Thread 712426189

The Greatest romance in video games of our generation

Susie sex battle

... is non-canon

I wonder if Susie would like handholding.

>>712426189 (OP)
>>712426373
>>712426468
>>712426509
Is this like Steven Universe with Lapis and Jasper or whatever. Both series are similar and the fanbase is the exact same, that all I know

>>712426189 (OP)
Kill yourself furnigger.

>>712426553
Its like Lapis and Jasper but without cringe and faggotry since your self insert is male Lapis and not Steven Gayverse

Dessriel is cuter

>>712427387
Dess is not even officially revealed

>>712426189 (OP)
MiniKris approves

>>712426189 (OP)
>Becomes a dyke

>>712426189 (OP)
Toby is fucking with the yuri, he will break and return to lesbian only pairings

Am I the only one that hate artists portraying Noelle as cutesy generic doe?
Noelle is a dork, has elongated face and long buck teeth

>>712427597
The programming fails

>>712427671
Nah. I like my doe goofy and loooong.

Hello? Is this the thread for Deltarune discussion?

>>712426553
>Lapis and Jasper
toby really is shameless. smt with the negotiation, earthbound for the overall quirky vibe, now calarts cartoon shit

>>712427837
sshh....

>>712427886
Really cool, is there more, perchance?

JANNYSISTERS, THEY'RE NOT RESPECTING US!

>>712427597
Susielle is a very surface-based relationship. Krusie is the deep bond experience.

>>712428026
No, sorry. I got it from reddit

>>712428089
Darn
>Spoiler
Double Darn

>>712427837
NO. Its a KRUSIE ship discussion only. Normal threads for Deltarune goes to
/VG/!!!

Doe status?

>>712427863
>>712428140
oh okay, guess I'll just go take a visit to the very gay board.

>>712428149
A deer, a female deer.
Ray.

>>712428149
Broken.

>>712427597
gaster would never do this

>>712428084
Knight x Dragon is also an amazing motif

>>712428140
>they found toriel’s wine stash
>”pffft, this tastes like grape juice!”

>>712426189 (OP)
Susie tail reveal when? And will it be for Noelle or for Kris?

>>712428284
Why did he do it..

I FUCKING HATE VIDEO GAMES I LOVE /pol/ SHITPOSTING, FORCED CONSOLE WAR SHITFLINGING, DALL-E SLOPPA, AND POINTLESS FROG THREADS

>>712428470
Don't forget the basedjaks! I FUCKING LOVE THOSE SILLY LITTLE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>712428140
Lucky for me, I'm a Krusie lover

>>712426189 (OP)
Hey little buddy, I don't hate this one but there's no way it's the best one in the game, let alone "of our generation".

janny.... was raped...

>>712428516
Fuck me that's an adorable image

>>712428563
in the summer... of '25...

>>712427532
Fuck this clown and his boss battle.

>>712428563
I took a big nap, did the juanes start deleting threads like these?

You'd think the mods would have learned their lesson after the April Fools incident.

>>712428374
Be straight or be pulp

>>712428573
Some knights (and dragons) just have all the luck, getting to find something like that

>>712428663
fraid so

>>712426189 (OP)
Did anyone else struggle more getting S rank on Susiezzilla than fighting the Knight?

>>712428516
This will happen after Kris runs away from Toriel

>>712428140
>hated shippers threads in /v/ to no end
>now it's the only way to mask actual video game discussion without jannies having a melty
How did things get this bad?

>>712428663
Yep, he's having a tantrum right now
Instead of one thread minding its own business now he's dealing with multiple threads all actively defying him
I wonder if he regrets kicking the hornet nest now.

>>712428284
I can't help but smile whenever I see this animation
I hope the fight against him is kino as fuck

You better post Kris and Susie kissing and/or handholding being all cute RIGHT FUCKING NOW or I'm gonna do something violent

>>712428851
>I wonder if he regrets kicking the hornet nest
Are you kidding this is probably the highlight of janny's day

>>712428318
Susie losing tomboy features is a sin

>>712428851
He's used to it, other games had to go through this which is where the "cultural phenomenon" meme comes from.

The Deltarune threads will continue until morale improves.

liz love

>lgbtroon meltdown happening in real time
love to see it, based mods

>>712427387
>Black fingernail polish
No god fairing son of mine is going to be some rock music listening, dungeons and dragons playing, late at night in the woods demon summoning heretic!

I did find some amusement in how Kris and Susie got a bunch of retarded gremlin moments together, when that was something artists had already been drawing them doing for a while
Feels like vindication

>>712428523
I hope Asgore does something BASED next chapter and not just lame happy cuck behavior like bringing flowers and eating snacks

abyss night hurded my hands so i stopped but i refuse to do chaptrer 4 until hes beaten.

>>712427746
We can go longer.

oh no, the /v/ threads are fighting again

>>712428516
I spoteth an empty space.

All of the Sword Route games are warnings about Kris. The first game is what they did before Chapter 1. The second game is what they did during Chapter 2. The third game is what they'll do at the end of Chapter 3.

List of confirmed based people (Krusie supporters) in Deltarune:
>Rudy (doesn't wants Suselle, tells Kris to take Susie to the movies)
>Alphys (happy to learn that Kris had "lost sleep because of Susie")
>Gerson (suggests that "apple" is the right thing for Kris)
>Ralsei (asks Kris to take Susie to a Ferris wheel ride during festival)
Toriel is technically a supporter, but disqualified for harming their relationship

What’s their endgame?

>>712428527
>combine Garrus from ME, Kim from Disco Elysium and every "best friend" character from Persona series
>turn them female
>you get "Bros before hoes" Susie

>>712428761
Yeah actually. T ranking the cooking game and the rhythm one is piss easy. I thought I did really good for Susiezilla but I only managed an A rank on. Dunno what the threshold is for S but if what I consider a GOOD run is only A I can forget about T rank lol

>>712428754
Chapter 5 will make up for 10 years of AsGOD humiliation, mark my words.

>>712429089
https://youtu.be/R-7h2zYZkC8

This is the best voice for Rouxls Kaard.

Kris, check it out!

>>712429113
bring dess back to life somehow

>>712429090
Do you think it foreshadows that Kris will betray and kill the Knight?

>>712429176
YOUR
LONG

>>712429090
Huh, I originally thought that you kill Ralsei and Susie in another chapter but what you say makes sense

>>712429209
No wonder the game let us deflower her...Toby could be here...

>>712429090
Thinking about it this faggot has zero right to act spooked when we stab ralsei/susie in the game when he literally does the same thing if you win the knight fight.

>>712429176
Long deer is long.

>>712429176
How tall is too tall?
I need some Noellezilla in my life.

I love my deflowered Noelle

>>712429342
He's not spooked.

He's staring at Ramb.

>>712429342
big difference between killing him and just knocking him out

>>712429352
these two are the lamest character designs i have seen in a while

>>712429029
Them drinking juice and Kris using Susie as lawnmower was so out of nowhere considering they started to hang out for like 2 days. Would only make sense if they start to date in a matter of a week

>>712426189 (OP)
>Try to get the knight in Akinator
>Is your character dead or alive?
>Don't know
>Is your character female?
>Don't know

>>712429370
taller, yet taller...

>>712428284
jesus christ i thought she was running over Vriska

>>712429195
wouldn't he sound like the ''hey!'' voice sample in his song from chapter 2

Finally, krusie gets recognized as it should
>>712429398
They're basic, not lame

>>712429238
Kris is clearly the verso to Susie Maelle.
He just want all this to end.

>>712429464
they look lame to me

>>712429020
why not do something about it?

