Weekly Famitsu Sales Thread 5
Software Sales (physical only)
1. [NS2] Mario Kart World β 782,566 / NEW
2. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma β 45,703 / NEW
3. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time β 17,180 / 111,904
4. [NSW] Natsumeβs Book of Friends: Hazuki no Shirushi β 16,865 / NEW
5. [PS5] Elden Ring Nightreign β 12,064 / 54,822
6. [NS2] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma β Nintendo Switch 2 Edition β 10,877 / NEW
7. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom β Nintendo Switch 2 Edition β 7,992 / NEW
8. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild β Nintendo Switch 2 Edition β 7,529 / NEW
9. [NS2] Yakuza 0 Directorβs Cut β 7,486 / NEW
10. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree β 6,771 / 1,317,174
Hardware Sales
Switch 2 β 947.931 (947.931)
PlayStation 5 β 20.782 (6.882.811)
Switch β 16.611 (35.752.020)
Xbox Series X|S β 333 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 β 24 (9.504.998)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:44:48 PM
No.712475812
Yakuza 8 Sales Are "Strong", Especially In Japan and Asia
>Furthermore, sales in Japan and Asia seem to have made up a big part of this momentum, as Yokoyama notes, βThe game is incredibly strong in Japan. Sales in (the rest of) Asia are also quite strong, but the momentum in Japan is even greater than in the past.β
>9. [NS2] Yakuza 0 Directorβs Cut β 7,486 / NEW
https://automaton-media.com/en/news/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-dev-surprised-by-unprecedented-speed-of-sales-and-big-change-in-sales-pattern/
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:45:51 PM
No.712475906
>>712491442
Street Fighter 6 sold over 1 million copies in Japan (Number of units sold as of December 20, 2024)
https://x.com/streetfighterja/status/1887305210781180094?s=46&t=iG06Fusk0-rV8wJwIf3_aQ
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:46:03 PM
No.712475917
You know, these threads always give me these vibes lol.
Nintendo really is the only major player in Japan now.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:46:53 PM
No.712475983
>He takes the example of the launch of Metaphor: ReFantazio in early October: the title sold well in Japan, but it also performed extremely positively across the entire Asian continent, he tells us.
>It's not as lopsided as something like Yakuza but a bit less than half of Metaphor WW sales are in Asia (because EMEA remains relatively weak for historical reasons)
https://www.installbaseforum.com/forums/threads/media-create-sales-week-44-2024-oct-28-nov-03.3181/page-4#post-286641
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:47:51 PM
No.712476050
>>712485754
>snoy faggot can only spam the same 5 pictures because it's all he has left
>He can't even go all out because he's a good little cuck
So this is Nintendo's true victory.
you will never be japanese
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:48:01 PM
No.712476067
>Tales of Arise sales by model PS=60%, PC=30%, Xbox=10% Japan sales: approx. 650,000
Sales by Region
>Japan & Asia ~1.2M
>North America ~1M
>EMEA >700k
>Latin America <100k
Ratio by model
>PS <60%
>PC <30%
>Xbox >10%
>Switch <0%
https://www.mutyun.com/archives/225577.html
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:48:10 PM
No.712476078
>>712476219
Sony has the mentally ill demographic locked down at least
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:49:02 PM
No.712476148
>>712475673 (OP)
>Switch 2 β 947.931 (947.931)
>PlayStation 5 β 20.782 (6.882.811)
No.. all my ragebait threads on vee...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:49:03 PM
No.712476149
>>712475673 (OP)
level 5 announced that Fantasy Life sold 1 million copies. That's huge for them, they needed a win in the worst way.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:49:52 PM
No.712476219
>>712476394
>>712484101
>>712476078
You also forgot the niggers, the trannies, and the poor.
All of them do share their love for not buying Sony products!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:50:04 PM
No.712476242
Armored Core VI Sold Over 700k Copies In Japan.
>ARMORED CORE VI achieved a major success with over 700,000 units sold in Japan. Current sales reflects domestic sales.
https://ssl4.eir-parts.net/doc/9468/ir_material_for_fiscal_ym13/143593/00.pdf
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:50:46 PM
No.712476290
>>712476413
>>712476610
Generals belong on /vg/
Numberfagging belongs on /biz/
Bingtendo belongs on /trash/
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:51:10 PM
No.712476324
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:51:30 PM
No.712476353
>>712476725
>>712481306
Disgaea 7 Complete will be Switch 2 exclusive in the West. Will feature all released content as well as new content.
https://x.com/NISAmerica/status/1933193071845658632
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:51:32 PM
No.712476356
>>712476685
>>712480442
>>712475673 (OP)
>Already at thread 5
Holy fuck, I take it that one schizo is seething so hard right now. People really thought the switch 2 will flop because of some pattern meme lol
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:52:00 PM
No.712476394
>>712476219
But he didn't
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:52:11 PM
No.712476413
>>712481789
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:52:37 PM
No.712476457
>>712476180
>Almost half of FANTASY LIFEβs players are based in China. Again, this shows the benefit β no, the need β for data providers to include Chinese market data. Alinea has this data. Reach out here to see it in action.
>The game is very Asia-focused, with Japan being the #3 market for FANTASY LIFE on Steam (and #1 on PlayStation). Itβs also selling well on console (excluding Xbox, sadly) and has to date sold over 800K copies. Itβll likely pass a million sold this month.
https://alineaanalytics.com/blog/steam_may_2025/
You will never be japanese and japan will never be relevant again. Korea/China won, West/japan lost.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:53:39 PM
No.712476543
>>712475673 (OP)
I'm not even celebrating nintendo won, I'm simply happy snoyim and steamie kikes lost.
>>712476290
>>712476539
>It's OK to number fag when it's a shilled Korean game :)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:55:19 PM
No.712476685
>>712476356
the pis5 emulator already having playable basic games like sonic mania plus the news that CH lied about being censored by nintendo sent him into overdrive
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:55:40 PM
No.712476710
>>712475673 (OP)
>piss5's biggest launch in months is already losing 60x to another mario kart asset flip
GRIMMY
How the fuck do you lose to that?
Should just discontinue the piss5!
Absolute failure!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:55:47 PM
No.712476725
>>712476849
>>712476912
>>712476353
Game key shart it's useless
>>712476539
Japs destroyed themselves by sucking up to Americans.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:55:48 PM
No.712476727
>>712485180
>>712476539
The glownigger isn't even pretending anymore.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:56:19 PM
No.712476780
>>712477102
>>712485180
>>712476539
>Korea/China won,
?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:56:46 PM
No.712476818
>>712476962
>>712477136
>8 hours since the report was first put out
>already on thread 5
goddamn
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:57:47 PM
No.712476909
>>712476610
They really arent trying any more lmao
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:57:48 PM
No.712476912
>>712477446
>>712476725
Japan's biggest booms both came after getting smacked around by the Americans lmao
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:58:18 PM
No.712476962
>>712477321
>>712476818
Maybe I'm misremembering, but I feel like back when Rebirth came out we got more threads.
The numbers took everyone by surprise lol.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:58:46 PM
No.712477014
5 threads??? How anally devastated is the snoy?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:58:53 PM
No.712477021
>>712475673 (OP)
>2. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma β 45,703 / NEW
>6. [NS2] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma β Nintendo Switch 2 Edition β 10,877 / NEW
Get genshin woke, go broke
>>712476780
>poketshit and fateshit are only japtranny gachas in the top
Nice self-own, weebtroon.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:59:53 PM
No.712477126
>>712475673 (OP)
>7. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom β Nintendo Switch 2 Edition β 7,992 / NEW
>8. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild β Nintendo Switch 2 Edition β 7,529 / NEW
Most people either bought or downloaded the upgrade pack for these games. They're performing very well on the eshop.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:00:03 PM
No.712477136
>>712481937
>>712476818
We have officially broken the funko bot debut record.
And the monkey was too busy to post on the first 2 threads due to running dama control for gooks in kike blade threads.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:00:29 PM
No.712477181
>>712476539
And a ching chong bing chilling to you anon
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:01:05 PM
No.712477242
>>712478312
>>712477070
On which board is the top screenshot? Thought pol was a red board.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:01:08 PM
No.712477247
>>712485180
>>712477102
I appreciate the fact you're not pretending to not be an anti-Japan glownigger anymore.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:01:25 PM
No.712477275
>>712475673 (OP)
>Switch 2 β 947.931
>PlayStation 5 β 20.782
T-t-t-this cannot be!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:01:30 PM
No.712477282
>>712477375
>>712477102
t. NIkkeshitter and BAshitter
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:01:53 PM
No.712477321
>>712480883
>>712476962
We used to get much more threads per week but Eric has consistently had his attention divided between multiple threads since mid last year so not as many Famitsu threads get made anymore. Nothing will ever match the 20 or so threads that happened after Astro Bot lost and got raped by Touhou.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:02:23 PM
No.712477360
>>712475673 (OP)
imagine if the switch 2 beats the ps5's life time sales next year, the tears are gonna be delicious
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:02:34 PM
No.712477375
>>712477102
>>712477282
>Glowies have to rely on literal fake news
Just like Sony lawl.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:02:44 PM
No.712477386
>>712475673 (OP)
>thread 5
Jesas...
