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Anonymous No.712474405 >>712474875 >>712474974 >>712475118 >>712475164 >>712475379 >>712475615 >>712476569 >>712477061 >>712477606 >>712478234 >>712478248 >>712478474 >>712479863 >>712482636 >>712483253 >>712486953 >>712488903 >>712490556 >>712490643 >>712491618 >>712492098 >>712492741 >>712498374 >>712498521 >>712502943 >>712504582 >>712505524
PULL UP! PULL UP! PULL UP!
Anonymous No.712474875 >>712495583 >>712503213 >>712505797
>>712474405 (OP)
Not funny.
Anonymous No.712474974
>>712474405 (OP)
Funny.
Anonymous No.712475118
>>712474405 (OP)
milquetoast comedic value
Anonymous No.712475164 >>712477738 >>712478012 >>712478171 >>712483115 >>712486404 >>712490313 >>712490805 >>712491610 >>712492004 >>712492307 >>712492310 >>712492801 >>712494205 >>712495546 >>712496340 >>712501347 >>712502809 >>712503550 >>712504875 >>712505862
>>712474405 (OP)
We're going to need an update, aren't we?
Anonymous No.712475182 >>712475298 >>712475507
retard retard retard
Anonymous No.712475298 >>712475507 >>712483189
>>712475182
>"*Sniff* I-im trying my *Chokes* I'm trying my best here."
Anonymous No.712475379
>>712474405 (OP)
BLOODY BITCH BASTARD PULL UP OR I RAPE YOUR MOTHER
Anonymous No.712475507 >>712476739
>>712475182
>>712475298
>die due to your own stupidity
>while knowing said stupidity has killed hundreds of people with you
>last thing you hear before oblivion takes you is even the computer calling you a retard
Anonymous No.712475615 >>712477195
>>712474405 (OP)
With this type of dive you wouldn't get a terrain proximity alert because the sensors that tell you that the earth is approaching are at the bottom of the fuselage
Anonymous No.712476438
>go around bloody basterd!
>give landing clearance benchod!
>fuck you bastard bitch!
>bloody fuck you!
>fuck you bloody!
Anonymous No.712476569
>>712474405 (OP)
>The temmies are shaking
Anonymous No.712476739 >>712485385
>>712475507
RETARD RETARD RETARD
Anonymous No.712477061
>>712474405 (OP)
How do you say WE GAAN in Hindi?
Anonymous No.712477195
>>712475615
It should read altitude information from pitot static system and air data computer, not just the radar altimeter
Anonymous No.712477482 >>712477783 >>712477973
Samir! You're breaking the plane!
Anonymous No.712477606 >>712494004 >>712494485
>>712474405 (OP)
Why did he do it?
Anonymous No.712477738 >>712477904
>>712475164
Where's the Les Baines 4U plane crasher?
Or is he simply too powerful to be added?
Anonymous No.712477783
>>712477482
Everything is fine saar please remain seated
Anonymous No.712477853
>>712477777
Anonymous No.712477856 >>712477970 >>712478203 >>712497626 >>712498398
Why dont you guys become air traffic controllers? They stay in their room all day and talk into the mic to other socially awkward pilots
Anonymous No.712477904 >>712478203
>>712477738
That was Andreas
Anonymous No.712477912
I'm sure they'll blame it on Pakistan somehow.
Anonymous No.712477970 >>712478760
>>712477856
>why dont you get one of the highest stress jobs on the planet?
gee, that one's a real thinker
Anonymous No.712477973
>>712477482
Don't tell me how to fly

