Thread 215288180

Reasons why teen love is superior to any romantic relationship you can get later in life:

1. Most first times are shared. First date, first kiss, first ball dance, first time exploring each other's naked bodies... Every little experience is new and exciting.

2. Pair-bonding was the strongest. None of them had "exes" to compare you to. You are special to each other and you are the best she's ever had, at everything.

3. There's no responsibilities of adult life. You can just have fun without a worry in the world. Just freely enjoying each other to your heart's content.

4. Throughout most of human history by the end of our teen years we'd already be locked down to our life partners. Meeting countless different people as potential partners decades into adulthood was something completely unheard of until the most recent generations. It's just not what we evolved to do.

Your dopamine receptors were still fresh and clean, you were yet to become a wasted coomer with burned receptors. And your hormone production was at the peak during teenage years. Nothing can be compared to having sex as a teen.

At 20+ both you and the girl will not feel as much pleasure as you would've as a teen. The girl will most likely have countless chads to compare you to, while your mind has already been corrupted by years of uncontrolled porn consumption and masturbation. It will be "meh" at most.

>>215288180 (OP)
You sound like someone who gets no bitches and stacks no paper.

>>215288207
fpbp

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>At 20+ both you and the girl will not feel as much pleasure as you would've as a teen. The girl will most likely have countless chads to compare you to, while your mind has already been corrupted by years of uncontrolled porn consumption and masturbation. It will be "meh" at most
Idk man, you must have a small dick or something because my chick makes an "Oh" face every time I stick my throbbing cock inside her. She keeps telling me how badly she wants my cock. I'm 29, she's 27. Get fucked loser, we met this year too.

>missed out on teenage love
>also missed out on 20s love
it will turn around now that im in my 30s i'm sure

>>215288180 (OP)
aislop

This one is going in the compilation.

>>215288403
it's literally just a numbers game
it sucks ass and feels like pulling teeth for the standard introverted shut-in on 4chan, I would know, but you have to go be amognst and meet as many people as possible

I was with my ex from 18 to 24 but I am now soulless. Haven’t even looked at a girl in 3 years.

LOL @ Incels

>>215288180 (OP)
Stupid shit.

It gets better with age.
I don't like you. Ideally if someone in their teens appeals to others as successful for having a bother teen girl. They should be opened with an axe in sufficient screams to please their father and free the daughter. And any with the footage, including op, fed to pigs.

>>215288207
FPBP
>>215288180 (OP)
Get over yourself, retard. I understand the woe is me bullshit. But you need to start finding bitches now before it's actually too late or stop giving a fuck about women.

Ah yes, television and film, my favorite board to go to so I can read about faggots depressingly musing over teenage love. They never bring up the toothy blowjobs, the retarded illogical arguments, the tears as she says you're too big and it hurts even though you're only like 6 inches, and the absolute devastation of an inevitable breakup that makes you feel like you'll never be happy again and may as well kill yourself.

the amount of seething and coping in this thread just solidifies op's point. brutal man.

>>215288180 (OP)
no it sucks ass lol thats pretty universal

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>>215288462
Beta buxx oofy doofy

>>215288403
I found it at 29. There is hope. But you have to do SOMETHING anon. It's not going to find you unless you're out there looking.

>>215288517
sour grapes out the ass bro

>missed teen love
>missed 20s love
I can't even imagine how humiliating it would be being a 30+ virgin trying to date someone who's been dating for decades. Imagining how shameful you'd be at sex in comparison is even worse.

>>215288517
>NOOO I CAN'T BREED
>IT'S NOT FAIR THAT YOU CAN BREED EVEN THOUGH MY HECKING SCIENCE SAYS YOU CAN'T BREED

>>215288557
I think most guys cum in less than a minute lmao, if you can last more than a minute without cumming then you're better at sex than 90% of men.

>>215288557
this happened to me, i lost my virginity at 30 to a girl who had been in a lot of relationships and had a body count of 20. Getting good at oral sex was actually really easy, but it took me like two weeks to be able to stay hard and actually cum.

>>215288580
>I think most guys cum in less than a minute lmao
Yeah but at least they can do foreplay and not spill spaghetti before they cum in a minute

>too beta to ask anyone out in hs
>ask a girl out when we're 23, says no
>ask a different girl out when i'm 26, says no
>ask a different girl out when i'm 28, says no
the above just happened to me last week
jdimsa

>>215288469
>the toothy blowjobs
better than no blowjobs aka the married life
>the retarded illogical arguments
this is just women in general
>tears as she says you're too big and it hurts even though you're only like 6 inches
only a problem the first time
>the absolute devastation of an inevitable breakup that makes you feel like you'll never be happy again and may as well kill yourself
sounds like divorce rape without any of the actual consequences.

>>215288610
Why does it matter if she had a body count of 20+ bro? You're with her at that moment right? Doesn't matter if you're not the first so long you're the last bro

You can still get teen love just date a teenager lol? Are you guys retarded?

She wears her short skirt uniform for me and her beta classmates seethe when I pick her up from school lel she even told me one gave her flowers and chocolates for valentines LMAO he complained about me because she rejected him, now we make a game to wave at him when I pick her up

>>215288610
>wittingly going down on a woman who's had 20 cocks inside her
grim

>>215288180 (OP)
I generate AI porn of my highschool gf for me to masturbate to

>>215288469
the only actually bad thing you mentioned is the breakup

>>215288671
It’s a numbers game, improve yourself and if you want companionship keep trying, but look in the right places. Trying once or twice wveru few years doesn’t work anymore. You need to rinse and repeat that shit anon.

>>215288180 (OP)
>webm rel
I unironically enjoy watching this trend on social media, some are clearly not fake. And in most cases the girl makes the move first which is kino to a 30yo khhv like me. Also it's just plain cute, just like my rom coms and romance anime.
I do wonder if it's completely over because I missed out.
>>215288557
True, I've basically given up. I'm actually fine dating girls who want to "settle" or whatever, or being a stepdad at least hypothetically. But I want a girl who will actually love me and be the dominant one at least some of the time and that just doesn't seem possible with my SMV even though girls like that do exist. What chad girl would unironically want a virgin?

>>215288710
yeah, that's what i keep hearing
my issue is more that i don't know that many women and so these ones are those introduced to me through friends etc
i've tried a little bit before but need to do more activities that involve meeting randoms and try that way

>>215288757
>What chad girl would unironically want a virgin
forget chad, what girl would want one period

Unironically try penpaling. You can meet a bunch of different girls from different countries. You get know them first to before getting serious. Only problem is it requires patience.

>>215288775
U gotta cold approach brah, just go somewhere that isn't where you normally work/hangout.

>>215288180 (OP)
You really don't need to explain it.
We are designed to marry young. Once you hit puberty, you are fertile and ready to have kids. It's only since the industrial revolution have we arbitrarily decided that people are kids until they're 18 and therefore incapable of having a family.
And every year, they encourage later and later marriages. Now they push antinatalism and a single life of hyper consumerism.

>>215288180 (OP)
You forgot a big one. Did you never get much teen love? But I guess compared to me who does?

Shaving. Stubble etc. Before that it's like being a girl. Which makes for really intense makeout sessions that will never even remotely be the same once you start shaving. Generally. I mean you can obviously get close shaves and stuff but its so perpetual like more than once a day you'd need to do it. So the perpetual spontaneity and intensity is lost forever.

*see Boogie Nights