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Anonymous No.215300531 >>215301120 >>215301281 >>215301465 >>215301956 >>215303296 >>215303319 >>215303455 >>215304237 >>215307005 >>215307681 >>215307682 >>215308080 >>215309560 >>215311054 >>215311171
>It's a cats vs dogs movie
>cats are the bad guys
Anonymous No.215300576 >>215301097 >>215301912 >>215302019 >>215303645 >>215305050 >>215305623 >>215307384 >>215310485 >>215310881 >>215312504
Cats are the bad guys
Anonymous No.215301027 >>215301147 >>215301169 >>215301343 >>215301388 >>215302093 >>215302640 >>215302652 >>215302781 >>215303026 >>215303282 >>215303489 >>215303528 >>215304796 >>215305036 >>215307198 >>215307722 >>215308766 >>215309147 >>215310927 >>215311169 >>215313085 >>215313445
What's a word that rhymes with vagina?
Anonymous No.215301097 >>215302596 >>215306868
>>215300576
Okay nerd.
Anonymous No.215301120 >>215301141 >>215301187 >>215303955
>>215300531 (OP)
Name 4 instances when this happened? I will give you the chance to quote within the entire history of cinema (1880s to 2020s). Protip: you can't.
Anonymous No.215301131 >>215301441 >>215305692 >>215307408 >>215312080
Domestic cats is the most destructive invasive specie.
Anonymous No.215301141 >>215301180
>>215301120
Alien (the xenomorph is basically just a dog)
Anonymous No.215301147 >>215305048
>>215301027
Rhyme-a
Anonymous No.215301169
>>215301027
Runt
Anonymous No.215301180 >>215301215 >>215303093 >>215306197 >>215307422
>>215301141
Jonesy can't be bothered with dogs.
Anonymous No.215301187
>>215301120
Cats vs dogs
Garfield
Austin Powers
Robin Hood
Anonymous No.215301215 >>215301230 >>215306197
>>215301180
What was cat gonna do in all seriousness? It was a giant killer bug
Anonymous No.215301230 >>215301329
>>215301215
At best, maybe hiss a bit.
Anonymous No.215301281
>>215300531 (OP)
Makes sense, cats are a destructive invasive species
Anonymous No.215301310
does someone have the cat vs dog paw on top minivideo?
Anonymous No.215301329
>>215301230
I'm too tired for even that.
Craig T. Nelson No.215301334 >>215301377
Litter boxes are disgusting. Outside cats only
Anonymous No.215301343
>>215301027
china
Anonymous No.215301357 >>215301976 >>215304741 >>215305031 >>215305667
Dogs in movies:
>Loyal "good boys" who can do no wrong

Cats in movies:
>Evil vicious creatures who are always up to no good

Remind me again how many people have been killed by dogs in real life compared to cats.
Anonymous No.215301377 >>215301389
>>215301334
Litter boxes are a hundred times better than having to literally pick up your dog's fresh warm shit on the street.
Anonymous No.215301388
>>215301027
minor (pronounced minah)
Craig T. Nelson No.215301389
>>215301377
She's a good girl. RIP
Anonymous No.215301414 >>215301896
another early caturday thread
Anonymous No.215301441 >>215304993 >>215305692
>>215301131
that would be black people
Anonymous No.215301454 >>215301518 >>215302041 >>215302516 >>215303008 >>215303170 >>215307076
Dogs are humans best friend
Anonymous No.215301465 >>215301671
>>215300531 (OP)
Dogs are dumb and submissive to pack hierarchy.
Cats are rugged individualists.
Of course the later are seen as evil by us. The irony of this is that the coolest canine trope, the lone wolf, is a canine that embodies the individualist traits of a feline.
Anonymous No.215301518
>>215301454
Dogs are the dogs of the animal world.
Anonymous No.215301671 >>215301829
>>215301465
Cats are also extremely retarded and constantly find hilarious ways to kill themselves.
Anonymous No.215301672 >>215301870
>Do you feel in charge
Anonymous No.215301752 >>215301940 >>215303402
Anonymous No.215301771 >>215305178 >>215305580 >>215311195 >>215311433
FAFO, dog
Anonymous No.215301788 >>215302868 >>215303130 >>215305178
Anonymous No.215301829
>>215301671
>Cats are also extremely retarded
This is one of my favorite parts about them.
Anonymous No.215301870
>>215301672
Kek
Anonymous No.215301896
>>215301414
The Katbrick stare
Anonymous No.215301912
>>215300576
Fpbp
Anonymous No.215301940 >>215302146
>>215301752
I love wobbly cats.
Anonymous No.215301956 >>215301993 >>215303313
>>215300531 (OP)
Anonymous No.215301976 >>215307483 >>215312125
>>215301357
I'd rather be dead than live with brain worms in a neighborhood with no birds or lizrds
Anonymous No.215301986
Kino
Anonymous No.215301993
>>215301956
>doesn't notice a massive dog in front of it

