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What superpower would you like to have?
Anonymous No.215251651 >>215252052 >>215252107 >>215254807 >>215257568
>>215251548 (OP)
Friendship
Anonymous No.215251660 >>215254720 >>215255820 >>215268154
>>215251548 (OP)
flying is objectively the coolest superpower
Anonymous No.215251672 >>215251904
>>215251548 (OP)
Having orgasms like pigs that last 30 minutes
Anonymous No.215251674
>>215251548 (OP)
you can do ALL other superpowers with telekinesis
Anonymous No.215251681 >>215251705 >>215251905 >>215251986 >>215252081 >>215252197 >>215252217 >>215255739 >>215262685
>>215251548 (OP)
This shit is retarded. They literally could have just had him look her up and down slowly to know what he was doing, but they need to take five additional seconds to show him licking his lips and acting like a retard to make sure the sub 60 IQ audience understands what just happened. Fuck this gay earth.
Anonymous No.215251689 >>215251705
>>215251548 (OP)
is this woman a 10/10 on this show?
Anonymous No.215251705 >>215259074 >>215269315
>>215251681
don't think that's why they added that, lol
>>215251689
no but this is
Anonymous No.215251763 >>215251777 >>215253521 >>215269177
>>215251548 (OP)
Lmfao this is what passes for an irresistibly desirable woman in modern America to a dude who can see through literally anybody’s clothing to the point he’s literally licking his lips like a looney tunes character.

Lib writers are truly delusional and entirely incapable of nuance..
Anonymous No.215251777 >>215270618
>>215251763
nah she's not being portrayed as hot, just that that guy looked at her pussy
Anonymous No.215251819 >>215252124
>>215251548 (OP)
gravity mastery, you can fly and throw shit at people
with enough training, you could even perform relativistic shits such as freezing or accelerating time
Anonymous No.215251871 >>215251960 >>215252139 >>215261870
ZA WARUDO + invulnerability + flying
Anonymous No.215251892 >>215262830
>>215251548 (OP)
Teleportation(if I could take things with me) would be my choice. If I couldn't bring things along I would like one where I can modify peoples memories, like in Push.
Anonymous No.215251904
>>215251672
Are you jizzing nonstop that whole time in this situation?
Anonymous No.215251905 >>215251940 >>215269177
>>215251681
guy would be bored out of his mind from looking at bitches but no he acts like a pajeet with this random 6/10 HR bitch
Anonymous No.215251912 >>215251924 >>215252044 >>215253311 >>215255997
>>215251548 (OP)
Rape.
Anonymous No.215251923
>>215251548 (OP)
Why would he look at that ugly fucking pig? Is he gay?
Anonymous No.215251924 >>215251949
>>215251912
you already have that power, anon
Anonymous No.215251940
>>215251905
>6/10
You sound like a pajeet if you considering that ugly fucking thing a 6.
Anonymous No.215251949 >>215252037 >>215252044 >>215255997
>>215251924
Super-rape.
Anonymous No.215251960 >>215251994 >>215261870
>>215251871
I'll take crazy diamond. I don't see battle powers being THAT useful in real life, but being able to heal people and restore shit would be great.

I guess if you lack ethics, then heaven's door is real best
Anonymous No.215251986 >>215252013 >>215252217 >>215269226
>>215251681
Lol This is the exact same thing that I noticed. We get the joke in a couple of seconds, but they always go 130% of the way to make sure everyone gets it and it looks dumb. A lot of tv is like that.
Anonymous No.215251994 >>215252014
>>215251960
>I don't see battle powers being THAT useful in real life
Why not? You'd need to be able to defend yourself from the state because they'd never leave you alone.
Anonymous No.215251999 >>215252013
>>215251548 (OP)
>Can see naked women all day long
>Is still somehow turned on this much by some frumpy chick pushing 40
Anonymous No.215252013 >>215252062 >>215252187 >>215252225 >>215252258 >>215252788 >>215254888 >>215255031 >>215255514 >>215257584 >>215259172 >>215263135 >>215264778 >>215265471 >>215268225
>>215251986
no they don't
>>215251999
how do you know he's not into 6/10s ?
Anonymous No.215252014 >>215252085 >>215270666
>>215251994
I'd probably just surrender myself than constantly be on the run from the government. But this is a situation where heaven's door would still probably be best
Anonymous No.215252016
>>215251548 (OP)
Power to make girls do blacked bbc porn.
Anonymous No.215252037
>>215251949
Anonymous No.215252044 >>215255997
>>215251949
>>215251912
>He rapes but he also saves people!
Anonymous No.215252048 >>215252073
>>215251548 (OP)
I feel like this scene went on a little too long. Did they really have to spend the episode's entire CGI budget turning him into a cartoon wolf and having him howl at her? And the part where his eyes bugged out and he hit himself in the head repeatedly with that giant mallet was weird.
Anonymous No.215252052
>>215251651
I completely agree with you.
Anonymous No.215252062 >>215252067 >>215252114 >>215252133 >>215255031 >>215262344
>>215252013
meanwhile....
Anonymous No.215252067 >>215252114 >>215252225 >>215253602 >>215259628 >>215265507
>>215252062
to be fair they gave us something
Anonymous No.215252071
>>215251548 (OP)
so is she an illusionist who is at best a 4 but men see her as a 9?
Anonymous No.215252073 >>215252257
>>215252048
You see anon without having the character yell "AWOOOOOGA IM GONNA EYE RAPE YOU AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!" then someone somewhere on the internet may misinterpret the scene slightly from what the writers intended and we cant have that.
Art is not meant to be subjective.
Anonymous No.215252081 >>215252111
>>215251681
>>215251548 (OP)
>Uh, like being a woman, is so hard in this oppressive patriarchal world.....
They just gotta keep hitting those same gongs over and over. Does he misgender someone later on?
Anonymous No.215252085
>>215252014
Why surrender when you can crush them with other likeminded supes and take over?
Anonymous No.215252107 >>215253695
>>215251651
The mule from foundation series technically can persuade anyone to blindly follow his orders. Same with the purple man in Jessica jones.
Anonymous No.215252111
>>215252081
>tranny walks up
>"good evening madam"
>starts scanning
>"o im sorry, sir"
Anonymous No.215252114 >>215252153
>>215252067
Yeah, but see it's EVIL when it's for the straight guys see >>215252062
but you can shove naked men or gay shit into everything and that's no problem because reasons.
Anonymous No.215252124
>>215251819
I think the mistborn book series has a magic system that can have users propel themselves around
Anonymous No.215252133
>>215252062
>experts say
Anonymous No.215252136 >>215252176 >>215252178 >>215265094
Has to be superspeed. Altho I doubt it would work like it does in the movies. Why would everything else be in slow-motion? When you're speeding in a car, everything else doesn't slow down does it lmao. Irl a human speedster would have to be extremely careful not to turn himself into mush from smashing into obstacles.
Anonymous No.215252139 >>215252355
>>215251871
Have you seen the have time stop series?
Anonymous No.215252142 >>215252178 >>215255408
>>215251548 (OP)
SPEEDFORCE
any other answer is objectively incorrect
Anonymous No.215252151
i'd like the classic superman package, just to be able to help set up moon colonies, carrying stuff up there
would be even funner if i did it in secret with my small country's government
Anonymous No.215252153 >>215252180 >>215252471 >>215261956
>>215252114
>but you can shove naked men or gay shit into everything and that's no problem because reasons
usually because it's funny, or portrayed in a funny way. Very rarely is it portrayed as actually serious, like in The Last of Us. Pretty much every gay shit i've seen in The Boys or Gen V was supposed to be funny.
Anonymous No.215252159 >>215253279 >>215268200
Just gimme Bernard's watch
Anonymous No.215252162
i feel like a retard given the replies (never seen this show)

