Thread 215289609

>watching X Files
>the FBI unironically arrests this weird fluke mutant thing as if it’s a criminal and expects it to stand trial
>mulder, the conspiracy nut who believes everything is somehow the only one who thinks this is crazy because it’s a monster not a man

???

They arrest a few weirdos over the course of the series. How the fuck do you put someone like 2Shy on trial?
>yeah judge dis nigga like jeff goldbum in that one movie, 'cept he only pukes on fat women

>>215289609 (OP)
He’s not even genetically human

>>215289906
i enjoyed the dude that was like a bug or something building nests for 40 years in that abandoned building was "rehabilitated" only to stalk and try to kill scully
i think that was the same guy who was the contortionist that escaped prison through the food slot in his cell?

There was a later episode where they're helping a friend with a murder and Scully starts looking at a vent for this thing. I'd have appreciated more callbacks to previous episodes like that.

>>215289609 (OP)
gemerald

>>215289976
eugene victor tooms

I'd watch a legal drama spinoff about the courtroom hijinks surrounding the freaks they arrest.

>>215290080
Love me Tooms
Simple as

>>215289976
Oh yeah that was dope

>>215289609 (OP)
>Humanoid parasite that lives in raw sewage
That's just an Indian

>>215290601
They shut down a bunch of Indian restaurants in my area for extreme health violations.
These places are only frequented by Indians. Ive heard white doordashers talk about how when they enter these establishments to pick up an order it’s only Indians and they all turn and gawk at the white guy like he’s some rare species of animal.

Is x files actually good for a zillenial?

That thing looks disgusting! Tell it I hate him.

>>215290746
Fugg yeah. The standalone episodes are the best. I avoid the alien eps because aliens are fake and gay and they tend to be part of a long story arc.
I recommend checking out their IMDb ratings and starting at the top rated.

>>215290746
I'm currently watching as a zillenial and I love it.

>>215289609 (OP)
i assume the FBI just hold it, and then some black-ops super-glowies come and pick it up

>>215290746
zoomers who love the 90s will buss real hard for season 1

its weird how the best episodes are mostly at the start of season 1.

>>215290936
>>215292577
shut the FUCK UP
first 7 season absolute kino

>>215292597
The first five seasons are kino.

>>215290746
yeah man. i watched it during a tiny slice of time that was actually kinda comfy (2014) and the vibes werent off like they are today and i had a great time watching it.
t. 1997 zillennial GAWD

>>215289609 (OP)
Remember an episode where House and his team were diagnosing a patient with worms and then House and Thirteen were investigating his apartment and that lead them into the sewers where they encountered the Flukeman and he nearly killed them?

>>215290826
I see what you did there

>>215289906
I like the guy in the freakshow who has an evil sentient siamese brother living in him, and at night he'd escape and kill people. In the end, the freak that eats stuff like glass and metal ends up eating the evil siamese brother and that's the resolution. They find him sitting outside his trailer with his gut all bloated after hearing him scream ask him what happened and hes just like "musta been something I ate", fucking based as hell

>>215289976
Tooms is one of the best nightmares they came up with in xfiles and it's a big reason why it took off in season 1. Signature example of why, in retrospect, the monster of the week episodes were the best part

>>215290746
Eh, watch the first 15 minutes of the first episode to get the basics then skip to episode 3. If episode 3 doesn't work then you pass. If it felt like good television then you have a lot to experience

>>215290745
Please dont remind me of how many Indians are here.

>>215292787
That episode is perfectly timed later in the show imo. It plays off of what the x-files was with style. Real wtf headspin

OP you're a hideous monster and I'd arrest you if I could.

>>215292875
yeah the whole situation was so fucked up not even Scully and Mulder really pursue it any further after the evil brother gets eaten by cadillac eating freak, like they were just glad the case was fucking over

>>215290746
it's made to watch in syndication rather than marathon streaming and better watched that way because the overarching lore arc is kind of shit. i would even treat the good lore episodes as independent monster of the week ones and watch them apart. your best bet is to get a list of the best eps and just watch them. I think the central plot is fine until the end of like S2 and then it goes to shit because they have a different writer every episode and it never gets resolved

>>215293272
Counterargument

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQ0Um9VlhM

>>215292933
Other kino ending I remember was the murderous skynet that buzzes Mulder's pager with "All done now"
The episodes where the resolution wasn't heroes solving the case but instead resolves itself

>>215293294
no one is watching all that cope

>>215293272
On first watch I didn't mind the lore episodes it was on the rewatches that I came to disliking them.

