>>712395673 (OP)Should've been the switch pro. Noone wants to spend that much money
>>712395673 (OP)Because it failed every possible expectation i had for it, also any positive points about it are invalidated the second you have a grasp of technology. Also no games.
>>712395673 (OP)The only thing that bothers me is the fact all you braindead retards are setting the standards way lower than they already even are. These companies know that they can spit in your eye and you will still buy their diarrhea. By extension the rest of us who don't like diarrhea suffer because all the other companies take notice of tendie behaviour as if it were the defacto.
Other than that we dont give a shit about what you trannies spend your money on.
>>712395673 (OP)>We should've had this long ago. >Those game pricesAside from that I have a deck and I'm fine with just that until the sexbox queer ally comes out
also this
>>712396230
It has become obvious to me over the last several years that snoys and PC vegans hate nintendo more than like their own brands.
>>712397683wrong, sony and nintendo fans are brothers, we only hate PC vegans
>>712397683It's literally just Snoys and possible paid shills from Microjeet.
>>712397683At this point, consoles are just small form factor PCs with serious airflow issues and locked down operating systems.
>>712395673 (OP)Why are you already bored of it?
>>712397683>PC>brandAh yes, that famous PC brand...
>>712395673 (OP)i'm brown and poor huehuehue
>>712395673 (OP)Because people enabled incredibly shitty business practices and this board celebrates it just because BUWUDDABOUT SONY.
>>712401195>stick drift hasn't been solved on Switch 2 controllers, they still use cheap ALPS potentiometer sticks>Switch 2 controllers have proprietary connectivity that make them currently impossible to connect to PC with even rudimentary Xinput support>Pro Controller 2 shell held together with fucking ADHESIVE (they really are Japple)>proprietary analog stick mounts on Pro Controller 2>the analog sticks use different sized sticks on the Pro Controller 2>$85-95 :)I fucking hate Nintendo and every single one of the four million dumb COVID-nostalgic cunts who just validated all of this. But hey the snoys and steamies were heckin owned.
>>712401463So is this all just spite because the PS5 didn't fail as hard as you fags wanted?
>>712401301Steam deck, valve, gabe, yuzu etc
>>712395673 (OP)>le seeftired meme buzzword, please read a book for once in your life
>>712401542Those are all brands within PC gaming. PC isn't a brand. Calling PC a "brand" would be like calling console a "brand". That's the point I was making. The fact that it needed to be spelled out for you shows how retarded you are.
>>712395673 (OP)Prime 4 wasn't a launch title for some reason
>>712401691Correct, PC gaming isn't a brand, it's a cult. However this cult worships PC brands.
>>712401916That's not enough, clearly.
>>712401892We don't need launch titles. You just need to pay 450 so you can play rereleased Switch 1 games, Slopperkart and don;t forget to put 10$ in Nintendo's tip jar and you can get a shitt half baked tech demo too.
>>712402673He's right though. No other fandom has as cringe a name as r/PCMasterRace or draws shit like this.
>>712395673 (OP)I want planning on getting one for about a year but that changed with splatoon. I'll get it bundled with that.
For now it provides another kind of entertainment in watching the guys that filled the catalogue with doom posts running up to launch have their entire narrative collapse.
>>712403137They just spend $100 for controllers and $80 for Mario Kart instead. So epic.
Bros... we were the GAMERS... our word was LAW... FUCK! WE made the rules! WE got the high scores! WE got bonus XP and new maps from our Doritos and Mountain Dew, not THEM! The FUCKING CASUAL GAY FAGGOT BABY TODDLER NORMIE SHIT FUCK LOSER SHITENDO NERDS were supposed to LICK our BOOTS! You cannot PLAY games on anything less than a PLAYSTATION 5 PRO, that is GAMER LAW! You cannot play on a FILTHY HANDHELD! THEY do not KNOW what it MEANS to be a GAMER! They MOCK us! Those stupid Japanese bugmen think THEY can tell US what to like? How DARE they CROSS us! They didn't listen... We ran our campaigns... We told the world just HOW it was going down... And they CHOSE to HUMILIATE /US GAMERS/ for ANOTHER GODDAMN FUCKING 8 YEARS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I can't take it anymore...
