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20 Years Later edition

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anime /hor/ kino will live on in this thread

>>215222347
can you post more? so I can report your ass

>>215222293 (OP)
There’s some decent stuff scattered in H20 but man it’s a mess. The mask continuity is all over the place

>>215222293 (OP)
Way better legacy sequel than the new ones.

>>215222363
Kino

Streaminh spooky movies all month long at

Manestream.live/bong

Come by and shit post or ask for requests

watch Fréwaka (2024)

>>215222364
>so I can report your ass
announcing a report is against the rules, retard LMAO

>>215222363
I like how they played "suspenseful" music during that scene, as if Jason would be doing that

Which other RL Stine books/episodes should get feature length adaptions?

>>215222428
>not using a vpn to announce a report
bro is 2025

>>215222363
She grabbed the wrong one

>>215222363
Nice Mickey Mouse T-shirt

>>215222439
>tubi original
i can't begin to imagine

>>215222347
any kino with hot vampire ladies?

>>215222251
I remember I had that Mad Balls comic. I wonder what happened to it. My mad balls were in the attic and kind of melted. I wish I hadn't just thrown them away though. I'm sad about mad balls now.

watching El Orfanato (2007)

>>215222510
>My mad balls were in the attic and kind of melted. I wish I hadn't just thrown them away though.

Oh no! Thats too bad anon. I'd say you should try to replace them but those original ones are expensive as fuck now.

I used to see this VHS at the video store as a kid and it looked scary but never watched it. Is it good?

>>215222487
Master Of Mosquiton (1996 OVA), has a vampire lady walking around naked in one episode, Nightwalker: Midnight Detective (1998) has a couple of vampire ladies but the main character is bisexual so if that bothers you, just skip it

We often talk about our fave F13 girls but who are your fave Halloween girls? For me its these two.

>>215222620
i thought the rules of halloween were you have to have sex, drink or take drugs to die but both versions end up murdered

>>215222363
Fucking delicious primo bitch.

>>215222582
For me it was Jack Frost

Thanks to whoever recommended Leif Jonker's Darkness yesterday, it was pretty great. Love the exploding zombie scenes and all the thrash metal

>>215222582
I put this on my October watch list but haven't got around to it

>>215222582
>early 1990s to early 2000s movies about the internet
>good

>>215222215
takes too long to get started just like the original and Michael barely kills anyone
nice setting at least

>>215222583
At least Nightwalker had lots of tits and blood so they got that right

>>215222620
Vicky a cute and did not deserve

>>215222483
some are actually passable

>>215222363
Based

Michael's a retard that doesn't even have a motive for killing like Jason does

>>215222853
Jason has no reason to kill most people who are just randomly there, including once he starts targetting people outside the camp

>>215222941
He really scares black people huh

>>215222388
No. That black guy was annoying.

>>215222582
>is it good
absolutely not but there are some really soulful bits to it, especially in the early-era web design

>>215222620
This bitch and her big nose. I will forever mourn the fact that I will never fuck this handsome bitch (and a most other women) in her prime.

Almost finished Skinner. Pretty good

>>215223381
is that the one where Sam Raimi's brother skins a black man and wears his body like a suit while doing a racist black guy impression?

>>215222511
i actually saw this in theaters and forgot all about it until now.. weird to think, now, that it got a major theater release at all in the usa, but i think pan's labyrinth really increased interest in spanish language spooky movies, and guillermo del toro had his name attached somehow..

>>215223322
how do i get a white girl like this?

Posted in the last thread after the new one was made like a retard.

Done with the FF shit, finally can get into the 70s now. So far (asterisk denotes it's a rewatch):

Great
>[REC]*

Good
>The Church*
>As Above, So Below
>Stage Fright*
>The Collingswood Story
>Occult
>Noroi
>The Borderlands

Ok/decent
>Missing Child Videotape
>Halloween II*

Mediocre to bad
>Butterfly Kisses
>Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County
>Body Puzzle
>Cloverfield
>Halloween IV
>The Phoenix Tapes 97
>Psychic Visions: Jaganrei

Bad to very bad
>Exists
>Lake Mungo
>Phoenix Forgotten
>Shirome
>Criaturas hediondas
>Crowsnest
>[REC]2
>The Blair Witch Project
>Clownhouse
>Demons 5

>>215223670
Stage Fright is way better than Rec

>>215223467
Be brown

>>215223459
Yeah that one lol

>>215223670
You have shit taste

>>215222545
Yeah, they might have still been worth a little even if slightly melty. And it would be cool just to still have them, maybe they weren't all as bad as I thought.

