Thread 215222951

>>215222951 (OP)
The tree hit itself

who did he kill this time

>>215222984
he killed millions

Does anybody have the full photo of him? Could make a good reaction image.

say free palestine alec, say it one time, just one time

>>215222984
Thankfully no one as they were able to apparently evade and escape his murderous blood thirst

>>215222984
the Lorax

is this the thread?

>>215222951 (OP)
Why do these famous people have such terrible taste in cars?

>>215222951 (OP)
lol, he's so resentful of the paparazzi. I'm sure I would be too. He's not like 80s Sean Penn, but he's been known to put his hands on the more aggressive ones.

I don't care. Alec will always get a pass from me.

"I'm gonna go smoke you wanna smoke you don't smoke what-are-ya one-a-those fitness freaks-gofuckyourself"

>>215222951 (OP)
I'm speculating, but he might have been drunk.

>>215223038
Paul Walker bought an actually cool car and then it fucking killed him.

>>215222951 (OP)
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>215223031
Fuck off, lush.

>>215223049
Doubt it. It's daylight. There have been no reports of him being drunk.

>>215222951 (OP)
>Baldwin was heard repeatedly asking why the car had been filled with gas.

>>215223046
Between his character in The Departed and Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock, I am very convinced that Baldwin is basically a crypto-right-winger in deep denial. He plays right-wingers so naturally and perfectly that I think in his heart of hearts, he IS a right-winger, he's just convinced himself otherwise over decades of living in liberal states and cities.

>>215222951 (OP)
HALYNA BACK FOR REVENGE! SHES USING UNDEAD ZOMBIE POWERS TO TRY TO FINAL DESTINATION HIM

>>215223094
Anon he's just a legit psychopath.

>>215223079
>Doubt it. It's daylight.
ha, being drunk during daylight hours, imagine.

>>215223094
Sounds like you're one of them and you wish he was with you.
You guys can have Stephen. Alec is too smart to fall for that bullshit. Also, I don't think anything about his character in the Departed was rightwing, let alone "crypto", whatever that's supposed to mean.
Alec has always been a good lefty like his dad was.

>>215223031
I'm drunk right now.

>>215223094
he gives me mel gibson vibes. just one drunk drive away from ranting about the jews

why don't he stop murdering

>>215223127
Eat shit, chimo weeb cunt.

Yes, it's all a big coverup! Because he's rich and famous they're burying the truth about his drunk driving. Because those celebs always get away with that. There's no chance TMZ would make sure everyone knows he was drunk. You can feel it; you know it to be true.

>>215223151
Does Stephen have a Bio-Dome button there? lol

baldwin was seen slipping a crisp grand slam breakfast into a detectives pocket

>>215223151
He probably has the most expensive phone there is.

>>215223151
>My wife said that I needed to show more of my feminine side. So I crashed the car.

>>215223190
Why would detectives have been sent?

>>215223161
He bribed the cops and Harvey Levin with a complimentary Breakfast at Denny's

>>215223161
Calm down alec, i'm not out to get you, i'm just here for the druk thread.

>>215223179
Based, thanks. I have fewer /tv/ reaction images than /a/ and /co/ reaction images because it's harder to get memeable faces out of real people than out of cartoon characters. But I do have a few, and this will be another one.

>>215223094
He’s an unrepentant murderer. He’s scum.

>>215223212
What? You're drunk?
Maybe find the actual drunk thread then. Something maybe with Denzel in a car or Mads dancing around. Every night you go there and ask "is this the one?" and then get mad when sober people post about getting away from your sad lifestyle.

There's an intherooms.com meeting right now you could be attending.

>>215223215
At least you realize you have a problem. What do you need? I'm happy to help fill your folder if it means you post fewer big-wet-eyed toddler girls with purple hair and kitty ears.

>>215223244
Calm down Alec it's just banter

>>215223244
Did a druk bro fuck your gf or something? You wanna talk about it?

>>215223282
Alec? WTF does that mean?

>>215223288
*drunk

>>215222951 (OP)
Get up in years and have no love or relationship with the Father and a sort of panic seems to set in.

Hope you guys get the help you desperately need. We're always there for you.

>>215223273
>gosh darnit, stop posting those damn anime girls! i'm a manly man, i can't be looking at this shit!