he just has X-ray vision?
i thought the suggestion was he was given her an unwanted orgasm, or discovering something embarrassing (e.g. she is infertile, wants that cured)

people IRL become doctors and shit. even a hardcore voyeur would get over this pretty quickly.
Anonymous No.215252176
>>215252136
superspeed also works on the brain
you need to be able to handle the speed
Anonymous No.215252178 >>215252475 >>215252755 >>215255408 >>215268068
>>215252136
>>215252142
Flash-powers for sure
Anonymous No.215252180 >>215252206
>>215252153
>Very rarely is it portrayed as actually serious
great bait.
and the screeching harpies never gave a shit how the female nudity was presented. It it was tits, it was wrong.
Anonymous No.215252187 >>215252206
>>215252013
i think ive seen at least 3 dicks on full display on this show but not even a single set of tits
guess thats modern equality
Anonymous No.215252197 >>215266749
>>215251681
>he thinks he's looking to look
he is Xray Man, he has seen all of the women in his entire life naked, hundreds of thousands of naked women. Looking at a woman naked is meaningless to him. He looks to make them uncomfortable, that's why he puts on the whole act. It's not communicating with the audience it's communicating with that character to make her hyperaware of the looking and upset her. He will later jerk off thinking about her upset face.
Anonymous No.215252206 >>215252245 >>215252338
>>215252180
ok, name some examples..only TLOU comes to mind recently
>>215252187
there were like 10 in episode 3
Anonymous No.215252210
>>215251548 (OP)
any power involving the fundamental laws of physics would be op and could potentially be reality altering.
If not then classic immortality.
Anonymous No.215252217 >>215256673 >>215262713 >>215268874
>>215251681
>>215251986
This happens for the modern streaming audience. People who are looking at their phones 90% of the time and will only pop up when it’s suddenly a bit too quiet and nobody’s talking. This makes it more obvious for that lot what’s going on in case it wasn’t clear enough, which it wouldn’t be because they were looking at their phones.
It’s the same as when the writers have a character say something beyond super redundant that would just be obvious to anyone watching.
Anonymous No.215252225 >>215252368 >>215255031
>>215252067
Bullshit and fuck you, I want to see a tiny man sliding greasily out of a woman's arsehole like this >>215252013, only then will my thirst for justice and equality be sated
Anonymous No.215252245 >>215252368
>>215252206
>there were like 10 in episode 3
no?
Anonymous No.215252246
Eiditic memory would instantly make me successful but could have the drawback of having every failure and grief be too much to bear. Youth would be even more beneficial but it could lead to trouble down the line from others. Nightcrawler from xmen got me into teleportation in the Sega game and series. The movie jumper and the book the stars, my destination explores a society where everyone can teleport and the effect it would have. The tv show impulse does the same with a blonde cutie.
Anonymous No.215252257 >>215252291
>>215252073
Did they really have to write his dialogue like that though? I thought it was a bit unnecessary.
>WOWIE ZOWIE, WHAT A SMOKIN' HOT DAME
>HAMMINAHAMMINAHAMMINA
>HELLOOOOOOO NURSE
I mean come on, who talks like that?
Anonymous No.215252258 >>215252368
>>215252013
you're fucking shitting me
Anonymous No.215252291
>>215252257
I mean, me. I talk like that cause I'm a lot of fun. ;)
Anonymous No.215252324 >>215252358 >>215254648
Misfits did the whole 'shitty people get superpowers' thing. crimes, weird sex stuff.

i feel like whenever Americans go for 'WOW AREN'T HUMANS SO HORRIBLE?!' it just comes off really silly. all fantastical rather than social realism, even if it's about psychology/rape/torture.
Anonymous No.215252331
Cumulative power copy obviously
Anonymous No.215252338
>>215252206
>no there's no naked dicks swinging and men's asses in everything anymore. HBO waht?
Anonymous No.215252355 >>215252493
>>215252139
No, what is it?
Anonymous No.215252358
>>215252324
Everything is superpower capeslop shit. How many times are they going to this well?
Anonymous No.215252368
>>215252225
understandable
>>215252245
when the blonde runs through the men's locker there's a bunch of dicks displayed
>>215252258
no but that guy is shitting that other guy
Anonymous No.215252398 >>215252499 >>215252517
Which of these powers would you have?
>Superhuman strength.... but you can only walk slowly
>Superhuman speed.... but you have bouts of dementia
>Power of flight... but you have to live in a bubble because you're deathly allergic to our atmosphere
Anonymous No.215252471 >>215252745 >>215264778 >>215268225
>>215252153
>This shit is just jokes, tee hee. It's not us shoving our fetishes into everything. Even when we repeat it over and over.
Anonymous No.215252475 >>215252510 >>215252541 >>215252755
>>215252178
is this how all flash conflicts are resolved?
>i bet im faster then u
>nuh uh
>evn tho ur fast i was faster then u lol
Anonymous No.215252493
>>215252355
Jav time stop series where girls have a girl frozen in time for their desires.
Anonymous No.215252499
>>215252398
the first one
i own a car and a bicycle take that monkey's paw
Anonymous No.215252510 >>215252755
>>215252475
It should be like that, but that's very boring so the Flash has to be incredibly stupid a lot of the time (which also sucks)
>Has been defeated by an atomic banana peel
>Has been stabbed by a stationary sword
>Has been beaten by regular Catwoman (alongside two other Flashes at the same time)
Anonymous No.215252517
>>215252398
Savvy stop with your terrible hypothetical. Also, get Sarah squirms number.
Anonymous No.215252541 >>215252755
>>215252475
The Flash is faster than Superman
The Flash is faster than Instantaneous Travel
The Flash is faster than Time
The Flash is faster than Death
The Flash is faster than the CONCEPT of Death
The Flash is fast enough to die but then revive himself
The Flash is the one who created the Speedforce, the fundamental force that holds the multiverse together and allows time to move

