Thread 215313871

Why did late 90s Hollywood think it was OK to cast 100% ethnically Welsh actress Catherine Zeta-Jones as a hispanic?

>>215313871 (OP)
She dips beneath Jewish space lazers

>>215313871 (OP)
I called in a favor.

>>215313871 (OP)
Because on appearances she passes

Sometimes, once in a generation, the Brits spawn a honourary latino

well it works since she's the latina morticia too

>>215313871 (OP)
Sex icon

It is true Michael Douglas got cancer from eating her puss?

it was a different time

>>215313891
She has entrapped me

>>215313871 (OP)
is that really the priority complaint when you have Anthony Hopkins looking like the most English man alive under a 15-minute brownface job

>>215314535
I haven't watched it in 20 years I just remember being surprised to find out she was like half Spanish or somethign

>>215313871 (OP)
Spain is full of blonde haired blue eyed people.

>>215313871 (OP)
Because she's suppose be spanish nobility. Spaniards are white, not mesoamerican. So they chose a dark haired white woman

spanish armada survivor

>>215314059
She's still a smoke show.

>>215313871 (OP)
great film

>>215313871 (OP)
Thanks for reminding me of this movie. I haven't watched it in a long time.

>>215313871 (OP)
Because she looks exactly like a spaniard

spanish national football team

>>215315358
Mask of Zorro takes place in Mexico

>>215313871 (OP)
Because no one wants to look at brownoids, but back then, the studios weren't propped up by finkbux.

>>215315358
6 > 14 > 17 , all the others ugly

>>215315524
the character in question is from spanish colonizers