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Are there any female comedians you actually like?
Anonymous No.215269379 >>215271260 >>215272798 >>215273253 >>215279489 >>215280677 >>215281067 >>215281162 >>215281663 >>215282137
Ruby Jean is legitimately talented
Anonymous No.215269414 >>215269531 >>215271284 >>215271537 >>215273160 >>215275816 >>215275883 >>215276847 >>215278207
>>215269351 (OP)
I don't get it, what's the joke.
Anonymous No.215269475
>>215269351 (OP)
She should be doing OnlyFans and ASMR videos
Anonymous No.215269504
>>215269351 (OP)
I would watch more of female comedy (which is to say more than 0) if it were like this.
Anonymous No.215269519 >>215271374 >>215271762 >>215275600 >>215275683 >>215275699 >>215276533 >>215276635 >>215281016
>>215269351 (OP)
>OI WAIS ROIPED EEN ME PRIME!
Anonymous No.215269521
>>215269351 (OP)
It's joever
Anonymous No.215269527 >>215269560 >>215270002 >>215271278 >>215271319 >>215273471 >>215273555 >>215274435 >>215278172 >>215279031 >>215281529
>>215269351 (OP)
Megan Bitchell is pretty great
Anonymous No.215269531 >>215271284 >>215271537
>>215269414
I second this. Did whoever made the webm cut it off before the punchline?
Anonymous No.215269554 >>215273176 >>215273560 >>215276530
lmao
Anonymous No.215269560 >>215269599
>>215269527
I wanna see them
Anonymous No.215269579 >>215271878
>>215269351 (OP)
wheres the bloody tits?
Anonymous No.215269599 >>215269687 >>215269763
>>215269560
Well you're in luck, she shows them.
Anonymous No.215269625 >>215269676 >>215269713 >>215271827 >>215273766 >>215274023 >>215276219 >>215276565 >>215281718
>>215269351 (OP)
I like Cristina Mariani
Anonymous No.215269651
>>215269351 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.215269667 >>215269711 >>215269805 >>215272178
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760589437530954.webm
Anonymous No.215269676 >>215269698
>>215269625
Then she does the panel and says 10 words in 2.5hours terrible
Anonymous No.215269687 >>215269717 >>215270319
>>215269599
SHOW ME
Anonymous No.215269698 >>215269714
>>215269676
yeah I just heard that, did a lot of skipping forward
Anonymous No.215269711
>>215269667
Vax status?
Anonymous No.215269713 >>215269730 >>215269739 >>215269954 >>215275752 >>215275839 >>215276219 >>215276620 >>215278900 >>215280259 >>215281706
>>215269625
Anonymous No.215269714 >>215269726 >>215269819 >>215271462
>>215269698
You listen to months old killTony eps?
Huh
Anonymous No.215269717 >>215270319
>>215269687
Look em up yourself, you lazy fag
Anonymous No.215269724
muh vagina
Anonymous No.215269726
>>215269714
first time for me, just looked up pods with her name as a guest
Anonymous No.215269730
>>215269713
Funny
Anonymous No.215269739 >>215276219
>>215269713
Anonymous No.215269747 >>215269816 >>215275414
>women: I get FUCKED in my stinky PUSSY so much by my ANNOYING boyfriend that plays games ALL DAY. My VAGINA is literally the size of the GRAND CANYON because I have so much SEX with it.
Anonymous No.215269763 >>215276680
>>215269599
Huh. Looked 'em up, they're actually not bad at all.
Anonymous No.215269779 >>215269856 >>215269918 >>215272405 >>215274093
Jordan Jensen
Anonymous No.215269804
>>215269351 (OP)
who let a ironing board out?
Anonymous No.215269805
>>215269667
>she’s dying, are there any Fauci’s in the audience?
Anonymous No.215269813 >>215276623
>>215269351 (OP)
Joan Rivers was fucking hilarious to me because she knew her lane and stayed in it. Roseanne. I know, I know...I'm a boomer and you pretentious fags don't like them but modern female comedians are more annoying.
Anonymous No.215269816 >>215275856
>>215269747
https://youtu.be/rVjuuWMx5lw?si=Q-BgCtOt8Cz6pEjK
https://youtu.be/PBVigPKzFtk?si=7EdOqg88YiazdWhu
https://youtu.be/XE_v6tTuYiM?si=TpvFXax4Eu05ZXKn
Anonymous No.215269817 >>215272147
>>215269351 (OP)
Leonarda Jonie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7U6j7Crg1k
Anonymous No.215269819 >>215269975 >>215275593
>>215269714
nigger, I'm listening to a 15 year old opie and anthony episode right now. the best is behind us
Anonymous No.215269826
>ctrl+F "esther povitsky"
Anonymous No.215269853 >>215270195 >>215271744
Annie Lederman
Little Esther P
Erica Rhodes
Whitney Cummings is actually funny, she's also insane
Jordan Jensen
Natasha Leggero. Haven't seen her stand up since 2018, which was okay. She's funnier on her pod.
Anonymous No.215269856 >>215269943 >>215271843 >>215276415
>>215269779
is that a man or an unfortunately ugly woman with really fat arms?
Anonymous No.215269918
>>215269779
she's only good with nick mullen, would never watch anything with her solo.
Anonymous No.215269943
>>215269856
post stick arms
Anonymous No.215269954
>>215269713
out
fucking
skilled
Anonymous No.215269975
>>215269819
Comparing those two seems heretical
Anonymous No.215270002
>>215269527
Elite butterface, don’t really get the joke thoughever
Anonymous No.215270080
Tiffany Haddish used to stream on Periscope to audiences of max 5-10 people when the app was brand new and Redban shilled it to all his friends. If you called her ugly in the chat she would get really mad and ragequit.
Anonymous No.215270195 >>215271744 >>215278896
>>215269853
>funnier on her pod
Similarly, Whitney Cummings is way better on podcasts than in her standup
Anonymous No.215270220
Stacy Cay
Anonymous No.215270253
Women who were pushed in the 2000s-2010s were generally talentless and cute or talentless and connected. There’s some emerging ones, particularly Robby Hoffman and Leslie Liao.