>>712429415
hey man when you really click with somebody it doesn't take very long
especially if you go on a few crazy adventures in that short time
people bond fast in crisis situations

What about this romance

>>712429146
To get S you need to either destroy all the houses in a single a hit then you must absolutely not allow Tenna to get a single hit while Spamtom is around
I don't know how to get T-rank though

>>712429501
No!

>>712429096
Why is Susie related to apple?

>>712429020
>Searches for deltarune threads every minute to samefag about based mods
Are you a techlet? Can't use filters? Strange.

The greatest romance is Kris X Noelle tho

>>712428516
Why can't monsters be real...

>>712429501
I can't believe Toby gave us all a very good reason to play the Genocide route in Undertale

>>712429501
on paper there's not really a problem with Toriel moving on, having a night off to drink and have fun, or whatever
in reality?
Sans is clearly rubbing it in your face
Toriel just had her tires slashed the night before and the police never even showed up. Not the time to let your hair down and get blackout wine drunk

and I looked in the fridge but the pancakes were not there
I can't eat ketchup for dinner you dumb bitch

>>712429493
I dunno, I don't think they look lame at all
>>712429501
delet

>>712429546
Because apples have...worms

For me it's Kris x Knight

>>712429595
i do

>>712429113
Kris want to bring Dess for Noelle since canon Kris is into Noelle. However SOUL make him fall for Susie and he noe longer will want to sabotage the Lightners

>>712429124
>>712429124
>Kim from Disco Elysium
Anon, I don't know how to break it to you, but Susie is nothing like Kim. Susie is literally Cuno, they even have a similar character arc, except Cuno focuses more on "real" stuff and Susie leans more towards fantastic. You did got Cuno's ending in DE?

>>712429596
Wouldn't that mean we're going to end up banging Roulx?

Final boss will be Vessel vs. Cage

>>712429594
>the police never even showed up
Ackshually, Undyne shows up at the end of Chapter 3, and Toriel makes the call to the police before they all fall asleep at the end of Chapter 2
Undyne was a bit late, but she did show up at the end

>>712428754
Asgore and Berdly are really being shat on in Deltarune

I'm fat, my penis is small also. What ship should I like?

>>712429463
Kris sure is lucky sometimes.

>>712429546
It's the symbol of their bond.

>>712429458
Honestly, I can't unhear Man on the Internet and Juno Songs' voices for the characters. Making Spamton sound like Gilbert Gottfried was a stroke of genius.

>>712429546
Kris smells like apples and Susie threatened to bite him because of it several times.

>>712429707
Suselle was made for you my friend, indulge yourself

>>712429673
Yeah, obviously Undyne DID show up but Toriel doesn't KNOW that
She just wakes up and acts like everything is fine

>>712429526
I swear I did well enough to satisfy both. I didn't even get to hit the houses and Tenna gave me points automatically (I assume because his health was so high he didn't need healing). Maybe I was on the cusp and just died too soon when all the shadowguys jump you at the end. I had a score of 494 I'm pretty sure

>>712429090
SO is this also a prediction made by mini kris?

>>712429772
>Kris smells like apples

Well, mostly apples.

The real problem as I see it is now that the stakes of the story are going up, this WAIT isn't going to net us anywhere near as much comfy krusie art as the last WAIT did

>>712428284
>"...and that's how I got this dark crystal."

CAMAAAN
LETS GO FUNGANG

>>712429887
2026 is still at the very least 6 months away
and it's not coming out January 1st

>>712429501
Genocide was the good ending of Undertale

>>712429501
Do people not realize this would've happened in undertale if toriel didn't lock herself up?

>>712429843
Minikris just wants regular Kris to stop being a faggot and just do whatever he wants, regardless of if that means murder or kissing Susie.

So did Kris actually attack Susie and Ralsei during the knight fight?

>>712429974
Minikris is literally fundamentally genocidal. You can't do Mantle and NOT genocide the mini-characters. Never trust a creepypasta ghost.

>>712429958
Yeah so?

>>712429945
>and it's not coming out January 1st
what makes you say that

>>712429925
The whole "Gaster watching the Knight fight play out and rooting for you" thing is really making me think he's not an antagonist any more. Probably some kind of morally grey observer who just wanna see how it all plays out.

>>712429945
Like I said it's not the time factor that's the problem so much as that the whole cozy 'fun wacky adventures to save the world' vibe is kinda going out the window as the stakes go up
Now it's practically a convoluted murder mystery with how many people are being speculated to have their own agenda. Even fucking Asgore at this point

>>712429974
He's homicidal and he's got a taste

>>712429974
Minikirs is Kris you can fully control. So he can go straight for the Susie instead of losing his spaghetti

>>712429029
>>712429078
I wish there was a mod where Kris and Susie just go around town and cause havoc over the course of a weekend.

>>712430060
just a hunch
I don't think we're getting it THAT early

I would love to be wrong though, the sooner the better IMO

>>712429925
>SCORE WITH SOME FACKING DOES
>*BANG BANG BANG*

>>712429974
Ramb setting up the murderous Mini Kris to exist so it can go set up the actual Kris to get laid. Epic wingman activity

>>712430051
So why get mad?

>>712429671
is this going to be the equivalent of that one wrestlemania of john cena vs the rock?

>>712429501
I like how even Susie hates this ship and want Kris to have a happy family with Toriel and Asgore. Woke Hollywood writer would encourage Sans with Toriel because "independant single woman" power

>>712430064
i hate them all

>>712430090
>the whole cozy 'fun wacky adventures to save the world' vibe is kinda going out the window
personally I'm glad about this
I don't really care for the wholesome-chungus "we're just a bunch of goofball kids doing WACKY shit! look, we're eating chalk or whatever"
that's just kind of outdated but I get for some people it's their favorite part

>>712430078
He's just a schizo who theorizes about us and wonders what we're up to.

>>712430108
Can't wait to see the avalanche of YOUR TAKING TOO LONG posts directed at Toby as soon as we enter 2026.

>>712429574
Its basic bitch ship like Susielle, but Noelle doesn't click as much in the midst of battle in darkner world as Susie does

>>712430182
to be fair, he set himself up for it
he can't even be mad if people do that

>>712430120
Why do people get mad over hitler? If he got accepted into art school he would've never started ww2 so why do people hate him?

>>712429925
Wait a second. If Gaster sent Clamgoner in UT to hype up Susie, does it means he's on the list of based people too? >>712429096

>>712428140
>>712428730
>>712429029
>>712429078
>>712429352
I've come to greatly appreciate the "susie and kris being a moron duo" subcategory of the fanarts.

>>712430078
i dont think gaster has ever been an antagonist, or portrayed as such really, literally all we know about him is that he got pseudo wiped from existence and attempts to communicate with both undertale and deltarune with very strange means.

>>712426189 (OP)
This is canon. Susie and Noelle have like zero chemistry idk why anyone thinks Kris and Susie isn't the best pairing. Kris gets susie and I get the deers, everybody happy

>>712427695
Noelle looks like she's on the verge of killing herself here

What do him and Kris talk about while the player isn’t around?

>>712429574
Noelle is like having Sakura on a mission and you have to protect her because she's this useless, while Susie is like having Rock Lee covering your back

>>712429501
DAILY REMINDER

>>712430078
Gaster just wants to create a new future with you.
All signs currently indicate he's hoping you thread the needle, get your ShadowCrystals and the ThornRing and thus your TwistedSwd, but do not make [Frozen Chicken], do not rape the doe, etc.

>>712428834
Its all me, anon
I won't stop
I will make it even worse

>>712429456
God I wish.

Fuck this stupid piece of shit game. It's ugly as hell. The gameplay is ass. The characters are furries. What the fuck is wrong with everybody? This shit sucks. Stop with the bots and tranny spamming this troon garbage.

