Thread 215289514

Idle Hands. Just saw it for the first time, and it fucking sucked. Stoner Horror comedy where the entire premise is ripping off a cool scene from Evil Dead 2? Count me out.

I thought you faggots liked discussing movies. Fuck all of you.

Loved this movie and I lost the vhs
still mad

>>215289514 (OP)
you watch the movie for jessica alba in that slutty angel costume

>>215289514 (OP)
Should've let Alba go nudist. Would have won all the awards.

>Count me out.
>Of a movie I already watched
What? Also, there's a movie called Quicksilver Highway with a similar premise that I liked better.

Just wait until you see the remake made for the modern Zoomer audience from Finn Wolfhard

>>215289514 (OP)
You're wrong. This movie is peak 2000s Sawakino. Imagine being so wrong, yet proud of it.

>>215289514 (OP)
Holy moly. What is her name and how old is she in this pic?

>>215290078
Guaranteed Soulless

>>215289514 (OP)
this movie rocks. you're just a fag and no one likes you.

>>215289514 (OP)
>the entire premise is ripping off a cool scene from Evil Dead 2
fun fact: the actor who played the hand also played Thing in The Addams Family

>>215289514 (OP)
>Count me out.
But you watched it, right?

>>215290485
Yes. It's not the worst movie by any stretch, but it gets more credit than it should. I put it squarely at a 5/10 which is what it deserves.

>>215290111
Jessica Alba, 19. Also checked

>>215290626
Damn, The 1990's hit different.

>>215289514 (OP)
Is there actually weed smoking in it? I don't like any of the actors in it and I remember thinking it looked dumb when it came out, even as a teenager it was targeting.
I remember the TV ads had disembodied heads and shit and it seemed corny and lame. Is it considered "stoner horror" because it's so dumb it's for stoners or is there actual cannabis content in the movie?

>>215290744
>hit/hits different

You will cease to type or say that from here on out for the rest of your life.

>>215290744
Byrds of Paradise? That was actually a good show. I saw most of the episodes.

>>215290837
Okay, boomer.

Here’s the absolute funniest part of the movie, I must have rewound this scene like a dozen times, I was DYING

With that said, now you dont have to watch it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TdU1Ga8-CFw

>>215290799
Multiple scenes of smoking weed throughout, but the "so dumb it's for stoners" descriptor also applies. It is even a plot-point that saves a character at the end of a movie, he rips a huge bong made out of a car exhaust and hotboxes the disembodied possessed hand which frees a trapped Jessica Alba
For the record, I really like Half-Baked and that movie is retarded

>>215290870
That woman smashed her face into the ground after being concussed by the punch. And it's on video. There's no way he got away with that assault. It wasn't self defense no matter what she may or may not have said.

>>215291122
It was self defense. She threw hands first, smacking the young motorist in the face so hard his hat went flying.

Whatever damage the ground did when it accelerated into her face is between the road raging boomer and Isaac Newton. FAFO

>>215290870
You see, this is why nobody likes niggers.
Only a nigger would use the word "nigger" as casus belli to attack someone, hinging upon the age old axiom, "Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences". Yet any rational man would know better than to assault another human for something as simple as a slur, which raises trust in one's society and allows for truly free expression to occur without reactionary retaliation or exploitation from cultural marxists.

Unwitting proponents of their own demise, TND is the only thing left for people who suffer at such hands.

>>215291354
How about the great white casus beli of "might makes right". Old cow should know better than to throw hands with a young lion.

>>215290052
>>215290111
>>215290626
>>215290672
>>215290680
THE WOMAN WHO GETS NAKED IN THE CAR IS KELLY MONACO THE GREATEST PLAYBOY MODEL EVER.
https://www.famousboard.com/threads/1302-Kelly-Monaco

>>215291570
>GREATEST PLAYBOY MODEL EVER.
She's covered in liver spots. Gross. It's like Mr. Burns in a skin suit.

I think it's fun and I really like Jessica Alba's ass.

>>215291590
>>215291590
You incels are hilarious.

>>215289514 (OP)
saw this movie once in highschool, barely remember any of it, but i clearly remember going "wtf am i watching?"

watched it a week or two ago with the girlfriend, she had never seen it before. the "wtf" element was still there, but we had a great time watching it. we found it hilarious that he had all of 2 conversations with the girl and she just throws herself at him. also, we really loved all of the practical effects instead of cgi shit. as cheesy and silly as some things were, it was more fun that way.

>>215289514 (OP)
Get fucked faggot. Idle Hands is a comfy, fun, not scary horror movie.
I love how cheesy it is and I love it encapsulates the late 90s and the early 2000s.
Blonde haired, blue eyed MC with a curtain hair do.
Hehe weed.
Sublime.
Ska.
Vidya games.
Mtv.
Jokes.
Teenagers.
Jessica Alba dancing terribly.
Its so fun.

Crunch nuggets.

>>215290011
I still have the VHS or at least I fucking hope so

>>215292858
The awful degenerate movies of the late 90s and early 00s were infinitely more fun and less degenerate than the sickening garbage of the late 10s and early 20s. It's going to get so much worse.

>>215293888
dat pussy mound tho

>>215294002
What about it?

>>215290078
Jessica Alba's cute little bubble butt scene? It's male ass now

I just downloaded it but I feel almost like I'm cheating by seeing it this way. I have a 32" Sony Trinitron with VHS.
For maybe the first time in my life I don't care about widescreen and feel like I should be seeing this the old way.

>>215289514 (OP)
You've gotta watch it on a 2nd screen with 80% of your attention being directed to vidya you're playing on the 1st screen.

>>215291590
Freckles/sunspots are based, get off it.

>>215290078
God, why, why.
I hate Hollywood.

>>215291122
she assaulted him first white knight

>>215291354
"fighting words" are justifiable cause for assault in non cuck states
talk shit get hit

>>215291306
>threw hands
Did she have a basket of amputated hands, did she throw them like rocks? What a retarded expression, they really do butcher the English language. That reminds me of how they refer to bleeding as "leaking" because they do understand the nuance or specificity of language.
>fr fr doe nigga thru dem hands cuz she trippin ong

>>215294264
do not understand*
kek

>>215294264
Nice. I also hate stupid zoomer expressions. "Throw shade" is also unacceptable. "Need it or keep it" is clearly paradoxical and incorrect. They use "literally" all day long for no good reason to attempt to "intensify" words.
>I was literally thinking about it literally today

They can't do anything right and while I'm aware that language evolves it must stop with ME. It freezes right around the turn of the century with no new stuff allowed. That means "my bad" is gone. It's grandfathered OUT. lol

These are the rules. Please vote for me and these will be my decrees.

Getting high for it. 30mg i think

I always wanted to bang Vivica. Still would.

According to the movie nutmeg and oregano get you high.

>>215290626
She was 17 during filming as dead meat likes to remind us. Promo material produced 2 years later?

>>215290078
Oh God, this ratface is going to take over for Chalamet. They've already got the guy who screams about having to make food at a restaurant playing Bob Dylan.

>>215294264
Nigga, you'll be catchen deez hands when I be throwin dem atchu. Gonna get heemed timmy.