*crashes*
Anonymous No.712478012 >>712478417
>>712475164
Richard Russell should be on there
Anonymous No.712478130
Context
Anonymous No.712478171 >>712478606 >>712480337 >>712481191 >>712481403 >>712481608 >>712482413 >>712482648 >>712483204 >>712484397 >>712486792 >>712505125
>>712475164
Can I get a QRD on any of these?
Anonymous No.712478203 >>712493896
>>712477856
1. Does it pay well
2. How fast is it going to be automated by AI
>>712477904
Man he should be way higher, unless it's purely a kill count thing
The fact that he baneposted so hard reality bent around him and the crash with shit like Bruce Robin investigating surely makes him powerful beyond comprehension
Anonymous No.712478232
Any idea where Pajeet #242 sat? That's some FInal Destination shit.
Anonymous No.712478234 >>712494021
>>712474405 (OP)
>be pilot jeet
>piloting the plane without a problem
>BEEEEEEEP
>the unredeemed gift card detector starts going crazy
>look through window, see someone walking out of a store with 4 google play gift cards
>go apeshit and start yelling "DO NOT REDEEM SAAAAAR"
>start tilting the plane towards the floor with the intention of crashing the plane onto that person
>seconds before the impact see that the person has already redeemed all four gift cards
>"BLOODY BENCHOD BASTAAAARD"
>die in vain as you couldn't prevent him from not redeeming
Anonymous No.712478248
>>712474405 (OP)
WOOP WOOP
WOOP WOOP
Anonymous No.712478417 >>712480349
>>712478012
He is, el rey del cielo
Anonymous No.712478474 >>712478703 >>712479096 >>712487179 >>712489367
>>712474405 (OP)
Anonymous No.712478606 >>712490321
>>712478171
Cocodrilo Libre was a crocodile some retard smuggleed onto a small plane, which escaped and caused a crash when the passengers ran away and overbalanced the plane.
Anonymous No.712478703 >>712485425
>>712478474
Anonymous No.712478760 >>712501389
>>712477970
High stress if you arent emotionally numb. Which i assume most of you are. What's so different with than than say doing callouts in a raid in Ventrillo or may Allah forgive me for uttering this word..."discord"?
Anonymous No.712479096 >>712485425
>>712478474
Go back to your Steam charts thread
Anonymous No.712479569 >>712479802 >>712482306 >>712482749
there is a video of the one survivor just walking away from the crash site
Anonymous No.712479802 >>712480018
>>712479569
i laughed out loud that he is a british citizen and then you see the clip and its just another streetshitter
Anonymous No.712479863
>>712474405 (OP)
Nah
Anonymous No.712480018
>>712479802
so a british citizen?
Anonymous No.712480337 >>712484367 >>712494079
>>712478171
El Rey del cielo is Sky King, a dude that stole a parked plane for a last joyride
DB cooper stole a shitload of cash and parachuted from a plane, never to be found.
Timoteo Lancaster was in the cockpit during a window malfunction, his colleagues held his legs and landed the plane with him outside like that
Kyuri Khazmatov bet with his copilot he could land blindfolded, 70/94 people on board died
Pilota automatico: watch Airplane! (1980), timeless classic
Andreas Lubitz an hero'ed into a mountain with all souls on board, depression or some shit

I don't recognize the others
Anonymous No.712480349 >>712480439 >>712480519 >>712480720 >>712481016
>>712478417
so the spanish in the names is completely random and has no ties to the event or responsible people