>>215223323
I have a great relationship with my father. We laugh at faggots who go to church.

>>215223323
but enough about your daughter.

>>215223355
I'm simply not attracted to nor identify with the adventures of little girls.
I'm not sure what's wrong with you. I guess you just never grew up or you like to fuck kids.

Dude look like he's married to a money hungry woman half his age with a bunch of small kids running around his house

Since her career is dead will she go full onlyfans now? Or will daddy bail her out

You take the boy outta Long Island, but ya can take Long Island outta the boy

>>215223323
lol, incel thinks his "relationship" with "the lord" will sustain him through old age with no wife and kids.

>>215223471
Shut the fuck up, coach

CANT STOP BALDWINNING!!!!!!@@@@@@@@

>>215223244
>tells anon to go find the drunk thread
>admits he also goes to drunk threads to be more annoying than Steve-O

>>215223488
Hi-Yo

>>215223389
You're trying so hard to emulate the boomer dad mindset. Maybe you ought to be posting on an ESPN forum or something.

>>215222951 (OP)
I mean, you get away with murder, you think you can do anything you want. At least he's just drunk-driving a car and not the entire nation. He'd never have shot that poor woman if he'd just been executed with the rest of the Epstein clients.

>>215223476
the lord is certainly doing you less detriment than marrying a penis vampire if nothing else.

>>215223523
You have your containment boards, molesto. You go be there with your people.

>>215223568
oh you're a tourist.

>>215223583
Do you want to fuck Bart too or just Maggie and Lisa?

Alec Baldwin has become a full-on lolcow

>>215223620
not really

>>215222951 (OP)
Did he shoot the tree and call it Trump?

>>215223613
>he bought

>>215223093
>The AD told me it was a stunt tree. How could this happen

>>215223633
Really

I never got the appeal of Alec Baldwin.

Guys, it's alright. He took the groundskeeper to Denny's afterwards

>>215222951 (OP)
reactionary propaganda bros... are WE back on top???? has the white genocide been halted??????

He must've had a whole keg not to see that tree

>>215223668
>Who put a hot tree here?!

>>215223094
the rich frat boy douchebag has simply evolved over the years. they cant exist in the open, people wont tolerate them anymore. instead, they cloak themselves in leftist rhetoric so that people will come to their defense every time they're criticized, even when its not about something political because they're such a useful soldier to the cause that they can't be dispensed with yet

>>215223903
>the rich frat boy douchebag has simply evolved over the years. they cant exist in the open, people wont tolerate them anymore.
I guess that explains the current administration. Nobody supports those guys.

>>215223998
and look at how much flak they get online and in public, they get booed at just for showing up somewhere. if you want the hassle free experience, you gotta pretend like you're a humanitarian

>>215222951 (OP)
Fuck the tree, Alec Baldwin sent her to lumberjack school

The Trump impersonator offering Alec a total pardon for "murdering that woman" was 10/10

>>215222951 (OP)
>>lower than a whore
actors in a nutshell

>>215223151
>dump it

>>215222951 (OP)
Him and the other guy, the way they're so intense and facing different directions, it looks like they're posing for the cover of a straight to streaming action thriller.

>>215223094
Definitely more angry Irishman vibes than woke soi boi. I absolutely believe he called that paparazzi "cock sucking faggot" instead of "cock sucking fathead"

>>215223706
His current dramatic focus, brawling with paparazzi in the streets every week, is definitely his most inspired yet

>>215223094
why are commies always so retarded?

>>215222951 (OP)
HOW ABOUT I CRASH INTO ALL OF YOU

>>215222951 (OP)
did he get tested for alcohol? Just the look of him all washed up.

That faggot tree had it coming.

>>215224710
You can see the booze dribbled down the front of his shirt even

COCK SUCKING (TREE) FAGGOT

Definitely drunk.

You'd drunk drive too if this is what you had to go home to

>>215223696
You don't know what 'lolcow' means then. Alec is a movie star.

>>215225085
He used to be. Now he entertains the public in a much different way

>>215222951 (OP)
Fuck you, Alec Baldwin.

this guy's life has been such a nightmarish crash out for like 12 years now, it's ridiculous

I can't stop farting

>>215223151
Damn, top right would be pretty good.

