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Anonymous No.712454043 [Report] >>712454334 >>712455286 >>712457309 >>712457847 >>712457985 >>712458167 >>712459947 >>712460879 >>712462563 >>712463341 >>712467760
IT'S PAYNE!
Anonymous No.712454334 [Report]
>>712454043 (OP)
WHACK HIM
Anonymous No.712454435 [Report]
HEYAH
Anonymous No.712455286 [Report]
>>712454043 (OP)
HAHLD ET
Anonymous No.712456170 [Report] >>712456528
It's Denton, remember the briefing.
Anonymous No.712456528 [Report]
>>712456170
How about I add you to the list of NSF casualties.
Anonymous No.712456632 [Report]
OH MY GOD YOU SHOT ME aaaaaaaaa
Anonymous No.712457309 [Report] >>712457487 >>712457603 >>712457750 >>712458214 >>712467602
>>712454043 (OP)
HAVE NO FEAR
VLAD IS HERE
Anonymous No.712457487 [Report] >>712460115
>>712457309
DEAREST OF ALL MY FRIENDS
Anonymous No.712457603 [Report]
>>712457309
VPN off HIVan.
Anonymous No.712457750 [Report]
>>712457309
you are making me look incompetent by refusing to die
Anonymous No.712457847 [Report]
>>712454043 (OP)
overrun with soul
i wish Italians were real
Anonymous No.712457985 [Report] >>712458681
>>712454043 (OP)
Pain the butt
Anonymous No.712458167 [Report] >>712472472
>>712454043 (OP)
Reminder to play Kung Fu mod if you haven't
Anonymous No.712458214 [Report]
>>712457309
I still remember his angry voice message to Woden in that last mission. Such a good performance from his VA.
Anonymous No.712458314 [Report] >>712458386 >>712472472
find him, take care of him
Anonymous No.712458386 [Report]
>>712458314
ADAM SANDLER
Anonymous No.712458681 [Report]
>>712457985
Anonymous No.712459537 [Report] >>712459618 >>712460569 >>712466982 >>712467760
i tried
Anonymous No.712459618 [Report]
>>712459537
What have you done?
Anonymous No.712459947 [Report] >>712460053 >>712468037
>>712454043 (OP)
First remake look this Game Awards. You know it.
Anonymous No.712460053 [Report]
>>712459947
bullshit
Anonymous No.712460115 [Report]
>>712457487
>kills you
Anonymous No.712460569 [Report]
>>712459537
felvidék-ed
Anonymous No.712460879 [Report] >>712461516 >>712463052
>>712454043 (OP)
thinking about how MP3 was gonna be set in Russia
Anonymous No.712461516 [Report]
>>712460879
ЭTO PAYNE! УДAPЬTE EГO!
Anonymous No.712462563 [Report]
>>712454043 (OP)
WHACK'M OFF
Anonymous No.712463028 [Report] >>712463287
IT'S PAYNE
Anonymous No.712463052 [Report]
>>712460879
Fun fact: Originally Max Payne was planned as 4 games, each entry for each season of the year. Considering summer was the final game, Brazil as the setting for 3 makes sense.
Anonymous No.712463287 [Report]
>>712463028
Anonymous No.712463341 [Report] >>712465690
>>712454043 (OP)
Just finished this

The slow-mo John Woo shit is cool, but it could've been an actually good game if it weren't for the unbarable jank

Seriously, fuck this faggoty blood mazes
Anonymous No.712465690 [Report] >>712466528
>>712463341
Admit it you just got spooked out by the crying baby noise hahah those segments take like a minute or less if you know... the whole game can be beat in a couple hours.
Anonymous No.712466528 [Report]
>>712465690
The janky control are annoying especially on those chapters
Anonymous No.712466539 [Report] >>712467095
I had a dream of my wife
She was TURNING HUMANS IN TO GLUE
But it was all right
Anonymous No.712466653 [Report] >>712473389
Max Payne Located!
Anonymous No.712466982 [Report]
>>712459537
nice
Anonymous No.712467095 [Report]
>>712466539
SO I GUESS I'VE BECOME WHAT THEY WANTED ME TO BE
A KILLER
Anonymous No.712467602 [Report] >>712468289
>>712457309
hate how they turned him into a generic villain
Anonymous No.712467653 [Report]
WACK HIM!
Anonymous No.712467760 [Report]
>>712459537
>>712454043 (OP)
Max constiPayne was the best, I was so pissed when decided to get rid of Sam Lake's dumb but recognizable face and replace him with some generic noir model.
Anonymous No.712468037 [Report] >>712469208 >>712473079
>>712459947
>post yfw they use Mark Whalberg face for the remake of 1.
Anonymous No.712468289 [Report]
>>712467602
This. MP2 sucks.
Anonymous No.712469208 [Report]
>>712468037
>all enemies are now vietnamese
Anonymous No.712469579 [Report]
Hope the remakes reignite the 3 game's multiplayer
Anonymous No.712470537 [Report]
This game is a 10/10
I played it recently gameplay, humour, atmosphere everything still holds up

And i Fuck love all the guidos
Anonymous No.712471052 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.712471212 [Report]
Is this the Payne residence?
Anonymous No.712472201 [Report] >>712473028
i cant play this anymore. my mouse locks up and wont move after 30 seconds. no one on the entirety of the internet seems to know how to fix this. ive seen others with the same issue on steam forums with no replies. i have the exact same problem with max payne 2, arcanum, and rainbow six black ops. i believe it has something to do with directdraw.dll
Anonymous No.712472472 [Report]
>>712458167
To this day I'm in awe how in early 00s someone managed to pull out a mod completely rewamping gameplay and adding amazing animations for a singleplayer tps. Like, seriously, I never seen anything like it before or after.
>>712458314
That dude had such a memorable voice. Too bad he didn't have more screen time.
Anonymous No.712472634 [Report]
>I had a dream of my wife
>She was TURNING HUMANS INTO GLUE
>It was alright
Anonymous No.712473028 [Report]
>>712472201

RHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! FIX THE FUCKING MOUSE ISSUE NOW!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.712473079 [Report]
>>712468037
Game studios love to fuck up the simplest things so this wouldn't surprise me
Anonymous No.712473192 [Report] >>712473341 >>712473549
Mona living ending is CANON
Anonymous No.712473341 [Report]
>>712473192
IT WAS ALRIGHT
Anonymous No.712473389 [Report] >>712476639
>>712466653
That sunset sprite, man. Anxiety inducing.
The first act of the game is legitimately felt like you're about to stumble upon a Lovecraftian horror.
Anonymous No.712473549 [Report]
>>712473192
there was no such ending. life is pain
Anonymous No.712473750 [Report] >>712474037 >>712474492
I like Max Payne 3, but I think if the missions happened in chronological order starting with Max at the bar, it would've been better.
Anonymous No.712474037 [Report] >>712474492
>>712473750
Probably. MP3 is my favorite but I think the first level is the worst one. And despite the stadium looking really cool it's the second worst level in the game.
Anonymous No.712474492 [Report] >>712475365
>>712473750
>>712474037
At least they make up for it with HEALTH - TEARS in the airport.
Anonymous No.712475365 [Report]
>>712474492
That moment is kino
Anonymous No.712476639 [Report]
>>712473389
yep, peak atmosphere