>>215222582
>>215222702
Oh hey. He's a cop

this really is a proto-slasher

Watching a tv show before my horror kinos, there are too many black characters

>>215223951
It's the blair witch, isn't it?

This was so incredible. Thank you to whoever posted it yesterday.

Is there any reason to watch The Exorcist Part II before III?

>>215224201
no

are there any halfway decent contemporary slashers that aren't awful? i don't want any wink at the camera "hey look we're doing an 80s slasher in the year 2025" meta type shit...just a fun, straightforward slasher with a masked killer, dead teenagers, and some titties can't hurt

>>215224258
Same question
Friday the 13th 09 is probably the last one that fit that description

>>215224258
i don't remember 2022's sick doing any wink wink nudge nudge stuff

>>215224201
Yes, it's better and also comes before.

>>215224258
Terrifier series

>>215224308
Anon said halfway decent and aren't awful

>>215224329
come to think of it why did he say both of those things. seems redundant

>>215224182
That and Exists and Rec. Youre not a horror fan.

Slasher is a contrived genre that just gives people a license to be lazy

>>215224376
*btw I have full-blown AIDS, not sure if that matters

^no argument, just throwing a temper tantrum and acting like a child

I'm watching www.feardotcom.com and you can really tell some gigaboomer who thought the internet was magic wrote this

The Girl in Cabin 13

>>215224476
Nah it's a little creative. Gigaboomers thought the internet was like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiYdMadk89Q

> A love triangle develops between three people who run a high tech chicken farm. It involves Anna, who owns the farm, her husband Marco, who kills prostitutes in his spare time, and Gabriella, the very beautiful secretary. Marco continues to kill as jealousy becomes more prevalent on the farm.
> who kills prostitutes in his spare time

>>215224201
it's hecking insane and there's literally no other movie like it. boorman's editing is also really unique. it's also got some really pretty cinematography and locations, a lot of scenes take place in this weirdly futuristic therapy office
but if you tap out i probably wouldn't blame you because it's pacing is atrocious

>>215224528
sucks

why did nobody ever tell me there was a freddy krueger tv series

>>215224552

I watched a few minutes of II a long time ago on Monstervision or something but didn't really stay with it. Then I got a cheap DVD trilogy. I was set up for II to be so unbelievably god-damn bad that it exceeded expectations. It's a D-average follow-up, but it had the toughest act to follow and isn't a complete train wreck. I enjoyed the 70s sets, if nothing else, and I sort of liked the contrivance of having to climb up a cliff in Ethiopia or whatever to get back to where it all started.

>>215224586
Better than Strangers reboot

>>215224528
doesn't suck

Has this October just been bland as fuck or what? Normally we get a horror show or some good movies release around this time. Ain't a god damn thing.

>>215224347
Whatever.

>>215224728
Go back

>>215224528
The Woman in Cabin 10

>>215224154
You could say the same about the Dracula films by Hammer since Dracula only shows up to kill random people one by one the fucks off, he even used a knife to kill a woman in one of the movies

>>215224794
The Cuck On Elm Street

Damn this was kino
I avoided it for so long because I wasn't a huge fan of some of the other Poe/Price adaptations but I regret that now

>>215224599
Because it's really really bad

I liked the exorcism of emily rose

>>215224817
I didn’t think it was that good. Tell me what was good about without sounding mad.

>>215224185
I just started watching this because of your post

>opens up with a psalm
kino

>>215224755
Where?

>>215224599
Becaus it's really really good

>>215224903
I have poor taste in films so I actually don’t what is good and bad desu

>you can really tell some gigaboomer who thought the internet was magic wrote this
WILLOW, I SHOWED YOU MY PENIS PLEASE RESPOND

>>215224913
Absolute kino. I only wish the final act was longer, but otherwise a pretty perfect film

>>215224915
To Reddit

>>215222363
Wil Wheaton look bitch.

>>215224185
I liked this. I actually had to look it up the other day because I was thinking of it and forgot the name

It was one of the best war + shark movies of all time.

>>215225382
Pass

Blair Witch Project is legitimate trash.

>>215225422
It actually isnt. Both the first movie and remake is good.

