Thread 215469473

THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL IS HERE
JOE BOB'S SPLATTERWEEN BEGINS SOON
I think I missed this week's clue for the movies, but Gwar are tonight's guests.
Show starts 9pm EST, that's about 25 minutes from now

It's Clown In a Cornfield and Jack O apparently

>>215469513
>Clown In a Cornfield
I saw it. It's stupid, but it's fun.

They didn't give out any clues either

https://angelthump.com/rhino36 show starts in 3 minutes

I rate GWAR and Pantera about the same in their current form, the most talented ones are dead but they can still go out there and draw dimes.

got my pumpkin beerrrrd let's do it

John Brennan and Yuki are working on the Up All Night Reboot now
https://rue-morgue.com/rhonda-shears-up-all-night-returns-in-time-for-halloween/

>>215469928
Rhonda Shearer is a dumbass.

>>215469513
>Clown In a Cornfield
Hope not. Shudder mandated movies are always the worst Joe Bob episodes

>>215469996
It was leaked early

not the same without oderus
still good though I guess

EDRONES KWABBED

>>215469913
aww fuck it's Clown in a Cornfield
on the brightside, I actually skipped this one at the horror fest this year. being Shudder I figured there's a good chance it'd end up on Last Drive-In

Chris Jericho is here tonight

>>215469996
It's not that bad. The best modern slasher I've seen in a very long time, but its basically an early 2000s movie.

and for that reason Sharks, I'm out

Shit In A Cornhole

Goddamn has The Last Drive-In fallen off.

give the movie a chance its not that bad

Damn they started the movie fast. I haven't even packed a bowl yet.

>>215470158
I do that before it starts lol

>>215470182
Man I barely made it home in time for the start of the show. I walked in the door at 7:59.

>>215470038
kirdblt

>the sheriff has it out for us
>let's go shoplift and get drunk while cosplaying the extreme Ghostbusters
I hope they all die in horrible ways

>>215470135
The movie is fine the show is just not fun to watch anymore.

damn, trauma dumping on day 1

Darcy was better when she was posting her tits and bush on twitter all the time.

darkie gets killed first, as usual.

>>215470051
well I don't taste a whole lot of chocolate or peanut butter, they're barely there in the lingering aftertaste otherwise, yup, it's a stout (thin and watery). not sure worth the $15 for 4pk. prefer a decent oatmeal stout sixer for that creamy roasty nutty flavor

>>215469928
I have 0 hopes for this but what the hell I am morbidly curious

Cellphones everywhere, not one desktop pc in sight. Zoomers...

They should have picked movies with more splatter for their "Splatterween" special

>>215470737
Yeah like Darcy's bukkake vid

HEAD ROLL!

>shot in Winnipeg
coulda fooled me

this guy is good vibes

>>215470887
You can tell he's an alcoholic

>>215470737
yeah talk about false advertising. can't believe there's a big distribution stranglehold on The Burning Moon

oh my god these are so good for $3. fuck I love Aldi. total budget life saver, I can even afford treats

>>215470981
The pumpkin bread is good too.

>>215470981
>this nigga eating snickerdoodle

Clowns In A Corn Field.

at least this movie didn't waste much time

>>215470659
They did that deliberately as parody.

Dude's married to a Power Ranger.

I saw gwar live once it was awesome

he's a FAAAAAAAAGGGG

>>215471338
every modern movie has to have one

>>215470686
Phallus in Wonderland/SkulHedFace would be perfect for a double feature too. Hell, Shudder even has the documentary, that'd be great to watch.

>>215471240
With Oderus or without? Anyway, speaking of GWAR, been listening to them in the car lately. So many good albums.

The book sounds much better than the movie.

>>215471614
with

Splatterween animatsd splash screen looks cool.

>>215471661
I heard that a lot buuut FUCK YA LIT
lobotomizing cancer

Oh what a fucking surprise

The book writer talks like Dana Carvey's Garth Algar.