Yes, seriously, The Flash created the multiverse. His powers are fucking ridiculous.
Anonymous No.215252624 >>215260598
Telepathy would be the best superpower to have in the real world. Don't even need the mind control aspect, just mind reading would be enough to let you do whatever you wanted. Being able to know what people are thinking and being privy to their fears and desires would make you a god manipulator, you could tell people exactly what they want to hear and make anyone think you're their best friend or soulmate. You could ace any test or interview, get any position you wanted, rise through the ranks of any organization by becoming the favorite person of whoever is above you. Be the greatest chess player ever, or poker player, or fucking pokemon player, anything where knowing the opponent's hand/moves beats the game. Get money AND bitches, and power, and anything you want.
Anonymous No.215252640
I'd just be a shapeshifter, so I could turn into a hot girl and live life on easymode.
Anonymous No.215252745
>>215252471
i find it funny tho, if anything it portrays gays as disgusting weirdos
Anonymous No.215252755 >>215252805
>>215252178
>>215252475
>>215252510
>>215252541
Comics are so fucking stupid it's unreal
Anonymous No.215252788 >>215257875
>>215252013
it must be tough to go to an open casting from a show like this and wind up with the role "Guy Who Has Another Guy In His Butt"
Anonymous No.215252805
>>215252755
Correct
Anonymous No.215252822
>>215251548 (OP)
Instant seduction.
Anonymous No.215252887 >>215252921 >>215252998 >>215255389
>>215251548 (OP)
I am a special snowflake so I want my power to be that my power changes every day or every week. I want myself to not even know what I'll be capable of.
Anonymous No.215252921 >>215252961
>>215252887
>one day your power is for anyone who hears you speak to die
>one day your power is to continue growing in size, but the next day your powers don't shrink you back
>one day your power is Retard Strength, but it makes you a retard and you accidentally kill yourself
Anonymous No.215252961
>>215252921
I'd gladly take the risk
Anonymous No.215252998
>>215252887
The mokujin from tekken 3 lottery, nice.
Anonymous No.215253186 >>215253218 >>215253345
>>215251548 (OP)
Power of persuasion. Just being able to tell people to do anything and they do it. Eventually just walk around a city saying "follow me" then Eventually ill have the entire city following me and i can use the megaphone to make an entire city do what i want.
Like suk my penis.
Anonymous No.215253218
>>215253186
The book lexicon has people called poets who have this ability and are trying to take over. It was written by the guy that made the amber heard movie, syrup.
Anonymous No.215253279 >>215268200
>>215252159
Timestop? Never heard of this show.
Anonymous No.215253311
>>215251912
Yeah give me the ability to emit pheromones that make women fall asleep on the spot. My name would be Roofie! Then they wake up not knowing a thing. It’s not as easy as you think though because I have to find these sexy 10 of 10 bitches and get them to a place that is able to be dragged away to a suitable location that cannot be seen. The planning and execution of the rape would be the interesting part about my comics along with the nudity and porn.

Maybe give me a camouflage power too so it makes the rapes and escapes easier.
Anonymous No.215253313
Limitless books go into how being hyperintelligent would be used in a modern society. The second one really delves into how an ordinary ad executive could work his way into American intelligentsia.
Anonymous No.215253327
Biokinesis, aka the ability to alter and control organic tissues and to some extent create life. I can grow a pair of wings to go to work, or i can drive my boss to suicide with stress hormones, or give cancer to all the niggers i see. I can also change my physical appearance so i can turn into a blond blue eyed 9 ft tall musclebound ubermensch if i feel like it. The possibilities are endless
Anonymous No.215253345 >>215253863
>>215253186
This.
Mind control is the most powerful ability.
Anonymous No.215253374
>>215251548 (OP)
HOW CAN HE SEE BOB AND VAGENE???????? WHERE TO DOWNLOAD POWER IN HINDI???!!!! PLS RESPOND
Anonymous No.215253521 >>215253615
>>215251763
looks pretty good to me.
Anonymous No.215253558 >>215253586 >>215253615 >>215263883
>>215251548 (OP)
>oh fuck this sticc woman with a 6/10 face and a 4/10 body is making me, a gigachad, bite my lip from how sexy she is
Who writes this shit?
Anonymous No.215253586
>>215253558
He was thinking about roast beef actually.
Anonymous No.215253602 >>215253821 >>215265278
>>215252067
Is that... Pippin from LOTR?
Anonymous No.215253615 >>215253946 >>215259670
>>215253521
>>215253558
It's less about how sexy she is supposed to be and more about how much of a creep lascivously staring at her he is. You dorks must be real creeps if you can't spot that.
Anonymous No.215253623 >>215253821
>>215251548 (OP)
Time manipulation. Reversing awkward, stopping time to do things faster, speeding through boring crap.
Anonymous No.215253633 >>215253679 >>215253683 >>215253813
Why this woman? You can practical see her purple stomach stretch marks, and "last shaved 3 weeks ago" vagina with pimples interspersed on it through her clothes without the super powers.
Anonymous No.215253679 >>215253701
>>215253633
because this is for fat slobs like that woman who watch this and like to imagine le heckin' evil men are lusting over them. They get to be attractive and victims.
same reason they keep making episodes of Handmaid's Tale.
Anonymous No.215253683
>>215253633
He is that much of a creep. It's not about her. In fact, the actress being normal is too point out his insane behavior.
Anonymous No.215253695 >>215253714
>>215252107
>anon wants the power of friendship
>"YEAH YOU COULD MIND CONTROL THEM!"
There's a reason people find you creepy at school...
Anonymous No.215253701
>>215253679
Wrong! Stop with your misogyny and maybe you will get to touch a girl. Protip from your buddy.
Anonymous No.215253714
>>215253695
That wasnt why. The girls they liked were into me and they knew it. That is why I was a threat.
Anonymous No.215253813
>>215253633
Anyone can see porn stars naked. Normal girls are sexy.
Anonymous No.215253821
>>215253602
nope
>>215253623
ok Adam Sandler
Anonymous No.215253863
>>215253345
Purple man should have had Jessica Jones lezzing out with Scarlett witch and black widow. He had no ambition!
Anonymous No.215253896 >>215253918 >>215253939
>>215251548 (OP)
Why does the media keep making white men play jeet roles? Jeets are the ones that act like this.
Anonymous No.215253918 >>215253977
>>215253896
all supes are American
Anonymous No.215253939
>>215253896
You weren't paying g attention in school if you didn't have guys creeping on girls and making them uncomfortable.
Anonymous No.215253946 >>215253965
>>215253615
Everyone know that’s what it’s supposed to be, the problem is it makes no sense with a woman that ugly.
Anonymous No.215253965
>>215253946
Come on, she isn't some gargoyle. Anyone on here would be thrilled for that girl to talk to them about the thing or play returnal with them.
Anonymous No.215253977
>>215253918
The pigtails sealed the deal, I want her pretty chocolate face.
Anonymous No.215253989 >>215254022
>>215251548 (OP)
Shapeshifting, so I can finally be who I was born to be.
Anonymous No.215253997
>>215253605
Anonymous No.215254022
>>215253989
Is that orkin from the collection films?
Anonymous No.215254166 >>215254644
>>215251548 (OP)
Why is it ALWAYS overcast in shows and movies these days?