lmao
Anonymous No.215302019
>>215300576
Based
Anonymous No.215302041 >>215302660
>>215301454
Anonymous No.215302042 >>215302568
I had a cat once, it grew up with our 5 hunting dogs. It behaved pretty much like a dog, even brought me a dead mouse in my bed on my 7th birthday. Tough bastard, lost his tooth when he killed the neighbours stray.
Anonymous No.215302093 >>215302617
>>215301027
doorhinge
Anonymous No.215302098 >>215302134 >>215302417 >>215303926
Man's best friend btw
Anonymous No.215302134 >>215303676
>>215302098
He probably deserved it.
Anonymous No.215302146 >>215302573 >>215303402 >>215311545
>>215301940
Anonymous No.215302417
>>215302098
Hes baptizing him you dunce
Anonymous No.215302516
>>215301454
that was the horse actually
and we betrayed them for automobiles
Anonymous No.215302568
>>215302042
>I grew up with 5 dogs
Anonymous No.215302573 >>215302613 >>215303188
>>215302146
Anonymous No.215302594
Kino where dogs and cats are friends?
Anonymous No.215302596 >>215303268 >>215303691 >>215305913
>>215301097
kino
Anonymous No.215302613 >>215303816
>>215302573
He's floating :O
Anonymous No.215302617
>>215302093
Easy there, Threepwood.
Anonymous No.215302640
>>215301027
bagina
Anonymous No.215302652
>>215301027
Calvin Klein? Kind of.
Anonymous No.215302660 >>215303474 >>215312174
>>215302041
Anonymous No.215302677 >>215302863 >>215303570 >>215304757
Anonymous No.215302781
>>215301027
prinzmetal's angin
Anonymous No.215302805 >>215307096
Anonymous No.215302863 >>215303162 >>215306110 >>215307513
>>215302677
Don't mess with black cats.
Anonymous No.215302868
>>215301788
based pupper protecting their virginity
Anonymous No.215302877
i loaned cats & dogs dvd to someone and he never returned it.
thanks for reading my story. i hope it made your day better or worse. which ever is preferable.
Anonymous No.215302892 >>215305901
Anonymous No.215302924
Anonymous No.215303008
>>215301454
She's fucking gorgeous oh shit
>inb4 I mean the dog
Anonymous No.215303026
>>215301027
angina
Anonymous No.215303093
>>215301180
>Oh you have got to be kitten me!
Anonymous No.215303098 >>215303208 >>215303691 >>215311362
Anonymous No.215303130
>>215301788
He deactivated that chunky fucker
Anonymous No.215303162
>>215302863
wtf
Anonymous No.215303170
>>215301454
YJK
Anonymous No.215303188 >>215303293
>>215302573
chat is this real??
Anonymous No.215303208
>>215303098
looks kino
Anonymous No.215303243
Anonymous No.215303268
>>215302596
>Somehow...the cat came back
>They thought he was a goner, but...
Anonymous No.215303282 >>215310632
>>215301027
how about that teenage witch, sabrina?
Anonymous No.215303293
>>215303188
He's gonna be sucked in to that black hole.
Anonymous No.215303296
>>215300531 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.215303313
>>215301956
Nigger
Anonymous No.215303319
>>215300531 (OP)
These owners are creating conflict between their pets.
Anonymous No.215303332
give him more roles
Anonymous No.215303372 >>215303423 >>215303440 >>215305572 >>215305642 >>215305737 >>215306858 >>215311291
The athleticism of our feline frens never ceases to amaze me.
Anonymous No.215303402
>>215301752
>>215302146
Stop putting your cats in the dryer, they're line dry ONLY.
Anonymous No.215303423 >>215303477
>>215303372
man the ai really didnt know what to do with the hairless cat it looks like a greenscreen
Anonymous No.215303433
Anonymous No.215303438
Isle Of Dogs is a comfy movie, watch it bros if u havent already
Anonymous No.215303440
>>215303372
wtf is this real?
Anonymous No.215303455
>>215300531 (OP)
that is cute
Anonymous No.215303474
>>215302660
Dogs are better, catfags need to fuck off
Anonymous No.215303477
>>215303423
Pretty sure the video is not AI and is very real. Check the file name, bro.
Anonymous No.215303489
>>215301027
Black bull
Anonymous No.215303528
>>215301027
Regina. I'm Canadian
Anonymous No.215303570 >>215303622
>>215302677
what's this from
Anonymous No.215303622 >>215303710 >>215311190
>>215303570
The Cat (1992)
you can find a torrent in the kdrama general movies pastebin >>215276595
Anonymous No.215303645
>>215300576
Truth
Anonymous No.215303676
>>215302134
I'm sorry sir but we have a no singles policy here
Anonymous No.215303691 >>215303710
>>215303098
>>215302596
movie name?
Anonymous No.215303710 >>215303744
>>215303691
see >>215303622
Anonymous No.215303744 >>215303774
>>215303710
thanks anon
is it any good? the actress is cute at least
Anonymous No.215303774
>>215303744
yes, I enjoyed it quite a bit. if you like hong kong movies from that time period you'll like it.
Anonymous No.215303816 >>215305625
>>215302613
go back
Anonymous No.215303818 >>215304020 >>215304795
>bajillion breeds of dogs developed throughout human history to deal with any particular major or minor threat imaginable
>cats eat vermin and have remained 'cats' indistinguishable from any other cats all the while

