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Anonymous No.215248570 >>215248585 >>215248611 >>215248862 >>215248893 >>215248932 >>215248947 >>215248969 >>215248981 >>215248994 >>215249220 >>215249409 >>215249450 >>215249516 >>215249694 >>215249727 >>215250590 >>215250723 >>215250884 >>215253174 >>215254411
Who's the fattest actor to achieve greatness?
Anonymous No.215248583 >>215248857 >>215249072
Marlon Brando
Anonymous No.215248585 >>215249072
>>215248570 (OP)
Brando
Orson
Anonymous No.215248611 >>215249072
>>215248570 (OP)
Brando owns this category. Regarded by many as the greatest actor of all time and the guy lived for food.
Orson Wells a worthy second place.
Anonymous No.215248635 >>215248676 >>215248740 >>215248852 >>215248869 >>215248900 >>215248960 >>215249455 >>215250582
John Goodman? He's pretty fat. Dunno if you can consider him great, though.
Anonymous No.215248662
But I know so many fat "actors", I'm spoiled for choice.
Anonymous No.215248676 >>215248900
>>215248635
more like john fatman
Anonymous No.215248728
Ginny Sack actress.
Anonymous No.215248740
>>215248635
This is a good choice.
Anonymous No.215248842
Anonymous No.215248852
>>215248635
Possibly
Anonymous No.215248857
>>215248583
marlon brando eats 60 eggs every morning to spite paul newman after he watched cool hand luke
Anonymous No.215248862
>>215248570 (OP)
This guy is way to selective about what roles he takes these days
Anonymous No.215248869
>>215248635
better choice than Marlon imo since Marlon didn't start as a fatass
Anonymous No.215248893 >>215248927 >>215248950 >>215254411
>>215248570 (OP)
John Candy's got my vote. Guy tried to get healthy and just immediately failed and died. But in the meantime was just the greatest guy who ever lived.
Anonymous No.215248900 >>215248933
>>215248635
>>215248676
I like him. but he really hasn't done a lot of lead roles
Anonymous No.215248927
>>215248893
when he was young he looked like the fat version of this pedo
https://streamable.com/0cb2u3
Anonymous No.215248932
>>215248570 (OP)
that's not fat. it's more or less average
Zoom Zoom No.215248933
>>215248900
>he really hasn't done a lot of lead roles
The roles he has led in are pretty kino. Picrel for example is a criminally underrated gem.
Anonymous No.215248947
>>215248570 (OP)
John Candy. Man, anons I don't like being here but /PW/ is really fucking slow rn and I have no one to talk to.
Anonymous No.215248950 >>215248970 >>215249259 >>215249537 >>215251745 >>215252859
>>215248893
>Guy tried to get healthy and just immediately failed
fat people lack the willpower to stop eating.
Anonymous No.215248960
>>215248635
His 10 minutes of screen time, if that, in that Wahlberg movie The Gambler was the only good thing about it
Anonymous No.215248969
>>215248570 (OP)
The eating contest between these two would be legendary
Anonymous No.215248970 >>215248982 >>215249259 >>215251745
>>215248950
I'm very unattracted to women who take weight loss shots. Not even a big architect, it's just that level of self discipline is incredibly off-putting.
Anonymous No.215248981 >>215249606
>>215248570 (OP)
John Goodman was huge at his fattest. He must have been just shy of 400 pounds.
Zoom Zoom No.215248982 >>215250217
>>215248970
>Not even a big architect, it's just that level of self discipline is incredibly off-putting.
John?
Anonymous No.215248994 >>215249013
>>215248570 (OP)
Ooooh don talk about Tone that way
Anonymous No.215249013
>>215248994
The KWABOTY of 2025? That Tone?
Anonymous No.215249054 >>215249348
Fatty Arbuckle or Jackie Gleason were pretty heavy at times
Anonymous No.215249072 >>215249162
>>215248583
>>215248585
>>215248611
Brando and Orson achieved greatness as young, thin men. Only afterwards in their later years did they balloon. They don't count.
Anonymous No.215249162
>>215249072
Seems like a pretty arbitrary barrier. I guess Phillip Seymour Hoffman or James Gandolfini then, maybe Gerard Depardieu. Though PSH was probably chubby/overweight most of his career rather than fat.
Anonymous No.215249220 >>215249233
>>215248570 (OP)
Anonymous No.215249233 >>215249643
>>215249220
pretty crazy how he's been the same size for like 30 years and he's still alive
Anonymous No.215249256
Brendan Fraser but I wouldn't count that because it was for a movie role.
Anonymous No.215249259 >>215252852
>>215248970
>>215248950
Noooo you don't understand muh metabolism n shiieet and eating less just makes my body store more fat from the fat dimension as I get energy from the magical aether!
Anonymous No.215249348
>>215249054
>Jackie Gleason
The Great One
Anonymous No.215249409 >>215249438 >>215249781 >>215250989 >>215254384
>>215248570 (OP)
Depardieu
Anonymous No.215249438 >>215249472 >>215249690
>>215249409
Wow I remember him tall and lanky
Anonymous No.215249450 >>215249662
>>215248570 (OP)
Does Chris Farley count?
Anonymous No.215249455
>>215248635
The Coens and I do.
Anonymous No.215249472 >>215249666 >>215250386 >>215250673
>>215249438
Anonymous No.215249516
>>215248570 (OP)
Did he died from being fat?
Anonymous No.215249537 >>215249605
>>215248950
Fat people are now the majority in the western world. But you can keep pretending they're the stupid and weak few if you want. You may even be one of the fit people left in the world.