Also Chelsea Peretti is surprisingly good too
Anonymous No.215270319 >>215271849 >>215275775 >>215279100 >>215280874 >>215282133
>>215269687
https://fapello.com/megan-bitchell/

Here you go, anon. I'm doing my part for all the other anons who delivered to me in the past, instead of being a cocksucking quadroon like >>215269717
Anonymous No.215270453
I saw iliza schlesinger like 15 or more years ago and it was legitimately funny. I went into thinking it would be terrible but it was really entertaining. It was before she was very famous so it was a very small club. After she was famous I tried watching some special she did and it was fucking terrible. But that show like two decades ago was fun

Also, Tina Fey is a decent enough comedy writer, but that's the end of the list
Anonymous No.215271078 >>215271159 >>215271192
>>215269351 (OP)
Picrel's alright. Dunno about her standup, but Cunk has some nice moments and Mandy gets pretty kino by season 3.
Anonymous No.215271159
>>215271078
She should get that mole checked.
Anonymous No.215271170
>>215269351 (OP)
she looks like my coworker
Anonymous No.215271192
>>215271078
Last special wasn't funny
Anonymous No.215271204 >>215272145 >>215274826 >>215276594 >>215276603 >>215279121
IT'S BLOODY DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY
Anonymous No.215271225
>>215269351 (OP)
Well at least she doesn't have any tattoos
Anonymous No.215271260
>>215269379
webm not related?
Anonymous No.215271271 >>215271329 >>215273653 >>215273789 >>215275845 >>215275886 >>215276088 >>215276103 >>215276686 >>215276707
Anonymous No.215271278
>>215269527
Women need to seriously chill with the makeup, Instagram has fried their brains
Anonymous No.215271284 >>215271428
>>215269414
>>215269531
I think she's doing a character of an annoying waitress. There's no punchline
Anonymous No.215271319
>>215269527
jew rat affliction
Anonymous No.215271321
>>215269351 (OP)
SEXO
Anonymous No.215271324 >>215271858
erm..welp bliccy I guess
Anonymous No.215271329
>>215271271
kek
Anonymous No.215271348 >>215272086
Anonymous No.215271354
>>215269351 (OP)
The classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7eoX0Q-ZA
Anonymous No.215271368 >>215272063 >>215272862
Anonymous No.215271374
>>215269519
>comedy
Anonymous No.215271390 >>215274412 >>215274729 >>215276580 >>215278467
Anonymous No.215271419 >>215272103 >>215274259
Anonymous No.215271428
>>215271284
I think it's an actual annoying waitress at a strip club that's trying to branch into comedy. Note the tight outfit and tiny tits
Anonymous No.215271462 >>215271797
>>215269714
New kill tony is best. Mediocre show most of the time but he's in his prime right now imo. This week's ep was really good
Anonymous No.215271477 >>215271589 >>215279189 >>215279221 >>215282918
Anonymous No.215271500
>>215269351 (OP)
There are no 'comedians' that I actually like. The very genre of 'stand up comedy' is for retards.
Anonymous No.215271537 >>215271563 >>215271737 >>215272046 >>215273364 >>215275876 >>215276268 >>215276502 >>215279201 >>215283014
>>215269414
>>215269531
There's no punchline; the bit just keeps going
Anonymous No.215271563
>>215271537
actually painful
Anonymous No.215271589 >>215271679 >>215273179
>>215271477
I don't get it, whores on the stairs?
Anonymous No.215271679
>>215271589
Ho depot
Anonymous No.215271737
>>215271537
This is just the female equivalent to stool humping
Anonymous No.215271744
The things I would do to Taylor Tomlinson.
Too bad she's now deeply into her BPD/I'm into women era (she wishes so bad she was a zoomer) and long gone are the jokes whose punchline was "choking on a dick", but I still like her.

