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Anonymous No.215216096 >>215216115 >>215220878 >>215226184
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Starfleet Academy Edition

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Anonymous No.215216101
star trek sex with shran
Anonymous No.215216115 >>215216161 >>215216249 >>215224366
>>215216096 (OP)
Other than looking dorky, there was no rhyme or reason to these early tunic skirts. The Star Trek unifrom is already gender neutral and universal.
Anonymous No.215216142 >>215216333
THIS IS A RO LAREN APPRECIATION THREAD:
>POST YOUR FAVORITE ENSIGN RO MOMENTS
Anonymous No.215216149 >>215216178 >>215216333 >>215218487 >>215219634 >>215224370
hello /trek/ how is your day going?
I called in sick so I can monitor my emails for a response from nacelle about making a ro laren figure
still no response
Anonymous No.215216161
>>215216115
Wasn't the thinking that if the women had a skirt option tge men needed one aswell? Gene was getting a little to far out there towards the end
Anonymous No.215216178 >>215216267 >>215216268 >>215216333
>>215216149
What's wrong with this one Anon?
Anonymous No.215216249
>>215216115
the reason was to redesign the TOS skirt uniform for TNG.
Anonymous No.215216267 >>215216333 >>215224370
>>215216178
I don't like 1/6 or fabric clothes
all my dioramas and props are for 1/12-1/10 scale
no headband head sculpt
if you move them they'll wrinkle or break
face is horrifying, like all the other versions of her
nacelle is asking for fan requests for future figures by the way and it is very easy to contact them

still no response
Anonymous No.215216268
>>215216178
No headband
Anonymous No.215216333 >>215216389 >>215218155
>>215216142
>>215216149
>>215216178
>>215216267
Anonymous No.215216389
>>215216333
if they make a kira figure first and then a ro I can swap the extra ro head onto kira's body and make a dsn crew as was originally intended
Anonymous No.215216405 >>215216432 >>215216450 >>215216693 >>215216812 >>215222007
Who gives the best cuddles on Trek anons?
Anonymous No.215216432 >>215224247
>>215216405
Anonymous No.215216438 >>215216736 >>215218320 >>215218991 >>215226667
I'm rewatching DS9 and I forgot good and deep the cast is. I don't think any of the other Treks (or other s hows period) have as many characters who can singlehandedly carry an episode.
Anonymous No.215216450 >>215222867
>>215216405
Anonymous No.215216488 >>215216514 >>215216591 >>215218209 >>215233910 >>215234277 >>215234373
An important announcement about the new hit series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2nv7ldhVQ
Anonymous No.215216495
Anonymous No.215216514
>>215216488
AND THE FANS ARE
Anonymous No.215216591
>>215216488
dire
Anonymous No.215216597
nowhere to be found
Anonymous No.215216614 >>215216634 >>215216752 >>215216801 >>215220148 >>215222226 >>215230218 >>215234060
>Welcome back anon, you were in a coma for 20 years
>Why yes, Star Trek is still on the air
Anonymous No.215216634
>>215216614
Man, I feel bad for this guy.
Anonymous No.215216689
kai winn I feel I'm winnin' with you
Anonymous No.215216693
>>215216405
Do you even have to ask?
Anonymous No.215216736 >>215216802
>>215216438
Wrong again
Anonymous No.215216752 >>215216844 >>215216864
>>215216614
imagine his reaction when they showed him that costume for the first time
Anonymous No.215216801
>>215216614
His face says it all
Anonymous No.215216802 >>215216823
>>215216736
ENT only had like 3 good characters periodt. Probably the weakest of the shows.
Anonymous No.215216812
>>215216405
Anonymous No.215216823 >>215216840 >>215217766
>>215216802
Porthos can carry an episode
Anonymous No.215216840
>>215216823
Porthos is one of the 3
Anonymous No.215216844 >>215217481
>>215216752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBFqH97duv8
Anonymous No.215216864
>>215216752
>His friends going "shiiiet, why you in a dress, dawg?"
Anonymous No.215217481
>>215216844
the righteous homophobia of hoodlums is always endearing
Anonymous No.215217719 >>215217882
>Watching The Thaw
>This character has Ensign Harry Kim bent over in front of him
>Starts licking his lips
Anonymous No.215217766
>>215216823
Hoshi can carry my dick
Anonymous No.215217847 >>215217897 >>215217905 >>215217923
I watched an episode of a star Trek show when I was in the early 2000s, it was like the guys on the spaceship watching something like CNN, with a video of a laser beam cutting through the ground from space, and the one guy on the ship is like NOO THATS MY PARENTS FARM! And of all the places in the world, the laser beam just happens to rek his parents house on live tv while he is watching live from a spaceship. Did that happen or am I misremembring?
Anonymous No.215217882
>>215217719
Sounds like typical VOY hedonism. Does the sex bot walk in on them or is it the guy with face tattoos?
Anonymous No.215217897
>>215217847
That happened.
That was the start of the Xindi War arc.
Anonymous No.215217905 >>215218257 >>215224717
>>215217847
i dont think that exactly happened but there was this scene
Anonymous No.215217923 >>215217985
>>215217847
It was a gator farm and it encompassed all of northern Florida.
Anonymous No.215217985
>>215217923
Kek
Anonymous No.215218155
>>215216333
The cuck chair
Anonymous No.215218171 >>215218389 >>215218448 >>215218531
Anonymous No.215218209
>>215216488
Skibidi Star Trek!
Skibidi Skibidi Star Trek!