why didn't we try harder to domesticate crows in the meantime? not necessarily as domestic pets but as shoulder-buddies that fly off and retrieve some carrion or fruit or something??
I personally like feeding random crows/ravens at my local park the odd time I go for a sit-down after a run/hard day at work/etc and pretty sure they know me
Anonymous No.215303926
>>215302098
Columbo "Murder on a Short Leash"
Anonymous No.215303955 >>215307155
>>215301120
>All Dogs Go To Heaven
>Cats & Dogs
>Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
>Cats & Dogs 3: Paws Unite!
>Lady and the Tramp
>Babe
>The Voices
Anonymous No.215304020 >>215304374 >>215305715 >>215312077
>>215303818
Non mammals can't really be domesticated

If it isn't a mammal it doesn't really have anything in common with you and me. Things like emotions you can project onto them but there's nothing there
Anonymous No.215304237
>>215300531 (OP)
Cats are assholes
Anonymous No.215304374
>>215304020
'domestication' might be a bit of a stretch but corvids are known to be next level in terms of potential to relate to and function with humans in the greater sense

obviously their lack of bladders would invalidate any chance of domestication anyway lol
Anonymous No.215304567 >>215304729 >>215304906 >>215305055 >>215307445 >>215308727
Anonymous No.215304623 >>215304729 >>215304906 >>215311327 >>215312233
Anonymous No.215304729 >>215310661
>>215304567
>>215304623
This was quite a wholesome thread, but now I dunno.
Anonymous No.215304741
>>215301357
cats are jew coded
dogs are goyim coded
Anonymous No.215304757
>>215302677
when cats squint like @2 seconds in it means they trust whoever they're looking at
unrealistic movie i think
Anonymous No.215304795
>>215303818
Because we have falconers with trained birds of prey more useful than any crow
Anonymous No.215304796
>>215301027
I'll find a
Anonymous No.215304906 >>215308458
>>215304567
>>215304623
Anonymous No.215304993 >>215309148
>>215301441
No, Russians.
Anonymous No.215305031
>>215301357
obviously not directly. a full grown cat likely wouldn't even be capable of killing a newborn baby
but their ubiquity akin the the rats we relied on them to kill and all the unseen diseases they carry have probably killed more people than dogs which have always been pack animals concentrated in specific areas where any such outbreaks were contained by comparison, even with ferals running around everywhere

