Thread 215296781

vampire kino?

gay vampires adopt a daughter

>>215296781 (OP)
bleh

There's this one coming: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt32267009/
>Married couple in 1980s LA leaves luxury life for nightly adventures with enigmatic Nameless and hedonistic group, entering surreal world of excess and violence.

Cast:
>Elizabeth Olsen
>Nameless
>Oscar Isaac
>Raoul
>Kristen Stewart
>Alex
Directed by Panos Cosmatos, which some anon here told me is a good director, so we'll see. Also have you tried playing VTMB? I'm doing my first playthrough right now after two decades. It's fucking fun. Janky, but fun.

>>215296846
>Elizabeth Olsen
>Oscar Isaac

>>215296806
This movie fucking sucked

>>215296812
fpbp

>>215296781 (OP)
Sinners was absurdity kino

I just rewatched interview with the vampire again for the first time in years and man is it pretty fucking gay

>>215298117
Its homoerotic but in a heterosexual way.

>>215298133
I get that’s it because it’s because it’s a book series and had to have a stinger but literally the only time Lestat is cool in the whole flick is at the end when he’s driving slaters car.

>>215297241
Excalibur but Dracula.

>>215297222
pun intended?

>>215298337
it bloody sucked i tell you

I'm tired of pretending this isn't kino

Interview was good. You should also check out Queen of the Damned.

But my personal favorite vampire flick is The Lost Boys

>>215296846
>Panos Cosmatos
OK, I am intrigued.

>>215298400
Hell yeah!

>>215300041
Sir Gary Oldman.

>>215298287
Fuck off, reddit.

>>215296781 (OP)
Worthless ai image spamming faggot I've seen your worthless threads on /x/ and /v/
When are you going to kill yourself?

Not the usual vampire story, but incel kino regardless

>>215300652
>dat areola peek

>>215296781 (OP)
How is there anything cinema about this? Not only is it a shitty AI generated slop, it also makes nonsense out of vampires.

>>215300800
The op has been spamming worthless low effort threads with Ai slop for months. Just ignore, sage or report for spam.

>>215296781 (OP)
the first two seasons of True Blood are certified vampire kino™

Subspecies franchise (especially 2, 3, and Vampire Journals)

>>215301466
3 isn't that good despite having the biggest budget. Script is weak. I like 4 despite it having the lowest budget. Watching Radu interact with 'normal' vampires is hilarious. 2 is definitely the best though.

>>215300610
I remember you from /g/. Great taste. That movie was fun.

>>215300041
Why did God turn this violent warlord into an immortal menace of a monster?

>>215301784
He punished him. Count Dracula isn't really a happy fellow.

>>215301820
Couldn't he have punished him in a way that is less damaging to everyone around him?

>>215301877
No.

>>215296781 (OP)
vampire webms? AI slop is fine too

>>215296846
There better be VF x HM romance, but aside from that Kosmatos makes kino either way.

>>215298400

Gigakino score

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanPTCmTPrA

>>215300607
>>215300902
seems so.
>>215296806
worst of the worst, in every aspects.

>>215296806
This movie was gigakino
>>215298117
>>215298133
True.
>>215299482
Noooo don't bite me! Nooooo!

Daybreakers has a cool concept

Joe Begos' Bliss

>>215300494
how is that movie reddit you fucking faggot

>>215296781 (OP)
Rare kino.

>>215298243
What movie?

>>215301877
Is the US justice system any better?

What's the best vampire movie?

>>215303028
The Vampire Lovers.

>>215303028
The Vampire Lovers.

>>215300610
Isnt that a tr*mere? Thats not even a real vampire.

>>215296812

Nice

>>215303239
ffs Tarkin! Vader's gonna frik out!

>>215303484
My wife.

>>215296781 (OP)
Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person.

Yes, it's the real name of that movie.

There was quite recent vampire kino movie from argentina i think i watched 1-2 years ago, made in white black about dictator living on a farm.

Best Lestat portrayal?

Watched Luc Besson's Dracula and kind of enjoyed.

I never understood vampires to be honest. I mean, they're not scary and if vampires are real, plenty of people would willingly become one.
I mean, think about it. They're basically immortal, super strong, super fast, super tough, have insane senses and depending on the type of vampire some even have other super powers like flight, and the downside is what? You have to drink blood and cannot go out during the day? And maybe sometimes they are "evil" and cannot go to church?