>>712430370
Post a game you like you double nigger.

>>712429195
Thanks for sharing the field of hopes and dreams one. It's stuck in my head now.

>>712427671
you guys are retarded, her snout is not a philtrum, she's just facing the camera

Post more on-model Noelle art.

>>712430208
Sans started a war that killed millions?
understandable reason to hate him i suppose.

>>712430302
How to break the prophecy probably. Sadly he doesn't know Kris is working with the enemy and he should be planning with us instead.

>>712426189 (OP)
>A thread without Deltarune in title still reaches over 100 replies in one replies in a hour
Damn. Also, janny troubles?

I just realized that Susie always carries a hairbrush and uses shampoo. She must have a really great hair.

Berdly gets his arm burned in the Dark World: he gets sick in the real world.
What if Rudy (Noelle's father) also got hurt in the Dark World?

>>712427387
>Asriel and Dess in their childhood had pretend roleplay fights between their overpowered OCs, a rainbow-winged hyper death god and a dark antlered knight with a batsword who can turn into a bird

I can't find the one with the fireworks shopping cart god damn it

>>712429709
What happens when Susie crosses the line?

>>712430475
>Sadly he doesn't know Kris is working with the enemy
He absolutely fucking knows. He just doesn't wants his friends to fight.

>>712430507
What if Rudy got Dark-cancer in the Dark World and now he has cancer in real life?

:p

>>712430436
every other character with a snout/beak are drawn with theirs in their portraits, noelle is just long

>>712430489
why didn't they get rid of this thread?

>>712429501
You didn’t hear it from me but Sans has erectile dysfunction

>>712430450
You're a long gal.

>>712430626
because Gerson kept posting something and buckbroke them

>>712430593
YOUR DOE IS TOO LONG

>>712430450
she's the cutest when she's on-model, for sure

>>712430090
>the whole cozy 'fun wacky adventures to save the world' vibe is kinda going out the window
Feels like that's the point.

>Kris, Susie and Noelle exit the recent Dark World
>They hear ambulance sirens and rush back to the festival
>They get back only to see Asgore do this to Sans
>Off to the side, Paramedics are hauling off a covered body on a gurney that has horns sticking out

>>712428140
Damn. Shippers won.

>>712430642
YOUR LONG

>>712430689
Said the off-topic avatarfag

it will be revealed that rudy has wingcancer

Do you honestly like Noelle or do you just like that she can be raped by your self-insert?

>>712430704
For you.

>>712430739
>wing cancer

>>712430475
He 100% knows Kris is working with the knight, its why he looks so heartbroken when Kris SWOONS them at the knight fight. They were so close to breaking fate and Kris reapplies it with his blade.

>>712430490
Makes sense, considering how much she likes to sniff Kris's hair, and also how eager she was to let him sniff hers (and how she gets really defensive when she thinks that Kris finds it weird)

the knight definately doesnt look human as we saw at the end of chapter 3 but it ressembled a character we know which is dess
the knight definately doesnt look human as we saw at the end of chapter 3 but it ressembled a character we know which is dess

the explanation as to why this could be is the knight is desses cancer which turned into a character from going into the dark world
it ressembles dess because cancer is essentially your cells that have broken off in a way and are distorted

ALSO The knight is hard to beat and guess what also is? Cancer. Wing cancer.

Wing cancer sounds like Gaster. Gaster cannot communicate with lighteners naturally, so he is manifesting as cancer to manipulate dess and make dess open a portal to light world

>>712430657
This is definitely foreshadowing that Chapter 7 ends in a timeloop back to Chapter 1 with the only actual ending being the weird route

>>712430450
Ignore this anon and post more off-model Noelle art instead

Mike
Dess

Who's next?

>>712430657
ow the angst

>>712429020
Kill yourself, trannitor.

>chapter 4 ends with kris following susie on his own
>chapter 5 starts after kris fumbles the bag without (You) piloting him
>(You) spend the whole chapter trying to patch things up

>>712430753
I actually really do like her

>>712430804
>ralsei magically forgets this by the time chapter 4 happens

>>712429843
Can somebody make a mod that adds the kiss animation?

>>712430545
What if he got stabbed in the chest/lungs/heart and that's why he's so fucked up?

>>712430839
>Mike Hawk
>Dess Nuts

>>712430450
La creatura

>>712430887
>piles of darkworld dust is actually shit from berdly's cloaca theory

>>712430527
there must be a copy on the archive
That said, there's at least +30 deltarune threads so good luck

December Holiday, i.e. Christmas
Kris"tmas" Dreemurr
Kris went exploring with Dess specifically. Dess taught him to play piano and guitar. They seem to have hung out just the two of them with the music video thing and Kris acts more like her than Asriel
What does it mean?

>>712430859
>>(You) spend the whole chapter trying to patch things up
I don't think so.
Shouldn't have put me in a fucking birdcage.

>>712430534
Marriage

Who the fuck is Tmas"?

>>712430450
https://files.catbox.moe/si64bq.png

>>712430872
>Rudy and Asgore tried stopping the Knight to save Dess but failed
>Rudy is all fucked up and dying from his injuries
Jesus Christ...

If Toby makes this a player vs character last chapter I might actually forgive him. I love that shit.

I'm gonna turn that watercooler white

>>712430872
>Asgore's dark world penis went so deep into Rudy's gaping deer hole it pierced his lung

>>712430763
>sorgy
lol

>>712430864
no he's just terrified of confrontation and is used to keeping secrets

>>712430946
His middle name is "Tmas"?

>>712430859
>chapter 4 ends with kris following susie on his own
I feel like it's opposite. Kris and Susie would wreck the whole festival without (You)r supervision. Like, (You) will find them locked up in police station making out afterwards. Too bad because of that dumb bitch Toriel the phone got to yank Kris' chain once again and he might miss the festival entirely. I swear to god, if their relationship suffers just a bit because of her, I will go against my principles and finally do the Genocide run in Undertale.

>>712430869
>she punches him unconscious and lies that he was dreaming when he wakes up

>>712429501
The shitty pedo ship still eclipses it in popularity, even more so after that scene.

>>712430819
Weird route will provide information that might help you find the real ending but is absolutely not gonna be the actual ending

>>712431016
no that's just a nickname noelle calls him

I always hated sans since 2015.

>noelles blog
>susie stays behind in class to taunt kris over his apple shampoo
>smells him
>eats an apple in front of him and tells him that will be him
>when she visits kris she drinks his shampoo
>in chaper 3 when you use mini-kris to push her onto kris she lets him taste her shampoo as well
What does it mean?

>>712431081
Where? When did that happen?

>>12424221
>i think toby went thru what happened to many of us on the web
>he was edgy early on, the slightly more quirky cutesy "PC" era began and he started leaning into that around the undertale era
I wonder, what's the appeal of cutesy tumblr shit to someone who lived through the early internet era? The only reason I'm here is cause of the traces of edge to be found in UT/DR

>>712428149
Raped or beaten by her mother

If "Kris" had to stand for a full name what would you make it?

>>712431124
You can think that edgy jokes are funny and like cute things at the same time.

>

I missed you anons, they shut access to the overseas websites down for three days here

>>712430078
Gaster is the game creator that got swallowed up in his own story.

>>712431137
Kristopher Robin

>>712431213
That's what she gets for grooming kris.

>>712430753
I like her and her relationship with Kris (the REAL Kris) and the dialogs you get for aborting snowgrave at some points are the most genuine and sweet dialogs she has in the entire game

>>712430859
If that little queer blows his(our(my)) chance at dino pussy I'll punt his microscopic autist nuts so hard Femkris will become canon

>>712430753
I liked her before the rape scene
The rape is just a cherry on top

>>712431137
Kristopher-Thomas Dreemurr
Hence, Krismas as the nickname.

