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Other Anon No.215405072 >>215405097 >>215405145 >>215405165 >>215405443 >>215405460 >>215405489 >>215405599 >>215407911 >>215407928 >>215407934 >>215407966 >>215408183 >>215408214 >>215408302 >>215408406 >>215409301 >>215409317 >>215409566 >>215411362 >>215411782
>Cooze
Anonymous No.215405091 >>215405135 >>215405172
I've heard cooze, but never to refer to oneself or their parts. Using it in this context is really weird.
Anonymous No.215405092 >>215408854 >>215410087 >>215411338
dont call me that
Anonymous No.215405097
>>215405072 (OP)
>bitch thinks she's got a magic pussy
Many such cases.
Anonymous No.215405135 >>215405198
>>215405091
Her vulgarity is the sexyness.
Anonymous No.215405145 >>215405223
>>215405072 (OP)
Is black dicking so good?
Anonymous No.215405165
>>215405072 (OP)
I have only heard the guy in the walking dead bar use that term and elyse Williams from funhaus. It was hot when elyse said it.
Anonymous No.215405172 >>215405271 >>215405279
>>215405091
it's like if a woman referred to her vagina as a "cunt"
Anonymous No.215405198
>>215405135
And the vulgarity is like a woman dropping all of her shields and barriers. None of that
>I don't know what to eat. You decide.
Indecisiveness. It's a woman making a hard decision to be as brutally transparent as she possibly can. At that point she's talking in our language. And that's what excites men. A woman who doesn't "play games" with her words and simply states what she means in a way that you can easily follow and either agree with, correct or disagree with.
Anonymous No.215405223 >>215405438
>>215405145
Ask your mother
Anonymous No.215405263 >>215405292 >>215405897
Why is this film so obsessed with eating pussy?
Anonymous No.215405271
>>215405172
British!
Anonymous No.215405279 >>215405317
>>215405172
Yeah, basically, which I guess in some real dirty talk it'd make sense but this is a regular conversation.
Anonymous No.215405292
>>215405263
Get the female audience aroused. The male audience got the Irish jig and song.
Anonymous No.215405317 >>215405330
>>215405279
That makes it hotter, how cavalier she is towards her feminine sex.
Anonymous No.215405330 >>215405338
>>215405317
whatmakes it hot for me is she is married to a white boy and fucks the big black buck
Anonymous No.215405337 >>215405352 >>215405418 >>215405489 >>215406470 >>215408212
Anonymous No.215405338
>>215405330
She is mulatto.
Anonymous No.215405352 >>215405466
>>215405337
Nice but the accepting spit was too much for me.
Other Anon No.215405418
>>215405337
That's a cute hat
Anonymous No.215405438
>>215405223
Bro you fucking ether'd him
Anonymous No.215405443
>>215405072 (OP)
>movie made by niggers for niggers
Anonymous No.215405460
>>215405072 (OP)
People back then didn't use expressions like "fucked me so hard". Shit tryhard movie.
Anonymous No.215405466 >>215405482
>>215405352
Wonder why we don't have a Hailee spitting GIF yet? I think that's hot, girls spitting I mean.
Anonymous No.215405467
Why was the shot of the vampire jumping into frame so iconic?
Anonymous No.215405482
>>215405466
Spitting on my cock or into another girls mouth, yes. Into my mouth?! No way.
Anonymous No.215405489 >>215405511
>>215405337
>>215405072 (OP)
I'm so goddamned horny and lonely

Ah well, back to the fap mines.
Anonymous No.215405504 >>215405535
Cooze is the kind of word they’d use in the 20’s
Anonymous No.215405511
>>215405489
Humanoid robots are coming. Hold strong.
Anonymous No.215405535
>>215405504
I use that word now.
>stick piece - a hot girl
>slam pig - a hot fat girl
>coose - an ugly fat girl
Anonymous No.215405599 >>215408884 >>215409493
>>215405072 (OP)
Imagine being a rich gigachad football player and your wife does this on-screen for money...
Anonymous No.215405661
OFF TO REAP THE CORN
Anonymous No.215405897
>>215405263
Nigger movie
Anonymous No.215406470
>>215405337
That panty line does not match the underwear of that era.
Anonymous No.215407434
Why are some of them such horny pervs
Anonymous No.215407570
I pay attention and keep an eye our for Hailee Steinfield BBC deepfakes because of this movie. I never knew she was mixed
Anonymous No.215407911
>>215405072 (OP)
Man, I just really want to shove my dick into her mouth
Anonymous No.215407928
>>215405072 (OP)
What her cousin have to do with her sex life?
Anonymous No.215407934 >>215408191
>>215405072 (OP)
Great flick just wish we got some insight into which sex acts the characters preferred
Anonymous No.215407966
>>215405072 (OP)
>from True Grit to this
I know it made a lot of money and it was fine for what it was, but talk about peaking early
Anonymous No.215408116
Self-aggrandising fan service for black people but yes good movie.
Anonymous No.215408183
>>215405072 (OP)
would this movie have been better if it could figure out what it wanted to be? almost forgot it was about vampires for a minute and when they do show up its kinda lame and then the movie is over (except the river dancing)

