Thread 215330218

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!


CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Young Frankenstein (1974)

Tonight's Movie:
>Young Frankenstein (1974)

IMDB: 8.0/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 92% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

Director: Mel Brooks
Stars: Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle, Marty Feldman

Synopsis: An American grandson of the infamous scientist, struggling to prove that his grandfather was not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body.

DOUBLE FEATURE! After tonight's movie, stick around for another on House of Svengoolie.
>Frankenstein (1931)

Synopsis: Dr Henry Frankenstein is obsessed with assembling a living being from parts of several exhumed corpses.

MY BODY IS READY!

>>215330218 (OP)
I'm just here to see how big that guy is going tonite

saw sventoony this morning. love that little fella

>>215330282
Pretty damned big

>>215330218 (OP)
>>215330221
Based Gooliebaker lets go frankenbros

>>215330218 (OP)
https://youtu.be/DOdzV2F_mlA?si=9TngbfAA2eORBVtl

>>215330282
>>215330331

You boys dont know how big Im going tonite

>>215330360
delivers

>>215330360
Looks succulent

Younger Frankenstein

>>215330315
Does anybody know if they'll be doing the Sventoony marathon again like last year?

and i got here just in time, fantastic.

>>215330315
I missed it cause i slept in the middle of a saturday morning cartoons block

So the story goes, they dug out the guy who did the props for the original movies and he was still alive. Can you make us some for this?

Make 'em? I've still got 'em in my garage!

>>215331050
What a loser!

>>215331126
Yeah I was surprised by that too. Would have been quite old by then pretty amazing luck

vaughn.live/rubberchickens2

>>215330360
darn you for making me hungry

>>215331497
me when i saw the thread up for 3 days last week

>>215331623
It was going strong until Toon in with Me kill it

>>215331648
>posters too busy watching Toony to bump the thread
You hate to see it.

>>215331497
are the only ads pharma ads now

are the only ads pharma ads now

>>215331733
there's also identity protection and berberine

>>215331733
wait for anon's copypasta

>>215331733
idk, i figure the ads are regional with syndication but maybe?

>>215331767
and the slapchop tier scammercials, love to see them.

>>215331781
Where?

>>215330218 (OP)
>What the heck is Svengoolie?
He was orally raped by Wilt Chamberlain in the chilling cold winter of 1992, and now he does shitty streams that are 90% commercials, which he shills on /tv/ and claims they're "comfy" and detractors simply "don't understand", almost making one nostalgic for Fishbowl threads.

>>215331733
>are the only ads pharma ads now
Know your audience, old fogies.

>>215331828
it’s the best we got of on public telly shared kino watching but yeah the commercials make it such a fucking drag

>>215330218 (OP)
>still on the air
Which TV station, anon? Or cable network? At least public access? You're not going to say he's on the internet getting less views than Spiderman/Elsa videos, right? Right?

>>215331888
metv is a local chicago broadcast but its syndicated all over.

>>215331913
Syndicated for bottom bargain broadcast TV stations who were dragging ass upgrading hardware to HDTV.

>>215331961
like the corpos and VC types who ended up with local stations in some merger or something doing their landlord bit, yeah. Cheap programming but its mostly good on weeknights. After sven we get a bunch of garbage and maybe a star trek if we're lucky. ran out of kolchak money maybe.

>>215331960
orange top can get it fr

>>215331848
>the commercials make it such a fucking drag
Thank you for acknowledging this. I tried this gay Svengoolie once and complained about the commercials, and some gay shill claimed that I "didn't get it" because commercials are supposedly part of the vibe. Negro, I'm a certified boomer. We invented the bathroom break, the mute button, the VCR with the fast-forward button, the DVR, all to avoid commercials. We were adblocking before the internet existed. Commercials were never "comfy", and even when TV was still a thing, it was never as bad as this stream.

>>215331988
i meant private equity, idk what vc would have to do with it.

>>215331993
big lavender

What else out there is even like Svengoolie? Genre doesn't matter.

W E L P

>>215331995
Most of the retards here are from the discord and webchat. It's all zoomers who find it all quaint because it's old and not like tiktok or youtube.
If you're also a boomer, you should also have the mute button immediately on commercial break reflex.

>>215332126
House of Svengoolie. Joe Bob Briggs (I don't know if he does skits I don't watch him)

>>215332182
>House of Svengoolie
I'm going to take my dick out of the freezer and cold cock you if you pull this shit again, smartass.

>>215332126
Creature Features

>>215332203
painful to watch but they do make an effort

>>215331995
The commercials suck, the only positive I see from them is they make the show longer and give it a more epic feel.

It's the cringe squad!

>>215332355
the dun dun DUN joke got a laugh out of me

>>215332355
I like the thot and the nosferatu, but the gay pixie is insufferable.

>>215332355
You're gay if you don't like the sven squad
Only imp sucks they should replace him with Sventoonie

>>215332369
You have to have extreme onions to like Imp.

>>215332401
>Only imp sucks they should replace him with Sventoonie
In a way I agree, but I get why they didn't do that since it would just be Bill and Toonie again.

>>215332355
It’s intentionally camp, some of their jokes land way better than sven ever does, sven does having a comedic bone in his body.

>>215332428
Bill and toony are great together what's wrong with them teaming up again?

>>215330218 (OP)
Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!

Is there a way to see Svengoolie's most popular years? Would Nielsen ratings be the best available metric?
>>215332436
I noticed that too. Goddamn his interviews are so dry like he barely even wants to be there.

i like imp's delivery its just a shame his timing is so shitty

>>215332436
The jokes suck because these shows were just local productions to whip together a host for G-rated horror shows for Friday or Saturday evenings, or Saturday afternoons.

