Thread 215408499

if there is a Cars pope, that means there was a Cars Jesus. does this mean Cars already existed in Roman antiquity in the Cars universe? and if so, how do you crucify a car?

I'm going to say they all believe in those things, but it's all secretly fake as there were no cars back then.

Just because there's a car pope doesn't mean there's a car Jesus.
If you take the view that cars in the cars universe were created by humans then it stands to reason they would adopt human culture.

>>215408499 (OP)
The Beetle Car means, Car Hitler invaded the Soviet Auto Union. That means we could logically have a Cars theme HOI4 mod.

Life is a highway..

>>215408654
Car Hitler being voiced by Robert Car Lyle of course

>>215408499 (OP)
>how do you crucify a car?
They'd probably use a crusher instead.
>crushifixtion

>>215408499 (OP)
they were chariots back then

>>215408499 (OP)
whats their fuel made of? dinocars?

>>215408499 (OP)
They used a breaking wheel.

>>215408499 (OP)
If the popemobile the pope is in is also sentient does that mean the pope is in his womb or his stomach?

>>215408654
Did the carlocaust happen?

>>215408685
Passion of the Chariots when?

>>215408746
Dinoco has dinosaur logo.

>>215408499 (OP)
They put Jesus on a lift and popped all his tires they disconnected his drive shaft.

>>215408909
It didn't happen and they deserved it.

>>215408499 (OP)
If there's a Cars pope mobile there must have been a Turkish car that tried to assassinate the Pope car.

>>215408909
*Holoexhaust

>>215408654
I just realized that since there's no humans in the cars universe ww2 would've looked like war thunder

>>215408654
Was hitler a volkswagen or a merc

>>215409581
Officially a merco but I doubt they would appreciate this advertising.

>>215408909
One of the later movies shows a scene of an ocean battle of what seems to be WW2
Conviniently the faces of plane carriers and other warships arent shown

>>215409983
>tfw your product is literally hitler

I wanna plap all the female cars

>>215410044
Are there machines of war with faces and personalities in the cars universe? I've haven't seen it, so I'm wondering if maybe all the fighting vehicles are merely piloted by cars

>>215410065
Wasn't there a Jeep?

>>215410061
Your post made that incredibly detailed and well thought out drawing of a pregnant car and car vagina flash on my mind
Thanks for that

>>215410532
>car vagina
Fleshlight in the exhaust

>>215408499 (OP)
why car pope needs protection glass?
he needs protection from carguns???

How are Cars born?

>>215410675
Bitr Assassins. He needs protection from bird poop.

>>215408499 (OP)
Do they worship a car lift?

>>215408650
Makes sense.

>>215410696
They are like social insects, they all come from a factory/queen.

Is there a gay car?

How do muslim cars blow themselves up? How do you behead a car?

>>215410812
the one you drive irl

>>215408499 (OP)
what was his tax policy?

>>215410826
Like any car bomb?
They dont behead them. They tear out the front window.

>>215410130
Yes. Sarge. First movie.

I used to jerk off to that cyan MILF car so much when i was a teen

>>215410596
Cussy

>>215408650
>If you take the view that cars in the cars universe were created by humans
Why would you take that view?

The existence of car bugs implies that the cars evolved organically.

>>215409906
kek

>>215408909
*Holocarst

>>215411016
World War Cars movie when

>>215411092
There is car cattle too.

>>215411564
So I guess that means there is car sex, car wombs, penises, ovaries, etc

>>215411626
I'm afraid so. Pretty sure there were child cars in some plans.

>>215410044
>>215410065
Cars 2 had ships with faces, and I'm pretty sure some had guns on them.

>>215411858
Let's not forget about planes. Many innocent lives were lost in the bombing of carsden

>>215410848
kek

If there's a Cars pope, there's a Car's Vatican, and there's Car's pedos
Which means there's rape in the Car's universe
Kid cart rape

>>215411626
https://youtu.be/wCYB0lzoofc?si=ZWZfX7KcvD4-GYRh

>>215408909
yes, they really put jewish cars in no-gas chambers.

>>215412324
But were the planes in the cars 9/11 the terrorists themselves or regular planes forced into it?

I rape cars

What's Drive like in the cars universe?

>>215413729
this poster is a dragon
do not believe what he says

>>215409581
He'd be a gräf & Stift or an Austro-Dalmier considering his origin