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Anonymous No.215330218 >>215330282 >>215330336 >>215330351 >>215331828 >>215331888 >>215332497 >>215335614
Svengoolie Thread! (Double Feature!)
>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!


CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Young Frankenstein (1974)
Anonymous No.215330221 >>215330336
Tonight's Movie:
>Young Frankenstein (1974)

IMDB: 8.0/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 92% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

Director: Mel Brooks
Stars: Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle, Marty Feldman

Synopsis: An American grandson of the infamous scientist, struggling to prove that his grandfather was not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body.

DOUBLE FEATURE! After tonight's movie, stick around for another on House of Svengoolie.
>Frankenstein (1931)

Synopsis: Dr Henry Frankenstein is obsessed with assembling a living being from parts of several exhumed corpses.
Anonymous No.215330257 >>215339613
MY BODY IS READY!
Anonymous No.215330282 >>215330331 >>215330360
>>215330218 (OP)
I'm just here to see how big that guy is going tonite
Anonymous No.215330315 >>215330577 >>215331050
saw sventoony this morning. love that little fella
Anonymous No.215330331 >>215330360
>>215330282
Pretty damned big
Anonymous No.215330336
>>215330218 (OP)
>>215330221
Based Gooliebaker lets go frankenbros
Anonymous No.215330351
>>215330218 (OP)
https://youtu.be/DOdzV2F_mlA?si=9TngbfAA2eORBVtl
RubberChickens No.215330360 >>215330404 >>215330452 >>215331549
>>215330282
>>215330331

You boys dont know how big Im going tonite
Anonymous No.215330404
>>215330360
delivers
Anonymous No.215330452
>>215330360
Looks succulent
Anonymous No.215330456
Younger Frankenstein
Anonymous No.215330577
>>215330315
Does anybody know if they'll be doing the Sventoony marathon again like last year?
Anonymous No.215330778
and i got here just in time, fantastic.
Anonymous No.215331050 >>215331285
>>215330315
I missed it cause i slept in the middle of a saturday morning cartoons block
RubberChickens No.215331097
Anonymous No.215331126 >>215331441 >>215333132
So the story goes, they dug out the guy who did the props for the original movies and he was still alive. Can you make us some for this?

Make 'em? I've still got 'em in my garage!
Anonymous No.215331285
>>215331050
What a loser!
Anonymous No.215331441
>>215331126
Yeah I was surprised by that too. Would have been quite old by then pretty amazing luck
Anonymous No.215331448
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40&t=1s&pp=2AEBkAIB
RubberChickens No.215331497 >>215331623 >>215331705
vaughn.live/rubberchickens2
Anonymous No.215331549
>>215330360
darn you for making me hungry
Anonymous No.215331623 >>215331648
>>215331497
me when i saw the thread up for 3 days last week
Anonymous No.215331648 >>215331689
>>215331623
It was going strong until Toon in with Me kill it
Anonymous No.215331669
>me when sven is on
Anonymous No.215331689
>>215331648
>posters too busy watching Toony to bump the thread
You hate to see it.
Anonymous No.215331705
>>215331497
are the only ads pharma ads now
Anonymous No.215331733 >>215331767 >>215331781 >>215331785 >>215331841
are the only ads pharma ads now
Anonymous No.215331767 >>215331785
>>215331733
there's also identity protection and berberine
Anonymous No.215331781 >>215331819
>>215331733
wait for anon's copypasta
Anonymous No.215331785
>>215331733
idk, i figure the ads are regional with syndication but maybe?

