Thread 215219972

>dude dildo blowjobs xD
>dude chinese accents xD
>dude indians bad xD

just this shit 24/7

>>215219972 (OP)
Indians are bad though

“He can’t keep getting away with this” was soooooo funny

>>215219972 (OP)
He was always complete shit. His fans are braindead, and he's a pedophile; there you go.

>>215219972 (OP)
>be black
>see sam hyde video on tosh.0 years ago
>thought it was kind of funny
>about a decade later see someone post about him
>decide to check out his twitter
>most recent post "fuck you nigger" replying to some other user.

he's at the height of his career but alright. I can admit most of his recent endeavors are not as good as mde used to be

Hey babe, remeber that cheese we had last month, the one I really liked, that we couldn't figure out what it was
I did a little digging, turns out it was swiss cheese

One thing I enjoyed was having to block his fucking gay Fishtank spam from his fag toadies

>>215219972 (OP)
i like his talk show.

>>215219972 (OP)
You were warned countless times that WP2 was going to suck balls without Ruse directing

>>215220289
>he's at the height of his career
Thats sad

World peace was never funny

>>215219972 (OP)
The whole point of Charls sucking himself off is to adhere to the pressure that society puts on putrefying love and gender roles to point where people are obliged to prostitute themselves infront of others to gain acceptance. It's basically THE RAPED in a comedy skit format

>>215219972 (OP)
How much longer does charls have to keep pretending to be Sam's friend?

>>215220543
>dude this guy sucking a dildo is actually really deep
do you people listen to yourselves

>>215219972 (OP)
Poor Charls, man. This has to be one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen. He would've been better off getting his asshole gaped be a jew producer behind the scenes instead of publicly humiliating himself like this.

>>215219972 (OP)
I honestly wonder why he can't stop giving "advice" and essentially talking to his younger self. Every time he rants about a figurehead or wants to talk shit to his nerd audience you can tell he is just projecting. The question I have is if he is aware of it but does it anyways. Further more, why does he keep doing it? He made his life advice videos years ago. It almost feels like someone who is depressed and continuously has to tell you they are depressed, make jokes about their depression, and bring up events that made them depressed. Like a blanket of comfort for him to keep doing it over and over. He very much wants to be famous so is this his resentment at his past self for not "doing more"?

Also, what's the deal with his dad? My understanding, from what I've seen, is that his dad groomed him to help grow their hospital management(?) business and Sam just acted out constantly. Add in the fact his dad was a drunk too.

>>215220287
He was replying to Kamala Harris lol.

When your best material is like a bad Tim & Eric sketch, you have no talent. The guy is not smart enough to be funny. Just another grifter.

>>215220613
The life advice shtick is just therapy for Sam.

>>215220220
now that calling people a nazi has gotten you on the fbi terror list, are you dumb faggots just going to start calling everyone a pedo until it loses all meaning?

>>215220647
You'd think with all that money he'd invest in reading actual therapy or go see a therapist.

>>215220719
If I recall correctly. He had McDonald's as reward after his big boxing match. He said it on perfect guy life and was really proud of it. He's retarded.

>>215220613
Why do you know this much about somebody you don't like? If I don't like somebody, I just don't watch them

>>215221100
yep. faggots are obsessed with sam hyde and nick fuentes.

>>215221121
>Nick Fuentes
Great example of a faggot that I dislike and therefore do not watch

>>215221100
I never said I don't like him. Some people find the Fishtank aspect of Hyde interesting. I find trying to decipher the lore behind much more interesting. He clearly has problems driven by a shadowy past. More or less the same reason people watch mystery shows.

>>215221193
ask me how i know you’re a faggot.

>>215221208
"Decipher the lore behind"
Nigga listen to yourself. The dude, as you have put it, is just some self-obsessed manbaby that utterly failed in life. What golden nugget could you possibly hope to extract from digging through that mountain of shit?

>>215221243
He's a case study. And why is it when people start analyzing Hyde the immediate response is what people give? Is it forbidden to discuss anything beyond surface level stuff of a guy who gives constant autistic analytics of whatever he talks about?