Skibidi Star Trek!
Trek! Trek! Trek!
Skibidi Skibidi Star Trek!
Hitler's language!
Kirk! Kirk!
Kirk is using Hitler's language!
Hitler's language!
Kirk is using Hitler's language!
Skibidi Skibidi!
Anonymous No.215218257 >>215218359
>>215217905
why is he acting like it would be possible for her to jump out of the way lmao
Anonymous No.215218320 >>215218819
>>215216438
Sometimes it's just perfect casting, and we are all the luckier for it.
Anonymous No.215218359
>>215218257
it's a dream sequence anyway lol. or nightmare rather
Anonymous No.215218389
>>215218171
>we're always low on power
>let's leave our emergency medical hologram running 24/7
>Let's use even more of our power reserves fixing things he breaks
Anonymous No.215218448
>>215218171
>Heart of Stone
i'm interested in watching this one again after knowing the twist
Anonymous No.215218487
>>215216149
>hello /trek/ how is your day going?
Still getting used to my new job. By that I mean not being utterly exhausted when I get off work.
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215218508 >>215218537 >>215218598
>tfw the current writer of Star Trek Academy only has the job because her father starred in Mission Impossible in the 1960s
Hollywood is cooked.
Anonymous No.215218531 >>215221176
>>215218171
I know nothing about TOS and I don't care
I know the exact plot, given the title of a TNG episode in 100.0% of all cases
I have maybe a 20% hit ratio with DS9 episode names
80-90% hit ratio with VOY
10% hit ratio with ENT
Anonymous No.215218537
>>215218508
>Those user ratings
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT, GUYS
Anonymous No.215218598
>>215218508
What's this cretin's name?
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215218642
I can't find ANYTHING on this bitch.
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215218695
Its gonna be great you guys.
Anonymous No.215218819 >>215220152 >>215225041
>>215218320
Yeah I think I just didn't remember how good it is. I'm almost done rewatching season 3 and every main cast member and multiple guest stars have carried great episodes.

The only "bad" casting I can think of is Bareil, who just seems lifeless (and from what I heard wanted to be off the show)
Anonymous No.215218991
>>215216438
i thought it was well known that ds9 has the best supporting cast of any of the shows. hell the supporting cast is better than the main all the time in the show
Anonymous No.215219019 >>215219076 >>215219084 >>215219262 >>215219746
There needs to be more rape in Star Trek.
Anonymous No.215219076
>>215219019
I should have not laughed so hard at Chekov's attempted rape on Triskelion.
Anonymous No.215219084 >>215219133
>>215219019
>it’s a Diana Troi falls for alien of the week episode
I hated those
Anonymous No.215219133 >>215219187 >>215219201
>>215219084
I hate how the men of TNG got to go on all sorts of adventures and solve all sorts of dilemmas. But female focused episodes always boiled down to "Oh no I'm in love with a terrorist :( "
Anonymous No.215219187
>>215219133
Or a ghost your grandma was humping
Anonymous No.215219201
>>215219133
i think the harry stories on voyager evened it all out for males getting it too. thats every dax ep as well
Anonymous No.215219257 >>215219481
>2431
>Where the fuck is Jadzia?
Anonymous No.215219262
>>215219019
If only you knew how bad things got for Ensign Harry Kim!
Anonymous No.215219481
>>215219257
Running a train of wild animals.
Anonymous No.215219634
>>215216149
I felt accomplished today. Two more slopera tracks will be done by EOW.
Anonymous No.215219708 >>215220169
>They have been monitoring me on my communicator, executing a prearranged programme on my ship's computer, a fairly ingenious combination of force-field projection, holography and transporter effects. They controls my magic literally by the snap of a finger. Centuries old technology. An implant which permits the movements my fingers to choose and activate each illusion.
Anonymous No.215219746 >>215220050
>>215219019
>Oh, if you ain't got the do re mi, boy, you ain't got the do re mi,
>Why, you better go back to beautiful Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennessee.
>California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see;
>But believe it or not, you won't find it so hot
>If you ain't got the do re mi.
Anonymous No.215220050 >>215220135 >>215220297
>>215219746
There should have been a follow up episode with this guy. He could have passed through DS 9 on his way to wherever and he almost recruits Julian on his adventure until he realizes he's friends with an Irishman and just ghosts him.
Anonymous No.215220135 >>215220262
>>215220050
>until he realizes he's friends with an Irishman and just ghosts him.
What's wrong with being humane to animals?
Anonymous No.215220148 >>215220200
>>215216614
This guy would get passed around by the crew in a Klingon Bird of Prey right?
Anonymous No.215220152 >>215220699
>>215218819
That explains a lot, because I would also like him off the show. But I'm not a big fan of the Bajoran plots either way. As the show goes on there's more small character stories and every single one of them is great, DS9's greatest strength is that simply watching the actors do their thing is nice.
Anonymous No.215220169
>>215219708
This would upset me.
Anonymous No.215220181 >>215220315
Uh, this mission is kino.
Anonymous No.215220200
>>215220148
No, as the episode with Worf's nameless son joining the Klingon navy showed us the lowest ranking female gets pimping privileges over queers like this.
Anonymous No.215220262
>>215220135
Sonny only wants a traveling companion for use as a liver donor and an Irishman is worthless for that.
Anonymous No.215220293 >>215220322
Alright guys, watching TNG S3E7: "The Enemy"

wish me luck.