I just don't understand what his endgame is
what was the point of these constant retarded threads about switch 2 being a wii u tier bomb? is being an annoying faggot on 4chan the only way for him to cope about missing half a dozen chromosomes?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:03:24 PM
No.712477446
>>712477754
>>712477987
>>712476849
I don't care about snoy all publishers censor now and Senran Kagura is dead so it doesn't matter
>>712476912
Still they're pathetic Afghans kicked amerisharts ass buy japs bent down for long.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:03:44 PM
No.712477481
>>712477846
>>712478042
>>712477070
Itβs impossible to take this post seriously when the nigger is dumb enough to suggest the Nikke devs made Stellar Blade to βget out of the gacha sinking shipβ
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:06:40 PM
No.712477715
>>712477436
boredom is a hell of a drug since he doesn't work or do anything else
plus he is mentally ill, so you shouldn't try to understand him
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:06:45 PM
No.712477725
>>712477916
>>712477994
holy fuck, the weebs are malding really hard itt lol.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:07:08 PM
No.712477754
>>712477446
>and Senran Kagura is dead
cant help but notice you dropped CH like a hot potato once it turned out they lied about nintendo censoring them
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:08:07 PM
No.712477846
>>712478282
>>712478312
>>712477481
They made it to so they could be taken "seriously" as an AAA dev instead of a gacha dev. Problem is the game flopped and the journos they were sucking up got pissed off that Eve wasn't a tranny. Also Nikke exploded in popularity which they were planning to just be a a pump and dump.
Now they are desperately trying to shill the game in Nikke which is just pissing off the people actually giving them money because it is summer and what the fuck is the point of a waifu gacha if it doesn't have summer events.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:08:20 PM
No.712477868
>>712476849
man, this is gonna be the most downloaded thing next may
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:08:29 PM
No.712477882
>>712477436
Basically.
>Unemployed for the last 8 years
>Lives in a shitty apartment with his mom
>His father left because he realized his son is that much of a fucking failure
>Has no games to play because his gaming collection are 3 N64 boxes and a GBA SP box
>His money is being drained by a girl who actively cucks him
>Has to beg his friend to play Switch games even though said friend fucking hates him
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:08:52 PM
No.712477916
>>712477725
Nobody is mad except you, we just like debunking your dumb posts.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:09:40 PM
No.712477987
>>712478306
>>712477446
>Afghans kicked amerishart ass
No they didn't lol. The initial invasion met zero resistance. The problem was America's retarded leadership thinking they could civilize the pedophile worshippers and turn it into another Germany or Japan... forgetting that Germany and Japan were already civilized nations before they were occupied by America.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:09:45 PM
No.712477994
>>712477725
Nintendo won. Trump won. God won.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:09:58 PM
No.712478014
>>712478141
>>712480928
Do we really need a fifth thread?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:10:20 PM
No.712478042
>>712477481
chinky gooky gacha is a sinking ship, even nexon is desperate to make games like khazan stick but it never works
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:11:22 PM
No.712478141
>>712478014
No, but you're the one making them and claiming it's everyone else.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:11:29 PM
No.712478152
>>712478395
Why are posters itt so schizophrenic? Reads like /x/
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:11:44 PM
No.712478176
>>712478380
>>712478672
How are snoys and ragebaiters coping with the news? I'm assuming they are all saying the numbers are fake/don't count
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:12:39 PM
No.712478274
>>712475673 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World β 782,566
Not even one million...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:12:44 PM
No.712478282
>>712478423
>>712477846
This is the dumbest post Iβve ever read. Do you discord trannies actually believe this nonsense or do you just repeat it for the cause?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:12:59 PM
No.712478306
>>712478818
>>712477987
Cope americans don't come to develop countries.
>>712477846
>game flopped
oh boy you are so assblasted about the game winning now you are also bitching/halucinating shit about it in a fucking nintendo game?
You should learn your place you know?
>>712477242
don't believe anything what the top screen says. that dude got banned from 8ch after he started to samefag himself over there.
Got assblasted so much he started to search all the generals pastes for any mention of 8ch(Despite the fact most of the /zzz/ regulars already left) to ""erase any mention of the site""
>>712478176
Now they're saying that, even though the PS5 sold less during its first week, it actually sold more because "it had potential but there wasn't enough stock."
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:13:58 PM
No.712478395
>>712478152
>Why are posters itt so schizophrenic?
don't you mean all /v/?
being a schizo is the default state for most posters here
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:14:17 PM
No.712478423
>>712479295
>>712478282
>>712478312
Go shill your shit game in one of the 50 other threads you are spamming ranjeet.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:14:25 PM
No.712478435
>>712478627
bro what the fuck is the weird gookschizo/bikinifag in these threads?
AC and eric now this weird loser too.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:15:08 PM
No.712478491
>>712478576
All of the Switch 2 flopped" narratives are collapsing in real time
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:15:52 PM
No.712478562
>>712478817
>>712479145
>>712478312
>bitching/halucinating shit about it in a fucking nintendo game?
Do you think your are inside a game?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:15:55 PM
No.712478564
All of the Switch 2 not flopped" narratives are collapsing in real time
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:03 PM
No.712478576
>>712484754
>>712485010
>>712478491
there's new cope, it's gonna bomb LATER
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:06 PM
No.712478581
>>712478380
There's no fucking way they are actually potential-maning as a coping mechanism
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:06 PM
No.712478584
>>712476065
Snoys will never have games
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:28 PM
No.712478625
>>712478873
>he's currently shitting up a Steller Blade thread
Why?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:29 PM
No.712478627
>>712478435
We know from the 4chinz leak that there's actual Korean and Chinese shills on this site. /a/ was the worst of the bunch.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:16:59 PM
No.712478672
>>712478176
Well at first it was "the sales are mostly Japanese, it flopped in the west" and now it will be just ignoring the official figures and repeating the same line.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:17:45 PM
No.712478734
>>712478853
luh mao
The NS2 will be the best selling console ever, why does that make me hard?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:17:47 PM
No.712478738
>>712478976
>>712479120
>>712477436
Surely it will make the based 4channelers not buy the Switch 2 and then they'll spread the word to their normalfag friends! Take that, Nintendo!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:18:22 PM
No.712478794
You lost and got raped
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:18:34 PM
No.712478817
>>712479053
>>712478562
*thread
you know what I meant
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:18:36 PM
No.712478818
>>712478306
what are you saying? I visited Japan just a couple months ago.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:18:57 PM
No.712478853
>>712478901
>>712478963
>>712478734
Just like shitch was gonna be right tendie? Cope and seethe, Playstation 2 WILL ALWAYS REMAIN KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:19:10 PM
No.712478873
>>712482258
>>712478625
He's shilling it again and wants to start wars with it. I love his argument though because the majority of SB threads here are just number nonsense.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:19:16 PM
No.712478878
>>712479156
>>712478380
I feel like this is the perfect false flag. Thereβs a kernel of truth and itβs certainly reasonable enough to be possible so the dumber snoys will amplify it, but it can NEVER be proven even a little bit. Thereβs always going to be an excuse to fall back on. Weβre going to have console warring sales number faggots ruining all discussion for another 8 years.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:19:32 PM
No.712478901
>>712479131
>>712479138
>>712478853
hi eric, has your dad come back with the milk yet?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:19:47 PM
No.712478919
>>712480713
>>712480887
Do we have official (keyword: official) numbers for other regions? Any word from NCL?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:20:00 PM
No.712478945
>>712476180
>60 dollars for level 5 slop
Lmao okay retard
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:20:13 PM
No.712478963
>>712479138
>>712478853
the ps2 cope will be dead soon too ;)
>>712478738
>their normalfag friends
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:02 PM
No.712479053
>>712478817
I rarely know what jeets mean when they type.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:10 PM
No.712479071
>>712478976
/pol/fags don't realize they're the normalfags
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:27 PM
No.712479093
I don't even care about this company vs that company.
