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Mean and Unforgiving edition

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Post your horror waifu

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What an idiot. All he had to do was keep his mouth shut.

>>215335885 (OP)
Qrd on Pumpkinhead? Which ones are worth a watch?

Mia Goth is ugly and can't act. She's a blight on horror.

>>215335921
You really think you could keep a secret like that forever?

>>215335900
what the fuck is wrong with brothers in horror films

>>215335885 (OP)
>oh great, another stupid 80s threa-- AHHHHHHH

>>215335945
If my life had a turn around like his, absolutely.

>>215335958
They were circumcised.

>>215335921
Like people ever will. People like to babble

>>215335912
Cute

>>215335538
I liked where it ended up as a film but a lot of it is standard woman in a house making retarded decisions routine that has you pulling your hair out. she's a grade A milf at least and shows off her legs

>>215335808
She's been in more horror movies than you'd think. She's also going to be in Other Mommy directed by Rob Savage.
>Mama
>Crimson Peak
>It: Chapter Two

>>215335937
The original Pumpkinhead is essential viewing, and you need not go further than that

>>215335937
First one and that is it.

>>215335906
First thing that popped into my head, too.

>>215335885 (OP)
Shit general. I am out. Enjoy the rest of your weekends.

>>215335954
Shame she went the bimbo route. Was really cute.

>>215335996
>>Mama
I went to a daytime showing with my dad and we were the only ones in the theater and had our own MST3K. A fond memory.

>>215335885 (OP)
Cool general. I'm in.

>>215336022
>shame
haha...yea

>>215336022
Still would.

>>215335996
Looking forward to that. Even if I'll never forgive Savage for screwing over Annie Hardy.

>>215336000
>They make a hundred sequels and you should watch none of them.
too many such cases in this genre sadly.

>>215335912
the bored PR lady in back is cuter

R.I.P. Sam Rivers from Limp Bizkit

>>215336022
She was cute and then she walled at 30 and went the bimbo route.

>>215336089
he truly did it all for the nookie

>>215335900
Gwen

>>215336052
it's baffling that someone even looked at the scripts for 3 and 4 and went ahead with funding

>>215336089
Damn. Took him to the Matthews Bridge.

>>215335998
>>215336000
Whats wrong with the sequels? Is it Jason X and Leprechaun In The Hood "bad" or legit bad?

>>215336132
Both kino

>>215336052
I like how theres like 20 Puppet Master movies and like maybe 1 or 2 are with watching.

Watch Black Phone 2

>>215336154
i'd have to watch Black Phone 1 first

>>215336122
kek

>>215336154
I want to Back Prone 2 her if you catch my drift

>>215336154
They put so much make up on and try to act attractive and lose so much value once they hit 25. Pretty stupid

>>215335937
The new tubi one is the best version honestly

>>215336194
Is that the porn parody (they dont make those anymore)

>>215336052
The first 4 were nice

So how's that new shark movie?

>>215336132
The only sequel is 2 and it has a difference in quality akin to Predator 2 or Die Hard 2 or other sequels from that era. It's ok and you recognize the character but it isn't nearly as good as the first one.

>>215336212
At first I was like "this is a bad cover" but then I got thinking how I would make a better dvd cover of Wrong Turn. It just happens I can't. There's a hot chick, scary woods and cannibal freak on the cover, perfect

>>215335996
imma watch ava with her

>>215336223
Beast of War? Weirdly getting good reviews on RT.

>>215336154
watched the first one today. good movie.

What is the Fright Night of Werewolf movies?

Worth a watch if I enjoyed the first 2?

>>215336318
Best one posted so far.

Why yes, I do read Sutter Cane

>>215336333
Big Bad Wolf

>>215336354
Yes, but not as good as the first 2.

ENTER

>>215336390
Fucked me up seeing this girl suck dick in that movie when I was 9.

>>215336390
Ban Bao.

>>215336390
How can vampires even compete?

>>215336333
>>215336390
or Never Cry Werewolf

>>215336333
american werewolf in london?

>>215335906
based

>>215336333
checked

at this point is Rob Zombie more known for his movies or his music?

>>215336525
Always was for his music, always will be

>>215336299
Bleh

>>215336525
It'd probably still be his music. Not everyone is into horror films but a lot of people would probably recognize Dragula.

