Thread 215215118

>>215215118 (OP)
I feel like they're showing too much in this trailer, I've seen all the action set-pieces chopped up in this.

>>215216105
It's a remake of an adaptation of a book

>>215215118 (OP)
looks like the kind of meme movie that's taylor-made for reddit

>>215216159
I've seen the Arnie one so I already know the outline of the story.
Main appeal of this one is the action scenes directed by Edgar Wright with 2025-tier special effects.
If you spoil those in the trailer, you spoil whatever added value this remake has over the original.

>>215215118 (OP)
Glen, there is nothing this new trailer will present that the old one didn't already show. The first one basically showed us the entire movie minus the ending. You're not an interesting guy, no matter how hard your pr team tries to push this nice-guy skit on everyone. The guy who acts courteous and nice is someone who only gives a shit about how well he's perceived by others because he can gain something out of it: a paycheck, a job, a movie deal, or a social media follower. I hope Sweeney hooked you up with a rich gf at her Bezos-crewed business birthday.

>>215215118 (OP)
to save my black child I must become the reddit man

>>215215118 (OP)
>Here is Subzero. Now plain zero
Where are all the quips?

>>215215118 (OP)
Edgar has never made a bad movie.

lol at his sheboon wife and black child. yeah glenn powell looks like hed get married to a dmv working looking sheeboon
>>215216299
this

>>215215118 (OP)
I can safely say I hate the idea that "anyone can kill me". That sucks.

>>215215118 (OP)
Damn, an Edgar Wright movie trailer only getting 11 replies?
Does nobody care about kino makers anymore?

I forgot that Emilia Jones is in this. She plays the young woman Ben kidnaps near the end of the book I guess.

>>215216339
This feels like a r*ddit post.

Wtf happened to Edgar Wright

I always forget that Baby Driver is his most successful movie. I hope this one does better than that because it feels weird to have Baby Driver as his most successful one.

>>215215118 (OP)
> nigs everywhere
> remake of a shit film from the perpetually shit writer king

Only saving grace of the original was arnie

>>215215118 (OP)
>black romantic character
kek, fuck off not watching

>>215218267
>> nigs everywhere
So it is accurate to the book then

>>215215118 (OP)
the Stallon movie? remake??

>>215215118 (OP)
That looks more retarded than the Shwarzeniggerslop. Any of you zoomtards know who Carol Reed was?

>>215218223
>Edgar Wright
Pic unrelated?

>>215216159
Not really, this is a closer adaptation of the book compared to the Arnie one

>>215216281
book has no resemblance to the arnie movie at all besides some dystopia. Plot, characters, overall setup, nothing.

Rewatched the Arnold movie this year. I thought it was pretty bad.

>>215216281
action and cgi are a shit combo. Can't imagine anything less exciting. Especially in 2025

>>215219189
So like Total Recall?
I expect it to be on the same level, except with no Biel or Beckinsale

>>215216690
Last Night in SoHo is his weakest, not exactly bad but not up to his standards

Let me guess, it's going to be on people's phones instead of TV now and be a commentary on social media

>>215219951
Most of the effects for this one are practical.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=alSc3hGOTmg

>>215219612
Homo.

>>215215118 (OP)
>black wife
ok

>>215215118 (OP)
Looks like it was made for TV.

Paramount movie but it somehow has the Lionsgate sheen.

>>215215118 (OP)
>his wife is black
trailer closed will never pay to watch this

>>215215118 (OP)
>dystopian future
>everyone is poor
>only way to make it is to play these death games
>guy down on his luck plays
>against all odds survives
>inspires oppressed people to fight back
>guy that runs the games gets mad cheats to capture the hero
>gives him the "I can't let you win" speech that is secretly being broadcasted to the world
>bad guy gets distracted good guy kills them
>open ended ending about the future
There I saved you $20

Looks like they botched even a simple fun action concept like this, they dont even have charismatic enemies

>>215218267
>racemixing man

>>215215118 (OP)
>0:22
>negro wife, half breed mutt child
And i'm done...ai literally can't come fast enough.

>>215219951
Yeah, most of the action and effects in this movie are practical. it is probably how they finished shooting the movie in April and are releasing it in November. Don't need to have months of extra work on CGI.

The only way this kind of shit could be good is if they go full absurd corporatism by having the black guy do interviews with running guy during "safe points" and other weird shit. I want a bloodsoaked action star to get confused when he's read a tweet from the viewers saying they ship him with some random celebrity.

Hell have the people helping running guy be old season purists that want to see him win just because the current seasons lean too heavily into sponsors and commercial breaks.

I didn't read the thread but fyi btw I stopped watching the new trailer the second the black woman was shown. Didn't the Arnie one have a hot latina? Why change that winning formula? I won't be watching this new version now. Thanks for reading.

>>215215118 (OP)
Ugh. Is it trying to be a comedy? What the fuck is this shit?

It completely misses the tone and aesthetic of the original. I fucking hate remakes.

>>215220698
Nice. I'd watch it.

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>>215220911
Imagine being so mentally ill that you samefag the same post a dozen times.

>>215216281
>directed by Edgar Wright
dropped

>>215220698
but where do we fit all the shoehoirned minorites and self indulgent wifes black son drama

>>215215118 (OP)
It really needs some Paul Verhoeven satire I think.

Not gonna see it.

>>215221175
I'd settle for any kind of satire at this point

>>215220087
mcdonalds!

>>215219226
Maybe that's why the movie was so good.

>>215221175
Total Recall was WAY better than the Arnold Running Man movie, which was crap.

