Thread 215272464

kino

>>215272464 (OP)
He looks like me

>>215272464 (OP)
why does the predator look like he got caught pooping his pants?

test

>>215272784
the marketers are here

>>215272791
kek, my internet just auto updated
nice DEI thread bro

>>215272464 (OP)
Goofy lil nigga

>>215272464 (OP)
literally fighting plants. No wonder it's pg-13. And he looks like a doofus.

>>215272464 (OP)
>15 year old illegal immigrant arrives on the shores of england searching for a 'better life'

>>215272464 (OP)
That looks awful. They don't look like that. WTF?

Oh. It's a stupid game. Who the fuck would want to play AS the Predator? This doesn't belong on this board.

>>215272464 (OP)
its a shortie in dumb suit that fights plants with fake light saber. Why even do that stupid ass heat sword when predators metal is established to be super tough and weapons super sharp?

>>215273137
It's a brown predator, therefore he uses primitive weapons.

>>215273122
>Who the fuck would want to play AS the Predator?
are you dumb?

>Literally called Predator
>Is a hunter
>Has prey eyes
Bravo Vince

>>215272464 (OP)
Predator feet

>>215273246
Playing videogames as the villain is dumb. Or any games at all seeing as we're adults.

>>215272464 (OP)
dreidelwood is 100% cooked just like the rest of the post-wwii world order. There will be no new good art until the wheel of time turns.

>>215272464 (OP)
This looks like it comes from a parody where the teen predator smoked to much space weed and lost their ship after leaving the cloaking device on and passing out in the woods

>>215273525
Watching movies as an adult is dumb too by that logic

>>215272464 (OP)
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>Predator movie that doesnt take place on Earth
i will now watch your movie

AYO HOL UP *smacks mouth pincers* U MEAN TO FINNA TELL ME *turns plasmacaster sideways* DAT I CAN HAV SUM O DAT *pulls alien cod piece* FAT ASS WHYTE WOMYN ANDROID PUSSY?

>>215272739
And that's a good thing! Representation of shitskinians is very important for subhumans like you

>>215272739
>>215272760
>>215272997
>>215273203
>>215274280
>he

>>215272464 (OP)
How many times does it say "finna"?

>>215273525
Yes fellow liberal! I also enjoy when the hecking nazirinos get murdered graphically and my home country becomes brown!

>>215272464 (OP)
jfc don't read the youtube comments. it's over. there is literally nothing to look forward to in the future, only the collapse.

>>215274323
Theyve already made the xenomorph into a pet dog, guess this is just the next logical step in their plan

>>215274046
I would unironically watch that movie over this one.

>>215274132
Kek.

How did we get here? Its The Predator for fucks sake. Who the hell watched The Predator and said "Now make the Predator a black lesbian, and she should have a quipping woman tied to her back".

People actually liked Prey because despite the girlboss MC, it stuck to the formula. Why do they take previously unique franchises and just make them all tend toward Marvel?

>>215274809
Either the comments are being sarcastic or bots..surely???

As a long time predator fan this looks good definitely going to see it in IMAX.

>>215274323
They did this to ever franchise. It's like the intention was just to shit it up.

>deadly vines stop right before outcropping
really? That's just fucking retarded. If anything, they should *at least* be able to reach that.

>>215275245
more funny that predator knew for some reason the exact range of this up to few centimeters.

>>215275373
He's The Predator™

>>215274110
No it isn't. Video games were always for children. This is the first generation of adults who still play games. It's nostalgia. Movies are for everyone.

>>215272464 (OP)

The predator head tentacles are not hair and pretending they can be styled like hair is retarded.

>>215274715
>I root for the nazis because I don't like the current state of things and siding with the Allies in WW2 is now a pussy 'liberal' take. All proud chuds know the nazis were 'based' and hitler did nothing wrong. Hating jews is totally normalized now and only a few lib fags are not on board with this

>>215275479
The literal first ever recognized video game was made for everyone, or "high school students, college students, and the general public" if you want to get pendantic
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_for_Two
Even then with your "always for children" take being plain bullshit, movies being for everyone(same as videogames) is on a case by case basis. So quit being retarded.

>>215272464 (OP)
There is no part of this that makes me interested in watching it.

>>215275479
You sound like some dinosaur that would say that movies are stupid because you could read a book instead. Are you 100 years old or something?

>>215272739
lmao nigger

>>215274887
>People actually liked Prey
no self respecting person watched prey

>>215272464 (OP)
damn that looks like shit.

>>215275524
We've all seen the Barbara Lerner Specter video. Pretending to not be a root cause of migration and to be pro-western-conservative isn't going to work just because you had a Palestine problem very recently

The Predator could find steady work here on Earth with those skills. Building a successful neo vagina takes talent.

>>215275721
almost

>>215275524
>le quirky butthurt faggot subhuman comment

KYS tranny - nobody likes you

>>215275866
yes, we've all seen some schizo jew exposing video that proves we were on the wrong side of WW2. Whatever, fuckface. You're too far gone. You'll never see the world for what it really is. It's all a far more exciting conspiracy to you in your little bubble. lol, enjoy yourself.

>>215275823
nta, but i did and i thought it was done fine, did feel like a california trailer production with the type of indigenous guys they found but in my head, i used Billy, like there was some connection there. Not a fantastic film, not a terrible film, and i didnt get "new audience" vibes from it, but i also really enjoy AVP

>>215275949
>cut as monster swinging
>teleports under and the swing never happens

kino

>>215272464 (OP)
sad

>>215275971
Most people like me actually. I'm off to my job where there's not a single person who thinks like you. You're a fringe extremist whose sad and fatherless existence led you to this sewer where you spread hatespeech and disinformation that converted you to a drooling moron.
Have a nice day, incel.

>>215272464 (OP)
>human hybrid
>africa
Watch. African human root reference guaranteed.

>>215276112
>Badlands
>Takes place in the bad lands in africa
Pottery.

>>215276058
People that are really okay never type shit like this.