>>215222620
Danielle Harris.

“Danielle Harris,” the simp said while adjusting his glasses with a smirk.

>>215225438
No they fucking aren't.

>>215222363
>this was an ass in the 80s

>>215225422
the first blair witch project not only invented a whole fucking genre on its own, its also one of the best horror movies ever made.

>>215225476
They are. The remake was great too.

Watching Death Laid an Egg. Kinda boring

>>215222733
ringu and pulse are both good.

This was pretty fun. Would have been cool to see it during the drive in release

>>215225734
>pulse
when THAT scene happened, I shit and piss and cummed myself. The whole movie just oozes atmosphere but im still conflicted if i like the ending or not.

I enjoyed this

>>215223670
>likes as above so below
>dislikes lake mungo and blair witch
you might have more than 1400 ppm of CO2 in wherever you watch movies anon, cause youre retarded.

>>215222670
That was probably me. Glad you enjoyed it, buddy.

>>215225763
You might like The Block Island Sound if you enjoyed that.

>>215225422
You just had to be there in 1999

>>215225800
>raped to death
>raped to death, knife
>raped death
>raped to death
>fall out window

Just put on the Fetus

>picrel
fucking kill me. if i watch this tonight i am not going to bet till late. sorry to the anon who told me to watch count yorga, ill watch it tomorrow.
>picunrel
With that said, i need the best american horror during the first decade of this century. i kinda want Sleepover (2004) if instead of the vibe it has it has a horror vibe. that doesnt make sense tho.
Also, are boobs allowed on /tv/ if i spoiler them? i mean, nudity in horror is pretty essential to the plot, no??

>>215225531
>the first blair witch project not only invented a whole fucking genre on its own
Last Broadcast did it first so you're lying.
>its also one of the best horror movies ever made.
except it literally is not. The whole movie is retards arguing in the woods, bitching about a map, getting by twigs, running around, and ultimately ends with a retard staring at a wall. NOTHING happens. You don't see a witch, there are no good spooks. It's boring garbage that was ONLY popular because of the gimmick of people thinking it was real 25+ years ago. You watch it now though the lens of a 2025 perspective and it's a fucking slog to get through.

I'm making my way through the saw series. This girl in part 2 really does it for me even though she's barely a character. I understand that each sequel takes place right after the previous so I'm still invested but 2 is already noticeably worse than 1

>>215225827
Thanks for the rec

I like exorcism movies until the exorcism. Paranormal detective type vibes, people gradually realizing there’s a problem until they find out it’s something malevolent taking place. The problem is exorcism scenes are hacky, been done to death, and not scary or entertaining, and if the story/background is good it always feels like a weak payoff.

The Omen, Ninth Gate, Rosemary’s Baby are non-exorcism movies with this vibe. Are there any more?

>>215225880
This?

>>215225910
getting spooked by twigs*

>>215225910
>did it first
>invented the genre
two things, not necessarily the same.
>NOTHING happens.
unironically filtered. if you cant suspend disbelief to feel tension build why the fuck do you watch horror? did you say "snakes dont get that big, this is bullshit" when you watched anaconda?

>>215225854
>>215225531
>>215225422
Yeah I don’t get people who aren’t enamored with Blair Witch. I didn’t even see it in theatres. Rented it on vhs after it came out and watched it in the dark. Our house was at the end of a cul de sac surrounded by thick woods on all 3 sides, and it scared the shit out of me. Great movie with cool lore.

>>215225863
Lol

>>215225927
Holy shit, the LaVera girls looks so fucking old in that movi

Just watched the Exorcist for the first time. Why do people like to say it's scary? I found it more sad and beautiful. The ending felt incredibly hopeful too.

>>215225919
The Amityville Horror is another classic one that fits the bill

>>215224599
Because, host segments aside, he's only in eight of the forty-four episodes.

>>215225927
>the poster
>demon being summoned inside the circle
how do so many movies aobut the occult get this simple detail wrong over and over? is itt unironically to avoid teaching people about real occult shit or something?? read your fuckign agrippa and ars goetia if youre gonna make a demon summoning movie jesus christ.

>>215225969
It's scary if you think demons are real. Otherwise it's just a movie about the concept of faith both in and outside of religious contexts.

>>215225910
>Last Broadcast did it first
ehm sweaty dont you mean cannibal holocaust? But its not about who made the first found footage movie, its about which movie set the blue print that movies even 30 years later are still copying to this day.

