Thread 215392531

Freighter Fag Fuckdown Edition

Previously on /trek/: >>215375174

star trek sex with shran

>>215392548
H-hiyai

>>215392560
i'm just a real loser who browses /tv/ all day

Rape with Gangs

>>215392548
fucking tuvix,
always shitting up the thread

Hello Major Kira
Welcome to the Groumall

>>215392585
Still assembling. I did manage to backup my /trek/ meme folder at least.

star trek pon farr with dr selar

You guys might mock but freighters are an important part of the federation without freighters where would we be? well still on earth heh just a little freighter humor to get you in the mood.

>>215392622
have fun, finished my new one over the weekend, had a family thing sunday so all saturday I assembled and then set up all the software to install/update sunday, when I got back home it was done absolutely beautiful

>>215392659
which freighter is your favorite?

>>215392724
I've already said, many times >>215392427 can't beat the classics, I've lost 90% of my files like OP I recently upgraded my pc and I was stupid and lost a ton of stuff so I'm rebuilding my meme folder

>>215392826
the front is reminiscent of a cowcatcher on a steam train. very appropriate.

>>215392826
PC rebuild anon here. I was actually able to go back and get a lot of my old meme folder by looking up old /trek/'s in the archive. I found some gems that people stopped posting a long time ago until I started posting them again.

>>215392601
Human rights for Exocomps weren't definitely established. They just said they would look into it. And the hearing about Data was about a narrower question as to his legal status: Whether he had the right to refuse transfer orders with the goal of disassembling him. The question of full human rights was out of the scope of this hearing.

>>215392917
yea I'm doing the same but its slow work

>>215392894
the old designers actually knew what they were doing, as roddenberry said of some meddling exec
>he wouldn't know a deflector dish from a shield array
If you don't even get the basics you have no business designing star trek anything

Someone make an FPS (Federation Parcel Service) badge and slap it on his shoulder/ball cap/whatever already.

>>215393194
>not Fed(eration)Ex

>>215392548
You're persistent, I'll grant you that.

>>215392611
THE NACELLES ARE ALL WRONG

Look, I'm just a guy with a tricorder.

>>215393479
bit of pedigree there m8
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/John_Eaves

>>215393451
Whatever dude. Just do it.

What are Jeri Ryan's best episodes?

And when it’s good? What will you do then complainers? #Enterprise4Lyfe

>>215393918
>What are Jeri Ryan's best episodes?
Body and Soul, because it shows she actually can act and does a mean picardo impression

>>215394028
Plenty of material there

>>215394069
i would not accept any kind of Archer show that just completely glazes him and doesn't acknowledge what a blundering retard he often was

>>215393984
That's the face of a man who's been waiting for the leap home for too long.

>>215394028
>Chicago typeface
>PC display

>>215394111
wtf does glazing mean? some zoomer term I assume?

>>215394111
You see I agree with you, but the show would need to have a competent writer to fully capture the nuance of archer being the first captain and a blundering nepo figure head. We’re not gonna get that, bud I’d happily take an archer sequel show over another version of “Star Trek: Minorities and Gays can do no wrong”

>>215394157
I believe it refers to the licking of human male genitalia.

>>215394157
synonymous with dickriding. it's praising someone unduly or to a cringe degree.

>>215394252
why don't you just say that then?

>>215394278
cuz i like the term glazing. it has the derogatory connotation that reflects what I meant.

>>215394157
I always took it to mean cumming all over.

>>215394314
also right

>>215394306
or you could just say what you mean, dickriding works just fine, "glazing" sounds like some pussy shit said by zoomers who get offended by everything

the charts, quick!

>>215394372
or i could just say whatever the fuck i want and not care if you get triggered

>>215394385
>>215394372
Yinz guys have to fight in hand to hand combat now.

>>215394478
What kind of zoomer shit is "Yinz?" Use "Y'all" like a real person.

>>215394372
Get a life you pissbaby. Don't you ever get embarrassed of how particular and narcissistic you are?

>>215394385
>>215394517
Both of you. My office.
Now.