I mean, I don't go to church and am not religious anyway, and I don't even go out during the day anyway. So the downside is I have to drink blood?
You'd be a fool to not become a vampire if you had the chance. Sign me the fuck up.

>>215304102
It made sense when people were generally Catholic and thought they were to be Jews.

>>215303822
Great prosthetics.

>>215298400
Surprisingly both accurate to the novel and deviating massively.

>Croooooow

>>215304032
Aaliyah :(

>>215296781 (OP)
Vampire classic Olympics...

Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires
Martin
From Dusk Til Dawn
Thirst
Vampire Hunter D (& Bloodlust)
Let The Right One In
Near Dark
Fright Night...and the remake too ngl
Mr. Vampire

>>215304102
If you have any morals, even divorced from religion entirely, it's pretty fucked up having to assault or in some cases kill someone every so often to maintain your immortality. It's pretty open and shut that vampirism, materially at least, is a great deal; for the vampire that is. But that's why stories where vampires are monsters are told from the mortal perspective. Because who said you're worthy of being a vampire anyway? You're probably just going to be their meal.

>>215304634

But that is the thing, in most cases there is no rule that says a vampire has to kill someone. Many times you see them drink someones blood but not kill them, and a common theme in modern day vampire stories is they own blood banks for easy access to food.

>>215303216
>>215303239
Thanks anons

>>215299482
>>215302319

Fright night...TWO (2)

for me? its only lovers left alive

>>215304973
very comfy movie, bleh.

>>215304973
Love that movie like you wouldn't believe.

>>215304895
did she bite his penor?

>>215296781 (OP)
Perfect Creature for an atypical vampire movie where they're the good guys and known to humanity. Until one goes BAAAAD and now a hardass female detective has to team up with a Brother to hunt him down.

>>215304758
Never said kill, anon. You're telling you're fine with assault people just to continue your own existence? Blood banks always were just a cop-out precisely to avoid that "are you a monster?" question .

Near Dark is pretty good. Desert Vampire Kino with three cast members from Aliens (Lance Henrikson, Bill Paxton, and the chick that plays Vasquez).

>>215305753

You don't have to assault people though. You could simply pay them, or you could make a deal with them to make them a vampire after they give you enough blood. I mean most people would jump at the chance to be a vampire.

I mean, the only real downside to being a vampire is in the modern world it'd be hard to hide being immortal. Everyone has ID now and a lot of countries are going digital and even if you moved around frequently eventually someone is going to wonder why you're 300 years old but still look like you're 30.

>>215305823
>this is how I sabbat nomad

>>215304507
>Vampire Hunter D (& Bloodlust)
I always wonder how much people know about D's universe. Like the fact vampires went to space, colonizer our solar system and fought off alien invaders which set off their decline in the first place. Entire setting is very kitchen sink fantasy that somehow still works.

>>215301029
>>215305670
it just reminds me we need more "vampires in the open" scenarios. for some reason those aren't explored nearly as often.

>>215305670
I could only find this movie in subpar quality on public trackers and I'm too lazy to go after invite for private ones.

>>215302519
Yeah, and it's sadly more interesting than the movie itself.

>>215305944

I hadn't even considered the full scope tbqhwu

>>215303484
I swear Underworld movies were just an excuse to her in a latex suit.

why are bleh flicks so sexual? ive never read the og dracula story

>>215306185
because women

>>215304895
kek, film name?

>>215305825
>thinks you could just ask/pay people for their blood
>can't figure out how to get around ID when he has access to mind control

This poster is an actual moron.

>>215306646

So you're telling me, if someone approached you and said, if you give me 1 pint of your blood, I will make you immortal, super strong, super fast, immune to all disease and you will gain super powers like mind control and flight, you wouldn't willingly give me your blood?

Also good luck mind controlling a computer database. In the UK, where I live they're going to implement digital ID that tracks absolutely fucking everything. You wont even be able to spend money without it being linked to your digital ID. In a few hundred years when this digital ID will be all encompassing and there will be AI systems so complex they can predict everything a person will ever do, it's kind of gonna be hard to hide that you're immortal.