Who should wear the Mantle?
Ralsei so he can keep healing?
This shit's kicking my ass.

>The fucking spinny sword corridor attack

>>712430869
This animation is pretty bad because her hands don't touch him for some reason

>>712431137
Kris Knife

>>712430370
It has very cute humans and you're a faggot.

>>712431193
imo anime has always had a much stronger monopoly on cute than the 2010s millennial quirk chungus shit though

>>712431116
>I swallowed Shampoo
>Probably gonna die
>It smelled like fruit
>That was a lie
>Called the number on the bottle
>Spoke to a guy
>He said vomit
>I said why
>He said poison
>I said goodbye
>I look at my finger
>I look at my life
>It isn't that much
>I'll probably be fine
>I swallowed Shampoo
>Probably gonna die
>It smelled like fruit
>That was a lie
>I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO
>PROBABLY GONNA DIE
>IT SMELLED LIKE FRUIT
>THAT WAS A LIE

>>712428089
I need more art of this bitchy hag. There must be more somewhere other than rulr34

>>712430753
I was really soured on Kriselle in the aftermath of chapter 4, but now I think she really wants to patch things up and she's just being stupid, so I'm back to Karkat's diagram. I'm sure Kris and Susie can still be best bros even if it's platonic.

>>712431346
Put it on Susie so you can keep pumping out the Rude Busters
More damage = end the fight before the most bullshitty attacks

>>712431137
Chrysanthemum

>>712431413
Try e621

>>712431010
Susie is gonna put her fist through that monitor

>>712430725
>Wannabe janitor is against the threads
KWAB of the year!

>>712426189 (OP)
>When the light is running low
>And the shadows start to grow
>And the places that you know
>Seem like fantasy
>There's a light inside your soul
>That's still shining in the cold
>With the truth
>The promise in our hearts
>Don't forget
>I'm with you in the dark

Huh, this song took a different meaning.

>>712431476
I bet she's shredded

>>712431116
Smellfags, not even once

>>712431116
During tea party with Gerson, if Kris refuses the tea, Gerson hands him an apple. Kris bites the core on the Weird Route trying to poison himself

>>712431327
What does this mean thoughever

>>712431346
Mantle on Susie
Kris & Ralsei spam defend for TP and to not get mulched
Rude Buster whenever possible
Don't get hit lmao

>>712431137
Krismas Dreemurr

>>712431137
Kris holiday

When the diapers are running low and the brown stains start to grow

And the cloaca that you know seems to get musky

There's a smell inside your hole

That's still more than two weeks old

The fumes inside our butts

Don't forget, Noelle will sniff my sharts

>>712430995
Kris vs Vessel finale or just boss NEEDS to happen.

>>712431561
Goes to wonder, why doesn't Kris just kill himself Deltatraveler style to try and control our decisions?

>>712431561
>Kris tries to an hero via cyanide
Kek.. rape the doe.

>>712431638
>why doesn't kris just kill himself
he hasn't completed his mission yet

>>712431638
[Heart] on a [Chain]. He promised, and it's something bigger than him.

>>712430995
It will be Susie vs Noelle imo
The player will pilot Susie, except in weird route where Noelle is piloted instead

>>712431589
See this is why Berdly deserves Snowgrave

>>712431476
Same ones in there. Maybe twitter artists would have some. Or slop fags

>>712430302
Need a scene like that in part 5

https://youtu.be/XDO8OYnmkNY

>>712431137
Krismas.

>>712431118
Chapter 2 when you try to walk the wrong way.

>>712431638
Maybe he can't kill himself. Even if he stabbed himself he'd still have a SOUL keeping him going. Maybe he's already dead and we're piloting his corpse.

>>712430527
Dino science is the best science in the world.

>>712430642
one thing I hate its's because of the fanart, the majority of Loras are like the left side, only one has the correct one.

>>712431346
Susie.

>>712431776
That's the one, god bless you

>>712429375
I hate that the dialogue boxes are out of order

>>712431769
>Maybe he's already dead and we're piloting his corpse.
What if Kris is dead and is living on with sheer determination?

>>712431751
that doesn't say tmass

>>712431769
>asgore hit dess and kris with his car but kris survived because (we) slipped inside him

>>712431751
>named her cactus after her totally platonic forced childhood friend
do women really?

>>712431638
We would LOAD.

KRIS, NO! DON'T GO HOME WITH SUSIE! INSIST YOU WANT TO CRASH AT HER PLACE! BREAK INTO SCHOOL! GO SLEEP ON THE PARK BENCH!

So what's the deal with Kris' hand? Is there something that adds up to it being related to a goner?

>>712431776
that's engineering

>>712431895
I meant killing himself whenever we go against his plan, so even if we load he gets to say what we do

why are the bosses in DT (not superbosses) are so piss easy?
unironically the only challenge that gave me in these new chapters was the spooky pumpkin fight and statue gerson

>>712431887
>Keeps telling Susie that Kris isn't really her friend
>Meanwhile

>>712431843
Why do you think he’s blue in the dark world

>>712431909
>related to a goner
More like a gooner lmao

>>712430995
NOOOO THAT'S MY GAME IDEA DON'T STEAL IT TOBY EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T EVEN DOWNLOADED GAME ENGINE YET

>>712431887
only deers

>>712431437
I honestly think romance would ruin the perfect gremlin duo that Kris and Susie have going on right now
But there's nobody that makes more sense to pair her with really
But really it seems like Susie just wants friends right now, not romance anyway, but all her friends keep trying to fuck her

>>712431638
>people spend years shit talking deltatraveler for being edgy
>kris does the same shit in ch4
APOLOGIZE

>>712431909
Kris is is probably starting to die or something. I dunno

>>712431934
Because is a more narrative game, same as undertale, that didn't have any difficult bosses except the genocide ones

>>712431928
The weird route starts in the Dark World, where he can't remove the SOUL. The Mantle game also says part of Kris enjoys the Weird Route, which is why he doesn't destroy the thorn ring.

>>712432020
I look like this

>>712429823
My score is 530, the points given to you by not allowing Tenna to receive hits while Spamtom is around are the biggest bonus you can get to reach S. But I don't know if T is even reachable, at least I couldn't

>>712430864
Nah, Though Kris sided with the knight at the end of the fight, he's still clinging on to the hope that Kris' can be persuaded, still trying to communicate to Kris whenever our eyes are away. Ralsei knows the entire prophecy, he knew Kris was always on the knights side from the start. He hopes that Kris can still be persuaded to stop the 'final tragedy' from occurring, his ultimate betrayal

>>712431934
Nothing in undertale outside of genocide was hard either.

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>>712429070
I cheated to beat the knight.

>>712429020
>(Laugh folks, he thinks we're paying him for this!)

>>712431941
Because he lives in a blue world, and all day and all night everything is blue for him?

>>712432026
>But there's nobody that makes more sense to pair her with really
Ralsei if we get a really happy ending and he becomes a real boy. Asriel if it's bittersweet and Dess and Ralsei not survive. Asriel is as much of a scaly fetishit as his brother, he would love her.

>>712431909
Lost it while trying to save Dess. Gaster gave him a new goner hand. That’s why the prophecy says he’s made of parts

>>712432026
Ralsei also works unironically.