>>215394517
>>215394478
>pissbaby
>yinz
lmao you really are a zoomer aren't you? holy shit you stupid cringy faggot

>>215394536
OooooooooOOOh! They're in trouble!

>>215394558
>you're only talking to one person

>>215394558
six seven

>>215394157
I thought is had something to do with that one music video that goes like
>Glazing in the sun!
>People having fun!
>In the summer tyiiime!
The the video is flappy pussies being used as the mouth of puppets
I haven't seen that video in years. I think I saw it on /f/

>>215394634
>>215394662
I don't care who I'm talking to you cringy zoomer

my age starts with a 3 i just think glaze is a really good term and i like using it. everything new isn't bad, you know. except if it's calling itself trek.

>>215394716
>complains about current slang
>uses it

>>215394781
no I didn't you pathetic zoomer faggot

>>215394675
Nvm found it
>https://youtu.be/ihX6_MAEQeE
My problem was I should have been searching for 'glazin"

>>215394744
it doesn't mean anything and you are only using it to try and get a reaction

>>215394824
>cringy
>zoomer
Dude I'm nearly 40 and that's not old slang. I'm sure a no-life like you who sits in these threads daily to defend your opinions like they're facts knows that. Maybe if you didn't overreact like a widdle baby bitch to literally anything it wouldn't be so obvious what kind of loser you are.

>>215394744
I'm 33 and I use zoomspeak and alphaspeak all the time. You can't gatekeep slang. If I see a new phrase I like, it's going into daily use.

>>215394982
>nearyl 40
lol I'm older then you, you stupid faggot, now take your shitty zoomer reddit shit and fuck off

>>215394996
this.

>>215395063
i don't think you're older "then" anyone. i think you're a 14 year old roleplaying on 4chan.

>>215395063
>a bloo bloo bloo I'm old my opinions hold more weight
I'd tell you to fuck yourself, but I'd hardly tell grandma how to suck eggs.

I sense great anger.

>>215395143
Could all that great anger be coming from these feelings about your mother?

>>215394996
that picture is antiseptic

>>215395110
>>215395139
I'll repeat this only once, take your stupid zoomer "slang" and fuck off, no more (you)s

>>215395189
Your gay Dad's sperm is antiseptic.

>>215395201
Sure thing I highly doubt you could leave anything you disagree with alone. It would be admirable if you weren't so painfully stupid. But worry not my chromie homie, a juice box and fruit snacks should calm you down and correct that blood sugar.

I think it's more surprising that everyone in here is around the same age and it's probably much younger than various other boards at this point of the life of this site.

>>215395229
that's why it cleaned out your dad's asshole so well

>>215395259
No, /a/ is full of underage ESLs its so bad.

>>215395259
You have to be in the 30-40 range to appreciate Star Trek to the fullest.

>>215394996
I guess I have always been partial to, "Your momma sucks nigger dicks."

>>215395391
this

>>215395259
Does it matter though? This thread is for faggots to be glazin' on each other fr

6 7

everybody calm down

>>215395496
based

Kurzon Dax?

I'm on season 4 of ds9 and I swear can we go 5 episodes without engineering talking about bad ODN relays? At this point It's a bingo card item like season 1 using gold pressed to describe latinum when the Ferengi talk about it.

>>215395840
What about the conduits?

>>215395840
im following the watchalong which is like the middle of season 3 and I noticed a lot of ODN talk in the past few episodes lol

>>215395888
It needs filled out but yeah conduits are on their too.

>>215395889
It becomes one of their buttons I swear. Doesn't matter what ship they're on the ODN relays or >>215395888 conduits are damaged. Or how Sisko has a bitchy pause before he gets his final word.

>>215395478
Is that a talking vagina?

>>215396226
Talk, pffft. Brother, it sings.

>>215396250
What genre?

I'm comfycozing with DS9 right now and it feels good.

>>215396277
Queef and Boof. It's a more salty and meaty version of Beach Bebop

>>215396277
Mongolian throat singing. It's eerily beautiful.

