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/hor/ - Horror General
Vintage Bleh edition

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Anonymous No.215314753 >>215314812
>>215314744 (OP)
oh fucking great now we have to deal with the 1930s fags
Anonymous No.215314768 >>215314771 >>215314815 >>215314839 >>215315008 >>215315061 >>215315095 >>215316095 >>215316128
Sinister is the scariest movie ever made
Anonymous No.215314771 >>215314789
>>215314768
lol
Anonymous No.215314773 >>215314778 >>215314892 >>215315803 >>215317988 >>215320629
>>215314744 (OP)
Give me your favorite 1940s horror movie
Anonymous No.215314774
>>215314744 (OP)
Eueuuurghhh....
Anonymous No.215314778 >>215314795
>>215314773
world war 2
Anonymous No.215314789 >>215314828
>>215314771
scariest. not best.
Anonymous No.215314790 >>215314798 >>215314833 >>215315534
Evening Lindbros
Anonymous No.215314795 >>215314810
>>215314778
That is from the 30s. America just had a delayed release
Anonymous No.215314798 >>215314820
>>215314790
I am now a lindbro
Anonymous No.215314810
>>215314795
the grandkids asleep?
Anonymous No.215314812
>>215314753
It's a 1930s general. Cope, seethe, et cetera.
Anonymous No.215314815
>>215314768
I'm sensitive to scary films so I can weigh in
>the videotapes
scary
>the 10th slipknot member
medium, didn't do much than be another scary mask mascot demon guy
>ghost kids
breathed a sigh of relief because they weren't scary at all
Anonymous No.215314820 >>215314849 >>215314876 >>215319166
>>215314798
Based
Anonymous No.215314828
>>215314789
Something can't be the est thing that's subjective.
Anonymous No.215314832
Anonymous No.215314833
>>215314790
she cute ngl
Anonymous No.215314839
>>215314768
i've been be'ghoul'd
Anonymous No.215314844
>>215314744 (OP)
Greatest east europoor since Seb Stan?
Anonymous No.215314849
>>215314820
she's got that "scout taylor compton" phenotype
Anonymous No.215314855
I!
I POST AMONG THE ANONS OF THE NIGHT!
I HAVEN'T GOT THE WILL TO TRY AND FIGHT!
Anonymous No.215314867 >>215314880
Where do you think he shops.
Anonymous No.215314873 >>215314895 >>215314905 >>215314907 >>215314914 >>215315030
Is there an actual terrifying movie out there?
Anonymous No.215314876 >>215314886 >>215315067
>>215314820
I enjoyed wayward
Anonymous No.215314880
>>215314867
spencer's
Anonymous No.215314882 >>215314906 >>215314955
Betcha can't guess my favorite weredingos movie
Anonymous No.215314886 >>215314896
>>215314876
Based
Anonymous No.215314892
>>215314773
The Wolf Man. Though most have seen that.
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein. Kind of cheating since it's a comedy.
The Uninvited (1944) is probably the answer you want.
Anonymous No.215314895 >>215314909
>>215314873
yeah every security camera you're caught on lmao
Anonymous No.215314896 >>215314929 >>215314940
>>215314886
that is honestly the first trans person i dont mind
Anonymous No.215314905 >>215314910
>>215314873
Yeah the tape of you realizing you're not young anymore but still acting like a teenager anyway.
Anonymous No.215314906 >>215314955
>>215314882
There's more than Howling III?
Anonymous No.215314907 >>215314923
>>215314873
look into documentaries instead of movies. there are some that are genuinely terrifying. remember one about some kids in a jesus camp or something along those lines.
Anonymous No.215314909
>>215314895
Anonymous No.215314910
>>215314905
>Yeah the tape of you realizing you're not young anymore but still acting like a teenager anyway.
Anonymous No.215314914
>>215314873
Schindler's List.
Because it really happened.
Anonymous No.215314923
>>215314907
Jesus Camp is more sad than anything. But maybe I'm biased because I grew up in an even more religious environment.
Anonymous No.215314927 >>215314938 >>215314965
Name one creature that never got a movie before.
Anonymous No.215314929 >>215314943
>>215314896
Thats a man
Anonymous No.215314938
>>215314927
Nuckelavee.
Anonymous No.215314940 >>215314958
>>215314896
Not trans tho
Anonymous No.215314943
>>215314929
>those are men
Anonymous No.215314955
>>215314882
>>215314906
>weredingo
Ah shoot nevermind, weremarsupials... tasmanian tigers to be exacting.
Anonymous No.215314957 >>215315025
M3gan!
Anonymous No.215314958 >>215314978