>>215221296
Ok so I'm not the first person to say this to you? Buddy, if one room smells like shit, it's probably the room; if every room smells like shit, it's probably you.

someone post the season 4 was a rugpull image

>resorting to doing lets plays after an entire summer of non stop flops
its over

>>215221100
This post made kiwiniggers have a melty, lol

>>215221326
No, you and others have said it to me and other anons. This is clearly a default answer of some kind that has deeper implications. Is it Sam behind these posts? The same guy? If not why is this a default counter-argument?
>You analyzed Sam, therefor, I counter with "Why do you care?"
Like a counter move in a video game.

>if every room smells like shit it's you
IDK how you got that from my posts but ok.

>>215221406
Have you ever considered that my response, which you say has been shared by others, is just a normal and reasonable response? I'm no master debater but think about it like this: when somebody gets hurt, the most common response is to check if they are okay. What you are suggesting here is that the common response has some sort of "deeper implication", as if nothing can be surface level and requires "deciphering the lore behind" absolutely anything that grinds your gears.

Look, you have one life to live and the freedom to waste it. You don't have the excuse that nobody made you question whether you made a poor choice with your time.

>>215221492
Perhaps but then again, there are a handful are default answers people give. I know that calling people Sam's ex crackhead gf is common one as well.

And again you try and spew anger at someone that hasn't shown you any. Where exactly did I get mad and get uncivil? You on the other hand have had several posts of acting rude, emotional, while claiming I am mad.
>wasting time
So I am wasting time posting here but you are not?

>>215221552
You know how adderal has a different effect on normal people versus people with ADHD? I think reasonable thoughts are the same way, having a different effect on the mentally ill. We're both wasting time, but at least I know when to walk away and let things go. I can say I hope the best for you, but we both know I'm going to forget about you by the time I take my next shit and you're going to keep digging through that mountain of shit called Sam Hyde's life for years.

>>215221342
>its real
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>215220683
I think sleeping with a 16 year old while you're in your mid 30s is enough to qualify as a pedophile. Inb4 "he's le hebephile, not le pedo!"

>>215221631
Again, all these implications out of nowhere. You are clearly trying to make a point and there is clearly some attempt at being mean and spiteful in your posts, AKA, an emotional response. There is something behind this with the amount of times I've seen these default arguments. If in every thread someone posts an MLP image and suddenly there's a wave of FUCKING BARNEY posts, there's a reason behind that. If every time someone analyzes Sam Hyde the same default answers are given, there's a reason behind that.
>I am now announcing that I am leaving coincidentally after being asked why I am wasting my time.

>>215220220
I thought that the left was pro-pedophile? I thought you considered it to be a sexual preference and therefore a protected characteristic? According to >>215212031 you all have large caches of child sexual abuse images.
Methinks the tranny doth protest too much.

>>215220287
Cry more.

>>215221208
>Some people find the Fishtank aspect of Hyde interesting
What a total faggot.

Why does everyone say the Charls guy is the only genuine funny one? I don't think I've heard him say anything funny and he's no Brandon Dico no matter how hard he tries.

>>215222306
who said anything about the left?
>Methinks the tranny doth protest too much
you will always sound like a massive faggot trying to use this saying, just a heads up

>>215222306
Hydefags try not to make DGG-tier arguments challenge

>>215222535
I'll definitely consider the opinions of a tranny as being worth noting down and taking into account.

>>215222596
The biggest irony is that I never really took any interest in Sam Hyde until the troons on this board started autistically screeching about him at every available opportunity and now I watch their videos every day. It's almost as if the Streisand effect is a real thing.

>>215222306
I'm not a leftist, you're retarded; there you go.

>>215222667
Isn’t that just your enemies deciding your entertainment for you?

>>215222344
Lmfao
Alright Sam you win this round

>>215220289
>I can admit most of his recent endeavors are not as good as mde used to be
he made about 5 funny videos making fun of hipsters over 10 years ago, they're all on youtube as god intended, and that's where he peaked. i guess he wrote the phrase "david duke" into a tv episode once and since then all of his mexican fans have been pissing and shidding themselves over him but really nothing else he has done has been even remotely funny, clever, insightful, anything
*nods respectfully* herbs

>>215222793
No, it's them hate advertising someone to the extent that I finally give in and check them out and enjoy their content whereas I never would have bothered otherwise.
If my enemies decided the content I watched I would be watching Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert.
They run extremely effective advertising campaigns for MDE and they do it for free.

