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Anonymous No.712440238 >>712440520 >>712440557 >>712440759 >>712440815 >>712440893 >>712441082 >>712441830 >>712442112 >>712442813 >>712442850 >>712443415 >>712443451 >>712443491 >>712443514 >>712443851 >>712444207 >>712445753 >>712447267 >>712447310 >>712447773 >>712448051 >>712448178 >>712448190 >>712448487 >>712449824 >>712450512 >>712451262 >>712458221 >>712465570 >>712467939 >>712471646 >>712477343 >>712477697 >>712477723 >>712481501
You now remember Cliff Bleszinski
Anonymous No.712440350 >>712441832 >>712448957
is he at least rich from Epic/early Gears success?
Anonymous No.712440409 >>712442962 >>712448327 >>712457790
>What 10 gallons of nigger semen does to a mf'er
Anonymous No.712440520
>>712440238 (OP)
but I don't?
Anonymous No.712440557
>>712440238 (OP)
I always thought he owned Epic games like I didn't even know who tf Tim Sweeney was.
Anonymous No.712440667 >>712440776 >>712452712
Imagine if Cliffy B replaced randy pitchford.
Imagine if Cliffy B produced borderlands.
Imagine how could we could have had it.
Anonymous No.712440759 >>712441249 >>712448419
>>712440238 (OP)
This is what being a liberal cuck does to you.
Anonymous No.712440776 >>712440848 >>712441209 >>712442434
>>712440667
instead of reddit memes we would have reddit edgyness constantly vomited into our faces
not much of an improvement desu senpai baka
Anonymous No.712440801
gears of war 2 on steam when?

although i did play it on emulator recently and it was pretty cool. but i would like to be able to actually experience the co op and multiplayer. back when i was a teenager, my parents did not have internet good enough for me to play online.
Anonymous No.712440815 >>712460401
>>712440238 (OP)
none of that healthy hairline bullshit
Anonymous No.712440848
>>712440776
but it is an improvement
Anonymous No.712440893
>>712440238 (OP)
How many flops does he have under his belt?
Anonymous No.712440905 >>712441023 >>712442703
>Cliff Bleszinski and Randy Pitchford are not the same person
Anonymous No.712441023 >>712441915
>>712440905
Have we ever seen them together in the same room?
Anonymous No.712441082
>>712440238 (OP)
do all white people age like this?
Anonymous No.712441112
Do you think he’s played the new gears games?
Anonymous No.712441209 >>712442742
>>712440776
>reddit edgyness
reddit can be edgy? i'm pretty sure you instantly get permabanned from every sub
Anonymous No.712441249
>>712440759
ugly on this inside
ugly on the outside
Anonymous No.712441673 >>712442730 >>712444079 >>712449683 >>712450253 >>712458312 >>712460469 >>712462373 >>712465628 >>712468039 >>712471861 >>712474341 >>712482228
You wish you were as cool as Cliffy B
Anonymous No.712441781 >>712450253 >>712468039
Anonymous No.712441830
>>712440238 (OP)
Should've bent the knee to CHYNA like Tim Sweeney, sorry.
Anonymous No.712441832 >>712448957
>>712440350
I think he got rich from crypto
Anonymous No.712441915 >>712442076 >>712474390
>>712441023
If that happened the sheer BADASSery and lack of $60 multiplayer-only bullshit would create a black hole of reddit edgyness that would destroy le fabric of le reality
Anonymous No.712442076
>>712441915
Oh my science
Anonymous No.712442112 >>712446515
>>712440238 (OP)
It’s so weird to me that a middle-aged man like this can have the opinions and temperament of a middle school girl.
Anonymous No.712442434
>>712440776
Cliff knows how to handle serious tone and doesn't play it off with a comic relief like Randy.
Anonymous No.712442703
>>712440905
this, I looked at the OP in the catalog and my first thought was "isn't the new borderlands coming out soon?"