I just want to see the rampant shitposter burn for the good of the board.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:42 PM
No.712479120
>>712480906
>>712478738
>>712478976
>Leaked documents said /v/ has about 10K-12K users at most
>The average anon is upfront about hating others and having no friends
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:51 PM
No.712479131
>>712478901
The milk is inside his asshole. It's his favorite flavor: dog.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:53 PM
No.712479136
>>712475673 (OP)
that pic is gold
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:53 PM
No.712479138
>>712479254
>>712478901
>>712478963
>tell tendies to cope and seethe
>they do it
GGEZ :)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:54 PM
No.712479139
>>712479437
>>712479475
off topic, but does anyone know if the S2 gives any performance boosts to the Digimon games? Thinking about buying Next Order
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:21:56 PM
No.712479145
>>712478562
Sir, your going-into-games machine?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:22:02 PM
No.712479156
>>712479412
>>712478878
The negative ripples of the pandemic are still being felt five years later.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:22:04 PM
No.712479160
>>712478976
Yeah, glowniggers aren't very bright (well, they are, but you know what I mean).
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:23:02 PM
No.712479254
>>712479391
>>712479138
I accept your trooncession, Eric ;)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:23:26 PM
No.712479295
>>712479418
>>712478423
>it is literally impossible for more than one person to see what an absolute clown retard I am, it can only be samefagging (with completely different speech patterns and posting style)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:24:33 PM
No.712479391
>>712479498
>>712479581
>>712479254
You are mentally i'll
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:24:50 PM
No.712479412
>>712479156
Funny how, out of every vidya company, Sony is the only one who was negatively affected by the effects of the pandemic.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:24:53 PM
No.712479418
>>712479295
I never said you were the same person, I just think all indians are called Ranjeet.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:25:04 PM
No.712479437
>>712479526
>>712479139
Every Switch 1 game gets a performance boost just by being played on Switch 2
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:25:29 PM
No.712479475
>>712479526
>>712479139
Any games that were programmed to be locked at 30 fps will hit a consistent 30 fps but enjoy faster load times. Games with an unlocked framerate may hit up to 120 fps.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:25:46 PM
No.712479498
>>712479391
Eric, you are REALLY bad at this
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:25:59 PM
No.712479523
>>712478312
>don't believe anything what the top screen says. that dude got banned from 8ch after he started to samefag himself over there.
he was not, i was on that meta thread, the one that got the boot was the macaco and his swarm of (1)s
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:26:00 PM
No.712479526
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:26:42 PM
No.712479581
>>712479743
>>712479391
Way to out yourself with your catchphrase.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:26:53 PM
No.712479596
>>712475673 (OP)
NINTENDOMINATION
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:27:46 PM
No.712479685
>>712479905
>>712480339
>Thread 5
It never ends
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:28:25 PM
No.712479743
>>712479790
>>712479581
You are mentally I'll
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:28:59 PM
No.712479790
>>712479884
>>712480029
>>712479743
Post CP for all of us to see.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:29:59 PM
No.712479884
>>712480029
>>712480032
>>712479790
His mod buttbuddies told him to tone it down, and he has to obey like the bitch he is.
He's not even a good schizo or spammer.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:30:12 PM
No.712479905
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:31:44 PM
No.712480029
>>712480373
>>712479790
>>712479884
You are mentally I'll
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:31:47 PM
No.712480032
>>712480108
>>712479884
He's such boring schizo. Always using easily disproven nonsense, the same phrases and boogeymen.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:31:59 PM
No.712480052
>>712480431
How many days Famitsu count for the Switch 2 release?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:32:45 PM
No.712480108
>>712480373
>>712481685
>>712480032
>He's such boring
Good morning saar
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:35:24 PM
No.712480339
>>712480373
>>712480891
>>712479685
>tendies are all bbc obsessed trannies
KWAB
I have to say I've never seen a misinformation campaign as big as the Switch 2, holy shit!
We are back at the Wii-U era of bad gaming journalism and doomposting full fucking force
Interestingly, everyone was and still very quiet about the PS5 and the console will be fucking 5 years old in November
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:35:47 PM
No.712480373
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:25 PM
No.712480431
>>712480052
4, last weeks Thursday to Sunday.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:36:34 PM
No.712480442
>>712480579
>>712481037
>>712476356
This is thread 5? Thought it was 3 at most
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:38:07 PM
No.712480579
>>712481037
>>712480442
The threads are moving so fast some are hitting 600+ posts consistantly, it's nuts.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:39:39 PM
No.712480713
>>712480858
>>712478919
IGN says Switch 2 is now the fastest selling console ever in the US.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:28 PM
No.712480858
>>712480713
With the Switch 2's sales being 2:1 in comparison to Switch 1.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:47 PM
No.712480883
>>712482157
>>712477321
>Astro Bot lost and got raped by Touhou
Ohhhhh so that's why the resident schizo spammed cp of a guy shitting on a toddler in a Touhou thread
Yes he did that
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:51 PM
No.712480887
>>712478919
we only know it's at least 3.5 million total world wide
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:53 PM
No.712480891
>>712480339
It's a funny pic
Beats all the shitty wojak edits
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:54 PM
No.712480896
>>712480353
The misinformation campaign did for the Switch 2 what no amount of marketing could for the Wii U, and I hope all the shills and grifters realize that
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:55 PM
No.712480906
>>712479120
>>Leaked documents said /v/ has about 10K-12K users at most
that's posters, not lurkers. despite how dogshit this board has been for over a decade and a half, posters are still in the slim minority.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:42:18 PM
No.712480928
>>712478014
Stop using my wife for your shitposts anon ty
>>712480353
Normalfags and journos are quick to defend Sony but they are also the first ones to throw shit at Nintendo for anything, it's pathetic
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:43:20 PM
No.712481037
>>712481536
>>712480579
>>712480442
Are you shocked? The Switch 2 conquered massive smear campaigns, third party devs being cheap as fuck, a trade war to be the most successful launch ever.
Of course snoys are melting down
>>712480353
Journos pretty much always hated Nintendo for some reason.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:45:38 PM
No.712481263
>>712481417
>mario kart world being the top selling game despite being included in the switch 2
nintendo won, hard
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:09 PM
No.712481306
>>712487518
>>712476353
So you can't even buy the new content as dlc? That's kinda fucked. I already have the game on switch, no reason to buy again.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:13 PM
No.712481315
>>712487274
>>712480353
Nintendo bypassed and buckbroke the journos and shills. Iwata won.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:19 PM
No.712481320
>>712478380
ironically if the PS5 had enough stock in the launch window it probably wouldn't even be at half the sales numbers it is now because the majority of PS5 sales were probably driven by a combination of scalpers and FOMO
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:40 PM
No.712481350
>>712481449
>>712481080
Because Nintendo doesn't care about gaming press, they prefer traditional news outlets like New York Times, etc.
>>712481080
>Reviewers expected to get bribes for good reviews or they dock points.
>Almost every publishers gives in except for Nintendo, which is why the Nintendo tax for reviews exist.
>Reviewers keep unfairly trashing Nintendo and any announcement they make
>Nintendo finally cuts them out as the middle man and creates the Nintendo Direct
And here we are.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:47:29 PM
No.712481417
>>712481876
>>712481263
Japan don't have bundle.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:47:46 PM
No.712481449
>>712481350
forgot to say Nintendo can bypass them and generate more buzz through their own events like Nintendo Direct. So they get no preferential treatment
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:47:46 PM
No.712481450
>>712481372
and now they have gone a step further and made their own news app
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:48:35 PM
No.712481536
>>712481037
>Are you shocked?
Not really, but the fact it broke the PS2's 25 year record and the cope that the Switch 2 is 'underperforming and only selling 750k worldwide' is more than enough for the traffic the threads are getting this week.
Mario Kart World also did amazingly too.
>>712475673 (OP)
>5 threads of switch 2 owners not playing their game(s) and instead fawning over their bulls
. . .
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:50:20 PM
No.712481685
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:50:25 PM
No.712481692
>>712476610
Someday you'll be able to abandon those grapes and play it on switch 2.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:50:37 PM
No.712481710
>>712482312
>>712481080
Because Nintendo made E3 irrelevant. You have to remember that it was made for the "journalists"
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:50:55 PM
No.712481738
>>712482018
>>712483038
So, how many more PS2s will Sony have sold by the end of the Switch 2's life?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:51:23 PM
No.712481789
>>712482312
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:08 PM
No.712481845
>>712481996
>>712475673 (OP)
Are Tendies investors?
They dont play games, they only talk about sales...
