You now remember Cliff Bleszinski

is he at least rich from Epic/early Gears success?

>What 10 gallons of nigger semen does to a mf'er

>>712440238 (OP)
but I don't?

>>712440238 (OP)
I always thought he owned Epic games like I didn't even know who tf Tim Sweeney was.

Imagine if Cliffy B replaced randy pitchford.
Imagine if Cliffy B produced borderlands.
Imagine how could we could have had it.

>>712440238 (OP)
This is what being a liberal cuck does to you.

>>712440667
instead of reddit memes we would have reddit edgyness constantly vomited into our faces
not much of an improvement desu senpai baka

gears of war 2 on steam when?

although i did play it on emulator recently and it was pretty cool. but i would like to be able to actually experience the co op and multiplayer. back when i was a teenager, my parents did not have internet good enough for me to play online.

>>712440238 (OP)
none of that healthy hairline bullshit

>>712440776
but it is an improvement

>>712440238 (OP)
How many flops does he have under his belt?

>Cliff Bleszinski and Randy Pitchford are not the same person

>>712440905
Have we ever seen them together in the same room?

>>712440238 (OP)
do all white people age like this?

Do you think he’s played the new gears games?

>>712440776
>reddit edgyness
reddit can be edgy? i'm pretty sure you instantly get permabanned from every sub

>>712440759
ugly on this inside
ugly on the outside

You wish you were as cool as Cliffy B

>>712440238 (OP)
Should've bent the knee to CHYNA like Tim Sweeney, sorry.

>>712440350
I think he got rich from crypto

>>712441023
If that happened the sheer BADASSery and lack of $60 multiplayer-only bullshit would create a black hole of reddit edgyness that would destroy le fabric of le reality

>>712441915
Oh my science

>>712440238 (OP)
It’s so weird to me that a middle-aged man like this can have the opinions and temperament of a middle school girl.

>>712440776
Cliff knows how to handle serious tone and doesn't play it off with a comic relief like Randy.

>>712440905
this, I looked at the OP in the catalog and my first thought was "isn't the new borderlands coming out soon?"

>>712441673
>the game gods
>"daikatana"

>>712441209
their idea of edgy is siding with every major corporation and the world government and then claiming they are epic rebels.

>>712440238 (OP)
remember when he wore that tshirt that said cuck?

>>712442742
Given how much the pendulum has swung they genuinely are the rebels now.

>>712440238 (OP)
lol

>>712440409
>getting older is now an "illness"
That's how you'll look in 20 years, kid.

>that gears of war documentary where a 30 year old cliffy B is dating a 16 year old girl that he met online and flew out to the studio
Im not gonna grandstand about age of consent shit but its always funny how these moral arbiters are so inconsistent

>>712443020
All male feminists are groomers or sex pests without exception

>>712440238 (OP)
Your memoirs, whatever happened there.

>>712440238 (OP)
like zoinks scoob

>>712440238 (OP)
I wonder how much he regrets those posts where he's publicly lusting after high school girls on the somethingawful forums 20 years ago now

>>712440238 (OP)
Didn't he make Lawbreakers?

>>712440238 (OP)
Why doesn't he just make another game that is as good as Gears of War?
Just something that brings something new to the table and just feels great to play.

>>712441673
the writing was so shit on that cover I thought Mcgee said Nigger for a second and thought "wow, american nigger making a game called Alice? Never heard of that one"

At least he's not Anthony Burch

>>712440238 (OP)
he looks like he fell off a cliff
bleszinski

>>712444207
>bleszinski

>>712444187
I feel bad for Anthony. I can only imagine how badly divorce and getting clowned daily ruined him.

>>712440238 (OP)
>>712444102
Man, is this really what 8 years does to you?

>>712445753
8 years of TDS
and yes

>>712444102
The dog knows the truth

>>712442112
Arrested development is a hell of a mental disorder (and also an overrated TV show).

>>712440238 (OP)
Bazinga

>>712440238 (OP)
I have no idea who this is but he kind of looks like my shrooms plug

>>712447310
He beta tested the Concord formula like 10 years early, a true visionary, ahead of his time.

>>712446379
Really makes you think doesn't it

>>712444102
>The chair in the background
OH NO NO CLIFFY B GET DOWN

Did anyone else reach the lolcow peaks of Cliffy and Randy Pitchford?

