Thread 712395305 - /v/ [Archived: 1145 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:06:01 AM No.712395305
33m copies
33m copies
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I wasn't sure if it was deserving of a 10/10, but then I realized I couldn't think of a single other JRPG that I would actually put above it, so I guess it really is a 10/10 masterpiece, because if this is not a 10/10, then what is?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:08:50 AM No.712395506
>>712395305 (OP)
But it has so many flaws, how can it be 10/10?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:09:53 AM No.712395575
When does it get good?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:11:15 AM No.712395679
>>712395575
When the expedition starts.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:11:34 AM No.712395704
>>712395305 (OP)
I have to applaud the devs for pulling off one of the most misleading social media and marketing campaigns of all time and fully getting away with it. The game isn't very good though.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:14:57 AM No.712395961
>>712395575
the moment you start beating white women with a white male
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:16:37 AM No.712396109
>>712395704
Pajeet, my son.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:18:37 AM No.712396242
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>>712395305 (OP)
gonna be honest with you havent played final fantasy since the ps2 era (ff x) and my friend gave me a copy of 7 remake at the same time i got a copy of expedition 33. i couldnt bring myself to play tru all the slop that final fantasy is, while 33 is awesome, the artstyle the music, the enemies. i can see now why most JRPG's suck
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:24:15 AM No.712396682
>>712395575
When the paycheck from Netease comes through
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:27:42 AM No.712396948
You're now realizing that nobody actually likes how childish Japanese garbage is. This game is an eye-opener for so many people. There's no argument to be made against it either, because every single Japanese RPG has something that will give you secondhand embarrassment in its stupidity.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:30:03 AM No.712397150
>>712395305 (OP)
Xenogears. And before you say anything, removing the towns and dungeons yet leaving the content alone (boss battles and story) makes disc 2 kino.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:31:21 AM No.712397242
>>712395575
When Alicia starts playing
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:32:57 AM No.712397359
>>712396948
I don't really think killing god is a theme a kid would think up, anon. Most of them think of him as a happy nice old man with a beard like Santa. Rather, Japanese RPG themes are different than western beliefs and look strange to the average westerner, which is only natural, because westerners were not raised in a Japanese society.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:39:12 AM No.712397836
using Ice Lance on a Mime
using Ice Lance on a Mime
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>>712396948
Presented without comment.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:43:10 AM No.712398153
>>712397150
It might have the worst battle system of any jrpg on the PS1. Combine the strategic simplicity and random encounters of low level Dragon Quest with 10x longer animations for every action. It's BAD.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:49:02 AM No.712398614
>>712395305 (OP)
>weโ€™ll probably never see lune in another game again
Feels horrible. I wish theyโ€™d at least copy the model, change her clothes, giver her a different name and use her for another project. Her face and overall build are 20/10. Sheโ€™s the ideal woman (animefags and kpop trannies need not respond.)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:49:19 AM No.712398634
>>712398153
You probably don't like those cool summon spells in FF games either
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:49:31 AM No.712398652
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>>712395305 (OP)
Iconic.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:50:21 AM No.712398716
>>712395961
What game are you talking about? There's no white people in Clair Obscur. Maybe in the intro where the black people are.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:50:57 AM No.712398767
>>712398652
barefooted SLUT
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:53:01 AM No.712398952
>>712398767
>>712398652
Tell me about Lune, why does she not wear the shoes?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:54:21 AM No.712399040
>>712398952
So desperate for Gustav's cock she wants to show him her dirty feet are always available.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:54:29 AM No.712399048
>>712395305 (OP)
There are people who claimed that Square Enix has been releasing turn based games as good as E33 yet no one is playing them, what games are they talking about? Like are people deluded enough to think Octopath Traveler or Romancing Saga 2 remake is as good as E33?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:54:57 AM No.712399078
>>712398952
>why does she not wear the shoes
This might be one of the times where โ€œbecause itโ€™s hot as fuckโ€ might be a legitimate answer and not for plot reasons/symbolism.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:58:16 AM No.712399314
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>>712398952
To float, obviously. Shoes are her greatest weakness.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:14:43 AM No.712400487
Metaphor is better
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:17:49 AM No.712400702
>>712395305 (OP)
People who really love the game will go into great detail about things that they love, and not make dumb thread after thread with presskit images, that try to evade spam detection by avoiding including the game name in it. You cannot fake love, and OP couldn't even gomage a cup of coffee.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:18:17 AM No.712400745
>>712399314
I wish she didnโ€™t have those weird marks/tattoo things around them. Itโ€™s my only problem with her design.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:20:05 AM No.712400853
>this thread again
The delusion of raiders over such a mid game.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:22:13 AM No.712400991
>KINO
if unreal slop 5 is what it takes to get this distilled kino, I'm all for it my gpu and CPU will burn happily
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:23:14 AM No.712401047
>>712400487
japanese PS3 game lmfao
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:24:02 AM No.712401098
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>>712395575
It never does
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:24:15 AM No.712401112
>>712396948
THIS
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:24:38 AM No.712401137
>>712400853
It's spaming marketers. People who loved the game would be sharing shit they actually loved the game in deep detail that would be immediately known by other players. I'm sure kepler is using bots now, as their marketing budget is only AA.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:28:04 AM No.712401375
>>712395575
The moment Monoco shows up
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:41:10 AM No.712402197
>>712399048
There's one storyline in Octopath that could reach E33 standards, but yeah out of 8 that isn't really a great record
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:42:19 AM No.712402258
>>712401098
Is there some way we can stop youtubers who make the soiface from getting clicks due to it? it's really disgusting.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:44:01 AM No.712402351
>>712395305 (OP)
>guy who doesn't like JRPGs says this rpg not from Japan is the best JRPG
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:47:35 AM No.712402586
It's fine as a mediocre bargain bin game you play over a long weekend but it's severely flawed. The parry shit is antithetical to turn based RPG design and you effectively can't play the game without engaging in it. Only 2 of the 6 playable characters are relevant to the plot. Various quality of life pain points like lack of minimap and painfully manual process of swapping out lumina loadouts. Aesthetically it's incredibly grey and drab, most enemy designs amount to random geometric shapes in a vaguely humanoid configuration. Characters lack personality in their design since most outfits are interchangeable and the defaults are carbon copy uniforms.