>>215314940
this is a woman and a half
Anonymous No.215314965
>>215314927
Parlangua. Got an awesome song though with a great story in the lyrics though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhd0wOACwQg
Anonymous No.215314978 >>215314991
>>215314958
what is that thing on her shoulder that really looks a lot like a penis
Anonymous No.215314991 >>215315057
>>215314978
she fingers herself with her thick fingers she wouldnt even feel you
Anonymous No.215315008
>>215314768
Agreed
Anonymous No.215315025 >>215315088
>>215314957
not /hor/
Anonymous No.215315030
>>215314873
>Is there an actual terrifying movie out there?
The Blair Witch Project.
Anonymous No.215315057 >>215315090
>>215314991
I'm talking about this penis thing i cant see it as anything but a penis and idk what it is
Anonymous No.215315061 >>215315082 >>215315256 >>215315479
>>215314768
well i mean if you're trying to make an objective claim then theres a study that disagrees with you.
Anonymous No.215315067 >>215315590
>>215314876
I love Wayward
Anonymous No.215315082
>>215315061
>theres a study that disagrees with you.
sinister is literally on top with the highest scare score
Anonymous No.215315088 >>215315137
>>215315025
How many hours a day do you spend shitposting in /hor/? Remember, it's anonymous, so there's no good reason to lie.
Anonymous No.215315090 >>215315169
>>215315057
its a hand
Anonymous No.215315095 >>215315126
>>215314768
If we're talking about the tape aspect of it, I think the Dreamkill segment Scott Derrickson directed for VHS 85 is a much better executed concept. I unironically think it's the best thing he's ever directed.
Anonymous No.215315096 >>215315153 >>215315590
Anonymous No.215315126
>>215315095
>VHS
im not taking you seriously
Anonymous No.215315137 >>215315186
>>215315088
Me or the megan poster?
Anonymous No.215315153 >>215315209
>>215315096
Anonymous No.215315169 >>215315191
>>215315090
if you say so...
Anonymous No.215315173 >>215315206 >>215315215 >>215315231 >>215315240 >>215315257 >>215315749
What monsters do you think you could beat in a fight?
Anonymous No.215315186 >>215315250
>>215315137
Did my post say (you) or (the megan poster)?
Anonymous No.215315191 >>215315251
>>215315169
a tranny's hand to be specific
Anonymous No.215315206
>>215315173
jason
Anonymous No.215315209
>>215315153
For some reason, when I look at this webm, I picture smells and images of white wine and kitty litter.
Anonymous No.215315215
>>215315173
Chucky
Anonymous No.215315217
I think some of you are getting your movie recommendations via YIFY website, pages 1-50
Anonymous No.215315223 >>215315284 >>215315294
Have you guys seen anything that wasn't labeled as horror but ended up being scary?
Anonymous No.215315226 >>215315313
>>215314744 (OP)
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN45PJOq4po
Anonymous No.215315231
>>215315173
jasons mom
Anonymous No.215315235
>>215314822
>there's something about her for me.
Probably her hot tits and hot ass and pretty face.
Anonymous No.215315240
>>215315173
Any little faggot monster like a crite or a gremlin
Anonymous No.215315250 >>215315268 >>215315361
>>215315186
Why are you asking me? I was just making a reply. Megan 2.0 is not horror
Anonymous No.215315251 >>215315255 >>215315313 >>215315610
>>215315191
Thats a man, cuck
Anonymous No.215315255
>>215315251
how do you get so many pictures? i need more in my collection
Anonymous No.215315256
>>215315061
>skinamirink
kek
Anonymous No.215315257
>>215315173
I could probably take on a Romero zombie
Anonymous No.215315268
>>215315250
Oh but I was scared stiff!
Anonymous No.215315278 >>215315300 >>215315326 >>215315331 >>215315413
>decided to watch VHSHalloween tonight
>first short has the women trapped in the house
>ai generated art shows up
>stop watching VHSHalloween entirely
What should I watch instead? I watched Strange Harvest the other night. Prefer slashers and found footage films, and I've seen a lot of the classics.
Anonymous No.215315284 >>215315296
>>215315223
David Lynch's Inland Empire is one of the scariest things I've seen, not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't 3 hours of dread.
Anonymous No.215315294 >>215315336
>>215315223
Is that really any good?