>>215269853
>>215270195

For a while Whitney Cummings had a podcast (and some other collaboration project) with TT and goddamnit she exuded such passive-aggressive pick-me hag energy.
Anonymous No.215271762 >>215272392
>>215269519
roiped by min
Anonymous No.215271797
>>215271462
the rob schneider ep was the best one they ever had
Anonymous No.215271827
>>215269625
i hate her fake voice
Anonymous No.215271828 >>215277167
Wanda Sykes
Angela from Smosh
Anonymous No.215271843
>>215269856
shes a closeted lesbian
Anonymous No.215271849
>>215270319
wow not bad, would love to suck those nipples
Anonymous No.215271858 >>215272135
>>215271324
Anonymous No.215271878
>>215269579
i understood that reference :)
Anonymous No.215271932
I dont like stand up, male or female. I like Tina Fey as a comedic actor and writer and in her prime Kristen Wiig was pretty funny too.
Anonymous No.215272026
>>215269351 (OP)
I saw this on tiktok
It was 100k likes and I bunch of roasties in the comments gushing about how funny it is
I really dont understand female humour
Anonymous No.215272046
>>215271537
>Look daddy, I'm a comedian!
Anonymous No.215272063
>>215271368
you know what? I had a sensible chuckle at this one.
Anonymous No.215272074
>>215269351 (OP)
>wear sexy dress
>talk about nothing in particular
>wowwww the next comedienne geniussss zomg
Anonymous No.215272075 >>215275735
>>215269351 (OP)
Who the fuck told her this was funny?
Anonymous No.215272086 >>215272912
>>215271348
I tend to like the odd dropout sketch, but something seems evil about it. Am I schizo or does it strike anyone else as a little bit of a cult?
Anonymous No.215272093
My mom and 3 thick moms I chat too and send cum vids and gonna meet are funny as lol
Anonymous No.215272100
>>215269351 (OP)
Anonymous No.215272103
>>215271419
Would fatten instantly like for senpaku psycho cutie ADHD eyes
Anonymous No.215272111
>>215269351 (OP)
id have sex with her and that really is the only redeeming quality
Anonymous No.215272122 >>215276333
When will people finally admit that stand up comedy is just not funny?
Anonymous No.215272123 >>215272154 >>215272325
It`s almost adorable, but then I remember what evil creatures women are
Anonymous No.215272135
>>215271858
kek
Anonymous No.215272145
>>215271204
in retrospect demi is actually a pretty good female comic. better than 99% of everyone else. the only female comics I like are people who have been on QI
Anonymous No.215272147 >>215272259 >>215272346 >>215272378 >>215272866 >>215273973 >>215275216 >>215276081 >>215280328
>>215269817
She tells it like it is.
Anonymous No.215272154 >>215272877
>>215272123
Their not as evil as men
Is rather be scorned by a dozen women then one ex best friend male
Anonymous No.215272178
>>215269667
She at least has perfect comedic timing.

Deducting all points for unnecessarily mentioning her period though.
Anonymous No.215272259 >>215274331
>>215272147
Yeah, but that shit is just literally true, there's no added humour value.

Fucking travelling, if I hear that shit one more fucking time ... why would I give a fuck when it just means literally whorin' round the world, but even if it didn't I still wouldn't give a fuck.

And aren't all these jet-setting holes herp durring about muh global warming and shit? Fuck off.
Anonymous No.215272325 >>215272528 >>215272684
>>215272123
Despite making up just 50% of the population, men are responsible for more than 90% of violent crime, and 96% of sex crimes against children.
Anonymous No.215272346 >>215274379 >>215276567 >>215277761
>>215272147
The job part is the truest. Women really don't seem to grasp that men don't care.
We either like you or we don't. Your job and financial situation won't move the needle at all.
Anonymous No.215272378
>>215272147
insane trvke, but probably will go over the head of every female who sees this
Anonymous No.215272392
>>215271762
Anonymous No.215272405
>>215269779
Nick Mullens wife that he settles for
Anonymous No.215272434 >>215272474 >>215273389 >>215276153 >>215282093
>>215269351 (OP)
Anonymous No.215272474
>>215272434
do you think she speed dates?
Anonymous No.215272506 >>215273303 >>215274290 >>215276097
Anonymous No.215272528
>>215272325
I know, and I hate men even more. Women at least are somewhat nice to look at
Anonymous No.215272542
>>215269351 (OP)
i don't really watch comedy anymore. YouTube makes me laugh and when i don't feel like laughing i just watch a TV show or a movie.
Anonymous No.215272684 >>215273202
>>215272325
and 100% of inventions and engineering. d/c shill status: failed.
Anonymous No.215272798
>>215269379
>Ruby Jean is legitimately talented
way to deflate your own argument with that webm