>>215336543
More of this one.

>>215336299
>>215336318
Subspecies is pure kino. Especially II

>>215336525
Music, for sure, he paved the way for 90's alt music to be combined with Metal and later did Nu-metal type stuff on his own.

>>215336588
I liked his mom in 2

post thematic double features

>>215335989
Ludo kino.

>>215336562
The remix album they put out probably just to fill the contract that WZ had to do another album is his best album.

Can I get an order of Species but with more sex and pregnancy content?

>>215336633
I don't think Coherence is a great movie although I really like it, however it is a movie that I can watch again and again and never get bored of, even when I know the tweests.

>>215336390
Meh. She's faking it.

>>215336390
KNOTTED

>>215336588
The spin off Vampire Journals is also really good

Anyone here ever made a movie? I want to make one eventually. The main issue is money and lack of connections. I am not a social person but think I could still direct a movie well if it were a small cast, single camera and on DV. Something Giallo inspired.

Everything costs so much today and it will take years to fund if not a decade, I'm 30 now.

What went wrong?

I will watch the first movie someone recommends

>>215336756
Japanese remake of Cube

>>215336657
>puts his wife's ass on the cover
kek, you gotta love his commitment to it at this point

>>215336762
thanks i'll let u know what i think

>>215336745
Wait, this is the movie where the werewolf flips the bird gif originates? KINO

>>215336769
No way that's Sheri Moon. Her ass is notoriously tiny

if you use a certain free streaming service and are running out of movies, switch your vpn to a different country that that certain streaming service operates in. i was using US but switched to Canada and there are a ton of movies i couldnt access before.

>>215336820
You've seen the gif but never bothered to check where it is from?

>>215336889
No I thought it was a sketch from like some comedy show or a parody sequence from scary movie kek.

>>215336897
Understandable. It really isn't very good movie

>>215336734
You're better off making a short film first and seeing if it works. I've made a bunch of them with friends. Full length films are a ton of work - try and write the script for one first before anything.
A lot of films are more of a science than an art anyway. People resist that, but read a bunch of screenwriting books and you'll see how much formula helps. Watching films isn't enough, that's artistic and thematic evaluation. You need structural evaluation.

>mfw this unironically made boomers tweak the FUCK out in the theater
https://youtu.be/3lyx7UsMqmc

>>215337001
>"horror" movies from before 2000

>>215337001
kek, Douriff's delivery is so good
one of the best body horror twists ever

>>215337001
That mom actress deserves more credit as a normal looking real person in a hollywood film. Sort of like Shelly Duvall.

>>215337050
Boomers are losers. Look at what they look like today.

I always wondered what felt weird and unsexy about the Chucky movies until I read about the writer talking about how he is a massive homo that likes to get his ass gaped by other men.

>>215337125
she was good in Star Trek IV

>>215337165
Seed of Chucky didn't tip you off? kek Bride of Chucky was sexy tho

>>215336762
>Japanese remake of Cube
it has shit reviews are you sure?

>>215337165
He was gay, Don Mancini?

>>215337198
Yes.

>>215337131
>it's 2am in canada
>complaining about aging on chinese basket weaving forum again
>"saar I am the winner"

Burt Gummer has to fight the antagonist/monster of the last horror film you watched. How does he fare and what weapons does he bring?

>>215337237
The Mangler. Just bring all you got, Burt. I'm almost bummed off how shitty this film was

>>215337165
kind of puts the plot into perspective huh
>male serial killer wants to insert himself into the body of a young boy

>>215337237
Frogman. Probably well but I guess the frog-wizard staff is a formidable weapon.

>The Dead Dont Die (2019)
a zombie movie with a stacked cast. Weird pseudo woke shit at the beginning, with the central metaphor being kids these days always on they damn phone and the world is slowly whimpering out while we all bicker. This ones not scary at all, its mostly a relaxed romp with comfy small town vibes. there some interesting characters and some silly scenes. Meta stuff and a goofy ass twist at the end really demonstrate that this movie is just for fun, and i think that might be why so much talent worked on it. There is, however, too many characters. but man, it reignited my love for chloe sevigny, who plays the only character who is reacting realistically to how fucked it would be if there were zombies.

i need a good creature feature for tomorrow. hopefully a huge natural animal thing like 8 legged freaks or anaconda, ive seen both of those but so long ago ive totally forgotten them. what are the absolute classics of that side of the genre?