>>215331767
and the slapchop tier scammercials, love to see them.
Anonymous No.215331819
>>215331781
Where?
Anonymous No.215331828 >>215331848
>>215330218 (OP)
>What the heck is Svengoolie?
He was orally raped by Wilt Chamberlain in the chilling cold winter of 1992, and now he does shitty streams that are 90% commercials, which he shills on /tv/ and claims they're "comfy" and detractors simply "don't understand", almost making one nostalgic for Fishbowl threads.
Anonymous No.215331841
>>215331733
>are the only ads pharma ads now
Know your audience, old fogies.
Anonymous No.215331848 >>215331995
>>215331828
it’s the best we got of on public telly shared kino watching but yeah the commercials make it such a fucking drag
Anonymous No.215331888 >>215331913
>>215330218 (OP)
>still on the air
Which TV station, anon? Or cable network? At least public access? You're not going to say he's on the internet getting less views than Spiderman/Elsa videos, right? Right?
Anonymous No.215331913 >>215331961
>>215331888
metv is a local chicago broadcast but its syndicated all over.
Anonymous No.215331960 >>215331993
Anonymous No.215331961 >>215331988
>>215331913
Syndicated for bottom bargain broadcast TV stations who were dragging ass upgrading hardware to HDTV.
Anonymous No.215331988 >>215332009
>>215331961
like the corpos and VC types who ended up with local stations in some merger or something doing their landlord bit, yeah. Cheap programming but its mostly good on weeknights. After sven we get a bunch of garbage and maybe a star trek if we're lucky. ran out of kolchak money maybe.
Anonymous No.215331993 >>215332009
>>215331960
orange top can get it fr
Anonymous No.215331995 >>215332052 >>215332162 >>215332237 >>215338289
>>215331848
>the commercials make it such a fucking drag
Thank you for acknowledging this. I tried this gay Svengoolie once and complained about the commercials, and some gay shill claimed that I "didn't get it" because commercials are supposedly part of the vibe. Negro, I'm a certified boomer. We invented the bathroom break, the mute button, the VCR with the fast-forward button, the DVR, all to avoid commercials. We were adblocking before the internet existed. Commercials were never "comfy", and even when TV was still a thing, it was never as bad as this stream.
Anonymous No.215332009
>>215331988
i meant private equity, idk what vc would have to do with it.

>>215331993
big lavender
RubberChickens No.215332052
>>215331995
Anonymous No.215332126 >>215332182 >>215332203
What else out there is even like Svengoolie? Genre doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.215332129
RubberChickens No.215332151 >>215332158
W E L P
Anonymous No.215332158
>>215332151
Anonymous No.215332162
>>215331995
Most of the retards here are from the discord and webchat. It's all zoomers who find it all quaint because it's old and not like tiktok or youtube.
If you're also a boomer, you should also have the mute button immediately on commercial break reflex.
Anonymous No.215332182 >>215332198
>>215332126
House of Svengoolie. Joe Bob Briggs (I don't know if he does skits I don't watch him)
Anonymous No.215332198
>>215332182
>House of Svengoolie
I'm going to take my dick out of the freezer and cold cock you if you pull this shit again, smartass.
Anonymous No.215332203 >>215332234
>>215332126
Creature Features
Anonymous No.215332234
>>215332203
painful to watch but they do make an effort
Anonymous No.215332237
>>215331995
The commercials suck, the only positive I see from them is they make the show longer and give it a more epic feel.
Anonymous No.215332355 >>215332369 >>215332398 >>215332399 >>215332401 >>215332436
It's the cringe squad!
Anonymous No.215332369 >>215332403
>>215332355
Anonymous No.215332398
>>215332355
the dun dun DUN joke got a laugh out of me
Anonymous No.215332399
>>215332355
I like the thot and the nosferatu, but the gay pixie is insufferable.
Anonymous No.215332401 >>215332428
>>215332355
You're gay if you don't like the sven squad
Only imp sucks they should replace him with Sventoonie
Anonymous No.215332403
>>215332369
You have to have extreme onions to like Imp.
Anonymous No.215332428 >>215332478
>>215332401
>Only imp sucks they should replace him with Sventoonie
In a way I agree, but I get why they didn't do that since it would just be Bill and Toonie again.
Anonymous No.215332436 >>215332506 >>215332528 >>215332578
>>215332355
It’s intentionally camp, some of their jokes land way better than sven ever does, sven does having a comedic bone in his body.
Anonymous No.215332478
>>215332428
Bill and toony are great together what's wrong with them teaming up again?
Anonymous No.215332494
https://archive.org/details/s-1-ep-11-feed-me_202301/S1+EP+01+Knock+Knock...Who+Dares.mp4
Anonymous No.215332497
>>215330218 (OP)
Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
Anonymous No.215332506 >>215333901
Is there a way to see Svengoolie's most popular years? Would Nielsen ratings be the best available metric?
>>215332436
I noticed that too. Goddamn his interviews are so dry like he barely even wants to be there.
Anonymous No.215332513
i like imp's delivery its just a shame his timing is so shitty
Anonymous No.215332528 >>215332580
>>215332436
The jokes suck because these shows were just local productions to whip together a host for G-rated horror shows for Friday or Saturday evenings, or Saturday afternoons.

