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Cast it
Anonymous No.215218048 [Report]
You and me
Anonymous No.215218337 [Report] >>215219153
>>215217920 (OP)
Ron Perlman was really good as the big savage squatch in harry and the Hendersons, so I think he'd do the minotaur justice
Anonymous No.215218348 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
Me on the left.
Anonymous No.215218405 [Report] >>215219365 >>215220250 >>215222834 >>215225783
Is OP trying to viral this adaptation into existence? Feels like the 5th thread iv seen on it
Anonymous No.215218706 [Report]
Women get upset about catgirls then make this.
Anonymous No.215218731 [Report] >>215218909 >>215225635
>>215217920 (OP)
>BESISELLING AUTHOR
REPEAL THE 19th AMENDMENT
Anonymous No.215218790 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
female lead = lizzo
male lead = lizzo

etc.
Anonymous No.215218849 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
Ryan Gosling as the minotaur. Zendaya as the monster-fucker.
Anonymous No.215218909 [Report] >>215219039
>>215218731
t. enjoys monster cock
Anonymous No.215219039 [Report]
>>215218909
if monsters were real i would obviously taste teir cocks, are you a fag? this post enraged me you've ruined my entire week
Anonymous No.215219052 [Report] >>215219096 >>215219168 >>215219215 >>215219294 >>215219356 >>215224839 >>215225909 >>215227323 >>215227332
are women really reading books about jacking off animals?
Anonymous No.215219096 [Report]
>>215219052
It's the end of time
Anonymous No.215219153 [Report] >>215222746
>>215218337
>Ron Perlman
That was almost 40 years ago now.
Anonymous No.215219168 [Report]
>>215219052
Damn, they're just like me
Anonymous No.215219184 [Report]
Anonymous No.215219215 [Report]
>>215219052
yep and they have no self awareness about publicly displaying their goon material. This lack of self awareness is widespread and since smut for women sells so well it's completely overtaken literary culture. Imagine if all discussion of film culture was overtaken by hardcore pornography because men one day collcetively decided to be shameless about it. But somehow it's misogynist to point this out.
Anonymous No.215219292 [Report]
already done a decade ago
https://youtu.be/VAZsBEELqPw
Anonymous No.215219294 [Report] >>215219320 >>215219356 >>215219362 >>215222165 >>215225521
>>215219052
LXXXVI. The Fall of the Angels and the Demoralization of Mankind
1. And again I saw with mine eyes as I slept, and I saw the heaven above, and behold a star fell from heaven, and it arose and eat and pastured amongst those oxen. 2. And after that I saw the large and the black oxen, and behold they all changed their stalls and pastures and their cattle, and began to live with each other. 3. And again I saw in the vision, and looked towards the heaven, and behold I saw many stars descend and cast themselves down from heaven to that first star, and they became bulls amongst those cattle and pastured with them [amongst them]. 4. And I looked at them and saw, and behold they all let out their privy members, like horses, and began to cover the cows of the oxen, and they all became pregnant and bare elephants, camels, and asses. 5. And all the oxen feared them and were affrighted at them, and began to bite with their teeth and to devour, and to gore with their horns. 6. And they began, moreover, to devour those oxen; and behold all the children of the earth began to tremble and quake before them and to flee from them.

LXXXVII. The Advent of the Seven Archangels
1. And again I saw how they began to gore each other and to devour each other, and the earth began to cry aloud. 2. And I raised mine eyes again to heaven, and I saw in the vision, and behold there came forth from heaven beings who were like white men: and four went forth from that place and three with them. 3. And those three that had last come forth grasped me by my hand and took me up, away from the generations of the earth, and raised me up to a lofty place, and showed me a tower raised high above the earth, and all the hills were lower. 4. And one said unto me: ‘Remain here till thou seest everything that befalls those elephants, camels, and asses, and the stars and the oxen, and all of them.’
Anonymous No.215219320 [Report]
>>215219294
>christslop
@grok can i get a quick qrd here?
Anonymous No.215219356 [Report]
>>215219052
>>215219294
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Enoch_(Charles)/Chapter_86
LXXXVIII. The Punishment of the Fallen Angels by the Archangels
1. And I saw one of those four who had come forth first, and he seized that first star which had fallen from the heaven, and bound it hand and foot and cast it into an abyss: now that abyss was narrow and deep, and horrible and dark. 2. And one of them drew a sword, and gave it to those elephants and camels and asses: then they began to smite each other, and the whole earth quaked because of them. 3. And as I was beholding in the vision, lo, one of those four who had come forth stoned (them) from heaven, and gathered and took all the great stars whose privy members were like those of horses, and bound them all hand and foot, and cast them in an abyss of the earth.