It's fine I guess. It's better than most of the absolute slop we've gotten the past 20 years, but the overall feeling I get from playing it is the desire to play a better game.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:48:49 AM No.712402685
>>712402258
Stop clicking on it.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:49:53 AM No.712402757
>>712402586
>complaining about parry shit
skill issue

The Lumia shit is valid though, that entire system could just be axed from the game, skill combos are unique enough that they don't need another system dumped on top of them.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:50:08 AM No.712402782
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>>712399314
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:51:52 AM No.712402904
Hey So basically I'm just gonna not play Exremention 33 I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna play it is all HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:54:31 AM No.712403067
why would someone play this when
>the entire catalog of Atlus
>Dragon Quest
>Trails
>Fate/Extra and CCC
>Atelier
>Pokemon
>Digimon
>Sakura Wars
>even the gayass Final Fantasy series
exists?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:56:50 AM No.712403225
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1720229337417495
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>>712398952
Someone is a tarantino in the dev team
>MY WHAT LOVELY FEET
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:57:18 AM No.712403259
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>>712403067
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:57:35 AM No.712403284
>>712403067
That person might be over the age of 12
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:59:59 AM No.712403463
>>712402757
>skill issue
I didn't say it's too hard I said it's antithetical to the genre. You can trivialize every encounter and effectively ignore every other system in the game by pressing 1 button with the right timing. It's like if SMB3 gave you an infinite P-Wing for every level. And on top of that it's a dogshit implementation of parryslop with inconsistent cues that generally comes down to trial and error and memorization.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:00:12 AM No.712403481
>>712403067
It's funny because I don't like literally any series you specifically listed besides past-tense FF and liked E33. I like some Atlus stuff but not their high school sim or demonpokemon series which is what I assume most people think of when they think of Atlus--I liked Unicorn Overlord though, but not more than E33. I must be a "cashual"
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:01:15 AM No.712403563
>>712403463
>Trivializes the game
>Complains it's too hard without memorization
Yeah, skill issue.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:03:53 AM No.712403730
I was about to buy this game. I didn't realize it was japanese
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:04:02 AM No.712403742
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1749411193572483
md5: 169396057a2f177f3655f4a1d4fd646c๐Ÿ”
Only times I see shilling this hard is for gay shit like undertale or that space game. Is it actually good or just a fad?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:04:25 AM No.712403775
>>712403563
I'm sorry but if you think me saying "it makes the game too easy" means I'm saying it's too hard, then you're too stupid to communicate with.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:05:16 AM No.712403835
>>712403742
Make decisions for yourself. The fact you're loitering about in 33 threads means the game's probably been spoiled for you so don't bother lol.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:06:27 AM No.712403907
>>712403563
I will never understand this take, pressing button on time is somehow more "skillful" then understanding game mechanics, its synergies with attacks and long term planning and reacting to enemy actions. "Look I can press this button 5ms faster then you get gut scrub". How is this "skill".
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:06:38 AM No.712403926
>>712403775
>inconsistent cues that generally comes down to trial and error and memorization.
This is you complaining it is too difficult to do. I bet you even leveled vit
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:07:55 AM No.712404029
>>712403926
>This is you complaining it is too difficult to do.
It's not but since we've already established you're stupid, I don't blame you for not understanding.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:08:52 AM No.712404098
>>712404029
blghsuahbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:09:00 AM No.712404109
>>712403926
Its not difficult... its boring and tiresome, its a QTE.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:09:53 AM No.712404181
>>712404109
Skill issue
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:09:57 AM No.712404184
>>712404098
This but unironically
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:11:18 AM No.712404280
>>712404181
People are now defending QTEs... my fucking sides.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:12:18 AM No.712404351
>>712395305 (OP)
She looks like she has very hairy armpits.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:13:00 AM No.712404402
>>712404280
a QTE is an unexpected event requiring you to react by pressing a button, a mechanic is an expected event requiring you to press an expected button.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:16:33 AM No.712404640
>>712404402
But you dont know what attack will enemy perform thus making it by your own definition a QTE.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:17:18 AM No.712404684
>>712404640
The game has flavor text for every single attack in the game what are you talking about.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:18:09 AM No.712404757
>>712404402
Explain how you're supposed to know which hits in an Obscur's melee combo you have to parry after one sword lights up vs after both swords light up, without seeing the attack first and memorizing the timings. Bear in mind that audio cues are inconsistent and even for the exact same sound effect, sometimes you have to hit the button in the middle of the sound and some at the end.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:20:12 AM No.712404898
Screenshot 2025-06-12 061917
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>>712395305 (OP)
How often are you and friends planning on spamming this shit and how much are you paid to do it, Ranjeet?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:21:13 AM No.712404978