I'm logging out... no respawns...
>>712403461Better than $800 for Gabe's controller
>>712403679So you retards just make shit up now.
>>712395673 (OP)It's pushing $80 as a standard price
>>712400151>>at this pointThatโs literally all they have EVER BEEN
>>712395673 (OP)It's just so mediocre all around.
>>712404080Oh sorry it was $649 USD for a controller with no games.
I'm going to emulate and pirate every nintendo game and theres nothing you can do about it but seethe lil tendy
>>712404271Are you referring to the Steam Deck? It starts at $399.99. Less if you get one refurbished
>>712404271Ohhhh. You're doing that dishonest thing again where you're uncharitably comparing your thing with the most expensive option of the competition.
>>712404428Ah, It won't have an emulator, gotcha.
I thought it was odd simultaneously hating it but being desperate to play the games.
I'm not seething. I got in late to switch emulation just to play dread and mess around with a few other games, prospect of emulation seems much shakier this time around and I'm ok with that, I'm not that intereted in seeing more of current metroid and I can live without playing the new 3d mario.
>>712404359>It starts at $399.99And goes up to $649.99 with Gabe's proprietary $250 1TB SD card
I do not think people care as much about this console as much as Nintendo fans want to believe.
Trying to make $80 normal for a video game as if we didn't just start seeing $70 is disgusting though, fuck off.
>>712404813>proprietary 250 dollar 1tb sd cardQRD? According to steam, you can use any card as long as it's formatted correctly.
>>712395673 (OP)Definitve list of never evers on the Nintendo Brick 2 (no games):
>Death Stranding 2>Clair Obscur: E33>Ghosts of Yotei>Pragmata>Lies of P: Overture>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater>Silent Hill F>Hell is Us>Resident Evil 9>Lost Soul aside>Gears of War: Reloaded>Monster Hunter Wilds>Stellar Blade>Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle>Doom: The Dark Ages>Elden Ring: Nightrein>Mafia: The Old Country>Dying Light: The Beast>Hell is Us>Marathon>Ninja Gaiden 4>Metal Eden>Vampire: The Masquerade โ Bloodlines 2>Killing Floor 3>Grand Theft Auto 6>Onimusha: Way of the Sword>The Elder Scrolls 6>Nioh 3>Mortal Shell 2
>>712404813>proprietarylolwut?
it has a 90hz oled screen. With the anti glare cover. and the redesigned internals that give better temps and battery life.
>>712405052There is no QRD. He's a retard and/or a shill. It'll take any 2230 m.2 ssd and any micro sd cards, though the lcd deck speed caps out at 100 mb/s. Not sure if the oleds go any faster
>>712404421Looks like it's fair game since you said Nintendo fans were buying $100 controllers when Switch literally is a controller, and every controller and joycon from the prior gen work on Switch 2
>>712405052Then why is the $650 1TB model $250 more expensive than the $400 model?
>>712405169False, half of those have been confirmed check
>>712405402Prove it. Also, you don't have a functional penis.
If it gets modern day multi plats at release and they run well then I may pick one up eventually. Nintendo'a first party is such soulless, corporate garbage. I don't understand where the fuck people get the idea of "Nintendo charm" from. Nintendo's entire identity is built on sanding away any hint of charm, life, or personality. It sucks. But if Elden Ring runs well, Duskbloods ends up good, and other AAA devs follow suit, it may be worth a pick up. Right now though, no. Mario anything is like a direct dosage of mental sludge shot into the brain.
>>712405374I hope this answers you're question.
You are question.
>>712405374>>712405504Because it has a 90hz oled screen, you stupid fuck
>>712405525Yeah that's what I'm laughing at. A $650 controller with no games.
>>712405595Except every game you have on steam.
And pretty much every game you could ever want to emulation from the 6th gen and before.
>>712405571That will be $650 dollars please, plus tax, plus tip. Games? Lol
>>712405456I did last thread, stop pretending to miss it
>>712405297And virtually every Bluetooth controller works on Steam Deck. Your point?
>>712405595Yeah, no 10$ Steam tutorial like on Switch 2
>>712405657$650 for shit I can already do for free
>>712405863Steam Deck tutorial game was free. Even the PS5's tutorial game was free
>>712403461They just spend $1500 + tip to Nvidia instead. So epic.