Maybe they should all migrate to /biz/
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:23 PM
No.712481876
>>712481417
Famitsu counts bundles, it's the only way sony was able to prevent multiple 30/30s
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:52 PM
No.712481927
>>712482449
>>712481583
you were okay with hundreds of threads doomposting the switch 2 instead of playing games, and now you're suddenly against people talking about sales
it's pretty obvious you're seething and wish people stopped rubbing it on your face, next time maybe stop picking fights you can't win
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:52:56 PM
No.712481937
>>712484628
>>712477136
>monkey
>gook
>kike
Let me guess, expedition 33 and Wukong made you seethe as well?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:25 PM
No.712481986
>>712482068
>>712482092
>>712480353
>terminally online morons spreading misinformation and doomposting saying it's the wii u all over again
>Nintendo fucked over journos by not letting them get the console early
>later, Switch 2 gets released and it's the best selling launch console ever
how does nintendo do it?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:33 PM
No.712481996
>>712481845
/biz/ mods deleted the threads when they were made there and told the jannies to fuck off.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:53:47 PM
No.712482018
>>712481738
All PS2 sales numbers got lost in Atlantis so Sony can't tell us
>leave during thread 2 to play some vidya
>come back and it's now at thread 5
What nuclear melty did I miss?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:54:16 PM
No.712482068
>>712482505
>>712487982
>>712481986
Nintendo usually has a June direct too so their slate of games for the rest of the year could be even better
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:54:33 PM
No.712482092
>>712481986
by sticking to their guns
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:54:55 PM
No.712482129
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:55:21 PM
No.712482157
>>712491191
>>712480883
It's petty things like this that make me believe we've got a honest to God schizo and not just an anti-japan glownigger.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:56:37 PM
No.712482258
>>712482447
>>712478873
I love how he goes into SB and U33 threads trying to stir shit and claim tendies are totally super duper butthurt about no Switch 2 port. You just know that if a port does get announced, he'll immediately turn around and claim those games were never good.
I remember when he raged about Unicorn Overlord when he thought it was a Switch exclusive.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:57:12 PM
No.712482312
>>712483164
>>712481710
>newfag doesn't remember the demos and booths
I know I've got Reggie by a DK somewhere in my folder.
>>712481789
And you're just as bad, what's the issue?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:59:02 PM
No.712482447
>>712482560
>>712482258
>I remember when he raged about Unicorn Overlord when he thought it was a Switch exclusive.
lmao I remember that
pretty sure most of the monhun rise shitposting also comes from him, everytime something is vaguely associated with nintendo it triggers his mental illness
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:59:03 PM
No.712482449
>>712481927
>you, you, you
>projecting on top of it
Troonsis... that's not how logic works...
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:59:44 PM
No.712482505
>>712482559
>>712482068
All nintendo needs is to announce a big game for the holidays. I hope they have a direct planned for this month because the june game showcases was shit
>>712481080
It is just simply racism.
Back in NES-N64 days Nintendo wasn't seen as much as a "Japanese" company as just a "video game company". But when Sony entered the market and focused more on Western market, especially focusing on Europe, Sony became the "video game company". Sony also just chased all trends and with studios under it trying to make video games more "artistic", it became the biggest friend of journalist whose medium was "finally being taken seriously". Suddenly Nintendo has underpowered hardware and is very... Japanese. And childish. "Family friendly", unlike the REAL games that west makes. Just the same way as many in west sees anime as children's medium because of it's drawn animation and so is Disney, many in west writes all Nintendo games as childish because they are made for everyone like "family movies" are.
Western journalists so badly wants vidya been taken seriously so that they can talk with journalists of movies and books and think they also are part of an important mature medium of art!
So when Nintendo succeeds with their "low tech" hardware and "childish" games, it feels like an "insult towards the potential of video games". Yes, they review high because they work and are fun, but Nintendo should be "more serious".
That's why 20th port of TLOU gets a pass but 2D Mario games in a row is lazy. That's why over the shoulder standardized cinematic Playstation template never gets criticism because it's easy and safe(ironic) but so """artistic""", but nippon turnbased JRPG is "overdone". That's why vertical stand and separate disc drive for PS5 Pro is okay, but Switch 2 being pricey is bad.
It's just racism hidden behind wanting your multibillion entertainment industry to be taken seriously. Sony moved to west and serves the western, or more accurately American(which is what some journos in Europe even worships), it has become the favorite. Microsoft fucks up every step so they can't be trusted to tie their shoes at this point.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:00:25 AM
No.712482559
>>712482505
Metroid Prime 4 and Air Riders are both slated for holiday 2025 right now.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:00:27 AM
No.712482560
>>712482447
I remember him insisting the P5R port was a cloud only game
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:00:54 AM
No.712482603
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:02:09 AM
No.712482702
>>712476065
Don't need to be to enjoy Japanese kino.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:04:58 AM
No.712482952
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:05:53 AM
No.712483038
>>712483210
>>712483681
>>712481738
They'll unearth the lost city of Atlantis which just so happens to have its own PS2 factory and it produced, shipped and sold 10 million more consoles to Atlantis alone
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:07:10 AM
No.712483164
>>712482312
Sure sure, but E3 was for the professionals in the vidya industry mainly, no?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:07:41 AM
No.712483210
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:08:29 AM
No.712483283
>>712483731
>>712481583
>he says while seething in every single one of them instead of playing games on his PS5
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:08:38 AM
No.712483295
>>712483485
Who are going to give up first and admit defeat, Switch haters or 3rd parties that still ignore Nintendo?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:10:04 AM
No.712483425
>>712483632
>Thread speed has dropped tremendously
>Schizo isn't even doing anything funny anymore, just doing the posts he aways does and doing the "You not me!" thing again
Not surprised. He was probably told to tone it after how much he seethed earlier.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:10:42 AM
No.712483485
>>712483295
Switch haters suffer from Severe Nintendo Derangement Syndrome on the same levels as TDS. Third parties will have no choice when Nintendo is the only console manufacturer left
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:12:34 AM
No.712483632
>>712483425
nah hes busy on gook blade threads
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:13:01 AM
No.712483681
>>712483038
Fake news. Atlanteans are strictly PC-Engine chads.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:13:23 AM
No.712483719
>>712481372
Its funny the harder they try to downplay Nintendo the better they end off for it they chase Nintendo out of E3, they make directs, directs become a hit, E3 dies pathetically.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:13:32 AM
No.712483731
>>712483815
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:13:36 AM
No.712483738
>>712482557
It seems that since the 2000s journos and Sony have been trying to make the gaming industry into a extension of Hollywood
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:14:19 AM
No.712483807
>>712475673 (OP)
>thread5
Dayum
We be moving.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:14:23 AM
No.712483815
>>712483731
That makes it even funnier.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:15:49 AM
No.712483938
>>712482557
this, it was especially bad during the ps3 era. Killed off JRPGs for a while
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:15:59 AM
No.712483956
>>712475673 (OP)
5th thread issue
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:16:06 AM
No.712483968
>>712476065
Cool.
I still want Japanese Wellbeing to flourish.
Much like I want White Wellbeing to flourish.
You lost.
Got raped.
Antiwhiteism lost.
Antijapaneseism lost.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:16:23 AM
No.712483994
>>712481583
Bold of you to assume I can't play MK and post here while I wait for the next race.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:17:25 AM
No.712484101
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:19:09 AM
No.712484240
>>712484567
>>712476180
Okay. BUT
What if
Switch2 exclusive Dark Cloud spiritual successor?????
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:20:31 AM
No.712484362
>>712488643
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:22:28 AM
No.712484535
>thread 5
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:22:46 AM
No.712484567
>>712486480
>>712489056
>>712484240
kinda crazy they haven't done more with that IP
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:23:29 AM
No.712484628
>>712481937
No, however it seems like the fans of those games seethe at Nintendo endlessly.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:23:40 AM
No.712484643
wow that's a lot of mindbroken tendies
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:24:00 AM
No.712484678
snoys be coping
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:24:24 AM
No.712484725
>>712488167
You lost and got raped eric
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:24:46 AM
No.712484754
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:25:13 AM
No.712484802
>>712485149
>>712485340
How many bricks have they shat by now?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:24 AM
No.712484964
>>712485045
>>712484887
the losing against Japan contest?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:36 AM
No.712484982
>>712485045
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:27:52 AM
No.712484998
>>712484887
>Reposting the same copes while the thread is still up instead of waiting for another thread
That's low.
>>712476539
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:28:00 AM
No.712485010
>>712478576
That terrible gandalf costume is honestly more embarrassing than the blue muppet.
>>712484964
>>712484982
Gacha won, Solo Leveling won, K-pop won, Stellar Blade won
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:29:42 AM
No.712485149
>>712484802
enough to rebuild a many building
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:29:50 AM
No.712485165
>>712485045
Cool, what does that have to do with this thread though?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:29:55 AM
No.712485173
>>712485354
>>712485045
>Stellar Blade won
by being outsold by Mario Kart?
