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Anonymous 10/22/2025, 11:56:02 AM No.215408807 >>215410540 >>215413345
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>Black sail, it’s Achilles.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 12:00:56 PM No.215408850
>nah, it's Alexander the Greedy
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 1:28:07 PM No.215409753 >>215409979
why didn't they just nuke troy
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 1:51:01 PM No.215409979
>>215409753
what a dumb question, Troy obviously had a dead man's switch and several nuclear subs out there
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 2:42:02 PM No.215410540
>>215408807 (OP)
the man wants to die
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 2:43:21 PM No.215410557 >>215410637
Amazing that such a small event was blown out of proportion by greekoids despite the people that attacked Willusa weren't even greek.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 2:44:55 PM No.215410584 >>215410652 >>215411501 >>215411953
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>*jumps off boat*
>RAAAAAAR I AM AJAX
>continues on
That's an odd thing to say.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 2:46:16 PM No.215410609
>Black sails, those are Kamos' pirates.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 2:48:29 PM No.215410637 >>215410688
>>215410557
>le big brain
They obviously were Greek retard, unless you think they just made the whole thing up out of someone else's history
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 2:49:48 PM No.215410652 >>215411501
>>215410584
>doesn't announce himself at the start of a battle
ngmi
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 2:52:17 PM No.215410688
>>215410637
Archeologocal findings suggest all events around Hector in the Illiad were lifted from a Hittite story about a prince defending his nation. Hittites were big on writing everything down. We know that Willusa was Troy because they written down the even in their chronicles. It wasn't as grand as the fictional event.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 3:43:18 PM No.215411380 >>215411405 >>215411586 >>215411779 >>215413424 >>215413973
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How would you respond without sounding like a bitch?
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 3:44:14 PM No.215411405 >>215411523
>>215411380
'yeah you love my boners, fag'
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 3:51:11 PM No.215411501 >>215411856
>>215410584
>>215410652
Imagine being such a fucking badass that you can announce who you are at the start of a battle, and everyone is so panicked at your infamy that you just tear through them with ease.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 3:52:34 PM No.215411523
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>>215411405
Yeah you wished you boned as hard as fuck as I do
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 3:57:17 PM No.215411586
>>215411380
Not if I see you first, cunt.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 4:09:04 PM No.215411779
>>215411380
oh yeah? well maybe if I lose I'll just run away and my big bro will stabb you in the gut, and the same night I'm still banging your wife, lardass
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 4:13:46 PM No.215411856
>>215411501
And then, everyone claps.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 4:18:20 PM No.215411928 >>215412222 >>215415480
>Troy is very obviously in the wrong at every turn
>Paris stole a mans wife
>Hector killed said man in a 1 on 1 duel he was not apart of
>Priam would rather sacrifice 1000s of men and have his city put to the torch to protect 1 women he barely knows
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 4:19:06 PM No.215411939
>215411856
Your shitpost doesn't apply here, bot. No revenue for you.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 4:19:43 PM No.215411953
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>>215410584
>ROW, YOU LAZY WHORES. GREEKS ARE DYING. ROW!
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 4:35:31 PM No.215412222
>>215411928
and Paris is one of the few people who make it out alive despite kickstarting all of this lol
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 4:35:45 PM No.215412227 >>215413868
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>"And at night..*glark glark glark grark*
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 5:36:06 PM No.215413345
>>215408807 (OP)
nigga sale, it's tyrone
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 5:41:11 PM No.215413424
>>215411380
its called a boner, but its not actually a bone, fag.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 6:03:53 PM No.215413868
>>215412227
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 6:09:55 PM No.215413973
>>215411380
My bones are their money. So are the worms.
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 7:16:02 PM No.215415285
>Hector! What if i pop?
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 7:25:58 PM No.215415480
>>215411928
In the book everybody including the Trojans think Paris is a sissy faggot
Paris loses the duel against Menelaus and gets whisked away by Aphrodite to have sex with Helen while the battle rages
Pretty sure Hector calls him a whiny bitch too
Anonymous 10/22/2025, 7:35:22 PM No.215415675
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>"Like im sorry i guess. Dont worry about troy tho. Your brother will take the throne and i will be queen instead of your wife if we survive the battle. Good luck. teehee"