>>215337223
What?

>>215337330
Look no further

Just put this on.
Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll

>>215337309
This is, no joke, probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

>>215337363
tell us how you like it

>>215337330
Razorback
Lake Placid

>>215336951
So basically the idea is to construct a script in a way similar to, like, a house? Where I need to include all of the required elements for it to work properly?

>>215337330
Jaws
Deep Blue Sea

>>215337363
Los ojos azules de la muñeca rota (Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll, 1974) – Carlos Aured
Stars Paul Naschy. Full-on rural giallo: masked killer, gloved hands, sleaze, trauma backstory, mystery plotting.
Sounds cool.

>>215337309
While we're on modern zombie movies, this was a decent watch. I only get annoyed that people call it innovative and original, when it's essentially an I Am Legend adaptation without the twist, and with zombies that only really react to sound. Still, good for what it is, showing how the human mind copes with isolation and boredom

>>215337330
Alligator (1980)

>>215336132
2 is just meh.
3 grafts this whole separate thing on but it's schlock kino IMO.
4 also adds an extraneous plot but it's no-effort garbage.
Let's just say in general they're very typical of late Full-Moon Pictures.

>>215337410
wasn't this a ripoff, scene for scene, besides the language and location of a korean movie? or am i thinking of a different movie? the dude was gunna kill himself but then sees a cutie is alive?

>>215336333
I want to say Cursed.

Hard to take a female character seriously when she has a pound of make up on her face

>>215337478
Hard to take your seriously when you have a pound of dad cum up your ass.

>>215336333
Retracting my previous comment. Definitely Silver Bullet.

Found footage coming soon
>Dream Eater
>A filmmaker documents her boyfriend's violent parasomnia during their holiday at a remote cabin in the woods, and as his sleepwalking gets worse, she believes the cause might be something far more sinister.

>>215337367
idunno man. i kinda liked it. it was stupid, it was silly, it was fun. it maybe made no sense, it maybe was a bit repetitive, it maybe was too woke to not trigger conservatards, but it had some silly scenes. the fashion bit, the frodo baggins bit, the theme song bit. a wild animal, maybe several wild animals bit. it made me jealous i wasnt on set. it was stupid, but stupid in a fun way, and its competently made.

>>215337412
>>215337377
>>215337372
>>215337360
thanks!

>>215337410
>isolation and boredom
ill add it to the watch list. not a lot of decent zombie kino, one of my favorite genres tho.

>>215337496
kek, roasted

>>215337502
>Eli Roth Presents
The man has the passion, but man does he lack the talent.

>>215337367
It's kind of understandable because it's excruciating if you watch it expecting a standard zombie film. I think it half won me over by the end as I started to get it though.

>>215337512
>Hello, Ghost Police? I smelled a ghost in my apartment! I think they were haunting the can of beans I bought for dinner!

>>215337502
i predict the central theme will be surviving an abusive partner, and it wont be that scary, and it wont be that good. Eli Roth doesnt have a good track record after hostel, and he seems to shove too blatant themes in his flicks, not respecting the intelligence of his audience after hostel went over so many peoples heads.

>>215337518
thanksgiving was pretty decent, more than I expected from him

>>215337512
IM CHOONING IN TO FALL ASLEEP TO THIS.

>>215337542
He's not directing it, it's part of his new effort to fund back to basics horror films with The Horror Section.

>>215337518
Was Cabin Fever the best thing he did?
>put out Borderlands one of the absolute worst modern vidya adaptations
kek.

>>215337593
Definitely. It was a great twist on classic idea.

>>215337593
Yeah, followed up Hostel 1 and 2 probably. I don't think I saw 2, but 1 was really popular iirc.

>>215337478
Another 'straight' man puts his two cents in.

Eat pumpkin, BITCH!

>>215337628
while i dont fall into the gamer opinion level, women cannot stand how much a light makeup look improves their looks and those who get too used to it see themselves as much more attractive then they actually are or absolutely hate how 'ugly' they perceive themselves with nothing on their face. makeup becomes a sort of shield that hides the face.

