Thread 215346449

>i meet with my attorneys there
wtf kind of retard does that

>>215346449 (OP)
What's wrong with getting some COLD CAWFEE?

I'm glad that the world is filled with the most insane people.

>>215346565
hes got a lot of legal work to do old Dutchy

>>215346565
>>215346636
He was addicted to drugs in that video and was probably having some serious legal issues, hence the attorneys

Dunkin Dönitz

I don't envy the girl that started the fire, having to endure the wrath of Ray PSYCHO...

wtf is a shamokin

>>215346449 (OP)
>>215346636

I thought towns like Shamokin were an exception. Then I saw a short documentary about a similar place Youngstown, Ohio.

>Town is averaging 80 Opiod prescriptions per 100 people

Literally what the fuck

why do they all have those names, its like they're sims generated.

>>215346449 (OP)
Being from New England I could see this happening here, but that area seems like they SHOULD care less.

>>215346449 (OP)
>Shamokin

People still don't realize the "we ain't got time for that!" lady was scripted too.

>>215346449 (OP)
The "Teenager" taking the blame from the obvious culprit, Ray Psycho.

>>215346449 (OP)
Fo me, it's the
>Cold COFFEE

>>215346449 (OP)
>>215347039
https://youtu.be/SYGe0qdTQCs?si=8u3QRg9UDvIxuYdm

>>215347170
>>215347196
I do always hear good things about Buccee's though, they apparently got some bitchin bathrooms.

At least half of the people in that clip are dead from diabetes, overdose or drunk driving accidents.

Maybe Dutch is still alive by pure chance

>>215347196
harrowing

>>215347196
Are these people even real? I feel like humans didn't look like this in the 90s

>>215347062
What about hide yo kids hide yo wife guy?

>>215347262

You can check him out on instagram. he has that small town wigger eminem thing going on but he generally cleaned up his act considerably.

>>215347170
>>215347196
is this the new va location

>>215346449 (OP)
he's still alive as of last week
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/he-became-a-viral-joke-when-a-local-dunkin-closed-he-doesn-t-want-to-be-remembered-for-it/ar-AA1OsKdQ

>>215347218
Iced coffee I guess it’s called

>>215346565
forget where I read this and if it was a believeable source or not but like this anon said (>>215346698), I do recall reading a comment by him or about him saying that this was during a low point in his life, something about drugs, yes.

>>215346449 (OP)
>tfw my tinder date hasn't heard of the demiurge and nervously asks for protection from people around me as I rant and rave to myself at increasing volume

>>215347262
He's doing alright, he's roleplaying as some small town rapper and as a youth mentor after kicking his dope addiction.
https://www.northcentralpa.com/news/dutch-smith-from-viral-sensation-to-youth-mentor/article_cf72f44c-d4df-11ee-ba29-1f7fd3b93b40.html

>>215346826
HEE HEE

>>215347341
Good for him he got sober. Too bad he's trying to be the next white rapper in 2025

>>215346449 (OP)
I don't get it.
It's a slow news day piece.

>>215347260
It sucks. It just a big gas station. The items they sell on either side of the store are duplicated to make it seem bigger. In the middle they sell worlds best grandma tshirts and have le epic beef jerky bar for the redditors

For me, it's Ray Psycho

>>215347624
I think for an actual American, it's just too ordinary to be funny. For foreigners, small towns here are like alien worlds.

>>215347826
My local tv station got in trouble for a segment about a Hitler cat.

>>215346449 (OP)
He just liked hanging out there with Officer Psycho.

>>215347170
>>215347196
>a-a-a-a-americans having a fun time!!!!!
>ayiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>215347170
Amazing cow herding from that cowboy

>>215347170

I hate americans so fucking much, bros. Also, notice how every single one of them is fat and ugly.

>>215348121
I agree but this hillbilly butterface princess can get it though. She's got the right amount of corn syrup deposits both up front and back.

>>215347826
That innocent time when you thought there were a few retards, weirdos, and freaks spread out through all of America.

Now you're pretty sure if not positive at least 4 of your neighbors is basically some type of one of these assholes.

Pour one out for Edna Faust, bros.