even just touching a cat could lead to a fever
Anonymous No.215305036
>>215301027
Anonymous No.215305048
>>215301147
Lol hush
Anonymous No.215305050
>>215300576
based, true, fpbp
Anonymous No.215305055
>>215304567
sauce?
Anonymous No.215305099
>outta my way, niggers!
Anonymous No.215305178 >>215305242 >>215305254 >>215306972 >>215311518 >>215311782
>>215301771
I've seen this so many times, I can't help but consider the dog whisper a hack, but then you see stuff like >>215301788 and you realized he does know what he's doing. It's funny seeing this dude manhandle dogs, but I wonder if he's actually legit skilled and serving a purpose.
Anonymous No.215305242
>>215305178
Watch the show instead of forming your opinions from webms
Anonymous No.215305254
>>215305178
In the dachshund example, he's basically just doing what another dog would do. Put pressure on the neck, press it into the floor, show dominance but don't actually hurt it.
Anonymous No.215305449 >>215306859 >>215312450
what's the best cat video in existence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSLEoDsTR-E
Anonymous No.215305544
hehe
Anonymous No.215305572
>>215303372
Is this real?!!
Anonymous No.215305580
>>215301771
>previously on the dog whisperer
Anonymous No.215305623 >>215305729 >>215311097
>>215300576
How many domestic cat-related deaths are reported per year? Genuinely curious.
Dogs can be sweethearts, but there are also a lot of nigger breeds, bred and owned by niggers. Meanwhile cats, while spontaneous and defensive, are rarely outright aggressive unless threatened. Even larger, untamed species are chill.
A hungry dog would eat you the first chance it got. Many such cases.
Anonymous No.215305625
>>215303816
No u
Anonymous No.215305642 >>215305693
>>215303372
Is it really real though?
Anonymous No.215305667 >>215306291
>>215301357
>Remind me again how many people have been killed by dogs in real life compared to cats.
Typical jew behavior
Why don't we look at the other chart, the one that shows how many people have been saved by dog, or aided by dog, compared to cats?
Anonymous No.215305692
>>215301131
wrong
>>215301441
this
Anonymous No.215305693
>>215305642
Tis real

No source because it doesn't need one.
Anonymous No.215305715
>>215304020
is a birb a mammal?
Anonymous No.215305729
>>215305623
Women commit less crime but they’re still the bad guys
Anonymous No.215305737
>>215303372
>the black one doesn't drown
even for ai this is a new level of soulless
Anonymous No.215305901
>>215302892
>this is what the people who buy my cat's shit on the black market do with it
huh
Anonymous No.215305913 >>215306179 >>215310900
>>215302596
It's weird to me that both whites and asians keep cats and dogs, but indians do not.
Anonymous No.215306110
>>215302863
Is that Dave Blunts?
Anonymous No.215306179
>>215305913
asians keep them to fatten them up. Like hanging onto a turkey until thanksgiving
Anonymous No.215306197 >>215306250
>>215301180
>>215301215
>It was a giant killer bug
do his job and kill it when it was still a tiny snake
Anonymous No.215306213 >>215306404 >>215306670 >>215306707
>Not liking both dogs and cats.
>Participating in a manufactured conflict, probably provoked by the real dicks of the pet world: birds.
Hmm... I wonder 'hoo' could be behind OP's post...
Anonymous No.215306250
>>215306197
That's not a ginger cat.
Anonymous No.215306291
>>215305667
>Jews out of nowhere

Obsessed
Anonymous No.215306404 >>215306541
>>215306213
>thinking birds are real
Anonymous No.215306520
Anonymous No.215306541 >>215306605 >>215306771 >>215308667
>>215306404
I wish birds were real.
Anonymous No.215306605 >>215306922 >>215307012
>>215306541
Anonymous No.215306670
>>215306213
>it's those damn birds, trust me
Anonymous No.215306707
>>215306213
are you not entertained?
Anonymous No.215306728 >>215308009
Anonymous No.215306771 >>215306888 >>215306946
>>215306541
why are birds so powerful?
Anonymous No.215306858
>>215303372
>4th cat jumps to the other board before diving
kino
Anonymous No.215306859
>>215305449
As the prophecy foretold
Anonymous No.215306868
>>215301097
I would literally fight a dog with lethal intent if I saw it attacking a cat