>>215306745
Even if they give you blood for years before you turn them, you would end up with way too many vampires if everyone did this

>>215306016
It's on Tubi my man

>>215306826

There is like 8 billion people on the planet though. You'd have to be making hundreds of vampires a year, who then go on to make hundreds of vampires a year before it even becomes noticeable.

>>215306956
Thanks!

>>215296781 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-GzMidRi-k

>>215302960
10/10 OST

>>215305789
A rare case of the film being better than the book. The book painted Eli as more of a victim whereas the Film left it more ambiguous.

>>215299482
Adam McFriedland?

>>215304895
>>215306523
might be The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

>>215307238
Did you read it in the original Swedish or the English translation? I've got the Swedish version behind me, haven't read the English one. Considering getting that too just to see how well it's translated.

>>215308223
I read it in German, a friend of a friend said that it gave her nightmares.

>>215308309
I can see how it would for some, the atmosphere of the book is absolutely oppressive throughout and deals with some pretty fucking heavy shit. How'd you find the translation, if you pay attention to such things? Did it flow well? Some turn into absolute hackjobs where the translator obviously struggles to turn idioms and figures of speech in the original language into appropriate ones at the other end.

On subject for the board, good god what an absolute atrocity the American remake was, they somehow managed to make an almost shot for shot remake and still miss the entire point of the original.

Vampira
Woman visits a crypt and sucks on the deceased. Lays next to them. Apologises.

Handsome men at a bukkake party practice session introduce themselves charmingly, timidly, a host of different ways. A personality off camera. They talk about movies, history! Things they have done they are proud of. Gifts for her to wear
Her appetite sexual. She pretends to be a vampire drinking red "cordial".
"Ok lets get this out of the way"
An amateur suck on a soft penis. Stage fright. She tells them to close their eyes so her first guy tonight can focus on her.
She's soft, slow, erotic
Gently her tongue traces a vein on his penis.
Laughs an ending. Says they can open their eyes now.
"That was really good."
"Thankyou."
Small talk as she sucks other guys. When they talk to eachother she complains and they correct themselves.
She rubs a hand down her body. Between her legs. Holds. Dress there between her hand and her. She pauses. Decides. Tries a finger pushing it in (no panties) it sticks in. She stands up. It's fashionable. Obvious she is her sec.

A guy tries to get it in. His length pushes it in a little deeper. Another guy. Deeper.
Another guy is harder in every way. Pulls her skirt out and up. Gives her it to hold. She acdepts. He jams it in. She gasps.
All of them cum. All inside failed this practice. Her face ripe for kissing. Blushing too! But unashamed.
She kisses them goodbye. Promises another practice.
One of them stays. Wants her more than lust. Wants to hang ou5. She doesn't leave him hanging.
Strolls by lights styled for the area. Kisses more than a thanks. Taking what she needs.

In bed he bleeds. Her teeth on his base. She chokes. For effect. Smiles like a Cheshire cat. He squirts. White and red distinct on her, like tears of a clown. She rubs an eye. Seems abreal cry nown
She needs to be held.
Hands and arms aren't enough.
He lifts her.

>>>/v/723515938

What in the Vogon poetry

My name is Drapula and I'm here to say
That I suck blood in a major bleh

>>215305977
I'm surprised hbo hasn't made a Anita Blake series after the books. Female lead, vamp & were creatures. it's full of nudity & violence, nearly everyone is bi and everyone is fucking everyone else. Like 30 books so they wouldn't get ahead of em

>>215296781 (OP)
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

>>215309452
You go boy bleh

>>215296806
do americans really

Not Nosferatu 2024. Camerawork feels oddly stiff at times for an Eggers film and it doesn't actually start until 40 minutes in. I don't see why people zeroed on Aaron Taylor Johnson's performance, everyone's delivery was hammy as hell outside of Hoult, Dafoe, and Ineson.

>>215296781 (OP)
Last voyage of the Demeter

>>215296781 (OP)
Byzantium
A girl walks home alone at night

>>215304634
How is it even different than eating meat? I get to be an immortal ruling over humanity at the price of consuming those beneath me? Deal.