>>712440238 (OP)
What making Lawbreakers and Radical Heights back-to-back does to a man’s hairline.

cringe

>>712444613
kek

>>712440238 (OP)
Oh I never forgot
Gotta be one of my favorite humbled fuck ups

>>712440238 (OP)
That v neck can just as easily be a C. Obviously the other 3 letters are out of the frame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2XYf4zI-I4

>>712440238 (OP)
I try not to

Funny how all these "edgy" 90s fags turned out to be the loudest promoters of globohomo. The only one I think hasn't is John Carmack, but only because he's extremely autistic and cares about nothing outside of tech.

>>712440409
>/pol/troon immediately starts fantasizing about sucking nigger cock
Grim.

>>712444102
The edits are pretty funny.

>>712440759
You get to live to be 50? I'd rather die young of diabetes like you're going to.

>>712440238 (OP)
>Cliffy B.alding

>>712447840

>>712447470
Damn. It's been.. nine years.

>>712447840

>>712446379
...

https://youtu.be/4goA9PxuUc4?si=h85kU_RTFQ8h2Ruu
>cliffy b bros......

>>712441832
>>712440350
No, he got rich from Judaism.

>>712444207
i laughed irl at this

>>712448806
>No, my shirt in my profile picture does not say “funny,” it says “cunny fucker” which is the opposite of anyone who uses that shitty term funny.

>>712448806

>>712447470
In what world would a woman (biological) want to go in a bathroom with a man (biological)? I certainly don't want to have whiskey shits that reverberate off the walls of the toilet bowl while a chick is in the next stall shoving a tampon up her bloody ass

>>712441673
Its funny how none of them ever lived up to expectations and failed spectacularly

>>712440238 (OP)
Walled hard

>>712448419
What a weird response.

>>712447840

>>712449824
ytpipo jeans

>>712447840
Bush was right about everything and Bush Derangement Syndrome liberals are still cringe. We should still be in Iraq and never should have left Afghanistan btw

>>712444079
you mean font lil bro

>>712445753
8 years is more devastating when you're older, it's relative. 8 years to a 20 year old won't fuck you up like 8 years to a 40 year old

>>712441673
>>712441781
Even by floppy haired 90s boyband standards he looks like a dork. Just goes to show that your skill and reputation play a huge part in how people perceive you, as if he was the frontman of a band I might feel differently.

>>712448051
Can't find an edit that says "yes, this shirt does say cuck".

>>712450095
>bait post
Bush is no different than Obama and Biden and only retarded neocons and braindead liberals deluded enough to demonize anything not far left extremism as nazis

>>712440238 (OP)
I do remember him. Man this guy actually wanted arena shooters to be 20 bucks a piece with everything unlockable. Such a fucking joke...we sure showed him Overwatch sisters. We voted with our wallet and the scene is in such a good state right now. Fuck this guy for being right about Lawbreakers

>>712444079
...what? anon thats not the 'shit' writing this place has poisoned your mind thinking about black people all the time. I'm sorry but thats genuinely insane that you imagine the word nigger and then think to yourself "nah thats not me, its the poor vocabulary making me THINK nigger!" Like no dude, you're just thinking about niggers all the time.

>>712444102
>8 years ago
We used to have fun back then.
Kotaku and their shitty mindest won.
We lost.

>cast comprised entirely of ugly brownoids
Cliffy B was ahead of his time

>>712449683
Cliffy B went somewhere until he didn't. Everyone can only have a short DOOM moment I suppose.

>>712450512
its our fault that he didnt make a better game, you re so right sis

>>712447840
>well thought out joke
>not some nigger speak reply with hundreds of emotes and lmaooooo
Sometimes I think 5g really attacks your brain.

>>712450915
No, its your fault for proving him right by actually supporting cancer. Lawbreakers was a mediocre game that arena retards would have liked, you decided to circlejerk to overwatch and here you are now. You can be as assmad as you want, he was still right.

>>712440238 (OP)
Healthiest looking vegan.

>>712450856
Concord saw this and took no lessons from the failure, then doubled down.
Amazing how studios can burn hundreds of millions of dollars when the market had already proven their concept was not even remotely popular.

jesus wept.

>>712449683
It’s almost like they were being propped up by journalists and corporate management…

>>712450234
>lil bro

faggot zoomer

>>712450856
>LAWBREAKERS
>only 3 nigs

>>712447840

>>712440667
>you will never play Bulletstorm 2

>>712452221
I'm seeing at least 4, but you can't tell with these mystery meat mutts

>>712449507
Lmao

If Cliff had just worn this shirt, he would have gotten the same point across without being mistaken for a cuck shirt

>>712447840

hm?

