Thread 215393139

Why were boomer commercials so cringe? Did this actually work on them?

>>215393139 (OP)
Raj is sexually frustrated. I’d be seething too.

Who did it better?

>>215393139 (OP)
>hot piece of ass
>*cringe*
testosterone levels at 1% and dropping

>>215393139 (OP)
>>215393157
>>215393160
>>215393166


it was a different time


boomers brains arent fried by constant extreme pornographic content

they arent used to being able to see some 10/10 girl taking a dump on another in latex with a few clicks of a button

they actually had to wait all day to see a flash of thigh

it was a better time

>>215393139 (OP)
im counting pixels here

>>215393139 (OP)
You brought it up again, so it worked on you as well.

>>215393139 (OP)
The commercial itself is a satire or parody of these weird oversexualized commercials. The problem is that like clockwork the sex that they're making fun of totally worked

>>215393139 (OP)
https://www.brighteon.com/e58ef418-f0a2-4d87-8078-cbbfc6ac2313

>>215393184
Don't act like there aren't boomers that have had their brains fried by porn and turned into sissy trannies either though

>I'm immune to advertising
t. guy who is susceptible to advertising

>>215393139 (OP)
we should be woke and intellectualize life to the point of extinction instead? colleges unironically need to start getting shut down

>>215393157
fpbp

An American Burger in Paris
Hotel steward took over for the chef who was fucking the cleaner to clean her to keep the kitchen fresh. Magic into the plant meat to make it feel alive with flavour not associated with the horror that was saved from happening. Just the good of advancement. The taste of what was wrong was good. Now it is good.

Taking out the burgers kids pull at his pants. Ok. They get it all. And he goes back into the kitchen to make some more.

This time better, just in case the cute are still hungry after eating everything.

>>215393139 (OP)
You are a doofus if you didn't like that.

Zeahre ze burgare ala oxen free
Kodak moment
Victry sign with kids. Not hungry, their parents can have aome. Getting ze best. Their children helped by demanding more bybtheir cuteness so weren't dosaapointment. And the higher standards of the adults were met.

>>215393139 (OP)
>I like tits and burgers
>wtf they like tits and burgers too?! they must cater to me!
All there is to it.

>>215393139 (OP)
>being sexy is bad
Nah

>>215393184
I knew several boomers that had boxes of porn in their garden sheds. Sure, it wasn't one click away, but they could come home from work, tell the wife they were going to go fix her spice rack, and then jack off to magazines filled with barely legal teens getting airtight DP'd. Then when the wife went to her sister's for the weekend, they'd watch German scat videos all weekend.
This idea that poor was hard to come by before the internet is a myth. By the 70s, it was pretty commonplace

These commercials were kind of embarrassing when you were a kid because you didn't want to see them when your mom or something was in the room.

>>215393528
In the 50s yes porn was hard to find and mostly illegal but by the 80s absolutely not.

>>215393139 (OP)
Commercials used to be about getting your attention, people typically nodded off during the breaks, they were always the same length, it gave you the opportunity to take the dish to the sink, go to the bathroom, read a brief newspaper or magazine article. But if you had some C List celeb in a bikini or some sexy chicanas playing some sexy gringos in a beach volleyball match judged by some chads with some awful ASMR to go along with it you're gonna get people's heads to the TV just in time to say "the Tex-Mex Six Dollar Burger, only at Carls Jr"
Same thing with those informercial guys, if you have some cracked out lunatic showing you a random device you're more likely to buy it than if it's just a quiet description and a few displays, that you can just rinse your dish and get back to the couch.

>>215393528
That is still a thousand times more healthy for your brain than all the obscene shit we have today on the internet for free

Especially if you use your imagination while jerking off to a magazine lmao

>>215393219
It satirized sexualized advertising that was virtually everywhere during the 2000s. it was a constant porno you have no idea

>>215393139 (OP)
Run this through an AI up-scaler and see the abomination it creates.