Anonymous No.215249540
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmboy
Anonymous No.215249605 >>215249707
>>215249537
>Fat people are now the majority in the western world.
no matter how much you try to rewrite the narrative, being fat is a pure negative, it completely fucks your health.
it has nothing to do with being stupid or weak, it's just unhealthy, but enjoy your coronary heart disease and dying at 40.
Anonymous No.215249606
>>215248981
There's a video on youtube of when he got drunk before Letterman and jumped into a fountain outside after his interview. Then he went back on years later and talked about getting sober.
I saw it the night it aired. He was promoting Lebowski and dressed like Sobchak.
Anonymous No.215249643 >>215249652
>>215249233
Some people are just naturally fat and they can stay in the "living" zone. I was 350 or so for many years. I was a chef and therefore both pigging out on the finest foods and standing and walking 10 hours straight. My intake of beer and wine and fine foods outmatched long nights in hot kitchens.
Most people either end up getting back in shape or growing morbidly obese because the medium is not sustainable for many.
I eventually got sober and started eating healthy and now I'm at a healthy weight while living a pretty sedentary lifestyle in an office.
Anonymous No.215249652 >>215249729
>>215249643
>Some people are just naturally fat and they can stay in the "living" zone.
that's not a thing, it's a cope you tell yourself because you're too lazy to put in the effort to lose weight.
Anonymous No.215249662 >>215249922
>>215249450
Sure. Good call. He was about to turn the corner into dramatic acting when he died. David Mamet had written a Fatty Arbuckle biopic for him to star in. He was also the original Shrek and had recorded most of the audio.
Anonymous No.215249666
>>215249472
I used to drink wine like that.
Anonymous No.215249690
>>215249438
Apparently he was also a pimp and a smuggler before getting into acting
Anonymous No.215249694
>>215248570 (OP)
Hitchcock
Anonymous No.215249707 >>215249766 >>215250049
>>215249605
I'm not rewriting the narrative or saying it's good. Do you mistake me for some fucking "healthy at any size" asshole?
I'm saying it's kind of funny to still see attempts at bullying when you're a minority now. And to claim it's a lack of willpower is to say that MOST people lack willpower. Why did the people of two generations ago not lack that willpower?
Because it's more than a lack of willpower. It's that the entire system has changed and society eats too much of food that has too much bad stuff in it. This is normalized. It's not a lack of willpower when there's no reason for them to abstain. If 75% of the population was alcoholic tomorrow would you still just have the same reasoning and excuse, or would you try and identify other factors?
Why would I be getting coronary heart disease? Because I'm arguing with you? So I'M fat now? Just like when I debate racists I become black and when I defend gays I become a faggot.
You're too simple for my time. Fuck off. I'll bet you're a self-hating hamplanet.
Anonymous No.215249727 >>215249762
>>215248570 (OP)
The mom from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape weighed 600lbs decades before My 600lbs Life was imaginable.
Anonymous No.215249729 >>215249785
>>215249652
Did you read the post you're responding to? I did lose the weight. And plenty of people are the same fatness for years on end. Like the actor we were discussing. Are you retarded or what? Do you not see all the fat people walking around? You think they're all going to die within months of being that fat?
LOL, i went to a funeral for this lady from my church. 72 years old and a good 400 lbs.
You don't seem to know anything.
Anonymous No.215249762
>>215249727
Yes, before the internet and the rise of social media and reality television all of these people still existed. All the freaks that you see that are upsetting everyone and calling the world "degenerate", they've always existed. They just weren't documented for everyone to see and share.
Richard Simmons used to specialize in getting these people thin enough to leave their bedrooms. They'd be on Donahue and Oprah in the 80s.
Anonymous No.215249766
>>215249707
>It's that the entire system has changed and society eats too much of food that has too much bad stuff in it.
there is indeed a systemic problem, but that's not something you can deal with at your scale, what you can deal with is watching what you eat and that requires willpower.
next time start with that argument instead of "everyone's fat and that's ok"
Anonymous No.215249781 >>215249835
>>215249409
Man what the fuck, this is worse than African mosquito burgers
Anonymous No.215249785
>>215249729
>And plenty of people are the same fatness for years on end.
this is because poor eating habits are instilled in you when you are a kid. fat parents make fat kids.
Anonymous No.215249835 >>215250075 >>215250185 >>215254384
>>215249781
Anonymous No.215249922 >>215250157
>>215249662
He died holding a rosary, :( RIP in peace
Anonymous No.215250049 >>215250196 >>215250259 >>215250384 >>215254176
>>215249707
You're just wrong, and the arrogance is annoying.