>>712449683
>be the face of a team
>get given the credit
>let it go to your head
>crater once the team hits critical ship of theseus
many such cases

I think casts that look like the United Nations are more interesting, as well as being more commercially viable. My whole thing is, you're not going to stop booby beach volleyball games from happening. You're not going to change Japan. People have the freedom to make whatever they want. But some of us are starting to recognise that games have been about white dudes for so long, it's really good to switch it up a bit. At the end of the day, even if I didn't like diversity, I'd still want everybody to feel represented in this game and to throw money at the damn thing. So from that small capitalist part of my brain, that's why it makes sense to me.

what did he mean by this?

>>712440409
Tranny

>>712440238 (OP)
I didn't realise he was 50
Honestly for that age he doesn't look that bad, that's just an unfavorable photo

>>712441673

>>712458312
Boobies~

>>712447470
This was the dude that made Deck 16...

>>712440815
kek nice reference

>>712441673
>has-been lead designers + john romero's girlfriend

Cuck

>>712448806

>>712460401
Glad somebody got it. Matter of fact it's the only time I've heard this clown speak, outside of the Crowbcat video

>>712441673
>>712444079
I read it the same way desu

>>712460621
Lmao

>>712447470
Unisex bathrooms exist and have existed for a long time

>>712440238 (OP)
I remember he said that basically all PC gamers are pirates and you shouldn't release on the PC for that reason. There's many stories of him being a complete asshole for literally no reason.
I'm glad his last game flopped hard.

>>712441673
brad mcquaid framed that article on his wall lol

>>712440238 (OP)
Grim

>>712441673
>>712441781
i gotta be honest here
this when the industry was so much better
aaa game devs being presented up as rockstars with their own persona was awesome
we get very little of that now since theyre all cogs in massive anonymous machine

>>712442962
Getting old absolutely is an illness. Man was not always plagued by the curse of time.

>>712446379
Damn, he used to be based. What the hell happened?

>>712465323
if gears of war is a critique of the us military, then the locusts were the good guys? wtf is cliff saying here

>>712440238 (OP)
he is slowly turining into this guy

>>712441673
>American McGee
God I'm still upset about EA fucking him over. I really wanted another Alice game bros.

>>712441673
>>712471861
Reminder that trannies murdered McGee's sister and got away with it

>>712441915
THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY BADASS *SHREDS GUITAR*

>>712447840
Hes never recovered from that.

>>712448806
he looks like a chad in this one

>>712456579
>looking for babes

>>712440238 (OP)
He made some good maps back then

>>712474341
What?

>>712440238 (OP)
I remember when this guy was the darling of the industry. G4 had him on multiple shows and did specials on him, there was a documentary on gears, etc. He did seem like he had it all. Dated an older chick, partied all the time, was a quintessential dude bro. Funny how the California brainrot always surfaces in the end though and now he's a massive woke faggot who hasn't made a good game since Gears 3.

>>712440238 (OP)
damn that nigger lookin' crusty.

I'm not gonna say by any means creating something successful is easy but he's such a weiner about everything

>>712442962
No, that’s what alcoholism/substance abuse combined with a bad diet does to you, age just makes it more pronounced
Look at DiCaprio, he’s still “handsome” but all those years of wild drinking made his face fatter than it would’ve been
You do get a rounded face as you age, but it s nowhere near as bad as him or Cliffy if you just take care of yourself even slightly
Both of those men don’t give a fuck, Leo because he’s famous and rich and can still pull 20 year olds, and Cliffy because he’s just a loser

>>712468170
Based Gospeltruther

>>712449584
does your house not have a unisex bathroom?

Is this the 'chad embrace' I keep hearing about?

more like Wall Bleszinski

>>712447267
>only one bazinga in this whole thread
you continue to disappoint me, /v/

>>712448806
Nice, I gotta get me one of those shirts too

>>712440238 (OP)
Gears turned to shit without him.
>it was alr-
yeah, yeah, yeah

>>712450421

>>712448180
>2006
holy fuck

>>712441673
american mcgee, the genius behind dm4 of quakeworld. fuck i need to play alice already

>>712458312
Noice.