what about pic rel killing some of the best football players at its time.
Anonymous No.712480439 >>712482323
>>712480349
It's a play on the DBZ spic charts you stupid ass newfag
Anonymous No.712480519 >>712482323
>>712480349
It's Spanish because it's a reference to Mexican DBZ power ranking images
Anonymous No.712480710
forgot to deploy the flaps award
Anonymous No.712480720
>>712480349
lurk moar
Anonymous No.712481016
>>712480349
>no ties to the event or responsible people
el rey del cielo is literally sky king
Anonymous No.712481191 >>712482204
>>712478171
DC-SSJ10 is referring to DC-10, notorious plane due to its involvement in numerous well know incidents (including the Concorde accident).
Unit 777 is the special forces unit that killed more hostages than the terrorists.
Pierre-Cedric Bonin pulled the joystick back the whole time during a storm and stalled the planed until it crashed (Air France Flight 447).
Keith Sapsford tried to hitch a ride in the plane's wheel compartment but fell outside during lift off.
Anonymous No.712481403 >>712482343
>>712478171
Flying at night Pierre kept pulling up until the plane hit a deep stall, then he pulled up some more, mistaking the fact that the plane was pitched up for accelerating nose down. Captain came back from the shitter or something just in time to realise what was going on and actually get the nose down but by that point the plane was too close to the ocean to recover and pancaked, killing everyone on board.
Anonymous No.712481608 >>712481870 >>712482069
>>712478171
A russian pilot made a mistake and slammed a plane full of school children into a cargo plane mid air
Vitaly Kaloyev, father of one of the kids, tracked down and killed the air traffic controller, did 2 years in prison and now he's a russian politician and national hero
Anonymous No.712481870 >>712482082 >>712482489
>>712481608
2 years in prison for premeditated murder? Bargain.
Anonymous No.712482069 >>712482874
>>712481608
So the air traffic controller made the mistake that led to the pilot crashing?
Anonymous No.712482082
>>712481870
I mean he lost his wife and two children because of that controller which the original post failed to mention was the main person responsible, what is a man to do?
Anonymous No.712482204
>>712481191
>Keith Sapsford
was this all to it, I heard this happened pretty often. Didn't we even get videos when usa pulled out of Afghanistan, tons of people trying to free ride on the outside of some planes.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/body-found-landing-gear-u-s-plane-had-people-clinging-n1276968
Anonymous No.712482306 >>712482546 >>712483941
>>712479569
I'm still curious how the fuck he did it, even if he jumped before the impact the height and speed would have dismembered upon landing.
Anonymous No.712482318 >>712482728
Did someone really shout retard retard retard
Anonymous No.712482323 >>712496114
>>712480439
>>712480519
>retards are proud about spic DBZ power charts
what has the world come to...
Anonymous No.712482343
>>712481403
Wasn't the shitter, he was asleep it's a long-haul/international flight IIRC.
Anonymous No.712482395 >>712493326
>One survivor, an indian-brittish
>From Air India
>A country also known for their trains and accident involved with them (which makes quite likely that said survivor was in one of those crashes)
>Like any indian, is afraid of water
>Just like pic related
>Pic related's director/writter/producer is also indian
Coincidence too much?
Anonymous No.712482413 >>712505753 >>712505858
>>712478171
Kudrinsky: brought his kids into the cockpit and let his son "pretend" to control the aircraft, because it was on autopilot. The boy swayed the stick long enough to override the autopilot and controlled the aircraft for real and it ultimately crashed despite the pilot's efforts.
Anonymous No.712482489 >>712482659 >>712482902
>>712481870
It's Russia. They're not a real country. They don't have laws, it's just a bunch of throwback gorillas killing each other to assert primal dominance.
Anonymous No.712482546
>>712482306
Jumped before the impact. You can see in the video the plane stalls and sort of "glides" (to speak) toward the ground. I don't think the height would've necessarily killed him, depending on when he bailed he it's entirely plausible for him to jump out from the back if the engines stalled.
Anonymous No.712482636 >>712482747
>>712474405 (OP)
i didnt think i could feel empathy for indians but here we are.
Anonymous No.712482648 >>712482919
>>712478171
Vasipa is a type of wasp that makes cocons in pitot tubes, which leads to problems in reading air speed and I think it resulted in a crash and other incidents.
Anonymous No.712482659
>>712482489
...he was sentenced in Europe
Anonymous No.712482728
>>712482318
no because it was a boeing
Anonymous No.712482747 >>712482814
>>712482636
nice try
Anonymous No.712482749 >>712482838 >>712483021 >>712486808 >>712488607 >>712495541
>>712479569
>British man
Vishwashkumar Ramesh

Bongs lol
Anonymous No.712482814
>>712482747
huh?
Anonymous No.712482838
>>712482749
>"We'll get you later"
Anonymous No.712482874 >>712484301 >>712501069
>>712482069
Not really, but it's a complex story
It was night, usually 3 people staff the air control, but the swiss civil aviation cut down costs to only 2 people. One of them went to sleep for a couple of hours, so 1 guy was doing the work of 3 people.
That night there was also maintanance going on, so most of the instruments in the tower control were turned off.
Two planes were on collision course. There is an automated system on planes that makes sure they don't collide, tells one to go up and the other to go down. The Cargo plane received the notification to go up, the Russian to go down. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Now, the russians phoned in to tower control just to make sure, and the air control guy, while on the phone with another emergency, told the russians to go up.
This is the funny bit: In NATO civil aviation, automated instruments have priority. So the Russian pilot should've went down, but in former soviet countries the doctrine is that air control has always the last word.
The air control guy was cleared of guilty, but that doesn't bring comfort to a grieving father, and he couldn't take it on Bashkirian Airlines for not training their pilots, so...
Anonymous No.712482902
>>712482489
You can go to any country in the world and you will find big leniency on a pre-meditated murder where the cause was seeking some form of personal justice after being dealt copious amounts of griefs.

The air controller was cozily retired full benefits on his town, all he suffered was "medical attention due to traumatic stress".