>>712395575
>When does it get good?
When you double-click on uninstall.exe
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:21:24 AM No.712404990
>>712404684
But its vague, sometimes it outright tells you, sometimes you have no idea its gonna be jump, sometimes screen goes black and white so you know chromatic attack its coming but, still. Whole defense in every fight is one big qte and memorization game.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:21:30 AM No.712404997
>>712404757
There's a consistent flash, or slowdown for every attack, even if you're too shit to be able to parry, dodge is insanely forgiving with its timings, you don't even need queues you can just see something move fast and smash it. Your complaints apply to almost any mechanic in any game. It's like saying an MMO raid is trivial after you memorize its mechanics.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:23:13 AM No.712405130
>>712404990
If you have to replay every new fight until you've memorized the patterns, you need to lower the difficulty.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:25:16 AM No.712405265
>>712404997
>There's a consistent flash, or slowdown for every attack
nope
>It's like saying an MMO raid is trivial after you memorize its mechanics
yeah mmos are shit what were you trying to say here?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:25:45 AM No.712405312
>>712404997
Thats not the point, the point is that adding a Sekirolike reaction timed mechanic that dictates 80% of outcome to every battle into a TURN based rpg is fucking retarded, its like adding qte to chess.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:25:50 AM No.712405315
>>712405265
Okay then, gamer, name a game you actually like.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:26:28 AM No.712405351
>>712395305 (OP)
I'm a fan of the game as you guys are, but fucking hell is the language of the posts praising this game so... forced.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:26:53 AM No.712405383
>>712405312
Professional chess literally has timed QTE's by your standard.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:28:20 AM No.712405491
>>712405315
Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:29:14 AM No.712405552
>>712405491
How the fuck is this any different from iframes?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:31:22 AM No.712405701
>>712405383
Chess has "do the mechanics of taking your turn within a time limit"
Clair Obscur has "press an arbitrary other button that has nothing to do with the core gameplay or lose instantly"
>>712405552
Not much. For the 3rd time I'm not saying it's too hard, I'm saying it doesn't belong in this genre.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:31:25 AM No.712405705
>>712405130
Thats the problem here, I dont want to do that because I want to use RPG elements in the game, I want to see my turns and act accordingly, I want to use synergies and prepare my weapons and use my characters in a strategic way, but taping a button on time undermines all of it, whats the point of preparing a perfect 5 turn setup for an attack when all i have to do is just press qte. I want to play a game and not a simon says.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:33:50 AM No.712405875
>>712405705
The only thing that scales with difficulty is enemy damage, and parry difficulty. If you want to ignore those things, lower the difficulty and take the damage.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:36:34 AM No.712406101
>>712405701
If you can't handle the mechanic just turn the difficulty down and ignore it completely.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:37:06 AM No.712406128
>>712406101
For the 4th time I can handle it. I just think it's shit.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:37:38 AM No.712406168
>>712406128
If you think it's shit just turn down the difficulty and ignore it completely.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:38:43 AM No.712406239
Untitled
Untitled
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>>712405705
Then I got good news for you anon.The game can in fact be completed without dodging/parrying/jumping on the highest difficulty setting.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:39:56 AM No.712406323
>>712406168
It's too tightly coupled. Half the lumina abilities revolve around parries and counter attacks. By ignoring the system you're also removing a huge portion of the RPG mechanics.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:40:56 AM No.712406378
>>712395305 (OP)
>but then I realized I couldn't think of a single other JRPG that I would actually put above it, so I guess it really is a 10/10 masterpiece, because if this is not a 10/10, then what is?
that makes no sense.
Have you considered that there's no 10/10 JPGR?
It's a dogshit genre
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:41:29 AM No.712406417
>>712406239
Might have to watch this since in my first playthrough it seemed like there were multiple bosses that would stunlock you if you didn't dodge/block their shit.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:42:09 AM No.712406454
>>712406323
Eh? Not really no. If anything 50% of lumina abilites scale ridiciolously with freeaim mechanic to the point where everyone can be turned into a machine gun if you put 500+ lumina into any character.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:43:11 AM No.712406531
>>712406378
Fucking retarded nigger. You are so fucking stupid low iq monkey. Genres are made for stupid nigger monkeys like you.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:44:27 AM No.712406619
>>712406454
>freeaim mechanic
oh yeah. another dogshit mechanic I ignored because it doesn't belong in a turn based rpg
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:46:32 AM No.712406759
>712406531
>t. average E33 enjoyer
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:52:47 AM No.712407171
>>712406323
Half of them also revolve around health and vit, which are worthless to pay attention to if you're going heavily into parry. Just another example of a dev doing the shitty thing of giving a player the choice of how to play their game.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:54:39 AM No.712407292
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>>712404898
You will be seeing Lune's face until the day you die.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:01:39 AM No.712407780
348235345478
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>>712404351