I honestly cant remember the last time I saw a show/film that was made after 2020 where there was proper daylight with highlights and harsh shadows, everything just looks like a flat mush.

Yeah yeah, I know, digital cameras and increased dynamic range and all that shit, but why do they then mush everything into this flat looking shit where it looks like the world is perpetually overcast?
Anonymous No.215254234
>>215251548 (OP)
>x-ray vision
How quaint. In order for it to be super, he'd need the ability to record it.
Anonymous No.215254519
>>215251548 (OP)
My power would be that my cum is the most addictive substance in the universe.
Anonymous No.215254644
>>215254166
It's not overcast, it's the smog above the filming location.
Anonymous No.215254648
>>215252324
>everyone gets powers related to their personalities
>annoying dickhead gets infinite respawns
>run-really-fast guy gets time travel
>feels-judged girl gets mind reading
>autist gets invisibility

>hot slag gets instarape on skin to skin contact
kino
Anonymous No.215254720 >>215255724
>>215251660
Literally the most retarded and boring pick possible. At least pick a power that gives you flight as a side effect like telekinesis or shape shifting. For me, it’s Plasticman level stretchiness/malleability.
Anonymous No.215254756 >>215267229
>>215251548 (OP)
Spiderman.
But in nevada..
So you cant web sling because its flat as fuck. No buildings. Only sand.

Enemy sand man will be at his most powerful though. So you've got that to look forward to.
Anonymous No.215254790
>>215251548 (OP)
To regrow my virginity everytime I fuck.
Anonymous No.215254803
>>215251548 (OP)
he's a pubes guy
Anonymous No.215254807
>>215251548 (OP)
Rape or alternatively >>215251651
Anonymous No.215254888 >>215254972
>>215252013
>>215251548 (OP)
I have no idea what this garbage is but i think im going to keep it that way
Anonymous No.215254919 >>215254937
>>215251548 (OP)
I would like to be able to make anime real simply by using manojava siddhi (which is the ability to instantly take your body wherever your mind goes, which is basically teleportation) to teleport myself into a universe where anime is real. In the ancient Sanskrit language of India, the word 'siddhi' means 'perfection'. In its most common usage, the word 'siddhi' refers to an ability that is a natural and inherent faculty of our true identities as eternally alive souls. The soul is smaller than an atom and larger than the universe. The soul is infinitely small and infinitely large. The soul is ALL-PERFECT AND EVER-PERFECT. The soul is the storehouse of ALL ENERGY, ALL POWER AND ALL STRENGTH. The soul is PURE CONSCIOUSNESS. The soul possesses ALL siddhis and there are an INFINITE number of siddhis. Among all of these siddhis, there are considered to be eight major siddhis. Siddhis can be awakened through a variety of methods. In Patanjali's Yoga Sutras IV.1, it is stated:

"Siddhis may be attained through birth, the use of herbs, incantations, self-discipline or samadhi."

Here is a list of the eight major siddhis (in no particular order):

Laghima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as light as you want.

Garima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as heavy as you want.

Mahima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as large as you want.

Anima siddhi: Making your body and/or anything else as small as you want.

Prapti siddhi: Having unrestricted access to any and/or all places.

Prakamya siddhi: Fulfillment of whatever you desire.

Isitva siddhi: Control over any and/or all of the laws of nature.

Vasitva siddhi: Being able to control any and/or all beings.

"A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent, life shall be longer, and shall pass into the immortal, as gently as we awake from dreams." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (end of part 1)
Anonymous No.215254937
>>215254919
(start of part 2) You can awaken your siddhis through samyama, which is a state of consciousness in which one perceives the fundamental level of 'reality' where a perceiving subject (like you, for example) is merged with your perceived object. For example, to achieve laghima siddhi, you have to perform samyama on the lightness of a feather (for example) so that you become as light as that feather (or that you become the lightness of that feather, if you want to look at it that way). (end)
Anonymous No.215254972 >>215255071 >>215255139 >>215264778
>>215254888
thanks for the bump
Anonymous No.215255020
What show is this?
Anonymous No.215255031
>>215252062
Well yea because when Hollywood tried appealing to women they ended up only appealing to fags, so everyone realized they would rather have the male gaze over male gays.
Case in point: >>215252013
>>215252225
Anonymous No.215255071
>>215254972
red should of been this
Anonymous No.215255076
Clone army
Anonymous No.215255095 >>215255212
buy an ad: the thread
Anonymous No.215255139
>>215254972
Is this just a gay version of Xmen for the 63th time?
Anonymous No.215255141 >>215264556
My favorite power has always been gravity and push/pull manipulation. Sure I guess telekinesis would be the same thing but better, but I always liked the aesthetic and brute force of gravity.
Other than that something like elemental control of fire and/or electricity would be really cool.
Anonymous No.215255212 >>215257460
>>215255095
I pirated then made the webms. Cope.
Anonymous No.215255367
the ability to instantly kill all niggers, jews, federal agents, and 4chan moderators with a thought. sort of like magneto but i control faggots. trooneto. i was in the holocaust though so it's okay to do a heckin terrorism
Anonymous No.215255373 >>215268918
>every single instance of nudity is covered up or so over the top that it's played for laughs
Whoever wrote this is deeply sexually frustrated. Maybe grew up mormon or with extremely prudish parents. But that person absolutely despises all forms of sensuality and can only enjoy the most extreme forms of sex. Like straight up double anal, facial abuse and gangbangs.
Anonymous No.215255389
>>215252887
This would be a pretty good comedy
Anonymous No.215255408
>>215252178
>>215252142
ACK!!!
Anonymous No.215255418 >>215255450
>>215251548 (OP)
by the way this whole scene is cringe retard slop for gay nigger faggots and women (retarded)