And pokemon tcg pocket raped all other gachas ;)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:29:58 AM
No.712485180
>>712485045
>Going full mask off on being an anti-Japan glowie
Now you're just running in circles with no new material
>>712476727
>>712476780
>>712477070
>>712477247
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:31:21 AM
No.712485309
>>712485045
>Stellar Blade won
Yeah, it beat Sony's precious Horizon!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:31:42 AM
No.712485340
>>712485413
>>712484802
So many that if a Yugioh player sees them, that player would think Sony's made up of BEWD mains.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:31:54 AM
No.712485354
>>712485510
>>712485657
>>712485173
> The game for toddlers sold more than 18+ game for mature gamers
Kek.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:32:13 AM
No.712485384
>>712485507
>>712485517
>"eh, the gameplay actually isn't anything to write home about and i got my coom in. i guess i can stop playing now."
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:32:32 AM
No.712485413
>>712485340
i got that joke
i kekd
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:33:20 AM
No.712485471
>>712475673 (OP)
>switch 2 rf couldn't outsell the switch 1 rf
it's ogre
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:33:45 AM
No.712485501
You are mentally ill
>>712485384
still sold better than your woke japtroony FF rebirth lmao.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:33:54 AM
No.712485510
>>712485634
>>712485354
>18+ game for mature gamers
You're OK with Stellar Blade threads being softcore porn dumps but get mad at other thrads that are doing the same. Curious!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:33:58 AM
No.712485517
>>712485384
>No long term staying power.
And the denuvo+psn geolock kiss of death gets another one.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:34:18 AM
No.712485552
>>712482557
All the quoted parts of your comment has taken from journalists, haven't they? Or some other imbecile who thinks that video games are more than entertainment.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:34:25 AM
No.712485560
>>712475673 (OP)
>switch 2 outsold the series x/s's lifetime in 1 week
???
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:35:27 AM
No.712485631
>>712486060
>>712490957
>Mario Kart: World had the biggest launch sales for a console launch title in Japan
https://x.com/GameDataLibrary/status/1933192164877455667
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:35:28 AM
No.712485634
>>712485758
>>712485510
>thrads
>saar is a weeb
Cannot make this shit up lol.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:35:40 AM
No.712485657
>>712485354
>>712485507
>this goalpost shifting
The gooks aren't sending their best
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:36:31 AM
No.712485717
>>712485757
>>712485659
seething snoy post
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:36:50 AM
No.712485736
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:37:03 AM
No.712485754
>>712476050
best part is all of his cope spam is being ported to switch 2
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:37:04 AM
No.712485757
>>712485717
malding weeb post
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:37:04 AM
No.712485758
>>712485634
What if I told you I am just baiting you with typos? :)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:37:37 AM
No.712485797
Reminder that despite supposedly losing the console war, the N64 bested the PS1 in North American software sales every year because PS1 owners were thirdies and poors who pirated all games.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:39:03 AM
No.712485918
>>712485659
uh yeah tendies got the motion, stay jelly.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:39:17 AM
No.712485936
>>712485507
>still sold better than your woke japtroony FF rebirth lmao.
He did it! He turned his back on Rebirth!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:40:05 AM
No.712486005
Tendies suck
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:40:18 AM
No.712486034
>>712485507
>playstation exclusive
>sold like shit
Wowie zowie
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:40:27 AM
No.712486041
Nintendo won
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:40:43 AM
No.712486060
>>712485631
It was fucking hilarious to see people say that MK was no killer app kek.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:40:45 AM
No.712486063
>He doesn't care anymore and is being upfront on hating Japan.
Love to see it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:40:52 AM
No.712486076
>>712478380
and sony still loses because switch 2 had over 2.2 MILLION pre-orders in just japan
>I MUST suck the japanese's cock
Imagine still being a weeb.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:42:30 AM
No.712486193
>>712486254
>>712486157
>>I MUST suck the korean's cock
This is you
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:42:40 AM
No.712486206
>>712486157
Bad glownigger.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:42:55 AM
No.712486231
>>712475673 (OP)
Do physical mk sales count the bundle? That was just a digital code wasnβt it?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:42:57 AM
No.712486235
>>712486293
>>712485659
Japan is a tendie country
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:43:16 AM
No.712486254
>>712486193
how can you do that when they are so small?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:43:33 AM
No.712486279
>>712485507
both got raped by Nintendo btw
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:43:36 AM
No.712486283
So why are the glowniggers seething about Japan exactly?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:43:44 AM
No.712486293
>>712486235
>Japan is based country
FTFY
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:43:55 AM
No.712486307
>>712486157
The next 8 years are going to be incredible
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:44:12 AM
No.712486336
>>712486397
>>712486803
>>712486157
>needs a way to insult people
>immediately thinks of sucking cock
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:44:26 AM
No.712486346
>>712486275
>Straight up saying it
Thanks for admitting it. You don't get to backtrack after today.
>>712486336
WOOP WOOP
!!!PEDO TENDIE ALERT!!!
WOOP WOOP
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:45:08 AM
No.712486403
>>712486490
>>712486275
Based. Stellar Blade and Lies of P are cult classic games, better than anything made by japoids.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:45:27 AM
No.712486429
>hates Japan
>posts on a board made based on a Japanese website
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:45:30 AM
No.712486432
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:46:06 AM
No.712486480
>>712484567
Can't be easily turned into a multimedia franchise aimed at toddlers.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:46:12 AM
No.712486490
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:46:15 AM
No.712486493
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:46:28 AM
No.712486510
>>712486605
>>712486618
China will take everything over
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:47:19 AM
No.712486568
>S-SAVE US CHINA!!!
lmfao
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:47:34 AM
No.712486590
>weeb defence force in a full shill mode
Lmao.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:47:43 AM
No.712486605
>>712486510
Lawl. You gonna post cheese pizza again?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:47:45 AM
No.712486612
>>712486652
>>712486397
And?
There's nothing you can do about it.
You're only capable of having angry outbursts and name-calling like a handicapped child.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:47:47 AM
No.712486618
>>712486668
>>712486510
China is collapsing in on itself
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:48:13 AM
No.712486647
seeing chinks and gooks seething puts a smile on my face
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:48:17 AM
No.712486652
>>712486618
But enough about the pedo island of Japan and there negative birthrate
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:48:54 AM
No.712486697
>>712486781
>>712486668
but enough about the pedo island uk of snoydom
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:48:57 AM
No.712486705
>>712486810
>>712486668
>and there negative birthrate
Hey buddy, you made a typo :)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:49:02 AM
No.712486713
>>712486668
>pedo island
We're not talking about Britain though
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:49:08 AM
No.712486721
>>712485659
Tendie thread
Tendie board
Tendie website
Tendie Internet
Tendie world
Feel free to fuck off or kill yourself.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:49:21 AM
No.712486739
>>712486790
The CP spamming schizo made it impossible to have nuanced discussion about Nintendo's sales here. Everything is pushed to extremes. You either are a gloating shill defending the prices lading Nintendo's success or a deranged third worlder Sony drone that spams CP and that one retard that complains about cutscenes.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:06 AM
No.712486781
>>712486916
>>712486697
I know more people here with an Xbox than a Playstastion. Gamepass is doing work for them here.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:06 AM
No.712486782
>>712486668
Chinks are literally dying out because of their shitty 1 girl per family rule.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:13 AM
No.712486790
>>712487638
>>712486739
That was probably his goal since it allows him to cause discord on a whim easily.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:19 AM
No.712486794
>>712486850
>>712486668
>pedo island
So how many grooming gangs does eurpoor have again?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:26 AM
No.712486803
>>712486336
He has dick on the brain since he has to suck several million dog cocks
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:50:32 AM
No.712486810
>>712486876
>>712486904
>>712486705
GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.
YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END
YOU. HAVE. ALREADY. CHOSEN. YOUR. PITIFUL. END.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:51:03 AM
No.712486850
>>712486794
those are UK only.
Guess which country has the most snoy infested population by pure coincidence?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:51:16 AM
No.712486870
>>712486972
>>712487012
>weeb now having a melty over china
Top kek. The fucking inferiority complex toward China/Korea is unreal.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:51:24 AM
No.712486876
>>712486810
you acting like this won't make you dad come back and it won't delete your kiwifarms thread
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:51:45 AM
No.712486904
>>712486810
>YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END
Say it again for me please :)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:51:51 AM
No.712486912
How long until he starts spamming pizza?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:51:54 AM
No.712486916
>>712486781
based microsoft chopping sony's legs out from under them in the only country that care about sony
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:51:55 AM
No.712486917
I'm genuinely very curious of how much Raiders will sell in Japan.