>>712405863Inatead you get duck click predatory gambling NFT game. Congrats
>>712395673 (OP)it just isnt fucking fair - playstation BY FAR, has the BETTER FUCKING PRODUCT - but this fucking kiddie toy outsells it. i will NEVER stop shitting on this CHILDRENS TOY until it is in the fucking ground burried by playstation or hell, EVEN XBOX at this point.
>>712406126>overpriced garbage with a proprietary cd drive that doesn't work offlineLook, I hate the switch 2 hardware, but let's not go saying things we can't take back.
>>712406126>playstation BY FAR, has the BETTER FUCKING PRODUCTFrom a technical standpoint, yes. But PS5 really doesn't have any games, and many of the few that it did have are on PC now. Software drives your console, not hardware
>>712406126Don't kid yourself faggot, PS, Xbox, and Steam are all 2a 2b and 2c multiplat boxes to Switch's 1A.
>>712406006Strange, my GPU was $400.
>>712406330But PC can play Switch 1 games and with time, will likely play Switch 2 games
>>712395673 (OP)Honestly OP I think a lot of us just come here to argue when we're between games and pissed off that we can't find something we want to play. If you think you'll like the Switch 2 buy it, why bother asking /v/?
>>712406402So can Switch 1 and 2 for cheaper and they play more switch games
>>712405672So you can't prove it? I accept your concession, Mr. Flaccid Penis.
>>712406473He wants to know how many snoys and steamies he's heckin owning if he buys it
>>712406591PC can do alot more than a Switch can though. All Nintendo had to do was price it reasonably, but they didn't.
>>712406126Definition of retard here. PS5 is inferior to xbox series x in every single definition of the word and yet you still say PS5 is better. You are doing exactly the same retarded nigger logics because you are subhuman fanboy retard. Kys
>>712406649Wow I feel so heckin owned since I'm a steamie he can go away now I guess since he owned us
>$70-80 base game prices
>$10 'upgrade' fees for S1 games already owned
>several years old first party games STILL at full price
I could forgive Nintendo for some shit, but these are unacceptable.
>>712406679>PC can do alot more than a Switch can thoughExcept play more switch games
>>712395673 (OP)I wish the paddles didn't come off. I hate the design, and no one uses the waggle any more now that the novelty is passed. It should have looked like a big ass GBA, or a PSP or something.
>>712406769>All his complaints are price relatedHave you tried not being poor?
Seethe? You just donโt understand Nintendoโs level of quality and craftsmanship. The dock even has hidden Easter eggs.
>>712406827Which are not as good as indies and multiplats, to be honest. And the best way to play those is on PC.
>>712397683snoys have always hated PC, nintendo, and xbox more than they've ever loved their own brand
its why playstation games don't sell until they release on PC or switch
>>712397683>baby's first console war It has always been like this you dumb fuck.
>>712406827Yeah that's totally true and I accept that. But the Switch and Switch 2 are not particularly powerful and there are many games they can't play.
A proper PC is more expensive but If you buy a steam deck you can load whatever Linux distribution you want and do whatever you want on it. Tradeoffs.
>>712397683The guys who hate Nintendo but are always happy to pirate their games are just loving them in a tsundere way.
>>712406964Ok then don't emulate it. idgaf what you play
>>712407065I get it, you're a PC vegan. Everything must be a PC or else it's off limits. If that's your faith then do as you please. It's not mine so I'll dabble with consoles.
>>712407196But I like Nintendo and they're just making it so hard for me to like them though. 80$ dollar games? 450$ and no hall effect joysticks even? come on.
>/v/ was about to eat shit and commit suicide if Switch 2 was a success.
>Switch 2 will be a success and no one will commit suicide.
Boring
>>712395673 (OP)I just donโt get the point at the moment. Literally just a Mario Kart machine at the moment, people already own any other niche it can do. Tried at a friendโs house and the mouse mode and actually supporting last gen controllers (fuck Sony) is nice, at least.
>>712407278I'm not going to shill anything to you. Buy whatever you want.
>>712407351Better to wait, no reason to buy now.