>>215337628
Well, they do look diseased without make up. That’s how bad actresses over 22 look. Damaged and thin skin from a decade of make up.

>>215337593
I remember liking Green Inferno when I saw it like 15 years ago.

What do you anons think about the Chucky tv series? It's a fun watch, bonus points for the cute girls. I also think there is something commendable on Mancini's part for still sticking with the series for this long, it's very rare in many slasher franchises.

>>215337512
Ok, this is cool

>>215337628
Seriously though, would you take a clown seriously?

>>215337567
>falls asleep to advertisements
american moment

>>215337720
you dont get it.

I need a movie recommendation anons!

>>215337770
what kind are we talking. give us some power level, otherwise it's Alien (1979)

>>215337770
Alien 1979

>>215337770
the House that Screamed

>>215337782
>>215337784
alien it is! never seen it

>>215337784
>>215337782
director's cut or theatrical?

Seen 4 movies today so far. They were all good. Feels good. Most people’s weekend is just a regular night for me.

>>215337821
nice. what movies did you watch and how would you rank them?

>>215337804
iirc director's cut shows more bush/nipples and has a few more alien scenes. so def that.

>>215337375
No I was meaning that, in order to understand what makes films good you can't just watch them, you have to sit down and analyse every part of it. How many scenes are there. At what point do critical events happen.
But people have already done that and written plenty of books on the topic. This is one topic where youtube essays aren't enough, I really suggest a book.

>>215337838
>Alien 1979 Directors Cut 2160p Bluray x265 DDP+DTS-KiNGDOM
here we go

>>215337804
Either is fine but most would say theatrical, especially first time.

Child's Play 2019 had no business being that good. I get why Don is butthurt about it, but I would've like to see a sequel or two. Maybe strike some deal with Universal to do their own version of Tiffany or Glen. Tiffany as some Siri/Alexa ripoff, Glen could be a virus resulting from the union of Chuck and Tiff. Also Aubrey Plaza as the milf is W faps

>>215337831
>RL Stine Pumpkinhead
>Planet of the Vampires
>Five Dolls for an August Moons
>Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll
For a modern movie, Pumpkin head is good as a film and good also because there are no blacks. It is a nice clean movie with no bad aftertaste.

>>215337874
impressive that it is a tubi original

>>215335900
Saved Scream
Owned da jooz
Killed Scream
Best vampire movie in a decade

>>215337920
What has /hor/ made?

>>215337948
she’s based

>>215337964
A blight on the catalog and on the horror community

>>215337999
She is so mid

>https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/best-horror-movies-of-all-time/

If you don't agree with this list, I have a news for you – you're a fucking racist bigot.

>>215338015
no you are

Saw Black Phone 2. Was not very good. Would not recommend.

A shot of an attractive female and then an old grand ma walks up next to her. Huge contrast, repulsive even. Do girls realize they will look disgusting one day?

What the fuck did I just watch? Why'd Pedro go full retard and trust the demon children?

Heh.

>>215338045
I also saw it and it was better than the first and I would recommend.

>>215338021
how can they even release this abomination of a list

>>215338046
I don’t think foids are smart enough to figure put they will look like their mothers.

>>215338046
>X reference
i love the trope that its scary cause its an old woman or a birth defect man. hilariously ironic.

>>215337874
>Five Dolls for an August Moons

In no way is this a good movie, but I liked it.

>>215337873
you better not be pranking me.

>>215338045
Thought it was great. Solid 8.5/10.

>>215338084
It was okay, not super intriguing like some other giallos.
The giallo I am watching right now
>you dress like a whore
>well, men are difficult these days, there are lots of competition.
kek. females literally lower their value to compete with each other. What a race to the bottom.

>>215338145
What film is this?

>>215338079
It is gross that every chick will look like her mother one day.
>>215338084
Giallo is a great genre. Still many top films I haven’t seen yet. I am currently leaning into the Spanish ones.