Oh yeah and the KKK just show up at the end, here i was thinking it wasn't going to be a kill whitey movie.
Anonymous No.215408191
>>215407934
Her character liked to ride missionary. Classic and traditional.
Anonymous No.215408212 >>215408553
>>215405337
That's unironically too much ass
Anonymous No.215408214
>>215405072 (OP)
This movie had some interesting music videos but as a movie it was fucking retarded
Anonymous No.215408302 >>215408516
>>215405072 (OP)
Is this the little girl from the movie true grit?
Anonymous No.215408406
>>215405072 (OP)
>you stuck your tongue in my cooze
>guy is black
>blacks are notorious non cooze tongue stickers
We can only suspend belief so much! What were the fat catlady writers thinking?
Anonymous No.215408516
>>215408302
Yes. I feel bad for Josh Allen but also have no respect for the guy for accepting his cuck fate.
Anonymous No.215408538
eating pussy is gay
Anonymous No.215408553
>>215408212
Post hands and shoulder width
Anonymous No.215408586
This movie had the most Disney hard r’s. I don’t know how Tarantino does it.
Anonymous No.215408854
>>215405092
Lol spbp
Anonymous No.215408874
>Steinfeld's father is Jewish
Ah makes sense why she plays a coalburner and cucks her husband on the big screen.
Anonymous No.215408884
>>215405599
Serves him right for marrying a jew.
Anonymous No.215409301
>>215405072 (OP)
But Hailee is an anal queen
Anonymous No.215409317 >>215409511
>>215405072 (OP)
Glad to see our powerful black kings are elevating cinema and at the forefront of fun and creatively inspired entertainment,
Anonymous No.215409493 >>215409673
>>215405599
She was spending nearly 24/7 with Michael B Jordan when she should have been planning her wedding. Social media was on fire talking about their relationship and the expectation was she would dump Josh for Michael (her behavior in public suggest she almost did). Black men on social media gloated how fucking a white woman the pinnacle especially a fine one like Hailee. Hailee for her part would get nervous, stammer and blush if asked about Josh when she was caught out with Michael.
Anonymous No.215409511
>>215409317
Major points for Michael fucking her while she was engaged to Josh Allen.
Anonymous No.215409566
>>215405072 (OP)
The only good scenes in this movie all included the irish vamp guy. Funny how whites are even better at being black then blacks.
Anonymous No.215409673 >>215409832
>>215409493
Whoa really? All I remember of Hailee is that everyone was drunking her Spiderverse co-star because he was essentially being a giant weeb by dropping hints that he was crushing on her. That's it. Never knew it was being used as a falseflag to hide Jordan and her having illicit chemistry.

I mean seriously I wouldn't want my wife "acting" for a living. I haven't been able to stop entertaining the idea of jacking off to Hailee ever since her sex scene in this movie personally. i would absolutely hate for my wife to reduce another man or a woman to this state.
Anonymous No.215409832 >>215409967
>>215409673
>drunking her Spiderverse co-star because he was essentially being a giant weeb
In his case he was and got called out on his obvious shit.
Here's the thing. Hailee didn't need to take this role but she did. The social media firestorm was because the onscreen sexual chemistry. It was the black comment cheering Michael on and calling out the obvious. Hailee of course has to do media events but she (they) leaned into this and did nothing to quell the rumors. One tactic used is to ignore rumor, which she did. However, she spent an inordinate amount of time with Michael day and night. When asked about Michael she gave a canned response how great he is and learned so much and how dear a friendship they now have. When asked about her fiancee (no one never used his name) almost word for word she gave the same canned response BUT nervous and blushing with Michael hovering in the background.
Even IF there is no there there why would a soon to be married woman intimate in public there may be an intimate relationship with the guy that hired her and her sexual costar. And blush when she is asked about her fiancee when this man is with her suggesting one or both men may be bothered.
Anonymous No.215409967 >>215409999
>>215409832
Weebs need a check that we all get when we're younger. I just feel for the guy because he was older when he got his bubble burst by reality. That just because you like someone doesn't mean you're able to sway them into liking you back just because you drop hints during interviews and is relying on social media to make it happen. He also didn't remove a video or make any comment when that cute chick from Spider-Man Homecoming was implied to have been romantically linked to him simply because they were together in a photo for some event that happened years ago and she posted a video on TikTok blasting him over it. So, yeah, no one is immune is cringe behavior or being called out on it.

Ah well. As for Josh I hope he's enjoying his new wife. They got married back in May. Here's hoping it's a union the lord blesses.
Anonymous No.215409999
>>215409967
Same here on the marriage. May Buffalo finally get a super bowl win.
Anonymous No.215410087
>>215405092
Anonymous No.215411338
>>215405092
Anonymous No.215411362
>>215405072 (OP)
Anonymous No.215411782
>>215405072 (OP)
The movie is just one big humiliation ritual