>>712401372>Switch 2 controllers have proprietary connectivity that make them currently impossible to connect to PC with even rudimentary Xinput support>proprietary analog stick mounts on Pro Controller 2>he analog sticks use different sized sticks on the Pro Controller 2I fail to see how these points are problems. They're just hardware differences, that happens with any product.
>>712407391I may well end up buying the Switch 2 though. I'm just disappointed with it. I never owned a Switch and i want access to the game library.
>>712397683>BrandI don't like any brand, my pc is a tool and it disgusts me that nintendies sold their souls to their brand
Funniest think is that it's not just /v/, a few days ago I saw a Tiktok video shitting on the Switch 2 with 500k likes lmao.
Just a VERY loud minority at the end of the day.
>>712407418Pulling a 180 on ease of user servicability and flexibility from just a generation ago is bad actually
>>712406126Then go and support the better product. Nothing wrong in having cheaper alternatives. Not everyone wants the same size of TV in their houses.
>>712407351Bananza, MP4, and Kirby Air Riders are coming soon. Prease have patience.
>>712406126PC rapes the playstation in every possible metric, if all you care about is the best product why shill playstation?
>>712408005That's a lie. an idort would be disgusted at the notion of using sales as a metric of quality, and they would be sickened by anyone cheerleading a company. That's snoy behavior.
>>712407726>people are more immediately upset with the game that's ACTUALLY out that's ACTUALLY 80 dollars first, than the game that's had speculative talk about its priceStop it the fuck now with the deflection.
>>712408273Well I just proved your theory wrong, didn't I
>>712408674When you say things like "PC has no games" and "only snoys would like playing on the PC" it kinda proves my theory right.
>>712408421sony released another version of the last of us for $120
another fucking version of a PS3 game they've released 5 time, this time some 5 jpegs and a chatgpt 'thank you' letter
for $120
fuck off snoy
>>712408842Two games. They released two games. That's what you mean. I know counting is hard for Nintendo fans (that's also why they think Sony started $80 lmao).
>>712408842whatever happened to "stop being poor"?
>>712408807My Xbox Series X has no games, all multiplats and ports. See, I can say that, so you're wrong.
>>712409167don't worry little bro
sony will sell you a 8th version of the last of us for $90 in a year
>>712409325Nintendo still wants you to pay $80 for BotW ($90 if you want modern fps). Don't get fucking cute.
>>712409405At least it comes with the DLC.
>>712409405Reminder that tendies spent 10$ on a tutorial and claim its goty because they have no games to play
>>712409468$20 is the DLC cost you dribbling retard.
>>712395673 (OP)did they fix the dock scratching the screen at least?
>>712397948>buying two consolesRetard the meta is PC+Nintendo. Get out of here poorfag.
>>712409590reminder that snoys spent $800 on a console then $80 on a disk drive
>>712395673 (OP)The pricing is abusive and sets a dangerous precedent.
>>712404329never any switch 2 games unless you are cool waiting for 18 months when everyone is playing smash instead
>>712409731see
>>712409709Sony literally selling DLC for their fucking console to have basic functionality
>>712409731HAHA YOU POOR SAAR YOU POOR also gpu pwices aw too scawy...
>>712406769>buying old games from the storeI can wait less than a month and any game out there will have at least 1 copy being sold for $30 near me and the gas cost of meeting up is less than what tax would be
>>712409861>UR A JEETI play mainly on PC (4080) and also own a Switch OLED, I just don't think the Switch 2 quality matches it's price, that's it.
Nintendo fans don't want Nintendo to be better. They just want Nintendo to get more validation for the same practices.
>>712395673 (OP)The hardware itself doesn't make me seethe but the consoomer base does. All this time complaining about the price including the 2 treehouse days where "drop the price" was spammed in the chat, yet most of them went out and bought the device anyway. The frustrating thing is it's not specific to tendies either but most modern consumer bases seem to have no backbone to protest bad consumer practices.
>>712410119This has been a thing for decades. Modern conglomerates, the media, the government, they've all been grooming this generation and prior generations to be good slaves who buy everything without question.
They bought lead lined paint and gasoline, they bought asbestos for their houses. they consume microplastics by the cup full. They will consume Red dye 40 and high fructose corn syrup. Why? Because they've been told that these were good things. People are stupid.