if this guy has XRAY VISION then he's seductively biting his lips over seeing her BONES. her fucking BONES

if he's actually just seeing through her clothing to skin level then in this retarded, jewish designed fictional universe there is literally a power that is just "see through clothes vision" and only some slimy, semitic, hebrew fucking kike could come up with something like that. jewish """people""" of the jewish faith dream of having this ability so they can prowl elementary schools and jack off to the children there. jews should be removed from our society or killed. the government should legally enact this measure
Anonymous No.215255442
>>215251548 (OP)
I would pay with my soul for invisibilty
Anonymous No.215255450 >>215255466
>>215255418
it's not said what sort of vision he has but he can clearly see through the clothes and is looking at her enormous bush based on the reaction. So many retards ITT are thinking that scene it's actually funny
Anonymous No.215255466
>>215255450
i hate kikes and niggers
Anonymous No.215255492 >>215255580
>>215251548 (OP)
freezing time while still being able to move and act freely while it's frozen
Anonymous No.215255505 >>215255624
>>215251548 (OP)
Shrinking that comes with massively increased durability and no need to breathe or eat for a long time.
Anonymous No.215255514
>>215252013
>season 2
Anonymous No.215255541
>>215251548 (OP)
why is the whore upset? it's different than a TSA scan
Anonymous No.215255580
>>215255492
Anonymous No.215255624 >>215255922
>>215255505
Anonymous No.215255664 >>215255695
>>215251548 (OP)
It used to be telekinesis, but after reading the original Secret Wars storyline, I want Molecule Man’s power. The ability to control everything on the molecular level essentially makes you god.
Anonymous No.215255695 >>215255823 >>215264778
>>215255664
isn't that just Dr Manhattan? which has always been my dream superpower. That or being able to read minds
Anonymous No.215255721 >>215255808
Oh my fucking god only a bit longer and this fucking slop will be over
Anonymous No.215255724 >>215269123
>>215254720
Just shut the fuck up you fucking annoying dork piece of shit nerd.
Anonymous No.215255739
>>215251681
It's done like a comedy but I know in my heart that it isn't one.
Anonymous No.215255771
>>215251548 (OP)
>WOWZA AN UGLY MIDDLE AGED HAG
>*licks lips*
>Ahem...
>*loosens tie while having a visible erection*
>If you would be so kind as to move over here for a "cavity search"
>*chuckles and unbuckles belt*
Anonymous No.215255796
I choose omnipotence.
Anonymous No.215255808 >>215255924
>>215255721
he doesn't know !
Anonymous No.215255820
>>215251660
Really I always thought super strength is the coolest. You could just tear people in half. You could beat anybody up.
Anonymous No.215255823
>>215255695
Essentially, yeah. I just found him particularly interesting because in spite of all his powers, he remains a regular ass dude who just wants to be left alone to watch Sanford & Son reruns with his girlfriend.

In Secret Wars 2, the Beyonder takes human form in 616 in order to essentially live a life with limitations and is constantly fucking up because he’s trying to do good by solving the entire universe’s problems, up to and including killing Death herself, and being perplexed by the idea that overcoming hardship and the drive to avoid death is what prompts people to take action in life. He hangs out with Molecule Man to give him the mortal perspective, because he’s the only guy in the universe who he kind of considers his equal.
Anonymous No.215255839
>>215251548 (OP)
Making women feel safe, supported and loved.
Anonymous No.215255922
>>215255624
Anonymous No.215255924
>>215255808
Eh with this at least I'll have the satisfaction of knowing it's failing.
Anonymous No.215255997
>>215252044
>>215251949
>>215251912
DC comics got you covered.
Anonymous No.215256248 >>215256720
>>215251548 (OP)
Save states, like in groundhog day but under my control.
Anonymous No.215256609
DAH MAIL GAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *LICKITY DA LIPS SO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING* WOWZERS
Anonymous No.215256673 >>215262713
>>215252217
> Police squad was cancelled because "viewers needed to watch the show to get the jokes"
> those executives now run everything
Anonymous No.215256720
>>215256248
That's just time travel with video game mechanics.
Anonymous No.215257460
>>215255212
That was based. Now stop seeding it.
Anonymous No.215257568 >>215257871 >>215262959
>>215251651
Unironically would be a cool superpower. Especially if it's done in a reciprocal way where you can only get benefits from people thinking of you as a friend if you actually put effort into befriending them first.
Anonymous No.215257584
>>215252013
Hot
Anonymous No.215257834 >>215257961
>>215251548 (OP)
>Time Stop
>Super Speed
>Super Charisma
>Immortality
My Mount Rushmore of superpowers.
Anonymous No.215257871
>>215257568
That is just real life friendship.
Anonymous No.215257875
>>215252788
eh, could have been worse, could have been the "Guy peeking from another guy's asshole"
Anonymous No.215257907
>>215251548 (OP)
time travel