Dragons
horned demons (but not quite)
and fairies, mermaids
kelpies

These are all God's creations, but among them were fallen ones who began sleeping with women and producing hybrids

(they had big cock)
Anonymous No.215219362 [Report]
>>215219294
>words words words
Anonymous No.215219365 [Report] >>215226436
>>215218405
Looks like its been a social media meme for a short time now. I saw some memes the other day doomscrolling.

Im totally surprised people are staying its well written. I expected it to be some off the wall hilarious shit.
Anonymous No.215219373 [Report] >>215219943 >>215220216 >>215221004 >>215224830 >>215225570 >>215226440 >>215227379
>>215217920 (OP)
It's weird to me that you have all these dudes seething over women reading porn books about them fucking monster men. The internet is full of Monster Girl porn for guys.
Anonymous No.215219411 [Report]
People don't understand that shit is just preparing them for the emergence of these creatures.
Anonymous No.215219943 [Report] >>215220009 >>215224161
>>215219373
I wanna fuck a siren and a sorceress
Anonymous No.215220009 [Report]
>>215219943
>she wraps her tail around my leg
Anonymous No.215220078 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
john cena and james gunns wife or your mother
Anonymous No.215220166 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
Some fat tits whore with a literal bull
Full on actual penetration and everything
Accelerate
Anonymous No.215220216 [Report]
>>215219373
And bestiality hentai of beautiful girls breeding with animals for that matter
Anonymous No.215220250 [Report]
>>215218405
None of this is organic.
Anonymous No.215220704 [Report]
Victoria Cakes ain't doing it for me no more, I gotta coom at the Barnes and Noble while everyone at the Starbucks watches in horror.
Anonymous No.215220736 [Report] >>215221023
>>215217920 (OP)
>Try and read this slop
>Human cocks on beast-men
Nope, dropped.
Anonymous No.215221004 [Report]
>>215219373
i don't see people seething femanon, i see people making fun of them.
I think it's because most of these women pretended to be pure and only liked consensual contract sex and anything further than that is rape.
Yet this shit is what they read.
Anonymous No.215221023 [Report] >>215221188
>>215220736
Duh. Women aren't interested in animal cock. They like normal sized human cock.
Giant monster dongs is purely a male power fantasy.
>inb4 cumbrain cope tells me I'm wrong because porn tells them otherwise
Anonymous No.215221148 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
at the end of the day, is just a woman jerking off a man and getting paid, full circle
Anonymous No.215221188 [Report] >>215221960
>>215221023
>Women aren't interested in animal cock.
>Implying women aren't taking the knot
Anonymous No.215221960 [Report] >>215225265
>>215221188
No they really aren't and your entire post is wishful thinking. Your entire opinion is informed by porn and conspiracy.
You will just continue to spread this fetish of yours because you lack the ability to actually sit down and understand the absurdity of what you say to be true.
Anonymous No.215222165 [Report]
>>215219294
>and behold
>and behold
>and behold
Anonymous No.215222689 [Report] >>215222739 >>215226541
>>215217920 (OP)
I NEED to see Jessica Biel getting anal full nelsond by a big buff minotaur!! Universe please!!
Anonymous No.215222721 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
whats the deal with women and these types of books
Anonymous No.215222739 [Report]
>>215222689
The best looking pumpkin in the entire neighborhood.
Anonymous No.215222746 [Report]
>>215219153

