone and he's also in the first Scooby-Doo live action movie
Anonymous No.215212664 >>215212724
>>215210937 (OP)
Cute butt. Shame about the face.
Anonymous No.215212724
>>215212664
Rude
Anonymous No.215212776
>>215210937 (OP)
It didn't, although when he became a zombie there was a noticeable drop in quality for me, they were still fun movies.
Anonymous No.215212864
>>215212581
No. My choice of words was intentional, to really drive home why a long period of time that is.
Anonymous No.215212906 >>215212963 >>215212966 >>215216675
>>215210999
>>215211561
I think Jason X did the comedy thing way better than Part 6
Anonymous No.215212945
>>215211790
It was until it made a shitload of money and Paramount became huge greedy Jew bags know they could milk the franchise for another fire years.
Anonymous No.215212963 >>215213008
>>215212906
The earlier F13 movies did humor better too. The enchiladas toilet scene in Part 5 alone is funner than anything in Part 6. Part 6 isn't funny, the kills are tame, there's no tits, the main character is annoying, and having children at the camp and doing a fakeout of "oooh is Jason going to murder a 6 year old" not once but twice was beyond retarded. Fuck Part 6
Anonymous No.215212966
>>215212906
Agreed
Anonymous No.215212986 >>215215021
>>215210937 (OP)
But Friday the 13th series is quality twilight zone/creepshow vignette horror
Anonymous No.215213008 >>215217449
>>215212963
According to the making of documentary, all the girls in part 6 refused to do nude scenes, but since part 6 was rushed as fuck to be released in time they were unable to get body doubles or re-shoot scenes to add nudity, that's why it is the only movie in the entire series without naked tits or ass, I'm not a big fan of it either, characters looking at the camera after they complain about horror movie cliches is way too cringy
Anonymous No.215213178
>>215211348
>has only watch up until 3
Farthead, save your opinion until you watched 4 (the best movie in the franchise) and 6 (the absolute kino installment in the franchise) and X (the so bad it's great installment)
Anonymous No.215213217
>>215210937 (OP)
Friday the 13th Part IV: Final Chapter

is BY FAR THE BEST in the series and it isnt even close
Anonymous No.215213277
>>215210999
Unkillable autism zombie retard Jason is best Jason
Anonymous No.215213338
>>215210937 (OP)
Freddy vs Jason. That shit was just desperate jump-the-shark cringe.
Anonymous No.215213848
>>215212024
Cute
Anonymous No.215215021
>>215212986
It alright
Anonymous No.215215329
>>215210937 (OP)
Asses do not come more perfect than that one. I have to believe she got the part purely based on the perfection of that ass.
Anonymous No.215215457
It should've ended at Part 7: The New Blood

I fucking hated Jason Takes Manhattan.

Part 6 is where we see zombie Jason whose practically invincible. I miss the Jason in Parts 2, 3, and 4 where he could get kneed in the balls, knocked out with a piece of wood, or was even apprehensive of a frenzied girl with a knife.

Also I treat Parts 2, 3, and 4 as 1 big continuity. Remember they all took place within the same week. Part 3 picks up the next day after Part 2 and Part 4 within hours of Part 3. They also had my top 3 Final Girls: Ginny was smart and used psychological warfare, Chris was very resourceful, and Trish had that protective big sister vibe (look at her jumping out of the window?!).
Anonymous No.215215566
>>215210937 (OP)
That's one of the best asses and tummies ever captured on video. I'm mezmerized by this scene on every rewatch.
Anonymous No.215215674
>>215210937 (OP)
I think the later ones where it went full comedy. But all of the movies are watchable. Even Jason Goes To Space is kino.
Anonymous No.215216317 >>215216510
Thoughts on Jason's new mask? this one was used in that crappy official Youtube 13 minutes long short film they released a few months ago, it is also confirmed to be the one they're going to use in the upcoming movie and videogame, according to the designer "Greg Nicotero"
>Warner Brothers told me to makes changes on the mask so that they could copyright it, so that they could own it, because it’s not just a typical hockey mask.
Anonymous No.215216510
>>215216317
might b the picture but it's way too narrow
Anonymous No.215216567
Okay, but which one is best for a drinking game night with a bunch of bros?
Anonymous No.215216675
>>215212906
Some of the jokes in Part 6 dont land at all (especially the paintball shit which is super lame) but Jason X is just way too stupid from concept alone. Way more egregious "we're in on the joke this is really stupid!!" than 6
Anonymous No.215217376 >>215217464
why are 80s women so much fucking hotter than the sluts now
Anonymous No.215217449
>>215213008
Sounds like revisionist history, I'm pretty sure the director was just a fag
Anonymous No.215217459
>>215211342
This tbphwy
Anonymous No.215217464
>>215217376
Because they were all natural. They actually did fitness and aerobics. And they acted like actual fucking women.