>>215396277
Klingon opera

>>215395139
>I'd hardly tell grandma how to suck eggs.

Loving, procreative sex with androids

>>215396747
Illogical

>>215392931
It's not a scale of legal standing, it's a joke image referencing earlier discussions, which is why the crystalline entity being so low is humorous, as though it wasn't established to be free to kill by Starfleet, the woman that lost her son on the colony still killed it in an act of vengeance that Data explained would have greatly disappointed her son, were he still alive.

Who here is excited and absolutely fucking STOKED for Star Fleet Academy!? They are finally giving us something different!

Does Enterprise get better after season 1 or can I stop watching?

>>215397186
what don't you like about it?

>>215397093
Snark aside, I'm glad Paul Giamatti finally plays a Klingon (albeit half). I saw some late night show a decade ago where he said it was his dream.
Shan't be watching, because Saved By The Bell and GenV exist, but glad one man gets his dream.

>>215392652
you are not me please do not do this

The closest we'll get to mirror universe Data.

>>215397474
Am I a joke to you?

Why is the main kino screen on Enterprise in 4:3?

>>215397533
i dunno same reason they had like normal ass flat screen pc monitors for their control panels and stuff?

>>215394111
I don't want yet another depressing show that deconstructs and shits on our past heroes and makes them out to be evil, fuck off.

>>215397638
maybe stop looking up to evil people as heroes then, hmmm?

>>215397638
ok wait let me rephrase that a bit:
i would not accept any kind of Archer show at all because I think he sucks and I don't respect him and I was WELL past sick of him by the time Enterprise was over anyway

Damn skippy.

>>215396835
Seeing that thumbnail I thought it was Steve Harvey hosting Live at the Apollo.

>>215397474
Shouldn't he be on the roof of Nakatomi Tower threatening John McLane?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Husnock... but don't bother to open the door.

>>215397311
source?

just a couple threads ago someone said he was romulan. he doesn't look like either, and we already have an example of what a half romulan/klingon hybrid looks like

>>215397816
In Trek news shill posted some article they said he was half Klingon half tellarite (!). Not going to give him any credit, search the archives if you're a masochist.

>>215397474
Mirror universe Data and Lore probably have their personalities switched. So MData would be murderous yet full of charisma. While MLore would be a stoic autist who would do anything for his friends.

>>215394996
The problem with zoomer and alpha slang is that ESLs pick up on it and spam it to the point that anyone using this slang sounds like an ESL.

>>215397186
Season one is the best season. It's the only star trek where the flaws are good.
There is no Federation, there is only adventure

>someone a few threads ago was wondering why Picard would leave him to die
>as if foreign agents on the fucking FLAGSHIP of the Federation didn't take precedence
Even if he didn't know about the bomb ot whatever, there are any number of incredibly bad scenarios that could result from them having it in their possession, like firing torpedoes at cities of a nation they're at war with, or hacking Starfleet captain auth and access codes, or even just using it to pirate. It was beyond critical for Picard to engage the rest of the invaders, rather than drag an unconscious body around with him everywhere.

>>215398263
Counterpoint: Mirror universe is very against failures, be their character, gene, or otherwise, so it's likely that whichever one came out a fucked psychopath got their positrons flashed and reprinted until it stopped being a fuckup.

>>215397717
How does this work?
He plays a doctor that plays the actor?

New PC is set up and ready to fuck. Downloading my meme folders as we speak, captain.

O'Brien finally earns a name! (Unnatural Selection)

>>215398618
I almost got a into a fight with an Irish man once. I told him he looked exactly like O'Brien and truly meant it as a nerdy compliment. They guy went mental.

>>215398420
>today is a good day to die

>>215398716
holy shit

>>215398420
Was this the episode where Picard pulls a Die Hard? Love that one.

>>215398681
It's in the blood.

>>215398743
if it didnt start off as MLP it would be one of the best eps

>>215398716
What is the klingon equivalent of watermelon?