Anonymous No.712442730
>>712441673
>the game gods
>"daikatana"
Anonymous No.712442742 >>712442815
>>712441209
their idea of edgy is siding with every major corporation and the world government and then claiming they are epic rebels.
Anonymous No.712442813
>>712440238 (OP)
remember when he wore that tshirt that said cuck?
Anonymous No.712442815
>>712442742
Given how much the pendulum has swung they genuinely are the rebels now.
Anonymous No.712442850
>>712440238 (OP)
lol
Anonymous No.712442962 >>712468170 >>712477861
>>712440409
>getting older is now an "illness"
That's how you'll look in 20 years, kid.
Anonymous No.712443020 >>712443342
>that gears of war documentary where a 30 year old cliffy B is dating a 16 year old girl that he met online and flew out to the studio
Im not gonna grandstand about age of consent shit but its always funny how these moral arbiters are so inconsistent
Anonymous No.712443342
>>712443020
All male feminists are groomers or sex pests without exception
Anonymous No.712443415
>>712440238 (OP)
Your memoirs, whatever happened there.
Anonymous No.712443451
>>712440238 (OP)
like zoinks scoob
Anonymous No.712443491
>>712440238 (OP)
I wonder how much he regrets those posts where he's publicly lusting after high school girls on the somethingawful forums 20 years ago now
Anonymous No.712443514
>>712440238 (OP)
Didn't he make Lawbreakers?
Anonymous No.712443851
>>712440238 (OP)
Why doesn't he just make another game that is as good as Gears of War?
Just something that brings something new to the table and just feels great to play.
Anonymous No.712444079 >>712450234 >>712450526 >>712462373
>>712441673
the writing was so shit on that cover I thought Mcgee said Nigger for a second and thought "wow, american nigger making a game called Alice? Never heard of that one"
Anonymous No.712444102 >>712445753 >>712446505 >>712447625 >>712448392 >>712450684
Anonymous No.712444187 >>712444958
At least he's not Anthony Burch
Anonymous No.712444207 >>712444613 >>712449116
>>712440238 (OP)
he looks like he fell off a cliff
bleszinski
Anonymous No.712444613 >>712447925
>>712444207
>bleszinski
Anonymous No.712444958
>>712444187
I feel bad for Anthony. I can only imagine how badly divorce and getting clowned daily ruined him.
Anonymous No.712445753 >>712445985 >>712450242
>>712440238 (OP)
>>712444102
Man, is this really what 8 years does to you?
Anonymous No.712445985
>>712445753
8 years of TDS
and yes
Anonymous No.712446379 >>712447528 >>712448806 >>712470984
Anonymous No.712446505
>>712444102
The dog knows the truth
Anonymous No.712446515
>>712442112
Arrested development is a hell of a mental disorder (and also an overrated TV show).
Anonymous No.712447267 >>712481083
>>712440238 (OP)
Bazinga
Anonymous No.712447310 >>712447470
>>712440238 (OP)
I have no idea who this is but he kind of looks like my shrooms plug
Anonymous No.712447470 >>712448597 >>712449584 >>712459979 >>712464893
>>712447310
He beta tested the Concord formula like 10 years early, a true visionary, ahead of his time.
Anonymous No.712447528
>>712446379
Really makes you think doesn't it
Anonymous No.712447625
>>712444102
>The chair in the background
OH NO NO CLIFFY B GET DOWN
Anonymous No.712447752
Did anyone else reach the lolcow peaks of Cliffy and Randy Pitchford?
Anonymous No.712447773
>>712440238 (OP)
What making Lawbreakers and Radical Heights back-to-back does to a man’s hairline.
Anonymous No.712447840 >>712448589 >>712448690 >>712449964 >>712450095 >>712451040 >>712452227 >>712456558 >>712474781
Anonymous No.712447919
cringe
Anonymous No.712447925
>>712444613
kek
Anonymous No.712448051 >>712450421
>>712440238 (OP)
Oh I never forgot
Gotta be one of my favorite humbled fuck ups
Anonymous No.712448178
>>712440238 (OP)
That v neck can just as easily be a C. Obviously the other 3 letters are out of the frame.