>>215221394
>Total Recall was WAY better than the Arnold Running Man movie, which was crap.
True, but a running man movie today would be perfect for satire.

>>215221472
agreed, which is why they had to fill it with mulatto slop and make it about your wifes black son anon

>>215215118 (OP)
Glen Powell needs to be in a grindhouse style Wolfenstein movie so bad

This looks like fucking dogshit and nothing Like the kino Running Man

>>215221646
>Steven king book gets loosely adapted into a movie
>It's kino
>Steven king book gets faithfully adapted into a movie
>it fucking sucks
Like clockwork

>>215216299
why not use the other hand?

>>215221706
based loosey gooseys

>>215221739
>I'm really cool, but most all im loose

>>215216175
>looks like the kind of meme movie that's taylor-made for reddit
this, movies like this are a diamond dozen

>>215215118 (OP)
>more groids
LOL NOPE

>>215218223
I can always trace this back to some rando saying he doesn't cast many "poc" in his films on one of his Insta posts. I don't know why artists always give in to that sort of thing.

>>215221706
This is because Steven King is good at ideas but bad at stories

>>215221874
>I don't know why artists always give in to that sort of thing.
because they get threatened by blackrock and if they refuse, they get 'canceled' for dating healthy adult females more often than the average person
you dopey niave faggot

>>215221874
because he's always been a total hack fraud coward retard anon jfc
people like wright aren't artists, they do whatever they're told to keep their clout going

>>215215118 (OP)
Sonnovabitch.

>>215221103
brown fingers typed this

Imagine getting butthurt over the black wife showing up for a few mins at the begining when the entire cast is full of white men

>>215222216
Imagine being upset that people dont like black people

lmao
couldnt be me

>>215222216
yeah imagine

>>215215118 (OP)
>Bill Pope not the dp
Bummer. At least he's working on Raimi's next flick

>>215215118 (OP)
I see a black
I drop a film and move on
I'm tired of political correctness being shoved down my throat

>>215221880
But the Arnold Running Man movie is dogshit. Story is ass, action is ass, and Arnold feels like he doesn't want to be there the whole time.

>>215222409
That's because he wanted to be in this instead

>>215222409
This movie is right up your alley!

>>215222300
The guy they got doing the cinematography is the Korean guy that did a lot of the Park Chan-wook movies, like Oldboy, Lady Vengeance, and The Handmaiden.

>>215222438
Don't look up what she looks like now.

>>215222508
Yeah I know, he worked with Edgar on Soho too, it's just that Bill is the go-to guy to shoot action.

>>215215118 (OP)
>total recall remake is total trash
>someone had the idea to remake running man

>>215222557
They aren't remaking the movie just adapting the book which is wildly different than the Arnold movie.

>>215215118 (OP)
>black wife
>black child
I thought ppl said Glen Powell has good taste when it comes to selecting roles?

>>215222758
he likely signed on well before the studio decided to pack ot full of ethiopian trannys

>>215215118 (OP)
why do modern films look so bad?

>>215222841
becaue they're designed to make you feel sad anon, down to every exacting detail
the inverse of entertainment

Holy shit, people on X are literally losing their minds over the race of the wife and child.

>>215215118 (OP)
looks like a straight to streaming film

>>215221192
There some kind of lock made from turning a cross upside down. That is obviously a critique of Christianity.

>>215215118 (OP)
nice poster
lmao

I don’t care what any of these gays say, the chick from The Batman and Sinners can get it

>>215215118 (OP)
I wonder if they're gonna do a Whitman, Price and Haddad moment in this since deepfake tech is actually real now. Movie still looks shit though. Way too upbeat for a dystopian future where people are hunted and killed on live TV.

>>215219189
only if he hijacks a plane and crashes it into a skyscraper killing Killian while holding his intestines in.
AKA they won't touch that because of 9/11.

>>215216673
>I'll be back
Not even in reruns - Netflix will take you off streaming in a month

>>215216690
Wanna bet? The Kevin Spacy one fucking sucked ass.

>>215218050
He blew his load with the "trilogy" that sucked ass with "Worlds End."

what a stupid plot
why not just hide in an orphanage, hospital, or mosque

>>215219226
And was still fun as fuck, including a net gun which I don't understand why they don't use in real life.

>>215220131
Was the writing practical, or AI?

>>215221706
>>215221880
Shawshank was good, but I may be mis remembering how close it was and mixing it with Green Mile which was OK.

>>215215118 (OP)
Too many niggers. Pass.

>another fucking remake
>with a more diverse cast
I legit don't know who the fuck is watching this shit. Are zoomers just incapable of watching superior versions of films that came out before they were born?

>>215216175
Everything I don’t like is Reddit. Reeeeeeeee

>The Long Walk
>The Running Man
So, the thing that scares Amerifats most is moving their fat arses?

>>215215118 (OP)
>the jogger man

>>215223732
Almost as much as europeans saying "Fuck off we're full. Fix your own damn country."

Kek, with that family and movie name they should have cast Will Smith.

>>215216281
>with 2025-tier special effects
Low budget 80s effects >>>>>>>>>>>>>2025 jeet-GI

>>215223214
They're not gonna have his wife and daughter raped and murdered days before he even went on the show either. The story is a really nasty piece of work.

>>215215118 (OP)
>y do u do it?
>its not exactly easy you know
>ya but u just
>run?
>ya
>I am the running man
10/10 oscars and gold trophy well played

>>215223732
You eat cow shit.
Sit this one out.

>blacks
Not for me then