Anyway, yeah, Melancholia was one of the most terrifying films I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.215315296
>>215315284
it ends with a wacky ending though
Anonymous No.215315300 >>215315466
>>215315278
idk watch this
Anonymous No.215315313 >>215315342 >>215315416
>>215315226
>>215314744 (OP)
I didn't know until I watched Ed Wood that Lugosi was a heroin addict who was completely broke after Dracula and had to star in dogshit no budget horrors that were made around his name
>>215315251
Ah yes, a female man...
Anonymous No.215315326 >>215315466
>>215315278
Occult (2009) if you haven't.
Beezel has some found footage sections and is kind of like an anthology.
Anonymous No.215315331 >>215315466
>>215315278
Incantation is a Taiwan found footage movie
Anonymous No.215315336 >>215315390 >>215315462
>>215315294
Its absolutely kino
Anonymous No.215315342 >>215315364
>>215315313
Damn. He turned into Lloyd Kaufman.
Anonymous No.215315361 >>215315387 >>215315550 >>215315726
>>215315250
I was asking you because there's no way there's more than one person dweeby enough to police these threads posting "not /hor" all day long.

Megan can be classified as /hor/ btw.
Anonymous No.215315364 >>215315378
>>215315342
They fused together in the Flesh Event of 1997 into Belloyd Legman.
Anonymous No.215315369 >>215315433
I remember my first time watching Tenebre. First time checking out Argento’s movies and giallos and thinking
>wow it is cool how almost none of the characters have plot armor
Anonymous No.215315378
>>215315364
>Belloyd Legman
fuck you I spit water out my nose because of that
Anonymous No.215315387 >>215315403 >>215315417 >>215315473
>>215315361
There are multiple anons doing that. In fact, it is constant arguments about whether a movie is horror or not that resulted in a banned list.
Anonymous No.215315390 >>215315461
>>215315336
>created by a non-binary "queer"
Oh you're trolling. Got it.
Anonymous No.215315403 >>215315415 >>215315437
>>215315387
where is this "banned list"
Anonymous No.215315413 >>215315466 >>215315478
>>215315278
Watch Candy Land. It's about truck stop hookers and features copious amounts of nudity and violence.
Anonymous No.215315415
>>215315403
It was banned for not being /hor/
Anonymous No.215315416 >>215315453
>>215315313
Its ok to be jealous of him
Anonymous No.215315417
>>215315387
https://www.youtube.com/v/r3hTwsvJV_A
Anonymous No.215315433
>>215315369
That reminds me, I haven't seen any giallo yet this month.
I need some recs, preferably for ones not longer than about 90 minutes, having already got a foot in the pool of the genre
Anonymous No.215315437 >>215315449 >>215315518
>>215315403
> where is this "banned list"
Here is our banned list. Megan 2.0 is on it.
Banned movies on /hor/
>Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dead
>Day of the Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (1990)
>Dawn of the Dead (2004)
>The Return of the Living Dead
>Return of the Living Dead Part II
>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
>A Nightmare on Elm Street series
>Leprechaun series
>The Fly (1986)
>Nope
>Angst
>Oddity
>Lair of the White Worm
>VHS series during the month of October
>feminist horror is also banned**
>the entire animation genre is also banned*
Anonymous No.215315449 >>215315475
>>215315437
im not talking about your 1930s movies fuck you and your ragebait
Anonymous No.215315453
>>215315416
I'm not making fun of Him, I'm just describing Him accurately. He's a man who happens to be female. He's a female man, with a vagina instead of a penis. Nothing unusual about that.

*raises fist in solidarity*
Anonymous No.215315460 >>215315606
>>215314744 (OP)
Is RKO horror /hor/ approved? Any gems to look out for?
Anonymous No.215315461
>>215315390
Created by a man you mean.

He created the show and got to act with all these waifus and you are just a sad lonely cuck seething about it.
Anonymous No.215315462
>>215315336
Wayward was pleasantly surprisingly good. Didn’t need to grimace at any of the characters.
Anonymous No.215315466
>>215315300
>comedy horror
Eh, no thanks.

>>215315326
>>215315331
I have been putting off watching some asian horror for a while, good time as any to start I guess.

>>215315413
Hard to say no to copious violence and nudity.

Thanks Anons.
Anonymous No.215315469 >>215315506
Have you ever watched a vampire movie while drinking tomato juice? I did that recently.
Anonymous No.215315473 >>215315499 >>215315543
>>215315387
>There are multiple anons doing that
Doubt

My guess is there's one giga-autist who spends literally every waking moment in this general posting "not /hor/" and perpetually stirring the pot, thus resulting in endless bickering about whether films qualify as horror.

Every general has at least one goblin who never leaves despite being hated by everyone.
Anonymous No.215315475
>>215315449
What?
Anonymous No.215315478
>>215315413
God, I bet that middle girl could suck your soul out of your cock.
Anonymous No.215315479
>>215315061
based emily rose
Anonymous No.215315495 >>215315508 >>215315520
>Scared.Shitless.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-FLUX
So how bad is it?
Anonymous No.215315499
>>215315473
Probably the 80’s posters
Anonymous No.215315506 >>215315513
>>215315469
I always drink red wine, although I've been wanting to incorporate bloody mary's into my vampkino viewing
Anonymous No.215315508
>>215315495
I remember the trailer looking like it could work
Anonymous No.215315513 >>215315548
>>215315506
The famous vampire quote it literally "I never drink wine"! ONE JOB
Anonymous No.215315518
>>215315437
Good list, I have thought about adding Ghoulies to it.
Anonymous No.215315520 >>215315547
>>215315495
watch it and let us know anon
Anonymous No.215315534
>>215314790
so much better than her fat sister natalie
Anonymous No.215315540 >>215315566 >>215317793
Anonymous No.215315543
>>215315473
You don't even know how accurate that is anon. Also you're right, it's surreal going to other boards and seeing the exact same dynamic. Don't even bother with him.
Anonymous No.215315547
>>215315520
Don't have time for it today, will get to it tomorrow.
Anonymous No.215315548
>>215315513
Followed by the equally famous "I only drink tomato juice"
Anonymous No.215315550
>>215315361
> Megan can be classified as /hor/ btw.
only the first movie
Anonymous No.215315566 >>215315599 >>215317793
>>215315540
>Hell has no boundary
I was supposed to put the movie title in the filename. I have failed /Whore/
Anonymous No.215315567 >>215315581 >>215315597
alright alright, it's time for Fright Night (1985)
Anonymous No.215315573 >>215315743
>>215314744 (OP)
The best of the classic Universal is The Black Cat.
Anonymous No.215315575
Watch Count Yorga
Anonymous No.215315581
>>215315567
Hell yeah. That's my 3rd favorite movie.
Anonymous No.215315590
>>215315067
>>215315096
Wu-Tang nigga!
Anonymous No.215315597
>>215315567
one of my favorite posters
Anonymous No.215315599 >>215317793
>>215315566
I dunno shit about chink land, but did something like this or close acutally happen?
Anonymous No.215315606
>>215315460
>Any gems to look out for?
The Tourneur ones.
Anonymous No.215315610
>>215315251
>*goes to extreme lengths to look like a dude, including cutting her tits off*
>"ummm excuse me, it's THEY/THEM"