>>215222941
>whites find it amusing
>nigs freak out and run away cuz they can't tell the difference between movies and reality

>>215225969
feminine hands typed this post. nah im jking no worries. the black magic white science tension trope is quite wonderful and expertly done in that movie.

>>215225969
I'm a devout Catholic and it's one of my favorite movies. Very beautiful themes.

>>215225969
You’re crazy. Pic related alone is a fucking jarring and uniquely eerie movie experience.

>>215225980
It looks cooler. Have you seen the movie? Has anyone seen it? Why is this general non stop 80’s movies being talked about?

i liked Dolls. i dont normally like living-doll movies but this one was a little different and i liked it. i like the literallyme fatguy who started the night chasing whores and ended up getting a daughteru and waifu. and i liked the old couple. so far I've watched re-animator, from beyond, and dolls, and plan to keep going with stuart gordon. i tried dagon last year but didnt really give it a chance so i think I'll go there again. King of the Ants is really good if anyone hasnt seen it yet. the first stuart gordon i saw before i knew who he was.
i watched dolls on sloptube and dont have any screenshots so if someone wants to post a dolls screenshot I'd like that
>pic pseudorelated

>>215225531
>>215225910
The McPherson Tape did found footage horror in 1989. I don't know if it's the first, probably not, but it did it before both of them.

>>215226051
Dolls 1987

>>215226045
thats a real demon
name the actor who gets credit for this
doesnt exist

>>215226047
i disagree. a summoning circle and a binding triangle look cooler, no one does it right tho. i havent seen it tho, no.

>>215225969
I know it's a cliche troll sentence now, but it was actually a different time. As a horror film, it has aged badly to abysmally depending on the viewer.

>>215225980
Viy unironically gets the circle concept right in a place and time before golden dawn or crowley or any of that formalized magick shit actually existed.

>>215226069
>name the actor who gets credit for this
Eileen Dietz, the actress who also doubled Reagan

>>215226053
cannibal holocaust 1980 was the first ever found footage movie

>>215226101
*sigh* why’d you ruin the fun

>>215225960
Shes so lumpy. Like she looks like a tree trunk.

>>215226053
based mcpherson tape enjoyer, but isnt cannibal holocaust considered the first found footage?

>>215226065
dolls 1987

Speaking of found footage. Do you guys remember a movie that looked like a VHS cam corder rip that took place in this house while aliens were supposedly invading and landing their spaceships nearby? I remember it had a pretty damn cozy feel to it.

>>215226146
r u bein srs rn

The LaVera girl looks like she has some disability

>>215226103
>>215226125
I just looked it up and it's predated by 2 films from the 60s. They aren't horror though, if that matters.

>>215226053
It's strange how found footage became increasingly fake over time instead of more real. The McPherson Tape is pretty realistic for a bunch of local community theater actors.

MOVE CHILDREN VAMONOS

>>215226089
It is a good movie nonetheless

>>215224865
felt like a Law and Order episode

>>215226191
I think it's become more fake over time because of how cheap it is to do, it's become low effort slop and works well in a medium like horror which is also inundated with low effort slop. It's a shame, because when it's done right it just hits harder.

>>215226214
It's definitely well written, shot, and acted, regardless of if you find it scary.

>>215226146
Yeah I liked it

>>215226206
this might be my favorite movie of all time. extremely comfy sets and setpieces. great performances from every single actor. a genuine sense of dread and uncertainty throughout the whole film. quotable and memable lines.
>AAAHHH! I AM INSANE WITH ANGER
I've watched it several times and it never really gets old for me.

>>215226272
The water twist is so lame though. Completely ruins it for me every fucking time.

>>215225905
> sorry to the anon who told me to watch count yorga, ill watch it tomorrow.
Pray that tomorrow comes

>>215222725
Met them and got a picture at a con and they're cool

alright, I'm onto the Return of the Return of the Living Dead

>>215226295
>The water twist is so lame though
For me it actually enhances the movie greatly
Unclean spirits or demons roam about in dry places, where there is no water

So Resident Evil (born in 91 so it was extra scary and hard) movies are getting another reboot
they have some shitty actors like that fat black pussy in it

How the fuck do they make this movie not shitty so they wont need to reboot?
Why not just decide the bad actors they casted need to be given other roles and just hire the best nobody look alikes for a 5 movie deal