It might be a spinoff but it'll also be the first new Switch2 Splatoon game.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:52:13 AM
No.712486941
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:52:14 AM
No.712486943
>>712487078
>Crashing out
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:52:31 AM
No.712486962
Uh oh melty
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:52:41 AM
No.712486972
>>712486870
Chinks can't even build proper buildings and infrastructure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPlEcy8vPFU
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:52:57 AM
No.712486984
>>712486668
>there
uh oh esl moment
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:21 AM
No.712487012
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:25 AM
No.712487016
>>712487086
>>712487131
>>712486851
That actor looks nothing like him, you obsessed cultists ruined a man's life simply because he worked for Sony.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:40 AM
No.712487036
>>712486940
Will sell a million at launch
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:41 AM
No.712487037
>>712487331
>>712486940
probably as much as a normal Splatoon game. especially if it gets them content for Splatoon 3
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:44 AM
No.712487040
>>712486940
It is Splatoon so it will sell gorillions, especially if they offer some kind of in game reward in Splatoon 3 (or 4) for owning it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:54:17 AM
No.712487078
>>712486943
I wonder if he'll make it to the top 30 or if he'll sperg out enough to get banned before then
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:54:20 AM
No.712487083
>>712487194
>>712487478
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:54:21 AM
No.712487086
>>712487206
>>712487016
Wait a minute!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:54:36 AM
No.712487102
>>712486940
looks good but I really wish they didn't bring back that poojeet goblina, I'm sick of her
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:54:58 AM
No.712487131
>>712487016
he ruined his own life by being a pedo.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:55:04 AM
No.712487139
>>712487194
Nintendo is the most evil and greedy company in human history, and it's not even close. If you see someone out in public with a shitch poo, SLIT THEIR FUCKING THROAT.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:55:24 AM
No.712487170
>>712487284
>>712487050
in a contest of being corrupt lazy morons?
yeah, its why all korea and china can do is try copy japan
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:55:56 AM
No.712487189
>going full mask off
The archives will remember this
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:00 AM
No.712487194
>>712487050
>>712487083
>>712487139
>>712487165
You sound irritated. Why don't you post your favorite type of post?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:03 AM
No.712487195
>>712487498
>>712487165
how can one company be so based?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:08 AM
No.712487206
>>712487351
>>712487491
>>712487086
Your boogeyman isn't real OlΓmpio, everyone sees through your lies.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:20 AM
No.712487218
>>712487309
>>712487550
>thread five at 315 posts
>meaning that there have been probably 2500+ posts of schizophrenic meltdowns today
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:26 AM
No.712487223
>>712487498
>>712487165
sony is still the most evil company on earth and its not even close
nintendo has never put malware into their own products that bricked people's computers like sony did
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:36 AM
No.712487236
>>712487498
>>712487165
BASED NINTENDO
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:56:49 AM
No.712487246
>>712486940
It will sell like crazy just like the previous splatoons. Japs love the series.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:57:12 AM
No.712487274
>>712481315
>media hates you
>decide to become the media
iwata figured the game out years before anyone else did.
>>712481372
>And here we are.
>>712487170
It's the other way around, japtranny. Stellar Blade is the most innovative game in history.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:57:35 AM
No.712487309
>>712487550
>>712487218
each thread got to about 600 posts before a new one was made
the snoy is going ballistic because the switch 2 has destroyed every sony metric
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:57:57 AM
No.712487331
>>712486940
>>712487037
I wonder. Wouldn't a single player game be more accessible? Some people just don't want to play multiplayer games
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:58:06 AM
No.712487351
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:58:17 AM
No.712487363
>>712487284
what's so innovative about it?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:58:41 AM
No.712487394
>>712487471
>>712487284
PC games completely mog sony slop? thats been common knowledge for decades
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:59:38 AM
No.712487460
>>712487609
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:59:45 AM
No.712487471
>>712487587
>>712487394
It's so bad that even Sony has to get on its knees and suck off Gabe for even a drop of sales and they barely get that.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:59:47 AM
No.712487478
>>712493085
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:59:57 AM
No.712487491
>>712487573
>>712487195
>>712487223
>>712487236
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAR
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:00:14 AM
No.712487518
>>712481306
You can in Japan. For some reason NISA made it weird as fuck.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:00:17 AM
No.712487523
>>712487601
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:00:23 AM
No.712487529
>OlΓmpio
Yep. I think I detect mental illness.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:00:41 AM
No.712487550
>>712492683
>>712487218
>>712487309
>approximately 600 minutes (ten hours) since the numbers were posted
>this means that there have been almost five posts per minute for ten straight hours about this
>this is not counting seething done in other threads created today
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:00:54 AM
No.712487564
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:04 AM
No.712487573
>>712487590
>>712487491
YOU posted all of those because you are a falseflagger
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:17 AM
No.712487587
>>712487471
they're not doing a good job since trash like the last of us and horizon keep flopping hard when faced with the high standards of PCfags
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:18 AM
No.712487590
>>712487498
>>712487573
You really sound angry. When are you posting this?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:24 AM
No.712487598
>>712487498
>THROAR
you made another typo eric :)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:24 AM
No.712487601
>>712487523
>KoreanKING improved a dogshit jap game
Huh? Nothing wrong with this.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:29 AM
No.712487609
>>712487460
God I wish they were laughing at me
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:01:36 AM
No.712487621
>>712487714
NINTENDO WON
TRUMP WON
GOD WON
>>712486790
If I said I don't think the Switch 2 will sell as well as Switch I'd be called a Brazilian. Even if I frame it as Switch 2 won't flop like Wii U and Nintendo won't have to lower the price like 3DS.
I really don't think the demand is as high as people say it is. I say this as someone that bought one. Terminally online hugbox faggots genuinely don't realize normalfags don't think about Nintendo at all even if they bought a Switch for Animal Crossing during corona. It's not matter of like or hate they just don't care about Nintendo, Sony, Xbox, or Steam. Despite selling 3.5 million it was ridiculously easy to get a launch day one.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:02:04 AM
No.712487657
>>712487498
Or else what?
You're going to post kid porn again?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:02:13 AM
No.712487665
>>712487498
Bro manually spamming
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:02:23 AM
No.712487674
>>712487930
>>712488194
>>712487498
why are snoys so violent and evil?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:02:24 AM
No.712487675
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:03:00 AM
No.712487714
>>712487621
Nah, Nintendo won, trump lost.
Otherwise we'd have $600 Switch 2s if trump didn't cave to Mario.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:03:00 AM
No.712487715
>>712487810
>>712487498
Uhhh is he alright fellas?
For fun's sake, and since this is the first Switch 2 era report, let's make some predictions about the future of the industry:
>Final Fantasy XVII will be on Switch 2, it'll be the best selling version of the game by far and it'll mark the return of the FF series to Nintendo consoles. From here and out no FF game will escape a Nintendo console release.
>Atlus will bend their knees and star releasing all of their games on the Switch 2 by the end of the generation. Major Atlus games will be announced first on Nintendo directs
>After a dissapointing launch from the next gen Xbox, Microsoft will finally drop out of the console race to focus on multiplatform releases and Gamepass
>Switch 2 ends production in 2035, selling a total of 120 million units
>mind broken
Maybe we went too far
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:03:30 AM
No.712487745
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:03:32 AM
No.712487750
>>712487737
>Maybe we went too far
Nah, if anything we didn't went too far
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:04:18 AM
No.712487810
>>712487715
No, but we still need to push him further.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:04:33 AM
No.712487831
Here is the archive for those what want to see the deleted posts
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/712475673/#712475673
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:04:47 AM
No.712487849
>>712488338
>>712487728
>Final Fantasy XVII will be on Switch 2, it'll be the best selling version of the game by far
Only if they return to their roots of classic FF ala 1-6 like the pixel remastered.
The current path they're taking of graphic fagging is a dead end.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:04:54 AM
No.712487863
>>712487737
If anything, we're not going far enough.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:04:56 AM
No.712487867
It's always funny when he makes a typo in something we assume is a copypasta of his, proving that, no, he types these all out by hand. It's like every copy of mario 64 being personalized, every mindbreak spergout is personalized.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:05:01 AM
No.712487874
>>712487808
based weegee poster
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:05:23 AM
No.712487898
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:05:25 AM
No.712487902
>>712487737
Play stupid games, win a public lynching
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:05:49 AM
No.712487919
>>712487808
>>712487737
Considering the amount of cancer he's responsible for, he's getting off easy.
>>712487728
>tendies thinking they will ever have any real 3rd party support
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy your shovelware and decade+ old ports :)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:05:51 AM
No.712487924
>>712491506
>>712487808
We need to go farther
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:05:55 AM
No.712487930
>>712487674
Woah. Why are snoys so unhinged?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:06:06 AM
No.712487946
>>712487728
You're assuming 17 will be out before the switch 3 releases
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:06:34 AM
No.712487982
>>712482068
Nintendo should just make N3.