You know things are bad when calling a chick "he/him" is more reasonable than what she prefers to be identified as.
Anonymous No.215315631 >>215315639 >>215315655 >>215315705 >>215315728 >>215315990
Better than Viral at least. 1 & 2 still the best so far out of the four.
Anonymous No.215315639
>>215315631
>1 & 2 still the best so far out of the four.
you must be in college and in a frat
Anonymous No.215315640
Daily reminder that there is an anon that enjoys this actresses.
Anonymous No.215315655
>>215315631
Hail Raatma
Anonymous No.215315705
>>215315631
1 and 2 are the only ones worth watching imo. I didn't even make it the entire way through the last two.
Anonymous No.215315726
>>215315361
m3gan 2 is not horror, the first one is
Anonymous No.215315728
>>215315631
Viral is ass. 1, 2, and 94 are the only ones I consider to be good. 99 is bad, 85 is better than 99 and Viral but not as good as 94/1/2, and the less said about Beyond the better.

1 > 2 > 94 > 85 > 99 > Viral > Beyond
Anonymous No.215315743 >>215315765
>>215315573
Good to know. The more I see of Boris Karloff the more fantastic I realize he was.
There's a part where he tells a horror story in Targets that sold me on him past just being a Universal Monster man.
Anonymous No.215315749 >>215315838 >>215315865
>>215315173
any zombie, any skelly, any doll, any woman
Anonymous No.215315765 >>215319362 >>215319515
>>215315743
Oh you're gonna love him on The Black Cat then, might be his darkest character.
Anonymous No.215315773 >>215315836
Best VHS episode
Anonymous No.215315803 >>215315811 >>215317830
>>215314773
this short piece
Anonymous No.215315811 >>215315850
>>215315803
I like the part where it goes
>dananana daaana daaana danananana daana daana
Anonymous No.215315836
>>215315773
I should have know it was directed by the guy who made The Raid. What a chaotic short.
Anonymous No.215315838
>>215315749
The 50 foot tall woman could probably just squash your head between her thighs like a watermelon
Anonymous No.215315843
I was promised naked women
Anonymous No.215315850
>>215315811
I like all the little ghouls and the goblinses
Anonymous No.215315865
>>215315749
>any woman
Anonymous No.215315903 >>215315920 >>215315964
β€œ I was promised naked women,” said the obviously queer trans woman to the group of straight men.
Anonymous No.215315907 >>215315951 >>215315994 >>215318128
Has anyone seen Muck (2015)
Anonymous No.215315920
>>215315903
>Queer sexual troonoid trying to fit in
Left can't meme
Anonymous No.215315936 >>215315969
"Left can't meme," said the hilarious jokester amongst the riotous laughter of all his dear friends
Anonymous No.215315951 >>215316008 >>215318128
>>215315907
no but it looks good
Anonymous No.215315964 >>215315985 >>215316006
>>215315903
wut
Anonymous No.215315968 >>215320413
Harperbro was right, absolute kino.
Anonymous No.215315969
>>215315936
>"His dear friends" implying this isn't a containment thread for people who are too stupid to use search engines.
Anonymous No.215315985
>>215315964
Pro tip: ignore autistic schizoposting on 4chinz.
Anonymous No.215315990
>>215315631
VHS 2 > VHS Beyond > VHS 85 > VHS > VHS 94 > VHS 99 > VHS Halloween > VHS Viral

'nuff said
Anonymous No.215315994
>>215315907
Yes, pretty much only worth watching for the T&A, but there is plenty of it. Also would recommend picrel from the same director
Anonymous No.215316006
>>215315964
The trans queer is trying to fit in.
Anonymous No.215316008 >>215316081 >>215316156
>>215315951
As long as it's at least mid, I'm good.
Just needs to be half as good as remakes like Texas Chainsaw with Biel or House of Wax with Cuthbert.
Anonymous No.215316033 >>215316058
A bit too sad for my liking, but a masterpiece nonetheless.
Anonymous No.215316058 >>215316153
>>215316033
Those bikers were vile. Unspeakably filthy. Great characters.
Anonymous No.215316081
>>215316008
>sniffa
Anonymous No.215316095
>>215314768
It has the same problem as movies like Smile. The villain is practically invincible and can manipulate reality at will.
Anonymous No.215316123 >>215316127 >>215316196
This wasn't very good.
Anonymous No.215316127
>>215316123
filtered debra
Anonymous No.215316128
>>215314768
the tapes are kino but that BoC song does a lot of the heavy lifting, genius decision by whoever picked that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RU4cMtNLtQ
Probably one of the most cursed songs ever made
Anonymous No.215316153 >>215316163
>>215316058
Cosmatos is one of the few contemporary filmmakers I consider a true visionary. It's a shame he's only made 2.5 films over the course of 25 years.
Anonymous No.215316156
>>215316008
>elishas silky pale thighs
Anonymous No.215316163 >>215316225 >>215317303
>>215316153
Sometimes you gotta wonder what directors like that do in between looking at imdb. Shoot commercials?
Anonymous No.215316196
>>215316123
We don't like your kind here, this is a /pumpkinhead/ general.
Anonymous No.215316198 >>215316223 >>215316224 >>215316255
Finally hit my 31st horror movie of Spooktober.
Another fun Halloween marathon finished. Now that 2025 is done I am free to not watch horror. See you guys next year.
Anonymous No.215316220 >>215316347 >>215316475
What a beautiful looking film this is.
Anonymous No.215316223
>>215316198
this is an accomplishment?
Anonymous No.215316224
>>215316198
it's 1 a day minimum all month not 31 in 31 days
Anonymous No.215316225 >>215316253
>>215316163
Probably dropping acid and living off the proceeds of his dad's films.