>>215398821
heart of targ

Meme folder test

>>215398716
>I live to serve

>>215398681
You shouldn't call him O'Brien. That will make him mad. You should Colm Meaney instead. It will make him happy.

>>215399222
checked and double axe handled

>>215399222
>>215399390

>>215398420
Fuck that nigger. I hope he never works again.

>>215399035
Do klingots not have any fruits?
That explains why they are so mad all the time

They got all them teeth and no fiber

Good morning my dear Major Kira

>>215398618
Way to go Colm Meany. Working your way up from reoccurring background character to main cast of the spinoff.

>>215399585
It's because he got a couple of big roles randomly in the early 90s that really raised his profile. He was the innkeeper that held the fights in Far and Away, had a ton of screen time with Tom Cruise and left a good impression with his acting.

>>215399449
I love the old Trek fight scenes. They're weirdly entertaining,

>>215399454
What did he do that peeved you so bad? I don't keep up with any news, so I'm genuinely asking.

>>215399745
he is a genetic freak and he's not normal

this image resonates with me

>>215399585
I'm a 6

I think this is the version I'm going with
https://vocaroo.com/19weP1Ns4NI7

>>215400453
Team Dukat's rockin'

oh
she cute

>>215399502
We've got to stop meeting like this

>>215400943
i can't believe the song is tempting me to rewatch that terrible episode

The GREAT /trek/ DS9 Watchalong is continuing in 30 minutes.

the episode is The Die is Cast. I really like this one

>>215392598
liquid poo monster beat me to death :(

>>215397533
Remember, this was earth before they started mooching money off federation members, so the recreational budget was low.

>>215401220
Kino sode tonight

>>215401591
This legitimately gets funnier every time

>>215401092
On balance I like the songs more than the episodes. Alaimo is an amazing actor but some of them were slogs

>>215401761
the songs embrace and convey the absurdity of what we were supposedly meant to take seriously by the writers when they utterly shit over his arc. they're perfect.

The songs are soulless slop that sully Alaimo's good name

>>215401784
I used to run a nightclub in the before times and I pattern everything about Dukat after a few DJs and promoters that compensated for their below average looks with above average amounts of cocaine and swagger, like the random karate chops and hi-ya's in Loose Ends is someone who has owed me money for 20+ years and will never pay it back

>it's a Kira human-interest episode
>haha see guys she's definitely not an utterly cynical callous mass-murderer

>>215401855
well I love your portrayal of him through these songs. it just works.

i still don't think I'm crazy for reading their relationship as gay mentor and groomed protege thing. that would have been way more interesting than father and son.

>>215401919
modern media has rotted your brain
two men being friendly =/= sexual

>>215401994
they weren't just "being friendly" they clearly have some type of intimate relationship

>>215401994
>>215402037
>Cardassian neck ridges were sensitive to touch and massaging them stimulated pleasure. (DS9: "Profit and Loss")

Odo :(

>>215402339
a man denied his 7 hour goo session

>>215402383
>>215402339
It’s such a good episode, his cry for home was heart wrenching. And garak looking so ashamed was a solid capper on it. God damn was ds9 kino, what was the TNG episode? I put the channel on at the bar but leave before the tos episode ends so I don’t spend to much but just got home to watch this

>>215402437
yeah I remember when I was watching DS9 for the first time, that was the first scene to actually make me really feel a type of way. Odo and Garak, 2 great characters and great actors

alright guys, watching TNG S3E19; "Captain's Holiday"

wish me luck

>>215402484
The dude who played Tain was in comedy bang bang, it’s crazy to think he’s still working

>>215402752
i feel like they should have cast someone less fat and more able to be, like, sinister and charismatic? I dunno. it's not like a bad actor he's just kind of underwhelming for who he's supposed to be or something

>>215402798
he's essentially a retired mafia boss

>>215402798
They just didn’t give the character enough time to grow, I think the dude did a fine job of being a sinister retired spy. It’s not a job for the elderly and the fact that he got fat and happy is a solid attribute to his success as one, it’s not like garak is the perfect example of fitness.