They could have two separate movies filming at the same time
We want to see Umbrella doing glownigger ops while the world remains normal
We want to see Umbrella doing Illuminati shit with their subsidiaries
We want to see the owner of the Spencer Mansions origin
They need to do a better job setting the stage for the lab breach under the mansion hive
The fake marriage agent thing can be done way way better

They could also just do a "one shot perspective" where we just follow the STARS team land outside the abandoned mansion like the game and get chased by dogs inside
they dont split up like the game, they get forced apart when they open a random door to 20 zombies
when split up you learn Wesker is a glownigger

just do the game with the addition of an underground city with high ceilings with a hidden hive underneath
A Hiver underneath the city thats underneath raccoon city

>>215226295
you say that but War of the Worlds literally killed people and the twist was they couldnt breathe air. i get that it's a weird twist but i dont think it's unforgivable

>>215226324
Just skip it

>>215226098
what are you talking about? agrippas thee books on occult philosophy is from 1531, a full three hundred years befor viy. Okay, so lets consider perhaps the chur, from passage rel. which comes from a folktale from a book, which might be based on a story called bursak in 1824?? either way, the magic circle has existed for a hella long time and crowley wasnt the source. he was an interpreter, and low key a grifter.

>>215226330
if you approach it from a mystical/religious viewpoint the water works very well. and that was shyamalan's intent because mel gibson'a character is in a crisis of faith and views the world through a religious lense.
but most people approach this movie from an agnostic standpoint expecting space aliens and the water throws them off. i think it works but i understand why a lot of people hate it.

>>215226330
Yeah but our atmosphere is full of moisture not to mention those corn stalks would have sweat or had dew on them when they were faggoting around trying to scare the Christian folk

>>215226365
>what are you talking about
idk i just wanted to contriboot. i wasnt saying crowley was the source of the circle i was just saying viy is the only movie I've seen that gets the circle right and that the folktale viy is based off of likely predates everything you mentioned thus far

I think my cat can see into the 4th dimension and stares at other beings and frankly I don’t know what to do about it

>>215226429
gib it pets and treats

>>215226335
Eh I kind of just want to see zombies in a cop station rather than tons of Umbrella lore. The oppressive nature of Illuminati shit is better when it's left unexposed, just on the peripheral. If you stare at it, it becomes less interesting.
But I'm more a fan of the zombie/horror part of the game rather than the action.
I think they just gave it to Cregger because he's hot shit at the moment.

>>215226429
have you tried asking your cat about it?

>>215226420
my b for being hostile, i was pissed off cause i had to log into my schools library to read a study on folklore to get timelines right. i did say agrippa earlier but definitely the golden dawn and waite and crowley are the more popular writers on such topics today, though i personally think they taint the tradition a bit. looking into viy was actuallya lot of fun, and the fact it gets it right is cool, i was unaware of both of those, so thank you for teaching me. ive been meaning to read more gogol anyhow, this is a pretty good excuse ngl. thanks anon :) sorry again for being a jerk.

>>215226429
someone should get in quick and make Good Boy but with cats.
I love cats.

>>215223670
>REC great
>REC 2 bad
But it's the same movie.

>>215226452
Go back

>>215226457
you're good buddy

I have a horror story for you guys. I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out if shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital

>>215225164
You mean the place where everyone thinks Blair Witch is a masterpiece? I'm good, thanks.

>>215225422
Thank you.

>>215226464
>good boy but with cats
you want Cat's Eye

>>215226429
>based starer into the abyss

It's well made, and I was surprised that only 3 out of 4 of the stories involved racist white guys.
The odd one out, the monster story (second one), is the most relatable. The rest are entertaining but make black people seem like such a detached group from the rest of America with such odd struggles that are hard to empathize with, especially the last story that portrays gang violence like it's a common struggle for all black men to resist it.
Of course, as much as it vilifies white people with a racial consciousness and a sense of duty to their people, it heavily promotes racial solidarity among black people, to the point where it doesn't even seem to be anti-violence, but rather making a point that the violence should be directed to outside groups and not towards "the brothas"

But anyway

>>215226546
holy shit

>>215226608
It's pasta

>>215226464
>I love cats.
Watch The Uncanny. It's on Tubi

>can derive eulers identity using real analysis
>cant figure out when to start a video mid download
im fuckin suicidal over this shit. any math anons help me out???