>>215293307
Was that the one where they had to leave a tip for the delivery thing or something? I remember the AI taking over Scully's vibrator lol

>>215293294
If you can condense that into a minute or less I might consider it. Otherwise fuck no. MOTW were always great to above average and the myth-arc shit was almost always a slog. I re-watch the show and I'm not watching anything other than the MOTW.

>undeniable evidence of magic/ghost posession/mutants, sometimes finding autopsy evidence by her own hands
>Scully: you're wrong Mulder it's not real you can't really believe
How long did it take to change her mind?

>>215293592
Me on the left.

>grown man named Fox
>somehow in the FBI
less believable than the aliens ngl

>>215293294
Go back where you came from, you dysgenic piece of shit.

>>215289609 (OP)
Reminder this show never named the jew

>>215293600
Checked….I've seen that face before

>>215293667
Not him, not going to watch that five hour long bullshit either, but what?

>>215293709
It was the 90s bro c'mon

>>215293667
Dude, we're infested. I'm convinced half of them are bots and jeets, a quarter are paid cointel shills, and the last quarter are legit brainraped zombies.

>>215293742
>>215293667
What in the actual fuck are you talking about schizo? All kikes and jeets must die by the way. Are YOU a bot? Some sort of schizo like that MLP faggot? What in the fuck are you even on about?

>>215293742
Someone is paying Indians to shill youtubers talking about the fucking X-Files, a show from 30 years ago, on 4chan, an alt-right knitting circle?

>>215293617
His real full first name is Foxenboroughanligestoramsterenington dummy.

WOW DEEP LORE ON A SHOW IVE NEVER SEEN
3.M updoots

>>215293501
>It’s a religion episode
>Scully you dumb bitch there’s no way it was an Angle that saved you, keep on saying that shit and I’m getting Skinner on your ass

>>215293600
It’s an honour to meet you Mr Ayy LAMO, please neutron bomb South Asia please and thank you

>>215293863
>>215293717
>>215293667
>>215293592
>>215290856
>>215290601
>>215290511
>>215289609 (OP)
You alright bro?

>>215293863
@(((Levi))owen2978
Sus

>>215293883
Do you think they would do that? Just hide in plain sight?

>>215293882
I’m kool and the gang Akshit.

>>215293909
Surely a guilty person wouldn’t leave evidence… right?

>>215293920
What is "Akshit"? If you are non-white (that includes kike) don't reply to me because you should never speak to me.

>>215293501
just because it was an alien or supernatural monster before doesn't mean the next one is, I think it's reasonable to still assume a mundane explanation unless there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

>>215294640
Ikr

>>215289609 (OP)
Its mouth looks kinda lewd and horny. I wonder uf you could fucki it?

>>215290745
fuck

I love this moment in the second episode of rubber man getting mowed down.
You can feel the evening here. Natural lighting. So good.

>>215294640
After I found a fucking genie, I'd start with magic for basically anything in my life I couldn't explain.

>>215292836
Most faggy post of the day goes to...

>>215295215
>Will Sasso
Great episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nCyMGJ3c6M

I've started noticing more and more threads like OP where X-Files is being criticized for logic shit. Please just stop. X-Files is all we have left. We're on a raft that is coming undone and provisions are low. Just understand none of this is being made anymore. I read they are remaking X-Files with niggers and the new Black Panther. I really hope Gillian is not considering reprising Scully. Because she start saying things like OP. X-Files was never good. We arrested a monster one time, it was always silly. I don't think people understand that movies and TV are gone forever. Nobody is teaching the skill anymore. The truth isn't out there. The lie won.

