Thread 712454043 - /v/ [Archived: 1083 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 6:32:48 PM No.712454043

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IT'S PAYNE!

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 6:36:04 PM No.712454334

>>712454043 (OP)
WHACK HIM

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 6:37:17 PM No.712454435

HEYAH

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 6:47:34 PM No.712455286

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>>712454043 (OP)
HAHLD ET

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 6:58:20 PM No.712456170

It's Denton, remember the briefing.

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:02:57 PM No.712456528

dx_denton_food

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>>712456170
How about I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:04:19 PM No.712456632

OH MY GOD YOU SHOT ME aaaaaaaaa

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:12:05 PM No.712457309

vlad lem

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>>712454043 (OP)
HAVE NO FEAR
VLAD IS HERE

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:14:08 PM No.712457487

>>712457309
DEAREST OF ALL MY FRIENDS

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:15:23 PM No.712457603

>>712457309
VPN off HIVan.

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:17:07 PM No.712457750

>>712457309
you are making me look incompetent by refusing to die

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:18:07 PM No.712457847

>>712454043 (OP)
overrun with soul
i wish Italians were real

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:19:45 PM No.712457985

>>712454043 (OP)
Pain the butt

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:21:32 PM No.712458167

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>>712454043 (OP)
Reminder to play Kung Fu mod if you haven't

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:22:10 PM No.712458214

>>712457309
I still remember his angry voice message to Woden in that last mission. Such a good performance from his VA.

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:23:10 PM No.712458314

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find him, take care of him

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:23:56 PM No.712458386

>>712458314
ADAM SANDLER

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:27:17 PM No.712458681

you're killing me

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>>712457985

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:37:48 PM No.712459537

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i tried

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:38:45 PM No.712459618

>>712459537
What have you done?

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:42:38 PM No.712459947

>>712454043 (OP)
First remake look this Game Awards. You know it.

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:43:56 PM No.712460053

>>712459947
bullshit

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:44:48 PM No.712460115

>>712457487
>kills you

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:50:14 PM No.712460569

>>712459537
felvidék-ed

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 7:54:02 PM No.712460879

maxpayne-russia

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>>712454043 (OP)
thinking about how MP3 was gonna be set in Russia

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 8:02:44 PM No.712461516

>>712460879
ЭTO PAYNE! УДAPЬTE EГO!

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 8:16:00 PM No.712462563

>>712454043 (OP)
WHACK'M OFF

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 8:21:44 PM No.712463028

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IT'S PAYNE

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 8:21:54 PM No.712463052

>>712460879
Fun fact: Originally Max Payne was planned as 4 games, each entry for each season of the year. Considering summer was the final game, Brazil as the setting for 3 makes sense.

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 8:25:01 PM No.712463287

mfw

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>>712463028

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 8:25:35 PM No.712463341

ga4jwzqbbt3b1

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>>712454043 (OP)
Just finished this

The slow-mo John Woo shit is cool, but it could've been an actually good game if it weren't for the unbarable jank

Seriously, fuck this faggoty blood mazes

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 8:52:43 PM No.712465690

>>712463341
Admit it you just got spooked out by the crying baby noise hahah those segments take like a minute or less if you know... the whole game can be beat in a couple hours.

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:01:43 PM No.712466528

>>712465690
The janky control are annoying especially on those chapters

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:01:48 PM No.712466539

mp3

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I had a dream of my wife
She was TURNING HUMANS IN TO GLUE
But it was all right

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:02:56 PM No.712466653

max payne 1 atmosphere1

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Max Payne Located!

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:06:21 PM No.712466982

>>712459537
nice

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:07:46 PM No.712467095

>>712466539
SO I GUESS I'VE BECOME WHAT THEY WANTED ME TO BE
A KILLER

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:13:21 PM No.712467602

>>712457309
hate how they turned him into a generic villain

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:13:56 PM No.712467653

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WACK HIM!

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:15:20 PM No.712467760

>>712459537
>>712454043 (OP)
Max constiPayne was the best, I was so pissed when decided to get rid of Sam Lake's dumb but recognizable face and replace him with some generic noir model.

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:18:44 PM No.712468037

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>>712459947
>post yfw they use Mark Whalberg face for the remake of 1.

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:21:42 PM No.712468289

>>712467602
This. MP2 sucks.

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:32:08 PM No.712469208

>>712468037
>all enemies are now vietnamese

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:35:52 PM No.712469579

Hope the remakes reignite the 3 game's multiplayer

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:46:52 PM No.712470537

This game is a 10/10
I played it recently gameplay, humour, atmosphere everything still holds up

And i Fuck love all the guidos

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:52:33 PM No.712471052

max payne 1 atmosphere2

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bump

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 9:54:12 PM No.712471212

Is this the Payne residence?

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:05:11 PM No.712472201

i cant play this anymore. my mouse locks up and wont move after 30 seconds. no one on the entirety of the internet seems to know how to fix this. ive seen others with the same issue on steam forums with no replies. i have the exact same problem with max payne 2, arcanum, and rainbow six black ops. i believe it has something to do with directdraw.dll

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:08:32 PM No.712472472

>>712458167
To this day I'm in awe how in early 00s someone managed to pull out a mod completely rewamping gameplay and adding amazing animations for a singleplayer tps. Like, seriously, I never seen anything like it before or after.
>>712458314
That dude had such a memorable voice. Too bad he didn't have more screen time.

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:10:17 PM No.712472634

>I had a dream of my wife
>She was TURNING HUMANS INTO GLUE
>It was alright

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:14:45 PM No.712473028

>>712472201

RHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! FIX THE FUCKING MOUSE ISSUE NOW!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:15:25 PM No.712473079

>>712468037
Game studios love to fuck up the simplest things so this wouldn't surprise me

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:16:32 PM No.712473192

Mona living ending is CANON

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:18:10 PM No.712473341

>>712473192
IT WAS ALRIGHT

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:18:40 PM No.712473389

>>712466653
That sunset sprite, man. Anxiety inducing.
The first act of the game is legitimately felt like you're about to stumble upon a Lovecraftian horror.

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:20:13 PM No.712473549

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>>712473192
there was no such ending. life is pain

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:22:21 PM No.712473750

I like Max Payne 3, but I think if the missions happened in chronological order starting with Max at the bar, it would've been better.

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:25:07 PM No.712474037

>>712473750
Probably. MP3 is my favorite but I think the first level is the worst one. And despite the stadium looking really cool it's the second worst level in the game.

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:29:53 PM No.712474492

>>712473750
>>712474037
At least they make up for it with HEALTH - TEARS in the airport.

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Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:39:26 PM No.712475365

>>712474492
That moment is kino

Anonymous

6/12/2025, 10:54:42 PM No.712476639

Max Payne 2 atmosphere

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>>712473389
yep, peak atmosphere