Pro comedians they weren't, just local guys from the local TV station. The only thing Sven is missing is a closeup of an upside mouth singing with eyes drawn on the chin.
Anonymous No.215332578
>>215332436
>some of their jokes land way better than sven ever does
Just because you like Gwen's tits, doesn't make her jokes funny.
Anonymous No.215332580 >>215332918
>>215332528
The gang shows it can be more fun if you have even a bit of acting chops. I like Sven for his knowledge of cinema but for a show revolving around camp he just is a remarkably unfunny guy.
Anonymous No.215332599 >>215332624 >>215332642 >>215332771 >>215332865
For a Svengoolie thread, there a suspicious amount of people that don't like Svengoolie.
Anonymous No.215332624 >>215332656
>>215332599
That happens from time from time. Why anybody would hate svengoolie is beyond me
Anonymous No.215332642
>>215332599
Welcome to 4chan.
Although many people believe ANY critique about anything is pure hatred. The "toxic positivist" newfag types from social media outlets like reddit.
Anonymous No.215332656
>>215332624
I appreciate his show and it is comfycorny but there’s telling a bad joke well and telling a bad joke bad.
Anonymous No.215332771 >>215332950
>>215332599
Is it contrarian advertising? Or just disturbing human nature that's 100x more likely to complain about something when presented, then to praise, or just have fun in the case of a show like this?
Anonymous No.215332777
Anonymous No.215332865 >>215332928
>>215332599
there are people who are paid to be here and instructed in ways to drive people away from this website, such as derailing, denouncing, insulting other users, etc. and they are in every thread on every board. They decided "If we can't make them like us we better destroy the place".
Anonymous No.215332918
>>215332580
https://youtu.be/Y34hZnDbcdw?si=bG8v4VDFiiJBc-d2
This audience found him funny
Anonymous No.215332928 >>215332971
>>215332865
I assumed the difficulty in posting now was les to protect against bots and more because it was a corporatized shilling platform, and they don't want, you know, randos actually posting and interrupting the sales pitch flows.
Anonymous No.215332950
>>215332771
It's pretty dorky and toothless, anon. AKA Reddit.
Anonymous No.215332971
>>215332928
>sales pitch
this place calls a spade a spade and a genocide and genocide, that's why it MUST be destroyed in their minds
Anonymous No.215333043
Inga best girl
Anonymous No.215333132 >>215333147 >>215333191
>>215331126
Not make. He still had the old props.
Anonymous No.215333137 >>215333245
Anonymous No.215333147
>>215333132
Read, nigger.
Anonymous No.215333191
>>215333132
wew lad
Anonymous No.215333203
Anita X. Orcist? More lie, Anita Doher!
Anonymous No.215333222
Comfy suffering animals!
Anonymous No.215333238 >>215333318
Will you open your heart to help an animal who's hungry, Anon?
RubberChickens No.215333245 >>215333268
>>215333137
Anonymous No.215333268 >>215333306
>>215333245
RubberChickens No.215333306 >>215333333
>>215333268
Anonymous No.215333318 >>215333862
>>215333238
>get two starving animals
>feed one to the other
problem solved
waiting for my nobel peace prize
Anonymous No.215333325 >>215333333
kino mars
Anonymous No.215333333 >>215333415 >>215333440 >>215335428
>>215333306
>>215333325
RubberChickens No.215333374
Anonymous No.215333379 >>215333458 >>215333464
Sven is 2 hours long tonight.
Anonymous No.215333415 >>215333442
>>215333333
checks?
Anonymous No.215333440
>>215333333
checked
Anonymous No.215333442
>>215333415
business or cashier's checks only pls
Anonymous No.215333458 >>215333488 >>215333510
>>215333379
Isn't he usually 2 hours then House or whatever comes after takes over
Anonymous No.215333464 >>215333488 >>215333632
>>215333379
You misspelled 3
Anonymous No.215333488 >>215333632
>>215333458
Usually his show ends at 10:30. Runs to 11 PM tonight.
>>215333464
Whichever.
Anonymous No.215333510 >>215333809
>>215333458
Was 2 hours, then Sventoonie tanked, so they added an extra half hour to cover it going bye bye.
Anonymous No.215333632 >>215333713
>>215333464
