CHICKEN JOCKEY

>throw chicken in lava
>it disappears

>>712449450
>money stolen

>>712449372 (OP)
jack (((black))) is such a cringe faggot and right up there with seth (((rogen))) as one the world most astroturfed celebs

>>712449620
Get a load of this dude-doo-head

>>712449620
This, so much this. Only the White man could ever create something as sublime as Minecraft.

>>712449450
if you drop lava onto a chicken above a hopper the hopper will actually pick up the drops cooked chicken included) im pretty sure

>>712449620
Jack Black is better than you in every conceivable metric.
He is smarter, better looking, more famous, more wealthy, gets more pussy, has more friends, and is more beloved than you will ever be.
If you hate someone who doesn't even know who you are, and is better than you, that kind of makes you a pathetic loser, doesn't it?

>>712449620
He's a sellout, sure, but at least he tries to bring soul to movies, unlike the rock and that short nigger that are also in every movie

>>712449982
You can stop sucking his dick now

>>712450047
I have never seen a Jack Black movie, I just know he is better than you because you are an ugly loser.

>>712449372 (OP)
is this movie just him saying the names of different minecraft things?

this movie was terrible and it boiled down to jack black just announcing things from minecraft.

>>712449620
I have jew fatigue

>>712450168
>>712450205
and yet it made a minecraftillion dollars

>nigger jockey

>>712449982
he had Jewish privilege growing up. sure he's a good music...

Snood

>>712449620
He isn't nearly as insufferable as Seth Rogan

NIGGER COCKY

>>712449738
Hello jew jew head

SCHOOL SHOOTER in germany

>>712449372 (OP)
Did anybody actually die from this

>>712450560
the cinema riots?

CUMMING IN HOT

>>712449620
What the fuck? Why was this deleted?

>>712450560
a few people who were working at certain cenimas, but that doesn't count.

>>712450205
thats what mad it good tho, fr fr

>>712450709
Don't worry about it.

>>712450709
stop noticing things

>>712450709
mods are probably fucking with you

>>712449372 (OP)
>the post that killed 4chan

>>712451073
everyone say hi to the fbi

>>712449372 (OP)

>>712451073
I wish it stayed dead desu

In hindsight it's a bit weird how people got really upset about the Monster Hunter movie being an isekai but the Minecraft movie does the same shit, except villagers come into our world and date milfs, and it makes a gajillion dollars.

So what I'm thinking is that Meowscular Chef needed to cross into our world and have a major subplot where he's a gigolo.

>>712451274
>chicken fucker

>>712449372 (OP)

>>712451454
he loves that cock

>>712451496

>>712451524
kek ride that sausage fag

>Sticky Ricky

>>712451524
>faggot jockey

>>712449620
good morning sar

>>712451782
>you have unlocked fucking the hottest chick in the game

>>712451782
worthy title

>>712451524
It's fucking incredible how quickly AI has advanced. I remember 2 or 3 years ago when we were generating incomprehensible pics of Jar Jar at the Nunemberg trials. I can't wait for this kind of shit to get properly introduced into gaming. If im going to have to live in a gay and fake world, I at least want to play with AI NPCs with whom you can hold a conversation.

>>712452483
Unironically the only thing I like about AI trends is that it's pretty likely that within the next two or three years we'll be able to have real-time conversations with AI-voiced characters. That's one of those things that seemed like sci-fi shit to me as a kid. Most of it's just ugly bullshit but that's genuinely pretty neat. Will probably make waifufags go insane though.

>>712450562
ABSOLUTE CINEMA

>>712450709
>w-what the fuck?? why was /pol/shit deleted?????
Because this isn't /pol/, probably.

>>712450446
Post Snood now!

>>712451274
>ACTIVE SHOO-
*POP* *POP* *POP*

>>712453703
>within the next two or three years
you can already do that now, I just hate how censored it is.

>>712449372 (OP)
I thought we were boycotting this fat retard sellout terrorist

>>712449372 (OP)
the proliferation of the chicken jockey meme is the result of years and years of underfunding and neglect in the american education system, you fuckers keep raising retards and they giving them unrestricted access to the internet

>>712449372 (OP)
In three days it will be the 2 month anniversary of the Party pwning 4chan. How are you celebrating, Anons?

>>712455030
Eh retarded shit has always been funny we used to watch adult swim

>>712449372 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tj-wAcSW7hI
Why is he so based?

>>712451524
SAUSAGE JOCKEY

>>712455030
>blaming 4chins users for raising children

>within the next two or three years we'll be able to have real-time conversations with AI-voiced characters
You can do that already. There's a website where you can speak to an AI Peter Griffin and shit.

>>712455030
It's just the modern version of Rocky Horror Picture Show

>>712454283
>>712456030
Those are shit in terms of actual responses and the inflections sound terrible though. I mean actual conversations with natural speech inflections. That's still like 2 - 3 years off at the rate things are progressing.

>>712450562
even tho i do not like tumblr, i hope that we and them shut down together

TAINTED COIL

Jack black should have retired from acting after Gulliver's travels.

"CHICKEN JOCKEY", Dumbledore said calmly.

Utterly dreading the videogame movie landscape. It was already bad enough that the successful ones are just your average out-of-touch kids movie but with videogame skin, now they're absolutely going to bank on meme appeal

>>712449620
I don't need to check the archive I can tell from the replies that whatever this post said was absolutely true.
I wholly endorse this post without even reading it.

>>712451676
I was hoping someone would say this