Anonymous No.712448180 >>712482005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2XYf4zI-I4
Anonymous No.712448190
>>712440238 (OP)
I try not to
Anonymous No.712448223
Funny how all these "edgy" 90s fags turned out to be the loudest promoters of globohomo. The only one I think hasn't is John Carmack, but only because he's extremely autistic and cares about nothing outside of tech.
Anonymous No.712448327
>>712440409
>/pol/troon immediately starts fantasizing about sucking nigger cock
Grim.
Anonymous No.712448392
>>712444102
The edits are pretty funny.
Anonymous No.712448419 >>712449902
>>712440759
You get to live to be 50? I'd rather die young of diabetes like you're going to.
Anonymous No.712448487
>>712440238 (OP)
>Cliffy B.alding
Anonymous No.712448589
>>712447840
Anonymous No.712448597
>>712447470
Damn. It's been.. nine years.
Anonymous No.712448690
>>712447840
Anonymous No.712448806 >>712449476 >>712449507 >>712460621 >>712475189 >>712481098
>>712446379
...
Anonymous No.712448876
https://youtu.be/4goA9PxuUc4?si=h85kU_RTFQ8h2Ruu
>cliffy b bros......
Anonymous No.712448957
>>712441832
>>712440350
No, he got rich from Judaism.
Anonymous No.712449116
>>712444207
i laughed irl at this
Anonymous No.712449476
>>712448806
>No, my shirt in my profile picture does not say β€œfunny,” it says β€œcunny fucker” which is the opposite of anyone who uses that shitty term funny.
Anonymous No.712449507 >>712453412
>>712448806
Anonymous No.712449584 >>712478217
>>712447470
In what world would a woman (biological) want to go in a bathroom with a man (biological)? I certainly don't want to have whiskey shits that reverberate off the walls of the toilet bowl while a chick is in the next stall shoving a tampon up her bloody ass
Anonymous No.712449683 >>712450889 >>712452012 >>712456613
>>712441673
Its funny how none of them ever lived up to expectations and failed spectacularly
Anonymous No.712449824 >>712450030
>>712440238 (OP)
Walled hard
Anonymous No.712449902
>>712448419
What a weird response.
Anonymous No.712449964
>>712447840
Anonymous No.712450030
>>712449824
ytpipo jeans
Anonymous No.712450095 >>712450430
>>712447840
Bush was right about everything and Bush Derangement Syndrome liberals are still cringe. We should still be in Iraq and never should have left Afghanistan btw
Anonymous No.712450234 >>712452181
>>712444079
you mean font lil bro
Anonymous No.712450242
>>712445753
8 years is more devastating when you're older, it's relative. 8 years to a 20 year old won't fuck you up like 8 years to a 40 year old
Anonymous No.712450253
>>712441673
>>712441781
Even by floppy haired 90s boyband standards he looks like a dork. Just goes to show that your skill and reputation play a huge part in how people perceive you, as if he was the frontman of a band I might feel differently.
Anonymous No.712450421 >>712481802
>>712448051
Can't find an edit that says "yes, this shirt does say cuck".
Anonymous No.712450430
>>712450095
>bait post
Bush is no different than Obama and Biden and only retarded neocons and braindead liberals deluded enough to demonize anything not far left extremism as nazis
Anonymous No.712450512 >>712450915
>>712440238 (OP)
I do remember him. Man this guy actually wanted arena shooters to be 20 bucks a piece with everything unlockable. Such a fucking joke...we sure showed him Overwatch sisters. We voted with our wallet and the scene is in such a good state right now. Fuck this guy for being right about Lawbreakers
Anonymous No.712450526
>>712444079
...what? anon thats not the 'shit' writing this place has poisoned your mind thinking about black people all the time. I'm sorry but thats genuinely insane that you imagine the word nigger and then think to yourself "nah thats not me, its the poor vocabulary making me THINK nigger!" Like no dude, you're just thinking about niggers all the time.