Fuck dogs

Wolves are awesome though
Anonymous No.215306888 >>215306946
>>215306771
That reminds me of the magpies around my parents' house, they'd come over and play with the cat all the time. Not maliciously, genuinely just hopping around doing lazy little play-chases and stuff. I think once they figured out that the cat was chill, they decided to be best buds.
Anonymous No.215306922
>>215306605
>hes right behind me, isn't he
Anonymous No.215306946 >>215307583
>>215306771
>>215306888
Anonymous No.215306972
>>215305178
it's because white people treat their dogs like people and think talking to them in baby-talk and telling them that they shouldn't do that will actually work.
You don't have to beat your dog to death, but doing basic shit like flipping them over and pinning them to the ground to show dominance is basic animal behavior.
Anonymous No.215307004 >>215307256
I have a cat for a year now and he won’t stop trying to attack my dog.
Anonymous No.215307005
>>215300531 (OP)
Awww this is so cute
Anonymous No.215307012 >>215307038 >>215307148
>>215306605
They keep running into each other, huh.
Anonymous No.215307018 >>215307428 >>215309006
>The dog you're about to meet has the keys to this yard. Treat him with respect.
Anonymous No.215307038
>>215307012
why is the owl so angry?
Anonymous No.215307047
Anonymous No.215307076 >>215307113
>>215301454
Anonymous No.215307096 >>215307107
>>215302805
Ouch their tongue is rough like sandpaper
Anonymous No.215307107 >>215307399
>>215307096
I prefer my cat’s lick over my dog’s.
Anonymous No.215307113
>>215307076
Anonymous No.215307148 >>215311411
>>215307012
Smart animals are really automatons. You can tell by their robotic head movements. Humans think they are above that. They are mistaken. Humans are automatons, too.
Anonymous No.215307155
>>215303955
>no Fievel Goes West
Anonymous No.215307160 >>215307243 >>215308114
>fat old boomer here where random dogs would just show up at your house one day and maybe the following; and the day after that for maybe a week; then they just became your family dog
does this still happen?
Anonymous No.215307198
>>215301027
Nigger
Anonymous No.215307243
>>215307160
Yes, but with cats.
Anonymous No.215307256 >>215307283
>>215307004
Beat his ass
Anonymous No.215307283 >>215307329
>>215307256
I think he just wants to play tag.
Anonymous No.215307329 >>215308292
>>215307283
If there isn't blood flying, the cat isn't actually attacking the dog, it just wants to play. A cat may not be able to kill a dog, but if it actually goes on the attack you'll know it.
Anonymous No.215307384
>>215300576
Only because they’re moody schemers. Theyre personalities make good bad guys. I love cats and dogs and animals :)
Anonymous No.215307399
>>215307107

I understand perfectly.
I remember an old memory: When I was sleeping at a friend's house, his black cat would lick the tip of my nose to wake me up.
Anonymous No.215307408
>>215301131
That would be brown “people”
Anonymous No.215307422
>>215301180
>there could be xenomorphs around he thought
Anonymous No.215307428 >>215307460
>>215307018
That black dong is literally me when an alpha chad walks by.
Anonymous No.215307445
>>215304567
she's just taking a piss, right?
Anonymous No.215307450 >>215307508
Anonymous No.215307460 >>215307498
>>215307428
>dong

Ah, shit.
Anonymous No.215307483
>>215301976
If you dont like all animals including cats you arent white. Hitler would be disgusted
Anonymous No.215307498
>>215307460
get a load of this homo
Anonymous No.215307508 >>215307582
>>215307450
why are cats so much more agile than dogs?
Anonymous No.215307513
>>215302863
Absolute juggernaut.
Anonymous No.215307582
>>215307508
They're solo stealth predators. Dogs are pack stamina predators.
Anonymous No.215307583 >>215307633 >>215308039 >>215309992
>>215306946
Where the fuck do you get a coyote
Anonymous No.215307619 >>215307673
Anonymous No.215307633
>>215307583
the coyote store
Anonymous No.215307644 >>215307688
mad how africa hates dogs so much they just used hyenas [which are technically cats] to act as the wolves of the african plains
Anonymous No.215307673
>>215307619
Boop :)
Anonymous No.215307681
>>215300531 (OP)
The cat
"little niggers of the animal world"
with all due respects
Anonymous No.215307682
>>215300531 (OP)
Anonymous No.215307688
>>215307644
Hyenas are cat hardware running dog software, just like foxes are dog hardware running cat software.
Anonymous No.215307705 >>215307755 >>215307801 >>215313344
Anonymous No.215307722
>>215301027
South Carolina?
Anonymous No.215307755 >>215311544
>>215307705
Chat shit, get clawed.
Anonymous No.215307798
cat haters are low iq
Anonymous No.215307801
>>215307705
What the fuck did he think was going to happen
Anonymous No.215307809 >>215308161
Shock collars should be mandatory for all dogs and cranked up to max level
Anonymous No.215308009
>>215306728
he is literally me
Anonymous No.215308039
>>215307583
Just walk out yonder
Anonymous No.215308079
Anonymous No.215308080
>>215300531 (OP)
This is the wholsomest thread on /tv/

