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Anonymous No.712449372 [Report] >>712449620 >>712450168 >>712450560 >>712451073 >>712451274 >>712451454 >>712454715 >>712455030 >>712455203 >>712455574
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Anonymous No.712449450 [Report] >>712449570 >>712449924
>throw chicken in lava
>it disappears
Anonymous No.712449570 [Report]
>>712449450
>money stolen
Anonymous No.712449620 [Report] >>712449738 >>712449857 >>712449982 >>712450041 >>712450290 >>712450467 >>712450709 >>712452059 >>712460856
>>712449372 (OP)
jack (((black))) is such a cringe faggot and right up there with seth (((rogen))) as one the world most astroturfed celebs
Anonymous No.712449738 [Report] >>712450485
>>712449620
Get a load of this dude-doo-head
Anonymous No.712449857 [Report]
>>712449620
This, so much this. Only the White man could ever create something as sublime as Minecraft.
Anonymous No.712449924 [Report]
>>712449450
if you drop lava onto a chicken above a hopper the hopper will actually pick up the drops cooked chicken included) im pretty sure
Anonymous No.712449982 [Report] >>712450047 >>712450441
>>712449620
Jack Black is better than you in every conceivable metric.
He is smarter, better looking, more famous, more wealthy, gets more pussy, has more friends, and is more beloved than you will ever be.
If you hate someone who doesn't even know who you are, and is better than you, that kind of makes you a pathetic loser, doesn't it?
Anonymous No.712450041 [Report]
>>712449620
He's a sellout, sure, but at least he tries to bring soul to movies, unlike the rock and that short nigger that are also in every movie
Anonymous No.712450047 [Report] >>712450151
>>712449982
You can stop sucking his dick now
Anonymous No.712450151 [Report]
>>712450047
I have never seen a Jack Black movie, I just know he is better than you because you are an ugly loser.
Anonymous No.712450168 [Report] >>712450302
>>712449372 (OP)
is this movie just him saying the names of different minecraft things?
Anonymous No.712450205 [Report] >>712450302 >>712450824
this movie was terrible and it boiled down to jack black just announcing things from minecraft.
Anonymous No.712450290 [Report]
>>712449620
I have jew fatigue
Anonymous No.712450302 [Report]
>>712450168
>>712450205
and yet it made a minecraftillion dollars
Anonymous No.712450357 [Report]
>nigger jockey
Anonymous No.712450441 [Report]
>>712449982
he had Jewish privilege growing up. sure he's a good music...
Anonymous No.712450446 [Report] >>712454143
Snood
Anonymous No.712450467 [Report]
>>712449620
He isn't nearly as insufferable as Seth Rogan
Anonymous No.712450481 [Report]
NIGGER COCKY
Anonymous No.712450485 [Report]
>>712449738
Hello jew jew head
Anonymous No.712450550 [Report]
SCHOOL SHOOTER in germany
Anonymous No.712450560 [Report] >>712450597 >>712450748
>>712449372 (OP)
Did anybody actually die from this
Anonymous No.712450562 [Report] >>712453735 >>712459048
Anonymous No.712450597 [Report]
>>712450560
the cinema riots?
Anonymous No.712450637 [Report]
CUMMING IN HOT
Anonymous No.712450709 [Report] >>712450907 >>712450949 >>712451039 >>712453929
>>712449620
What the fuck? Why was this deleted?
Anonymous No.712450748 [Report]
>>712450560
a few people who were working at certain cenimas, but that doesn't count.
Anonymous No.712450824 [Report]
>>712450205
thats what mad it good tho, fr fr
Anonymous No.712450907 [Report]
>>712450709
Don't worry about it.
Anonymous No.712450949 [Report]
>>712450709
stop noticing things
Anonymous No.712451039 [Report]
>>712450709
mods are probably fucking with you
Anonymous No.712451073 [Report] >>712451128 >>712451310
>>712449372 (OP)
>the post that killed 4chan
Anonymous No.712451128 [Report]
>>712451073
everyone say hi to the fbi
Anonymous No.712451274 [Report] >>712451451 >>712454161
>>712449372 (OP)
Anonymous No.712451310 [Report]
>>712451073
I wish it stayed dead desu
Anonymous No.712451327 [Report]
In hindsight it's a bit weird how people got really upset about the Monster Hunter movie being an isekai but the Minecraft movie does the same shit, except villagers come into our world and date milfs, and it makes a gajillion dollars.

So what I'm thinking is that Meowscular Chef needed to cross into our world and have a major subplot where he's a gigolo.