>>215347039
I don't understand how anyone could live in Shamokin, I'd be thinking about this constantly

>>215347826
>bottom left corner
It was a different time

>>215347170
>>215348121
>>215348248
I watched this webm like 6 times to see if there was a single attractive, non-dysgenic dude in it and this was the closest I found

>>215346698
so am I, whats you're point

>>215348840
THATS A JEW

>Dutch went and cleaned his whole ACK up
>now a loving father and full-time forklift operator as well as a part-time musician
Good for him, sincerely. RIP to those Shamokin saints who didn't make it to 2025.

>>215346449 (OP)
Love dornits, man

>>215348937
>RIP to those Shamokin saints who didn't make it to 2025.
Tell me Edna Faust made it. Faustbros surely our girl is hanging in there.

>>215349019
She didn't make it, bro. She made her last bargain years ago.

>>215346565
Dude's a lowlife living in an economically depressed small town. Where else would you meet with your assuredly underpaid defense attorney other than the town's cheapest coffee shop?

>>215349157
at a Buccee's

>>215349557
Pennsylvania does not have a Buccee's yet

>>215347196
big titties bro gurl be like

>>215350233
What a dump

>>215347170
>>215347196
this is a truck stop/gas staion right?

>>215347826
I'd almost forgotten about the cotton balls

That's small town USA for you

>>215347826
rolling

Seriously. What the FUCK is wrong with the donits from Turkey Hill?

>>215352420
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_doughnut
this is way better than any dunkinslop or turkeyhillslop

>>215348908
THROW HIM DOWN THE WELL, QUICK

>>215347341
Damn bros were all gonna make it!

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

I ain't dunked any donut in coffee

>>215347490
>informing your potential sexual partner of the soul trap loosh farm on the first date
Shiggy

>>215347219
man that fucking track, unreal

>>215347826
any silky steves and magnum johnsonbros here??

>>215346449 (OP)
Absolutely kino hair.

>>215347826
>hot blonde obsessed with pooping
Sign me up for some of that

>>215347170
I'm reminded of this webm.

>>215350233
Get your shit together Pennsylvania. I live 10 minutes from one. It's very kino.

>>215346854
For me it's Louis Theroux's Dark States - Heroin Town.

>>215347170
why is scott the woz dressed like a cowboy?

>>215348248
Is that the infamous animator and white supremacist Emily Youcis?

>>215347039
I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

>>215348248
Based I love Walmart fatties
T. Aussie Costco enthusiast

>>215348248
She looks retarded literally

>fucking die at 44
>people are still vandalizing the comment section of your online obituary because you were in a meme video
https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/legacyremembers/alba-wehr-obituary?id=39741517

>>215346565
I used to meet with the guy that does my taxes at whataburger

>>215354602
did she really end it all because she couldn't get good donits anymore?

>>215347826
Chase, 19
>family says he's rude
hahaha. I loved pretending to be sick and staying home from school and watching all those trash talk shows in the 90s and early 2000s.

>>215347826
>tfw you'll never be as silky as silky steve

>>215346449 (OP)
>there's a sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VljoJVMyLFE

>>215347170
This is for a gas station btw

>>215354151
Can you lend a nigga a direct download (DDL)?

>>215353689
It's from the Twin Peaks OST

>>215346449 (OP)
Hes the only survivor of this video. RIP

>>215355137
>charmless sequel fails to recapture the appeal of the original
>leans heavily on references to the original
many such cases

>>215347678
Thats Cheif Psycho now
>>215353401
Whats the deal with retards and squinting? Does it actually half the brain power used by your eyesight?

>>215355196
I don't have one, sorry. I get all my stuff via qbittorrent's search plugins.

>>215348794
It's not even that old. This image is from 2012.

>>215347219
the twin peaks theme is perfect

>>215346854
this country is full of small towns with fuck-all to do and nothing but chain food stores and single supermarkets. There is no way to make a living that improves your situation in towns like this, you need to commute far and not everyone is able to get out of that hole

God I wish I lived in small town America.

>>215347219
>Officer Psycho
Unbelievable. Kino.

>>215354602
Well she did kill an old lady by pishing her down the stairs soo maybe she deserved it.

>>215355332
>There is no way to make a living that improves your situation in towns like this
There's trades jobs to be found everywhere.

>>215355353
didn't anons discover she was charged with prostitution at one point too? such a crazy backstory for a minor character like this

>>215355353
>>215355437
I demand proofs.

>>215346798
DA COLD CAWFEE

>>215347170
Cuckies

>>215348248
What's the time code!