>>215289609 (OP)
So you should just be thrown straight into the woodchipper if you're too ugly? Sounds fair

>>215293798
Sam Hyde is rewatching the series through S5 rn. That's why. He said the entire series looks like a film.

>>215295187
God you're right. even from this small jpg you can see the quality of lighting and film. I cannot watch anything modern anymore, even if the writing was good, it all looks like shit.

>>215290351
This could have been a great episode if Vince Gilligan was writing it. Pretty missed potential.

>>215290351
That's what the she hulk show was supposed to be but the female writing staff decided to make her twerk and sleep around instead.

>>215295581
regretfully agree with you, even lower quality shows of the 90's are light years ahead of the best the last two decades have offered. it's honestly really getting me down and depressed because 99% of people either don't care or are incapable of even noticing the drop in quality. the future is so bad.

>>215293617
>>215293617
The current FBI director is named Kash and Patel

>>215293501
>undeniable evidence of magic/ghost posession/mutants, sometimes finding autopsy evidence by her own hands
>Scully: you're wrong Mulder it's not real you can't really believe
Israel assassinated JFK
Israel did 9/11
Israel blackmailed Bill Clinton
Israel employed Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell
Israel assassinated Charlie Kirk
FBI says it's inconclusive

>>215295684
Gilligan is busy with Pluribus. The buzz is immense.

>>215295723
>>215295581
Calm the fuck down with your blackpill bullshit you fucking pussy. We're fixing it and we are fucking BACK. Take a look at the political landscape and how things like trannies and ANTIFA subhuman niggers are looked at in the past 3-6 months. Pull up your fucking socks and get good or realize you are one of the faggot zombie army they created.

>>215295771
I asked CHATGPT to list me the times Mulder and Scully mentioned Israel.
They mentioned it ONCE.

>>215295848
Fuckin A anon
But modern media is still gay and boring despite the Overton Window shifting. Why dat

>>215295848
>capitalising for emphasis
>ignoring the fact that the jew is still pulling the strings of both sides

>>215290856
>I avoid the alien eps because aliens are fake and gay
Based.

Ephesians 6:12 KJV
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

When did (You) realize that x-files is shit?
The only thing going for it is the aesthetics. It's well filmed, good locations, good looking people wearing suits.
The majority of episodes are monster of the week slop, most of them badly written. They are not entertaining on their own and as a whole they don't fit into the story. Most of it is ass
>dude what if there was a weird monster living in sewers and he eats peepeepoopoo??? what if a guy like stretches and every 40 years he wakes up to eat a few livers??? what if there is a guy who has the power of turning his finger into a lighter???
it's all ass
and then you get to the core UFO episodes and it's LOST-tier slop of just making shit up as they go, completely incoherent shit about aliens as the main storyline. As if the alien invasion is a bigger deal than all the demons and there is a literal wish granting genie in the world.

>>215295904
>>215295925
When you samefag, and try to sow division amongst people, you should really try to change up how you post. It makes it harder for absolute retards to notice your lies and lack of a soul.

>>215293272
>I think the central plot is fine until the end of like S2 and then it goes to shit because they have a different writer every episode and it never gets resolved
We have different writers in the Bible as well but since it's the inspired word of God it works.

>>215295982
Go be a broccoli headed retard somewhere else you fucking faggot.

>>215295982
>When did (You) realize that x-files is shit?
On trying to watch it whole and realizing somewhere around the start of S2 or so that I have to waste an hour of my precious free time on each of the hundreds of formulaic, predictable episodes, many of which I have already watched on TV as a kid.

>>215289609 (OP)
yes, Skully's character was too forced at times.

>>215296027
You faggot halfwit. My only posts before this one were.
>>215293709
>>215295925

>>215296027
>trying to sow division
Bam with one pic I just proved I wasn’t samefagging, you well poisoning kike. Always accusing others of that which (((YOU))) do.

>>215296068
So you admit, openly, you were trying to sow division amongst people here because you're a fucking retard.

Send some better heebs and trannies please kikesrael because these ones aren't doing their "job" very well.