to fix my mistakes and try again
Anonymous No.215257928 >>215258267 >>215259095
What show is this
Anonymous No.215257961 >>215258695
>>215257834
OP if you could take all those. Also, it's only one superpower, I assume. Which out of those I think I would take Time Stop. That or super charisma.
Anonymous No.215258027 >>215269974
Unlimited energy
Basically I never get tired, I never sleep, Always on top
Anonymous No.215258112
Was jupiter's legacy on some terrible network? Why did the boys get big but jl didnt?
Anonymous No.215258142
Orange Man. I can turn yellow and fall apart.
Anonymous No.215258156
Immortality
Anonymous No.215258267 >>215258285
>>215257928
read the filename nigga
Anonymous No.215258285 >>215258415
>>215258267
I can't but ok
Anonymous No.215258415 >>215258438
>>215258285
Gen V?
Anonymous No.215258438 >>215259047
>>215258415
He's a phone cuck, don't enable him.
Anonymous No.215258695
>>215257961
I ordered them by priority.
Anonymous No.215259047
>>215258438
I guessed on my on, faggot. I just haven't seen the new season, is that ok with you, faggot
Anonymous No.215259074
>>215251705
Sheeeeeit.
Anonymous No.215259095
>>215257928
The Boys, but somehow even gayer.
Anonymous No.215259172 >>215259434
>>215252013
I hate Americans so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.215259434 >>215259691
>>215259172
It is perfectly natural for a man to envy his betters. Take from that whatever comfort you can.
Anonymous No.215259518 >>215259696
Time travel + invisibility
Anonymous No.215259628
>>215252067
Covered women and negroes
Anonymous No.215259670
>>215253615
Ah Jewish humiliation fetish. Thanks rabbi, for the 110th time
Anonymous No.215259691
>>215259434
Just as well hate and envy are completely different then
Anonymous No.215259696 >>215259772
>>215259518
So you can rape the same woman over and over and make every time feel like the first time for her?
Anonymous No.215259706
My ass is turning into Jim Carrey's face. It makes crazy faces when I shit.
Anonymous No.215259772 >>215259883
>>215259696
I was planning on going to the future and sneaking into private screenings of movies, then going back and spoiling them for everyone.
Anonymous No.215259883
>>215259772
That's pretty fucked up.
Anonymous No.215260104
>>215251548 (OP)
This exact shit is why is dropped the Substance 10-15min in. It's not enough to have white, straight people be the villain at every turn. They also have to be as DISGUSTING and deplorable as humanly possibly (just to drive the point across for retarded viewers but really to set up illusory strawmen in ignorant viewers minds).
Every dude in Substance was vile on every level. They try to play it comically but the only joke is "hey, they REALLY are that gross, huh?."
Same shit why I dropped Boys start of S4 because the shit that started cropping up S2 and really reared its head in S3 got doubled-dopwn on.
Gen V S2. I trhink I made it 2 eps in? I dropped it literally at a point where there were three straight scenes where each one had to have a worked-in deparate dig at people on the opposing political spectrum, or just white people in general.
Read the comic during its original run and it may have been edgy 8/10 schlock, but it had approximately ZERO current year political bitching or messaging other than vague anti-corporatism and misanthropy.
Anonymous No.215260598
>>215252624
I can already read minds using schizophrenia and it just makes me overly self conscious because i can't just be myself, other just take all the room in my head leaving none for me to think. Not a cool power.
Anonymous No.215260793
>super heros
>But edgy
Not even real edgy either. The racist bigot characters are afraid to say any slurs. The boys comic at least had that.
Anonymous No.215261577
Hypnosis
Anonymous No.215261870
>>215251960
>>215251871
For me Pearl Jam is the best stand for real life
Anonymous No.215261903 >>215262219
imagine being able to transform into a hot woman
Anonymous No.215261956 >>215261978
>>215252153
ironic faggot posting is still faggot posting. I don't want to be grossed out by gay shit while I'm trying to relax. It's possible to make those jokes without the gratuitous imagery
Anonymous No.215261978 >>215263457
>>215261956
>I don't want to be grossed out by gay shit while I'm trying to relax.
you wouldn't be if you weren't a little bitch
Anonymous No.215262084
A loving gf
Anonymous No.215262219
>>215261903
this but keep the penis
Anonymous No.215262275
>>215251548 (OP)
Time or shapeshifting.
Anonymous No.215262344
>>215252062
how do they get away with this homophobic language? Calling it the "male gaze" marginalizes the lesbian experience. Men arent the only ones who find females attractive
Anonymous No.215262433
>>215251548 (OP)
this shit is so fucking corny
you'd have to be underage or brown to sit through a whole show of this
Anonymous No.215262480
>>215251548 (OP)
shitting myself without clean my ass
Anonymous No.215262511
>>215251548 (OP)
Getting any woman I want to fuck me real bad.
Anonymous No.215262531
>>215251548 (OP)
I would like to be able to detonate myself with the power of 1 billion nuclear warheads but only once.
Anonymous No.215262627
>>215251548 (OP)
Supermans powers would be pretty neat
Anonymous No.215262685 >>215263135
>>215251681
Yea you notice this shit a lot with modern tv. I almost can't blame them, I watch a lot of reaction channels (I know, kill me later) and the room temperature retarded normalfags out there have zero observational skills.
Anonymous No.215262703
>>215251548 (OP)
kek. reminds me of those scenes in animes, where they introduce the random thugs the protagonist's about to murder, and they're all the most screeching psycho lunatics you can imagine, just laughing about all the women they just raped and then unnecessarily cannibalized while lamenting that they didn't manage to top their child-killing record from last month. when you REALLY need to get punched in the face with the message that you should hate these guys so it's OK when the protagonist goes on to kill them (after trying to solve the conflict non-violently or without killing anyone three times before they're FORCED to do so)
but at least anime has the excuse that it's pure autism for retarded guys. but then I guess modern-day /tv/ has just become that as well, just for retarded women instead of retarded men
Anonymous No.215262713
>>215252217
>>215256673
this is unironically a real thing, shows are developed these days with very simple framing and cinematography because they know the audience isn't actually looking at it
Anonymous No.215262744
>>215251548 (OP)
chronicle tier telekinesis. In the end, all powers are basically moving stuff with your mind, if you get powers that let you fuck with reality from your mind to matter directly then you are bound to discover almost every power with time. You can start perceiving space beyong the human mind can and just "move it" or yourself across it and have teleportation, you can learn to see and move biology to the minute detail, granting you biokinesis. Control over atmosphere and atoms that allows you to start fire out of seemingly nowhere and moving lightnings, so long as you are no limited by human senses alone you are free to learn to be a god so long as you are creative. That or shapeshitfing alongside an ability to control my mass and weight related to volume, so i can be as heavy or light as i needed, it would be so fun and convenient.
Anonymous No.215262775
Why is so much of modern television centered around portraying humans as disgusting, cruel and depraved monsters?
Anonymous No.215262815 >>215262849 >>215262876 >>215264705 >>215264778
thoughts on Bushmaster's power?
Anonymous No.215262830 >>215262893 >>215262905
>>215251892
Teleportation has a lot of ways it could go wrong. End up in a wall or somewhere with no air.
Anonymous No.215262849
>>215262815
she should walk everywhere coiled up in a sweaty suit of her own pubes, tightly packed and weaved into a bulletproof armor she can control with fine dextery.
Anonymous No.215262876 >>215263622
>>215262815
>people willingly watch this shit
Anonymous No.215262893
>>215262830
The earth is constantly spinning and moving so teleporting would most likely dump you into the vacuum of space
Anonymous No.215262905
>>215262830
it really depends if it's instant teleportation, which would break the human mind since you'd be, at a moment, in seemingly two places at once like a shrodinger cat whatever or you'd have a slight lag between places, which you need to be really careful because if your power doesn't instantly rerout you, you get stuck in a wall or dirt because the planet moved while your coordinates were still.
Anonymous No.215262927
>>215251548 (OP)
I could tell if someone was evil from just seeing their nose or hearing their last name
Anonymous No.215262959
>>215257568
Nigga that's just friendship
Anonymous No.215262961
>>215251548 (OP)
I want to be a shapeshifter. I would scam restaurants out of free meals and alcohol by pretending to be Tom Cruise. Definitely wouldn't use it to help people or anything gay like that.
Anonymous No.215262984 >>215267701
>>215251548 (OP)
Healing. I'd heal as many sick/injured people as I could for whatever time's left to me on this earth. I'd try to do it as low-key as possible so nobody would capture me and force me to only heal rich fucks, though.
Anonymous No.215263080
Why did Marie suddenly turn into a huge, irredeemabe bitch? That shit she said to her sister, before the blood raping of her friends, wtf
Anonymous No.215263135
>>215252013
I thought this webm was going to be some surreal one off scene of a naked gay doing some weird pose and that was it. Would have been funnier if that's all it was and it wasn't explained beyond that
>>215262685
I couldn't tell you how many times in the past years I've had to explain obvious plotlines and scenes even in modern movies to people I know after we've just walked out of the theater. Viewers now just watch Movies and TV for the "vibes" or "hype" moments that could be summarized in a social media short video and don't pay attention to anything beyond that. It may be trite but goy cattle is an amazingly apt descriptor for the bulk of modern audiences.
Anonymous No.215263457
>>215261978
Having a healthy disgust response doesn't make me a little bitch. However having a dysfunctional one makes you a raging faggot
Anonymous No.215263470 >>215263571 >>215263771
These webms are insane. It's like they had gooner porn addicts come up with bizarre thinly veiled fetish ideas, then ran them through a committee who's endgoal was to make them all gay, totally neutered, and completely unsexy
Anonymous No.215263517
I choose reality warping then I would erase this gay ass show erase 4chan and erase all of you, best power
Anonymous No.215263571
>>215263470
it's just a funny show
Anonymous No.215263589
>>215251548 (OP)
>"ugh, attractive men constantly ogle my body all the time!"
>bitch looks like a 5/10
Another ugly woman fantasy lmao.
Anonymous No.215263622 >>215270426
>>215262876
Space ghost in the year 2025?!
Anonymous No.215263635 >>215263907
>there have now been THREE separate TV shows where a man puts his entire body into his gay lover's asshole
Anonymous No.215263771
>>215263470
The jew that took over the show after the original creator left is a literal man baby that acts like he's the coolest kid in school because he knows porn sites and live leak. Legitimate read any interview with him and you would think you were talking to a 13 year old that just found out what ED or Porn Hub is for the first time.
Anonymous No.215263883
>>215253558
You would never guess what their religion is, I'll start: Starts with a J...
Anonymous No.215263907
>>215263635
"name three" posters in shambles
Anonymous No.215263963
>>215251548 (OP)
Time traveling
Anonymous No.215263994
>>215251548 (OP)
Immortality and absolute indestructibility.
Anonymous No.215264556
>>215255141
Telekinesis can do some things easier/differently than gravity [for example, with gravity the lighter something is, the harder it would be to move. Subtly opening a door or pick-pocketing would be agonizing with gravity compared to telekinesis, but throwing a truck at someone would be much easier]
However, gravity theoretically do anything telekinesis can do and so much more.
Like bending light to create illusions.