Ah yeah 3 sounds about right
>>215333488
10:30 what timezone?
Anonymous No.215333713
>>215333632
My timezone.
Anonymous No.215333797
CASH A CHECK
GET BEDDED BY A MONSTER AND WRECKED
Anonymous No.215333809
>>215333510
>tanked
Ahh!
Anonymous No.215333862 >>215334032
>>215333318
Don't you mean; Nobel EAT Prize.
Anonymous No.215333901
>>215332506
bump
RubberChickens No.215334012
Anonymous No.215334022 >>215334050
I can't believe I've never watched Young Frankenstein.
Anonymous No.215334032
>>215333862
I do now
Anonymous No.215334050 >>215334092
>>215334022
yeah me either, little disappointed
Anonymous No.215334092 >>215334107
>>215334050
in the movie or yourself?
Anonymous No.215334107
>>215334092
in you but i was parroting the tv bit, nos is pretty good.
Anonymous No.215334410
The skull on the left paying attention to the conversation.
RubberChickens No.215334413 >>215335983 >>215336419
Anonymous No.215334915
when i was a kid my dad snatched a laserdisc player from his job and used it like a cd player. the only laserdisc movie we had was frankenstein. also i found some scratched to shit playboy mansion disc in a box next to a dumpster that was like 40% playable but when you hit a scratch the audio played max volume screech cause it was all analog.
Anonymous No.215335428
>>215333333
fucking checked! fucking Saturday night lets go!!
Anonymous No.215335458 >>215335501
OK. That settles it. I am madly in love with Gwen again.
Anonymous No.215335501 >>215335602 >>215335650
>>215335458
she has boobs to show off so its weird she wears that other shit that looks terrible. even fat chicks know how to work goth stuff why doesnt she?
Anonymous No.215335602 >>215335749
>>215335501
Television has rules. This isn't OF, zoomie.
Anonymous No.215335614
>>215330218 (OP)
Frankenstein Junior
Anonymous No.215335650
>>215335501
I like the way she looks and I would not want her any less decent tyvm.
Anonymous No.215335749
>>215335602
Late night television has rules and they mandate horror chicks show lots of cleavage.
Anonymous No.215335814 >>215340155
I do!!!!
Anonymous No.215335983 >>215336126 >>215336419
>>215334413
RubberChickens No.215336126 >>215336419
>>215335983
Anonymous No.215336419
>>215334413
>>215335983
>>215336126
Amazing we already have vintage AI images
Anonymous No.215336558 >>215337366
Bye and night
Anonymous No.215337366 >>215337489
>>215336558
I’m not going anywhere, bud
Anonymous No.215337489 >>215337549
>>215337366
Can we make it to Tuesday this week?
Anonymous No.215337549
>>215337489
If Reddit can muster up 9,000 fans, then surely the 5 of us will be fine.
Anonymous No.215337666
Remember, if you're a monster you are only as good as the sum of your parts!
Anonymous No.215338199 >>215338439
I've neglected this thread most of the night.
Anonymous No.215338289
>>215331995
>We were adblocking before the internet existed.
Deep lore.
Anonymous No.215338439
>>215338199
We noticed. You’re lucky we haven’t ousted you yet.
Anonymous No.215339033
I recognize that older looking guy in Lost in Space from a Star Wars episode.
Anonymous No.215339269
Fuck, marry, kill: the Sven Squad
Fuck: Gwengoolie
Marry: Nosti
Kill: Imp (obviously)
Anonymous No.215339613
>>215330257
Anonymous No.215340155 >>215340905
>>215335814
Her song was pretty cute! They certainly put a lot of effort into the show(s) this week.
Anonymous No.215340905
>>215340155
I didn’t watch, no reception :(
Anonymous No.215341086
Signing off for bed. Have a good one, third shift!
Anonymous No.215341282
Anonymous No.215341487
Anonymous No.215342022 >>215344341 >>215344592
Less than 24 hours until Toon In With Me!
Anonymous No.215342336
Anonymous No.215343068
MFW I see this thread is still up in the morning.
Anonymous No.215344341 >>215344592
>>215342022
Excellent I believe boo bash starts
Anonymous No.215344592 >>215344829
>>215342022
>>215344341
Don't you have to be in school at that time?
Anonymous No.215344829
>>215344592
The last time I went to school was for my master's and I've never seen a 7AM class throughout my entire undergraduate or graduate experience.
Anonymous No.215345377