>>215295928
Yup. Even in creepy fag Kenneth Angers 1972 Lucifer Rising the film ends with the Egyptians summoning UFO’s. It’s a pretty consistent theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z1HlKWx0dU

>>215296068
>>215296105
>I took a screenshot with my iKikephone while using my iKikelaptop so that means I am totally not samefagging

Get a new grift kike nigger. You have no power here anymore.

Remember how this show ends with humanity going extinct very soon and Scully & Mulder being on the run, knowing there's nothing they can do to stop it anymore?

>>215296141
Both of my posts suggest the jews are a problem an youre accusing me of being a kike, are you a mongoloid?

>>215296181
Kek that’s fair. You got me

>>215289976
>stalk and try to kill scully
There was another guy who worked at a funeral home and had a fetish for women's hair. When he saw redhead Skully, he couldn't resist to get her hair. good episode too desu

>>215296203
>>215296213
Literal samefag and definitely a kike trying to sow division on they/them's phone and computer. >>215296213 Wasn't me. Check it's filenames.
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>>215294809
>>215293920
>>215293863
>>215293717
>>215293667
>>215293592 etc.

>>215295928
i really hate you jew worshiping faggots.

>>215290856
The best episodes are the alien ones you moronic fuck. Sometimes I purely just watch the alien ones none of the rest cause I like the mystery of it.

>>215296348
I haven't posted any pictures in this thread. Also there was no similarity between my post and the other post you originally accused of being samefagging. I dont use niggerspeak like
>dat

>>215296044
An epidemic of broccoli headed retards would be a great monster ep kek

>>215289609 (OP)
did i imagine it or was there an episode where a tiny indian man climbed inside people and controlled them from inside?

>>215295891
>I asked CHATGPT to list me the times Mulder and Scully mentioned Israel.
>They mentioned it ONCE.
Isn't Mulder canonically a J?
Don't overlook that pilot episode of The Lone Gunman which undeniably predicted 9/11

>>215295982
>completely incoherent shit about aliens as the main storyline.
You mean just like real life? Look how schizo and psyoppy the ayylmao narrative is irl. And how many other conspiracies are operating outside of it. And there is little consensus that ayy and demons are the same entity or even related. Chemtrails, weather modification, clones, these are theories that used to be schizo only.

>>215296803
that is from men in black

>>215295538
Bravo Vince

>>215296201
They retconned it

>>215296401
>Jew-worshipping
>”Yeah, Jesus’ claim to fame is that he’s the Son of God, died for our sins, and conquered death, but I’m going to focus on the fact that he was raised Jewish because that makes me sound edgier.”

>>215297238
Never bothered to watch anything after the original finale.

>>215290746
Youre gonna love it!

>>215296803
No no, that's real. The little Indian was played by Deep Roy and he rolled around on a cart. Looked filthy, too iirc. Episode was called Badlaa.

>>215296411
You are the only person to ever say this in any x-filea thread ever

>>215293709
Bryan Cranston calls out the Jewish conspiracy in Drive and says Mulder sounds like a Jewish name

Also ironically he was 100% right about the government experimenting around his home killing his wife and him

>>215293501
A) if Scully didn’t act the skeptic, Mulder would go full tinfoil and instantly believe some dead guy drained of blood means vampires rather than a murderer who drained blood, and multiple times in the show Scully is completely right

B) Scully is actually 100% right half the time in the conspiracy plots. It really is a conspiracy of men creating smokescreens and making it look like aliens

Even early on this was the case. The “alien bodies” were just humans mutated to look alien. Hence why they had smallpox vaccines

>>215296815
Mulder comes across as somebody ethnically Jewish who was raised WASP to me

He thinks religion is bunk anyway

>>215296941
There is nothing incoherent about real life alien narratives. Every few months you just have the government come out with stories about how aliens are real to distract people from shit, and it works every time. It's almost weekly now that we are bombarded by them telling us that aliens are real and we just found another one. It's background noise.
There is nothing incoherent about it. They just dangle aliens in your face so you don't talk about Epstein.