Just got the definitive Black Phone 2 review and I won't be seeing it.
>Black Phone 2 a car rant, and I was gonna yell up and down and I don't even have the energy for it. I'm so zoned out from the last half hour of this. With like 20 minutes, 30, maybe 20 minutes to go there's a family therapy session between some of the characters and I'm like "Why is this fucking serious?!!" Why is this a drama? It's so boring! I don't give a fuck about this stupid girl or this idiot brother who looks like fucking Chris Mulky as Shia LaBeouf as Patrick Swazy in Red Dawn. It's boring! Scott Derrickson is a repeat offending BOZO!! He always is like trying to make horror into like a 1980 domestic drama made by like Harold Becker, it's always in this like brown fuzzy 1980 Owen Roizman sheen with like dark reds and browns and stuff. BORING!! You're making a fucking Elm Street movie here, you got a guy called "The Grabber" which is stupid but there's your guy, make that and make it fun. Why is it an hour before the fucking villain shows up of therapy and her dumb dream sequences which are... like the score's pretty good, the little thing he can do that he did in Sinister with the grainy home movie footage is effective. I was like kind of OK and then they get to this winter camp, snowbound winter camp and I was like "Oh is the whole thing gonna take..." I didn't know it was all gonna take place in this like abandoned camp where he could pretend to be doing "The Thing" in some way, just in terms of some of the compositions and you know that's the kind of shit that these two idiots, he and Cargill who writes all these that they're paying homage to.The actors are fine I just don't care! I don't have any investment in the arc of these two kids from the first movie. Why would anyone even remember that?! You're making like the leap from Elm Street 3 to 4 when it's Patricia Arquette to whoever they recast her as, and those movies were fun! It wasn't this fucking serious!

>>215337682
alright, the new Gadonwife has been added.

>>215336212
eliza sex

>>215337363
Human Beasts is very good too.

>>215338228
Those blood orange angry orchards are actually pretty good.
Not as good as the pumpkin ones but better than the wild berry.

>>215338170
>Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll
Good from the start. Some giallos take time to pull you in, some are just fillers, some are a visual feast etc. This one is just good from the start.

watch cabin girl

>>215338202
Black Phone 1 was a success so for Black Phone 2 they definitely added woman scenes and moments and themes.

yea, that was kino until the end.

Guys... I went in the house

>>215338275
Yeah they kind of picked the most bland ending possible, still good though.

gonna watch dr giggles

>>215338145
Well, they all do smear their faces with toxic chemicals to appear more attractive. Clearly, they don’t have much in the intelligence department.

>>215338299
gg, here's your free tshirt

sex with darcy the mail girl

>>215338299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpguAl7V_vU

>>215338145
Omg, when you go out and see men’s girlfriends dressed like hookers, that is literally a girl still in the market lmfao. And LITERALLY every girl dresses like that while as a girlfriend. Modern men are such cucks.

>>215338326
kek I just bought a UFO 50 shirt in the same vein as that one

>>215338422
Take your slop elsewhere

>>215335885 (OP)
>Grabber doesn't appear until an hour in
>*Does nothing except act like a mild inconvenience
>"Dead is just a word"
>*Gets beaten to death and drowns 30 minutes later and movie ends
I want my money back

>>215338378
Just finished this. Pretty epic giallo.

>>215336104
>>215336154
That's a child

>>215338570
no refunds

>>215338589
Pathetic bait.

Warning: webm of shocking zombie behaviour.

Just put on the Blood Splattered Bride

>>215338619
psshhh nothing can shock me anymore
*opens webm*
Oh wow that us shocking

>>215338619
hasan no!

>>215338651
Nice pick, The Blood Spattered Bride is one of those moody, erotic Spanish horror films that mixes giallo sensibility with Gothic vampire lore. Directed by Vicente Aranda, it’s kind of Spain’s answer to the Carmilla adaptations that Hammer and the Italians were doing. Dreamlike pacing, that icy aristocratic mansion, the buried vampire bride, it’s a weird, gorgeous, nihilistic slow burn.

>>215338651
Watch I Dismember Mama next

>>215338340
shieeet nigga I want to see that flick now

>>215338669
Sure

5 minutes into Demon Knight. Those tits...Hey I thought this was a kids movie?

>>215338702
all 3 Tales films are some of the horniest of the 90s.

>>215338651
>>215338667
I turned it off, will finish it tomorrow because it seems like it requires full attention.

>>215338702
>Tales from the Crypt
>kids

>>215338763
>replying to your own chatgpt reply
new low

>>215338702
>for kids
Didn't the series air late at night because most of it was R rated?