Apparently Beyond the Black Rainbow was entirely financed by DVD residuals from Tombstone.
Anonymous No.215316226 >>215316283
No one is responding in the other /hor/ thread, so an anyone tell me which one of these Terrifier rip-offs is worth watching?
Anonymous No.215316253 >>215316286
>>215316225
Speaking of his dad, Of Unknown Origin is pretty cool
Anonymous No.215316255
>>215316198
that's not how any of this works
Anonymous No.215316271 >>215316281
Looking for some found footage films on tubi, settled on The Conspiracy because the premise sounds interesting
Anonymous No.215316281
>>215316271
It is decent. Better if you know the conspiracies they are refereencing
Anonymous No.215316283
>>215316226
I only watched the trailer for Diced but it looks pretty cool desu. Or maybe like Terrifier I just like the design.
Anonymous No.215316286 >>215316371 >>215319661
>>215316253
Holy shit, I haven't seen that one. It's now at the top of my watch list.

Big fan of Leviathan and Cobra.
Anonymous No.215316347
>>215316220
All Herzog films from the 70s look gorgeous.
Anonymous No.215316371
>>215316286
I don't know why people don't ever bring it up. I guess it's kind of a weird concept for a psychological thriller being more like something you'd see in an anthology.
Anonymous No.215316475 >>215316485 >>215316508 >>215316541 >>215321598
>>215316220
Best Nosferatu imo. It makes the Eggers piece of shit seem even worse by comparison.
Anonymous No.215316485 >>215316536
>>215316475
What a disappointment the Eggers one was. He's lost it
Anonymous No.215316508 >>215316533
>>215316475
Eggers was good when it was Harker/Hutter was traveling to the castle and interacting with the count and the scenes with the count in general. I think it's hard to translate the magic bullshit to film and it's one of a handful of adaptations that did it well. I think the contract signing was the best of the film adaptations with the weird time and space warping like where he was already sitting in a chair simply because the count demanded he sit.
Anonymous No.215316533 >>215316538 >>215316555 >>215316573
>>215316508
I thought it was campy garbage that didn't have a single redeeming quality. Even the cinematography was shite.
Anonymous No.215316536
>>215316485
I've gone into every Eggers film wanting it to be good but never gelling with it.
The Witch was good, but even then I thought the final scene was goofy.
Anonymous No.215316538 >>215316574
>>215316533
Well you're probably a fucking retard
Anonymous No.215316541 >>215316574
>>215316475
Murnau.
Anonymous No.215316555 >>215316574
>>215316533
I liked enough of it - shots of the stairs, the bit with the carriage at the cross roads, the shadow swooping over the city.
Not all of it was shot to my taste but it looked good.
Anonymous No.215316573
>>215316533
>didn't have a single redeeming quality
It had at least two: LRD's nipples.
Anonymous No.215316574 >>215316580 >>215316583
>>215316538
U are

>>215316541
No.

>>215316555
The shots, themselves, weren't bad. It was the lighting that killed it for me - like most horror films these days, it was way too dark.
Anonymous No.215316580 >>215316681
>>215316574
You probably have diabeetus and a shit tv
Anonymous No.215316583
>>215316574
It was dark as hell, yeah. Same with Until Dawn.
Anonymous No.215316593 >>215316696 >>215316703
Is Sinners good good or Get Out kind of good?
Anonymous No.215316681
>>215316580
Lol took me a while to get the diabetes thing. Shit, maybe I am retarded.
Anonymous No.215316696
>>215316593
the Get Out kind. has a few cool scenes but is otherwise drama or slop.
Anonymous No.215316703
>>215316593
It's Long Sunday kind of good, or Whistle Thistle kind of bad.
Anonymous No.215316873 >>215321193
Anonymous No.215317181
For some reason I thought Fright Night was gonna be an anthology. Wasn't a disappointment though, cool SFX throughout.
Reminds me of Demon Knight actually, since Billy Zane and the lead in this have a similar look.
Anonymous No.215317243 >>215317277 >>215317302 >>215317310 >>215317311 >>215318057
>>215314744 (OP)
what /hor/ movie to watch during a rainy thunderstorm
Anonymous No.215317277 >>215317368
>>215317243
Crawl
The Woman In Black (2012)
The Old Dark House (1932)
Anonymous No.215317302
>>215317243
Home for the Holidays
Anonymous No.215317303
>>215316163
Miley Cyrus videos, from the look of things.
Anonymous No.215317310
>>215317243
for when the weather clears up after
Anonymous No.215317311
>>215317243
The Ring
Anonymous No.215317368
>>215317277
>The Old Dark House (1932)
Have a poh tayy toh
Anonymous No.215317783 >>215317796 >>215317813 >>215317887
>>215314744 (OP)
what /hor/ movie to watch to make pp hard
Anonymous No.215317793
>>215315540
>>215315566
>>215315599
Cannibalism is only considered a inhumane in white countries.
Casual cannibalism is featured in lots of Chinese media.
Anonymous No.215317796
>>215317783
Anonymous No.215317813
>>215317783
Night of the Demons 2
Anonymous No.215317830 >>215317842 >>215317901
>>215315803
>Fantasia: Night on Bald Mountain