Basically any power that works on one of the fundamental forces gets stupidly overpowered if you think about it hard enough.
Anonymous No.215264652
>>215251548 (OP)
Viltrumite DNA or a connection to the Speed Force.
Anonymous No.215264705
>>215262815
The way people are reacting to this is how I feel about all the stretchy and hairkinesis powered characters. lol
Anonymous No.215264778 >>215264811 >>215265953 >>215269336
>>215262815
>>215255695
>>215254972
>>215252471
>>215252013
so is this show just like degenerate fetish theater or what?
Anonymous No.215264811 >>215265018 >>215270746
>>215264778
no, i selectively only post those scenes, it angers /tv/ more
Anonymous No.215265018 >>215265071 >>215266016
>>215264811
But why are there so many of them?
Anonymous No.215265071 >>215266016
>>215265018
because it's writers just pushing all their fetishes out there under the disguise of "LOL outrageous funny"
Anonymous No.215265094
>>215252136
>everything else be in slow-motion?
Everything would seem slow motion to you as you force your self to move at normal speed. Picture the frustration of being behind people moving at a snails pace..... but it's everything and always.
The best power IMO is telekinetic push/pull powers. Cheat your way to an easy life fixing sports games from the cheap seats. The proliferation of online gambling and easy ticket buying online makes this insanely easy. You could make enough in a few years to retire from game fixing.
It's also a decent all around quality of life skill. Good for every day. Good for self defense. Villain mode? You could also pretty much kill anyone or do serious damage to property etc.
Anonymous No.215265278
>>215253602
Yeah, it's Pippin from Magic the Gathering.
Anonymous No.215265471
>>215252013
did seth rogen produce this
Anonymous No.215265496
The ability to have the exact amount of whatever I need in order to complete a task
Anonymous No.215265507
>>215252067
>"they gave us a nigger and a white woman together! worth!"
Anonymous No.215265714
>>215251548 (OP)
Superpower to negate all other superpowers. Duh
Anonymous No.215265953 >>215268533
>>215264778
Created and produced by jews
Anonymous No.215266016 >>215267082 >>215267927 >>215271735
>>215265018
world building, it just shows how degenerate supes are with their powers, especially teenagers in this show. But ofc /tv/ is so braindead nowadays that this is how much their IQ will carry them >>215265071
yeah dude the writers have the fetish of exiting an anus or exploding a dick and put it on television to tell us that. God damn this place is retarded
Anonymous No.215266353 >>215266662
>only 5 people said immortality
I would say "Immortality with my 30 year old youth and no I don't get dementia or some monkeys paw"
Then who cares, I can amass power through living long enough
Anonymous No.215266662
>>215266353
low iq answer. u know the world is not static, right?
Anonymous No.215266749
>>215252197
That's bullshit I could believe it if it weren't for the shot panning down her body.
Anonymous No.215267082
>>215266016
Why did we need a world built around the idea of teenage superheroes being sexually degenerate?
Anonymous No.215267229 >>215268870
>>215254756
They did that with Scarlet Spider briefly.
Anonymous No.215267548
>>215251548 (OP)
powers of SCP-1504 but i can turn if off/on when i want
>All actions carried out by SCP-1504 will be perceived by surrounding individuals as being within expectations for the situation
Anonymous No.215267701
>>215262984
Bless you. I was busy thinking of a self-serving super power like mind reading or shapeshifting but now I want to heal others and make them feel good.
Anonymous No.215267927
>>215266016
Shut up you dumb fucking shit. Worldbuilding needed exploding dicks and people crawling in out and of men's asses.