>>215393528
>>215393568
Club and velvet didn't become in vogue till the 90s.

Lads, see when you say boomer now, are you referring to actual baby-boomers, some of whom are approaching 80, or do you just mean anybody over 30? It's very confusing.

>>215393629
Yeah that's what I said....

>>215393629
And it was abnormal to be a virgin, now they censor the word sex and kids think it's okay to be a virgin into their 20s

>>215393627
The only difference these days is the ease of access. Well, unless you knew a kid whose dad was a filthy pervert, and then you'd get to watch grainy VHS tapes of a 16 year old girl fucking her doberman or passing out from the pain of having a giant dildo shoved in her ass for the first time. You'd be surprised at the amount of dogpilled women and horsecock that could be found back then. Gangbang porn? Probably not on the level of Bonnie Blue, but I saw "Blacked" DP gangbang vids before Blacked even existed. The obscene shit we have today was around back then, but the only difference is that it was slightly less common and it's being accessed via a few clicks instead of going to your friends house while his parents are at work.

>>215393945
Loved gangbang porn when I was 16. Naomi Russell's prime

>>215393139 (OP)
>another zoomer prude complains about hot women
You're gay lil bro

>>215393184
>boomers brains arent fried by constant extreme pornographic content
You fucking wat? Every small town boomer I know has an inner circle where they were sharing porn, tame or extreme, and on fucking Razr phones in the 2000s and their Blackberries after that.

>>215393139 (OP)
Yeah, we were straight back in the day, fruitcake.

>>215393139 (OP)
Yes. Boomers love three things above all else:

1. Fake blondes with big tits
2. Heart-disease causing levels of red meat consumption
3. Israel

>>215393139 (OP)
>is that... an attractive white woman consuming a product?
>AAAHHH WHERE ARE THE INTERRACIAL COUPLES SAVE ME GLOBOHOBOMAN!

The Britney spears Pepsi commercial complete dominated the xtina commercial.

>>215393139 (OP)
It worked for me when i was 15 and cooming to paris hiltons sex tape

>>215393139 (OP)
>>215393160
Don't shame them, a lady's gotta eat

>>215393139 (OP)
why are you an asexual little dweeb?

>>215393139 (OP)
Boomers are some of the dumbest and most entitled generations thay has ever existed on earth

>>215395261
>didn't coom to the tila tequila sex tape

you missed out lil bro

>>215395625
As a 15 year old in the age of internwt before paywalls you bet your ass i saw the tila tequila tape. Every teenager coomed to tila tequila.

>>215395710
just making sure its not like the tila one was amazing but the paris sex tape was really fucking weak i watched it once and deleted it

>>215395751
I coomed to the thought of seeing hiltons nipples in that night vision cam kek

Peak America

>>215395893
Holy based

>>215393224
Yes you could find a few examples in the past, now it's so commonplace it's the main platform of a leading American political party

It's funny how boomers get blamed for Gen-X slop

>>215393139 (OP)
I'm betting the bud light tranny did it for you.

>>215396504
Our parents deserve it.
t. Gen-x

>>215393139 (OP)
The commercials were good, but the women were disgustingly sticcy.

>>215393139 (OP)
Ad people who were 30s-40s in 2005 would be born in 60-70s, more likely GenX. This was a heavy push for an heiress trying to be a celeb for nepo status. Always knew it was the canary in the coalmine -- that 1% about to fuk every1 in the azz for the things to come.

Thoughts on this quote
>boomers have all the life experience but absolutely no wisdom.

>>215393139 (OP)
>commercial over a decade old
>still collects (you)s
yeah it worked

>>215396978
Sorry Tyrone nobody liked tattooed cows back then

>>215397657
It means they learned nothing from their life experience.

>>215398651
Do you think its true though? When i try get advice off my parents it is frustrating because they can only offer platitudes. They dont have anything meaningful to say

>>215397725
this is what normies don't understand
it's the point of a commercial