The Jan eaters must have died of a heart attack.
Anonymous No.215308100
/tv/ needs a Shlock Collar iyam
Anonymous No.215308114
>>215307160
nope only if others abandon them
Anonymous No.215308161 >>215308200
>>215307809
Anonymous No.215308200 >>215310661 >>215310956 >>215311087
>>215308161
kek, based dog.
Anonymous No.215308256
Anonymous No.215308292 >>215308320
>>215307329
Does biting count as attacking?
Anonymous No.215308320
>>215308292
Depends on the severity of the bite, which is hard to gauge from a distance.
Anonymous No.215308337 >>215310880 >>215311035
Anonymous No.215308340 >>215310673
Dogs need to know their place.
Anonymous No.215308374 >>215308469 >>215308625 >>215308752 >>215313360
Anonymous No.215308458
>>215304906
thats true the poor dog could end up with herpes
Anonymous No.215308469
>>215308374
literally me
Anonymous No.215308545 >>215308573 >>215308588
Anonymous No.215308573
>>215308545
No more brother wars
Anonymous No.215308588 >>215312908
>>215308545
monkeys seem so intelligent, i love them
Anonymous No.215308625
>>215308374
I had a friend who lived on a chicken farm and every time I was there and some other kid was visiting for the first time, we used to dare them to go pet the rooster.
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Anonymous No.215308667
>>215306541
>But I paid you a small fortune in peanuts!
>*whistles* And that gives you... PAWer over me?
Anonymous No.215308693 >>215308731 >>215308879
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Anonymous No.215308727 >>215309797 >>215309947
>>215304567
Should I imagesearch this?
Anonymous No.215308731
>>215308693
>I have no river and I must dam
Anonymous No.215308752
>>215308374
CLUCKED.com
Anonymous No.215308766
>>215301027
Awfully hot coffee pot
Anonymous No.215308770 >>215308822 >>215308905
Anonymous No.215308822
>>215308770
dumb bitch didn't read the sign, kek
Anonymous No.215308827
Anonymous No.215308858
Cat webms are boring. They're just not interesting creatures. Dull animals for dull people.
Anonymous No.215308879
>>215308693
Trying he's best.
Anonymous No.215308883
Anonymous No.215308905
>>215308770
Even though they clearly staged this the way they got the bottom of the sign at the end was pretty good.
Anonymous No.215308922 >>215308978
Anonymous No.215308929 >>215309095
Anonymous No.215308940 >>215309447
Anonymous No.215308978 >>215310510
>>215308922
Anonymous No.215309006
>>215307018
>the bigger dogs immediately bowing down
KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.215309017 >>215309058 >>215310619 >>215312591
Cats are niggers and I'm so tired of faggot ass retards saying different. They smell like shit and stink like shit, it's no wonder brown faggots love these cunty creatures.