>>215225305
He can't step outside without having people shout and try to goad him and when he's at home he has to put up with an absolute bitch wife who publicly humiliates him and six screaming kids. Better to be dead honestly

>>215225343
Based

Do you think he was driving around looking for Mike?

>>215222951 (OP)
Did someone fuck up his coffee order that morning?

>>215222951 (OP)
I thought this was made up considering it's the same exact look on his face after he shot that tranny.

This guy is way more entertaining in real life than in any movie or show he's been in. Same with Sean Penn and Jared Leto

>>215225394
You think he ever heard Chris Watts mentioned and thought to himself "if only you people knew".

>>215222951 (OP)
> Alec Baldwin gets into car accident
Which innocent person did he shoot this time?

>>215225731
Someone cut him off, he went to accidentally unload a sawed off double barrel into the driver window but wasn't watching the road and swerved into a tree.

>>215222951 (OP)
who handed him a hot ride?

>>215225711
>Be director
>Cast Alec Baldwin in your upcoming film
>Three weeks into principal photography
>Alec has already slapped around four paparazzi
>Alec has beaten up an extra
>Alec has shot two members of the crew, killing one
>Wrap filming
>Red carpet premiere
>Reporter asks Hilaria a question
Oh yeah my husband is a big fat retard, for sure
>Alec goes home for the night
>Son wants to talk
Dad, I'm trans
>Alec kills his gay son
>The left boycotts your movie
>The right boycotts over Trump impersonation
>Your movie bombs horribly
>Investors who are also in the Mafia decide not to sue
>They settle out of court instead
>You die
>/tv/ laughs and calls you a faggot

>>215225638
Twenty years ago he called his twelve year old daughter a rude brainless little pig and his life has basically been in freefall ever since

>>215225955
The Range Rover is blue hot! Car salesman you rat!

>>215225085
>Alec is a movie star
Some doors are certainly closed to him. I imagine it'd be tough to get insurance for an action film starring Alec Baldwin now that he's got a body count

>>215222951 (OP)
Wow... It's ALMOST like Baldwin is impulsive, reckless and has a very low sense of personal responsibility, with little to no care about how carelessness on his part can endanger other people or something.

lol why was Stephen Baldwin there? If Alec wasn't such a liberal douche I'd like him. That phone tape where he calls his young daughter a fat pig is awesome

>>215222951 (OP)
Dude belongs in prison with Trump, they can share a cell together

>>215226693
Lol Trump is the single most investigated man on planet Earth, and they still can't put him away.
What did he do that supposedly deserves imprisonment? I don't remember him shooting a woman in the face and killing her. What, did he """misgender""" you on Twitter or something?

>>215226727
>What did he do that supposedly deserves imprisonment?
He hurt my feelings.

>>215223816
KEK

>>215223150
He called a paparazzi guy a faggot but later claimed he called them a "fat head".
Like most Hollywood leftists he doesn't believe in anything and only says what he says because it's the kosher thing to do.

It's abundantly clear actors don't deserve civil rights or privileges.

>>215223179
someone shoop a piss stain on his pants

>>215223142
same
>and its 10 am
based.

>>215222984
Mike was out for a walk

>>215223507
this
>is that a druk thread?
everyone chilln talking about what they're drinking and watching how they're days been people talking about their problems others listening to them understandingly
>HEY GUYS GET SOBER GUYS YOU GUYS ARE JUST SAD AND PATHETIC STOP BEING PUSSIES STOP DRINKING IT WORKED FOR ME I'VE BEEN SOBER 100 DAYS NOW NEVER BEEN BETTER ALTHOUGH I WISH I COULD HAVE A BEER EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY

fuck sake makes the threads suck

>>215225495
based

>>215223523
this website has boards for different types of topics. Just because /lgbt/ exists doesn’t make /s/ a gay website you fucking retarded piece of shit.

>>215222951 (OP)
Alec Baldwin has somehow turned into a lolcow.

>>215227393
Obviously Alec feels no remorse for the murder her committed but I think this moment was so painful for him because he realized that his days of shitposting under his own name were over. Any libtard assertion that he makes for the rest of his life will be successfully countered by some variation of Mike's post and he knew it

>>215222951 (OP)
Was he annoyed that no one died?

>>215227601
Chris Chan > Patrick S. Tomlinson > Lil Richie > Alec Baldwin > Nova Online > Wings > DSP

>>215222951 (OP)
>It's business drunk Lemon, it's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.