>>215298400
This is one degree removed from being in the criterion collection

>>215300041
Not even a fan of Gary Oldman but this scene is fucking awesome holy shit

>>215301029
Russel Edgington is based

>>215301784
When stabs the cross and he drank the blood
it was a pact with the devil
not god
>>215301820

>>215296781 (OP)
Vampire Hunter D + Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust if you're not insecure and allergic to animation (the stills alone from the second movie are sexy)
Dracula Untold unironically haters gonna hate
Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992 is sick Gary Oldman renounces God in the first five minutes
Anons ITT saying Interview with the Vampire 1994 is gay are gay themselves
The Underworld series isn't that rewatchable but first time is a ride
Ask someone else for anything less pulpy

>>215304634
So you'd basically be on the level of Dexter Morgan or the average combat veteran? Except you actually get to choose who you nom? Yeah, that wouldn't even remotely be a bad deal as a moral person

>>215305944
Gankutsuou, an anime adaptation of the Count of Monte Cristo, has Edmond Dantes as a vampire-like character and it's set in a crazy space age, the Chateau D'if is a maximum security prison out in deep space and so on

>>215312086
Also has some seriously funky art. Gustaf Klimt type stuff that really sells the idea that it's a decadent spaceborne culture full of a mix of different architectural styles

After I saw Only Lovers Left Alive I laid in bed tfwnogf:ing so hard about vampire Tilda Swinton

>>215313357
For me it was Edythe Cullen, and I didn't even go that far into the book. It was pretty heavy.

>>215296846
Thanks, sounds interesting

>>215305871
Near Dark and 30 Days of Night are great Sabbat movies.

>>215307917
HOT

>>215310930
>Byzantium
imagine living for centuries and still just being a local stripper

>>215314289
Because using their looks and sexuality has always been a perfectly valid way for women to get though life as long as they have the appeal. If you're a vampire you now have it forever so just remember to move every decade or two and you're set.

>>215298400
>>215304356
it helps james woods was absolutely perfect casting

>>215307917
Why the white canes? Are they doing an Astaire production?

>>215296781 (OP)
Any upcoming stuff?

Dracula 2000 is underrated.

Is it time for the yearly play through bros

Never did nosferatu, is the sewer travel as annoying as i think?

>>215315487
You aren't going to play sewer hopscotch. You are going to muscle memory the detection distance timer and play the personal space style playthrough.

>>215314800
Those guys were somehow the most practical hunters ever.

>hunt only during daytime when vampires sleep
>crossbow bolts connected to a car winch
>drag the fucker into the sunlight
>known to burn or demolish buildings when they can't actually get to vampires underground

And they still had a high mortality rate because there are various types of vampires and everything but the lowest newly made ones were trouble.

>>215296846
I can't wait for this, it's gonna be absolute kino

>>215298287
this was good

>>215296846
Th opening 20 minute of Mandy (where nothign happens) are the greatest 80s callback in vibe of the current century.

>>215304102
The entire fuckign point of the vampire lore and fandom is coming to terms with the staleness of being immortal, you moron. Thats the drama. Its not about sueprpowers, its about being an outcast, a hunted predator and a relic who goes through teh ages without any attachment.

Youre dead trying to cling to anything remotely alive.

>>215316295
Love that film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72ye1IMywrQ

There are few REAL good vampire flicks who deal with the condition of being a vampire in an acceptable way. Interview, Only Lovers, Byzantium and The Addiction are the only good ones ive seen. The rest of monster of the week crap ESPECIALLY when told from the perspective of the prey or vampire hunters...

Especially the Addiciton is a 10/10 equal to Interview

>>215296781 (OP)
Park Chan-wook kino. Sexy as hell and brilliantly shot even if you aren't into Vampires. I like Vampires though... especially this time of year.

Still waiting for a vampire kino that goes through thousands of years of civilization (in the future) following one vampire.

>>215314385
female vampires have it so easy bros, it's not fair

>>215316679
Male vampires can’t have sex cause there is no blood flow to the penis.

>>215316704
>tfw male vampire irl but only from the waist down
existence is suffering

>>215316396
I think some things might count, like Anno Dracula or Fiends of the Eastern Front might count for some of that, but those are either novels or comic book strips, so don't count for /tv/
Vampire Knight Requiem needs to be adapted into a film

>>215296781 (OP)
Girl walks home alone at night
Only lovers left alive

>>215316361
I hate what she did to herself.

>>215315487
>is the sewer travel as annoying as i think
Yes

>>215304416
She carried that movie. RIP Queen

>>215314385
>Their eye colors match their dresses
Pure kino. This movie also had the best Frankenstein's monster portrayal