Nope. Clean shave.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:04:09 AM No.712407976
>>712395305 (OP)
>Stellar Blade releasing in a few hours
>Sudden resurgence in Exp 33 threads
Uh... Be more subtle, shillbros...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:05:48 AM No.712408119
>>712407171
>Half of them also revolve around health and vit
I just read through all the pictos to be sure and I have no idea what you're talking about. The only explicit "ignore parry" picto i found was Energizing Pain
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:06:18 AM No.712408152
>>712407780
>asian
>shaved
Unrealistic. Dropped.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:07:05 AM No.712408223
>>712408152
>French Asian
Imagine the bush
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:07:13 AM No.712408232
My least favorite area was ancient sactuary. Enemies kinda sucked and plot points felt useless. Sciel was my least favorite character because she was the most irrelevant one story wise.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:15:58 AM No.712408801
themightyboosh
themightyboosh
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>>712408223
>Imagine the bush
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:20:08 AM No.712409089
>>712395305 (OP)
My only complain is the constant "Where the fuck I am? Where is the fucking exit" moments
Also there should be an item than instantly takes you out of dungeons.

Maybe I'm just bad with directions
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:21:03 AM No.712409150
17495621381714
17495621381714
md5: 25bad1f672a51f857dc2565e61210691๐Ÿ”
>>712395506
>>712395575
Thanks for the input Patel.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:21:47 AM No.712409202
mancry
mancry
md5: e375e05b9f50b507894536a6ac989935๐Ÿ”
>Clair-Obscur
>Trouble de rature, courbera Eiffel
>Clair-Obscur
>Guardรฉo peinture, trouvera sans elle
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:22:15 AM No.712409234
>>712403067
>>712403742
>>712404898
No Switch port saar, sorry
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:22:17 AM No.712409236
Never
Never
md5: 31ddfdb3755911bf6af35216920b6088๐Ÿ”
>>712395575
Never, it's shit, Mario Kart $80.00 won.
Replies: >>712415556
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:23:15 AM No.712409292
>>712395575
Never
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:23:56 AM No.712409324
Nobody actually likes this game
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:25:46 AM No.712409442
>>712402586
>lack of minimap
die zoomer faggot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:29:37 AM No.712409657
>>712402586
>minimap
You should stop consuming products with artificial colorants Anon, if you need a minimap in this game you may have early-onset dementia.
Replies: >>712410047
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:30:41 AM No.712409720
1749187578848944
1749187578848944
md5: 0c6f56410b2b5259e2dc0a755e81a3de๐Ÿ”
>>712404898
Does it ever start to eat away at you that you know the greatest insult you can deal people is to call them a member of the same race as you? Genuine question because I don't know if indians are capable of that level of reflection.
Replies: >>712409839
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:32:37 AM No.712409839
>>712409720
The only people I've ever met that hate Indians more purely than I do, is Indians.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:33:03 AM No.712409871
>>712402586
>The parry shit is antithetical to turn based RPG design and you effectively can't play the game without engaging in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aviowEjJjgg&ab_channel=Bouch
Looks like you just needed to git gud shitter.
>it's very grey and drab
several cutscenes cut to greyscale just to contrast from how colorful the rest of the game is
Replies: >>712410047
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:33:19 AM No.712409896
file
file
md5: 1898e643788f34095b2c926f6741511c๐Ÿ”
>>712395305 (OP)
>Hey bro, can you do the music for my videogame?
>Just give it a french touch and that's it