"people will be degenerates" WHADDA FUCKING BRAINSTORM! No show or movie EVER did that before. We definitely needed that shown over and over and over. It couldn't possibly be that the showrunners are the degenerates.

Neck yourself.
Anonymous No.215267945
>>215251548 (OP)
to exterminate an entire race with a single thought
and I don't even need to use it more than 2 or 3 times
hell I could fix most of the worlds problems with (((one))) use
Anonymous No.215268068
>>215252178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ9C-pao0lw
Anonymous No.215268154
>>215251660
wrong - teleportation. Though stealing other superpowers is pretty nifty.
Anonymous No.215268200
>>215253279
>>215252159
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl,_the_Gold_Watch_%26_Everything_(film)
Goes back to 1980 at least.
Anonymous No.215268222
Anonymous No.215268225 >>215268409
>>215252471
>>215252013
Jesus Christ prove that this isn't jewish degeneracy.
Anonymous No.215268261
The power to make people cum with just a touch.
Anonymous No.215268409
>>215268225
I'd love to see the actors tell people the part they're playing.
Anonymous No.215268533
>>215265953
that goes without saying.
Anonymous No.215268803
Overpowered Telekenesis and basic invincibility
but I wouldn't go power trip with it. I would just wander around and completely clown punks who think their various gimmick powers make them feel like gods by simply flinging them into space.
Shockwaves? Space.
Fire Manipulation? Space.
Putting things up your ass? Space.
captha 40GAN, I wear a mens cardigan and drive a ford. I am Fordigan
Anonymous No.215268826
Invisible socks. No one will see my feet. No one.
Anonymous No.215268870
>>215267229
Sounds gay
Anonymous No.215268874
>>215252217
>People who are looking at their phones 90% of the time and will only pop up when it’s suddenly a bit too quiet and nobody’s talking.
Anonymous No.215268918
>>215255373
I think a huge part of the success of capeshit is that even the average normie in a relationship has went down the isolation, sexless fetishization of everything and personality disorder that in the past century was reserved for comic book and sci-fi writers writing for other frustrated perpetual teenagers.
Anonymous No.215269065
Smoke Detector Synthesis
I can, at will, create the low battery sound of a smoke detector and project it to make it sound like its coming from a specific spot, within a certain range.
Anonymous No.215269074
time stop obviously
Anonymous No.215269105 >>215269272
a lot of people are choosing powers in this thread that would not protect them from a high-caliber round or a predator drone while they're sleeping.
Anonymous No.215269123
>>215255724
Triggered because you know I’m right. Sorry you have no personality you boring faggot.
Anonymous No.215269177
>>215251763
>>215251905
THIS
he should be looking at highschool kids
Anonymous No.215269220
Shooting small yellow balls from your finger.
Anonymous No.215269226
>>215251986
How else do you expect them to pad 25 minutes of actual plot into eight hours, anon? Cut 'em some slack, they're not miracle workers.
Anonymous No.215269272 >>215270144
>>215269105
Fine how about a serious one
Visual I/O
I can turn on or off, or completely disable, any device simply by looking at it and focusing on it to do so. this can be as simple as turning on or off a TV, to something as complex as disabling the electricity in a plane and causing it to drop from the sky.
Anonymous No.215269315
>>215251705
It is. Boomers think everyone is as fucking retarded as they are.
Anonymous No.215269336
>>215264778
Literally yes. There was a wave of this shit that included invincible, this retarded shit, etc.
Anonymous No.215269359 >>215269391 >>215269597
Immortality
Anonymous No.215269391
>>215269359
I bet Genie's love to see you coming. lol
Anonymous No.215269418
Black holes. The ability to control black holes.
Anonymous No.215269437
New season is so fucking bad
Anonymous No.215269473
>>215251548 (OP)
When I got telekinesis superpowers I had expand into the universe to help relate to everything. Superpowers are meant to be small to others, or you are defeating yourselves.
Anonymous No.215269597
>>215269359
Granted. You have perfect immortality. Nothing can physically harm you, no disease can get to you, you stop aging. It's nice for a while, you live through humanity's ups and downs. And then there's more downs than ups, and then there's only downs, and humanity collapses and takes the ecosystem with it. The last great extinction rolls through and there's nothing you can do to stop it. All life dies. Earth is barren. There's no food but the terrible gnawing in your stomach never stops, but you survive. There's no water but your body is wracked with the need for it, but you survive. There's no air but your lungs scream at you for breath, but you survive. There's no company but your delirious brain craves social interaction, but you survive. There's no stimulus. There's nothing. There's just you and a cold, dead husk of a planet. Forever.
Anonymous No.215269789
>>215251548 (OP)
at a certain point you'd get desensitized. especially with all the dudes and olds walking through.
Anonymous No.215269843
Ability to remove stench.
Anonymous No.215269950 >>215269967 >>215270144
I'm surprised that more people haven't mentioned omnipotence in this thread. It's basically all superpowers rolled into one.
Anonymous No.215269967
>>215269950
Because it's a boring superpower to speculate about. Whee, you can do anything. Yawn.
Anonymous No.215269974
>>215258027
This nigga wanna have perpetual motion. This nigga wanna violate the laws of thermodynamics.
Anonymous No.215270144
>>215269950
omnipotence is too much responsibility.

>>215269272
how does that protect you from lethal ordinance in your sleep? do you just project a 100m bubble around yourself that disables electronics? what if they drop a dumb bomb on you with no electronics in it?
Anonymous No.215270426
>>215263622
Sneedposting is as dead as…dead.
SpaceGhost, on the other hand, is coming back in a big fucking way.
Anonymous No.215270540
>>215251548 (OP)
I would like to be able to speak all languages. I’d still just be me, but I’d get to have dope conversations with everyone.
Space niggas. Other galaxy niggas. Angel niggas. Nigga niggas.

I could speak jive.
Anonymous No.215270618
>>215251777
>look at ugly woman's pussy
>start making sex faces for some reason
Unless this is some side effect to his superpower this is dumb as shit

Energy control/ Kinetic powers would be optimum.
Anonymous No.215270666
>>215252014
Being a masochistic cuck isn't a superpower.
Anonymous No.215270746
>>215264811
>only takes one stupid moment like this
>there's this many of them

It's degenerate fetish theater
Anonymous No.215271735
>>215266016
You do understand that porn addiction leads to people developing more and more extreme fetishes as they become desensitized to seeing regular sex.