Thread 215470306

WEVE LOST PORKINS

where's the sticky?

>>215470306 (OP)
Stay on target.

>>215470306 (OP)
PULL UP!!!!!!!

>be fat
>get named Porkins Obeseano

what did Lucas mean by this

>>215470306 (OP)
Rip Pork Jerkins

>>215470306 (OP)
Had no idea this was the same guy from Batman

>>215470375
He died fucking 20 years ago.

>>215470306 (OP)
>>215470408
>manage to be fat
>in 1976
in awe at the size of this lad

>died 20 years ago
>didn't even make it to 60
RIP fat man

Luke and Leia are extremely callous in this film. Leia barely flinches when Alderaan is blown to bits right in front of her. Luke sees the smoldering corpses of his adoptive parents and the expression on his face is like the mild irritation of a man noticing piss drops on a public toilet seat. Neither Leia or Luke show the slightest bit of concern when the Rogue Squadron pilots die screaming.

>>215470594
Rogue Squadron didn't exist yet dummy. Stupid fucking shitlennial hopped up on his shitty arcade shooter.

>>215470408
he named his character "Major Eaton" in Raiders of the Lost Ark too

>>215470679
>still hopped up on a game I played 20 years ago

It never got ported and it emulates poorly. It's a game lost to history.

You can play Rogue Leader on PC, but it's very dated.

rip king

>>215470795
>he doesn't know about the TC using the XWA engine

He couldn't hold it...

>>215470306 (OP)
nooooo

pok is kill?

>>215470306 (OP)
Rest in pork

>>215470306 (OP)
This is the second post I’ve seen online about him in the last half an hour. He’s been dead for decades

>>215470306 (OP)
he's having a little problem in another galaxy far far away... r I p

>>215470306 (OP)
>This is Red Three. I have to turn around. I forgot my sauce! i'll ketchup to you guys!

>>215470306 (OP)
>Porkin's had the only X-wing with a drink holder.

>>215470306 (OP)
>Apologies for poor Basic
>Where were you when Jet Porkins died? >I was at home drinking blue milk when my friend Bossk gave me a holo call. >"Porkins is dead"
>”No”

Guys is Elan Sleazebaggano safe?

>>215470306 (OP)
How can people claim Lucus isn’t a uber film genius when a character with 5 seconds of screen time becomes iconic

>>215470594
Being dramatic about your family dying is low class

>>215471674
Kek

>>215470306 (OP)
I liked him better as the goverment spook in Indiana

>>215472182
>He doesn’t know
Anon the shock trooper’s beat his ass to death in Coco town, some people say that he died from a death stick overdose but I saw them clones kill that sleemo

>>215470306 (OP)
All boards reportin(who was the faggot jannitor that filtered this meme as spam)

>>215472456
>some people say that he died from a death stick overdose
his species is actually immune to the negative effects of death sticks
it's like when the White man sold alcohol to the redskins

/tv/ is a PROUD William Hootkins board.

>>215470795
>he doesn't still have his 64

What could you even eat in 1979 to be that fucking fat

>>215473284
Must be torture to live your life being that fucking fat, Americans make me sad.

Still in his twenties in Star Wars. Early thirties in Raiders. Crazy

>>215472330
Only top men allowed in that scene. Imagine my surprise when he showed up in a random Remington Steele episode in '83 (Vintage Steele - one of the series best). Not sure why there's a random RIP thread for someone who died 20 years ago.

>>215470474
Practically yesterday

>>215472128
>>215473284
More like Raiders of the lost Fridge

>>215470408
>fat guy named Porkins
>What did he name his little beady-eyed, desert nomads who try to rip you off again?

>>215473284
"Top men" is Porkins? Holy shit!

Also, 'member when this was fat?

>>215473530
He's skinny by American standards.

>>215473284
Hardware is his best role

>>215470306 (OP)
>Hootkins was born on July 5, 1948, in Dallas, Texas. He attended St. Mark's School of Texas from grade 1 through 12. At age 15, Hootkins found himself caught up in the FBI's investigation into the assassination of John F. Kennedy when he was interviewed about Ruth Paine, his teacher; Marina Oswald, the Russian wife of Lee Harvey Oswald, and their children had been living with Paine in Irving. Cliff Shasteen who served as a hair cutter for Oswald, said that once, Oswald came with a boy of about 14 who did not get a haircut or say anything; just a few days before the assassination, the boy came in on his own. He got a haircut and began an oratory on the benefits of one world government and the sorry plight of society’s have nots. Shasteen was bewildered and asked how old he was, but the boy would not say his age or where he came from. Researcher Greg Parker later concluded from eyewitness descriptions that the boy was Hootkins.

>>215470306 (OP)
F

>>215475180
>>215475180
>that the boy was Hootkins.
Holy kino he WAS a spook

>>215470795
https://store.steampowered.com/app/455910/STAR_WARS_Rogue_Squadron_3D/
You mean this. Worked fine on my old machine, even 100% it.

>>215470306 (OP)
He should have got his own prequel trilogy but now it's too late.

He did the voice of Dr Maximilian Roivas in the Eternal Darkness games. Listen to these monster autopsies, they are fuckin brilliant. I could listen to him read a toube of toothpaste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC_iOYvTBYM

>>215470306 (OP)
/v/ reporting in belated
Rest in Peace Hero

>>215470306 (OP)
Jek Porkins isn't a real person. "We" have lost an actor. The fictional character died in the movie in 1979 so I don't know why you're posting this only now.
Or do you also believe that your Sanic OC is real?

>>215470795
Rogue Squadron wasn't ported? I literally had it on PC

I didn't even know he was diabetic

>>215476584

He had pancreatic cancer, which is 1000x times worse.

pic related

>>215470391
BOLOGNA ON MY SIX!

>>215470428
He was also in Raiders of the Lost Ark

>>215470306 (OP)
>WEVE LOST PORKINS
We lost him 20 years ago, retard.

Nooooooo! *burp*