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Anonymous No.215259298 >>215260059 >>215261454 >>215261538 >>215261565 >>215262608 >>215266783 >>215267129 >>215270867
Bam Margera— what will he do next?
Anonymous No.215259308 >>215259338
Relapse hopefully we need that final season
Anonymous No.215259319 >>215270448
Realistically? probably this. Hopefully not I am a huge jackass/bam fan.
Anonymous No.215259324 >>215262398
blame that Finnish rocker
Anonymous No.215259338
>>215259308
I care more about finally seeing the original Lamborghini Tooth Pull. That would be a legendary lost media find
Anonymous No.215259381 >>215261419
he will get lead role in a "serious" a24 movie
Anonymous No.215259465
>be me
>bam margera
>yea mon
>want to get revenge on that poison cocksucker johnny COCKSville
>drive to his house while sippin a mingin’ ass beer
>its dark
>all the lights are off
>walk up to the front door
>fall in a snake pit
>the jackass guys jump out of the bushes
>they're all laughing and throwing snakes on me
>mfw
Anonymous No.215259751
Fishtank season 5
Anonymous No.215259835
>My name is Ryan Dunn, and I am going to put this full sized car up my ass.
Anonymous No.215259851 >>215260268 >>215260466
thanks Bam for getting me into symphonic black metal with hot female vocalists. HIM and Clutch aren't bad either
Anonymous No.215260059 >>215262752 >>215267115 >>215272212
>>215259298 (OP)
this is now a thread about actors that have made life altering transformations for their art
Anonymous No.215260268 >>215261612
>>215259851
He introduced me to the band Turbonegro
Anonymous No.215260466 >>215260536
>>215259851
What kind of fucknut listens to music because they think the singer is hot? Besides that is music for fat goth girls.
Anonymous No.215260536 >>215260600
>>215260466
clearly you've never heard of Wendy O. Williams. also the hot singer is just a bonus, fag
Anonymous No.215260600 >>215260669
>>215260536
This has to be bait
Anonymous No.215260669 >>215262416
>>215260600
you have to be developmentally stunted or homosexual. or maybe i'm just a massive pervert
Anonymous No.215260707 >>215261268 >>215261501 >>215262441
Who even uses venmo?
Anonymous No.215260779
>f-fuck you knoxv-*BLLEAAAARRGGHHH*
Anonymous No.215260812
what are ya speakin' greece
Anonymous No.215261074 >>215262497 >>215266742
Too bad the Viva la Bam DVDs are so expensive on ebay
Anonymous No.215261115 >>215261175
Doesn't he need to build a skate park to appease Ryan Dunn's ghost?
Anonymous No.215261175 >>215261717 >>215262750
>>215261115
Dunn was whacked by the government. They knew that if the next Jackass movie was good then that could lead to peace in America. By killing a member of the cast, they ensured that the group would be fractured, leading to a shitty 4th movie. Bam was a patsy.
Anonymous No.215261203
The pirate-guy was annoying and not funny at all.
Anonymous No.215261268
>>215260707
>just one fuckin bewne dude
Anonymous No.215261358 >>215261526 >>215261769 >>215268181 >>215272255
I like how nobody is old enough to discuss this show here. It’s all earth rock and cumtown references
Anonymous No.215261419 >>215267143
>>215259381
>1942, Auschwitz
>*piano note*
>One man was just following orders
*piano note*
>Until…
>He wasn’t
*Smashcut to kids in pajamas fashioning a makeshift skateboard while a guard whose face is obscured from view watches*
>This Summer
>Bam Margera is
>The Guard
>*BRAAAHM*
Anonymous No.215261454
>>215259298 (OP)
die probably
Anonymous No.215261475 >>215261587
Anonymous No.215261501
>>215260707
Escorts. They also use Cashapp.
Or so I've heard haha
Anonymous No.215261526 >>215261550 >>215261564 >>215264382
>>215261358
what is there to discuss? the show didn't age well. it's just retards
Anonymous No.215261538
>>215259298 (OP)
In hindsight Bam really was a bitch and an asshole.
Anonymous No.215261539
STOP SUNKIN' MY DICK BAM
Anonymous No.215261550 >>215261613
>>215261526
Zoom zoom.
Anonymous No.215261564 >>215261613
>>215261526
don vito is important
Anonymous No.215261565 >>215261570 >>215261576
>>215259298 (OP)
Is he still fucking this guy?
Anonymous No.215261570 >>215261641
>>215261565
ville hasn't been fuckable for over 20 decades
Anonymous No.215261576 >>215263091
>>215261565
Nah. He dumped Bam after he got clean, and Bam became an Earthrocker™
Anonymous No.215261587 >>215270425
>>215261475
How did they get away with it?
Anonymous No.215261612
>>215260268
>Turbonegro
How did they get away with it?
Anonymous No.215261613
>>215261550
you start then. what was your favorite ep or stunt, and what made it stand out over the others? how upset did it make april
>>215261564
see this right here is a good example. the whole point of talking about them is the shit they got into later in life lmao. the shows sucked
Anonymous No.215261641 >>215261732 >>215263091
>>215261570
Damn you're right, he looks like shit!