This is the last thing I watch every Halloween night.
A perfect ending to spooky season
Anonymous No.215317842
>>215317830
I have never watched this
Anonymous No.215317887
>>215317783
Is that some bottled amontillado back there?
Anonymous No.215317901
>>215317830
Back when Disney had SOVL.
Anonymous No.215317948 >>215317995
What am I in for?
Anonymous No.215317988
>>215314773
The Lodger
Anonymous No.215317989 >>215318054 >>215319456
How the hell is this trash ass movie rated so highly?
Anonymous No.215317995
>>215317948
Duck rape
Anonymous No.215318054 >>215318148
>>215317989
That movie is like Evil Dead 2 with more cute japanese girls. It's cheesy and it's funny.
Anonymous No.215318057
>>215317243
Dagon
Anonymous No.215318128
>>215315907
>>215315951
Just watched it, move is downright terrible, there are some decent ass and tits for the girls but otherwise it makes absolutely no sense and was produced just to show off the girls (who some are just slavic OF hoes).
Anonymous No.215318148 >>215319007 >>215321232 >>215321687
>>215318054
>That movie is like Evil Dead 2 with more cute japanese girls
I get that its suppose to be lolsorandum and wacky, but I can't give a movie credit simply because its stupid and unconventional. The difference between evil dead and something like this is that House feels like nobody from the actors to the editor/director took their job seriously, like the whole mindset was "lets do drugs and see what happens".
Anonymous No.215318468
>>215314744 (OP)
BLEH
Anonymous No.215319006
Just got done watching 3 horror movies. So here's my brief and pointless thoughts:

>The Jester
Absolute shit. 80% of the movie is crying over their dead dad. Jester stuff was nice, but the effects are bad. It's even poorly shot, although the acting isn't as bad as you'd expect. Skip it.
>The Jester 2
Miles better than the first and can be watched as a standalone. The effects are still bad, but better. Didn't like the Jester removing most of his mask at first, but it grew on me. Still prefer the one from 1 though. I liked the plot and main girl, although she's a 22-year-old playing a 15-year-old. It's not a good movie, but I think it's average and did enough that I'd watch it again. Weird that (MAJOR SPOILERS) they basically kill him off and end a potential series before it gets going.
>R.L. Stine's Pumpkinhead
Oh boy, here we go. This is a 4/10 below average movie. The scarecrow costume is so basic that you immediately think "that's just a guy in a cheap outfit". If herky jerky movements are scary to you, then I guess it'll work for you. Everything about this movie is pretty bland and boring. The only reason to watch it for how it ends. That just seems a bit unnecessary for a tween horror movie. Other than that, watch any of the other superior tween/teen horror movies that are out there.
Anonymous No.215319007
>>215318148
Idk, I liked it. I know the director used some ideas given to him by his daughter and you can see it, the movie has a very childish feel of horror, like being eaten alive by a piano, which combined with its bizzare special effects gives it a very disctinct personality. I as a viewer could relate to it, because it looks like I movie I could create when I was a kid if I had total creative control, even to the stuff like "lol and then a guy falls on a bucket with his butt".
It's just nothing else really like it.
Anonymous No.215319021 >>215319066
>no saw 11 coming
>toby is probably gonna die
>saw will just be remembered for the gore not the philosophy differences of the game makers and what is justice
>forgotten for AI genered terrrifier gore comedy clones in future