X-files aliens are pure nonsense. What they are and what they want changes from episode to episode. One episode aliens are just normal people who want to just blend in and play baseball with us, the next episode aliens are sentient black goo and sometimes they kidnap people to impregnate them and the government knows about them and it's working with them, but no one knows what they are, except when they are on earth playing baseball with us and we have their corpses in the morgue, but the aliens are unknown ancient species that built the pyramids and they rule the world, but actually they haven't arrived yet and they are just in the planning stages of the invasion.

>>215297656
If you watched the revival the retcons actually make it retroactively make much more sense

The entire conspiracy was by monied interests in humans acting as the Illuminati. They are hostile to aliens and shoot them down, dissect them and steal their tech. All the abductions and experiments are actually done by the humans to try and create superhuman bodies for a small elite to be immortal while they wipe out the rest of humanity with a super virus

>>215297789
To be clear. This means every time you see aliens in the oriignal show it’s not actually aliens, rather human experiments and attempts to fool people.

This actually explains why every damn UFO was near a military base, why all the alien bodies ended up not being aliens, why every confirmed paranormal thing was from alien dna in humans

So that's it. We can't even have a discussion about X-Files. You need to derail the conversation to ask to be spoonfed that you don't have to use a dead site-over and over again. You think it's "adorable" that you're spoonfed because you're tourist and can't imagine anyone calling you out on being this desperate for spoonfeeding because that's the state of nu-/tv/.
>Yeah I just realised thanks for the warning
You better be thankful someone deigned themselves to spoonfeed someone who's this much of a faggot.

>>215289996
She was looking at a vent for tooms, not flukeman.

>>215290351
that requires smart writing. we're way past that age and era.

>>215292577
the good comedy ones are in 2-4 and sometimes later when you see vince in the credits. even a fucking djini episode

>>215289976
Alexander Gordon Jahans?

>>215297513
But Mulder is not a jewish surname (if I'm not mistaken it's Chris Carter's mom maiden name). Duchovny, the actor, is jewish. Mulder, the character, I doubt it. The very last scene of Conduit, written by Howard Gordon (jewish), has Mulder grieving for his sister in, what looks like, a Catholic church.

>>215289609 (OP)
If you were assigned as its public defender how would you handle the case?

>>215292696
I heard some horror stories about S6 but I'm actually enjoying it so far. It's very different and screams "we're out of ideas and don't give a fuck anymore" but in a fun way. Like nobody wanted another season so they're just shitposting now.

>>215299795
Mulder is a German name. So Jewish wouldn’t be out of the question, but he might just be of German ancestry. Given that his family is Kennedy-Era CIA he’s probably not Jewish. Glowies back then were pretty WASP-y.

>>215300370
its dutch not german

>>215297576
My head canon is that his dad was born jewish but got spooked so bad by the stuff he had to do in the 50s that he turned to jesus.

>>215292875
>S2E20
>later in the show

>>215301050
What does this have to do with what I posted?

>>215302324
Well, don't get your Jews confused.

>>215289609 (OP)
This condition is survivable. You may not like their appearance, but the humanity of the child is not diminished by your opinion of it.

The sewage monster? That's one of their funny B-Movie episodes.

>>215302350
Hahaha I get it, because confusing a Christian for a Jew in Asia Minor in 60AD is the exact same thing as confusing a Christian for a Jew in 2025 in the USA. Very clever!

>>215302470
You would be suprised how many people mix it up, look at the boomers for example.
https://youtu.be/HCEQ6kAN9DU

>>215299742
Newfags won't get that

>>215289609 (OP)
I like the mythology episodes as I like equally the monster of the week ones. I guess the mythology goes a bit off rails after the first movie but it's still pretty good

When I was a kid, I thought the theme song sounded like the insert music they played on Power Rangers whenever they were at the juice bar, only slower and creepier.

>>215303079
Unironically it probably was/is

>>215290746
up to a point absolutely
you need to keep in mind that you're not going to get a great resolution to the main plot, and if you dare to delve too deep into the show it becomes a disgusting clusterfuck - not to mention the rape of the revival. generally speaking I'd say tap out somewhere between seasons 4-6 depending on your enjoyment, maybe watch some of the monster of the week eps from 7-9