>>712431437
these really are the ideal pairings
>susie encourages ralsei to be less of a doormat, ralsei encourages susie to be a better person and pushes back on her bad ideas. noelle would just go along with anything susie said
>kris and noelle are childhood friends with cute chemistry (even if you have to abort snowgrave to see most of it), kris's gremlin energy appeals to noelle's controlled fear kink and noelle's doting makes kris slightly less quiet and creepy
the Playing Card Based Dating System wins again

>>712432026
>But really it seems like Susie just wants friends right now
I think that's how things will end, Susie will hear a confession from Noelle and will nicely turn her down saying she's not ready yet and Noelle will go nuclear after seeing go on to be really chummy with Kris. The jealously line was about Noelle, not Asgore

>>712431638
>Deltatraveler has to go back on so much shit now
Amazing

>>712431906
But what about Tenna. He's still at home and sees it all.

>>712432174
What exactly is the playing card based dating system ?

Want my theory?
>Kris died with Dess
>The Heart is actually Kris
>The 'Kris' we control is actually the Vessel after it has attained sentience
>Toriel babies Kris but secretly doesn't care because doesn't know about the heart
>Asgore knows and that's why he is like he is around Kris
>Carol knows and may be working with the Knight to bring Dess back and restore Kris' real body
This would explain why Kris went from a vicious little prankster to an antisocial near mute

>>712432026
Forgot lancer in that pic.

>>712432237
>jealously line
nta but what jealousy line?

I don't like the hand theory because the game hasn't shown any signs in sprites or animations that something is wrong with Kris' hand. It feels poorly integrated

>>712432420
You didn't give him to MTT?

>>712431934
I died to statue right near the end, was annoyed on my second attempt to find that it didn't escalate any further

>>712432420
The divorce had to be REALLY bad.

>>712432404
It's funny because the Deltatraveler devs were in total confidence that all their headcanons were going to be correct

>>712430753
A bit of both if I'll be honest

THE HEROES ARE VESSEL, DESS AND ASRIEL

How do shipping people see this as anything else but Noelle being two-faced and not true to herself? Exactly what Susie hates?

>>712432447
That's because Lancer isn't trying to fuck her, he's just her cute lil' bro

>>712432426
everyone writes down all their feelings on playing cards, and then they give them to roulxs, who wins because he has the better deck
the joke is that homestuck had a romance system based around card suits so you think roulxs is going to reference that but then he just turns it into yu-gi-oh

This is a human wearing fake horns like Kris btw

>>712432623
Anyone who believes this retarded theory needs to kill themselves

what the fuck does SWOON mean in the context of Kris throwing the Knight fight? Why use that word specifically?

Berdly dialogue if you fucked up his arm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKaVC5fyvMc

Also note, you apparently need Berdly if you want the Library to remain open: your not getting the monster funeral hint if he's in the hospital, your likly not getting the Chapter 5 shelf either

>>712432436
I don't think this is the case at all, Kris is hanging by a thread since he seemingly lost his hand and needs us to even function properly but Noelle said that Kris' voice came back to normal and the town is named after our vessel so there's no way Kris is the discarded vessel from the beginning.
Kris is also still a prankster as seen by his interactions with Susie and Noelle, he's just more subdued seemingly due to the events that happened.

>>712432237
Who says multiple people can't be jealous? unless Asgore just dies before he can learn about Sans plowing his wife

>>712432546
Because she also says these things in chapter 4 which makes me believes she still cherishes Kris and didn't really mean it

Deltarune 2 when?

I am wondering if this will ever be relevant

>>712432650
I will not. I have a human fetish and I will hold on to the very end.

>>712432623
then who would it be, cause it can't be noelle. and dess was the first to disappear because she literally died/went missing, so she would be the deer to the right that faded away first.

>>712432546
>Kris and Noelle were best friends as children
>Now Noelle insists they were never friends and tries to brush it off
She deserves Snowgrave

>>712432420
I hate Toriel. Stupid fucking bitch. Sans is a nigger, too. Just look at how Kris is reacting to this shit.

>>712432698
it was already relevant in UT with gaster and now it's relevant in DR with the man

>NO, I GET IT! IT'S YOU AND THAT [Hochi Mama]!
>YOU'VE BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked], HAVEN'T YOU!
>I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD HAVE USED MY [Ring] FOR [Evil].
>OH, [Right]. THAT'S WHY I SOLD IT TO YOU
>YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]
>IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?
>WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME
>WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON [Kill You]

>WHAT!? YOU'RE CALLING FRIENDS!?
>YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR FRIENDS' [Magic]!?
>GO AHEAD, [Kid]... CALL ALL YOU WANT!
>NO ONE WILL EVER PICK UP
>THE [Voice] RUNS OUT EVENTUALLY.
>YOUR [Voice] THEIR [Voice].
>UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU ARE ALL ALONE
>THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic].
>YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
>... YOU LOST IT...

Is there even a slight chance that Snowgrave won't end in an absolutely terrible way. Gerson gives you some encouraging words even on Snowgrave despite having changed dialogue, but Ralsei isn't hopeful either

Rouxls was foreshadowing for the future.

Kris x Susie x Noelle power throuple is real.

>>712432665
The thing is I don't really see Asgore being jealous, at this stage of the game he's just full on in denial/copium. But jealous? Not really

>>712432698
That's Goner!Susie (Suzy)

>>712432660
It's a Mother 3 reference

>>712432749
Poor kid

>>712432623
Dess has military boots made for hooves in her room

>>712432698
An heroic sacrifice will need to happen to break apart the prophecy and things will proceed as they should, with nobody else but (You) knowing who's missing and how much they meant, which is either Susie or Kris

>>712430753
She's the best written character, her interactions feel very real

Even if it's hidden in a stupid meme ACT, I can't believe I haven't seen a single post anywhere talking about Ralsei using Fire magic in chapter 4.

>>712432698
susie when she creates her "perfect" world that goes on forever, that being undertale

So Ralsei is Kris's knife, right?

>>712432058
>>712432125
dude undertale pacifist bosses was more challenging than what we have in deltarune so far
UT force you to juggle between ACTing and healing yourself if you ever got hit, in DT this isn't the case
I was hoping that the party system would spice up the bosses but it seams to be the opposite

>>712432698
This already kinda applies to Dess. She's gone but the world goes by without her, with even Asriel leaving her behind

>>712432420
You give him to based Mettaton so he doesn't see it.

>>712432795
But the weather couple break up with Rouxls and move on to starwalker.

Does this mean Berdly NTRs Kris and steals Susie and Noelle from them?

>>712432580
Neither is Ralsei and he's also there.

>>712432769
>Is there even a slight chance that Snowgrave won't end in an absolutely terrible way.
No. Aborted Snowgrave might end up alright, but full Snowgrave is obviously the "you are a horrible person" route and Toby is not going to reward you for being a sadistic rapist.

>>712432874
HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? you beat my UNBEATABLE, UNDODGABLE SCRIPTED LOSS boss fight?! and now you're COUGHING to let know me you want to RAPE and DEFLOWER and give my BELOVED LITTLE SISTER STOCKHOLM SYNDROME??? *TILTS HEAD* and all I have to do is stay an INCOMPREHENSIBLE ABOMINATION never to see the LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN?!!! and I'm ACTIVELY BRINGING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD??!! *KNIGHTS KRIS* all while ASRIEL DREEMURR fucks girls and parties in COLLEGE, having completely FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME??!! CAN DO, KRISMAS! I LOVE BEING THE KEKNIGHT, YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>>712432660
Final Fantasy translation reference, it's what the death status used to be called in the translation. Hence, the JP version doesn't have it, it says "FELL" instead.

>>712432623
The only thing that could make me kind of believe this theory is the hornless girl in the prophecy with a heart.
But otherwise everything else implies that Dess is a deer like everyone else and the rest of the prophecy uses elements related to Susie to represent the girl so I don't think this is at all the case.

>>712432941
And if he does?

>>712432850
Except when Susie is on the screen, then her entire character quickly goes down the drain.
I'm still hoping it's on purpose and not Toby letting his fetish talk.