Pro comedians they weren't, just local guys from the local TV station. The only thing Sven is missing is a closeup of an upside mouth singing with eyes drawn on the chin.

>>215332436
>some of their jokes land way better than sven ever does
Just because you like Gwen's tits, doesn't make her jokes funny.

>>215332528
The gang shows it can be more fun if you have even a bit of acting chops. I like Sven for his knowledge of cinema but for a show revolving around camp he just is a remarkably unfunny guy.

For a Svengoolie thread, there a suspicious amount of people that don't like Svengoolie.

>>215332599
That happens from time from time. Why anybody would hate svengoolie is beyond me

>>215332599
Welcome to 4chan.
Although many people believe ANY critique about anything is pure hatred. The "toxic positivist" newfag types from social media outlets like reddit.

>>215332624
I appreciate his show and it is comfycorny but there’s telling a bad joke well and telling a bad joke bad.

>>215332599
Is it contrarian advertising? Or just disturbing human nature that's 100x more likely to complain about something when presented, then to praise, or just have fun in the case of a show like this?

>>215332599
there are people who are paid to be here and instructed in ways to drive people away from this website, such as derailing, denouncing, insulting other users, etc. and they are in every thread on every board. They decided "If we can't make them like us we better destroy the place".

>>215332580
https://youtu.be/Y34hZnDbcdw?si=bG8v4VDFiiJBc-d2
This audience found him funny

>>215332865
I assumed the difficulty in posting now was les to protect against bots and more because it was a corporatized shilling platform, and they don't want, you know, randos actually posting and interrupting the sales pitch flows.

>>215332771
It's pretty dorky and toothless, anon. AKA Reddit.

>>215332928
>sales pitch
this place calls a spade a spade and a genocide and genocide, that's why it MUST be destroyed in their minds

Inga best girl

>>215331126
Not make. He still had the old props.

>>215333132
Read, nigger.

>>215333132
wew lad

Anita X. Orcist? More lie, Anita Doher!

Comfy suffering animals!

Will you open your heart to help an animal who's hungry, Anon?

>>215333238
>get two starving animals
>feed one to the other
problem solved
waiting for my nobel peace prize

kino mars

>>215333306
>>215333325

Sven is 2 hours long tonight.

>>215333333
checks?

>>215333333
checked

>>215333415
business or cashier's checks only pls

>>215333379
Isn't he usually 2 hours then House or whatever comes after takes over

>>215333379
You misspelled 3

>>215333458
Usually his show ends at 10:30. Runs to 11 PM tonight.
>>215333464
Whichever.

>>215333458
Was 2 hours, then Sventoonie tanked, so they added an extra half hour to cover it going bye bye.

>>215333464
Ah yeah 3 sounds about right
>>215333488
10:30 what timezone?

>>215333632
My timezone.

CASH A CHECK
GET BEDDED BY A MONSTER AND WRECKED

>>215333510
>tanked
Ahh!

>>215333318
Don't you mean; Nobel EAT Prize.

>>215332506
bump

I can't believe I've never watched Young Frankenstein.

>>215333862
I do now

>>215334022
yeah me either, little disappointed

>>215334050
in the movie or yourself?

>>215334092
in you but i was parroting the tv bit, nos is pretty good.

The skull on the left paying attention to the conversation.

when i was a kid my dad snatched a laserdisc player from his job and used it like a cd player. the only laserdisc movie we had was frankenstein. also i found some scratched to shit playboy mansion disc in a box next to a dumpster that was like 40% playable but when you hit a scratch the audio played max volume screech cause it was all analog.

>>215333333
fucking checked! fucking Saturday night lets go!!

OK. That settles it. I am madly in love with Gwen again.

>>215335458
she has boobs to show off so its weird she wears that other shit that looks terrible. even fat chicks know how to work goth stuff why doesnt she?

>>215335501
Television has rules. This isn't OF, zoomie.

>>215330218 (OP)
Frankenstein Junior

>>215335501
I like the way she looks and I would not want her any less decent tyvm.

>>215335602
Late night television has rules and they mandate horror chicks show lots of cleavage.

I do!!!!

>>215334413
>>215335983
>>215336126
Amazing we already have vintage AI images

Bye and night

>>215336558
I’m not going anywhere, bud

>>215337366
Can we make it to Tuesday this week?

>>215337489
If Reddit can muster up 9,000 fans, then surely the 5 of us will be fine.

Remember, if you're a monster you are only as good as the sum of your parts!

I've neglected this thread most of the night.

>>215331995
>We were adblocking before the internet existed.
Deep lore.

>>215338199
We noticed. You’re lucky we haven’t ousted you yet.

I recognize that older looking guy in Lost in Space from a Star Wars episode.

Fuck, marry, kill: the Sven Squad
Fuck: Gwengoolie
Marry: Nosti
Kill: Imp (obviously)

>>215335814
Her song was pretty cute! They certainly put a lot of effort into the show(s) this week.

>>215340155
I didn’t watch, no reception :(

Signing off for bed. Have a good one, third shift!

Less than 24 hours until Toon In With Me!

MFW I see this thread is still up in the morning.

>>215342022
Excellent I believe boo bash starts

>>215342022
>>215344341
Don't you have to be in school at that time?

>>215344592
The last time I went to school was for my master's and I've never seen a 7AM class throughout my entire undergraduate or graduate experience.