Thread 215330597

The American was a bigger war criminal than the Nazi for this and I’m not even memeing. Landa single handedly wins the war for the allies and you thank him by carving a swastika into his forehead?

>>215330597 (OP)
Yeah but he killed LE JEW so he must be punished

>>215330597 (OP)
>murder Jews
>NO YOU CANT LE HECKIN MURDER US BACK THAT’S A CWIME ;~;
why are poltards ALWAYS like this? They will walk you to the gas chambers with shit in their pants crying about how they’re oppressed

thats why its a comedy

>>215330675
That's nice *farts in room and closes door*

>>215330675
Nietzsche identified it in the nineteenth century. Germans and those that identify with them are crybabies.

it's satire, chudtard

>>215330792
wow i guess all the other stuff nietzsche said was right too, like how foids should be beaten like dogs and slavery is good. good to know

>>215330792
The franks are a fucking disgusting vile specimen. They’re all filthy fucking yobbo who should be rounded up. Of course they’re moronic enough to let a fucking foreigner run their country and brainwash them.

>>215330782
>*wooden door lets ur fart escape*
nothin personnel

>>215330597 (OP)
Nothing like that ever happened during the WWII, you can't try to get realism with a movie about the Nazis after the 70s or so, anyhow all the awards went to Christoph Waltz.

Cope, Cry, Seethe, Vote Trump 2028

>>215330812
Yes

>>215331069
good for him

>>215330617
unironically tres le this avec cette

>>215330812
>like how foids should be beaten like dogs and slavery is good
Worked for Greece and Rome

>>215331069
Israel is also a sanctuary for pedos, and you have those pics of tarantula licking the toes of a young girl on epstein's plane.

>>215331137
Did it?

>>215330914
>fart escapes
>still somehow kills 60,000,000 jewchildren
It was real in my mind

>>215330597 (OP)
> my jew hollywood fantasy slop is wonky and kind of silly! How annoying!

>>215331101
What does this mean?

>>215330597 (OP)
you missed the point of the entire movie.

the jews are violent evil people, this isn't retribution, it's sadism.

>>215331542
I thought the movie was supposed to be about how this kind of film is just revenge porn for the sadistic movie audience, or at least the movie theater scene seemed to imply that, but considering Tarantula made Django afterwards and that is basically the exact same type of movie but with a black killing whites, I don't think he meant it to come across as critical of the jews at all. He just enjoys that kind of dumb racial revenge exploitation movie unironically.

>>215331069
Didn't he take part in BLM protests calling cops murderers? Yet Israel murdered 77 thousand Palestinians and he says nothing...What a hypocrite piece of shit.

war crimes are a meme

test

>>215331784
>o mae wa palestinerinos
grow a dick nigga

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most nazis were extremely cowardly backstabbers. Very few died with dignity or didn't rat out their comrades for a better deal. Even those who later killed themselves like Goring and Himmler backstabbed Hitler hard and tried to strike a better deal with the Allies in exchange. Keep in mind that the star of the SS and "Hitler's favorite commando" Otto Skorzeny became a Mossad hitman and killed escaped Nazis for the Israeli regime.

Another fun fact: Of the 16 million German men who served in the Wehrmacht and SS in WW2 12 million surrendered and Germany never had a relevant post-occupation resistance movement of any kind when even places like Ethiopia and Albania managed to have one

The only other occupied state with this level of subservience was Japan, but that at least had their deified Emperor tell them to stand down. Hitler meanwhile told the Germans to fight to the last, and they all ignored it and collaborated with their occupiers to the fullest extent possible

does this television show and/or film accurately portray this?

>be decorated SS veteran
>be dubbed Hitler's favorite commando
>conduct iconic operations for National socialism
>before even Hitler killed himself, you flee west as the Soviets close in on Berlin to pillage and rape its population
>surrender to Allies
>Rat out other SS commanders for better deal
>Go free
>Join Mossad
>Hunt down Nazis who fled from Isreali retribution
>your mossad handler attends your funeral
what did xe mean by this?