Anonymous No.215261693 >>215261931
johnny knoxville brought the more respectable formal elements and a sense of Cinematic Ambition to the jackass series: the conceptual gags & costumes, the conscious lineage with hollywood stuntwork & daredevils like evel knievel. but bam is truly the dirtbag mini-DV new media auteur at its heart, all mean-spirited candid camera fuckery, suburban mind-rot, dust-off huffing, & shopping cart jousting (plus bam was the one who could actually skate). knoxville's work is about pushing the body beyond its limits, while bam's is fundamentally about a kind of depressive self-harm, hurting yourself for no reason other than what the fuck else is there to do in west chester at 2am except jerk off and give your friends concussions in a big lots parking lot, as the title Camp Kill Yourself makes fairly explicit. teenage wasteland
Anonymous No.215261717
>>215261175
dunn got whacked by a pole
Anonymous No.215261732 >>215262456 >>215267145
>>215261641
You really only have two (2) options to choose from when it comes to aging for goth musicians:
Crackhead tranny or Rasputin
Anonymous No.215261769
>>215261358
You get plenty of jackass/CKY discussion in these threads but what are we going to do besides discuss which stunt was the funniest or how they pulled it off? I did enough of that in middle school. Bam's decline is much more interesting as an adult.
Anonymous No.215261902 >>215261961 >>215262026 >>215262488
Бaм Mapгepa
What will he do next?
Anonymous No.215261931
>>215261693
PJ CLAPP IS TOO HANDSOME TOO SIGN THE CONTRACT AND GET KNOCKED OUT IN ONE PUNCH
BLEAURRRGHHH
Anonymous No.215261961 >>215262027
I just want him and Dico to be cool more than anything.
>>215261902
Big pop
Anonymous No.215262026
>>215261902
I'd love to see him launch big turds with those rocket launchers
Anonymous No.215262027 >>215262094
>>215261961
I think this was the last entertainment content Dico did

https://youtu.be/WHZWVMM0PR0?si=umP5DYBuKsFbnXTz
Anonymous No.215262094 >>215262115
>>215262027
Steve-O teased us 2 years ago and never followed up
https://youtu.be/WkS3mThNMPA
Anonymous No.215262115 >>215262556
>>215262094
He said that Dico can’t come on the show unless he has something to promote. What a dick
Anonymous No.215262398
>>215259324
Vallo tried to save him.
Anonymous No.215262416 >>215262508
>>215260669
None of those are mutually exclusive outcomes.
Anonymous No.215262441
>>215260707
I pay my lawn service with it
Anonymous No.215262456
>>215261732
kek
Anonymous No.215262488 >>215262554
>>215261902
Do you think if he skateboards with Putin the Russians would stop the war?
Anonymous No.215262497
>>215261074
Those were probably dirt cheap couple months after release, then unsold stock ended up on landfill and now that shit is rare.
Anonymous No.215262508 >>215262539
>>215262416
You don’t have to be an emotionally stunted homosexual to be an earthrocker.
Anonymous No.215262539
>>215262508
Just saying a person can be developmentally stunted, a homosexual, and a massive pervert all at the same time.
Anonymous No.215262554
>>215262488
BREAKING NEWS: Russia/Ukraine war OVER after Russian President Vladimir Putin loses a game of S-K-A-T-E to Ukrainian General Бaм Mapгepa
Anonymous No.215262556 >>215262612 >>215267398
The 'lost' Iceland episode is based and probably the stupidest thing any of them have ever done to my knowledge
https://youtu.be/5A5QTrjrgPU?si=TaCsaMYbmnG9o4UW
>>215262115
Steve O seems like such a fucking fag now.
Anonymous No.215262608
>>215259298 (OP)
Probably just continue skating if he can stay sober.
Anonymous No.215262612
>>215262556
I wish I had the money to say, "Fuck it. Let's go to Iceland in the morning."
Anonymous No.215262750
>>215261175
This is true, but rather wacked by forces of nature than the government. Jackass 4 conditioned people to a shittier version of reality
Anonymous No.215262752
>>215260059
That is a brutal walling
Anonymous No.215263091 >>215263373
>>215261576
>>215261641
Speaking about him in particular, guy who was their guitar technician wrote memoirs, it was released couple days ago. Once got he got sober, Ville became absolutely insufferable cunt. There is a reason the drummer of HIM left the band 2015 and plenty of all kinds of supporting staff also fucked off. Apparently last couple years of band were pretty fucked up. Since this Bam thread, Ville utterly fucked up their first show in US by going to party with Bam on previous night and showing up to the gig utterly shit faced, it was small club gig with half of the audience being music industry people and press. Kind fuck up that probably delayed HIM from getting major backing from label in US by years.