She would've stood an easier chance being funny by just copying Gallagher:
>"Why do you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?"
Anonymous No.215272809 >>215272902 >>215273012
No. Standup comedy has always been absolute garbage.
Anonymous No.215272817
>>215269351 (OP)
well I guess men did not have the heart to tell her she was not funny because she is hot
Anonymous No.215272862 >>215275259
>>215271368
Fuck, she's a keeper.
Anonymous No.215272866 >>215277789
>>215272147
women only talk about their jobs being important because they only view men as important if they have a good job. It's projection. Men don't care about women's job because we actually like the person. Number 1 reason why dating women is so bad in 2025. It's not ego or looks, it's all about women's nature. Women's nature is in need of serious fixing.
Anonymous No.215272877
>>215272154
>Is rather be scorned by a dozen women then one ex best friend male
Spoken like a true simp.
Anonymous No.215272902
>>215272809
in the 90s it was funny because we didnt have the internet
Anonymous No.215272912
>>215272086
nah, it's off-putting, like a parody of a comedy show. Like you said though they do have some good bits
Anonymous No.215273012
>>215272809
you do not understand they masterd the art of telling jokes in front of a crowd........
Anonymous No.215273090 >>215276233 >>215279090
I love women so much bros
Too bad they don't like me
Anonymous No.215273160
>>215269414
Later on the video she opens the bottle with her pooper
Anonymous No.215273176
>>215269554
Overdone, should have just had the power cleans
Anonymous No.215273179 >>215278788
>>215271589
sluts on stairs. Am I being metamemed?
Anonymous No.215273202
>>215272684
It's weird how that they have that post ready to go
Anonymous No.215273253
>>215269379
Anonymous No.215273303
>>215272506
heh
Anonymous No.215273364
>>215271537
jfc
Anonymous No.215273389
>>215272434
feet
Anonymous No.215273471
>>215269527
Fantastic tits
Anonymous No.215273555
>>215269527
Anonymous No.215273560 >>215276021 >>215280872
>>215269554
Anonymous No.215273578
>>215269351 (OP)
What the fuck is wrong with him?
Anonymous No.215273653
>>215271271
underrated
Anonymous No.215273766
>>215269625
I'll take "what is comedic timing" for 100 Alex
Anonymous No.215273789
>>215271271
That's actually hilarious
Anonymous No.215273973 >>215274296
>>215272147
#5 should be #1.
I don't know who convinced women that men cared about their careers?
Maybe they're just projecting because they see Doctors for example as a high value mate so they think men think the same away.
It's like bitch I don't care if you wasted 10 years of your life slaving away for some guy trying to become the CTO of his company
Anonymous No.215274023
>>215269625

Reading edgy jokes from the internet does not make you a good stand up. Thats what most of kill tony is. David Lucas made a career out of it.
Anonymous No.215274058
Stand up in general is really bad right now. Because of this woke backlash you are getting a lot of hacks who are basically the equivalent of those leftist comedians who get more claps than laughs. Its all hacky material and easy targets. It doesnt help that the networks are looking for safe 'panel' comics who look good on television whilst the clubs are desperate for anything. Not to mention the rogansphere which is a bunch of jocks sucking each other off.
Anonymous No.215274093
>>215269779
that thing is barely female
Anonymous No.215274116
>>215269351 (OP)
i dont like ANY comedian
Anonymous No.215274259
>>215271419
would put together legos with her, but would not date.
Anonymous No.215274290 >>215280759
>>215272506
>/tv/ skips over the actual kekaroonie ITT
shame
Anonymous No.215274296
>>215273973
almost everything women think and do is based on the projection of their internal feelings and emotions, yes. it also makes left wing politics make a lot more sense when you understand both this and the fact that liberal ideology is based entirely on female/estrogen perspectives.
Anonymous No.215274331
>>215272259
Imagine being a woman. Spending all this money to travel around the world and get dicked down by as many cocks of varying shades as possible.
Anonymous No.215274379 >>215275297
>>215272346
>Your job and financial situation won't move the needle at all.
My highest ambition is to go to my grave without ever working a 40-hour week, I'd much rather date a rich woman than a woman who guilt-trips me about not paying for shit
Anonymous No.215274412
>>215271390
decently funny and I'd love to smash that they/them girlbussy
Anonymous No.215274435 >>215275455
>>215269527
Goddamn she's talented.
Anonymous No.215274729
>>215271390
I want to fuck this thing so bad
Anonymous No.215274826
>>215271204
I like it short like this because it seems like her dad just googled the one thing.
Anonymous No.215275016
Further proof that there has never been anything recorded in portrait mode that has any added value or merit.
Anonymous No.215275178
>>215269351 (OP)
Takanashi Kiara Uno collab with Myth, when she started joking about shitting her pants made me laugh out loud.
Anonymous No.215275187
I want to be mollycoddled bros
Anonymous No.215275216 >>215278302
>>215272147
Not funny but very accurate, women just don’t get it.
They keep thinking their job or their accomplishments should mean they ought to get an accomplished man.
But the guy just wants a hot young girl who is nice to him and listens to him Sperking out about Warhammer
Anonymous No.215275259
>>215272862
She also does mommy joi videos if you're into that kind of thing
Anonymous No.215275284
>>215269351 (OP)
Bloody jokes status?
Anonymous No.215275297
>>215274379
You’re misunderstanding.
It’s not women saying β€žyou should find me hot cause I got moneyβ€œ
Women think
β€žI make money so I logically deserve a man who makes even moreβ€œ
You’ll never see any of that cash
Anonymous No.215275317
>>215269351 (OP)
Megan Bitchell has a solid rack and isn't afraid to show em. No idea how gee comedy is tho
Anonymous No.215275414
>>215269747
LOL
Anonymous No.215275455 >>215276237 >>215281762
>>215274435
Damn right she is.
Anonymous No.215275505
>>215269351 (OP)
i'm not an incel so no
Anonymous No.215275556
the entirety of female identity is sex