Anonymous No.215220297 >>215220319
>>215220050
i think ive seen you pitch this a few times recently and I agree. id also like to see a follow up on berlinghoff rasmussen or the whale lady from seventh heaven. i think it would have been a good way to flesh out the trek universe without doing a whole new series or movie
Anonymous No.215220315 >>215220342
>>215220181
what happens if you attack him?
Anonymous No.215220319 >>215220469
>>215220297
Her and the lady scientist from the planet where Riker gets raped in the hospital.
Anonymous No.215220322 >>215220406
>>215220293
No luck needed. One of the greatest episodes of all time.
Anonymous No.215220327 >>215220373
remember when the obriens accidentially lost and found molly through the wormhole and then the feds were going to confiscate adult molly for no good reason and sisko was just like
>im sorry, theres nothing i can do
why is sisko such a bootlicking faggot? did his mother abandon him or something?
Anonymous No.215220342 >>215220360
>>215220315
You can't.

This 'episode' of missions is comfy though. Odo, Martok, Bashir, Kira, Nog, Quark, Rom, Leeta, Garak, all voiced by their actors. I'm not sure if Combs does but I'm going to say probably.
Anonymous No.215220360 >>215220371
>>215220342
Combs confirmed. Weyoun 10.
Anonymous No.215220371 >>215220408
>>215220360
what happened to 9?
Anonymous No.215220373 >>215222041
>>215220327
As a man who had seen his only son sacrifice his own life to save him from being trapped in time, he just didn't appreciate children. Furthermore he just fucking loathed the Irish.
Anonymous No.215220406
>>215220322
>That will be all
arguably the peak of the franchise
Anonymous No.215220408 >>215220420
>>215220371
I honestly have no fucking clue
Anonymous No.215220420
>>215220408
perhaps I have to play STO to find out
Anonymous No.215220469 >>215220639 >>215222803
>>215220319
This episode is even better if you're a fan of Cheers and Frasier. That character is played by Frasier's ex-wife.
Anonymous No.215220499 >>215221371
Kai Winn is such an ice cold mf just pure evil in that ol' biddy's heart
Anonymous No.215220530
Another day spent thinking of sneaky Romulan girls
Anonymous No.215220536 >>215220661 >>215220674 >>215220724
When does Sisko become the emissary? I just watched the first episode, the emissary, and they don't say anything about him being Bajoran Jesus. And the Bajorans don't seem very religious.
Anonymous No.215220608
Damn that's wild.
Anonymous No.215220639
>>215220469
She reunited with Niles in a Julia Childs show a few years ago. Niles plays Julia Childs' husband and Lilith is one of their friends.
Anonymous No.215220661 >>215220700
>>215220536
He was always the emissary, at least he eventually became the emissary in the past, which lead to the present. Exactly when he had always been the emissary is up for debate and arguably a different timeline depending on how you look at it, a different recursion of it at the very least. At any rate you'll find out later that you've already known he was the emissary, consult your local Bajoran Plot Explanation orb for further, or indeed future, details. If all else fails simply continue watching the show.
>t. nonlinear wormhole alien
Anonymous No.215220674
>>215220536
when the wormhole aliens chose him
Anonymous No.215220699
>>215220152
I think it was a feedback loop of the writers not giving him a ton, the actor not putting a lot of effort into what he was given, then the writers caring about him less, and so on.

Supposedly he was supposed to be this JFK-type charismatic leader but he just felt lifeless on screen.
>Philip Anglim was given little notification of Bareil's demise. "He didn't know, pretty much until he got the script, and that was that," noted Alexander Siddig.
>"Why they killed him off is the big question everyone asks me," Kira actress Nana Visitor offered. "I honestly can't figure that out."
> Ron Moore responded to the fan grievances, "I'm afraid that the truth is that the writing staff simply isn't interested in Vedek Bareil […] We can't really bring him back unless we, the writers, suddenly find a […] passion for the character and I don't think that's going to happen. The show is ultimately an expression of our particular likes and dislikes and unfortunately Bareil is not one of those 'likes.' The show has moved on and so has Kira."
I won't say his mirror version was super memorable but I remember him being better than the main version. He at least had a personality.
Anonymous No.215220700 >>215220728 >>215220797 >>215220855
>>215220661
Ok, but watching the series in a linear fashion, when do the Bajorans stop being annoyed with him for being a Starfleet officer and start being in awe of him for being the emissary?
Anonymous No.215220724 >>215220797
>>215220536
you are thinking linearly. he always was and would always be the emissary
Anonymous No.215220728
>>215220700
instantly because that's how Bajorans are
Anonymous No.215220745 >>215220781
Will humans eventually conquer the rest of the universe, too?
Anonymous No.215220781 >>215220827
>>215220745
what is a Human even? Just a bunch of atoms coalesced into a shape?
Anonymous No.215220797
>>215220700
Not long, they're going to have to see some of his miraculous deeds first though. By the end of Season 1 I think.

>>215220724
Yes I'll tell him.
Anonymous No.215220827 >>215221031
>>215220781
Okay but what if aliens look like giant dinosaurs or insects? If aliens are gross we will inevitably find a way to kill them
Anonymous No.215220838 >>215220885 >>215221811 >>215228076
How come they never dress like this?
Anonymous No.215220855 >>215221088
>>215220700
Opaka instantly recognized him as the Emissary from the moment she met him. I think most of the religious figures recognized it as well.

Some Bajorans like Kai Winn doubted or resented that a non-Bajoran and non-believer was Emissary.