>YO SARAH CONNOR
Anonymous No.215222834 [Report]
>>215218405
shoeonhead did a video about it.
Anonymous No.215223061 [Report]
Hollywood doesn't see the vision
Anonymous No.215224161 [Report]
>>215219943
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760412203142628.mp4
Anonymous No.215224830 [Report]
>>215219373
>The internet is full of Monster Girl porn for guys.
Yeah, the INTERNET. This goonbook is a best seller at Barnes & Nobles
Anonymous No.215224839 [Report]
>>215219052
Yep . watching the weirdest most disgusting pornos and reading obscenely disturbing erotic literature
Anonymous No.215225265 [Report] >>215226304
>>215221960
Like 10 years ago i saw a vid of a blonde hot women putting herself peanut butter in her asshole and letting the dog eat from there, it was so weird, do you think bestiality isn't real?
Anonymous No.215225521 [Report]
>>215219294
And then Jesus still didn't do anything about it and the central banks controlled everything five-ever. Indians lol lmao. The end.
Anonymous No.215225570 [Report]
>>215219373
Those guys are rightfully ridiculed and ostracized which is why they create safe spaces to practice their degeneracy in secret meanwhile this is a best seller at a bookstore there's no equivalent of this for men
Anonymous No.215225635 [Report]
>>215218731
Bestselling just means they ordered a bunch of copies to a few stores in a certain area when nothing else was being stocked.
No, that’s not hyperbole. The title is absolutely fucking worthless.
Anonymous No.215225650 [Report] >>215226476
jew actress for jew book
Anonymous No.215225783 [Report] >>215225857 >>215225873
>>215218405
Yeah I saw it being shipped on /tg/ too
Viral marketing campaign

I don’t think the femoids that write this shit want to have their work come to the attention of western law enforcement, even the “land of the free” has obscenity laws. It’s why you won’t find any publisher producing books about sex with children
Anonymous No.215225857 [Report]
>>215225783
It’s just Chuck Tingle for zoomers, except with a bit of a boost since this shit is actually in stores.
Anonymous No.215225873 [Report] >>215225966
>>215225783
No one cares about written work. If you film it, it's a problem. Look at 50 Shades of Gray and Twilight. Suddenly it's trash even though people read the books.

There is a ton of this kind of thing, most of it is derided and made fun of. Anda Kent once did some reviews on the weird 'spicy' shit women (and gay men) write.
Anonymous No.215225909 [Report]
>>215219052
women in the middle ages masturbated to sex with demons/satan. women in antiquity masturbated to sex with demigods and mythological monsters. it's always been like this.
Anonymous No.215225966 [Report] >>215226017
>>215225873
>No one cares about written work
In the US, child porn was legal in the mid 20th century. It only got banned around the 70s or so.
If it was legal to write, publish, and sell, books about sex with children, someone in the US would have done it. There was clearly a market for it, and it would be the natural pivot for people catering to that audience when those images were recognized as illegal.

But that doesn’t happen. You can’t name a publisher doing that. That’s because of obscenity laws. I promise you those obscenity laws apply to books about sex with monsters and animals too, they just haven’t drawn enough attention yet.
Wait until a Texas or Arkansas filed a lawsuit just to seem tough on perversion, like when they sued Netflix over Cuties
Anonymous No.215226017 [Report]
>>215225966
Books like Tampa exist, anon.
Anonymous No.215226304 [Report]
>>215225265
Yeah because (You) are the target audience. A depraved sexpest jeet.
Anonymous No.215226344 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
Me as the bull and Sydney Sweeney
Anonymous No.215226397 [Report] >>215226504 >>215226661
Funny how wanting to fuck a monster is common in both sexes. I can't really explain it. Where the fuck does it come from? Like me wanting to fuck a siren, i literally have no idea where that came from. The sorceress thing isn't that bad
Anonymous No.215226436 [Report] >>215226461 >>215226480
>>215219365
>well written

Women are the ones saying this. They have absolutely infested sites like goodreads and inserted their godawful take on everything. Stories that don't feature girlbosses get bad reviews, etc.
Anonymous No.215226440 [Report] >>215227103
>>215219373
The difference being that men don't proudly talk about a tentacle hentai gangbang.