>[Gen Z] they don't care what you are, any sexual- any orientation, whatever just be free to be whatever you are
(as long as it's not republican)

Dad broke his hippocratic oath.

is jack o worth watching?

She is a serious cutie.

yeah glad I skipped this at the horror film fest. not bad on it's face but nauseating for myself

>>215472205
that's why he's a politician at the end and not a doctor

>>215472217
uhh yes and no. depends on your taste. it's not "good" but it's enjoyable for schlock surfers

>>215472223
Why is that? It's mid+ as far as these things go.

>>215472217
Linnea Quigley in it

>>215472245
And her tits

So they did a devil's threesome at least right?

>>215472244
I mean that's pretty much what I said. can appreciate it for that but it's not to my suit. even detracting the modernism clown hack'n'slash doesn't get me going

>>215472270
It seems like 3 of 4 "hockey masks" are clown faces nowadays. Must be popular.

gotta give props, Darcy's costume looks great tonight

Is Jack-O any good or should I go back to vampire movies?

just play the classics

>>215472362
JFC I was literally about to comment the same thing. She looks fantastic, the pumpkin face.

>>215472362
.

trailer time if you're not getting beet
r8 em

Would've been cool if they were able to get Trick Or Treat for this instead

>>215472445
Well, at least it was vaguely Halloween-related, with a cornfield.

>>215472440
not sure it'll pan out to anyting solid but Crumb Catcher had some good photography

>>215472467
I meant over Jack -O

its coming from inside the ding-dong diddly house

>>215472440
eh When A Stranger Calls, typical drive-in type movie but doesn't offer much outside getting your girl to snuggle up

>it's a Darcy reprisal special
uh oh

Joe bob looks as fake as darcy.

can you guys watch my pumpkin for me? gotta get a beer

what the hell, when did they get this on set

>>215472580
Today

Whenever they filmed this

>>215472538
MODS MODS

i think i actually need to cancel my shudder subscription

>>215472731
poorfag? I keep my annual I comment on each season I will cancel mine when they cancel joe bob. plus it's probably the best way to support new original horror regardless of how much shit they choose to distribute the ecosystems are necessary for talent to rise

>>215472751
>the ecosystems are necessary for talent to rise
What talent has arisen from Shudder?

this is what they pick for the halloween special this is disappointing

did they try to make her look like peggy bundy?

this movie has the worst acting I've ever seen

Holy fuck this acting is atrocious.

Cameron Mitchell better not disappoint.

>>215472731
I've been a yearly subscriber since 2019, just cancelled a few months ago and my sub ends in Jan. Don't feel obligated to pay for shitty content or else you'll just get more shitty content - You don't owe anything to a media corporation

i cant tell if this intentionally bad or not i dont feel like watching any more of it

Best of the Worst tier acting.

>>215470686
It's Sleazy is really funny

She's going to rape that kid right?

>>215472882
I'm a monthly subscriber and I do want to see what they'll do for Christmas, at least, but with this as their Halloween picks my hopes are really not high.

The people in this movie took acting classes?

>>215472954
He's explaining the movie's bottom-bargain pedigree right now.

>>215472954
They didn't go to classes, they went to film.

The mom is kind of ugly hot

oh boy now THAT's sexy

>>215472793
sounds like your mind is already made up. I can source plenty of good stuff but you'll find any excuse to claim otherwise

>>215472580
it honestly looks like something GWAR made themselves, it resembles their art and prop style.

Hey, it's Cameron Mitchell! And he's sitting down!

They should have shown Trick or Treat. It would have made sense considering Ozzy just died and GWAR is playing the show.

Even Murder Party would've been better than this

>>215473544
Or an actual splatter movie like Tokyo Gore Police (which is already on Shudder) or Blood Feast.
Trick or Treat I can at least kind of understand not getting since rights issues are a bitch and hasn't had a home video release in decades.