Normal people like Kira or others on the station believed it more or less but suppressed it since they had to work with him as an officer of the Federation first. There were a couple lines about it in the "sword of stars" episode guest starring Daniel Jackson's father in law
Anonymous No.215220878
>>215216096 (OP)
Let me guess... he plays a pride bound naive gay guy.
Anonymous No.215220885 >>215224377
>>215220838
more
Anonymous No.215221031
>>215220827
yeah that's easy, just heckin' hope that the aliens aren't spores which control minds when ingested via the nose...or pores...
Anonymous No.215221088
>>215220855
Winn resented Sisko being the emissary but she definitely believes in him. She tells him that she'll do whatever he tells her when she's negotiating with the dominion.
Anonymous No.215221176 >>215221305
>>215218531
i am absolutely terrible with episode names other than famous ones like in a pale moonlight
Anonymous No.215221297 >>215221356 >>215221594 >>215234198
Do the Argrathi deserve to be nuked?
Anonymous No.215221305
>>215221176
i cant remember them reference them but i recognize almost all of them with minimal context
Anonymous No.215221356
>>215221297
ew gross
nuke now
Anonymous No.215221371
>>215220499
winn did nothing wrong. terrorism is the bajoran way. even kira would be forced to agree
Anonymous No.215221442
Watchalong bros, Elementary My Dear Data is soon. Fun 'sode.
Anonymous No.215221485 >>215221506 >>215221517 >>215221537 >>215227125
watching the space sailboat episode
Anonymous No.215221506
>>215221485
I wish I could build a space sailboat
Anonymous No.215221517 >>215221545 >>215221651
>>215221485
Comfy. Sisko really was a good dad.
Anonymous No.215221537 >>215221636
>>215221485
i wouldnt hate it except for the warp speed silliness. as if that concept wouldnt have been thorough explored a hundred years before sisko was born
Anonymous No.215221539 >>215221574
I like Bajor. It's my favorite planet
Anonymous No.215221545
>>215221517
I always read how Avery treated Cirroc like his own kid and still does to this day and they're really close
Anonymous No.215221574 >>215221651
>>215221539
the women are easy.
dont like much else about it
Anonymous No.215221594
>>215221297
She looks like Janeway
Anonymous No.215221636 >>215222623
>>215221537
Why would anyone be exploring obsolete technologies like solar sails after warp speed was invented?
Anonymous No.215221651 >>215221732
>>215221574
it feels like the most "real" planet. the people have varied personalities (it helps that there were so many), have conflicts with each other, different goals, etc.
>>215221517
the funny thing is that i grew up watching avery, cirroc, worf, etc being great actors/characters and never had a problem with them. so the racist bitching about black people in nutrek is so bizarre, when the real problem is their godawful writing and hatred of what star trek used to be about
Anonymous No.215221732 >>215221760
>>215221651
I don't see racist bitching about nutrek, I see legitimate bitching about the god awful writing and hatred of what star trek used to be about. The only racism I see related to it is the writers and actors claiming they're the victims of racism whenever anyone points out how much they suck.
Anonymous No.215221760 >>215221816 >>215221878
>>215221732
there was a ton of racist and sexist bitching about discovery (and the main character being a black woman) before it even aired and people could tell it was shit
Anonymous No.215221811
>>215220838
because it looks like they're wearing a beach ball
Anonymous No.215221816
>>215221760
That was obviously damage control by the producers to distract from the shit quality of their show while convincing the terminally online to support their show to help fight racism, not because it was any good.
Anonymous No.215221878
>>215221760
I'm gonna blow your mind anon
most if not all that racist bitching was astroturfing/false flagging by paramount/cbs/whoever owned trek at the time, so that they could create a 'face' to assign to critics of the show to discredit their position
Anonymous No.215222007 >>215222063
>>215216405
ezri of course
Anonymous No.215222041
>>215220373
why is irish hate eternal in star trek lol
Anonymous No.215222063 >>215222089 >>215222117 >>215223109 >>215228063
>>215222007
Who acted as counselor before she showed up? You'd figure Starfleet would have assigned someone to DS9 just for O'Brien, nevermind all the combat veterans passing through there.
Anonymous No.215222085
i hope nonnies will be tuning in for Odo kino in approximately 38 minutes on the GREAT /trek/ DA9 Watchalong
Anonymous No.215222089
>>215222063
quark of course
Anonymous No.215222117
>>215222063
I don't recall, but I believe it was mentioned in the episode where O'brien gets to space jail for 30 years in his head. He ends up skipping counselor appointments at some point and bashir has to threaten to put him on medical leave.
Anonymous No.215222133 >>215222205
Marc Alaimo is so fucking good bros
Anonymous No.215222181 >>215222223
What would have happened if Sisko jumped into the fire caves carrying an orb?
Anonymous No.215222205 >>215224805
>>215222133
all the alien actors in DS9 were the absolute best. Quark, Dukat, Weyoun, Odo, etc. It's just the GOAT. They even managed to make the Bajorans as insufferable as the jews they are based on.
Anonymous No.215222223
>>215222181
the writers would have even more of an aneurysm than they already had pumping out season 7 of ds9
Anonymous No.215222226
>>215216614
Mr. Worf? More like Mr. Gayrf.
Anonymous No.215222324 >>215222332
Nog's story is the A plot
Anonymous No.215222332
>>215222324
didn't they already do that in ds9 though
Anonymous No.215222459
>bring along the Klingon to convince Moriarty he's actually in London and definitely not on a holodeck
Anonymous No.215222518
>>215222222
Anonymous No.215222602
I love this Moriarty actor who is he
Anonymous No.215222623 >>215223019
>>215221636
im not saying it should be developed and widely used, only that it wouldnt be a mystery for sisko to figure out.