Can't wait for when jap slap kino makes a comeback
I mean, they were Americas greatest enemy after all

>Be Gottlob Berger
>Be the literal #2 of the SS, just under Himmler himself
>Flee West to the Allied lines as Berlin is being pillaged and raped by the Russians
>Turn yourself in and denounce Himmler for a better deal for yourself. Say you knew nothing about all the bad stuff, it was x, y, z, your own mother, etc.
>After a brief stint in prison where you behave and collaborate exemplarily with the Allied authorities, you return to ZOG-occupied West Germany and spend the rest of your days begging the regime for more welfare checks for SS veterans
>Die quietly in the 70s, with Germany still under Allied occupation and you having not only not resisted it, but having contributed to it

>Be Paul Hausser
>Be the commander of the 1st SS Division, literally named after Hitler and meant to be his elite bodyguards
>As Berlin falls to the Soviets, you ignore Hitler's orders to contribute to the defense and flee to go surrender to the Allies
>Give information damning other nazis in exchange for an easier treatment
>Say you didn't know about all the bad stuff, it was x, y, z, your own mother, etc..
>Spend the rest of your days in ZOG-occupied West Germany saying SS veterans should get welfare checks and didn't really like Hitler

>Be Oswald Pohl
>He head of the SS Concentration Camps Management Office
>Be tasked with Hitler for overseeing the management of Jews, Communists, and all other subversive threats to the Reich
>As the war is ending you defect to the Allies, say you dindunuffin and blame others like Hitler, Himmler, Eichmann
>Get shown mercy by testifying against Eichmann at his trial in Israel

>Be Vincenz Muller
>Be high-ranking member of the SS
>Be in charge of overseeing the security of the Fuhrer Himself, have total trust of Hitler
>As Berlin is falling you defect to the USSR
>After the war you help the Soviets purge the handful of nazis that remained loyal to The Fuhrer, expel Germans from Poland/Czechoslivakia, and pack up remaining German industry to ship to the USSR.
>Help found the Stasi and East German police force that will massacre rioting Germans in the 1953 protests

>Be Fredrich Paulus
>Be highly decorated general who had previously praised Hitler and Nazism
>Get yourself encircled by the encircled at Stalingrad like a retard
>Get promoted to Field Marshal by your beloved Fuhrer and told to fight to the end
>Instead you do the exact opposite and surrender with 75% of your army still intact, devastating the Nazi war effort
>Afterwards, as your troops suffer in Gulags, you and your officers live in the lap of luxury in Moscow acting as anti-Nazi Soviet propaganda mouthpieces
>Make a career badmouthing and insulting Hitler and national socialism

>Be Heinz Guderain
>Be architect of the German victory in France and master of Ze Panzer
>Defect to the Soviets as Berlin is being raped and pillaged
>After the war you write a Allied-sponsored book about how Hitler and the nazis were morons and all real Germans hated them

>Be Arthur Nebe
>Be head of Nazi police apparatus
>Be tasked with security of the Reich
>by 1944 it's clear shit is getting bad for Nazi Germany
>attempts to assassinate Hitler so he can present his head to the Allies and save his own skin
>get executed anyway

>Be Karl Donitz
>Be one of Hitler's favorite commanders
>Get appointed as the successor to Hitler before he 41%'d because Goring, Himmler, and Bormann are sniveling rats conspiring against you with the Allies (I'm sensing a trend here)
>Get told to fight to the last
>Instead, you immediately surrender to the Allies and beg for forgiveness
>Testify against your fellow Nazis at Nuremberg, collaborate with the Soviets in expelling Germans and sending them to gulags to be worked to death
>End your days appearing on Allied propaganda shows badmouthing Hitler and how everyone actually hated the moron

>Be Rudolph Hess
>He Hitler's closest friend and confidant
>Be the DEPUTY FUHRER of Nazi Germany, the #2 in the country
>Eve of Operation Barbarossa
>You become disgusted by Hitler's stupidity and try to defect to the UK
>Bongs just immediately imprison you on your arrival
>Don't care that you implicate, betray, backstab your fellow nazi bros
>Briefly released from prison in 1946 to testify against your fellow nazis at Nuremberg, which you do enthusiastically
>Back to prison, finally 41% at the age of 93
What did the #2 of all of national socialism mean by this?

>>215330675
gas chambers were made up by the british home office as war time atrocity propaganda. half the bullshit attributed to the nazis were memes left over from ww1.

>>215331784
when jews say 'never again' in reference to genocide, what they mean is 'never again to us' not 'never again to anyone else'.

Reminder that Nazis were good guys

>>215330597 (OP)
War crimes only apply to the losing side

>>215330597 (OP)
>why don't you trust and celebrate a traitor?