I don't condone it, but I get it, and that was just a handful of the people that were directly killed by it.
Anonymous No.712482919 >>712483123
>>712482648
Birgenair Flight 301

Caja Negro might be the plane hijacking by some african terrorist that wanted to flee to australia despite the captain repeatedly telling them they don't have enough fuel.
Anonymous No.712482967
post recent indian plane crash webms please
Anonymous No.712483021 >>712483152
>>712482749
Indians have been in UK for a long fucking time, that fucker could've easily been born and raised in the UK
Anonymous No.712483063
saar gaan
Anonymous No.712483115 >>712484562
>>712475164
Where does the indian guy that survived rank?
Anonymous No.712483123 >>712485935
>>712482919
Caja negro is just the black box
Anonymous No.712483152 >>712483273
>>712483021
lol lmao, still just a streetshitter
Anonymous No.712483189
>>712475298
Which crash?
Anonymous No.712483204
>>712478171
El problem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1771
Anonymous No.712483253 >>712486761
>>712474405 (OP)
>PULL UP! PULL UP! PULL UP!
oops too late...
Anonymous No.712483273 >>712494106
>>712483152
Yes but he still would be a british man, that well has been poisoned for a long time now.
Anonymous No.712483941
>>712482306
>jumped before the impact
Are troll physics actually real?
Anonymous No.712484301 >>712484491 >>712485157
>>712482874
But why tell the Russian pilot to go up in the first place?
Anonymous No.712484367
>>712480337
>Kyuri Khazmatov bet with his copilot he could land blindfolded, 70/94 people on board died
This one is worse than the actual suicidal.
Anonymous No.712484397
>>712478171
El Problemo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1771
Anonymous No.712484491
>>712484301
When you're alone doing the job of three in highly stressful situations, mistakes will happen.
Anonymous No.712484562 >>712484929 >>712485349
>>712483115
I'd say D.B. Cooper level. Bailed from the plane like Cooper, but unlike Cooper survived without a parachute.

Probably a rank up from him.
Anonymous No.712484929
>>712484562
Vesna Vulović also survived a long ass fall without a parachute, 33,333 feet
She should be on the list too, tbqh
Anonymous No.712485157
>>712484301
It's more or less like the three miles island incident. Technically a human error, but the work environment was bad to the point that human mistake was to be expected.
The bigger mistake was on the Russian pilot for not knowing who to listen to, more precisely his company for not training the pilots to fly international.
Anonymous No.712485349
>>712484562
His name? El Pajito
Anonymous No.712485385 >>712495206
>>712476739
>RETARD
Retard is a thrust warning for landing.
Anonymous No.712485425 >>712486553 >>712489429
>>712478703
>>712479096
>Don't besmirch our off topic threads!!!
Anonymous No.712485935 >>712486369 >>712489184
>>712483123
which could refer to anything, I assume its just a word play on Negro and this is probably the most renowned negro air crash thanks to low iq monkey.
Anonymous No.712486369
>>712485935
No
It's just the black box, that's why it's just a photo of a black box
There's also just literally Air Traffic Control, an Airplane! reference that's an autopilot, and a duende
Anonymous No.712486404
>>712475164
WE GAAN
Anonymous No.712486553
>>712485425
ironically, the best threads on /v/ are off topic ones. They have the least amount of shitposting, derailing and spam and are mostly "on-topic" if that makes sense. You won't find someone yelling built for bbc on an /an/ thread here
Anonymous No.712486732
Whoops!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2CsO-Vu7oc
Anonymous No.712486761
>>712483253
So that's how they knocked down building 7
Anonymous No.712486792
>>712478171
WE GAAAAAAAAAAN
Anonymous No.712486808
>>712482749
Same with the one canadian on board that died, turns out it was just a jeetess too.
Anonymous No.712486953 >>712487143
>>712474405 (OP)
The captain of JAL 123 deserves to be in fucking SSS+ tier as nobody has ever been able to replicate how long he kept his plane aloft with no stabilizer in the simulations
Anonymous No.712487042 >>712490328
Which one is stronger?

