Thread 215227049

When? Now it's the right time because Pokemon has gone woke

>>215227049 (OP)
I've had pokemon fatigue for the last 13 years

>>215227049 (OP)
Why is Pokemon so woke now?

>>215227049 (OP)
Explain to me how the boy communicated with Pikachu yet couldn’t recognize his own Dad’s voice when it talked.

>>215227061
>Why is Pokemon so woke now?
It's not.
You just grew up to become a terrible piece of shit incel in life.

>>215227049 (OP)
>zero hunger
>sustainable
bruh

>>215227049 (OP)
All of this can be solved if you pit Dialga and Palkia against each other, destroying the world and, thereby, fulfilling all the "goals".

>>215227049 (OP)
Isnt pokemon for kids? Wtf

>>215227074
>using tranny words like incel
embarrasing

>>215227049 (OP)
WTF IS THIS SLOP???

>>215227874
Lol

>>215227049 (OP)
>No poverty and clean water
>Woke

>>215227261
It's doable

>>215227049 (OP)
remember when Pokemon was Japanese?

>>215227049 (OP)
If they want to end poverty then they need to stop defining it as a lower percentile i.e. a statistical certainty

>>215227874
Let pikachu be fat again.

>>215228089
Not any time soon without birth rate limiting. Look what happened to India.

>>215227049 (OP)
What does that even mean?
How do you base challenges on all of those different sustainable development goals?

>>215228130
>Look what happened to India.
You have to be more specific

>>215227074
You were saying?

>>215228078
Yes, thats bad

>>215227049 (OP)
CENTRO IS A NIGGER

>>215228163
Death cult

>>215228176
Qrd? Who is Centro?

>>215228078
It's not woke on the face of it but if you speak to SDG advocates and askem them two very simple questions,
>to what end?
>and at what cost?
You will get some very woke answers from most of them

>>215228199
>You will get some very woke answers from most of them
Like what, to better the life of all mankind is woke?

>>215227049 (OP)
>Pokemon: Detective Pikachu
no one wants to hire this toxic faggot.

>>215228190
An account on twitter who put all pokemon leaks from various sources together. They are fags but who cares, I don't want to waste time digging through half the internet when I can just take one look at their page.

>>215227049 (OP)
>>215227261
I hope the Zero hunger is the Ghost type challenge
There's no hunger if everyone is dead

>>215227049 (OP)
number 8 is incompatible with everything else on the board

>>215228346
Why?

>>215228227
Like forced redistribution of wealth, equality quotas, net zero, just general centralisation of control and banning of anything not aligned with the goal

>>215227049 (OP)
Pokemon Fart

Its OVER

>>215228389
Did Joe Rogan tell you that?

>>215228389
>Like forced redistribution of wealth
And that's bad because?

>>215228404
I've seen it for myself

>>215228410
Because it never works?

>>215228403
tbqh I thought it was utter shit until I saw it animated, it's peak design. This and mega victreebel are the only good ones in a sea of shitty new megas.

>>215228438
Where?
>>215228468
>Implying that Chesnaught, Delphox, Malamar and Hawlucha didn't get peak mega designs
Besides mega Pokemon has always been hit or miss in their design.

I like pokemon but you’re really stretching to make it fit on /tv/

>>215228155
>india 50 years ago: population 600 million, starving population
>give them gmo crops
>india now: population 1.5 billion, starving population

>>215228510
You're right about Delphox (it should have been its normal form from the start) and Hawlucha (bit lazy but cool), forgot about them.

>>215228510
>Where?
Practially every organisation and consultancy here in UK who is associated with infrastructure is now expected to align their internal mission and values with the UN SDGs. Billions of pounds of investment is now being measured, against their contribution to them. So far, so what?
Well in my own company's training the achievement of the SDGs are strictly aligned with only left wing (woke) methods. The idea that you could deregulate or put faith in the free market to achieve them is out of the question. They *must* be delivered through state mandates and curtailing undesirable behaviours. Nationalist movements like Brexit or MAGA are outright taught as barriers to the SDGs.
We're a private consultancy relying on smart well paid people who like to be rewarded financially and yet our company plan is to move to "equity outcomes" whatever that means, just one example of how the boardroom has been caught up in all the hype.