Fuck cats and fuck you.
Anonymous No.215309042 >>215309521
Anonymous No.215309058
>>215309017
hey there moshi
Anonymous No.215309095
>>215308929
compelled to build
Anonymous No.215309147
>>215301027
Aunt Jemima
Anonymous No.215309148
>>215304993
Back to the trenches.
Anonymous No.215309447
>>215308940
Poor croc
Anonymous No.215309521
>>215309042
>blade catch mid swing
>leg sweep ko
KINO
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Anonymous No.215309560 >>215312401
>>215300531 (OP)
>A strange alliance forms midway into the movie.
I love this trope so much.
Anonymous No.215309797
>>215308727
let us know what you find
Anonymous No.215309947
>>215308727
don't do it son.
Anonymous No.215309992
>>215307583
Outside. They're free.
Anonymous No.215310412 >>215310502 >>215310866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRv4cdZxTdQ&list=RDhRv4cdZxTdQ&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.215310485
>>215300576
Speak it my brother.
Anonymous No.215310502 >>215310555
>>215310412
Great song.
Anonymous No.215310510 >>215310654 >>215311452
>>215308978
WTF! I LOVE CATS now!
Anonymous No.215310555
>>215310502
cheeky bugger
Anonymous No.215310619
>>215309017
Cats and dogs are based. Fuck off.
Anonymous No.215310632
>>215303282
no, that's a made-up word, anon
Anonymous No.215310654
>>215310510
Anonymous No.215310661
>>215304729
>>215308200
I wonder if her pussy has somehow acquired the power of all the other pussies in her life.
Anonymous No.215310673
>>215308340
>"GET BACK IN THERE WITH MY WIFE!"
Anonymous No.215310866
>>215310412
god damn that man is sexy
Anonymous No.215310880
>>215308337
Is this achievable natty?
Anonymous No.215310881
>>215300576
FPBP, brownoids are seething
Anonymous No.215310900 >>215310986
>>215305913
Indians keep cats because they are low IQ and low test. Asians only keep dogs to eat them because they're savages.
Anonymous No.215310927
>>215301027
Jemimah
Anonymous No.215310945
>keeping the e-whores in check
based gatto
Anonymous No.215310956
>>215308200
Cheetahs are chill cats, and were once domestic animals.
Anonymous No.215310986 >>215311022 >>215311052 >>215311141
>>215310900
Indian cities are literally teeming with feral domestic dogs, to the point that many of them are afraid to leave the house at night for the risk of being attacked by a pack of them.
The Government wants to round them up, but everyone is "Noooo not the heckin' doggos!!"
Anonymous No.215311022
>>215310986
>to the point that many of them are afraid to leave the house at night for the risk of being attacked by a pack of them
Dogs continue to prove they're more based than cats.
Anonymous No.215311035
>>215308337
comfiest thing in the world
Anonymous No.215311052
>>215310986
>british leave
>indian states no longer have a designated white man with a rifle to keep the wildlife in check
>feral dogs now own the streets
lel
Anonymous No.215311054 >>215311144 >>215311164
>>215300531 (OP)
I've had 4 girls tell me that a guy owning a cat is a red flag on Tinder. What the fuck? Do I come off as feminine or something?
Anonymous No.215311087
>>215308200
hot tip: cats like to be touched on their cheek, and their nose/top of their face. they have marking glands there. if you touch them there, you become their property (i.e. the like you)
Anonymous No.215311097
>>215305623
thats only because cats are so small they physically are hardly capable of killing you.
Anonymous No.215311141
>>215310986
>Indian cities are literally teeming with feral domestic dogs
That's pretty much the way it is in every 3rd world nation.
Anonymous No.215311144 >>215311271
>>215311054
cats are wise to foid bullshit
Anonymous No.215311164
>>215311054
Women notice that cats are like themselves in a rare moment of introspection. They want to be the only lazy and deceitful thing in your life. My sister has a cat and says she won't date guys who own them which made no sense to me for the longest time.
Anonymous No.215311169
>>215301027
premadonna
Anonymous No.215311171
>>215300531 (OP)
kino outfit
Anonymous No.215311190
>>215303622
>also known as The 1000 Years Cat, is a 1992 Hong Kong science-fiction action film