Anonymous No.712450684
>>712444102
>8 years ago
We used to have fun back then.
Kotaku and their shitty mindest won.
We lost.
Anonymous No.712450856 >>712451283 >>712452221
>cast comprised entirely of ugly brownoids
Cliffy B was ahead of his time
Anonymous No.712450889
>>712449683
Cliffy B went somewhere until he didn't. Everyone can only have a short DOOM moment I suppose.
Anonymous No.712450915 >>712451137
>>712450512
its our fault that he didnt make a better game, you re so right sis
Anonymous No.712451040
>>712447840
>well thought out joke
>not some nigger speak reply with hundreds of emotes and lmaooooo
Sometimes I think 5g really attacks your brain.
Anonymous No.712451137
>>712450915
No, its your fault for proving him right by actually supporting cancer. Lawbreakers was a mediocre game that arena retards would have liked, you decided to circlejerk to overwatch and here you are now. You can be as assmad as you want, he was still right.
Anonymous No.712451262
>>712440238 (OP)
Healthiest looking vegan.
Anonymous No.712451283
>>712450856
Concord saw this and took no lessons from the failure, then doubled down.
Amazing how studios can burn hundreds of millions of dollars when the market had already proven their concept was not even remotely popular.
Anonymous No.712451998
jesus wept.
Anonymous No.712452012
>>712449683
It’s almost like they were being propped up by journalists and corporate management…
Anonymous No.712452181
>>712450234
>lil bro

faggot zoomer
Anonymous No.712452221 >>712452837
>>712450856
>LAWBREAKERS
>only 3 nigs
Anonymous No.712452227
>>712447840
Anonymous No.712452712
>>712440667
>you will never play Bulletstorm 2
Anonymous No.712452837
>>712452221
I'm seeing at least 4, but you can't tell with these mystery meat mutts
Anonymous No.712453412
>>712449507
Lmao
Anonymous No.712455078
If Cliff had just worn this shirt, he would have gotten the same point across without being mistaken for a cuck shirt
Anonymous No.712456558
>>712447840
Anonymous No.712456579 >>712476236
hm?
Anonymous No.712456613
>>712449683
>be the face of a team
>get given the credit
>let it go to your head
>crater once the team hits critical ship of theseus
many such cases
Anonymous No.712456770
I think casts that look like the United Nations are more interesting, as well as being more commercially viable. My whole thing is, you're not going to stop booby beach volleyball games from happening. You're not going to change Japan. People have the freedom to make whatever they want. But some of us are starting to recognise that games have been about white dudes for so long, it's really good to switch it up a bit. At the end of the day, even if I didn't like diversity, I'd still want everybody to feel represented in this game and to throw money at the damn thing. So from that small capitalist part of my brain, that's why it makes sense to me.

what did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.712457790
>>712440409
Tranny
Anonymous No.712458221
>>712440238 (OP)
I didn't realise he was 50
Honestly for that age he doesn't look that bad, that's just an unfavorable photo
Anonymous No.712458312 >>712459820 >>712482320
>>712441673
Anonymous No.712459820
>>712458312
Boobies~
Anonymous No.712459979
>>712447470
This was the dude that made Deck 16...
Anonymous No.712460401 >>712461167
>>712440815
kek nice reference
Anonymous No.712460469
>>712441673
>has-been lead designers + john romero's girlfriend
Anonymous No.712460606
Cuck
Anonymous No.712460621 >>712464876
>>712448806
Anonymous No.712461167
>>712460401
Glad somebody got it. Matter of fact it's the only time I've heard this clown speak, outside of the Crowbcat video
Anonymous No.712462373
>>712441673
>>712444079
I read it the same way desu
Anonymous No.712464876
>>712460621
Lmao
Anonymous No.712464893
>>712447470
Unisex bathrooms exist and have existed for a long time
Anonymous No.712465323 >>712471014
Anonymous No.712465570
>>712440238 (OP)
I remember he said that basically all PC gamers are pirates and you shouldn't release on the PC for that reason. There's many stories of him being a complete asshole for literally no reason.