>>215226546
oh fuck man

>>215225061
What a masterclass of tension holy shit.
Although I didn't understand the whole Bone Tomahawk sequence the demons did during the ending, her begging for forgiveness and the light appearing was pure fucking kino. Its a shame that the look of her guardian angel looked so fucking stupid though.

>>215226618
Its my story. Im the only one that posts it faggot. Im on here on all the time. Everytime you see it posted its from me. I dont leave my house

>Solvent
>While hunting Nazi papers in Austria, researchers find a dark secret beneath a farmhouse. As expat Gunner Holbrook pursues the mystery, his grip on reality slips. He battles an evil force, racing to save himself.
>Features the lead actress from Hagazussa

>>215226505
What's your problem faggot, spell it out with a real sentence.

>>215226650
I've been thinking about your story since the last time you posted it, and that lesbo dodged a bullet. You're a mess and an asshole.

>>215226662
germans can't make good movies

>>215226546
It happens.

>>215226662
The trailer looked awesome but I wouldn't rec it to anyone but zero budget arthouse found footage fans.

what site do you guys use to stream?
cineby for me

>>215226708
>website
>stream
no thanks.

>>215226708
fmhy.net

>>215226685
not /hor/ but still my favorite alice rendition. Heres a good trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zh8X1Pfx-0

>>215222821
Can you name a few off the top of your head? I'll give one a try, why not?

>>215226698
If I didnt say "will you be my girlfrkend" to her in a moment of panic and just dlfell asleep and fucked her in the morning we wouldn't be having this conversation right now. Being a mess and an asshole can at times be attractive qualities, or at least, not deal breakers with women. Being desperate howrver (will you be my girlfriend), is always horrible.

>>215226708
1shows. ru
I did use brocoliflix before it got shutdown and sadly 456 buffers to hell and back for me

>>215226708
stream what, exactly? if i dont feel like torrenting theres a very mainstream free site that has a huge selection and can be made adless without effort. everything else idk why you would just pirate.

Now that I have a 4K monitor, I've seen the light. I need as many pixels as possible, streams are trash.
Imagine paying for Netflix and still getting horrible banding.

>>215226839
>paying for Netflix
I did that for 2 months back in 2012. I never used it then got rid of it.

>>215226839
i can only offer you a single pixel

i have a decent 4k tv and most 1080p blu rays are plenty

History of the Occult (2020)

Highly recommend this movie if you are looking for something unique.

>>215226918
>i can only offer you a single pixel
>3840x2160

>>215226929
Seconded, if you can get over them speaking simlish it's low budget occult-kino.

retarded ff kino on it's way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRVtWZDLi8k

>>215227087
buy an ad

>>215227122
who do you think I am, Zac Amico?

>>215227137
>just

>>215227300
>recycling punchlines from day+ old threads
dont you have anything better to do

>>215227319
That was an original, I'm no Carlos Mencia.

>>215222363
She's still got it!

Can someone explain why Jason would randomly decide to board a cruise ship, swim to NYC and then target 5 people in a city of millions?

>>215227357
thorn cult

>>215227357
sure, once you explain how a lake near the west coast can connect to the ocean outside nyc

Can't decide if she's cute or ugly.

>>215227357
I tried to watch Part 8 again last year and it still fucking sucks.

>>215227342
now that i think about it, it is kinda funny. the wnba does look like that

The real question is: what would your ideal version of Halloween 6 look like if you could replace Curse of Michael Myers with a good movie?

>>215227387
the northwest passage

>>215227445
is that mayli of facialabuse fame?

>>215224346
Depending on how you're using the terms you could argue an awful movie is halfway decent due to line delivery and production value.

>>215224544
I was half expecting him to be able to open the files on the desk with the mouse

>>215224258
idk if you'd consider In a Violent Nature too meta, but I enjoyed it.

Weapons was shit.

>>215227700
lol no.

>>215227685
I like Curse (theatrical) so wouldn't change a ton. The violence I find more disturbing than a lot of other flms.

>>215224817
I just watched Masque of the Red Death. It's was alright but didn't like the anti-Christian sentiment

Just finished. Dead movie starlet haunts her great niece in an attempt to solve her own murder. Plays like a Disney Channel movie, stars the uber sexy Landers sisters (Dr. Alien), with bit parts for the Barbarian Brothers, Jeff Conaway, Dick Miller, George Buck Flower, Joey Travolta, and Tony Franciosa. Feels like a joke movie from a Simpsons bit.