I will now watch your movie
Anonymous No.215311195
>>215301771
A masterful right hook!
Anonymous No.215311271 >>215311874
>>215311144
>cats are wise to foid bullshit
Correct.
Anonymous No.215311291
>>215303372
They all do the same move, they are unimaginative cats
Anonymous No.215311327
>>215304623
pomme'd
Anonymous No.215311362
>>215303098
Whenever I try to fly in my dreams this is what it's like, where I just kind of barely slowly hover just above terrain.
Anonymous No.215311411 >>215311860
>>215307148
aren't owls relatively stupid birds? we just project wisdom on to them due to big eyes.
Anonymous No.215311433 >>215311925
>>215301771
Why does he punch the dog in the throat? The fuck?
Anonymous No.215311452
>>215310510
birds and cats are human's greatest ally
Anonymous No.215311518
>>215305178
>It's funny seeing this dude manhandle dogs, but I wonder if he's actually legit skilled and serving a purpose.
dogs "speak" a specific language and understand certain behaviours instinctively. You just gotta understand these instincts and how to make use of them.
Btw most of the so called rivalry between cats and dogs is just them having mostly opposite behaviours vs what they actually mean
>dog waging their tail up, probably happy
>cat doing the same, probably mad or stressed
>dog getting low like they do when playing
>cat getting low getting ready to pounce
Anonymous No.215311544
>>215307755
Just a couple of bros, hanging out, forehead to forehead, lovingly staring into each other's eyes
Anonymous No.215311545
>>215302146
remind me what the fuck is "zoomies" reddit-speak for?
Anonymous No.215311782 >>215312303
>>215305178
reminder that his pitbull attacked someone
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>>215311411
>aren't owls relatively stupid birds?
Yes. Raptors are dumb as fuck and basically lizards with feathers.
Anonymous No.215311874
>>215311271
deserved it
Anonymous No.215311893 >>215312088 >>215312130 >>215312184
10 years ago in college my roommate threw his gfs kitten against the wall for pissing on the floor. This dude was a textbook Chad and buff so when he threw the kitten it was with enough force to either break its ribs or rupture its internal organs or something. I'll always remember seeing that kitten slide down the wall and start meowing constantly in pain. This just infuriated my roommate more and he grabbed it and threw it out of the room while his gf was going nuts and screaming. I wanted to do something about it but I felt like if I did I would get my ass beat by this guy. The cat ended up meowing constantly for a few more hours while shitting itself and throwing up before it finally died. This is the same guy that killed another ex-girlfriends dog and two hamsters. I also know he smashed an aquarium with a hammer, he's legit insane. Those two ended up getting married and having kids while I'm still a 31 year old KHHV.
Anonymous No.215311925
>>215311433
Because the dog was acting like a nigger.
Anonymous No.215312077
>>215304020
You're joking right? Crows are smart enough to even use tools. They're probably the closest thing to a human in terms of intelligence, they just don't have opposable thumbs to take full advantage of it.
Anonymous No.215312080
>>215301131
Feral cats aren't domestic cats, retard. Domestic cats live in people's homes in cities where there is no 'wildlife'.
Anonymous No.215312088
>>215311893
wtf why are women like this?
Anonymous No.215312125
>>215301976
What is this schizo shit? I wish my cat would kill the fucking birds in my neighbourhood, especially the cunt that starts up at midnight with its repetitive chirping every 3 seconds until 4am but my cat literally never caught a single bird, just a couple of mice and rats.
Anonymous No.215312130
>>215311893
They do this sort of shit while all the other guys sit back and do nothing about it. Can't really blame her for not wanting the sort of guys that are going to hide in the closet when there's a home invader. Women are retarded, but they're hardly the only ones at fault.

Not pretending i'm any better, i just checked out entirely.
Anonymous No.215312174
>>215302660
Cringe and tryhard. We've all seen it before.
Anonymous No.215312184
>>215311893
I knew a girl who would complain about her boyfriend killing cats. They are married and have kids now as well
Anonymous No.215312201 >>215312338 >>215312342
Dogs are:
>Smelly
>Dirty
>Loud
>Useless
Unless you're hunting pheasant or herding cattle, get a cat and stop being a faggot.
Anonymous No.215312233
>>215304623
Actually impressed with how into it he is. I wish I had that much my desire when kissing my gf.
Anonymous No.215312273
id rather scoop a litter box than have to grab a big dogs 10 pound shit with nothing but a baggie
cats can also go whenever they want and dont need heckin walkies
Anonymous No.215312303
>>215311782
no amount whispering can undo pitbull programming.
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friends don't let friends drink and drive
Anonymous No.215312338
>>215312201
All animals are good.
its people that suck
Anonymous No.215312342
>>215312201
Based.
Anonymous No.215312401
>>215309560
>the master and hoholina
Anonymous No.215312450 >>215312805
>>215305449
imagine how fat the cameraman is with that breathing jesus
Anonymous No.215312504
>>215300576
do people really not like cats? Why? they're so cute, charming, introverted and harmless to us.
Anonymous No.215312591
>>215309017
Cats may bring chaos to your home, but they'll never cuck you with your girlfriend/wife.
Anonymous No.215312799
Movie was atrocious
Anonymous No.215312805
>>215312450
I was the same way when I was younger. Somebody asked me why I was breathing so heavily and parents took me to the doctor and turns out my tonsils and adenoids were blocking my airways.
Anonymous No.215312874
I was rooting for dogs in the movie
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Anonymous No.215312908
>>215308588
kek
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Anonymous No.215313085
>>215301027
Im tryna
Put my penis in
Your Vagina
Or maybe whats
Behind ya
Anonymous No.215313123 >>215313169
Damn, early caturday thread almost hitting bump-limit? Thanks mods for letting this happen.
Anonymous No.215313169
>>215313123
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>>215307705
we are so fucking fragile man
Anonymous No.215313360
>>215308374
chickens with long nails can unironically kill you
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>>215301027
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