fug watching saw X in theaters was kino. Any saw like horrors?
Anonymous No.215319035 >>215319062 >>215321277
This was good, didn't know it was from the director of Blind and Joachim Trier's writer.
Anonymous No.215319062 >>215319078 >>215319208
>>215319035
Is it about gravity reversing and everyone falls into the sky and people have to live in a scary post apocalypse world always afraid of falling into the sky?
Or is it another adaptation of that Henry James story?
Anonymous No.215319066
>>215319021
>forgotten for AI genered terrrifier gore comedy clones in future
This is what pisses me off the most.
Saw is remembered as "torture porn" when it at least asked interesting questions and had elaborate set ups.
Terrifier is actual torture porn. Literally just how gory can we make it lets make these characters suffer as much and as cruelly as possible for no reason and with no plot.
Fucking nu-horror.
Anonymous No.215319078
>>215319062
>gravity reversing and everyone falls into the sky
Why did I have this fear so much as a kid? It hit especially hard when in a big open field.
Anonymous No.215319125 >>215319156 >>215319282
great movie!!!!
Anonymous No.215319156
>>215319125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SuNIoS1yxA
Reminder that Hollywood is full of lies.
Anonymous No.215319166 >>215320235
>>215314820
Every two years they release a new Lind clone, how many daughters did this bimbo broodhog produce?
Anonymous No.215319208 >>215320535
>>215319062
No, it's about how middle-low class european neighbourhoods are getting overrun by non-white inmigrants and the dangers of muslim youth among the citizens.
Anonymous No.215319263
>wedding dress rags a bit during the wedding party
>NOOOO SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! YOU NOW HAVE TO PAY ME BACK THE WEDDING MONEY, THE MARRIAGE IS NOW NON VALID AND YOU'LL BE MOCKED BY EVERYBODY IN TOWN!
>Bride kys herself
kwab the state of feudal japan
Anonymous No.215319282
>>215319125
when movies could still be fun and have boobs
Anonymous No.215319362
>>215315765
I think his Fu Manchu is even darker
Anonymous No.215319456
>>215317989
Not liking this is about the biggest red flag possible
Like whatever the fuck you're expecting it to be it should win you over regardless. If it doesn't, I have to assume you've got some sort of neurological disorder
Anonymous No.215319515
>>215315765
unpopular opinion but in The Black Cat, Lugosi acts better than Karloff. In The Raven, is the other way around
Anonymous No.215319661
>>215316286
It's fucking Weller kino
Anonymous No.215319735 >>215319753
Rewatching Zombie's Halloween and its about as shit as I remember but that being said I do think Scout is a good Laurie and McDowell is a good Loomis.
Anonymous No.215319753
>>215319735
One of the only scream queens who's the same age as me
Anonymous No.215319832 >>215320518
The /hor/ general has hit ROCK BOTTOM, maybe even lower! We’ve got actual new horror like THE BLACK PHONE 2, fresh, creative, dripping with atmosphere and made by people who still care, and nobody gives a damn! Instead, the same ten guys crawl out every thread to drool over the same tired lineup of crusty 80s flicks, sloppy VHS-tier trash that’s been dissected to death for twenty years, and, frankly, don't get me started on the very ugly women of the 80s.

Meanwhile, anything modern that isn’t an 80s remake or a Carpenter rewatch gets ignored completely. It’s the same brainless nostalgia buffet every thread, and you people line up for all the sloppy seconds! It’s OVER! Nobody’s watching or discussing good new horror anymore!

Wake up and smell the coffee, but you won’t, because you don’t actually care about what makes a horror movie work. You never have and you never will because quality is the last thing you think about in your little heads. The /hor/ general is at the bottom of the ocean floor, right next to the Titanic and all your dusty tape collections.
Anonymous No.215319919 >>215319970
scared shitless is out there
Anonymous No.215319970
>>215319919
Posted the release name for people to search, some 6 hours ago
Anonymous No.215320102 >>215320142 >>215320190
gonna watch The Creature From the Black Lagoon

this boomer shit better be worth it
Anonymous No.215320142 >>215320456
>>215320102
make sure you don't watch the restored version, they smoothed everything out so that all shit looks like plastic
Anonymous No.215320190
>>215320102
James Wan is making a remake
Anonymous No.215320235
>>215319166
They're all for me, Damien
Anonymous No.215320244 >>215320270
kino
Anonymous No.215320270
>>215320244
love boobs me
Anonymous No.215320276
One of the rare instances where a new adaptation actually understands the source material better than the classics
Anonymous No.215320325 >>215321999
> TOP FAVORITE SLASHER FILMS?

> MOST UNDERRATED SLASHER FILMS?

> FAVORITE SLASHER KILLERS?

> FAVORITE FINAL GIRLS & OTHER CAST MEMBERS?

> UNPOPULAR SLASHER OPINIONS/HOT TAKES?

> SLASHER WISHLIST?
Anonymous No.215320352 >>215320528 >>215320563 >>215321359
>>215314744 (OP)
I'm finna say something blasphemous!

the universal monster movies blooooow.

Everything is unfaithful to their source material, not fucking scary whatsoever, are not well acted, boring and not good