passenger pilot who just waited for his turn to make use of his 500 hours in training the japan airlines 123 incident, offering support to a passenger airplane who replay that incident.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_232
getting hit my a missile as a cargo aircraft, a fire, loosing all hydraulic control and leaking fuel with a severely damaged wing and landing unharmed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Baghdad_DHL_attempted_shootdown_incident
bomber plane substantially damaged aircraft, injured, lacking hydraulic controls and being escorted by an enemy airplane to safety.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown_and_Franz_Stigler_incident
Anonymous No.712487143
>>712486953
I concur
And way more people eould have survived if it wasn't for japanese pride
Anonymous No.712487179
>>712478474
ok here look videogame
Anonymous No.712487704 >>712490646 >>712505965
>maintenance crew fuck up and mix cables
>pilots fight for their lives as plane can't be flow, extreme g forces for 60 minutes
>manage to land
>plane hull was deformed and the leading edges of the wings were wrinkled, was scrapped
Air Astana Flight 1388
Anonymous No.712487796
neeeeoooooooorwwwwwwww dakka dakka dakka
Anonymous No.712488607
>>712482749
Almost like Britain had some major, prolonged involvement with India at some point...
Anonymous No.712488903
>>712474405 (OP)
SAAAAAAAR!
Anonymous No.712489126
>its real
Anonymous No.712489184 >>712504163
>>712485935
>the black box in aviation could refer to anything
Wild how you type this and then make fun of iq.
Anonymous No.712489367
>>712478474
Usually off topic threads on /v/ are the most fun and civil one.
Anonymous No.712489429 >>712497439
>>712485425
I bet you were the tattletale in school that nobody liked
Anonymous No.712489651 >>712497915
we gaan
Anonymous No.712489697
Did any white/yellow/black die? Was it all jeets?
Anonymous No.712489745 >>712492053 >>712495065 >>712497718 >>712498403 >>712505625 >>712505903
Anonymous No.712490313
>>712475164
5390 was, frankly, kinda fucking amazing.
Anonymous No.712490321 >>712490467
>>712478606
the best part of the story is there were only 2 survivors: one passenger who only lived long enough to tell responders what happened, and the crocodile
Anonymous No.712490328
>>712487042
Denny Fitch will always be apex. Guy managed to not only get to an airport, but onto a specific runway with fire rescue waiting, with zero hydraulics, solely through throttling and feathering the engines, and managed to save 2/3rds of the souls on board. When the FAA tried dozens of recreations in simulators with multiple teams of their best pilots, every single one pancaked into the ground less than halfway to the airport. It's quite possibly the greatest miracle there will ever be in aviation history. A man saved 184 people with nothing but sheer autistic obsession with no surface landings after JAL123.
Anonymous No.712490449
Kantphli Nolypht
Knosup Tsaling
Bidi Buman
Ahlded Buurndup
Anonymous No.712490467
>>712490321
At one point you have to wonder if a higher power just has a wicked sense of humor.
Same as the les baines shit.
Anonymous No.712490556
>>712474405 (OP)
The last thing an Indian pilot hears
Anonymous No.712490643 >>712505284
>>712474405 (OP)
which crash was this one?
Anonymous No.712490646
>>712487704
It's hard to stress in words just how stressed this airframe was.
Anonymous No.712490805
>>712475164
>DC-SSJ10
Anonymous No.712491272
the most fucked up aviation disaster story i ever heard was the comet 1.
basically one of them popped like a balloon, and before anyone determined exactly the reason why the grounded fleet was given clear to fly again just for another one to blow up in the exact same manner.

cause was determined to be metal fatigue resulting in instant depressurization and catastrophic breakup. the majority of the victims had broken necks when they were launched from their seats into the ceiling of the cabin.
Anonymous No.712491448 >>712491636
Anonymous No.712491610
>>712475164
(Apurado)
Anonymous No.712491618
>>712474405 (OP)
SAMIR PULL UP SAMIR PULL UP YOU'RE GONNA CRASH THE PLANE SAMIR
Anonymous No.712491636
>>712491448
Oh, those Russians.
Anonymous No.712491993
GAAN status?
Anonymous No.712492004 >>712492173 >>712492175 >>712492340
>>712475164
>Birgenair Flight 301 was a flight chartered by Turkish-managed Birgenair partner Alas Nacionales from Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic to Frankfurt, Germany, via Gander, Canada, and Berlin, Germany. On 6 February 1996, the Boeing 757-200 operating the route crashed shortly after take-off from Puerto Plata's Gregorio LuperΓ³n International Airport, killing all 189 people on board.
>The cause was pilot error after receiving incorrect airspeed information from one of the pitot tubes, which investigators believe was blocked by a wasp nest built inside it.
>The aircraft had been sitting unused for 20 days, and without pitot tube covers in place for the two days preceding the crash.
God damn, how the fuck do you miss a wasp nest on your walkaround? How the fuck do you let a plane sit without pitot covers for 20 fucking days? No ground crew involved should be allowed to touch aircraft ever again, god damn.
Anonymous No.712492053
>>712489745
Why is modern aviation so fucking copl and so absolutely retarded at the same time.
Anonymous No.712492098
>>712474405 (OP)
Anonymous No.712492173
>>712492004
You answered your own question: thirdies.
Anonymous No.712492175
>>712492004
>how the fuck do you miss a wasp nest on your walkaround?
The nest was inside the pitot tube
Anonymous No.712492307
>>712475164
you will add whole Boeing in the chart?
Anonymous No.712492310
>>712475164
>(APURADO)
Anonymous No.712492340
>>712492004
>how do you miss that on the walk around
by not doing a walk around
>how do you let a plane sit
by being Dominican
Anonymous No.712492741 >>712493982
>>712474405 (OP)
do you think this crash was caused by boeing or jeet user error?
Anonymous No.712492801 >>712493478
>>712475164
>El Problemo
>former girlfriends and neighbors, and even law enforcement officials, described him as a violent man.[20] He had seven children by four women,[21] but never married.[8]
Anonymous No.712493326
>>712482395
Anonymous No.712493478
>>712492801
Anonymous No.712493896 >>712494421
>>712478203
It pays exceptionally well, if you are a center controller, you can easily make in the neighborhood of 200k depending on where you live, on top of federal bennies and retirement.