I would be down to do erotic roleplay with a woman who enjoyed smut like this but I would 100% shame her for openly talking about it. I don't understand what's so difficult about keeping your fantasies, fetishes and depravities private.
Anonymous No.215226461 [Report]
>>215226436
I noticed this when I was reading Between Two Fires and seeing bad reviews from women.
Anonymous No.215226476 [Report]
>>215225650
I laughed in the theater watching One Battle After Another when her black lover revolutionary said "go do your White girl job thang" to plant bombs in a jailhouse. She has the most inbred kikess looking face I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.215226480 [Report]
>>215226436
I said that as a joke, somethings get lost in translation through text.
Anonymous No.215226504 [Report] >>215226538
>>215226397
Novelty of sensation. I've fantasized about fucking mare pussy before and even watched porn of it, but I wouldn't do it myself irl simply because no matter what the furries say animals cannot consent to sex the way humans can. I may be a degenerate but I still have standards and ethical lines I won't cross.
Anonymous No.215226522 [Report] >>215226894
women say they want a storybook romance, what they really want is a 12 foot minotaur to rape them and tear them into pieces

men say they just want to pound pussy, what they really want is storybook romance
Anonymous No.215226538 [Report]
>>215226504
Things like that you should keep to yourself.
Anonymous No.215226539 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
I scrap the plot and just use the title. Starting Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Sydney Sweeney. And introducing Maserati in her first non-XXX film role.
Anonymous No.215226541 [Report]
>>215222689
you shouldn't play with that
Anonymous No.215226661 [Report] >>215226842
>>215226397
What does that say about me wanting to see a woman get slapped by a beast?
Well, at least I used to be into that. Now I just think it's disgusting.
Anonymous No.215226842 [Report]
>>215226661
Don't know, but why is it disgusting? Could be a lot worse.
Anonymous No.215226894 [Report]
>>215226522
Yeah. It's not even just this book, which I have not read. Looking for different perspectives on romance in fiction, I went to female reviewers for 'good' romance and smut, mostly stuff written by women. Most of it is the same kind of off-putting crap you read from, maybe even worse. The internal monologues are different, but the actual acts are the same.
Anonymous No.215227103 [Report] >>215227154
>>215226440
I honestly don't think this is a bad thing. It's just another way for retarded women to out themselves as hypocritical degenerates/non-marriage material. There are good women out there, just have to keep looking.
Anonymous No.215227154 [Report]
>>215227103
>There are good women out there
Nope, there are not.
Anonymous No.215227176 [Report] >>215227196
Women are so based and I love them.
Anonymous No.215227196 [Report]
>>215227176
This but the opposite.
Anonymous No.215227223 [Report]
Giving femoids rights was a mistake.
Tens of millions of simps must be culled so femoids can be forced back into the kitchen.
Grim.
Anonymous No.215227308 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
I hate women so much its unreal
Anonymous No.215227323 [Report]
>>215219052
Only incels think that
Anonymous No.215227332 [Report]
>>215219052
They're not only reading about it.
Anonymous No.215227379 [Report] >>215227399 >>215227432
>>215219373
Yeah and those are disgusting coomers who are rightfully mocked and shunned online.
Anonymous No.215227399 [Report]
>>215227379
Plenty of people are mocking this book, anon.
Anonymous No.215227401 [Report]
>>215217920 (OP)
I wish Shoe would cuck me with a minotaur...
Anonymous No.215227432 [Report]
>>215227379
disgusting?
Anonymous No.215227501 [Report]
I'm not gay but I like minotaurs. Really, the big hulking bull thing with the element of wildness is just so iconic. Werewolves? Gay. Mermen? Gay. Furry shit? Gay. It's only minotaurs. The horsecock and shaggy fur, the goring horns, the hooves, etc. There's literally no part of the iconic minotaur I wouldn't fuck. It's a timeless fetish concept. All of Greece understood it. I don't indulge in gayness and I have no desire to fuck a man but something about minotaurs is different