Killer is like "Oh damn, that looks terrible, I'm not going in there"

>I'll make some more toast while you answer the door
Pops me every time

>>215473544
Trick or Treat is a Screambox exclusive

Why did she turn into a skellington?

Marv?

>>215473666
Thanks a lot, Satan. You've ruined Halloween AGAIN.

GWAR is singledickedly saving this episode.
>>215473725
Satan's just telling it like it is.

I'm glad GWAR are still around, but man I wish Dave Brockie was still here. His chaotic energy was unmatched.

The kids are somehow the best actors in the movie.

>>215469913
your parrot looks like a faggot.

>>215473779
Honesty so agree but it has been over ten years, the band seems cool that things have moved on, and I like the aged aesthetic that they are playing into with the new guy. Have all of Gwar's older albums but haven't bought into Nu-Gwar yet till seeing them here and just bought their new album.
Pretty damn good listening during this Darcy, waste of time, slop-fest of a film desu..

>>215474223
Nu-GWAR has some good stuff. Phantom Limb is a genuinely touching song dedicated to Brockie, especially since they never really did much sentimental shit. They're still fun live too, I saw them last year. And Matt Maguire (Sawborg Destructo) is a nice dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2rzzOSPgmQ

oh shit 1AM already huh
it was okay I guess, about standard for what he joe bob segment should which is to say B flat

>>215469513
>we're actually homos

what a tweest

>>215472865
You just know she wrote /ss/ fanfics.

>>215472865
I think Darcy is full of shit. I could barely make it through this once, let alone once a year

>>215474390
Absolute kino

>>215474344
Holy hot damn, man, fucking not what expected but that is on me; fucking fantastic! They always have been a tight-knit band with the whole "gimmick", I have assumed, but to take that and be able to move on into what they have now after 10 years of missing Dave just shows why I need to stay more attuned to them. Glad JB and you guys brought me back. Cant thank you LD Halloween crew on here enough tonight guys. Been a fun time and happy Halloweeniers!!

>>215474407
90% of their banter is probably script

>>215474470
Glad you enjoyed. Check out the This is GWAR documentary if you haven't. Sadly it's missing some key members from the old days, and some aren't given nearly enough time, but it's still a fun dive into the band.

>>215474653
Funny enough they are playing it now on Shudder which I think is an awesome epitaph for Gwar after tonight but got work first thing tomorrow, but thank god it's a weekend shift so I am watching that ASAP on shift. Dude, thanks again for bringing me back to the fold and jealous as all fuck that you saw them last year. They are now top priority to see next time i can make it!

>>215474733
They're about to start touring again, and they have their old side project X-COPS back together too. I hope you get to see em soon man, and I'm happy it's reignited your passion. Once a bohab, always a bohab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DyJrN0D8Js

>>215474798
You just made my Gwar stained pants white again... Holy fuck, everything else in the world falls apart but Gwar makes the world a more complete place. See ya in ya rare-ass Gwar hoodie at the next show my bohab-brotha!

I think I'm done with joe bob. the movies just suck. also darcy.

>>215474653
>>215474733
I'm putting it off for later myself. Watching Tokyo Gore Police since I feel cucked out of seeing a real splatter film.

>>215475027
Joe Bob was best when he’s talking about old Hollywood and the hundreds of stories he has as a gonzo journalist being at a titty bar with some b-actor in the 80s. He has no material when talking about Shudder originals.

>>215475227
I think that's why they try to compensate by getting the directors and writers of said originals. Even if it can get self congratulory, it's still interesting to get a look at ines creative process.

>>215474798
You're telling me, Vancouver leaf here and they are sold out in my town but just booked a train and hotel and two tickets for their show in Seattle!!!
The ole Maggot-slave-ball & chain and I are seeing them this Monday!! Couldn't have had this chance without you guys so all my best wishes and love to you all guys for bringing my ass too attention and enjoy the spooky season my bros and bras!.!.