>>215223151
He has a taste for blood now

>>215223094
He's a CIA propagandist

>>215222984
His cock and balls

>>215223215
>i fucked Anna de Armas in the ass again last night, how can life be so cruel i can’t go on living like this
Poor guy he is literally one of us

I blame the bongs for this.
They didn't wipe out the potato niggers when they had the opportunity.

>>215226727
What did Ghislaine Maxwell supposedly do to deserve imprisonment? Trump's right. Her Mossad blackmail trafficking operation is a hoax and Epstein suicided. Charlie Kirk was also shot by a Discord tranny loving lone wolf using a WWI rifle loaned by his grandfather just as the guy explained in shockingly precise detail to his tranny bf. Trump's FBI is great. I'm also excited for Trump to give Zelensky Tomahawk missiles now that Trump has created Middle East world peace for the only time in 3,000 years. And I can't wait to see his majestic ballroom from my laptop. WTF I love golf Zionists now.

>>215222951 (OP)
he's not to blame for the crash because a guy at the gas station fuelled his car.

Who was stood infront of the tree? Word is hes fully booked the Dennys for breakfast so im thinking a family maybe.

>>215223244
Hang on, is this the thread?

Once you've gotten away with killing someone once, the need to kill again only grows.

>>215222951 (OP)
>Baldwin, 67, lost control of his Range Rover on a rain-slicked road as he was firing a pistol wildly at passersby from the moving vehicle. The tree was shot repeatedly after the accident and pronounced dead at the scene.

>>215222951 (OP)
Damn, we were so close to some cosmic justice.
This guy fucking sucks, I hope he accidentally kills himself for real next time. Imagine committing manslaughter and never seeing trial. What a cunt

>>215229555
There never should have been a loaded gun on set, he was completely innocent

>>215226727
Idk, let's release the Epstein files and find out

>>215229635
There was a loaded gun on set because he as a producer helped hire an incompetent nepo-slut

>>215222951 (OP)
WHO GAVE ME A HOT CAR?

>>215222951 (OP)
He already got away with murder, what's a little DUI going to do?

Team America was right about him, this man must be stopped

>>215222951 (OP)
100% he was drink driving.
Who the fuck crashes their car into a tree?

How is this guy still getting roles? He keeps killing everyone everytime he's filming

>>215229468
Once a Baldwin gets a taste for blood, it craves it, it needs it, it will do anything it can to get it.

>>215229684
That damn Biden. He could've saved us all if he only released those files when he had the chance.

>>215222951 (OP)
Blame the gas station attendant who filled his car with gas

>>215227393
>I'm above the law, therfore I'm innocent.
I didn't realise he was Jewish.

>>215222951 (OP)
>>215222984
What's up with Democrats letting violent criminals go free to kill more people?

>>215223094
I don't think you understand what an actor does.

>>215222984
Millions of fragile egos with a single impersonation

>>215230956
go to bed Alec. And lay off the booze.

>>215223151
ALEC
ALEC BALDWIN
HE'S THE GREATEST MAN IN HISTORY
FROM THE
TOWN OF QUAHOG
HE'S ABOUT TO HIT THAT CHESTNUT TREE

>>215231021
Stop trying to censor comedy

>>215231065
Damnit, if a few cinematographers and trees have to get killed for the laughs, dems the breaks

Reminder that Kimmel won

>>215223094
Typical leftist.
>NOOOOOOO WE DON'T HAVE BAD PEOPLE IN OUR RANKS... THEY'RE SECRETLY RIGHT WING!!!
Why don't you go and shock a dog

>>215223816
That car dealer is about to do some prison time.

>>215222951 (OP)
He had a bit of a brain fart and thought the tree was a cinematographer

>>215223440
>I don't know but we should look into who hired me this car, they share all of the blame here."
heh

>>215231235
>Alec starts getting guilt hallucinations of Alyna
Make this a show now, HBO

Alec has had a taste for blood
Nothing can stop him now

>>215231270
>AAllllleeeeeeccccc, wwatch where you point that thiiiiiiiiiing

>>215223696
he was manterrupting

>>215223179
I can smell the booze from this pic

>>215222951 (OP)
that time the state of israel intervened to help him get away with murder

He killed a trans woman

Thanks for the ride, Alec.