>Will it get replaced by AI

Lolno, the tech that they use is from the early 90s, and was last updated in the 2010s, but it was mostly a bandaid batch of patches and the system is still fucking shit.

>t. went to and failed out of ATC school.
Anonymous No.712493982
>>712492741
yes
Anonymous No.712494004
>>712477606
Sully Sneedleburger is a hero in dis house END OF STORY
Anonymous No.712494021
>>712478234
gem
Anonymous No.712494079 >>712494872
>>712480337
>DB cooper stole a shitload of cash and parachuted from a plane, never to be found.
Some kiddo found buried in a river beach bundles of dollars with the same serial codes as those that were given to DB cooper, he likely landed on a river and drowned.
Anonymous No.712494106
>>712483273
He'd be a second generation indian immigran, not a brit.
Anonymous No.712494205 >>712498570
>>712475164
For me, it's the karate nigger dual wielding carpenter hammers on the FedEx plan with martial arts training beating the shit out of the crew.
https://youtu.be/OxDxwXE_Tv0?si=-XEKqqoNiRlbpHHN
Anonymous No.712494421 >>712494670
>>712493896
>t. went to and failed out of ATC school.
What happened?
Anonymous No.712494485 >>712505341
>>712477606
Anonymous No.712494670 >>712494829
>>712494421
Partly because like halfway through I realized that I would probably want to eat a gun in 5 years of doing that job, and partly because it's legitimately some of the hardest schooling you can go to.

Like, I have a degree in a related field, and I felt like I was a retard most of the time. For whatever reason, the FAA is adamant that you have to be able to do the job within 3 months, or you're worthless to them.
Anonymous No.712494829 >>712495105
>>712494670
Three months?!
Anonymous No.712494872
>>712494079
DB Cooper mystery has basically been solved, the guy's niece came forward a few years ago to expose him after he died. He gave most of the money to his family and then fucked off to the suburbs and died sometime around 2010.
Anonymous No.712495065 >>712495189 >>712495218 >>712495268 >>712497806
>>712489745
Wildfire fighters are fucking insane, in the good way.
Come to think of it, could be something of an interesting game premise.
Anonymous No.712495105
>>712494829
Yeah, 3 months. And half of it is wasted on a controlling method that nobody except a few places in Alaska and rural Utah use, basically pen and paper controlling.