>>712432851
The prophecy of the symbol on Ralsei's cloak has become real...

>>712432698
Susie is going to get goner'd. It's what the goner clam girl is hinting at

About to fight Jevil for the first time, and advice?

>>712432858
... but she's not in it

>>712432867
with green crayon used to draw a face on it

Noelle x Kris aborted snowgrave is real end-game btw

>>712432851
>Ralsei uses Fire magic
Oh yeah, the intro Legend kinda implies he can, but he never actually DOES use his fire magic-
>flames of Jealousy
NO, SCHIZOPHRENIA STOP

>>712432941
THERE IS ONLY ONE ENDING. Also kris is likely gonna ghost the fuck out of noelle if you abort snowgrave.

No matter how the prophecy changes, it will always end the same, banishing the Angel's Heaven. What does that mean? the player is the angel. When they see prophecy depicting what the angel looks like, the screen is blocked, leaving us to only be able to see our reflection on the screen where the angel is supposed to be. By "banishing the Angel's Heaven" it means booting you out of the world of Deltarune for good.

>>712432678
>Meanwhile whenever Susie is involved she desperately tries insist Kris isn't her friend for some retarded reason

>>712432807
It's been 5 years since I played chapter 1 was Susie really this much of a bitch to Kris? Is she projecting?

What if le knight is le vessel pretending to be Dess?

>>712432850
>ride it with noelle in chapter t

>proceed

>it starts shaking faster and faster as we view it from the outside

>>712431137
Kristian

>>712432851
Holy shit. I didn't know that.

>>712433036
the hitbox on the carosel attack is misleading you can "ride" on top of it to an extent without getting hurt

Who's Noelle?

>>712432957
holy funny

>>712431137
Kristopher Robin

I present to you my most beautiful theory so far. I figured out Ralsei's real form. He can't be a headband because Dark World rulers should've recognized him otherwise (plus the whole "Kris self image" thing is bullshit, he was looking up to Dess, not Asriel). It can't be Susie's item because he is obviously connected to Dreemurrs. It can't be a knife, he never reenters anyone's inventory and even has a special animation for being left behind at Castletown. Instead, he's an actual plushie that Dess made for Asriel as a gift, possibly with Kris' help.
>Dess and Noelle made an angel doll together (Kris and Asriel tried too)
>Dess obviously named Ralsei after Asriel
>his soft and cuddly doormat personality is how Dess and Kris had seen Asriel
>he is self-conscious about his appearance because they thought they fumbled his face (angel doll was faceless)
>Dess disappeared around Valentine's day (hearts in the closet) so she wasn't able to give him to Asriel
>instead, Knight planted him in supply closet so he would look after Kris
>Ralsei knows about Knight and Kris, but can't say anything because he wants to protect them no matter what

Additionally
>Susie calls him "portable teddy bear" in chapter 2
>he SWOONs into a pile of fluff
>Tenna sees his real form but mistakes him for store-bought toy
>him keeping the plushie becomes even sadder now
>Toby refuses to make any more plushies to make his more special

Before you start arguing, I want you to put away your corkboard, put on "Flasback Excerpt" track and picture silhouettes of Dess and Kris messing around with bits of felt and cotton, laughing at the goofy snout they made and wondering how much Asriel would love it. And then Dess and the plushie fade away and Kris is sitting on the floor alone like abandoned toy himself. Do you really think this isn't 100% the tone this game is going for? Do you really believe that headband, or knife, or prophecy manual would be a better reveal than this one?

>>712433036
The enemy has no weaknesses
Good luck!

>>712433195
noelle balls
gottem

>>712432698
The angel (you) gets banished in the prophecy.
The happy ending of Deltarune would be the game cutting itself off from the player.

hahaha (you) are raping the doe

Someone knows if this poster is official? because I want to use it as reference, for example I saw Noelle and Susie have five fingers but Berdly only has four

>>712433161
>Susie: Wow, Kris is really shaking the hell outta that.
>Susie: Heh looks kinda fun.. I wonder if...
>Susie: Why is Noelle naked?

>>712433036
Go for the violent victory, it's a better outcome.
Use Kris and Susie to attack, Ralsei defends or heals.

What should Toriel do in chapter 5 to earn forgiveness?

>>712433191
How do i deal with scythes

>>712433230
What I want to know is how he gets from fountain to fountain

>>712432992
Then I will have been wrong on the Internet. I'd be willing to put money on it, though.
>>712433112
>THERE IS ONLY ONE ENDING.
I do not trust the dog's words.
>Also kris is likely gonna ghost the fuck out of noelle if you abort snowgrave.
Ghosting is better than raping, so that's alright.

>>712432957
>Dess is a cuck
>Chara is a cuck
>Asgore is a cuck
Is there anyone who isn't a cuck?

>>712431859
Yeah but that is because Americans don't know that Christmas is named Christ-mas and is a christian holiday, not x-mas

>>712433352
For all we know, Knight may give him a ride.

>>712432919
Clever edit that no one has ever done before time.

>>712433327
Apology blowjob to Kris

Are we going to meet Susie's relatives in the festivals or are they so antisocial with the locals that they won't bother

>>712433327
Kill Sans and forgive Asgore

>>712433316
What if I’m doing pacifist run though?
Does this game even account for that for characters you can’t recruit?
I know you can soare spamtong.

the final prophecy is the entire fun gang getting goner'd

>>712433292
https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune/products/deltarune-chapter-2-poster

>>712433292
Yeh
https://www.fangamer.com/products/deltarune-chapter-2-poster

>>712433161
>aborted snowgrave
>Kris shakes it to scare Noelle

>snowgrave
>(You) shake it to plap Noelle

>>712433123
>Player angel
Reddit theory
>Face reflection
Debunked by consoles existing.

Rouxls Kaard? More like Fuckxs Haard

>>712433327
Lock Kris and Susie in their room, throw a 12-pack of condoms through the window and leave the house for the rest of the day.

>>712432687
it'd be so fucking wild if purposefully making Noelle stronger is to prepare her for a fight where you play the opposing side

>>712428318
Susie monster feet
lick lick

>>712433407
>Turns out Alphys' is her older sister and she lives with her

>>712433407
But anon, we've already met Susie's only relative.
Her adoptive mother, Alphys

>>712432749
To me what gets me about this small gesture is that it doesn't indicate surprise, it indicates shame and disappointment. Which would imply this isn't the first time Toriel does something like this.

>>712433383
The original star walker, Gerson, Sans and the two gay knights

>>712433213
Kris sounds upset

What was her major malfunction?

Will we get another Thorn ring in asgore's dark fountain? is aborted snowgrave unnecessary?

>>712433415
>What if I’m doing pacifist run though?
Stop thinking in these terms, it's a different game and there will be obligatory fights now. Anyway, you won't kill Jevil, violent defeat is the better outcome with him, he's ass-backwards this way. Spamton should be spared, though.

>>712433123
>the screen is blocked, leaving us to only be able to see our reflection on the screen where the angel is supposed to be
Fucking Redditor, maybe try correcting the lighting in your room if you're going to play on a glossy screen. No, your fat soijaking face is not the angel. That makes no fucking sense. If you were banished, you wouldn't be controlling Kris anymore, or be seeing the game at all. You might as well turn it off.
>well Le yes, you see the message is you never should've gone along with controlling Kris when you realized what was going on
Retarded Redditor theory. Kris is only in the prophecy as long as they're the cage. There is obviously a path where we are helpful to the gang. Your "playing the video game must be le bad" theory is sophomoric

>>712433342
to be honest i dunno they always bean me even though i can dodge the rest of his shit i think you're supposed to go in a circular motion or something? i always fuck it up

>>712433292
I don't like how Susie looks here, otherwise I like this poster.