>>215222344
So epic, so gamechanging... he said le n word!

>>215223011
Ressentiment ridden retard.

>>215219972 (OP)
>dude indians bad xD
If your IQ is 75 listing yourself last on the list must seem like a great way to avoid suspicion.

>>215222882
Troon

Horrible, unfunny, racist grifter is horrible, unfunny and racist?
Next you'll be telling me he grooms children or something.

>>215223650
Le epic burn... take your "sucked Sam's dick today" badge

>>215223679
Don't even watch his show, I just know an Indian when I smell one

>>215223678
Most Reddit comment I've seen on 4chan

>>215223693
Ok, racist

>>215223714
And he's right as fuck while you're cringe as shit.

>>215223714
so you're pro child grooming?

>>215222596
What is DGG?

>>215223721
>>215223739
>>215223779
>literally minutes apart
You're seething

>>215223824
i'm always seething

Remember the time Sam had sex with the tranny from /soc/

>>215223824
2 different anons, my projecting friend

>>215221342
yeah im thinking fishtank is dead lol

>>215221100
Much like demographic replacement in White countries, Sam once had appeal that brought people together, even if that was from stolen Tim and Eric bits and the contributions of his peers.
Now he's a washed up old homo who is like catnip to obese brown trannies that LARP as White on the internet. All of this is very unbecoming and causes former fans to voice their displeasure.

>worships money and scams people
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers as young as 16
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

And Sam picking at the Kirk thing like a vulture, saying "it could have been him", pretending to act shocked on his podcast, and crying about it even though he always pokes the bear when violent political stuff happens. He even let slip that he doesn't own or like guns when he acted like he needs to get one for self defense (funny considering all those photo shoots he did of him handling guns, totally not lying to his fans all this time)

He was against Kirk before he was for him btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9tEfjLb6cA

Such a slimeball faggot.

>>215219972 (OP)
I hope I never meet anyone who knows more about Sam Hyde than I do. I saw one clip of him years ago btw

>>215220220
There's shit you think is kinda funny when you're a teenager and then there's Sam Hyde
It's like Jerma. Totally unredeemable level of media consumption, actually KYS and don't make a mess

>>215220603
Honestly I think Charles made the sketch and ran with it. Part of the reason the group seemed to break up back in the day was Sam being domineering so maybe he’s let some of Charles’s retardation slip through.

>retarded reverse psychology thread not even a toddler would fall for
>100 replies
Really, niggers?

>>215219972 (OP)
>>215220629
>When your best material is like a bad Tim & Eric sketch, you have no talent.
>>215221342
>>215222344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEa9At9A8kE

>>215220143
>Jane Goodall died for this. You didn't even have to collect the bundle of gorilla sticks Sammy, you clazy artist guy.

>>215225393
>This is you:
>Your standup chances
>Your lid on TIGHT AND RIPE
>Your getting away with it

Only one of those things is distasteful. Nice try, india

Remember the Nic-O-Dick WKUK skit? Vapes are gay pacifiers and all but the entire time I was like BROS, STOP

>>215219972 (OP)
at least he doesn't torture dogs

>>215223615
>Ressentiment
I'm not at all envious of trannies as it goes, nobody is.

>>215223780
Probably some trannie shit that they all love and assume everyone else is aware of because it's all they talk about on whatever mental illness Discord they all come from.
>Le epic raid trannies are taking down 4Channels again for sure!

>>215226073
>I CANT AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE TIM
>GET ME MY SHOW BACK!

>>215226291
Both Sam and Hasan are sociopaths. With Sam it was chickens on Fishtank and pet rats that he neglected. If Sam had a dog he would probably kick it and laugh.

>>215219972 (OP)
From a thumbnal this guy looks like Tank from the Matrix and it always cracks me up.

He used to be occasionally funny and now he's not. Fishtank and world peace could have been better. Never was a huge fan.

>>215226629
Sam has stated numerous times that he doesnt understand why anyone would ever want a pet

>>215226723
Yeah because he had rats and dumped them on his GF to take care of because he's a sociopath with no actual empathy.

>>215226723
Most people don't pay attention to him enough to know that. I get it, but he has o be an asshole about it like usual.