Granted, the academy isnt the end of your training. If you pass (which most dont), you end up going to your tower/center and train there for several years before you are fully qualified. Also, it takes quite some time for that training to start. Some places it can be a few weeks, others (like new york) it never begins, because, and im not joking, the controllers there dont want overtime competition so they dont train new people who could take that overtime.
Anonymous No.712495189
>>712495065
I can see that being a mid 90's japanese arcade game
Anonymous No.712495206
>>712485385
Not the point, stop being a thrust warning for landing
Anonymous No.712495218 >>712505951
>>712495065
It was supposed to be s feature in Flight Simulator 2024. But they fucked it up.
Anonymous No.712495268 >>712496025
>>712495065
the heli guys will do stuff like extract water from backyard pools. it's crazy.
I'm surprised GTA never had it as a game mode, 5 would've been perfect for some helitak
Anonymous No.712495541 >>712504908
>>712482749
Some fucking wishy-washy Kumar fag
How are pajeet names even real
Anonymous No.712495546
>>712475164
>el rey del cielo
like tears, in rain.
Anonymous No.712495583 >>712496171
>>712474875
Anonymous No.712496025
>>712495268
There's also smaller turboprops that act as spotters doing low passes prior to the big tankers
Anonymous No.712496114 >>712498764
>>712482323
>newfag gets exposed and tries to damage control
lol, tale as old as time, some things never change...
Anonymous No.712496171 >>712496885
>>712495583
Anonymous No.712496340 >>712496531
>>712475164
Where is Aeroflot (forma del sovietica)
Anonymous No.712496521 >>712496783 >>712503768
Quintessential
Anonymous No.712496531
>>712496340
Two of them are in E.
Anonymous No.712496783
>>712496521
No matter how cucked my European country is, I'm glad to know I'll never need to live in the Yookay.
Anonymous No.712496885
>>712496171
Anonymous No.712497018 >>712499398 >>712501147
so any news on malaysian flight 370?
Anonymous No.712497439
>>712489429
Why does the off topic defense force appear when you point out the thread doesn't belong?
Anonymous No.712497626 >>712501903
>>712477856
Dude I know a few ATCs and that shit ages you like 50 years in a day. Picture playing the most complex RTS you've ever played but half of your units don't listen to you
Anonymous No.712497718
>>712489745
FUCKING HELL
Anonymous No.712497806
>>712495065
You can do that in Xplane and FSX
Idk about MS2020, I think modding tools are too complex for it. in Xplane you can fly the helicopters that carry water bladders straight to fires.
Anonymous No.712497915 >>712498021
>>712489651
what happens in the hole?
Anonymous No.712498008
binned it
Anonymous No.712498021 >>712498132
>>712497915
i coomed in it and you came out
Anonymous No.712498132 >>712498275
>>712498021
F....father?
Anonymous No.712498275
>>712498132
i prefer big daddy
Anonymous No.712498374
>>712474405 (OP)
RETARD! RETARD! RETARD! RETARD!
Anonymous No.712498398
>>712477856
Making mistakes in video games does not translate to real life fatalities while making mistakes as air traffic controllers is haunting.
Anonymous No.712498403
>>712489745
>see plane go over the first ridge
>"Oh yeah that's pretty close, I guess I'd make a worried dog face too"
>see plane approach second ridge
>ridge gets higher
>ridge gets higher
>ridge is less than 1 wing length below plane
FUCK
Anonymous No.712498521 >>712498697 >>712499513 >>712499514
>>712474405 (OP)
>beeping? i aint hear no beeping
>yeah da cockpit jus sound like dat
Anonymous No.712498570
>>712494205
>I'm about to get fired for lying about my flight hours? Time to kill my coworkers with hammers and crash the plane, killing us all and let my family get a 2.5 million dollar payou- WAI WAI WAIT LET GO OF ME
What an absolute fucking moron
Anonymous No.712498697
>>712498521
don't worry bout dem noisy sounds
Anonymous No.712498764 >>712499027 >>712499224
>>712496114
Normalizing spic culture is not an own, anon.
Anonymous No.712499027 >>712499586
>>712498764
> I'm ugly and sad, and like moeshit
okay man
Anonymous No.712499224
>>712498764
Normalizing newfaggotry neither. Lurk moar.
Anonymous No.712499398 >>712505912
>>712497018
who
Anonymous No.712499513 >>712504956
>>712498521
>>yeah da cockpit jus sound like dat

It's funny, but only because of how horrifyingly accurate this could be.
Anonymous No.712499514
>>712498521
This but unironically on the older ms flight sims, the tiniest amount of stall on the smallest aleiron would make the thing beep, even rolling which by nature stalls one of the wings would cause incessant beeps
Anonymous No.712499586
>>712499027
I hate moeshit too.
Anonymous No.712501012
>37,000 FEET IS NOT QUITE HIGH ENOUGH TO GET ME CLOSER TO YOU!
>PUT ME ON A JET PLANE, LOSE MY MIND, GO INSANE GOTTA GET CLOSER TO YOU!
Anonymous No.712501069
>>712482874
Man I feel bad for Peter Nielsen, this guys got murdered for nothing, one word, it's all it took and under that pressure how can you not expect someone to just fail at some point out of inadvertence?
Anonymous No.712501147 >>712502524
>>712497018
Suicide that obliterated the entire plane and people on it. Like, only pieces of it were found washed up in Madagascar.
Anonymous No.712501347
>>712475164
Imagine trying to explain this image to someone.
This is such a specific meme, it's like the sneed broly asscheeks one.
Anonymous No.712501389
>>712478760
Well, for one, OTHER PEOPLES REAL LIVES ARE IN YOUR HANDS, so write that down...
Anonymous No.712501903
>>712497626
When I was at ATC school, many of the instructors looked like they were in their 70s and 80s, as well as obese, but most of them were in their early 60s.

My lead instructor, who was 62 iirc, was the most healthy looking of the lot, and he was the only one with a good BMI. The man was far from healthy, he had diabetes, 2 types of cancer, and hardly ate. On top of that, he would have somewhere in the neighborhood of 900-1000mg of caffine daily since he was working 2 double shifts (7am-12am) per week and lived an hour drive from school.