Anonymous No.215222652
Odo is so cute
Anonymous No.215222745
The Nog B plot in this is good too
Anonymous No.215222803 >>215224481
>>215220469
omfg you just blew my fucking mind bro
Anonymous No.215222867
>>215216450
>incel cuddles
no thanks
Anonymous No.215223019
>>215222623
The original ship crashed and they all died, sisko barely made it it was very iffy tech and the only reason it could go to warp was a natural phenomenon
Anonymous No.215223109
>>215222063
Anonymous No.215223236
>it's another cave episode
Anonymous No.215223474
Based Nog being better than every single officer in Nu Trek
Anonymous No.215223588 >>215223694
Did the Timecops ever hassle Sisko about the whole Gabriel Bell episode?
Anonymous No.215223599 >>215224273
>Odo I'm in love with you too!
>Suddenly realizes the whole thing is a ruse
He's blackpilled as fuck
Anonymous No.215223694
>>215223588
nah they are afraid of racism charges
Anonymous No.215223876 >>215224454
please state the nature of the ice cream emergency
Anonymous No.215224247
>>215216432
Jesus Christ shut up and let me get a word in edgewise bro!
Anonymous No.215224273
>>215223599
The nerds who wrote that shit certainly were. Not getting anything like that again lol.
Anonymous No.215224334 >>215224760
Anonymous No.215224366
>>215216115
All the TNG uniforms look dorky, because they are variations on pajamas. The 24th century was too comfy, so they went through a few decades of "come to work in your PJs" day.
Anonymous No.215224370 >>215224393
>>215216149
>>215216267
You're an adult? And you're pestering some company to make you dolls of a show from 35 years ago because the ones they make are not to your liking?

LMAO

You aren't by chance a virgin, are you?
Anonymous No.215224377 >>215228076
>>215220885
Anonymous No.215224392
Which series has the best yaoi
Anonymous No.215224393 >>215224786
>>215224370
you have no idea what's going on
Anonymous No.215224394 >>215228076
Anonymous No.215224454 >>215224771
>>215223876
Too much vanilla, papi
Anonymous No.215224481
>>215222803
And Eddie got his start as Porthos ' stand in.
Anonymous No.215224717 >>215224853
>>215217905
So the yelling dude was just fine? That looked like a really powerful fire ray or something.
Anonymous No.215224760
>>215224334
We don't hock Trek here. Now get off our land!
Anonymous No.215224771
>>215224454
Innerspace? I love that movie.
Anonymous No.215224786
>>215224393
I'm pretty sure I'm keeping up just fine. And you're not denying your manchild virginity either.
Condolences.
I hope they make the doll you want without that pesky fabric clothing you don't want. lol
Anonymous No.215224787
I think they adopted the 16:9 ratio because of shots like this.
Anonymous No.215224805 >>215224935
>>215222205
>They even managed to make the Bajorans as insufferable as the jews they are based on.
Palestinians*
Anonymous No.215224822 >>215224832 >>215225659
is star trek actually based anons ? what should I watch to see if its worth the investment in the universe?
Anonymous No.215224832 >>215224869
>>215224822
star trek
Anonymous No.215224853
>>215224717
The yelling dude isn't really there. He used an ancient vision crystal to have a vision.
Anonymous No.215224869 >>215224884 >>215225659
>>215224832
Which one?
Anonymous No.215224884
>>215224869
anything made in a year that starts with 19
Anonymous No.215224935 >>215224957
>>215224805
spotted the bajoran
Anonymous No.215224957
>>215224935
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Anonymous No.215225004
Is this what it's like to be with an autistic bipolar partner?
Anonymous No.215225037
Lol @ nutrek
Anonymous No.215225041 >>215225189
>>215218819
Barreil is not terrible, hes supposed to be a holy man so kinda acts stoic but hes not too annoying. The one character that made my blood boil was Jadzia. Like every single scene she was either reminising something about Dax or acting like a badass or a slut. She was insuferable and didnt add anything to the crew. When she died was a huge relief. Ezri was super cute but also an annoying retard trying to suck Daxs dick as well.
Anonymous No.215225189
>>215225041
Ezri was a more interesting character because she was a junior officer who was unsure of herself, which makes her more relatable to the audience. Jadzia was a know it all whose entire personality was memories of her past lives.
Anonymous No.215225419 >>215225433 >>215228975
>I desire a blue lighter
Anonymous No.215225433
>>215225419
Good thing I waited on posting this.
The duality of star trek.
Anonymous No.215225501 >>215227001
What a shot.
Anonymous No.215225659
>>215224822
>>215224869
If you don't already know then you must be some level of normie, so start with Voyager.
Anonymous No.215226184
>>215216096 (OP)
Good Morning Crewmen, your old pal Neelix here with another steaming batch of your favorite Leola Root stew!
Today with a secret ingredient from my personal spice collection.
Take a bowl, come back for seconds!
Anonymous No.215226210
where
where's mona
she's long gone
Anonymous No.215226410 >>215228941
Uncy Neel feed me your secret soup
Anonymous No.215226667 >>215226742 >>215226773
>>215216438
>Other Treks
Derp Space Time, like its concurrent and superior analogue, Babylon 5, is not Trek. It is a space station show which Ira Behr made as a direct middle finger to everything Roddenberry conceived. It’s proto-Kurtzman filth and I don’t consider it canon. There are some good characters here and there. But it’s not Trek. lol.