> It's that the entire system has changed and society eats too much of food that has too much bad stuff in it. This is normalized. It's not a lack of willpower when there's no reason for them to abstain.
They can choose to buy the same foods people ate three generations ago and not buy the processed sugary shit. Literally anyone who buys their own food, physically picks up the item and purchases it, takes it home and stores in for later consumpion, is in FULL CONTROL of their purchases. You can buy beef, chicken, salad, eggs and other actual food, single ingredients that grow in the ground or on an animal. You aren't forced to buy sugar, candy, alcohol, cake, and other shit, nor forced to eat it. It's 100% your choice if you choose the foods you purchase.
Any fat person can lose weight unless being force fed by someone else. It's extremely easy to maintain a healthy weight and not deviate 3 lbs either direction your entire adult life. If you cannot achieve this you are unfathomably weak willed.
Anonymous No.215250075
>>215249835
I genuinely do not like this and I hate seeing it.
Anonymous No.215250157 >>215250194 >>215250304 >>215250602 >>215253397
>>215249922
>RIP in peace
>Rest in peace in peace
You dumb christcuck, don't they teach you modern engrish in Oz?
Anonymous No.215250185 >>215252009
>>215249835
His size seems to fluctuate a lot within that video. he was never obese as a young man when he made his name. He just has a huge head and big features and a large frame. He was always destined to be really fat though.
That's what you have now; the formerly fit people are mostly overweight and the formerly big/overweight people are fullblown obese, and of course the previously obese are now *morbidly* obese. The only people who aren't are the super high metabolism "skinny" people and the fitness freaks who run and eat kale. But basically every group has taken a major step up in size. Because most everyone eats the same kinds of foods and too much of them.
And now there are the drugs so people who can afford to can stay slimmer with less work. But those drugs came in a treatment for people who had already eaten themselves into disease, so really as a species we are fucked if we keep going in this direction. Such inequality; just like money. Many starve while we have such vast amounts of concentrated calories; so plentiful and addictive and affordable. It's sickening the decadence we live in while others go hungry.
Anonymous No.215250194
>>215250157
Rest in RIP in P in Piece my Chris T Anne bruhthuh
Anonymous No.215250196 >>215250237 >>215250317
>>215250049
Nah he's right you're too simple. You speak as if people exist in a vacuum. They don't. People are not naturally weak, they are made to be weak. Poor parenting is always the cause, who in turn had poor parenting, etc. Someone who had no positive role models who bumbles into adulthood working a dead end job has no incentive to eat healthy. They'll go for whatever makes them feel good, i.e. cake, sugar, candy, alcohol, and other shit. I know I'm not wowing you with these statements, I know you know what I'm talking about. People are weak because of the systems in place. Here's an extreme example: In order to have children, a man and woman must