A Nintendo digital E3.
A strong summer direct followed by demos for 80%+ of the games showed off.
Would buckle the entire industry to them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:06:34 AM
No.712487984
>>712488076
>>712487921
You got raped ;)
You will never get a Stellar Blade on your shitty tablet, tendos.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:07:15 AM
No.712488027
>>712488196
>>712490167
>>712487921
We already have 3rd party support charting in the first week.
This is just the beginning. Get used to it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:07:50 AM
No.712488076
>>712488116
>>712488309
>>712487984
but enough about tendietrannies
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:08:07 AM
No.712488094
>>712487921
>>712487995
You still seem very angry. And I'm still waiting, could you post this again for me?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:08:19 AM
No.712488116
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:08:36 AM
No.712488136
>>712488261
>>712488310
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:08:44 AM
No.712488153
>>712487638
>normalfags don't think about Nintendo at all
I think nintendo is really aware of this and its one of the reasons they finally starting making movies and theme parks about their franchises
I think the switch 2 will end on the 100-120m range
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:08:55 AM
No.712488167
>>712484725
Paper mario the thousand year door.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:09:10 AM
No.712488190
>>712487921
how many times did he run this post through spellcheck before he posted it
>>712487674
YOU ARE THE EVIL ONE. INDOCTRINATING CHILDREN INTO YOUR MADE UP BULLSHIT RELIGION, WHERTHER IT'S CHRISTIANITY OR THE CULT OF NINTENDO, IS CHILD ABUSE. SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
SLIT
YOUR
FUCKING
THROAT
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:09:15 AM
No.712488196
>>712488465
>>712488027
Your Stellar Blade, sister? Your MGS's Korean mogger?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:09:54 AM
No.712488251
>>712490009
>>712491617
>>712487638
I don't think I've seen many people claim it will do as well as Switch. 100-120 million was often suggested.
>Despite selling 3.5 million it was ridiculously easy to get a launch day one.
Now, here I don't get what you mean by that. You think selling 3.5 million in 4 days when it's "easy" to get means there's no demand? Having good supply means Nintendo correctly gauged the demand and properly prepared to meet it.
It had demand to sell 3.5 million units in 4 days. You think Xbox would've been able to do that if Phil shipped they many units on launch day?
Not to mention, there was nothing easy about getting it. It was sold out almost everywhere despite Nintendo shipping such ludicrous amount of units
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:09:58 AM
No.712488261
>>712488398
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:12 AM
No.712488281
>>712487995
So I take you no longer like Horizon then?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:16 AM
No.712488289
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:33 AM
No.712488309
>>712493085
>>712488076
>>712488194
You got raped ;)
Seems like your trannybuddy mod isn't around today to protect you
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:33 AM
No.712488310
>>712488386
>>712488569
>>712488136
Yes, tendos are coping. What about Expedition 33, aka the humilator of the JRPG? Not on a shitch!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:35 AM
No.712488314
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:45 AM
No.712488329
>>712487638
I dunno how you could possibly think this when it had the biggest launch ever for a console but you do you. It's clear nothing will ever be enough for doomposters.
2 more weeks amirite?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:52 AM
No.712488337
>>712491725
>>712491725
>>712487638
>If I said I don't think the Switch 2 will sell as well as Switch I'd be called a Brazilian
No you wouldn't. Everyone knows Switch 2 will likely not hit the peak Switch 1 did. Fucking pussy afraid of speaking your opinion.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:10:52 AM
No.712488338
>>712487849
I doubt they'll do that without a serious, company restructuring level flop first. Making FF into a big event with all the graphicfagging it entails is a matter of prestige for Square Enix.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:11:13 AM
No.712488359
>>712488442
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:11:17 AM
No.712488368
Side Order was good but I think I was too good at it for its sake. I beat it with like 4 pallettes unlocked. If only I could be this good with the actual game.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:11:33 AM
No.712488384
>>712488442
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:11:34 AM
No.712488386
>>712488501
>>712488310
What game was that?
it's already forgotten
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:11:44 AM
No.712488398
>>712488971
>>712488261
Latinx seethe
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:11:54 AM
No.712488409
>>712491725
>>712487638
If you make a reasonable prediction and not "ackshually, it will sell half of what the wiiu sold!", no one calls you a macaco. They might disagree with you and point out what they perceive to be flaws in your logic, but what you described only happens when you sperg out.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:12:28 AM
No.712488442
>>712488634
>>712488359
>>712488384
He's finally picked up a book
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:12:49 AM
No.712488465
>>712488196
Wow, one whole 3rd party title. That isn't even exclusive.
Incredible
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:13:20 AM
No.712488501
>>712488386
don't worry the devs want to make a version for switch 2 so in a few months people will care the game
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:13:33 AM
No.712488516
>>712491725
>>712487638
You never even played Armored Core.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:13:50 AM
No.712488538
>>712488634
>>712488671
>>712488194
>WHERTHER
Dumb fucking nigger you don't just badmouth Werthers Original
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:14:14 AM
No.712488569
>>712488728
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:14:34 AM
No.712488596
>>712488643
It's a shame I'm phonefagging, I missed all the meltdown posts.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:14:57 AM
No.712488634
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:15:15 AM
No.712488643
>>712488596
You can check the archive if you wish.
>>712484362
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:15:42 AM
No.712488671
>>712488538
I could go for a werther right now.
Maybe one of the chewy ones.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:15:44 AM
No.712488673
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:16:29 AM
No.712488723
>>712489896
>>712488602
>[sad news] Nowadays, cockroaches are just weirdos who say the exact opposite of what you want and make a lot of noise
KEK
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:16:34 AM
No.712488728
>>712488758
>>712488569
Get ready for Snoys to hate Expedition 33.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:16:43 AM
No.712488737
Are stellar blade or E33 hard games to run on low end systems?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:16:58 AM
No.712488758
>>712488728
Just like Fromsoft.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:09 AM
No.712488769
>>712489072
>>712482557
Agree with everything except ONE thing.
The use of '''racism'''.
It's antijapaneseism.
Please use antijapan from now now.
Not racist. Not woke. Not liberal.
antijapan.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:14 AM
No.712488771
>>712488602
>Here's how PS5 can still win
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:30 AM
No.712488792
>>712489653
>>712489838
>>712488602
>6 and 11
Even they're making fun of snoys. It's almost like no one likes them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:34 AM
No.712488796
>>712488602
I kneel to the OP who made thread 43. Games should be made for men.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:18:17 AM
No.712488851
>>712488913
How will he cope when GTA6 gets announced for switch 2?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:18:40 AM
No.712488876
>>712487728
>mainline FF goes back to turn-based
>Playstation tries to go back to being Japan-focused but the bridges are already burned
>new Soulcalibur funded by Nintendo
>PC gaming grows in Japan
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:18:43 AM
No.712488879
>>712488602
>[Urgent] How to make a big comeback for PS5 from here [Defeat Switch2]
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:16 AM
No.712488909
>>712488602
Eric quick, go read number 14 and tell us how PS5 can still win.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:18 AM
No.712488913
>>712488851
I wonder how much he's going to seethe when it is playable a week early on the PS5 emulator
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:20:11 AM
No.712488971
>>712489228
>>712488398
Go to bed mongrel
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:21:08 AM
No.712489037
>>712488602
PlayStation uncle in shambles.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:21:21 AM
No.712489056
>>712484567
Sony owns partial rights to it no?
So I doubt they can.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:21:40 AM
No.712489072
>>712489478
>>712488769
Its anti asian racism
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:22:23 AM
No.712489130
>>712489342
Gonna be hilarious if there's some Japanese game he needs to shill later down the road after going full mask off in this thread since Sony's desperate to get the Japanese market back.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:23:43 AM
No.712489228
>>712488971
Go to bed mongrel
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:23:46 AM
No.712489235
>>712489487
>>712488602
>Total Keycard Death
Based nips.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:23:48 AM
No.712489237
>>712489304
>>712489462
Will Smpys start defending Gamefreak now that they have a third party game coming to non Nintendo platforms? After shitting on them for literal decades?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:24:08 AM
No.712489268
>>712489382
Imagine being such a weeb that you unironically think Japan is relevant enough to warrant some anti-Japanese group of posters, lmao.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:24:36 AM
No.712489301
>group
>>712489237
Already at it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:25:10 AM
No.712489342
>>712489609
>>712489130
Sony's gonna have to spend some serious bribe, hooker and cocaine money to get the Japanese audience back especially since making games PS exclusive isn't working anymore.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:25:43 AM
No.712489382
>>712489445
>>712489480
>>712489268
>>712489304
Can't wait to see this flopping harder than little town hero.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:32 AM
No.712489445
>>712489591
>>712490173
>>712489382
Will be funny to see.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:46 AM
No.712489456
>>712485659
TendieChad reality.