>>215220719
>Go see the rapist

>>215226739
>Muh heckin rattos!
Imagine hating someone to the point where you know all of their deep lore and social media gossip (most of which is created by mentally ill jews and transvestites).
It's no wonder that society completely rejects and despises you.

>>215222306
You don't get it
Butt raping 8 year old boys good
Consensual sex with a 16 year old bad

>>215226836
nice try Luna

>>215226838
Many of them were sodomised as children so they tell themselves it's perfectly natural and that it happens in the animal Kingdom all the time to penguins or something.
None of them could get a girlfriend when they were 16 years old.
It's always about validating their own experiences and attacking normal people who aren't complete losers.

>>215226861
Does that make you especially seethe when one of your own associates with the enemy? Imagine having folders of Sam Hyde screenshots for your epic raids.
>T-t-this is going to convince them xisters! The chuds will be turned against Sam and we win! We are so heckin' brave and valid! It's just like One Battle After Another!

>>215226973
you're mentally ill man

>>215226988
>Sam Hyde obsessed transvestite calling other people mentally ill.
Did your mother make you dress up as a girl as a child or was it one of her many boyfriends?

>>215227093
Are the the trannies in the room with you right now?

>>215227119
No, this is the Internet, xir. You don't have to be in the same room.

>>215219972 (OP)
every thread you make telling yourself you are railing against him is actually shilling for him for free

if you never made this thread i wouldnt know this ever happened.

>>215219972 (OP)
Now its time for his audience to turn on him. the only way to milk lulz is to get him desperate and confused.

>>215227590
>Two more weeks, xisters!
Reminder to everyone that it's okay to punch trannies.

>>215227703
the internet has rotted your brain. No wonder you find this garbage entertaining.

>>215227722
The same troon who thinks posting on /tv/ is going to take down le ebil Sam Hyde tells me the interwebs has rotted my brain.

>>215227754
I think this AI shit is what is going to make the right less funny. What made the alt right the funniest crowd of people was their creativity making original memes and now it's just regurgitating same old shit except using fucking ai prompts to make the memes.

This is truly the dying breath for the right being the funnier crowd.

>>215227938
I think that AI putting the left permanently out of work and destroying their media empire is the funniest thing imaginable.
The way that AI art makes the left seethe and cope on a constant basis warms the cockles of my black heart like you wouldn't believe. Hollywood dying before my eyes is like viagra times 1000.

>>215225393
Going from comedy into politics is just one of the saddest things you can do. Like, after you've spent years taking the piss you suddenly expect people to take you seriously? Get real.

>>215227938
>>215228005
i think you are both right i agree with both of you

He openly admits that he fully understands why people that like his podcasts and fishtank would not like World Peace. Doesn't even try to argue with them, but rather, accepts it.
You are looking too hard into this.
He and his friends wanted to make these lowbrain bits, did so, and made >1.5mil USD profit in the progress.

I also didn't like WP

has sam hyde admitted he's done with comedy yet or does he still pretend he's primarily driven by "just being funny, d00d"

Cause it's so funny how obvious it is this guy does not give a shit about being funny.

>>215220613
>can't stop giving "advice" and essentially talking to his younger self
Because he made $100k from it if not a lot more. He became a big bro therapist for Zio targeted American youth. So what? He built a company.
Sam is in a phase of his life where he's 6'8" and wants to go Bane on Greater Israel but he has a large team of employees to support. He's grown out of comedy. He watched Charlie Kirk get his voice shot out by a smirking foreign entity that has designs on any millionaire who doesn't bow and calls them out. He will be an important figure into 2030 as shtf. Nick and Charls can do whatever they want thanks to his not giving up. He'll probably confront Ben Shapiro in the streets before too long and it will all pan out for a good laugh.

>>215228005
Hollywood is in a controlled demolition of itself so that it can move to Greater Israel and Saudi Arabia as the US economy is rug pulled. Sam Altman plays for that exodus agenda too. As does Palantir. Goonies 2 will be the end.

Everytime people say his career has died he comes back with something really unique and funny. There was the Creator Clash thing (HASAAAAAAAAAAAAN PIKEEEEEEER), the first 2 seasons of Fishtank, him basically spawning Joeyys career, etc;

>>215228258
Sam is a coward and his racism extends only to black people, everything else about him is a facade/part of his "brand". He works with and is friends with jews. Gumroad is an Indian company. lol. Sam cares only about one thing that is ripping off idiots like you.