1. Be married

2. Score an iq of 100 or above

3. Demonstrate the ability to plan a week's healthy meal

4. Demonstrate basic physical adequacy

5. Earn 60k+ a year

Then they can have children. The average individual does not score all four, you have tons of people who aren't married, who are below average iq, who do not eat healthy, who are at or below the poverty line, producing children who in turn seek shortcuts to feeling good. Like unhealthy food. The system creates weak willed individuals. This is not difficult to comprehend.
Anonymous No.215250217 >>215250235
>>215248982
discontinue the atkins
Anonymous No.215250235 >>215250382
>>215250217
NICOTINE IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE
Anonymous No.215250237 >>215250274
>>215250196
They are victims of circumstance and are powerless, guess they need a 12 step food program because the god they prey to also needs to give them the power to literally not buy shitty food then cook it then eat it to excess for years on end.

You're not wowing me with any statements, you sound like a refugees welcome type who took mushrooms once and thinks they can see the whole earthly schema through the is/ought fallacies we are implanted with by life. Meanwhile all they need to do is stop drinking 80% milk coffees and stuffing bear claws in their gullet. Occams sandwich.
Anonymous No.215250259 >>215250384
>>215250049
Dig deeper. Read more.
Most poor and uneducated people have less access to healthy ingredients and don't know what to do with them if they had. It's a matter of location and education for many. I guess it's education for everyone. You're right about people being in full control of what they eat, but if you ask or even just look around you'll see that it's obviously not "extremely easy" to maintain a healthy weight and not deviate. I'd be surprised if you're able to. It's possible that you're one of the fit ones. You may even live in a part of the world that's not dominated by obesity like the United States is. Statistically you're larping though if you're an American like me. You may be a hungry Indian boy, resentful of our decadence. But yeah, MOST of us tend to be "unfathomably weak willed" in your superior estimation.
Has your slim physique lost you your virginity yet? You seem like such a winner. Highly functioning for your level of autism.
Anonymous No.215250274
>>215250237
>They are victims of circumstance and are powerless
With you so far.
>guess they need a 12 step food program because the god they prey to also needs to give them the power to literally not buy shitty food then cook it then eat it to excess for years on end.
Lost me.
>You're not wowing me with any statements
I know. I already beat you to that.
>you sound like a refugees welcome type
No. The Middle East needs to be nuked, homeless people need to be euthanized, and nobody should be able to have kids unless they pass the 5 criteria I mentioned.
>all they need to do is stop drinking 80% milk coffees and stuffing bear claws in their gullet
They won't because they work dead end jobs and take shortcuts to feeling good. You're being needlessly combative towards me you fucking homo.
Anonymous No.215250304 >>215250461
>>215250157
This bugs me too. Like when Vanilla Ice would rap about "the V.I.P. Posse", which would mean Vanilla Ice Posse Posse; a redundancy to be sure.
Young people raised on internet learn things wrong from bad examples. It's up to us to at least attempt to educate them, no matter how "cringe" it may be.
It's anonymous so come at me, I don't give a fuck.
Anonymous No.215250317
>>215250196
Good post. I was right and so are you.
Anonymous No.215250321 >>215250397
Anonymous No.215250358
When you look back and see how fat James was during the final season of The Sopranos it's a miracle they finished the show with him.
Anonymous No.215250382
>>215250235
the box of candies, whatever happened there
Anonymous No.215250384 >>215250418 >>215250451
>>215250049
>>215250259
Get a load of this faggot replying to himself lol.
Anonymous No.215250386
>>215249472
Depardieu se enfila un litro de culo seco blanco
Anonymous No.215250397
>>215250321
That guy has fluctuated a lot. I'm the same way. I've been all the way up past 400 and down under 200 and everywhere in between. From extreme gluttony to extreme fitness and back again over and over. I'm done until I'm an old man. I'll get real fat in my final years maybe. Or maybe I'll go full McDougal and be the thinnest of my life as an elderly. Or maybe cancer will get me or I'll get hit by a bus tomorrow. Who knows. But the whaling out life is behind me.
Anonymous No.215250418 >>215250468
>>215250384
That doesn't even make any sense. And don't accuse me of your schizo photoshop shit. You're a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.215250440
Michael Lerner was always fat. He was nominated for Barton Fink if I remember right.
Anonymous No.215250451
>>215250384
Is that ben shapiro laughing?
Anonymous No.215250461
>>215250304
Religious cucks are the dumbest douchebags out there and they fail at the most rudimentary thing in life like simple grammar.
If that's cringe you can continue to be a pleb all you like.
Anonymous No.215250468 >>215250483
>>215250418
You can put your phone down now faggot.
Anonymous No.215250483 >>215250554
>>215250468
I'd never post from a phone, buttface.
Anonymous No.215250510
My fat fingers simply require a keyboard. I'd have to mash the keypad to obtain a dialing wand. Whatever they call those rubber pencils they use now.
Anonymous No.215250548
Remember when Elaine was on the phone with Jerry and had "a rubber pencil thing going on"?

I do. Good times.