Why was Frisk able to handle it all better than Kris?

>>712433407
Alphys IS the relative, think about it.
>both dinosaurs
>oddly concerned with Susie despite being cold
>Hangs out at her house and leaves milk in the alley
For some reason or another Susie was orphaned and Alphys is probably her aunt or something, as the closest family member remaining she took Susie in

>>712433514
That would mean that Toriel is probably a drunk on the weekends.

>>712433230
>Kris was looking up to Dess, not Asriel
Kris loves Asriel.
>Asriel kept taking Kris to the diner after the divorce
>Drawing on the window with Susie was a ritual Kris did with Asriel
>QC gives Kris a free hot chocolate in ch1 after realizing Asriel isn't there for Kris
>Drinking the hot chocolate elicits the text "your throat tightened" as if Kris is overwhelmed with emotion
>Asriel played with the knockoff controller so Kris could use the real one
>Asriel cared about Kris so much that he'd confess for Kris's sins at church so Kris could be forgiven
>When changing the colors of Swatchlings by talking about strong memories, Kris can say "talked about the fur matted on your brother's nose"
>Kris readily points out the differences between Asriel and Ralsei when examining the fridge picture
>Kris is "reluctant" if you take the 5 dollars from Asriel's drawer
>You can name Onion "Asriel II"
>Asriel did the same stuff with Kris that Dess would do with Noelle, such as building an angel; they also made the computer game together, including Kris trying to learn how to do computer piano music
>Kris has been googling "how many days until college vacation" according to Queen
Dess was important to Kris. But Asriel is Kris's rock. Asriel is Kris's world.

>>712433570
Reddit is not an argument

>>712433492
But then why is she scared of her, is Susie larping as monster so hard that even her adoptive mom is scared her or is Alphys just that much of a pathetic lesbo?

>>712433570
> you were banished, you wouldn't be controlling Kris anymore, or be seeing the game at all.
yes, that's what the prophecy says. the game will close itself when we get banished.

>>712433596
Less hormones in the way?

>>712433596
Frisk was just having fun with it.
And they were probably aware they had absurd power over time itself, so the stakes were just nonexistent.

>a thousand AI threads
>a thousand gacha threads
>a thousand stellar blade threads
>a thousand Nintendo threads
>a thousand ritual threads that get made every single day ranging from erp tranny porn posting to political ragebait
>"I-IS THAT A SINGLE THREAD FOR PEOPLE TO DISCUSS AN ACTUAL GAME THAT WAS JUST UPDATED RECENTLY???? NO I DON'T WANT THAT!!! YOU CHUDS ARE STEALING THE DESERVED PLACE OF ANOTHER CULTURE WAR THREAD THAT WILL GENERATE MANY CLICKS AND AD REVENUE FOR MY FAT UNEMPLOYED MODERATOR ASS!!!!!"

>>712433559
>there are 9 more thorn rings
>one for each finger
>put them all on Noelle
>she turns into a Photoshop Noelle Boss Fight

>>712433383
>>Asgore is a cuck
is it really cucking if you're already divorced? i'd say he should put himself out there and get some pussy as revenge, but alphys is actually the only eligible woman in hometown, so he's better off single desu

>>712433514
Whoriel is canon now

>>712433242
Retarded theory that would genuinely make me hate Toby forever for giving him 25 dollars.

>>712433610
>>712433492
Huh I never thought about it that way but that makes a lot of sense, hope we get a flashback or illusion where we get to see Susie's life as a nomad

>Noelle actually has some good characterization
>...but gets flanderized whenever Susie is also on screen

What the fuck is Toby planning?

You can check Noelle's computer wallpaper when you are alone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoflUEjTiyY

>>712433654
Kris loves Asriel but he was a shitty brother to him and he most likely understands it. He only realized how good Asriel was to him once Asriel left.

>>712433752
>he paid 25 dollars
wtf

>>712433752
but what would you do about it? he already said you're bad for genocide with undertale and he still made millions? why did you still buy this game after that?

>>712433664
Alphys is probably an estranged aunt or something, as Susies last remaining family member was basically forced to take her in despite barely knowing Susie, and by that time Susie had already put up the mean girl facade and Alphys as we know just can't handle people

>>712433064
a great sacrifice had to be made

>>712433664
Both.

>>712433657
I explained to you why you're retarded while also letting you know you're Reddit. Try reading the full post next time.
Of course, if you were capable of reading the fucking videogame instead of soijaking at the first Reddit theory you saw, you wouldn't be in this position in the first place.

>>712433608
based

>>712433752
Well you'll be in for a surprise because that was the original plan for Undertale but he couldn't do it back then.

>>712433064
she's gaster

>>712431928
Kris doesn't remember our genocides, so for all they know it'd just be taking the coward's way out and breaking the promise. And they KNOW they need us

>>712432957
I smiled

>>712433740
I can understand Sans wanting to tap that, goddamn. Still a bitch tho.

>>712433847
see >>712433819
what will you do about it if it's true? he'll be a millionaire still and you'll be sharting that it's bad

>>712433771
i trusted in the dog and now my cup runneth over
yurifags need to rope

>>712433767
Nothing. It just shows how the authors fetish can negatively impact his work

>>712430753
it is because I liked her that my self insert raped her

>>712433596
Undertale didn't have the same playershit plot line. It was a more straight forward game about just escaping a cavern.

if you send at least 20 emails like this to Toby Fox chapter 6 will come out faster

>>712433569
Interesting.
So outside of Knight, what else is considered a legit fight that you aren’t penalized for actually attacking in?

>>712433457
your face reflects on a black screen on console too, what the fuck are you even talking about

>>712433979
so you admit theres playershit finally?

>realizes he made too much noise and Susie and Noelle will open the door
>shit better act natural
>does this

>>712434021
There will be Mercy bar on the enemy since chapter 2. Some enemies will have it crossed, that's a good hint.

>"CAMOOON HEROES"
>"BEAT THAT FACKIN KNIGHT!!!!!!"

The best moment between Noelle and Kris is when they're doing puzzles together, and she reminisces a lot when Dess was still around.
Someone should compile that.

>>712434075
he's begging for belly rubs like a dog
perfectly normal for him

>>712433492
>>712433610
>related to *lphys
I am abandoning the krusie ship, no meat puppet of mine is dirtying their bloodline with THAT

>>712433819
Being bad for doing bad things is better than being bad for existing.

>>712426189 (OP)
The writer wears a small cap, you know full well suselle will be canon.

>>712434075
he's pretending to be a zombie to scare noelle
perfectly normal for him

>>712433847
Honestly im laughing that your only arguments so far are
>Reddit
>You're retarded

Also I came up with that theory by myself, and im pretty sure a lot of people did by just reading the prophecy.

>>712433771
>it also has Kris
This fucking retarded doe, I swear to God

>>712433596
Man, Frisk literally just got through trying to kill themselves, they don't care anymore.

>>712433937
>I can understand Sans wanting to tap that
Not in front of the kid. Plus he ate Kris' food like a absolute nigger.

>>712434096
Honestly, I still think nothing really tops forcefield scene to showcase their relationship. As Noelle herself said, it doesn't counts if it's forced, so every best relationship scene is completely optional in this game.

>>712434074
No, it's just the most convenient answer but I still believe the SOUL will have a non meta explanation. Probably something to do with goners and copies being monochrome like them.

>>712432851
You think I press the ACT button?

>>712434091
Thanks, senpai.
And Jevil I guess doesn’t have one then? Ah well.

>>712433548
Lack of BHC

>>712434028
No, it doesn't. Unless you're hugging the screen it wouldn't reflect.