>*A random guy with 5 bottles of wine and a Ratatouille in his pocket*
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:35:49 AM No.712410019
>>712402586
Stopped reading at parry. Completely filtered.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:36:30 AM No.712410047
clair-obscur-expedition-33-game-preview-sandfall-interarctive-bandai-namco-gadgetmatch-20250303-50
>>712409657
I live on a farm an grow/slaughter all my own food. Maybe game developers should make environments that aren't copy paste terrain.>>712409871
>contrast from how colorful the rest of the game is
behold: color
Replies: >>712410308 >>712411823
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:40:56 AM No.712410308
thevoices
thevoices
md5: 4153904a57cc14cd34c7e6d410dc51b9๐Ÿ”
>>712410047
>I live on a farm an grow/slaughter all my own food.
Yet another case of meningeal worms.
Replies: >>712410385
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:42:27 AM No.712410385
76e
76e
md5: a981f79d458cefb959c777c6c8e64f33๐Ÿ”
>>712410308
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BUY FOOD FROM MONSANTO REEEEEEEEEEE
Replies: >>712410957
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:45:06 AM No.712410536
1549379546756
1549379546756
md5: 6555b54432787cab9b118e04662f37a8๐Ÿ”
There's no way in hell their next title will live up to the hype, is there? Not even Sandfall themselves could replicate the success of their debut work.
Replies: >>712411136 >>712411284
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:52:17 AM No.712410957
>>712410385
It's always black or white with you mentally ill retards.
Replies: >>712411182
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:55:19 AM No.712411136
>>712410536
They're gonna be ok as long as they don't get too greedy and overexert themselves
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:56:05 AM No.712411182
>>712410957
says the retard that claimed growing your own food meant you MUST have worms
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:58:05 AM No.712411284
>>712410536
it will be fine as long as they dont get bought out by a aaa publisher
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:07:43 AM No.712411823
>>712410047
Brother you cannot say this while you still have cum in your ass.
Replies: >>712412552
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:15:26 AM No.712412217
>>712402586
>The parry shit is antithetical to turn based RPG design and you effectively can't play the game without engaging in it
not an argument
>Only 2 of the 6 playable characters are relevant to the plot
more of an observation than a negative, this is also really common in JRPGs to have most party member no directly linked to the main plot
>Aesthetically it's incredibly grey and drab
you are just blind
>most enemy designs amount to random geometric shapes in a vaguely humanoid configuration
again fucking blind
>Characters lack personality in their design since most outfits are interchangeable and the defaults are carbon copy uniforms
I guess? It's suppose to be an military style uniform, kind of a weak point, imo the characters look great.

>It's fine I guess. It's better than most of the absolute slop we've gotten the past 20 years, but the overall feeling I get from playing it is the desire to play a better game.
I bet it's better than most of your top 20 games
Replies: >>712412552
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:20:54 AM No.712412552
>>712411823
jokes on you i exclusively top femboys
>>712412217
>you are just blind
>again fucking blind
post counterexamples or shut the fuck up
>It's suppose to be an military style uniform, kind of a weak point
I don't fucking care. "oh in the lore of the game every living creature is a featureless gray blob therefore it's good design" fuck you. write better and give me something interesting to look at
Replies: >>712412606 >>712412980
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:21:51 AM No.712412606
>>712412552
Name a better looking game
Replies: >>712412626
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:22:14 AM No.712412626
>>712412606
Persona 5
Replies: >>712412704
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:23:46 AM No.712412704
>>712412626
Oh fuck damn that build up was totally worth the payoff, I haven't laughed that hard in years, good job anon.
Replies: >>712412752
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:24:37 AM No.712412752
>>712412704
i accept your concession
Replies: >>712412850
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:26:12 AM No.712412850
88954163218
88954163218
md5: b3d311e12dfb596eee9bbb23d7337fb4๐Ÿ”
>>712412752
>i accept your concession
Replies: >>712412914 >>712412943
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:27:26 AM No.712412914
>>712412850
>basedjack
I accept your 2nd concession
Replies: >>712413013
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:28:03 AM No.712412943
>>712412850
>basedjak
I accept your concession on behalf of the other anon
Replies: >>712413013
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:28:34 AM No.712412980
file
file
md5: d57f76289f50f8ad3760949bfa701aa8๐Ÿ”
>>712412552
>post counterexamples or shut the fuck up
here

>write better
suck a low IQ statement, "NOOO I don't want military uniform so you have to rewrite the story so I can have my shitty anime design !!!"