>>215228529
I'm doubtful about your numbers
>>215228531
Now if really want to talk about sea of shitty designs then future paradox forms is what you're looking at. Past paradox forms are great, not a single bad one among them and clearly the same amount of love was not given to the future forms because there is only one or two good ones
>>215228690
>Nationalist movements like Brexit or MAGA are outright taught as barriers to the SDGs.
Yes because these are selfish self-destructive death cults

>>215227049 (OP)
>Agenda 2030 is a conspiracy theory
All this color coded infantile kabbalist propaganda for goys is so tiresome. You have kids, they frack your kids' innocence with goddamn Satanic word puzzles and laugh. Zoomers and millennials need a civil war over intellectual freedom.

>>215228078
>You will own nothing
>You will have no privacy
>You will like it

You will not take a 10 minute hot shower.
You will not waste energy on maintaining a lawn or garden.
You will not drive without geo fencing.
You will not criticize Noahide Laws and the Greater Israel Project.
You will not complain about social credit scores and penalties monitored by Palantir
You will be suspected of terrorism by Aaron Cohen's pre-crime outfit Gideon imported from Israel's Unit 8200
You will not have a family
You will not have neighbors who resemble you and your past
You will not eat meat
You will take the Oracle Open AI customized vaccines
You will wash Jared Kushner's blue and white tights

Kys

WTF they will make a tranny gym leader?

>>215229138
Lol

>>215228524
Why tho? It has a multitude of movies and shows

For me its pokemon concierge

>>215229074
They’ve been doing gender ambiguous characters for years. They don’t even ask what gender the player is anymore. Instead you pick a stock JPG to customize.

>>215228190
A leakere who focuses on Pokemon. He's notorious for constantly getting things wrong

>>215228403
They desecrated my boy Feraligatr....

Absolute sloppa

>>215228403
Reminds me of that Sonic fanart

Why did the first movie get memory-holed so quickly?

>>215230137
Ugly Nepo baby lead

>>215227049 (OP)
>No Poverty
>have to fight against Dark pokemon until there's no more poverty
>Champion's final pokemon is a Meowth using Payday

How would a gender equality gym look like?

>>215230459
all men

>>215227049 (OP)
It's gonna be waaaaay worse.
Believe it

>>215231158
Noooooooooooooo

>>215227261
Earth population near 8 billion.

Making resource, income, education and much more equality in them are literally don quijote windmill fight.

I don't understand why they can't see this simple fact.

>>215227874
I'm waiting for the Detroit aloa form.

>>215227049 (OP)
>It’s 2025
>You thought you’d be playing a Virtual Reality fully 3D open world Pokémon game with photorealistic graphics and badass new Pokémon.
>Instead your playing Pokémon on a 5 inch screen handheld with the graphics power of a GameCube, the world map is less than a mile square, and the mission is to use your new Pokémon, Tamponia and GenderRighus to give lectures on racial equality to NPCs.

>>215228529
Give em lead to eat.

Much more environmental friendly.

Why is there a pokemon board?

>>215231479
So they can goon to their furrybait shit without bothering other people

>>215228403
Hmmmm....

>>215227049 (OP)
Never knew there were so many /vp/als here on /tv/

>>215229065
I hate Klaus and the NWO

>>215231526
We are pokemon chads here

For me its Dawn and Misty

>>215229702
Mario doing it slightly better

>>215231593
is this real, never mind don't answer i choose to believe it is

>>215231443
You are making me sad...

>>215231631
Do you think?

>>215231586
For me, it's May

>>215231829
Nippon...

>>215231901
Meh...
The only good chose Lusamine & Lili

here's your mega skarmory bro

>>215232170
Gold plated robot chicken .

I bet this goes hard in the ghetto.

>>215232170
Nigga got clown shoes XD

>>215231593
>fanart by most well-adjusted adult Nintendo fan

>>215227049 (OP)
Kino

>>215231829
A cat is fine too

>>215232898
A milf is fine too

Anyone who unironically plays or wants to play Pokemon past the age of 8 is mentally ill.
This shit is the Mickey Mouse of videogames, just pure toddler crap.

>>215231443
I didnt, I was thinking of playing shooters in VR, which I am.
Pokemon is fucking lame, the fact that an awful design like Pikachu is the mascot says enough.

>>215233033
Cope

>>215227074
>Im a virgin who's never had a relationship but at least im not one of those incels

pokemon was always woke and basically Japan's first attempt at creating a big globohomo franchise

>>215231158
>Canonically all Nurse Joys in a region are sisters
>Blackface Nurse Joy
Actually hilarious

>>215233078
>GO PUPPERINO USE ATTACK HECKING WHOLESOMENESS ON CATERINO
This is what you fags slurp up.