Anonymous No.712451451 [Report]
>>712451274
>chicken fucker
Anonymous No.712451454 [Report] >>712451496
>>712449372 (OP)
Anonymous No.712451496 [Report] >>712451524
>>712451454
he loves that cock
Anonymous No.712451524 [Report] >>712451596 >>712451720 >>712452483 >>712455735
>>712451496
Anonymous No.712451596 [Report]
>>712451524
kek ride that sausage fag
Anonymous No.712451676 [Report] >>712461418
>Sticky Ricky
Anonymous No.712451720 [Report]
>>712451524
>faggot jockey
Anonymous No.712451782 [Report] >>712452075 >>712452201
Anonymous No.712452059 [Report]
>>712449620
good morning sar
Anonymous No.712452075 [Report]
>>712451782
>you have unlocked fucking the hottest chick in the game
Anonymous No.712452201 [Report]
>>712451782
worthy title
Anonymous No.712452483 [Report] >>712453703
>>712451524
It's fucking incredible how quickly AI has advanced. I remember 2 or 3 years ago when we were generating incomprehensible pics of Jar Jar at the Nunemberg trials. I can't wait for this kind of shit to get properly introduced into gaming. If im going to have to live in a gay and fake world, I at least want to play with AI NPCs with whom you can hold a conversation.
Anonymous No.712453703 [Report] >>712454283
>>712452483
Unironically the only thing I like about AI trends is that it's pretty likely that within the next two or three years we'll be able to have real-time conversations with AI-voiced characters. That's one of those things that seemed like sci-fi shit to me as a kid. Most of it's just ugly bullshit but that's genuinely pretty neat. Will probably make waifufags go insane though.
Anonymous No.712453735 [Report]
>>712450562
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
Anonymous No.712453929 [Report]
>>712450709
>w-what the fuck?? why was /pol/shit deleted?????
Because this isn't /pol/, probably.
Anonymous No.712454143 [Report]
>>712450446
Post Snood now!
Anonymous No.712454161 [Report]
>>712451274
>ACTIVE SHOO-
*POP* *POP* *POP*
Anonymous No.712454283 [Report] >>712457341
>>712453703
>within the next two or three years
you can already do that now, I just hate how censored it is.
Anonymous No.712454715 [Report]
>>712449372 (OP)
I thought we were boycotting this fat retard sellout terrorist
Anonymous No.712455030 [Report] >>712455365 >>712455960 >>712456118
>>712449372 (OP)
the proliferation of the chicken jockey meme is the result of years and years of underfunding and neglect in the american education system, you fuckers keep raising retards and they giving them unrestricted access to the internet
Anonymous No.712455203 [Report]
>>712449372 (OP)
In three days it will be the 2 month anniversary of the Party pwning 4chan. How are you celebrating, Anons?
Anonymous No.712455365 [Report]
>>712455030
Eh retarded shit has always been funny we used to watch adult swim
Anonymous No.712455574 [Report]
>>712449372 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tj-wAcSW7hI
Why is he so based?
Anonymous No.712455735 [Report]
>>712451524
SAUSAGE JOCKEY
Anonymous No.712455960 [Report]
>>712455030
>blaming 4chins users for raising children
Anonymous No.712456030 [Report] >>712457341
>within the next two or three years we'll be able to have real-time conversations with AI-voiced characters
You can do that already. There's a website where you can speak to an AI Peter Griffin and shit.
Anonymous No.712456118 [Report]
>>712455030
It's just the modern version of Rocky Horror Picture Show
Anonymous No.712457341 [Report]
>>712454283
>>712456030
Those are shit in terms of actual responses and the inflections sound terrible though. I mean actual conversations with natural speech inflections. That's still like 2 - 3 years off at the rate things are progressing.
Anonymous No.712459048 [Report]
>>712450562
even tho i do not like tumblr, i hope that we and them shut down together
Anonymous No.712459141 [Report]
Anonymous No.712459287 [Report]
TAINTED COIL
Anonymous No.712459374 [Report]
Jack black should have retired from acting after Gulliver's travels.
Anonymous No.712459431 [Report]
"CHICKEN JOCKEY", Dumbledore said calmly.
Anonymous No.712460312 [Report]
Utterly dreading the videogame movie landscape. It was already bad enough that the successful ones are just your average out-of-touch kids movie but with videogame skin, now they're absolutely going to bank on meme appeal
Anonymous No.712460856 [Report]
>>712449620
I don't need to check the archive I can tell from the replies that whatever this post said was absolutely true.
I wholly endorse this post without even reading it.
Anonymous No.712461418 [Report]
>>712451676
I was hoping someone would say this