Though it looks like we got an episode about janeways masterbation holoprograms now

>>215401919
Garak was originally coded as omni-sexual but it didn't fly after ep 1 so it got cut out.

>>215402831
yeah arent they supposed to have an air of swagger and gravitas? Tain is just a grandpa he doesn't have the vibe imo. but I dunno if they knew how they'd be using him again when they first cast him

>>215395840
they don’t have the proper self-sealing stem bolts

>>215402893
why would you just get on the internet to tell lies? utter Tellarite behavior.

>>215402951
Me lie? Never.

Anons, she’s about to say the thing

>>215403012
those are also all lies lol

>>215401919
>>215402893
>>215402897
the entire cardassian social structure is just a thinly veiled take on the british upper classes written by someone who read a lot of John le Carre and who never set a single foot or eye on grass. Which is fine as far as it goes and why we got a lot of kino.

I just want heckin read my book in peace!!

Ok gents I'm off to watch STD season 4
Wish me luck

SHE DID IT ANONS, SHE DELETED THE WIFE

>>215402897
>yeah arent they supposed to have an air of swagger and gravitas?
the typical arrogant ones do, but tain is far from typical, and the story would have us believe he's as good as garak says he is

I think janeway just came bros

>>215403271
Tain got the romulans and cardassians ri work together, even with the founders helping sabotage the plan that does show legitimate skill. I think it’s just a lack of using the character more, his opening episode did establish him with the swagger you want

>>215403492
no the Founders weren't helping sabotage it they were helping facilitate it. it was Tain's idea originally though.

>>215403522
It’s still a mark on his success as a facilitator of intelligence

In also say that no one wants to talk about this episode of voyager where the captain makes a masterbation hologram and doesn’t know how to work it out with the crew knowing

>>215403640
idk about you anon but I talk about deleting the wife all the time

>>215403640
I lol when the doctor persuades Janeway into being a hologooner.

>>215403669
It’s a good meme, a damn good meme

>>215403689
The whole episode is about us accepting female gooning, we can all self insert as the fat old man Seven chose

I’d watch the whole block every night if it just started an hour earlier

This is almost hypnotically impressive yet horrifying:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beI_Ghv5_WQ
It's like a timeline where the fact we never see the toilets means they don't exist, the entire crew is perpetually holding it in...

>"this isn't ai-generated slop"
>almost exclusively uses ai to build everything in it
into the trash it goes

>>215403725
stream the ent ep the next day before the block starts

watching ds9 i think it was a bad influence especially for autistic people back in the 90s
there are a lot of characters with some kind of moral ambiguity, it happens far too often that someone wants to kill someone and moments later they are best buddies

>>215403992
It’s not the same anon, am I supposed to just put the VA and big pharma ads in on my own?

>>215403689
The ENT episode after it has Phlox trying to get Tucker to hook up with one of his wives too.

>>215404156
open a tab with youtube and search for shriners commercials

>>215404206
maybe in a private window, I shudder to think what your recommendations would look like afterward

>>215404153
>it happens far too often that someone wants to kill someone and moments later they are best buddies
never married I see

>>215404244
you shouldnt use yt logged in at all unless you need to. protip: duckduckgo sucks but their video search page is great and will play vids through their site rather than connecting to yt so you can avoid a direct connection that way too

>>215404244
i actually did that when I was making the parody ads. what I noticed is not that my recs changed but I started getting more St. Jude ads on my tv streaming apps

I wish TNG didn't wipe the slate clean every week. There are often times where it's crazy the way they do not believe a coworker/friend they've worked next to every day for 7 years.

>>215404585
tbf weird shit only happens like twice a month on the enterprise, the rest of the time it's boring
if one of your coworkers was wigging out, you'd assume it was one of the normal 28 days a month

>>215404200
The actress who played his wife did a really good job mimicking Billingsley's mannerisms and speaking cadence.

>>215404749
I noticed that too. Shame they couldn't find a good excuse to bring her back.

>>215405785
does she show up in any of the books?

>>215405896
i looked it up and cant find anything, she's a one-off. sad, she's so very sexy.