>>215232253
Rip nigga

>>215228060
SNOWPLOW-SAMA!

>>215222951 (OP)
You would think every person he kills quenches his thirst for blood but it only makes him crave it more. His greed for bloodshed sickens me. Who will be next?

>>215223161
jeez
take a chill pill, alec
or maybe better not, that shit doesn't mix well with drinks, i've heard

Why did the car crash all by itself? Poor Alec getting blamed for the car driving

>>215223151
Alec on his phone after deadly experiences is more dramatic than any roles he's played.

>>215223079
Drinking during the day? Absolutely unimaginable. No one does that. You'd have to be a real sicko to even consider doing that haha guys am I right.

>>215222951 (OP)
LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN

>>215222951 (OP)
Rumor has it he will be inviting the tree’s immediate relatives to breakfast for a heartfelt apology (the trees will be required to wear covid masks and pay for their own meals)

>>215222951 (OP)
Hello,
I'm Mr Niwdlad and I'm returning to this site after something of a sojourn. Anyway, I think we should put an end to this witch-hunt and admit that Alec had everyone's best interests at heart and did nothing wrong.

>>215233993
You’re a sicko! Who in their right mind is drinking at 10:00am on a work Teams meeting?

>>215234598
I like the way Niwdlab thinks!

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1978142441091039356

Alec Baldwin blames a massive garbage truck for why he crashed his wife's car into a "big fat tree" in the Hamptons.

Newsmax has obtained footage of the crash showing Baldwin running into the tree (end of video below).

"It was the biggest garbage truck I've ever seen. Anyway, I won't go into the details now and bore you, but to avoid hitting him, I hit a tree. I hit a big fat tree and crushed my car, my wife's car. I crushed my wife's car."

>>215225967
lost

>>215222951 (OP)
this guy needs to be arrested before he kills again.

>>215231758
>I aint afraid of no ghost
>shoots halyna's phantom
>the bullet goes through her and kills and innocent child passerby
>Alec in court once again
>somehow gets the ghost of Halyna convicted for manslaughter

>>215225495
I live in nyc and miss the almost weekly Alec fights with pedestrians

I'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75SjdLXXZ9U

>>215234997
who loaded that ghost?

>>215234598
sí mi husb- i mean señor baldwin he no never do nothing bad.

>>215234791
kek

>>215234791
>BEEP
oh that figures.

The victim actually survived at first but then Alex Baldwin shot him to death

>>215222951 (OP)
I was there and I heard him ask his mechanic before he got in if the car was crash proof and she assured him she had double checked and there was no chance of the car crashing.

How does he keep getting away with it?

>>215230956
its less the trump impression and moreso the idea of negligent manslaughter im peeved at

>>215222984
Ann Arbor

>>215230836
Hes rich and famous, he was never getting anything more than a slap on the wrist

>>215222951 (OP)
Imagine being Alec Baldwin; getting away with murder and death by car accident and a multimillionaire. This guy is so lucky.

>>215223031
I hated this movie, just blantant misery porn written by a fag

>>215223094
His character in Glengarry Glenn Ross is great too

>>215222951 (OP)
>Who handed me the spicy keychain?!!!

>>215235325
Say what you want about his Trump impression, but hs Dick Cheney impression was a bullseye. His most recent Ted Kennedy impression is too dry though.

At some point he's going to end up killing a paparazzi and everyone will cheer it on lol

>>215231177
Or shoot a puppy, amirite? Oh, wait, it's ALMOST like they're identical groups of fascist pederasts who cooperate to fuck over America in service of their mutual profit, and only pretend to disagree to trick subhumans into picking a side and validating their whole fake democracy. Way to prove yourself a true believer, the half-dozen dicks in your ass and the other half in your mouth sure makes you look macho, don't it? An hero, all Nazis are Nazis.

>>215229420
Well since they won’t let us have a thread anymore, EVERY thread is the thread!!
WHAT A LIFE

>>215222951 (OP)
>wif british accent
kilt hes brudda, Stevie

So why is this faggot famous anyways? Never seen him in a movie

>>215223442
lol 42424
all things are 42
they should of gave her the mugshot number of 42424 as well

>>215222951 (OP)
The ghost of the woman he killed cause him to crash? spooky!