He flat out said that he was probably going to be dead in the next 5 years.
Anonymous No.712502524 >>712506062
>>712501147
was the black box ever located?
Anonymous No.712502627
did they ever find out why that Korean one landed with wheels up and heatbutted the runway end barrier a few months ago
Anonymous No.712502809
>>712475164
I love that the one for Concorde is just CONCORDE
Anonymous No.712502943
>>712474405 (OP)
Finally, a thread. Specifically, a "We Gaan-
Anonymous No.712503032
>RETARD
>RETARD
>RETARD
stop calling me that!
Anonymous No.712503213
>>712474875
Most of them were street shitters anyways. Who cares?
Anonymous No.712503550
>>712475164
>pierre cedric bonin
holy shit, what a dumbass
Anonymous No.712503768
>>712496521
"British man Vishwashkumar Ramesh" is something that makes sense if you've taken 12 booster shots
Anonymous No.712503839 >>712505725
Anonymous No.712504163 >>712504485
>>712489184
elaborate, your post makes no sense
Anonymous No.712504485
>>712504163
Like the steering wheel in a car, the black box of an aircraft refers specifically to one thing, the flight recorder.
Anonymous No.712504582
>>712474405 (OP)
Boeing DEFEATED

Airbus WINS
Anonymous No.712504690
Anonymous No.712504875 >>712504945
>>712475164
Where the fuck is Sky King?
Anonymous No.712504908 >>712505150
>>712495541
chinese name are worse
Anonymous No.712504945
>>712504875
>El Rey Del Cielo
Anonymous No.712504956
>>712499513
normalization of deviance my beloved
Anonymous No.712505125 >>712505196
>>712478171
Auburn Calloway tried to hijack and crash a Fedex flight for Insurance money, only for the flight crew to violently fight him off.
During the fight, the copilot was performing fighter-jet shit in a heavy jumbo jet to throw Calloway off balance, and one moment has him put the jet into a steep dive, causing it to almost reach supersonic speed. He was also half paralyzed and brain damaged while doing so.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Express_Flight_705
Anonymous No.712505150
>>712504908
>bringing out China out of nowhere
B_FR3
Besides, chang's name are short, unlike jeet names, fucking unpronounceable.
Anonymous No.712505196
>>712505125
i thought he attacked them with a hammer and popped one of their eyes out of its socket or something
Anonymous No.712505284
>>712490643
Seems to be a brand new crash.
Anonymous No.712505317
https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/1fagfzd/crazy_landing/
Anonymous No.712505341
>>712494485
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Anonymous No.712505524
>>712474405 (OP)
For me it's Bang Ding Ow, the most underrated pilot
Anonymous No.712505625
>>712489745
I did this all the time in San Andreas. Upside down too.
Anonymous No.712505725 >>712505948
>>712503839
That BMS or MSX?
Anonymous No.712505753
>>712482413
If you spent more than 20 hours in any flight simulator, you would know that manual controls over ride autopilot. What a retard
Anonymous No.712505756 >>712505908 >>712506175
Why is it so funny when you use the video scrubber to make it go back and forth?
Anonymous No.712505797 >>712505908
>>712474875
It’s kinda funny
Anonymous No.712505858 >>712506201
>>712482413
Is that the one where the G-forces the kid caused basically slammed the pilots into the wall and they couldn't get back to the stick, and the plane went into a death spiral until it crashed?
Anonymous No.712505862
>>712475164
ok i'm only missing tarado and duendecillo. any clue?
Anonymous No.712505894
Are there any theories on what happened? The video I saw was probably 45 seconds long so it barely even took off. It didn't look like birds fucked the engine and even if it took out one, what about the other?
Anonymous No.712505903
>>712489745
wew
Anonymous No.712505908
>>712505756
>>712505797
How old are you?
Anonymous No.712505912
>>712499398
Fuko a.k.a. P Chan
Anonymous No.712505948
>>712505725
DCS
Anonymous No.712505951
>>712495218
Did they drop it? I never bought 2024 because they burned those of us that bought 2020 with them re-releasing it with a campaign mode/2024.
Anonymous No.712505965
>>712487704
That maintenance crew deserve prision
Anonymous No.712506062
>>712502524
Nope. Theory is it's in the deep sea, which would be a true test on if those actually withstood extreme forces.
Anonymous No.712506175
>>712505756
:(
Anonymous No.712506201
>>712505858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrttTR8e8-4
flight path reconstruction looks crazy