>>215335885 (OP)
>Mean and Unforgiving edition
What the fuck was Pumpkinhead's problem anyway. I only saw the original.

>>215338702
>>215338796
I caught Bordello of Blood on HBO or STARZ when I was a kid and it had so many tits in it that I had to go to the bathroom and jerk off with shampoo as lube. It was the first time I remember being really horny and doing something about it. Painful though

>>215338853
>explicit masturbation story
>doesn't mention the brand of shampoo

>>215338688
he's gonna make it

>>215338879
I don't remember the brand, but it was probably Pantene or Head & Shoulders or another common brand. The point is, this was before I understood that lotion was the appropriate lubrication. All I cared about in that moment was making sure that dick of mine came. And came, it did, to those vampire titties

>>215338847
>be a demon of vengeance
>get summoned to the Earthly plane to enact revenge
>guy pussies out and wants you to stop doing the thing you only exist to do
Fuck that, you finish the job

>>215338707
>>215338796
>>215338844
>>215338853
These posts are hereby...condemned!
hehe!!

>>215338958
>condemned
wish I was condomed when I fucked my bitch (ex) wife, kek
hate my kids, kek
love horror movies

Tonights movie

>>215339138
Mr. Kino

>>215339138
This is a rabbit hole movie. Watch all the sequels, Encounters of the Spooky Kind, and Doctor Vampire too

>>215335900
i forgot already. one of these broads

what am i in for?

>>215335900
>>215335900
>>215335900

My unfinished horror harem (characters not actresses), need to add...
> Debi Sue Voorhees's character from Friday Part 5
> Paula from Friday Part 6
> America Olivo from Friday 2009
> Trash from Return of the Living Dead
> Mai from Ringu, Spiral & Ringu 2
> Kim Myers from Freddy's Revenge
> Meg Tilly in Psycho 2
> Sid in Screams (especially 2-3)

>going through some Halloween special tv episodes
>put on Alf
>it's actually funny and makes me crack up
love that furry lil nigga

>>215335885 (OP)

Oh my science!
Redditsisters, it turns out toxic masculinity was the real monster all along!
I won't watch old kino ever again. It's only brand new movies for me.
I'm gonna castrate myself and buy a subscription to every streaming service like a good goy!

>>215339277
>> Kim Myers from Freddy's Revenge
She got naked in the 90s.
https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/k/kimmyers.html

>>215338619
I've rewatched it yesterday. It was okay, there were some really nice scenes. Zombies are looking good, some jokes were funny. But actors were so annoying, especially the kid.
And it absolutely pales in comparison with the original film, which should be praised even more than it is now.

>>215339277
good taste anon

>>215337435
#Alive is what that sounds like. Not sure which one came first but they are quite similar.

>>215337309
one of the worst zombie flicks i've ever seen. was so close to turning it off. I probably should've. I just hate quirky hipster shit.

>>215339166
Hell yeah, looking forward to checking those out too, and The Dead And The Deadly.

>>215339307
So did I, you don't see me expecting attention for it.

>>215339298
What are your wife's boyfriend favorite horror films?

>>215336390
nice, i can add this to my woman getting fucked by beasts marathon.

>>215339309
I guess hindsight is 20/20 but they made a blunder thinking they could turn it into a franchise with the same formula. But it's like they tried to remake it while removing core parts... like the original was captivating because they ate brains to relieve the pain of death. In the second one they just eat brains because whatever.
The blonde with piercing blue eyes was gorgeous though, I liked her enough.

>>215338095
>he was pranking me

>>215335885 (OP)
>>215338937
Are any of the sequels worth watching?

>>215335900
Based

>>215339369
I think deep in your heart, you already knew he was anon.

>>215335937
The first is unbelievable kino. The rest have no involvement from the writer/director whatsoever who really made the whole thing based on atmosphere.

The second one was so radically different the guy in the costume refused to come back for it

>>215339388
it dawned on me while watching that i have beena lot less cynical about movies when i try to analyze them instead of judge their quality. this has led me to say a lot of seemingly positive stuff about movies even though i dont think theyre very good. for example, last night i watched Clown (2014) and that movie is genuinely trash but i wrote about a paragraph and talked on the phone with a qt about it. its genuinely insane how its apologetic for pedophilia. maybe i will analyze the new chucky to trick myself into thinking i didnt waste my time playing.