>>215230596
BDS
Trump can release the files right now if they didnt prove he fucks children

>>215222951 (OP)
>>215222979
>>215222984
>>215223179

>>215237478
he didn't say that

>>215237215
why didn't Biden release them years ago if it proves that?

>>215237215
>BDS
you dips can't come up with an original thought at all, can you?

HE'S A MANIAC

>>215223094
It’s called acting
You can’t trust actors as they are professional liars and pretenders

>>215222984
No one, his mechanic didn't tell him that there was gas in the car

>>215230956
Also his cinematographer

>>215222951 (OP)
I cried laughing when that Trump impersonator ambushed him just outside his house

>Kill 2 people
>get away with it because the courts fucked up when collecting evidence
Is justice just not possible

>>215235466
>checked and keked

>>215231055
Are you mentally unwell?

>>215223031
kek

>>215222951 (OP)
>"Delete this."

>>215223179
>>215222951 (OP)
>goes on a murderous bloody rampage
>comps the surviving families with a free breakfast at Denny's

There's just something so kino about this and it upsets me that it hasn't been made into a film yet

>>215239962
The judges. The jury. The familes. All bribed by a grand slam breakfast

>>215222951 (OP)
This dude is a fucking mess

>>215223131
You sound like a faggot though

>>215222951 (OP)
Alec didn't cause a car crash. The car did. It's not like he is legally required to know that that pedal might trigger an acceleration. If you ask me, the real perpetrator here is Landrover for not properly labelling the pedals. You can't expect a busy actor to make a brake check just before starting the car

>>215223038
>Why do these famous people have such terrible taste in cars?
It's the only car with a vaguely Spanish name that Hilary "Peggy Hill" Baldwin can pronounce
VelarrRRRRRRRRRrrr

Will this delay the next Matt Rose video?

>>215223038
it was his wife's car or some shit. It wasn't his.

>>215242501
Is there a better feeling in drunk driving in your wife's car?

>>215227071
Who really believed he said "fat head?"

>>215227071
>>215243326
maybe we're being too harsh on him, perhaps he DID say fat head, we don't know what the paparazzi's head was like it could be HUGE

>>215223179
Lil bros aura-farming

They released video of the accident seen from the perspective of the truck baldwin was trying to pass on the right. He was apparently behind a slow moving garbage truck on a single lane road. Rather than wait for the truck to pull over to the next house to collect the trash Baldwin tried to pass the truck on the right shoulder just as the truck started to pull over to the next house. He thought it was a dummy truck.

>>215243499
>Baldwins fault.
I'M SHOCKED

>>215243499
He was absolutely shitfaced

>>215243499
100% the truck driver was Indian

>>215243499
With the sign in splinters, now Nedry will never reach the East Dock in time!

>>215243499
CANT STOP BALDWINNING

>>215243499

He said the truck cut him off , but it was a one lane road.

>>215243841
You're Indian 100%
passing on the right is not allowed, I hope you dont have a driver license and if you do please dont drive

>>215245074
Don't get me wrong Baldwin is retarded too.
But I just have a very strong intuition that the truck driver was Indian. It has a certain Indian je ne sais quoi about it. It's like I can smell the curry and shit emanating from the dash cam video.

Is he going to blame drumpf ?

>>215228168
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>215227846
yep

>>215223151
Road looks slippery.

>>215243499
>Be Alec Baldwin
>Behind streetshitter truck driver who's driving extremely slow
>Decide to cut and go around him using bike lane
>Truck driver randomly decided to also merge into bike lane
>Baldwin panic and drives off road and into a tree

Honestly I think /ourkiller/ is in the right here

>>215243708
No, this shows WHY he hit the tree and that it was because of another vehicle, not drunkenness.

>>215243499
And the grass is all wet so his brakes didn't stop him hitting the tree.
Makes so much more sense now. Honest accident. His fault though.

>>215245171
Yeah, you're a racist and you don't like Indians specifically for some reason. Why? Did they actually come to your town and ruin things, or did you just get brainwashed by the internet?

>>215222951 (OP)
This is fake/staged like when he allegedly shot that Jewish Ukrainian girl on set.

It isn't true being drunk makes you a bad driver. It just makes you bad at turning because your balance is all messed up. But you're fine going in a straight line.