women have broken the shackles of the patriarchy and now have independence from men. And what is it all they do now? Talk, think, and behave sexually to its most extreme. No matter what they try to do, it ALWAYS comes back to sex because sex and ultimately human reproduction is literally their fucking life mission. They can never escape what they are destined to do
Anonymous No.215275593
>>215269819
O&A is good thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.215275600
>>215269519
woz it a blick?
Anonymous No.215275683 >>215275732 >>215275748
>>215269519
Can I have a link? Never actually seen it and searching for "oi was roiped" on Youtube doesn't fetch results
Anonymous No.215275699
>>215269519
WHO
FACKIN
LAUGHED
Anonymous No.215275716 >>215275746
>>215269351 (OP)
Americans are so far behind in terms of comedy that they're doing the shit that was popular in france in the early 2000s, the invisible second character. That shit was corny even then.

My favorite comedians are QuΓ©becois, you wouldn't know any of them.
Anonymous No.215275732
>>215275683
Its name is Hannah Gadsby
Anonymous No.215275735
>>215272075
the guy(s) trying to have sex with her
Anonymous No.215275746 >>215275793
>>215275716
>French "comedy"
Anonymous No.215275748
>>215275683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOHNUYQxIUc
Anonymous No.215275752
>>215269713
Kek
Anonymous No.215275775
>>215270319
Very nice milkers and bush.

>Age: 25
OK what the hell though, she looks like a 40 year old Milf
Anonymous No.215275793 >>215277558
>>215275746
The French from France suck ass, yeah, but QuΓ©bec has good comedians. Mike Ward does standup in both languages
https://youtu.be/o64bQomgAOY
Anonymous No.215275816
>>215269414
She's imitating the way flirty bartendresses work. It's moderately funny and I like the way she moves her body.
Anonymous No.215275839
>>215269713
Anonymous No.215275845
>>215271271
Nice one.
Anonymous No.215275856
>>215269816
It took me 20 years to get Eddie Murphy's dick joke.
Anonymous No.215275874 >>215276022 >>215276626 >>215276676 >>215276742 >>215277500 >>215279737
https://youtu.be/QWMPjq2LVm4
>she implies that two friends are a gay couple
>one tells her off for having no material
>she threatens to leave
>he says that he can roast her just like she is trying to do to others
>she calls him gay again
>he doesn't respond, and she proceeds to go on an unhinged rant shouting at him about his negative energy
>she tells him to leave, which he does
>she tells his friend to leave too, but then is handed the friend's phone and uses it to send a picture showing her middle finger to the guy
Anonymous No.215275876 >>215275928
>>215269351 (OP)
>>215271537
The first half was good, she should have ended it there. remember what william shakesman said
Anonymous No.215275881
>>215269351 (OP)
Rita Rudner is legitimately funny
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler, to a slightly lesser extent
Anonymous No.215275883
>>215269351 (OP)
>>215269414
This joke doesn't really work without the sound and the end of the joke
Anonymous No.215275886
>>215271271
wut
Anonymous No.215275928
>>215275876
"brevity is the soul of wit" means don't waste my fucking time
Anonymous No.215275937
Since no one posted the clip as far as I can tell
https://youtu.be/N7LAbkQ6fUc?si=53RZHQmYAekbMAOb&t=109
(starts at 1:50, her voice really adds to the """comedy""" which is why I watch it)
Anonymous No.215276021 >>215276488
>>215273560
Exercise is bad for her milk supply. Literally putting being a provocative meme before her kid's wellbeing.
Poor kid.
Anonymous No.215276022 >>215276558
>>215275874
>crowd is extremely supportive
Black pill.
Anonymous No.215276081
>>215272147
too on the nose

