What was his endgame?
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md5: 540345b9... 🔍
>C’MON BELLATRIX PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL NOSELESS FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! COME HERE LITTLE DELPHI! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA >Dabba?...
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
* Snaps his wand in anger*
>MERLIN'S PANTS!! THIS BABY HAS A NOSE! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS NORMAL BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH LORD VOLDEMORT!!!
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE LITTLE HANGLETON GRAVEYARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING BABY WITH A NOSE OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO MY BABY!!! AND SHE HAS DARK HAIR TOO!!! IF SHE WAS BLONDE, I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS LUCIUS' BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A DARK-HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY SLYTHERIN FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT SALAZAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
>GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING WAND!!!
>YABBADA KEDAVRA DOO!!!
>C’MON! COME HERE LITTLE DELPHI! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA >Dabba?...
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
* Snaps his wand in anger*
>MERLIN'S PANTS!! THIS BABY HAS A NOSE! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS NORMAL BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH LORD VOLDEMORT!!!
>HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE LITTLE HANGLETON GRAVEYARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING BABY WITH A NOSE OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO MY BABY!!! AND SHE HAS DARK HAIR TOO!!! IF SHE WAS BLONDE, I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS LUCIUS' BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A DARK-HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY SLYTHERIN FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT SALAZAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
>GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING WAND!!!
>YABBADA KEDAVRA DOO!!!