Why do people ship Susie and Kris? Susie barely even knows Kris. They should be shipping Susie with the SOUL.

>>712434204
Is this a fact? I played Undertale 6 years ago I don't remember

>>712434135
>brought Toriel down hard
>made fun of polycules
>made a rape scene where victim enjoys it and rapist is the real victim
>took the most lesbian-coded tomboy ever and a gay icon of /v/ and turned them into a straight couple
Can we let this bullshit misconception rest already? His hat is of completely normal size, if you know what I mean.

>>712429925
>>712434095
Norf Gaster isn't an angle I ever saw coming but fuck if it isn't the funniest shit

>>712434021
You can attack Queen's acid barrier, it's faster than toasting
You can fight King, I don't think anything changes there
You also have to fight the chapter 2 final boss no matter what, mercy bar is crossed out
Chapter 4 secret boss can be beaten by attacking or even rude bustering, but it's more useful to heal instead

>>712432404
They even got Earthbound lore completely wrong. Beating enemies up in Earthbound makes them turn peaceful, it doesn’t kill them unless they’re unthinking beings like robots or trees. There shouldn't be a genocide route.

>>712434332
Because there's hints that Kris likes Susie, though I don't know how Susie is going to react when she realizes what Kris is actually like

>>712434328
you are literally just fucking wrong

>>712430593
Has she been shown from the side? In 2D sometimes it’s hard to tell if it is or isn’t stylization especially when it comes to front facing profiles.

>>712434332
Because Kris wants to seggs both Noelle and Susie and most players want to seggs Susie so that's where we overlap

We're the human soul in the cage.
In the holiday mansion the angel doll fell on us, we're inside the angel.
In the prophecy glasses we see the heart in the girl, it could absolutely means that we always are/will be in the angel whatever we're in kris, the vessel or noelle.

>>712434332
Because the most emotional and/or supportive actions towards Susie are usually made without input, meaning it's Kris doing it of his own volition.

>>712434441
not that i know of but someone can definitely prove me wrong

>>712434205
Honestly, when Toriel said that she left pancakes in the fridge, it reminded me to that simpsons scene where homer has to eat frozen hotdogs that Marge left for him.

>>712434460
>Kris likes playing as me better anyway

>>712434381
No. It's headcanon.

New non-gay thread?

Why does the Mantle game imply Kris is going to shoot up his school?

>>712434607
>deltarune
>non-gay

>>712434412
>though I don't know how Susie is going to react
Yeah, if only we had a similar scenario unfold already to see how she would react in that situation. But alas LANCER FIGHT YOU NIGGER I'M TALKING ABOUT IT

>>712427714
Head on out.
>Captcha: SHNSS

>>712434417
Cope.

>>712434328
https://youtu.be/IEDWEhXXfoQ?si=GiAv7XtqOJwpXAof

>>712434541
So what's the hammer in light world?

>>712434075
He's pretending to be (You)
... alright that's not normal

>>712434681
A hammer.

>>712434679
FAGGOT ANON BTFO'D BY A STUN

>>712431137
Kristan seems like it would be a more 'interesting answer'

But if you had to keep the whole "le gender neutral" jig like he's not the most obviously written teenage boy ever, I'd say "Krismas". I thought the idea that Asgore and Toriel were about to name him Togore before the Holidays stopped them and suggested Krismas instead was funny.

is anyone scraping the website for more lore? there is gotta be some urls that got added with chapt3-4

>>712434651
I meant the new thread which has naked asgore, I don't want to go there

>susie suggests bringing Berdly to the dark world to heal his harm but decides against it because she doesn’t want Berdly to know about the dark world
Wow what a cunt. He literally lost his arm to help the gang you bitch

>>712434381
Frisk's reasons for climbing Mt. Ebott are yours to imagine. But it is known as a place nobody returns from, and Chara explicitly went there for an unhappy reason.

>>712434681
If you're talking about JusticeAxe, axes are brushes and swords are writing utensils, so it's some kind of calligraphy brush to combine the both things.

>>712434763
Is this in snowgrave

>>712433732
>but alphys is actually the only eligible woman in hometown
ghost blowjob

>>712433771
just acquaintances btw

>>712431137
Kristal

>>712434831
Route where his arm gets roasted pulling the plug off his face

>>712434763
Is this dialog edited or is this what you get if his arm is broken?

>>712433570
>Fucking Redditor, maybe try correcting the lighting in your room if you're going to play on a glossy screen.
https://youtu.be/t9ms8F37S34?list=RDt9ms8F37S34&t=117 there are fucking vocaloid music videos that do the same trick, are you really trying to imply that black screens across any form of technology does not reflect?

>>712434659
What do you mean by that? I don't just mean that Kris is being controlled by the soul, I also mean that she actually doesn't know Kris that well on their own, their past and that Kris is working with Carol.

>>712434679
>It's the entire body and not the face
>The TV needs to be big, too.
Not a own.

>>712431137
Kristal
And now you understand why he's horny for the big dino.

>>712431137
Kris.
Like how Susie is just Susie and not short for Susan.

>>712434931
>she actually doesn't know Kris that well on their own
Every scene where Kris and Susie act like goblins? That's on him. He even did a few with zero input from us.
>their past
Not anymore, thanks to Tenna
>that Kris is working with Carol
And that's why I said to look at her fight with Lancer. She learned to communicate now, she won't jump to conclusions anymore.

Should I keep Tenna to myself or give him away? I feel like he will die if I sell him.

Where the FUCK is Kris’s original SOUL

>>712434915
The latter. It's after you leave his room. Susie even wishes him well, but of course Berdly does his thing and goes
>is that...COMPASSION? From SUSIE?

>>712434760
>>712434651
>>712434607
Nevermind I found the next thread

What was the name of that phenomenon where all fangames end when they reach snowdin?

>>712435157
Inside Dess

>>712435146
He wants someone to adopt him.

>>712435157
Undertale...

>>712435187
how did Nintendo allow this enemy design?

>>712435146
I gave him away because that's what he wanted. Mettaton probably won't kill him.

>>712435241
it's not 1995 anymore anon

>>712429090
Genuinely fucking baffling. I'm glad people are posting shit like this. I love these things

>>712433415
There's values in your save that keep track of how many enemies you've defeated violently, so it's possible it matters, but they haven't been used for anything so far. Stuff is usually determined by recruits and specific boss flags instead. There's probably going to be some small dialogue change in the final chapter if you've strictly refused violence on every possible enemy at every opportunity, but assuming you get all recruits and spare bosses where it makes a difference, there's no way you'll get locked out of anything huge just for beating up Jevil once or something.

>>712435157
Carol made him give it up so he could be a prison for (you) instead of the vessel as Gaster intended so you don't interfere with the prophecy too much

>>712435146
Mettaton seems to treat him well. Give him away, darkners don't care if they're in dark world or light world anyway.

>>712435405
>but they haven't been used for anything so far
Check your status while doing sword route

>>712435231
>>712435323
>>712435437
Ok... I'll give him away...

>>712435146
mettaton seems to genuinely enjoy his company and you wouldn't want tenna to stay in a broken home anyways

>>712434385
>>took the most lesbian-coded tomboy ever and a gay icon of /v/ and turned them into a straight couple
what?

>>712435405
Does using Violence on Queen's shield count? I assume not, but I've heard attacking it is actually more efficient than using ACTs if you have good equipment.

>>712434385
>the most lesbian-coded tomboy ever
Undyne?

>>712435543
>>712435603
he's talking about dess and asriel

Isn't angel Gaster also possible? 666 a fallen angel, he's the guy who tells you to continue and guide you, he calls it my deltarune.

>>712435714
Buddy, we haven't even seen the fucking character