would btw
Anonymous No.215276088
>>215271271
She actually does some creative stuff. Probably the only black girl I find attractive, too.
Anonymous No.215276097
>>215272506
shes hot withou the glasses and the hat
Anonymous No.215276103
>>215271271
Not funny.
Anonymous No.215276119
Anonymous No.215276150
>>215269351 (OP)
I stopped watching β€œcomedians” 10 years ago, but no, women are not funny.
Anonymous No.215276153
>>215272434
Which faggot group or organization is posting some dusty decrepit old woman and then samefagging lusty comments?
Anonymous No.215276219
>>215269625
>>215269713
>>215269739
Kek an actually funny woman. Holy shit
Anonymous No.215276233
>>215273090
Why do women go for Chad who hates women when there's guys like me who want to eat pussy? It's so unfair
Anonymous No.215276237 >>215281464
>>215275455
Like a fridge with tits.
Checked btw
Anonymous No.215276253 >>215281813
It's strange how many women aren't funny when my ex was one of the funniest people I've met.
She'd make me howl all the time even before there was even 1% romance between us.
Anonymous No.215276259
>>215269351 (OP)
cursed thread
Anonymous No.215276268
>>215271537
>>215269351 (OP)
NGL I would give a huge tip if a stripper did this bit for me since I'm paying a fucking 10x markup for shit booze.
Anonymous No.215276333
>>215272122
TRVKE
Anonymous No.215276415
>>215269856
It's a chick who used to be fat
Anonymous No.215276488
>>215276021
She probably gives her kid formula and sells the milk to degens. Most of these hustle and grind girls do that shit.
Anonymous No.215276502
>>215271537
It would have been good if she focused on appearing as ugly as possible while trying to open the bottle while trying to act cute in between but she turned it into some shitty prop comedy dick joke instead.
Anonymous No.215276530
>>215269554
Those are Italian women white women aren't like that
Anonymous No.215276533
>>215269519
Anonymous No.215276558
>>215276022
>crowd
It's like 4 people who are probably her inner circle friends who support her bad decisions regardless of what they are.
Anonymous No.215276565
>>215269625
>Cristina Mariani
Again italian women white women would rather joke about...actually I don't what kind of jokes white women make
Anonymous No.215276567
>>215272346
Women only care about a mans job if it brings in money. They say they love a kind and caring man but make 30k being a social worker and get passed up forever
Anonymous No.215276580
>>215271390
>when you spent $60k to get a degree in womens studies to work as a coffee maker for the rest of your life
Anonymous No.215276594
>>215271204
trying tooooo hard
Anonymous No.215276603
>>215271204
Did the word 'woman' trigger her so hard she couldn't complete the joke?
Anonymous No.215276604
>>215269351 (OP)
A woman has never made me genuinely laugh when trying to unironically be funny, including women in real life.
Anonymous No.215276620
>>215269713
>watches Jimmy Carr once
Anonymous No.215276623
>>215269813
Joan Rivers is criminally underrated. There's a reason she used to fill in as host for Johnny Carson. Dunno if it's because most people just remember her for the horrible plastic surgery or the E red carpet but she was s brilliant comedienne
Anonymous No.215276626 >>215276676 >>215276695
>>215275874
i dont get why she gets *this* mad at some guy that she just insulted
Anonymous No.215276635
>>215269519
Anonymous No.215276676
>>215275874
>>215276626
Two things - she uses gay as an insult, despite being progressive, it shows deep down, she knows being a fag is wrong, and something you shouldn't be proud of.

Also, this is the typical 'women rejected' response - they absolutely lose their fucking minds when shut down because they view themselves as far better than anything else. When she gets a no and told the truth, its too much and she hits instarage
Anonymous No.215276680
>>215269763 >actually not bad at all
you should lower your standards by half a notch
Anonymous No.215276686
>>215271271
she had me at the tumbling weed
incredible, funny women do indeed exist
Anonymous No.215276695 >>215276805
>>215276626
she was into him and she just found out he doesn't like her. Protip - if a girl ever starts coming onto you at work, tell HR before telling her no.
Anonymous No.215276707
>>215271271
wow more black on black violence!!!!
Anonymous No.215276742
>>215275874
nothing agains doing stuff with a homie but going to a femal standup is pretty gay
Anonymous No.215276744 >>215276802
>and the award for funniest gender is.....
still men
Anonymous No.215276802
>>215276744
man it is almost like they have no hobbies and all they know is sex and shopping
Anonymous No.215276805
>>215276695
i had that once and she just hated me after i told her, which was fine since we didnt work closely together anyway and i wasnt even interested in being platonic friends with her
the problem was that her two friends now also hated me for no reason and constantly getting snarky comments from three women you see every day takes a toll on your mental health at some point
Anonymous No.215276826 >>215277153 >>215281740
>>215269351 (OP)
Only one was ever good. Okay Carol Burnett was alright too.
Anonymous No.215276831 >>215277064
Can you ever imagine yourself as an attractive woman, never being told you're not funny or not interesting or even particularly intelligent? Every male you meet in your day is constantly trying to fuck you and willing to reinforce your delusion.
30 rock even made an episode about the bubble attractive people live in with John Hamm.
Anonymous No.215276847
>>215269414
You need to laugh and clap... it would be problematic if you don't.
Anonymous No.215277064
>>215276831
Why do you think walled women are so bitter despite being coddled all their lives? And try so hard to villainize men going after younger adult women? Imagine going through your whole life like you describe, and then one day, it stops. One day, men no longer have a reason to pretend with you. One day, the personality they completely failed to foster is all they have. And it only gets worse from there.
Anonymous No.215277153
>>215276826
I only know this woman from jokes about her being bogged.
Anonymous No.215277167 >>215277225
>>215271828
>He likes DEI hire-laden SmoshFeed
Fucking gross
Anonymous No.215277225
>>215277167
He must be referring to some weird OnlyFans account, coincidentally of the same name? Because Smosh the YouTube channel died and became fully inactive across the board in 2014.
Anonymous No.215277469
>>215269351 (OP)
Legs
Anonymous No.215277500
>>215275874
She used to suck Louis Gomez's cock. That's pretty funny.
Anonymous No.215277555 >>215277578 >>215277590 >>215277783
>>215269351 (OP)
No. Funny female comedians don't exist.
Anonymous No.215277558
>>215275793
>Moose variant Americans