>>215346565
Based Dutch was getting his life together.

>>215347368
lel>>215347450

>>215354602
This would actually make me happy if she was my family member

>>215355458
*CODE

I like the one with the Leprechaun who was obviously some short ginger crack head sneaking around.

Can we get an update on Nicki Cries?

>>215347260
>nice bathrooms
And this is how far society has fallen, this is the bar.
I want to write down your post and have someone repeat it to you until you get have vapid you are.

>>215347219
>donits
I'm going insane.
I fucking love Laura's Theme, bros.

Body?

>>215356320
Imagine murdering a woman because she won't fuck you.

>>215352697
Based potato donut enjoyer. The owner of my local coffee shop tried to open a place that served them, and they were delicious. It didn't work out in the long run, unfortunately. I miss them.

>>215347531
We all roleplay as different things in our lives. Only the fools mistake the mask for reality

>>215348756
Seems like a good place to meet women,
Women in big towns are all alpha widowed and have unrealistic expectations for money Becuase of thier turn on the rich Chad bicycle

>>215346449 (OP)
>>215347341
>>215354602
What about the girl who started the fire?

>>215348121

Why are you here? Why not make your own website in your own language and talk about your countries television and media or stars for that matter. Even americas politics becomes your number one talking points... weird hate you have for us faggot

>>215347039
You are pretty funny, you are okay.

>>215356559
They expect her in the wreckage

>>215347260
If you have never traveled or on a greyhound bus, you dont understand the value of bathrooms. Now there needs to be showers as well.

>>215346854
The Sackler family has done unreverseable damage to america

>>215347170
>>215347196
These are the poor and the downtrodden Jesus was talking about btw

>>215346449 (OP)
PSYCHO SAYS

Do Americans really need to eat donits that often

>>215347552
EEOO

>Dutch Smith
>Edna Faust
>Alba Weir
>Nikki Cries
>Ray Psycho

>>215346698
But why Dunkin' Donits?

>>215347170
OH MY GOD, A SHOP

Now I have to rely on myself to go to maybe a Turkey Hill or something where I don't like their donits, I'd rather the donits at Dunkin Donits, and I'm kinda dealin' with it, but I really miss Dunkin Donits.

>>215356320
>>215356405
I am imagining anon, is there another step after this?

>>215347826
>Election HQ
>like....some names....if you say em....pretty fast....sorta sound...a bit...similar...in the sounds....you hear....ish...so that means....something....maybe?
So this is what passes for election coverage on national news huh?

>>215356647
Oh i know the value of bathrooms QUITE well. I'm one of those people that has bad travel bladder/bowels.

>>215353401
OFFICER PSYCHO IS LITERALLY ME
HE KNOWS THE SCORE

>>215356137
Has toughened up, now goes by Nikki Dry

>>215356994
full on fist pumping, stick for his phone to film, roaring in triumph, at entering a large gas station shop

cold cawfee
officer psycho
donits
it has it all

>>215357063
Do your best to look innocent by inserting yourself into the investigation. In your imagination.

>>215355701
She's on the second video >>215347196

>>215347826
>addicted to creating Japanese characters onrine
the horror

>>215347341
>Smith, a forklift operator,

>>215357312
What's their deal? Seem like an insecure bunch.

>>215347170
i can't believe almost everyone there is grossly overweight. maybe about 10% of those people look a healthy weight.

>>215347826
>look up what Gary Spivey is doing
>streamed 24 hour sago on yt

>>215347170
>>215347196

>>215347039
kek

SHAAH-MOE-KIN?
Or Smoking?

>>215357327
Go cry to HR about it twinkletoes

>>215357658
there's a very specific demographic that would consider attending the grand opening of a gas station

>>215357327
Because you have to get a certification to drive a forklift, some of their operators think this makes them some sort of elite group and use it as a personality substitute.

>>215347170
>me at 00.13
I came to nulk

>>215347170
How is there not one normal looking person?

>>215356953
>16WNEP Scranton
it's in the most boring city you could imagine. dunkin is like critical infrastructure there

>>215346449 (OP)
>just watched this vid as european
what the fuck.

do americans in the 00s really act like GTA characters in cutscenes

>>215357327
>>215358436
It's clearly ironic you retards. Like those "born to shit, forced to wipe" skeletons.