I'm glad his last game flopped hard.
Anonymous No.712465628
>>712441673
brad mcquaid framed that article on his wall lol
Anonymous No.712467939
>>712440238 (OP)
Grim
Anonymous No.712468039
>>712441673
>>712441781
i gotta be honest here
this when the industry was so much better
aaa game devs being presented up as rockstars with their own persona was awesome
we get very little of that now since theyre all cogs in massive anonymous machine
Anonymous No.712468170 >>712477885
>>712442962
Getting old absolutely is an illness. Man was not always plagued by the curse of time.
Anonymous No.712470984
>>712446379
Damn, he used to be based. What the hell happened?
Anonymous No.712471014
>>712465323
if gears of war is a critique of the us military, then the locusts were the good guys? wtf is cliff saying here
Anonymous No.712471646
>>712440238 (OP)
he is slowly turining into this guy
Anonymous No.712471861 >>712474341
>>712441673
>American McGee
God I'm still upset about EA fucking him over. I really wanted another Alice game bros.
Anonymous No.712474341 >>712477640
>>712441673
>>712471861
Reminder that trannies murdered McGee's sister and got away with it
Anonymous No.712474390
>>712441915
THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY BADASS *SHREDS GUITAR*
Anonymous No.712474781
>>712447840
Hes never recovered from that.
Anonymous No.712475189
>>712448806
he looks like a chad in this one
Anonymous No.712476236
>>712456579
>looking for babes
Anonymous No.712477343
>>712440238 (OP)
He made some good maps back then
Anonymous No.712477640
>>712474341
What?
Anonymous No.712477697
>>712440238 (OP)
I remember when this guy was the darling of the industry. G4 had him on multiple shows and did specials on him, there was a documentary on gears, etc. He did seem like he had it all. Dated an older chick, partied all the time, was a quintessential dude bro. Funny how the California brainrot always surfaces in the end though and now he's a massive woke faggot who hasn't made a good game since Gears 3.
Anonymous No.712477723
>>712440238 (OP)
damn that nigger lookin' crusty.
Anonymous No.712477807
I'm not gonna say by any means creating something successful is easy but he's such a weiner about everything
Anonymous No.712477861
>>712442962
No, that’s what alcoholism/substance abuse combined with a bad diet does to you, age just makes it more pronounced
Look at DiCaprio, he’s still β€œhandsome” but all those years of wild drinking made his face fatter than it would’ve been
You do get a rounded face as you age, but it s nowhere near as bad as him or Cliffy if you just take care of yourself even slightly
Both of those men don’t give a fuck, Leo because he’s famous and rich and can still pull 20 year olds, and Cliffy because he’s just a loser
Anonymous No.712477885
>>712468170
Based Gospeltruther
Anonymous No.712478217
>>712449584
does your house not have a unisex bathroom?
Anonymous No.712480106
Is this the 'chad embrace' I keep hearing about?
Anonymous No.712480608
more like Wall Bleszinski
Anonymous No.712481083
>>712447267
>only one bazinga in this whole thread
you continue to disappoint me, /v/
Anonymous No.712481098
>>712448806
Nice, I gotta get me one of those shirts too
Anonymous No.712481501
>>712440238 (OP)
Gears turned to shit without him.
>it was alr-
yeah, yeah, yeah
Anonymous No.712481802
>>712450421
Anonymous No.712482005
>>712448180
>2006
holy fuck
Anonymous No.712482228
>>712441673
american mcgee, the genius behind dm4 of quakeworld. fuck i need to play alice already
Anonymous No.712482320
>>712458312
Noice.