>>215227060

So have I. The Pokemon franchise has run its course and should be retired.

>>215227049 (OP)
>>215227060
>>215227061
>>215227074
Should I sell my pokemon cards

>>215233128
>>Canonically all Nurse Joys in a region are sisters
fucking nepo cunts

>>215228094

Yes. Pokemon was kino back when it was Japanese, but now it has sadly become a woke tool to push globohomo propaganda.

>>215233178
Only if you really want to.
I still have mine, but I don't they aren't worth that much
T. 1999

>>215233526
they told me if I got some of cards graded and it was a 10 it could be worth almost $1000 a card. But card grading sounds like a scam

>>215233178
Why do you own kiddie plastic shit?

>>215233649
My friends gave me their cards back in 98-00 and I just kept them around. I never knew how to play

>>215233544
Even if the grading was good the mail gonna fuck it.


Btw fuck the tranny,curry eating ,street shitter jannie who's temporarily banned me.

>>215233178
Based

>>215227049 (OP)
Pokémon going to 3D was a mistake

>>215234311
Why?

>>215234311
nah Colosseum was peak. Of course, it wasn't made by burnt out lazy idiotic GameFreak.

Is pokeflix safe to watch pokemon movies?

>>215235629
Yeah

>>215227261
the united nations claims that digital id is a prerequisite to fullfilling zero hunger

>>215227061
because the overwhelming majority of people who still care about pokemon are adult reddit-tier turbo faggots, that's why.

>>215231405
nah bro we just tax the billionaires and give everyone a million dollars then all the problems are solved bro trust me bro we just tax the billionaires dude and everything will be happy fun time

>>215236204
Ash looks so gay in here

>>215228089
>Give useless browns free food they can't grow
>They have more kids they can't take care of
>Wypipo we need more food!
Non-whites make this an inherently moving target. Yeast will grow until the resources are gone.

>>215227049 (OP)
Imagine how many (you)s I'll get from spamming the gender equality challenge.

>>215228089
>It's doable with digital ID
ftfy

So why are they basing it off the fucking UN?

>>215236708
Yes

>>215236708
It's so that the attitudes, and thus behaviors, of consumers are aligned with the direction of a policy framework (sdgs). Multinationals, such as Nintendo, have a large role in shaping public opinion. Moreover, this particular framework comes with extreme changes to various sectors within an economy, including, but not limited to, the capitalization of resources that was not, up to this point, owned by anyone, for example, carbon.

>>215237036
Ok

>>215236389
Don't look up on how they portrayed him in Journeys

>>215227049 (OP)
>Challenges
If the "'""gyms""" are anything like they were in SwSh, or ScVi then fucking lmao. Pokemon has become way too self-indulgent with this "feel good", "zero stress" bullshit of the past few gens.

Give us actual fucking dungeons again for God's sake.

>>215227874
He's been like that in all marketing material since.. the DS days? Cards as well. The 3D games were strange for giving him the anime's head shape.

>>215237868
No

>>215237346
They made him a fag for Goh?

>>215238051
Yes, oval/circle head-shaped Pikachu has been around for at least 15 years or more. At least since Fire Red and Leaf Green.

>>215238124
>>215238051
Another example, this time from SS/HG era

>>215233178
>>215236204
Are you my sister ? This eerily looks like her collection. I stole back aerodactyl after you left for college btw

>>215238685
Fuck off mark

>>215227049 (OP)
Literally just communism. Also I love how not a single one of the people in this thread pretending they support this stuff would ever take a third world parasite into their home. You all seem to imagine that you'll be on the receiving end of all this free stuff when in reality you will be the ones getting harvested and redistributed to savages who hate you and see you as weak White targets.

>>215229209
Because this thread is about the leaks, there’s no discussion of any of the shows or movies here.

>>215238054
Yep
They also made him look way younger than he originally looked

BIG LEEK
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>>215239831
Kek

>>215231479
You kids truly don't understand just how huge it was.

>>215227049 (OP)
Bump

>>215228468
so its blind until it pops open?

favorite gym leader?

>>215227049 (OP)
I didn't watch the first one for the sole reason that they shoehorned a nigger into the main role despite it being a Japanese franchise primarily popular with white kids
Did I miss out

>>215227874
They fucking raped him
Kill everyone at gamefreak