No thanks.
Anonymous No.215277578
>>215277555
Trips of truth.
Anonymous No.215277590
>>215277555
This
+ trips don’t lie
Anonymous No.215277727
>>215269351 (OP)
Diane Morgan, but mostly because of her character Philomena Cunk
And Maisie Adam, but mostly because she's cute and quirky rather than much comedic value
Anonymous No.215277761
>>215272346
I agree with you but you need to understand from their pov with the mind of a child she is trying to signal she wants someone who makes more than her. So if shes flexing a high paying job she thinks it will get her a man with an even higher status job than hers (this never happens but still)
Anonymous No.215277783
>>215277555
incredible digits
Anonymous No.215277789
>>215272866
its projection but also programming from the black rappers they listen to who tell them a rich woman is a powerful one.
Anonymous No.215277995
>>215269351 (OP)
where's the vagina punchline
Anonymous No.215278172 >>215282768
>>215269527
imagine a guy acting like this and then realize how fucking annoying and retarded women are.
Anonymous No.215278207
>>215269414
The joke is sex. It's always sex.
Anonymous No.215278302 >>215278959
>>215275216
>women just don’t get it
isnt the person in the webm a woman
Anonymous No.215278337
Anonymous No.215278379
Man standup is dead.
Anonymous No.215278467
>>215271390
I'm pretty sure this bit is pre-china flu. I wonder what happened to this thing. $20 on cutting its tits off and going by the name Jason by now.
Anonymous No.215278788
>>215273179
Anonymous No.215278896
>>215270195
Everyone is. Standup is probably the hardest form of comedy. No other people(unless you put in plants), no props, no setting, no improv pity bonus. Just you and a microphone.
Anonymous No.215278900
>>215269713
i have the feeling i heard this joke once 20 years ago
Anonymous No.215278936 >>215279150
i think kaneko lumi is pretty funny.
Anonymous No.215278959
>>215278302
it's a flesh golem reading out loud something written by a man
Anonymous No.215279031
>>215269527
TITS!!!!
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Anonymous No.215279090 >>215279302
>>215273090
I've not been kissed since 2009.
I'm just basically coming up with new idea's on how globally destructive I can make my suicide when my last remaining parent dies (<5years tops)
Anonymous No.215279100
>>215270319
Nta but thanks mate, i literally just googles
Megan bitchell xxx
Nice tits, very very nice tits
Anonymous No.215279121
>>215271204
Thats a man
Anonymous No.215279150
>>215278936
So do I.
files dot
catbox dot
moe/hgilgu.mp4
Anonymous No.215279189
>>215271477
Skanks on a skyjack
Whores above the floors
Sluts out of the schmutz

Tell me!!
Anonymous No.215279201
>>215271537
She came up with the bit to wear that dress.
Man he pussy prolly stinks
Anonymous No.215279221
>>215271477
BOND ON THE BURGER!!!
Anonymous No.215279302 >>215279395
>>215279090
You have any ideas yet?
9/11 was based but without israeli aide thats almost impossible.
Picrel was based af too but he killed noone besides himself.
Idk maybe do a reverse charlie kirk because leftists actually do shit when one of theirs gets offed?

Nah honestly just become a monk and join a monastery.
Whatever you do make sure to find jesus and everything works out in the end, you might do something cool with your destructive sewer slide but is spending eternity around jews (in hell) really worth it?
Anonymous No.215279395
>>215279302
I spent 3 years on researching a "false vaccum finger of death" I thought, "Why stop at the earth?, think bigger!" So I did.
In the end my conclusion was that the "internal pressure" of the universe was too high for any human technology to reasonably influence.
Anonymous No.215279489
>>215269379
Why does she look like every Stranger Things character merged into one person?
Anonymous No.215279521
>>215269351 (OP)
I don't get the joke but she desperately needs new tits
Anonymous No.215279737 >>215280069
>>215275874
I went to college with Natalie, she was a big slut, very much used her looks (she looked way better pre-tattoos) to create little cults of personality around her. Also grew up with largely absentee parents, primarily raised by her grandma which explains a lot.
Anonymous No.215280069
>>215279737
bet it feels real good knowing you can just look up her nudes anytime now
Anonymous No.215280259
>>215269713
I've seen this lass before, she's legitimately one of the few funny women
Anonymous No.215280328 >>215280939
>>215272147
she based
Anonymous No.215280677
>>215269379
you dont drive on a driveway, you park on it and then drive away from it(to go to work or whatever)
sidewalk is fine.
also there used to be things actually called streetcars back in the day, basically busses.