>>215225770
The fake out at the guys place?

>>215225919
Grave Encounters

>Let's just make the same film again, but not as good and no nudity
Not sure how they thought this would go.
Given that the first film is a punk classic, they should have made a metalhead zombie film. It was 1988, how could that lose.

>>215225980
Well technically it's supposed to be the judaism star it's summoned in

This was fun, just wish it were a bit more graphic and edgier.

>>215225927
> Having baby is.....le bad!

>>215227857
nta but while that was creepy, I could barely look at the screen when this guy showed up. I just can't hack the tension.

Watched The Stepfather. It was kino

>>215226736
Yes /hor/

>>215227445
she's a chugly slunt.

>>215227445
she's exactly the kind of girl i would fall in love with and fail to lay

>>215227895
thats exactly how I feel with this scene. The way she unnaturally moves and stumbles. The camera framing her right in the center, not moving an inch, made me feel a primal terror I have never felt. I think the scene is only a minute or two long but it felt like an eternity

>>215226047
Ok. I watched:

> Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Amazing. Was shocked how much the Looney Tunes ripped off wholesale.
> Black Sabbath
Gorgeous. The ring segment was my favorite
> Don't Look Now
Boring, but Venice was cool
> The Omen
Boring, but I appreciated it for its time
> The Innocents
Pacing is a bit much but it was worth it. Got crazy by the the end
> The Devil Rides Out
KINO
> One Hour Photo
KINO
> Identity
Started good, ended up being so stupid it needs to be seen to be believed. Unironically convinced me psychiatry is made up nonsense.
> Whatever Happened to Baby Jane
Terrifying. Would be an instant classic if it came out today.

>>215227979
one of the GOAT representations of satan in a film

>>215226391
> If you approach it from a mystical/religious viewpoint
His dying wife literally stays alive through a mortal wound so she can prophesize to him.

>>215226546
In the future just west her out then tell her she has to get you hard with her mouth.

>The First Omen (2024)
Why do semon demons with no eyebrows turn me on so? analysis anon here, this movie might have actually filtered me bros. the main thing im picking up here is the pro-choice stance (lazy, i know) but i meant i think the pro-choice stance comes with it a claim that female sexuality is... real? i mean this is clearly a female gaze movie. all the serializations are about feeling and sensation and very little is about vision. in that way i think that the abortion access claim is related as well to the concept of rape, consent to give birth, and so on. i am reminded of the film portrait of a lady on fire, which has a similar claim, its not a womans choice to abort, but rather it should be her choice whether to complete. portrait of a lady on fire is about deciding to complete a pregnancy, and this movie seems to be about being forced to complete a pregnancy. She blacks out during the 'immaculate' conception. alcohol eroding the ability to consent and so on. And paolo, the guy who (presumably) impregnates her gets away with it. And the babies are twins! and who is the one who gets privilege? the boy. the antichrist. This isnt a possession movie int he sense that it doesnt have much to do with a religious man whos struggling and needing to accept that magic is real, but rather the struggling religious man is the only man who cares about the autonomy of the woman, and yet he struggles to keep is hands off of her, he commands her, he demands of her. His actions betray that he might himself be in a performative role, and thats seen in the resolution, where the main character must result to threat of death for him to leave her be. He has a symbolic love for her and she seeks independence. the mother daughter relationship augmented by the teenage girl, it seems to be sapphic in nature, and this film is very sapphic. Perhaps theres something here about the lesbian being forced to be bi, the bi forced to be straight, and the straight forced to be pregnant.

>>215226699
The Blue Light disagrees.

>>215228189
not that scary but theres some creepy stuff in there, some cool effects, beautifully shot and well acted. i liked it! but the feminist shit might trigger some anons here, so you do you.

>>215224599
Because you're a faggot and were told to fuck off.

>>215228189
She has eyebrows. You can clearly see them in the pic. You fucking idiot.

>>215228189
>paolo, the guy who (presumably) impregnates her
he drugs her but she gets, as cannibal corpse one put it, raped by the beast.

Interesting film, I quite liked the characters. I just wish it had developed more the background of the god that eats them at the end

>>215228225
yeah but theyre bleached!