Anonymous No.215226742
>>215226667
JMS sucks and ruined Spider-Man.
Anonymous No.215226773
>>215226667
DS9 is the best Trek like how Kotor 2 is the best Star Wars, It steelman's it's beliefs.
Anonymous No.215227001
>>215225501
As a nod to his culture, instead of his chainmail sash. Worf should've cut a cleavage window in his Starfleet jumpsuit.
Anonymous No.215227125 >>215227180
>>215221485
>wooden spaceship
Anonymous No.215227180
>>215227125
Sisko PROVED it was possible.
Anonymous No.215228063 >>215228974
>>215222063
Dukat
Anonymous No.215228076
>>215220838
>>215224377
>>215224394
Vulcan femboy?
Anonymous No.215228941
>>215226410
It's Neelixing time
Anonymous No.215228974 >>215229421
>>215228063
Dukat would be the best therapist
Anonymous No.215228975
>>215225419
Oh look another unflappable girlboss. I can hear Critical Drinker moaning already.
Anonymous No.215229421
>>215228974
https://youtu.be/bcSAQyzPcl0?si=xrwpaSJBDDO44o6O
Anonymous No.215229494 >>215229505 >>215229528 >>215229723
ds9 mostly sucks but i love the part at the end where sisko leaves for his wormhole alien adventure. he could come back immediately since its all non temporal and shit but instead he just leaves forever.
Anonymous No.215229505
>>215229494
>ds9 mostly sucks
Anonymous No.215229516
>greedy, deceitful race with exaggerated facial features
Anonymous No.215229528 >>215230032
>>215229494
He just went out for a pack of wormhole cigs he'll be back.
Anonymous No.215229642 >>215229660
We're all gonna watch Academy, right?
Anonymous No.215229660 >>215229789
>>215229642
Ill watch clips of some of the holodoc scenes, cringe and then nope out of ever watching anything else about it.
Anonymous No.215229723 >>215229774 >>215230032
>>215229494
>no child support to pay in post scarcity Federation
>leaves anyway
Anonymous No.215229774
>>215229723
das just the way we DO
Anonymous No.215229789
>>215229660
I'll torrent the 'sodes and skip through them see what stills/clips I can use here.
Anonymous No.215230032 >>215233555
>>215229723
>>215229528
Joking aside, characters like Sisko should be aspirational figured for black boys. If we don’t give them positive role models they end up gravitating toward rappers and criminals (but I repeat myself).
Anonymous No.215230215 >>215230249
>We were betrayed by a self-seeking adventurer who has led us all to the very brink of disaster.
Anonymous No.215230218
>>215216614
Is that that nigga spottemgottem?
Anonymous No.215230249
>>215230215
>It was your absolute refusal to surrender which defeated him. You cannot ask more of yourself than that.
Anonymous No.215230341 >>215230376 >>215230430
>I thought it was pretty self-explanatory. I'm leaving Starfleet. Energize.
Anonymous No.215230376
>>215230341
That's actually kind of a shitty power. He could have killed her much more quickly with a phaser and he looks vulnerable while he's fire godding her.
Anonymous No.215230430
>>215230341
>Dukat uses his power of charisma to inject it into a character that has none causing an overload
Anonymous No.215230474 >>215230485 >>215230567 >>215233208
I like Jadzia
Anonymous No.215230485
>>215230474
No honor
Anonymous No.215230567
>>215230474
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215230625 >>215230650 >>215230668
>Finally! After a three day ban, I'm free! It's time to conquer /trek/!
Anonymous No.215230650
>>215230625
omg
Anonymous No.215230668 >>215230690
>>215230625
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215230690 >>215230713 >>215230768 >>215233211
>>215230668
No. You NEED to find a group of teenagers with attitude to stop me first which is why I am not going in the Star Fleet Academy threads.
Anonymous No.215230713 >>215230749 >>215230827 >>215231080
>>215230690
Why is Riker drinking milk? Doesn’t he know that’s a 21st century racist dog whistle?
Anonymous No.215230747
Anonymous No.215230749
>>215230713
That's exactly why he's drinking it
Anonymous No.215230768
>>215230690
Oh, you'll post in SFA threads as will I.
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215230827
>>215230713
He is bulking. :3
Anonymous No.215231080
>>215230713
It's not milk
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215231123 >>215231145 >>215232209
>"If I catch you replacing the milk in the replicators with breast milk again, you're a dead man."
Anonymous No.215231145 >>215231252
>>215231123
see this is the perfect segue into an APGAR joke
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215231252
>>215231145
A rum ham, Anon. A RUM HAM.
Anonymous No.215231751
>my plan was to do nothing less than kill every Bajoran in the camp! And to this day, my one regret is that I was not able to accomplish this honourable goal.
Anonymous No.215232209 >>215232484 >>215232789
>>215231123
Jerkass Riker scolding a despondent Barclay hits too close to home.
Anonymous No.215232484
>>215232209
Riker is a jerk even to himself
Anonymous No.215232789 >>215233461
>>215232209
When Leah caught Geordi, I literally had to look away. In 24 years of trekkin' I've actually never watched that scene in it's entirety.