>>215227938
Their memes sucked, it was all the same shit.

>>215228152
>1.5mil USD profit in the progress.
nobody paid for that shit

>>215220629
>The guy is not smart enough to be funny.

the guy is in the Mensa Society, he's smarter than most people

>>215223693
>I just know an Indian when I smell one

i work in an airport, indians are by far the smelliest people

>>215228668
There must be a higher tier of Mensa comprised of MMA fighters because Sam got mogged by a meathead on that podcast.

>>215228689
i am listening to that right now, in what way was he mogged?
he barely said anything while the retarded guy goes off on an accidental racist rant on philipinos. and when he tries to clarify his stance he gets interrupted 300 times by a man with brain damage.

>>215228689
>>215229032
few minutes later the retard starts agreeing with him

>>215229032
>>215229110
If Sam was actually smart he'd be running circles around him, instead, like you noticed, Sam just sits there while the retard babbles unable to articulate anything.

>>215220220
>College Cunts
>Moms
>Officer Maggot
>Yale protest
>Brony game
>Jaihoo's Trip to the Future live-read livestreams
>(((Joe Bernstein))) phone call
If you didn't find this shit funny you're an actual cocksucking faggot.

>>215229158
>If Sam was actually smart
he is. he's measurably smarter than 98% of people. why would he dunk on this clearly mentally handicapped man? they are just talking and having a good time.
you seem like the kinda guy who watches "ben shapiro OWNS libs with FACTS and LOGIC" videos

>>215229158
both sam and the host practically ignore the ogre most of the time.

>>215219972 (OP)
I agree. That third one is just a simple common sense statement.

>>215229273
>>215229308
I mean yeah, you should know some facts and logic and be able to form arguments with them. Instead, challenged for the first time outside of his bubble (by a retard no less) Sam gets flustered and literally says the time for arguments and reasoning is over in some weird sour grapes passive aggressive midwit take.
>Inb4 some retard comes in and says "Sam isn't about debating the guy is really smart just trust me bro" and links to one of his stupid scripted dear-elon type vids
Ill trust you when you provide evidence of Sam's beliefs being challenged and he manages to actually put up a fight. He's like an intellectual Hasan Piker. All talk, safely in the comfort of his studio.

>>215221649
u jelly?

i think charlie kirk scared him off being a full media chud and now hes playing super ninendo and making 2010s bugman nerdshit

>>215229387
>you should know some facts and logic and be able to form arguments with them
he does it throughout the entire show, you just ignore it because you don't like him.

>>215229475
You admitted earlier he spends most of the time just sitting there while the retard scolds him and does most of the talking, his "arguments" were basically "yeah Im racist and I dont want white people to go extinct", but I dont think he cites any facts to support his position. I think you're infatuated with him as an e-daddy which is why you don't see how stupid he actually is.

>>215219972 (OP)
>dude chinese accents xD
Yes.
kek.

>>215229509
>"yeah Im racist and I dont want white people to go extinct", but I dont think he cites any facts to support his position

like i said, you're ignoring what he said because you don't like him

>dildos blowjobs

Downgrade from gettin face fucked by troons ?

>>215229185
the humor of the first 4 is him and his crew bullying actors. real creative stuff there.

>>215219972 (OP)
good morning saar

>>215228213
I'm just going to listen to today's Perfect Guy Life podcast so I'll get back to you if he talks about it.

>>215230077
Where does he cite any facts to support his positions? Otherwise I accept your concession since all you're capable of doing is posting shitty memes and repeating yourself.

>>215228373
He seems to really hate Brazilians for some reason.
>>215221649
Picrel.

>>215230210
cool, I hope you stole it from this site.
https://rentry.co/payangel#jump-to-latest-pgl
use this site to steal MDE content.

>>215230526
He hates "Brazilians" so much he's friends and mutuals with the same "Brazilian" that designed the libtard Soilent drink, they even collaborated on a failed energy pill supplement and Sam let him sleep in his office.
Nearly everything about Sam Hyde is a lie dude. It really became apparent when James Price exposed him for living off his dad's credit card the whole time and that he never liked/owned guns.