>using P5 as an example
KEK
Replies: >>712413492
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:29:05 AM No.712413013
86513215
86513215
md5: cc84a3fd8b0f73a2e0b1db320f1c54a6๐Ÿ”
>>712412914
>>712412943
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:34:52 AM No.712413318
>>712396948
Lot of older jrpgs were tolerable because the cringe was translated out of it, like the single guy who translated the original ff7 did a better job at writing than the actual people.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:37:13 AM No.712413470
>>712402586
There's also no towns or interesting scenarios. It's just back to back dungeons with cutscenes placed in between.
Replies: >>712413518
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:37:38 AM No.712413492
>>712412980
the patchwork body being all muted, ugly, washed out colors perfectly illustrates the dismal design philosophy i was talking about
>NOOO I don't want military uniform so you have to rewrite the story so I can have my shitty anime design !!!
they don't have a whole army of protagonists to deal with. there are 5 characters. it's objectively lazy to not make them unique
>using P5 as an example
i didn't say it's good i said it's better. it's a shit game and it still looks better than Frog Fantasy
Replies: >>712413920
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:38:06 AM No.712413518
>>712413470
>He didn't even play till the first town
Replies: >>712413594 >>712413612
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:38:58 AM No.712413576
>>712395575
The beginning is the best part. Act 3 fucks it up and makes it mediocre.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:39:21 AM No.712413594
>>712413518
gestral village is a glorified dungeon
>talk to 3 people
>do a sequence of 3 fights
>thats it, move on to the next dungeon
Replies: >>712413649
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:39:38 AM No.712413612
>>712413518
The Gestral Village is not a town, its a dungeon with npcs slapped I'm it.
Replies: >>712413713
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:40:11 AM No.712413649
>>712413594
>complains there's no towns
>doesn't interact with any town outside of main story
Replies: >>712413727
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:41:12 AM No.712413713
>>712413612
How is it different from any other JRPG town?
Replies: >>712413896
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:41:26 AM No.712413727
>>712413649
>claims there's a town
>doesn't have anything to interact with except for main story signposts
Replies: >>712413774
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:42:16 AM No.712413774
>>712413727
DSP is that you?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:44:15 AM No.712413896
>>712413713
what differentiates Gestral Village from any other dungeon area in Ex33?
Replies: >>712414032
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:44:38 AM No.712413920
>>712413492
>ugly
it's not, I's a clever and well realized design
>muted /washed out colors
ha you are ones of these niggers that just want bright color or it's bad like a fucking child.
there is other way to do color than Genshin impact you subhuman.

>dismal design philosophy
you can't say that when you ask for generic bright color my guy.

>they don't have a whole army of protagonists to deal with. there are 5 characters. it's objectively lazy to not make them unique
they are all unique, all of then have a modified version while still respecting a base and that good design , no everything have to be wacky ff style.
Replies: >>712414537
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:46:21 AM No.712414023
ReactionGif 101
ReactionGif 101
md5: 1cba02e2d0d8c68b8fc362414b851c68๐Ÿ”
>>712402586
>Characters lack personality in their design since

Dont remember these fags are the same people that play Japanese Turn-Based RPGS, where you can chose between:

1. Shy girl with a stutter that is a disspointment to her family but the main character believes in her
>H...Hasimto-s....san im not good at shooting the bow.
>Main character: NO I believe in YOU and YOU must believe in YOURSELF
>T...THANKS Hashimoto-San
>Raised companionship from B to A

2. The serious girl that is always hard and serious but when you know her she will open up to you
>I M THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF THE LAPOLOMINO HOUSE THEREFORE IM STRONG AND INDEPENDANT MAIN-CHAARACTER
>Main character: i respect that
>UAAAAAH *blushes* I...I.... I love you too HASHIMOTO-CHAN
>Relationship goes from C to B