Anonymous No.215232974 >>215232997 >>215233016
he just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic
Anonymous No.215232997
>>215232974
moving from dopic do dopic
Anonymous No.215233016
>>215232974
>credibly unbroken sentence
Anonymous No.215233185
i figured "celebrity" guest actors mostly ended up on trek out of like personal connections or being trekkies themselves but according to the DS9 book, Behr had been desperately trying to cast Iggy Pop since season 3. He was supposed to have Clint Howard's part in Past Tense
Anonymous No.215233208
>>215230474
I’d like to lick her spots
Anonymous No.215233211
>>215230690 Boobazoid
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215233294 >>215233327
Why do newfags say that I don't watch /trek/? It hurts my feelings.
Anonymous No.215233327
>>215233294
because no one respects TOS haters here plus you're an annoying faggot
Anonymous No.215233333 >>215233394
>Every time you look at this engine, you're looking at me. Every time you touch it, it's me.
Anonymous No.215233394
>>215233333
Anonymous No.215233440 >>215233518
Is Academy gonna be so bad it's actually good?
Anonymous No.215233461 >>215233577
>>215232789
I mean it's a compliment if you think about it, bitch was far too uptight
Anonymous No.215233518
>>215233440
no. it is just bad.
Anonymous No.215233555
>>215230032
JarJar Binks must suffice
Anonymous No.215233577
>>215233461
Anonymous No.215233684
hagemans should sue. kurtzman is just repacking prodigy with a SNW skin
Anonymous No.215233759 >>215233782 >>215233859 >>215233906 >>215233909 >>215233998
So I hate-watched the Starfleet Academy trailer and made myself sad again. Why did they kill the thing that I love?
Anonymous No.215233782
>>215233759
Try...try to remember the good times, anon.
Anonymous No.215233819 >>215234449
It is NuTrek canon that Sisko abandoned his family and they never saw him again.
Avery Brooks is turning in his grave.
Anonymous No.215233859 >>215233901 >>215234626
>>215233759
>Why did they kill the thing that I love?
Is there a single popular franchise from the 20th century that hasn’t been systemically raped during the past 10 years? The destruction/demoralization is the point.
Anonymous No.215233901 >>215233930
>>215233859
Hell, they're even making sure Tron gets a pounding. AI can't kill Hollywood fast enough.
Anonymous No.215233906
>>215233759
It's due to the ///Ferengi///. They eschew long term prosperity in pursuit of short term quarterly gains. They milk something as hard as they can in the short term, jump ship with their profits, and leave some rube holding the bag.
Anonymous No.215233909
>>215233759
>watch bad stuff
>mad its bad
>grief
lol
Anonymous No.215233910 >>215234227
>>215216488
Fffuck me, that's grim. Even Wheaton at his worst wasn't that physically cringe inducing.
Anonymous No.215233930 >>215233962
>>215233901
ai is not your friend, dumbass
it's a tool to make you even more infantile and useless
Anonymous No.215233962 >>215234248
>>215233930
It sure as shit can't be worse than what we're getting now.
Anonymous No.215233997
>mfw watching the new Academy trailer
Starfleet Academy the video game was perfect, now the name will always be tainted with this dogshit. Dark days, dark fucking days.
Anonymous No.215233998
>>215233759
This cheered me up, anon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCRdX3cP8Rw
Haven't seen anything else he's done, but I chuckled a few times.
Anonymous No.215234060 >>215234218
>>215216614
this Klingon ZESTY
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215234142
UNGA BUNGA, APGAR. UNGA BUNGA!
Anonymous No.215234198
>>215221297
If I were a captain or admiral, or whatever, and I encountered these people, I would be lobbying for declaring war on them. They are beyond evil, they perfect the instruments of long-lasting psychological injury through one of the most baleful torture concepts ever. I would go Maxwell on them. Absolutely pure evil. And that's before even starting to debate the ethics of an experience machine in the first place.
Anonymous No.215234218
>>215234060
Fucking losing it at the thought of a Klingcel trooning out. That has to be the greatest dishonor your family could endure. Even worse than discommendation. Worse than dying in your sleep.
Anonymous No.215234227 >>215234325
>>215233910
Only a minute long, yet it couldn't make it all the way through. Fucking Colbert, man. Jon Stewart is still capable of being funny. Even Jimmy Kimmel (based on one gag in that monologue that got him temporarily cancelled). But Colbert's TDS has metastasized into his soul or something.
Anonymous No.215234248
>>215233962
that's what everyone has ever said about the state of the world
Anonymous No.215234260 >>215234303
fuck yeah space travel
Anonymous No.215234277
>>215216488
I actually like this, he'd be good as an announcer voice or some quirky hologram. The show will be dogshit but at least maybe there will be a good performance or-
>An actual line
Oh. Oh no. There is no hope in this hell, no hope at all.
Anonymous No.215234303
>>215234260
Nah, you're staying right here under Ferengi rule.
Anonymous No.215234325 >>215234412 >>215234488 >>215234648
>>215234227
none of those people have been funny for decades
i miss carson
i miss letterman
i miss craig
i miss conan
jay was ok but his car stuff is better
Anonymous No.215234373
>>215216488
The LD writers weren’t fired. They were shuffled around to another show. And when SFA is canned after two seasons, they’ll go write for Rick and Morty.
Anonymous No.215234412
>>215234325
Not him, but it's INSANE how much better Leno got when he switched to car stuff. Like, I fucking hated him on late night stuff, couldn't stand him, completely different dude about cars, and actually extremely watchable. Fucking shame he wasn't doing this for decades instead.
Anonymous No.215234433 >>215234535 >>215234809
Reminder that one of the current writers of Starfleet Academy wrote Nancy Drew for The CW and only has a job on this show because her dad was on Mission Impossible in the 1960s.