females cant be funny unless a man wrote the joke and the female has learned how deliver it.
or they are lesbos just being sarcastic/rude in a movie/show
Anonymous No.215280759
>>215274290
It was already posted at the beginning of the thread, that's why you faggot. Talk about skipping over, holy fuck.
Anonymous No.215280812
i saw this accordion standup lady called judy tenuta and i cant remember any of the jokes but it was such a fever dream i rate it good
Anonymous No.215280872
>>215273560
so she just had her nipa out in public? Holy double standard batman
Kotonohas&#039; Husbando No.215280874
>>215270319
Based anon. Based AS FUCK
Anonymous No.215280939 >>215284573
>>215280328
Not only based. She’s not just the funniest female comedian I’ve ever seen, but she’s one of the funniest comedians I’ve ever seen period. She’s always putting out new based content on YouTube talking about the JQ and calling out non-Whites for all their retardation
Anonymous No.215281016 >>215281180 >>215281235
>>215269519
WHO FUCKING LAUGHED?
Anonymous No.215281049 >>215281081
>>215269351 (OP)
Pekora, Korone. That's about it
Anonymous No.215281067
>>215269379
I would push her into traffic for acting that way
Anonymous No.215281081
>>215281049
holy mother of BASED
Anonymous No.215281104
>>215269351 (OP)
Women are so fucking cringe.
Anonymous No.215281162
>>215269379
hips like a 12 year old boy
no thanks
Anonymous No.215281180
>>215281016
I didn't know keir starmer did stand up
Anonymous No.215281235
>>215281016
I guess it's like a post modern meta joke. Lets have the most affable tight-asses do comedy and the clowns all do politics
Anonymous No.215281464
>>215276237
I guess I'm a fridge-fucker then.
Anonymous No.215281529
>>215269527
that got a chuckle out of me
Anonymous No.215281663
>>215269379
Anonymous No.215281695 >>215281939
>>215269351 (OP)
She has the body of a 13 year old boy
Anonymous No.215281703
https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1fqaepx/the_worst_sin/
Anonymous No.215281706
>>215269713
actually she's not 10 she's a 10,000 year old dragon from japan
Anonymous No.215281718
>>215269625
I kek'd
Anonymous No.215281740
>>215276826
Murdered just for saying Michelle Obama is a guy. 2010s were dark times
Anonymous No.215281762
>>215275455
fuuuck I laughed so hard
Anonymous No.215281813
>>215276253
This post really made me think. Good sense of humor is a sorely missing quality for a lot of people, both men and women. You need a mix of wit, social awareness and creativity to be good at that. The last missing piece is practice. Social boundaries and expectations keep wymen in check while men feel less pressured to shut up and throw shits until work, often to their detriment. Maybe I'm full of shit. Please give me a funny gf
Anonymous No.215281826
I dont remember her name but she's on a lot of podcasts and shes pretty funny. She admits that she slept with her step brother if anyone knows her name
Anonymous No.215281939
>>215281695
out of 10
Anonymous No.215282072
>>215269351 (OP)
For me? It's fit australian girls.
Anonymous No.215282093
>>215272434
baked potato bros...
Anonymous No.215282133 >>215283067
>>215270319
Were these leaked by an ex or something? There are so many
Anonymous No.215282137
>>215269379
Anonymous No.215282768
>>215278172
Women aren't men tho and shouldn't be held to the same standards
Anonymous No.215282918
>>215271477
Bladder on the stepladder
Anonymous No.215283014 >>215284065
>>215269351 (OP)
>>215271537
This isn't any different than Joe Rogan's stool humping.
Anonymous No.215283067
>>215282133
no they're leaked from her patreon
Anonymous No.215283215 >>215283286
Behold anons, the best and worst of female standup, the worst;
https://youtu.be/Yh0yAwSynZY?si=JfXV-dZD2b4gcUbl
>i showed this to a male and female normie who were butthurt i was talking about how shit and jewish everything is, and how equality doesnt exist
>halfway through the female friend said "oh god make her stop"
>they were genuinely shocked as to how truly bad standup comedy can get
kek

Joan Rivers
https://youtu.be/dauUOqte7Bo?si=9lgHk2TiMDiW5v4b
Anonymous No.215283286
>>215283215
*Joan Rivers, the best female standup comic, genuinely hilarious. She also called Obamas wife a tranny, i think she was one of the first to make that joke, if not THE first, and she did it long before trump won in 2016.
Anonymous No.215284065
>>215283014
you've never watched that bit
Anonymous No.215284573
>>215280939
Not only based but a coalburner as well