That shit is kookily and corny
Anonymous No.215320413
>>215315968
Hell yeah! Glad you liked it.
I ended up falling asleep before watching Exte so it'll have to be tonight instead
Anonymous No.215320456 >>215320814
>>215320142
How to spot the difference easily? Is there a title card sequence that states it's restored?
My downloaded blu-ray rip doesn't have anything like that in there.
Anonymous No.215320475 >>215320510
30 minutes in, it's just okay but the lead actress is hot and kinda looks like Jennifer Connelly
Anonymous No.215320510 >>215320530
>>215320475
stop posting while watching a movie, it ruins your experience and it's retarded, just wait until the movie ends
Anonymous No.215320518
>>215319832
neat
Anonymous No.215320528 >>215320557 >>215320563 >>215320613
>>215320352
The completionist chronological watchlist journey is arduous and full of duds. On that I will agree.
I can only endorse like 33% of the ones I've watched so far.
And frankly mummies and invisible men aren't very halloween worthy.
Anonymous No.215320530
>>215320510
no
Anonymous No.215320535 >>215320554
>>215319208
That's not what it's about at all.
Anonymous No.215320554 >>215321537
>>215320535
deezgusting claws
Anonymous No.215320557
>>215320528
Invisible Man kills more people than all the other monsters combined
Anonymous No.215320563
>>215320352
>>215320528
1933 version of The Invisible Man is still amazing and blew my mind when i watched it. The original versions of King Kong and The Wolf Man are also good.
Anonymous No.215320581
Claim your F13 waifus, for me it's:
>Sandra (part 2)
>Tina (part 5)
Anonymous No.215320613 >>215320667 >>215320686
>>215320528
>The completionist chronological watchlist journey
I never heard of this, please post it
Anonymous No.215320629
>>215314773
Dead of Night 1945
Anonymous No.215320667
>>215320613
Never heard of watching them all in order by release date?
That list is easy as fuck to find if you want it.
Anonymous No.215320686
>>215320613
https://boxd.it/PVXW
Anonymous No.215320780 >>215321038
Claim your Texas Massacre Waifus, for me it's:
>Heather Miller
>Erin Hardesty
Anonymous No.215320796 >>215321365 >>215321406 >>215321616 >>215321717
give me something gory and fun. halloween theme would be great but not necessary
Anonymous No.215320814
>>215320456
in one they look like melted plastic
in the other they do not
Anonymous No.215320842 >>215321001 >>215321092 >>215321322 >>215321552
did anyone watch The Shrouds? I somehow completely missed that it came out last year, thinking about checking it out tonight
Anonymous No.215321001
>>215320842
It's really bad. Apparently it was a TV pilot that wasn't picked up.
Anonymous No.215321038 >>215321076
>>215320780
grow up. these are all shit compared to soapy
Anonymous No.215321074
Is there anything like the Wolf Creek movies that's actually just as good?
I'd only watch such a movie if it were of the same caliber
Anonymous No.215321076 >>215321129
>>215321038
Soapy is an ugly bogged whore thoughbeit
Anonymous No.215321092
>>215320842
it's alright if you're a big Cronenberg fan.
Anonymous No.215321129
>>215321076
no I'm not
Anonymous No.215321193
>>215316873
Caravagg-ino
Anonymous No.215321232
>>215318148
>I can't give a movie credit simply because it's stupid and unconventional.
you can actually, try it some time
Anonymous No.215321277
>>215319035
yeah it's quite a solid film but I don't rec it here for how light on scares, cold and european it is, big pleb filter. glad you appreciated it. strong ending!
Anonymous No.215321322
>>215320842
not horror but I found Cronenberg's black and wry humor very funny. def watch it next month
Anonymous No.215321359
>>215320352
>unfaithful to the source material

If I want the source material I'll go to the source material.
It's fine when adaptations take a different approach.
Case in point. Universal Frankenstein is much better than Mary Shelly's novel.
The sympathetic movie monster is much more compelling than the whining vengeful sad sack of the book.
Anonymous No.215321365
>>215320796
I Drink Your Blood
Maniac Cop
Dead Snow
Intruder
Anonymous No.215321406
>>215320796
Trick or Treat 1986 for Halloween themed
Anonymous No.215321526
the shots of connelly's xanax stare with the fan blowing her hair in Phenomena are so visually appealing. was getting tiktok edits of that movie and no other horror movie i've seen quite had that vibe.
Anonymous No.215321537 >>215321556
>>215320554
>'straight' man
Anonymous No.215321552
>>215320842
The other anon is right, it's more of a dark comedy than a horror, but it does have one or two of the funniest scenes I've watched all year
Anonymous No.215321556
>>215321537
disgusting tattoos
Anonymous No.215321598 >>215321607
>>215316475
Murnau's original is the best, but I like Herzog's attempt. The ending is catastrophically terrible, though.
Anonymous No.215321607 >>215321715
>>215321598
What's wrong with Herzog's ending?
Anonymous No.215321616
>>215320796
sleepaway camp 2
Anonymous No.215321621
What's the creepiest horror movie you've ever seen?
Anonymous No.215321687 >>215321708
>>215318148
This is hilarious because it's obvious from scene one how much effort the movie took. It works because the director is so technically competent
>I can't give a movie credit simply because its stupid and unconventional
Once you learn how to do this, your favorites list is going to quadruple. You're denying yourself a huge amount of enjoyment
Anonymous No.215321708 >>215321735
>>215321687
>if you learn to enjoy the taste of shit, your food options are going to quadruple
Anonymous No.215321715
>>215321607
I find it unnecessarily pessimistic. Lucy's sacrifice is affirmed by Van Helsing and then subsequently rendered worthless by Jonathan, all for the sake of a cheap, Hollywood style "the evil is still out there" ending. It almost ruins the entire film for me, but the rest is so good that I can forgive it.
Anonymous No.215321717
>>215320796
Adam Chaplin or anything else by Necrostorm
Anonymous No.215321735
>>215321708
Lmao, it's your funeral. Love it when people who don't even like movies have such committed opinions about them
Anonymous No.215321832
Herzog is a hack and never made a good movie
Anonymous No.215321912
Make the next thread a Herzog edition please.
Anonymous No.215321990
>>215314744 (OP)
nice
Anonymous No.215321999 >>215322822
>>215320325
Posted my answers in a previous thread so I don't want to do it again.
Just wanted to say I have Sadako, Chucky, Tiffany, Freddy, Jason, and Beetlejuice figures from this line.
Anonymous No.215322007
new
>>215322001
>>215322001
>>215322001
Anonymous No.215322822
>>215321999
Post them