Anonymous No.215234449 >>215234495
>>215233819
its ds9 canon, retard. the wormhole aliens are non temporal like the nexus. sisko could spend a million billion years with the wormhole aliens and come back to kasidy without her even knowing he left.
no nutrek is canon, except within itself and theyre not even good at that
Anonymous No.215234488
>>215234325
I'm a bong, but yes. Craig especially. Although he picked the perfect time to quit. If he'd stuck around he might been forced into being political, and/or labelled as creepy for flirting with anyone younger than him.
Anonymous No.215234495 >>215234898
>>215234449
>sisko could spend a million billion years with the wormhole aliens and come back to kasidy without her even knowing he left
you didn't get it
if he returned immediately it would undermine the theme of self sacrifice and make the already poor ending worse
he's gone for now, but he'll be back one day (in-universe)
talentless hacks don't get that though and assume, like you, that because we don't see him before the end of the episode that he's gone forever, leading to stupid future museum references like "what happened to ben sisko??"
Anonymous No.215234535
>>215234433
Paramount really wants the teen girl audience. They don't realize liking Star Trek or any sci-fi is social suicide for high schoolers.
Anonymous No.215234626
>>215233859
>Coming This Easter
>a tale 25 years in the making
>Vern
>Rimshot
>and Ernest P Worrell return for
>Ernest's Final Judgement
Anonymous No.215234648 >>215234853
>>215234325
(Re (((Stewart))), I was thinking of that "outbreak of chocolatey goodness" bit he did on Colbert during Covid, mocking the narrative that it couldn't possibly have come from the lab - while Colbert awkwardly tried to laugh it off. But admittedly that was a while ago now, and that might have been a one-off.)
Anonymous No.215234809 >>215235771
>>215234433
There is no proof she's related to Martin Landau, who didn't really become a star because of MI. Maybe it's her grandpa or relative, but it seems to me that you just have schizophrenia.

I will say that it mainly looks like she was hired because she's dirt cheap & will do whatever they tell her to do.
Anonymous No.215234853 >>215234996
>>215234648
I think it was a one-off, the guy's last name is not stewart and his prominent beak says the rest
Anonymous No.215234898 >>215234961
>>215234495
>self sacrifice
Lmao, what sacrifice? Black man avoids responsibility? Odo sacrificed being with Kira to try and connect with his people to make them less retarded. Damar sacrificed his life and before that was forced to kill his best friend. Eddington sacrificed himself to save his friends. Nog sacrificed his leg. Nevar forget!
Anonymous No.215234961 >>215235045
>>215234898
Dude, it's a fucking TV show. Plus he & Dukat were thrown into the very real in universe Bajoran hellfires so it really would be a miracle for him to obtain a human body again after that.

Take your racial bias out of the equation & watch from a perspective where his race doesn't matter at all, that's why they made Brooks mad by being an absent black father because the writers hadn't even thought of it as a racial thing.
Anonymous No.215234996 >>215235501
>>215234853
Fair enough, and yes. Even so... Colbert stands out to me as particularly wretched. Not sure I can quite explain it.
Anonymous No.215235045 >>215235429
>>215234961
what part of non temporal dont you understand? it doesnt matter how complicated it is or how long it takes, they can bring him back immediately from kasidys perspective. not returning immediately can only be explained as a choice to avoid supporting his wife and raising his child. ironically could have saved it by saying he couldnt come back, then he would have made a sacrifice for the bajorans. but as it is he just broke the prime directive to end the battle with the pah wraiths and then he fucked off to play time ghost or whatever with his real mom. selfish prick
Anonymous No.215235429
>>215235045
>could have saved it by saying he couldnt come back, then he would have made a sacrifice for the bajorans
Yeah that's the key point, it's a lame copout to tag that line on the end just because Brooks didn't like it. The golden rule for writers is always ignore what the actors say, they are nothing but prostitues and dumb motherfuckers.
Anonymous No.215235501
>>215234996
I remember Colbert was rather obsessed with running cover for Pizzagate back when that was coming out, as well as denying the existence of some of Hillary's emails which Trump mentioned at his rallies (and which were open for anyone to check out at wikileaks)
Anonymous No.215235771
>>215234809
NTA but I wouldn't be surprised if it's both
Anonymous No.215235843 >>215235925
Bashirfaggot !!eD0ottPeqhJ No.215235925
>>215235843
David Ellison is so cool and smart.
Anonymous No.215236093 >>215236107
Well BF fucking killed the thread again
Anonymous No.215236107 >>215236166 >>215236167
>>215236093
we're close to new. have faith
Anonymous No.215236131
I hear the entire first season of Gary Seven is hidden on page 10!
Anonymous No.215236166
>>215236107
Of the freighter?
Anonymous No.215236167 >>215236241
>>215236107
'CAUSE I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL
I CAN REEEEEEEEEACH ANY STAR
Anonymous No.215236241 >>215236893
>>215236167
based
Anonymous No.215236282 >>215236321 >>215236893
I just learned there's a VOY videogame coming up where you can influence the plot.
I can't wait to kill Tuvix, then reload a save, then kill him again.
Anonymous No.215236321 >>215236893
>>215236282
yeah, demo is available now for free too, haven't tried it yet but it's installed
Anonymous No.215236794 >>215236893
make new
Anonymous No.215236869
new
>>215236855
>>215236855
>>215236855
Anonymous No.215236893
>>215236794
>>215236321
>>215236282
>>215236241
lets do it to it
>>215236875
>>215236875