Thread 215652280

Imagine this being your most significant acting role.

I'm imagining eating all those burgers.

>>215652280 (OP)
He bangs groupies at the live shows. Its a good gig

>acting role
might be a fat mf, but he got an ACTING ROLE on his resume, what's yours say, OP?
'good at sucking weiners?'

>>215652280 (OP)
He has no stretch marks despite being fat but anytime I gain more than 5 lbs my skin looks like a pregnant woman's belly

>>215652280 (OP)
Steady work for a decade is pretty much the actor's dream.

>>215652280 (OP)
he played it well, seemingly enjoyed it and still enjoys it, plus if he's doesnt have a dumb fucking nigger mentality he very likely was paid enough to establish generational wealth

>>215652331
>>215652280 (OP)
He made fuck all on TPB. His real job outside of the show was selling insurance

>>215652280 (OP)
i look like this but i have an alcohol problem
can you get a belly like this just from food alone?

>>215652296
me too

>>215652477
I think if you lived on a diet exclusively consisting of red meat and bread, you could get similar results. I got an alcohol problem too and didn't get fat until I started cutting down from spirits to beer.

>>215652280 (OP)
grreeeeee-eeeeeee-eeee-eeeassssyyy!!!!

>>215652280 (OP)
I look like that

>>215652280 (OP)
was mr. lahey or randy the top? I cant remember who was top and who was bottom

he's not really an actor
he already knew Ricky and Julian and they gave him the part
the only other acting he's done is ricky's new show

>>215652280 (OP)
All I want to do is eat cheeseburgers and cookies until my heart gives out. Alas I don't have the funds to eat myself to death and I hate the thought of being morbidly obese.
There goes that dream.

>>215652441
Really? I knew Corey & Trevor left because of pay. I guess it really was just the main three that made money?

>>215653184
ray and the other producers made more that the main three from the show
Trevor had more of a problem with being expected to do 3 jobs when the show was making money

>>215653341
Oh right. Should have guessed.

>>215652280 (OP)
Such a great show. It demonstrates how tv doesn't need deep character vignettes or crazy plot twists to be entertaining. Like in music. Guitar, bass, drums. They can be molded into Jonas Brothers or into Led Zeppelin. This show is unironically Led Zeppelin. I don't think most comedy shows are funny and I can't stop smiling watching this.

>>215652477
>>215652666
I drink way too fucking much, especially the past year and it's always beer. But a lot of them. I'm still like 120 lbs at 30+...

>>215652401
>he very likely was paid enough to establish generational wealth
Topkek you must not be familiar with how greasy the TPB are irl

>>215653550
How tall are you? Thats victim weight dude. Start working out and upping your protein intake

>>215653591
there's no way of fighting a gut if you're drinking beer regularly unless you're 18 still, in which case you shouldn't have to be worrying at all. best way is to not drink beer.

>>215653591
Tall enough that I look like a holocaust survivor kek. Always been a skinny fucker. The longest run of exercise was 3 months, didn't drink, felt good but I always relapse. Just dumbbells and bodyweight exercises, in 3 months I went up from 53 to 60 kgs. I just can't fight the drinking.

man’s gotta eat

>>215653508
it reminds me of early south park when a bunch of guys just constantly get themselves involved in some silly stuff
the only good thing in the seasons past 7 was fat Sarah's ass hnngggg

>>215652296
That's a fairly small amount of burgers for an average-sized person i'd say?

I've ate like 30 mince pies in the past 2 weeks and it's not even close to Christmas. I also had a drink problem and did a lot of cocaine though. I think it's something you don't ever shake anons, you're going to find habits in anything that gives you a crumb of please.

>>215653768
Definitely, the situations seem to unfold in a similar way. The dialogue powers the comedy for me. Jim Lahey is a fucking award winning character. Julian is always compelling.

Sarah is a knockout, the only female character I wouldn't is Marguerite. Especially the tall Ann Coulter looking woman Ricky dates, fucking lol, he would never get her. It was like that time Seinfeld dated Courtney Cox.

>>215652858
Lahey was the top of course
when they were first caught getting gay Randy was dressed as a bumblebee and Lahey was Indiana Jones that says it all

survival of the fitness

My stomach is exactly that shape and I'm only 28 years old

>>215652280 (OP)
yea, how horrible
having john dunsworth look you in the eye and tell you you're beautiful, UGH!

>>215653965
for me it's Ray, especially when they try to track down the chicken, holy kek
>shhh Ricky you hear that?
>dad are you drunk?
>yes but do you hear that?

>I got lucky because I know fuck all about tracking chickens, I just did it for the liquor

and I'm ashamed that I really wanted to fuck Barb, you just know she's a great time

Man's gotta eat Julian.

>>215653999
they were first caught with Randy in a gimp mask and Lahey in a wig and a dress
>>215654086
barb was the most accomplished actor on the show
also looked good back in the day with less butch hair

>>215654325
>Randy in a gimp mask and Lahey in a wig and a dress
That was for a play at the Blandford Recreation Centre.

>>215652280 (OP)
how come he doesnt have man boobs despite being obese but im only a bit overweight at 5'10 and 180 pounds and have very prominent man boobs

>look at these losers, drunk before noon
>but we're drunk too Mr. Lahey
>RANDY!

regular spot on a weekly TV show that ran for years?
literally the best thing you can hope for as an actor if your not A-list?
I think hes happy with it
its like ice cube being on law and order man

Remember when Bobandy reverse anally raped Adam "Edge" Copeland?

The cartoon was fucking weird.

>>215654086
>>I got lucky because I know fuck all about tracking chickens, I just did it for the liquor
kek probably one of Rays better episodes. Actually got an audible laugh out of me when I first heard the chickens line
And don't feel about Barb. She has solid facial structure and you can tell was pretty when she was younger, so not too surprising she still has some milf energy even when older and frumpy

>>215652320
what are you looking at his gut fer?

>>215655477
wut

A man's gotta eat, OP.

>>215652605
Why cot fot?
That's terrible

those burgers are pathetic

That would be based.

>>215652477
Nah, that's definitely a beer belly.

>>215655049
kek

>>215653694
It was all just a Countdown to Liquor Day™, huh?

>>215655479
I was always into mature women anyways, can't get enough of big asses, hairy pussies, big saggy tits and crow's feet at the edge of their eyes
fuck I don't want to jerk off again but now I'm on the edge

>>215652280 (OP)
I'm fairly certain Patrick Roach is the only dude from the show that has a actual proper job. Dude worked in finances at a personal investment firm.

>>215652305
>tpb groupies
now that sounds gre hee hee heasy!

REMEMBER LAHEY, WHAT COMES AROUND IS ALL AROUND!

>did you pass?
>with flying fucking carpets

I watched a movie that randomly had Rob Wells in it and it was insane how impossible it was to not just see his character as Ricky. Also one of the other characters was called Julian so it was really messing with my head

Drank a couple of drinks...saw a couple of thinks...

>Number one, I can't believe somebody will go to jail for fucking beavers.
season 7 was overkill but it had its moments and it had a good ending like 6

>>215652296
Randy.

Ten fucking dollars a month

>>215652477
yes, from bread or sandwiches mostly
t. beer belly with GERD and a ruptured hernia