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Anonymous No.215408499 >>215408654 >>215408678 >>215408685 >>215408746 >>215408851 >>215408868 >>215408974 >>215409237 >>215409906 >>215410675 >>215410766 >>215410936 >>215414782
if there is a Cars pope, that means there was a Cars Jesus. does this mean Cars already existed in Roman antiquity in the Cars universe? and if so, how do you crucify a car?
Anonymous No.215408525
I'm going to say they all believe in those things, but it's all secretly fake as there were no cars back then.
Anonymous No.215408650 >>215410766 >>215411092
Just because there's a car pope doesn't mean there's a car Jesus.
If you take the view that cars in the cars universe were created by humans then it stands to reason they would adopt human culture.
Anonymous No.215408654 >>215408668 >>215408909 >>215409376 >>215409581
>>215408499 (OP)
The Beetle Car means, Car Hitler invaded the Soviet Auto Union. That means we could logically have a Cars theme HOI4 mod.

Life is a highway..
Anonymous No.215408668
>>215408654
Car Hitler being voiced by Robert Car Lyle of course
Anonymous No.215408678
>>215408499 (OP)
>how do you crucify a car?
They'd probably use a crusher instead.
>crushifixtion
Anonymous No.215408685 >>215408925
>>215408499 (OP)
they were chariots back then
Anonymous No.215408746 >>215408926
>>215408499 (OP)
whats their fuel made of? dinocars?
Anonymous No.215408851
>>215408499 (OP)
They used a breaking wheel.
Anonymous No.215408868
>>215408499 (OP)
If the popemobile the pope is in is also sentient does that mean the pope is in his womb or his stomach?
Anonymous No.215408909 >>215409233 >>215409289 >>215410044 >>215411136 >>215412621
>>215408654
Did the carlocaust happen?
Anonymous No.215408925
>>215408685
Passion of the Chariots when?
Anonymous No.215408926
>>215408746
Dinoco has dinosaur logo.
Anonymous No.215408974
>>215408499 (OP)
They put Jesus on a lift and popped all his tires they disconnected his drive shaft.
Anonymous No.215409233
>>215408909
It didn't happen and they deserved it.
Anonymous No.215409237
>>215408499 (OP)
If there's a Cars pope mobile there must have been a Turkish car that tried to assassinate the Pope car.
Anonymous No.215409289
>>215408909
*Holoexhaust
Anonymous No.215409376
>>215408654
I just realized that since there's no humans in the cars universe ww2 would've looked like war thunder
Anonymous No.215409581 >>215409983 >>215414824
>>215408654
Was hitler a volkswagen or a merc
Anonymous No.215409906 >>215411115
>>215408499 (OP)
Anonymous No.215409983 >>215410045
>>215409581
Officially a merco but I doubt they would appreciate this advertising.
Anonymous No.215410044 >>215410065 >>215411858
>>215408909
One of the later movies shows a scene of an ocean battle of what seems to be WW2
Conviniently the faces of plane carriers and other warships arent shown
Anonymous No.215410045
>>215409983
>tfw your product is literally hitler
Anonymous No.215410061 >>215410532
I wanna plap all the female cars
Anonymous No.215410065 >>215410130 >>215411858
>>215410044
Are there machines of war with faces and personalities in the cars universe? I've haven't seen it, so I'm wondering if maybe all the fighting vehicles are merely piloted by cars
Anonymous No.215410130 >>215411016
>>215410065
Wasn't there a Jeep?
Anonymous No.215410532 >>215410596
>>215410061
Your post made that incredibly detailed and well thought out drawing of a pregnant car and car vagina flash on my mind
Thanks for that
Anonymous No.215410596 >>215411052
>>215410532
>car vagina
Fleshlight in the exhaust
Anonymous No.215410675 >>215410766
>>215408499 (OP)
why car pope needs protection glass?
he needs protection from carguns???
Anonymous No.215410696 >>215410773
How are Cars born?
Anonymous No.215410766
>>215410675
Bitr Assassins. He needs protection from bird poop.

>>215408499 (OP)
Do they worship a car lift?

>>215408650
Makes sense.
Anonymous No.215410773
>>215410696
They are like social insects, they all come from a factory/queen.
Anonymous No.215410812 >>215410848 >>215414909
Is there a gay car?
Anonymous No.215410826 >>215410964
How do muslim cars blow themselves up? How do you behead a car?
Anonymous No.215410848 >>215412410
>>215410812
the one you drive irl
Anonymous No.215410936
>>215408499 (OP)
what was his tax policy?
Anonymous No.215410964
>>215410826
Like any car bomb?
They dont behead them. They tear out the front window.
Anonymous No.215411016 >>215411207
>>215410130
Yes. Sarge. First movie.
Anonymous No.215411032
I used to jerk off to that cyan MILF car so much when i was a teen
Anonymous No.215411052
>>215410596
Cussy
Anonymous No.215411092 >>215411564
>>215408650
>If you take the view that cars in the cars universe were created by humans
Why would you take that view?

The existence of car bugs implies that the cars evolved organically.
Anonymous No.215411115
>>215409906
kek
Anonymous No.215411136
>>215408909
*Holocarst
Anonymous No.215411207
>>215411016
World War Cars movie when
Anonymous No.215411564 >>215411626
>>215411092
There is car cattle too.
Anonymous No.215411626 >>215411705 >>215412473
>>215411564
So I guess that means there is car sex, car wombs, penises, ovaries, etc
Anonymous No.215411705
>>215411626
I'm afraid so. Pretty sure there were child cars in some plans.
Anonymous No.215411858 >>215412324
>>215410044
>>215410065
Cars 2 had ships with faces, and I'm pretty sure some had guns on them.
Anonymous No.215412324 >>215412851
>>215411858
Let's not forget about planes. Many innocent lives were lost in the bombing of carsden
Anonymous No.215412410
>>215410848
kek
Anonymous No.215412420
If there's a Cars pope, there's a Car's Vatican, and there's Car's pedos
Which means there's rape in the Car's universe
Kid cart rape
Anonymous No.215412473
>>215411626
https://youtu.be/wCYB0lzoofc?si=ZWZfX7KcvD4-GYRh
Anonymous No.215412621
>>215408909
yes, they really put jewish cars in no-gas chambers.
Anonymous No.215412713
>cars junko furuta
Anonymous No.215412851
>>215412324
But were the planes in the cars 9/11 the terrorists themselves or regular planes forced into it?
Anonymous No.215413729 >>215414521
I rape cars
Anonymous No.215414462
What's Drive like in the cars universe?
Anonymous No.215414521
>>215413729
this poster is a dragon
do not believe what he says
Anonymous No.215414782
>>215408499 (OP)
Anonymous No.215414824
>>215409581
He'd be a grรคf & Stift or an Austro-Dalmier considering his origin
Anonymous No.215414909
>>215410812