>>215228234
impregnates her... metaphorically. i think i could have made the distinction more clear but i never draft my ananlyses i just write them. yeah its satanas who impregnates her:
>She blacks out during the 'immaculate' conception. alcohol eroding the ability to consent and so on
the text is that it was the devil, the subtext is that it was a rapist, who is a devil in a cultural sense.

What's your top choice for best tits in a horror film. Go. Answer now. Or else. Now.

>>215228262
no

>>215228262
That chick from Night of the Demons II

>>215228266
Your dad is now gay.

>>215228273
no

>>215228262
the girl in Lifeforce and it's not even close, perfect set of titties

>>215228280
hell no

>>215228262
Debi Sue Voorhees from Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning.

>>215228286
no

>>215228284
Then how about the blonde girl from Friday the 13th (2009)?

>>215228316
fake

>>215228262
Just rolling off the top of my head, my favourite tits might be the chick in Murder Rock but they just look really good lying down.
https://nudecelebvideo.net/uploads/posts/2025-03/1743009334_001.jpg
Most attractive full body face combo, perhaps that chick in Xtro
https://i.imgur.com/zXYUwTf.png

>>215228325
yes

>>215228329
>fake
Incorrect. They are au naturale.

>>215228352
okay

>>215228273
Good choice

>>215228329
Fake ones have an outline like a basketball is in there they're easy to spot

>>215228262
Monique Gabrielle

>>215228476
actually this is hard to argue with

Hello lads, /co/ here, hope you're all well.

In about ten minutes, we're streaming 1964's Crypt of the Vampire/Terror in the Crypt, an Italian adaption of Carmilla starring Christopher Lee. Come by and hang out if it sounds like something you'd be interested in.

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>>215222487
Thirst, the Australian one.

Watching this tonight. Gotta get some more classics under my belt.

>>215228795
kinooooo. the death of the little girl still has a lot of impact.

>>215222363
>>215227344
Cute

>>215228273
The one's belonging to that 16 year old actress? Yeah those were nice

>>215228332
They even put her tits on the cover of the 4K lol
https://images.static-bluray.com/movies/covers/382995_front.jpg?t=1740702608

>>215229048
holy based

>>215229048
Without the sticker
https://88-films.myshopify.com/cdn/shop/files/88FB718_Murder_Rock_Bluray.jpg?v=1749556668

>>215228262
Brigitte Lahaie in Grapes of Death. the reveal is legitimately awe inspiring

>>215227685
>>215227763
I'd like to see what could've been had the bird-brained director not rewritten the story. And yeah, 6 has some of the best kills.

>>215227784
Nice

>>215224154
Movie?

>>215229473
The Spiral Staircase (1946)
took me 3 seconds to google it. you are an absolute fucking idiot.

I'm looking for some underrated stuff from the 40s and 50s

>>215225827
As a fellow fan of Into the Vast of Night, I also thank you for the recommendation.

>>215229503
NTA but you can rename jpeg files on most modern computers
>The Spiral Staircase (1946).jpg

anyone knows where this is from?

>>215229595
you can but most ppl do not

>>215229614
Inferno Of Torture (1969)
took me 2 seconds. are you zoomers even trying or are you this braindead

Just grabbed my green chocolate (choc mint) out of the freezer and now I'm starting Frankenstein. Comfy comfy comfy comfy comfy.

>>215229503
How did you Google it?

>>215229668
I think they could find it if they wanted, but yeah, I just think they're lazy. If you can find it, and you're a retard, I'm sure they can.

>>215229668
thanks mr. hacker

>>215229668
I have younger siblings and the youth don’t even bother Googling stuff anymore
they just drag and drop pictures into chatgpt... which often gives them the wrong answer

BREAD

>>215226324
>>215227816
You and someone else keep pushing for this movie. I'll fall for the meme and watch it for my next movie. I expect to be completely disappointed and like the first film a bit less after.

>>215229668
You tell 'em buddy!
You flaunt those l33t gamer skills!

>>215229837
the audacity of those anons misspelling my name

i'm mr. hack3r with the 3!!111

If I had a dollar for every time
>mystery number dot extension
>sauce please

I... I'm too lazy to make a new thread...

>>215229668
How did you get this though? Googling what's happening in that clip just get me Rashomon and Kill Bill.

>>215227122
>>215227137

Streaming spooky movies all month long at

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Come hang out and shit post

I'll bake right now.

>>215230180
google images

>>215230245
>>215230245
>>215230245

>>215230180
google lense..