Anonymous No.215263160 >>215264376
I thought he was dead
Anonymous No.215263373 >>215265689
>>215263091
It’s a bad sign when sobriety is the thing that reveals the insufferable cunt within
Anonymous No.215264376
>>215263160
The old Bam is certainly dead
Anonymous No.215264382
>>215261526
>the show is retarded there's nothing to discuss
>discusses sam hyde and cumtown
faggots
Anonymous No.215265689 >>215266227
>>215263373
Kind of stuff he did once got sober. Hi-hat fails on drum set almost at the end of the gig, instead of ignoring drums being out of order for half a minute for drum technician to run to stage to fix it or replace it. Stop the performance on the spot and yell at band for couple minutes. Mic issues on sound check? Throw a water bottle at tour manager.
Anonymous No.215266227 >>215266616
>>215265689
People like this were drunks for a reason. They have some deep seeded insecurity or social anxiety, and self medicating with alcohol alleviates that. I've known plenty of alcoholics that are completely insufferable when sober, but also obnoxious when they are drunk, but there is a narrow window between those 2 states where they are wonderful people.
Anonymous No.215266616
>>215266227
I was a nice drunk. Now that I’m sober I have zero patience for people
Anonymous No.215266742
>>215261074
You can find the entire show on internet archive bro. See for yourself.
Anonymous No.215266783 >>215267294
>>215259298 (OP)
whatever the fuck he wants
Anonymous No.215267115
>>215260059
would
even harder actually, probably makes those "well i never!" old lady gobble sounds when you pound her throat
Anonymous No.215267129
>>215259298 (OP)
Drugs
Anonymous No.215267143
>>215261419
>"please! PLEASE! dont make me go to the gas chamber! i'll do anything!"
>"oh yeah? like what"
>"i'll...I'LL SUNK YOUR DINK!"
Anonymous No.215267145 >>215270077
>>215261732
Man, I miss Pete.
Anonymous No.215267164 >>215267235 >>215267840 >>215268202 >>215268212 >>215270117
Bam Margera was pretty wild. But nobodies wilder than the Wildboyz.
Anonymous No.215267184
Drink, probably
Anonymous No.215267235
>>215267164
shut up boner boy. Let’s get gay
Anonymous No.215267294
>>215266783
based
Anonymous No.215267398
>>215262556
the stole the barrel like a bunch of niggers
but then i laughed because they only took a single plastic barrel
this is straight up kino, thank you for sharing
Anonymous No.215267775
just picked this shit up from Spirit
Anonymous No.215267840
>>215267164
There was a great episode about the macaque monkey. I always love seeing macaque. Macaque is nice to look at, but it’s filthy and has a lot of disease
Anonymous No.215268181
>>215261358
Yo this is beahm marjera and this is "fart in april's pussy"
Anonymous No.215268202
>>215267164
They were two of the guys I liked the least during the Jackass days, but they became two of my favorites post Jackass.
Anonymous No.215268212
>>215267164
the episode where they party up in a tree house with jungle people was great
Anonymous No.215269192
Is anyone else Bammaxxing? I picked up the bad habit of using his custom slang in real life
Anonymous No.215270077 >>215270407
>>215267145
Anonymous No.215270117
>>215267164
>Nobody's wilder than the WildBoyz™ but the truth is we love animals
Anonymous No.215270407
>>215270077
Anonymous No.215270425
>>215261587
they're painted as wood it's not blackface
Anonymous No.215270448 >>215270538 >>215270640
>>215259319
Weirdly enough, I actually liked Don Vito the most out of his entire crew.
Even back in my 20s, I felt like Vito was the most relatable. I was genuinely envious of this fat old guy who just bummed around Westchester getting drunk and eating veal scallopini at his favorite watering holes.
It must have been so cozy living that lifestyle back in the 90s/2000s. RIP fat bastard.
https://youtu.be/mHNjmY0TdRs?si=iNvFedHN2XGB3VJf
Anonymous No.215270538
>>215270448
Same. He was a king of Pennsylvania
Anonymous No.215270640
>>215270448
>nephew gets rich and famous
>you get to mooch off of him
>all you have to do is let him destroy your car once in a while
Vito had it made. I don't know why he had to molesta la breastas and ruin it.
Anonymous No.215270867
>>215259298 (OP)
He's been sober for like a year and a half at this point and just skateboards and hangs out with skateboarders and signs autographs at convention centers for money. He's just another skateboomer ex pro now doing low impact stuff on mini ramps and stuff and that's fine. I enjoy watching clips on instagram.
Anonymous No.215270990
Bam making skate history videos with the dern bros is a good arc. I hope it continues
Anonymous No.215271002 >>215271019
>https://youtu.be/JlDayKaQmjs?si=whJa1YC61bvSkGXC
CKY 5
Anonymous No.215271019
>>215271002
Haggard was meant to be cky5.
Anonymous No.215271021
>Brandon Margera is planning to announce his sobriety. What's next for Bam? Death.
Anonymous No.215271029
Whatever the fuck he wan-ACK!
Anonymous No.215272185
HO CHI MINH
SHOOT A LOAD ON YOUR CHIN
Anonymous No.215272212
>>215260059
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous No.215272255
>>215261358
I was at a company training event last week where the guy giving the course mentioned the scene in Jackass 2.0 where the fat guy wears a garbage bag on the treadmill and Steve-O drank his sweat and all the zoomers in attendance were giving sideways glances and confused stares