Not to forget that 0 people are "relevant" to the plot where an ancient evil awakens that was sealed away for X ammount of millenia
Replies: >>712414537
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:46:34 AM No.712414032
>>712413896
The main focus of the town is to interact with many different NPCs, to build the world more, and flesh out how a newly introduced race of creatures behave in their daily lives.
Replies: >>712414537
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:55:32 AM No.712414537
>>712413920
>there is other way to do color than Genshin impact you subhuman.
there sure is. They should have tried that in this game instead of slightly blueish brown next to slightly reddish brown
>they are all unique, all of then have a modified version
they all have the same 6 costumes with minor exceptions (maelle swimsuit, verso with renoir's suit)
>>712414023
sounds like Lune and Sciel respectively
>>712414032
damn i wish they had done something like that in Gestral Village instead of every character being like "we like fighting for no reason"
Replies: >>712414647 >>712414774
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:55:48 AM No.712414553
Flying Waters
Flying Waters
md5: 3e665b40772db6296a097e85393be21f๐Ÿ”
>>712395575
Honestly, Flying Waters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms4Mmb9kY4E
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:57:39 AM No.712414647
>>712414537
>Philosophers
>Gamblers
>No rules arena
>Amphitheater
>Fortune tellers
>Traders
Replies: >>712414859
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:00:23 AM No.712414774
file
file
md5: 1088e279e9d9c90a01100a1420397760๐Ÿ”
>>712414537
>slightly blueish brown next to slightly reddish brown
yeah bro the game is so brown! so true!
Replies: >>712414859
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:01:48 AM No.712414859
>>712414647
>philosophers that say gestrals like fighting for no reason
>gambler(not plural) that gives you a skill to randomly do more damage when you fight for no reason
>no rules arena because they like fighting for no reason
>amphitheater where nothing happens but all the npcs talk about how they hope a fight happens for no reason
>i must have missed the fortune teller, but i have a feeling it's related to fighting for no reason
>traders that are everywhere all over the world so this doesn't differentiate the town in any way
>>712414774
that's literally just light brown
Replies: >>712414954 >>712415036
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:03:42 AM No.712414954
>>712414859
>missed the point
>missed the point
>missed the point
>missed the point
>missed the point but pretends like it doesn't matter
>missed the point
Replies: >>712415020 >>712427131
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:04:50 AM No.712415020
>>712414954
>cope
>cope
>cope
>cope
>cope
>cope
Replies: >>712415052
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:05:11 AM No.712415036
>>712414859
>that's literally just light brown
KEK, so fucking dishonest. "white people are just light brown actually"
Just take the L retard.
Replies: >>712415342
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:05:31 AM No.712415052
>>712415020
>seethe
>seethe
>seethe
>seethe
>seethe
>seethe
Replies: >>712415342
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:10:50 AM No.712415342
>>712415036
what L? a flat featureless beach with a few random blobs of indescribable etc in the background is proving my point
>>712415052
>cringe
>cringe
>cringe
>cringe
>cringe
>cringe
Replies: >>712415376 >>712415461
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:11:32 AM No.712415376
>>712415342
>cope
>cope
>cope
>cope
>cope
>cope
Replies: >>712415491
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:12:42 AM No.712415461
>>712415342
>what L? a flat featureless beach with a few random blobs of indescribable etc in the background is proving my point
Your point was about colors, not geometry or features you fucking retard.
Replies: >>712415582
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:13:08 AM No.712415491
44f0a5591ac34945b646642280a775c826a0017ea176f6d32d06d9fa266b4e7c_1
>>712415376
Replies: >>712415534
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:13:21 AM No.712415503
1749562749324398
1749562749324398
md5: fd97b114f0ded1d3e0eef400d4952ace๐Ÿ”
>>712408152
The hair is where it matters.
Replies: >>712415739 >>712418007 >>712423939 >>712426021
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:13:57 AM No.712415534
>>712415491
>ifunny.co
anon I...
Replies: >>712415645
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:14:23 AM No.712415556
1724005770417881
1724005770417881
md5: 378332d1cd88786948fab507cb661e9a๐Ÿ”
>>712409236
>Mario Kart $80.00 won.
OHNONONONONO
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:14:43 AM No.712415582
>>712415461
the flatness and featurelessness also applies to the colors, aestheticlet-kun. look at that beach picture and honestly tell me you think it's dynamically colored
Replies: >>712415920
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:15:18 AM No.712415609
>>712395305 (OP)
It should be against the rules to say this game is bad without also posting a game you think is good so we can mock you. If you don't appreciate something about this game you just don't like games and should fuck off to a different hobby.
Replies: >>712415806 >>712415859
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:15:56 AM No.712415645
>>712415534
the fact your dogshit argument could be encompassed by an ifunny shitpost is more of a reflection on you than me
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:17:21 AM No.712415739
>>712415503
call me the bushwhacker cuz i'm tearing up that bramble
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:18:38 AM No.712415806
>>712415609
>wahhhhh
Faggot
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:19:21 AM No.712415859
>>712415609
This game is bad and also Toejam and Earl is good
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:20:05 AM No.712415897
>>712395305 (OP)
what's the weird 33 shit? french freemasons?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:20:30 AM No.712415920
>>712415582
>aestheticlet-kun
you have the aesthetic sense of a 5yo...
>dynamically colored
retard, it's a beach with the color of a beach. your argument was "every thing is brown" I showed that it's wrong and now you try to change you argument to " the beach should be like a rainbow bro" .
take the L
Replies: >>712416170
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:23:33 AM No.712416081
squall
squall
md5: c0e70725640d52dedaf3d7359655c161๐Ÿ”
>>712395305 (OP)
I took a 10 second look at this and determined it was complete and utter dogshit. I love having good taste.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:25:00 AM No.712416170
>>712415920