>>712409731The precedent was set a while ago they're just seeing how far they can push it before the gaming industry implodes
>>712410315>They will consume Red dye 40 and high fructose corn syrup.People do that most of the time simply because they don't care. I don't think anyone in their irght mind really believes HFCS is good for you.
>>712410119Instead of making much noise, they protested the hike to $70 by not buying 9th-gen games in nearly the same numbers as they did for 8th-gen and some cross-gen games. But with Nintendo's jump to $70-80, even that silent discretion has totally fucking disappeared.
>>712410064Prove it, post a pic of your rig and device specifications screenshot saar
>>712410412They'll defend it if their masters tell them to.
>see Johnny, you need to consume HFCS because it saves Mcdonalds a ton of money, and it's our patriotic duty
>>712410721To be fair, the industry is gonna collapse soon no matter what anybody does and from a business standpoint it's probably better to take what you can while you can and maybe hope to be in a better position than other companies when things pick up again. I don't really know anything about business though and it sucks as a consumer
>>712395673 (OP)People who devote their entire personality around a brand are just pathetic. While tendies have a bad image of being onionboys, they're not much worse than gachafags or other circlejerkers, so whatever.
I'm fine playing whatever and would use the console if available but there's no reason to buy one when my PC has basically everything I want
>>712406885Have you tried not being a retard that brags about letting himself be ripped off
>>712407726Easier to go from 80 to 100 than it is to go from 70 to 100, what a moron
>>712411302So you're just happy being poor? Good for you I guess...
>>712395673 (OP)Someone once posted a thread of the cute little dances the characters make in Mario Kart World and everyone just started saying things like "forced soul" or shit like that.
I mean, discussing things on this shithole is pretty much impossible, but Nintendo is on a whole other level of bad.
>>712411302See
>>712410074 and
>>712401509. Nintendofags are furious because they think Sony didn't get punished enough with the PS5 (despite functionally becoming a third-party within just a year of the damn thing's lifespan and only becoming more true each year), namely by SIE dying on the spot, so now all they want is for Nintendo to stoop to their level but get away with it as a form of ugly petty consolewar revenge.
>Switch 2 is too expensive!
>PS5 is even more expensive
>uhhh stop ebing poor!
Do you not realize how dumb you sound?
>>712411813Snoys completely lack self awareness
>>712411813>>712412176>something having a high price means that it's good :)))>NO NOT LIKE THAT, ONLY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT!Let me guess, Apple is also a quality brand, because they can dupe millions into buying a 5000 dollar TV stand.
>>712412320>something having a high price means its evil and anti-consumer Yes.
>b-but sonySony is evil too. We've been over this ever since 599 US dollars.
>>712412205As I said, complete lack of self awareness
>>712411813Do you not realize how poor you sound?
>I ONLY GO INTO NINTENDO THREADS AND DON'T SEE PEOPLE DISCUSSING SONY'S BUSINESS PRACTICES
>WOWWWWW THIS MUST BE A SNOY CONSPIRACY
>>712395673 (OP)10 year old games still $70 in the eshop. For new games it will be $80. They are just greedy as fuck, and I can play like 10 games on PC for the price of one shitty Nintendo game.
>>712405169Pretty much most of those games will come to Switch. And you won't get any of those Nintendo exclusives.
>>712395673 (OP)>80โฌ too expensive>90โฌ games >Still the same drift problems>Paid upgrades for games>No launch catalog As someone who has been playing with the Switch 1 since 2017... Why wouldn't it make me seeth?
>>712413262>I can play like 10 games on PCDo you really sit at a desk to play video games?
>>712413437Just like anyone who is interested in a playable experience.
>>712412906How 'bout you discuss deez nutz in yo' mouf nigga!