>>215347826
choose your fighter

>>215359403
no, its deadly serious

>>215354602
weirdly she was a witness in another fire related (a fire in her apt complex) local news story just a few weeks before her death, she seemed like quite a character, almost wish we had more info on her she seems crazy and weird enough i want to know more about her life story lol

also how did she die? the video from only a few weeks earlier she seemed fine and full of life, my guess would be drugs she seemed to have big cokehead energy

https://www.wnep.com/article/news/local/northumberland-county/building-in-danger-of-collapsing-after-fire-in-shamokin/523-a6428cd8-c3f8-4939-8d78-fe4a5472140f

>>215361546
anyone think she might be the one behind all these fires? what are the chances someones involved in two new stories about fires only a few years apart, then she suddenly died a week and a half after the other fire, did some angry fireman take her out for causing all those fires?

>>215347170
Guy with the WWE belt fanny pack is based beyond belief.

>>215361546
>alba spager
>kristina papa
>shamokin
>northumberland
Come on man. That sounds like spooky Twin Peaks style by way of the japs like Silent Hill and Deadly Premonition

>>215361546
how come some of the internet says her name is Alma Wehr but others say Alba Spager? did she go by two names or something? something seems shady about this lady, i bet the circumstances of her death were something insane, too bad the internet and obits are keeping it all hush hush

>>215361546
>witness at the scene of two separate disasters
too much of a coincidence, where there is shamoken there is fire.

>>215361675
also then her husband died almost exactly a year after her, the curious case of this woman grows! most likely were both druggies and both died of ODs a year apart from each other

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/231559448/james-paul-wehr

>>215354602
>>215361546
>Wehr
>Spager
Did she rope after her husband left her?

>>215361705
>>215361712
I am a dumb, coal-black nigger.

>>215357295
Hey Anon,
Being addicted to 2d women isn't healthy
Get well soon

>>215361546
>interviewed on TV about fire in her building on Dec 14, 2017
>dies suddenly on Dec 30, 2017
these two things had to be related, also she can be seen holding a Dunkin coffee in that interview if you look closely lol i guess the Dunkin finally opened again

>>215355353
couldn't just stop at Faustian, writers had to add a Schopenhauer arc into the mix as well.

>>215357014
this just proves Freedom is defined by the number of things you have around you to consume. This person has effectively been enslaved by having her choices restricted to 1 out of the way option.

>>215355384
In those places, nobody can pay enough money for trades to make a good living. You think people in a town of $20,000 median income can afford a new plumbing system or to even build a new business? It all just stagnates and gets used until it breaks and then nobody fixes it.

>>215348937
>Forklift operator to pay the bills
>Family
>Band playing local venues to fill your passion

That's about as good as it gets for a lot of blue collar dudes in America. Respect.

>>215361695
>where there is shamoken there is fire.
Well played, anon

>>215347170
>>215347196
99% there deserve to be thrown into a giant blender

>>215347039
There it is

>>215353843
american_borders.webm

>>215361568
it was probably that Ray Psycho, there something about him something psycho

>>215347826
They turned the story of the 4th kid in the first row into a book and then a movie you know.

>>215347826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7PFhI3RR_k

>>215347170
Now close the door and call ICE

I'm from the area and it's hard to describe how retarded some of the towns like Shamokin are. Really they're not even that bad compared to some but goddamn some of those fucks are goofy. The whole area is getting spic invaded at a catastrophic rate anyway so it's all going to be the same third world shithole before too long

>>215346449 (OP)
That's what they get for taking EBT.

>>215355137
>Israel cruz

>>215349019
'fraid not my man. Get yourself some dunks in memoriam.

>>215347170
People do go crazy for Buccee’s I stopped there once for gas and decided to go in to check it out and walked out after five seconds, it’s the definition of “I must consume”.

>>215347219
>crescendo climaxes when she starts talking about her internal struggle with switching to a different donut place when she really misses dunkin donuts
absolute kino

>>215346449 (OP)
What’s better: Krispy Kreme or Dunkin?
t. Non-American

>>215365052
Krispy Kreme

>>215362035
fuck yeah
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlTpiGtgWk

>>215346449 (OP)
Isn't this guy's face a basedjack? Or a cob, rather? The one that is cringed so hard it's features are nearly a meaningless smush of lines. It's not the "dry" wojak husk one that /biz/ uses...