>your argument was "every thing is brown"
my original argument was actually "grey and drab" i just called your first example reddish brown next to blueish brown. your beach picture is equally visually uninteresting, it's just brighter than most of the rest of the game
Replies: >>712416447
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:25:03 AM No.712416175
>>712395575
when MC gets PTSD
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:26:47 AM No.712416278
>>712399314
I don't understand footfags
anime feet are one thing but 3dpd feet are gross
Replies: >>712416347
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:28:01 AM No.712416347
>>712416278
this. i got a footjob from a girl once just to see what the fuss was all about. i couldn't cum.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:28:37 AM No.712416376
The game's story reveals that Maelle is actually Alicia, a character from the real world, who was painted into existence by Aline's lingering Chroma. The Paintress, revealed to be Aline, is the mother of Verso, and her grief-fueled power dictates the lifespan of the inhabitants of Lumiรจre.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:29:57 AM No.712416447
>>712416170
>your beach picture is equally visually uninteresting
"yeah i was wrong about the colors but it's still bad "
Ok retard
Given your absolute garbage taste, being "visually uninteresting" is probably a sign of quality
Replies: >>712416803
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:36:21 AM No.712416803
>>712416447
>"yeah i was wrong about the colors but it's still bad "
yes everything in a scene being a samey, washed out, barely differentiated color is bad whether the color is dark brown or light tan. i don't know why you would think this is an inconsistent opinion unless you were retarded.
Replies: >>712417671
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:52:09 AM No.712417671
>>712416803
my point is that you are a retard that can't argue for shit.
your claim 1 thing (grey and drab) then another (differentiated color) when you realized that you are wrong.
your "barely differentiated color" is a new point that you took out of your ass and when I'll pull an image to show you the contrary you will again change argument because you just want to shitpost.
I'm done taking with "people" like you.
I do get what you want tho, you want cartoon/anime style of colors with high contrast, that style was also present in older games because of the lower fidelity. I just think not all games should look like that.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:53:06 AM No.712417728
>>712403907
Pressing a button on time is more skilful because you cant cheese it with a google search. Traditional turn-based RPGs can not be hard in age of instant information access. Thing is, turn-based games can still be a rewarding experience but only if an individual player respects the integrity of their journey and doesn't alt-tab each time they stumble into an obstacle. Unfortunetly, there's too many gamers who lack the neccesary discipline to enrich their gaming experience in such a way. Game developers take notice of it and come to the wrong conclusion. Instead of turning turn-based games into action games, game developers should turn around to those complaining about turn-based games being too easy and tell them to unplug their ethernet cable and turn on plane mode on their phones.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:58:09 AM No.712418007
1740658902108357
1740658902108357
md5: 9a7aa20f919dbb5f803a83e18faa55c0๐Ÿ”
>>712415503
nice
Replies: >>712420293
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:38:49 AM No.712420293
>>712418007
Perfection
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:40:04 AM No.712420357
>>712395305 (OP)
it's overhyped game awards slop
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:01:24 AM No.712421441
>>712403067
>why would someone play this
Because they have a modern system and want to see why it's the highest rated game of all time? Because it's a JRPG with good mechanics and none of the pedophile weeb shit and panty jokes of every other series? Because the entire cast of all of those series combined doesn't have the charisma of any single character in E33 and this is apparent at a glance?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:59 AM No.712423939
>>712415503
Sex with hapas
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:55 AM No.712424260
>>712395305 (OP)
tell me this is your first jrpg without telling me this is your first jrpg
7.5 at best and being extremely generous
Replies: >>712424324 >>712426050
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:54:12 AM No.712424324
>>712424260
It's a 9.9 minimum
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:54:56 AM No.712424363
>>712398952
You think you can be a great witch/wizard while wearing shoes like some buckbroken cuck?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:56:21 AM No.712424452
>>712403067
>the entire catalog of Atlus
anime
>Dragon Quest
anime
>Trails
anime
>Fate/Extra and CCC
anime
>Atelier
anime
>Pokemon
anime
>Digimon
anime
>Sakura Wars
anime
>even the gayass Final Fantasy series
Became slop after X
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:23:37 PM No.712425918
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>>712395575
Their first conversation.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:25:25 PM No.712426021
>>712415503
This picture would be perfect is her stomach would be less masculine.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:26:14 PM No.712426046
>>712402197
youtube algorithm literally prioritizes dumb faces like this on thumbnails
Replies: >>712426108
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:26:26 PM No.712426050
>>712424260
Sorry, bruh. It's the best thing I've ever played and I played all your favorite games.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:27:26 PM No.712426108
>>712426046
>youtube algorithm literally prioritizes
What if it's not some abstract piece of computer magic, but humans and their preferences who prioritize such things?
I think that's an important distinction to make.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:45:42 PM No.712427131
>>712414954
Have you just never played a real RPG? So CO can get away with just sticking a lot of flavour text NPCs and bog standard battles in a map that basically looks like any other dungeon?

Go play FFIX and come back and realise the difference.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:47:15 PM No.712427224
>>712395305 (OP)
I hate the graphics quality and the audio levels are out of whack but the game was decent enough
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:52:28 PM No.712427536
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>>712395575
When you actually play it.