And there it is, tendies have no arguments left when they're backed into a corner
>>712404167most signs point to nintendo not being the one that pushed it. they were the first to announce it due to their switch 2 showcase, but ultimately the entire industry was clearly gearing up to add $10 to current software launch prices and aggressively increase the prices of their current generation hardware.
it's fine to hate nintendo, but i genuinely think in this case it's misattributed aggression. get mad at the industry
>>712415121>no you see Nintendo isn't actually guilty of $80 games because someone else TALKED ABOUT doing it beforehandWhat is this fucking "tricking god" talmudic logic?
do they really charge you $10 for an upgrade of a game you already own to play it on the switch 2
>>712415236no you dip, it's clear from the timing of every announcement that may was the fucking month all the major publishers were going to announce their price hike. there's no trick here. no finance department decides within a month of a nintendo announcement to change the entire pricing model. these changes are rolled out gradually if they're in response to a specific competitor. the way it happened simultaneously is incredibly suggestive that every manufacturer agreed that this is the was the time they needed to catch up to inflation.
i don't like it either, but if you're super serious about it being completely unacceptable, just don't buy games.
>>712413370 i emulate everything on my steamdeck and what doesnt run well on my steam deck i just run it on my pc lol
>>712415349$10 since it's not a simple config change. Their compatibility layer deals isn't really emulation, so getting games to hit their actual performance targets takes dev work and lots of playtesting time. that doesn't come for free.
feel free to blame nvidia
>>712415541will you be seething at the lack of a switch 2 emulator
>no because it's all shovelware anyway>except when the emulator comes out, then it's "thanks for betatesting!"i also emulate switch games and let's not pretend like the reason nintendo consoles get all the emulator dev attention is because people actually like the games they make
>>712415601You're the biggest cultists and it didn't even take brand worship. Congrats
>>712415651no, i will be waiting patiently and play the games i want to play because i find that more fulfilling than arguing with other spergs online about it
i bought the original switch when it came out because i was interested in what kind of games it would have and then grew tired after the first 2 years where it stagnated because of the atrocious nes/gb/snes game library support (the snes one is like 90% garbage shovelware sports titles because capcom, square enix, konami all sell their stuff in their own collections) and by the time they announced the gba collection i was already checked out. now with my steam deck i can play more nintendo games than i could on my switch
>>712415929holy negative iq
designs like fazz were made for you
I just realized I will never get to play Concord on my Nintendo Switch 2...
>Snoys want this console to be like the Ouya: too chickenshit to run any games people like to play in current year.
>Tendies want this console to be a PS4 Pro Max Discount PS5 On Wheels
The target fidelity is Switch 1 games with bumps to framerate, resolution, texture filtering, etc., but you can generally expect last-gen-like power from this thing. If you like Nintendo games, then you'll like what this console has to offer. If not, then you aren't in the audience.
For what it's worth, game design hasn't really changed from last-gen to current-gen. It's just resolution bumps and framerate adjustments. I was always fine with how PS4 games looked but not how they ran. As long as the Switch 2 can run PS4-lite looking games at a rock solid 60 (or failing that, 40 FPS on the VRR screen), nothing else matters because I have a fucking gaymin PC to run real graphical loads.
>>712395673 (OP)Everyone was nice on board with it until the price
>>712417235The price is reasonable for what it offers. The problem was always game prices going up
>>712404167Do you really think that the new Doom game and Outer Worlds 2 are only $80 because Nintendo announced it first?
>>712417752The issue is that the Switch is making games more expensive while everyone else is used to seeing PS5 games being $70
If the PS6 was coming out and their games were $100 with GTA 6 being $125-150 everyone will praise Nintendo for not being as greedy
>>712417519You're comparing the docked performance using DLSS to a console that has no FSR on it.
I like DLSS just fine but I'm talking about handheld performance on this thing. The Switch 2 is plenty powerful to make great games, but you should set your expectations accordingly and realize that the flagship titles will look closer to HD uplifts on Switch games and less like Monster Hunter Wilds
>>712395673 (OP)I'm annoyed they didn't make any games for it
What's the point of releasing a new console with no games? Nintendo should make games
>>712395871>Should've been the switch pro. Noone wants to spend that much moneyThe Switch OLED is already $350. How much do you think the pro was going to be? The Switch 2 is both the next gen and the "Pro" that plays Switch games better all-in-one system.
>>712420517>flagship titles will look closer to HD uplifts on Switch gamesI'm fine with that. That would allow them to run at 1440p/4K60.
>and less like Monster Hunter WildsSwitch 2 can run Wilds as well.
Switch 2 is "Series S Lite" rather than "PS4+".
Architecture, CPU, GPU, RAM, storage speed are all in line with current gen systems