Good Times, JJ Walker-NO
Walker Texas Ranger-NO
Anonymous No.215250554
>>215250483
Sure you wouldn't faggot.
Anonymous No.215250582 >>215250640 >>215253340
>>215248635
He's lost weight for almost decades at this point. Judging by the retarded comments replying though, I'm guessing idiots have missed this
Anonymous No.215250589
Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Gandolfini is a tv actor only known for one role and Brando only ballooned into a whale when his career had been over for a long time.
Anonymous No.215250590
>>215248570 (OP)
John Candy
John Goodman
John Belushi
Anonymous No.215250602 >>215250628
>>215250157
I will pray for you anon
Anonymous No.215250628 >>215250671
>>215250602
Sir you need not waste your time with your children's fairytales sir.
Anonymous No.215250640 >>215250666
>>215250582
arent you supposed to look better when losing weight?
Anonymous No.215250666 >>215251440
>>215250640
That's what they call Ozempic Face
Anonymous No.215250671 >>215250798
>>215250628
They are not fairy tales anon. God sees all.
Anonymous No.215250673
>>215249472
I do this.
Anonymous No.215250723
>>215248570 (OP)
the guy that was running for governor or whatever in O Brother
Anonymous No.215250798 >>215250887
>>215250671
Sir, anyone who worships outdated dogmas in the form of children's fairytales in 2025, has the mind of a retarded child.
Jews, Muslims, Sikhs & Hindu's are just as retarded.
Anonymous No.215250884
>>215248570 (OP)
Charles Laughton
Anonymous No.215250887 >>215250930
>>215250798
It has been in place for well over 2000 years, and will outlive you, myself and any other institution dreamed up by man.

It saddens me that you think God is a fairy tale.

I pray one day you see the truth.
Anonymous No.215250930 >>215250956
>>215250887
Sir, again it's 2025 and your children's fairytales aren't scaring anybody into donating a tithe of their wages to a bunch of pedos.
Anonymous No.215250956 >>215251032 >>215251319
>>215250930
Anything you belive in is worse than any religion
Anonymous No.215250989
>>215249409
The man was born to play Obelix
Anonymous No.215251032 >>215251337
>>215250956
What could be worse than a bunch of christians, jews, muslims, sikhs & hindus molesting a bunch of kids?
Anonymous No.215251319
>>215250956
I believe in you, Satan.
Anonymous No.215251337 >>215251411
>>215251032
The snow white reboot has a lower approval rating than the palestinian genocide, so I guess Disney reboots?
Anonymous No.215251411
>>215251337
You're right, probably because they made the kids watch the diznee reboots while they we're molesting them.
Anonymous No.215251440
>>215250666
That's called "dramatic weight loss in your 60s and all your skin is loose and saggy" face
Anonymous No.215251745
>>215248950
>>215248970
To be fair, there's a component of kikeslop being poison that gums up your metabolism on purpose to make you breed less. I'm not a "I'm not fat I'm big boned," crazy person. It's a fair argument.
Anonymous No.215252009 >>215252105
>>215250185
> But basically every group has taken a major step up in size. Because most everyone eats the same kinds of foods and too much of them.
new fatty cope just dropped
Anonymous No.215252105
>>215252009
Statistically you are fat.
Anonymous No.215252815
I just noticed most of you didn’t read the question correctly
Anonymous No.215252852 >>215253157
>>215249259
It never ceases to amaze me how retarded you people are.
>calories in calories out
No mechanism in the universe works this way. No machine will output x amount of work solely based on y input of energy without any other factors at play. It dosent exist. The human body is an incredibly complex machine. I get that you run off hate but it’s still a nonsensical view. It’s the same principle behind a brand new cars gas mileage, and the same car with 300,000 miles on it. One is going to be far more efficient at using energy.
Anonymous No.215252859
>>215248950
At least now they can just start shooting up Ozempic after they try and fail to control themselves around fried chicken.
Anonymous No.215252920
Anonymous No.215253157
>>215252852
calories in, calories out
>but muy metabolism
fattie cope
Anonymous No.215253174
>>215248570 (OP)
Way before
Anonymous No.215253340
>>215250582
The point is that he achieved success as a fat man.
Anonymous No.215253397
>>215250157
kys newfag
Anonymous No.215254176
>>215250049
>bog standard bootstraps argument
I hope for your sake that you are under the age of 20.
Anonymous No.215254241
Chris Farley was kinda fat
Anonymous No.215254384
>>215249409
>>215249835
As much as I love the concept this was sometimes painful to watch. Mainly because it was obvious Depardieu couldn't stand for prolonged periods. You can tell the producers had to find a way to sit his ass him down and make the scene work anyways. Simply because he can't do his job otherwise. Nobody wants to hear a sweaty, wheezing old man mumbling just enough to make the other party talk while he's trying to catch his breath.
Anonymous No.215254411
>>215248570 (OP)
>>215248893
Second for John (I eat a lot of) Candy
Anonymous No.215254426
Vanessa Hudgens