>>215335958
Who else should pretend to stab you in the shower?

>>215339430
>Eli Roth as Frowny the Clown
ok now I'm interested

>>215339464
im warning you, its bad.

>>215336154
The shills have given up besmirching older movies and are now just spamming the garbage they're here for. Imagine there's a team of 12 jews sitting around SEETHING that we've had 38+ horror movie threads this month and no one cares to mention their sloppa

>>215336212
Wrong Turn is a rare franchise where there pretty much all great
>>215336223
I watched a movie called Ghost shark that was ridiculous but it had prime 15 yo ass in it

215336154
No. I'm keeping my money and sticking with watching old Kino

>>215336333
Teen Wolf maybe

I'd recommend the 90's show Big Wolf on Campus

>>215339367
Yes, it just misses the spark of the first movie. Maybe it's because it was directed by some hack and not by O'bannon.
The characters are also forgettable, unlike the first film.
The blonde girl was beautiful, indeed, and I liked the ginger girl as well.

>>215339464
>>Eli Roth as Frowny the Clown
i looked it up, thats just a cameo. the main character is played by Andy Powers (who?) and the main clown is called dummo. its so genuinely shit. do not watch it.

high levels of schizophrenia right now

>>215339492
You have to watch
>the NEW scream
>the NEW halloween
>the NEW i know what you did last summer
you HAVE TO get the NEW brainware updates to your mental firmware to make sure your mind is socially and culturally compatible with the NEW world

>>215336676
The beginning is rough and obnoxious but I can let it go since the actors improved the entire thing. After it starts the thing is a wild ride

>>215339528
>Big Wolf on Campus
now we're talkin. distilled turn of the millennium show really.

>>215337015
> A "horror" movie
> WITHOUT Christopher Lee

>>215337180
Hollywood reviewers won't give you a his review if you don't pay for it

>>215337375
You do better to take a script from an existing movie and try to analyze it. How many lines per page? How many of those lines are there just to give them a reason to go to the next scene or establish something the viewer needs to know? How many jokes, etc. For horror especially keep track of the scares/kills. How many pages between kills/scares howany overall etc then try to use that as your blueprint.

The logistics of filming are going to a whole nother matter but you won't regret having made it

>>215337412
I loved this movie as a kid

>>215337628
My wife never wears makeup and she's beautiful

>>215337628
No they're prettier without makeup

>>215337770
Ssssssss

>>215339571
Quite literally. And watching the old stuff reminds you of how it's supposed to be which is bad. Pretty soon they're going to start saying watching movies from before COVID makes you a Nazi
>>215339584
Peak early childhood memories. That and when goosebumps had fruit roll up tie ins

>>215339571
You have to discuss
>nothing but OLD movies and talk shit on NEW movies because NEW & POPULAR thing = BAD

>>215339851
>They're going to make Alf Jewish with AI

>>215339916
Your movie isn't popular, shill

>>215339916
I'm interested in PEAK
and peak kino just happens to be old most the time
Not my fault it's like that, but it is

>>215340039
I wasn't the one who posted it, ya dweeb

>>215340061
hmmm

>>215340128
>1999-2071
Those are the dates between which all the future dystopias happen

alright boys I got one in the oven for us

>>215340175
mein fuhrer...

>>215340061
That's weird, I actually just finished watching that film.

And yeah, I have to agree. Old is usually better these days because a) modern filmmakers lack vision and talent, and b) every story has been re-packaged ad infinitum.

>>215340218
nta but it's great. so many creative ideas but neatly packaged.

NEW THREAD

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Watched The Night of The Hunter for the first time while at the kinema, lads. Enjoyable film but shit, I now understand how much a good audience can make or break the theatre experience. The fucking normalfags and crusty ass half in the bag vintage film festival boomers were laughing during inappropriate/serious scenes and around halfway through the movie some fuckwit behin me started sniffing his nose every minute reptitively until I eventually had to move seats. I think it probably didn't help that Kimd Hearts and Coronets was screened prior to Hunter and so most people were already "primed" for dark comedic moments, but most of the time I was wishing they would just stfu. Anyway good movies. I also got to catch Freaks two night ago at the same film fest.