Sucks doesn't it?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:47 AM
No.712489459
>>712490337
>>712489304
man it was so funny seeing the gamefreak logo transition into the choppiest framerate unreal sloppa
how the fuck did these hacks luck into pokemon
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:47 AM
No.712489462
>>712490000
>>712490337
>>712489237
They've been doing that since the first second it got revealed
if you point out that everything gamefreak makes that isn't carried by the pokemon brand flops hard they start to seethe really hard
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:59 AM
No.712489478
>>712489643
>>712489072
They literally shill chink and gook shit constantly
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:59 AM
No.712489479
>>712489304
They only care because of the graphics. Gamefreak have a terrible success rate outside of pokemon
>>712489382
it's going to be hilarious with youtubers that hate nintendo talking it up like it will be some amazing game.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:27:02 AM
No.712489487
>>712489235
Remember april 14th
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:16 AM
No.712489590
>>712489708
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:17 AM
No.712489591
>>712489707
>>712489445
>pokemon games come to gamepass
holy shit its that same shit as the snoys getting confused and angry when they found out buying bungie just gave them destiny slop and they didn't get halo
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:32 AM
No.712489609
>>712489893
>>712490025
>>712489342
They need a handheld, the console market is dead in Japan. Despite the PS4 practically having no competition for years, it still sold less than the PS3. Japan truly only cares about portable gaming now, whether that's laptops/umpcs, actual handhelds, or phones.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:32 AM
No.712489610
>>712489480
Giga Wrecker is rad though. Granted that I've only played Giga Wrecker Alt.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:56 AM
No.712489643
>>712489478
Too sexy for them
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:02 AM
No.712489653
>>712489943
>>712488792
>It's almost like no one likes them.
That's because Sony is an unironic cult. No matter the region, age, era they've always acted the same way.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:15 AM
No.712489671
>>712488602
Holy crap, this is a fucking battlefield
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:22 AM
No.712489683
>>712489778
it is funny how he is now falseflagging as a stellar blade fan as if people aren't now relieved that it is no longer anchored to a dead console with a dead future.
He never so much as mention it back then so I think his ego suffered so much today that he is taking anything to soothe it.
Learn to never be such a dog's dick sucking loser like him /v/
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:44 AM
No.712489707
>>712489591
Or Microsoft when they thought that buying Rare meant they owned Donkey Kong.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:44 AM
No.712489708
>>712489590
Remember when Sony unironically hired a popular up and coming e-popstar to do an unironic no-gaems ad for Playstation?
I get that it was artsy but I do not see how it was meant to advertise videogames.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:30:33 AM
No.712489778
>>712489683
>He never so much as mention it back then so I think his ego suffered so much today that he is taking anything to soothe it.
I do remember him shilling it back when it was PS exclusive. It was nowhere near as loud as today though.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:15 AM
No.712489829
Stellar Blade only saw success when it was removed from the cancer that is playstation. Interesting
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:21 AM
No.712489838
>>712488792
japanese posters hate sony even more than the rest of the normal world
the japanese nickname for sony fans isn't something cute like 'snoy' they just flat out call them cockroaches
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:01 AM
No.712489874
>>712490090
>>712488602
Thread 11 is literally what happened here
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:14 AM
No.712489893
>>712489609
Well they may have either copy the Switch 1:1 or do what MS did and have someone else make it for them cause Sony can't make a handheld without fucking it up somehow, Vita they went dumb with those memory cards and dropped support for it so hard in the West and Portal well what did they do right would be easier to point out.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:19 AM
No.712489896
>>712489969
>>712488723
It's so crazy how perfectly this describes Eric. Just shouting what he thinks people don't want to hear
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:39 AM
No.712489921
>>712487165
How can a company be so based?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:51 AM
No.712489943
>>712489653
It's WILD when you see fans of the garbage amazing spiderman movies acting just like ps5 fanboys, or screenshots of photography forums from the 90s with what can only be described as snoys shit talking every other brand of camera without giving a single point in favor of sony cameras.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:33:09 AM
No.712489969
>>712490401
>>712490520
>>712489896
This is him more or less.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:33:36 AM
No.712490000
>>712490087
>>712490107
>>712489462
>>712489480
beast of reincarnation has no voice acting which is gonna turn off a lot of people too
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:33:47 AM
No.712490009
>>712488251
>Stay up until 2:30 to get a preorder on a work night
>My local Walmart had 2 in stock at 7:00 PM on launch day
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:34:00 AM
No.712490025
>>712491359
>>712489609
A new Sony handheld would have to be EXTREMELY fucking weeb and laidback to stand a chance and even then I doubt it'll make a dent in the Japanese market.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:34:32 AM
No.712490057
>>712487284
>innovative game in history
>steals from nier and dark souls
>which are jap games
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:35:03 AM
No.712490087
>>712490000
>no voice acting
Yeah, that basically killed Genshin for the English speaking playerbase
>Haha dub!
The whole argument for Genshin is that it's popular with normies, and normies lost interest without voice overs.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:35:04 AM
No.712490090
>>712490346
>>712489874
Playstation ojisan did everything he could but failed miserably
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:35:16 AM
No.712490107
>>712490357
I really have to wonder why Game Freak keeps trying to make third party shit when every single one flops so massively. What's their end goal with this shit?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:14 AM
No.712490167
>>712490539
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:18 AM
No.712490173
>>712489445
>Gamefreak making games on a non-nintendo platform means we're getting pokemon on xbox
I knew anti-tendies were stupid but I didn't know they were that fucking retarded
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:36:57 AM
No.712490226
>>712490109
It's a new developer training program, unironically.
>>712490109
The last time they were passionate for Pokemon was B/W and B2/W2. They started to lose it with the 3Ds and stopped caring for good with the Switch. They don't want to give up their part of the IP because they know giving up a huge IP like Pokemon is suicide, but at the same time they're begrudgingly working on it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:37:42 AM
No.712490273
>>712490109
they are just desperate to stop being seen as just "those retards that make pokemon"
sadly they're retarded so they can't make anything decent
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:38:29 AM
No.712490337
>>712490508
>>712489459
>how the fuck did these hacks luck into pokemon
GB development was straightforward compared to modern 3D games so they didn't need much technical skill other than a few assembly programmers. (And they still bugged up their code badly)
Also they were heavily tard-wrangled by Miyamoto and Nintendo back in the day and developing the first pokemon games took years just in polishing.
>>712489462
>>712489480
Jokes aside I wonder why Gamefreak doesn't lean into their relationship with Nintendo for publishing. They probably don't want to be tard-wrangled anymore but it's clear to everyone they would benefit to it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:38:30 AM
No.712490338
>>712490508
>>712490538
>>712490109
If you look at statements made by former gamefreak employees (just as an aside, on the japanese equivalent to glassdoor, they have some of the worst ratings out of any game developer, making konami during their worst days look like a beloved employer), basically every single one of them says that the company is deeply insecure about being known for pokemon, but on some level is aware that they can't make any money without attaching the name pokemon to their projects.
>>712490090
i've been reading 5ch's γ²γ board everyday for 17 years now and i'm still getting amazed at the many similarities between their sony fanboys and ours
what could be causing this? the common point is obviously the playstation brand, but there has to be something that triggers or attracts the mentally ill.
>>712490107
>Senior Director of Game Freak Shigeru Ohmori revealed details about the companyβs upcoming game βBeast Of Reincarnationβ to Famitsu:
>βOur biggest goal is immersion. This is why thereβll be no voice acting in this title as we want players to imagine the voices of the characters.β
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:39:25 AM
No.712490394
>>712490268
Eh, I mean, you can see that they've been trying again from Arceus on. I mean, as much as people give SV shit the animations in the game are way fucking better than SS and it ended up having more pokemon in it than any other pokemon game to date.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:39:32 AM
No.712490401
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:39:36 AM
No.712490410
>>712490751
>>712490268
they know because if nintendo ever had the chance to take away their part of the pokemon IP they would do so in a heartbeat and let a competent dev team work on the games and instantly upstage the past decade of gamefreak's work
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:39:40 AM
No.712490423
>>712490357
jesus fucking christ Gamefreak is retarded
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:40:09 AM
No.712490457
>>712490753
>>712490357
>>βOur biggest goal is immersion. This is why thereβll be no voice acting in this title as we want players to imagine the voices of the characters.β
This is the same response they gave for why Pokemon Sword/Shield has no voice acting.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:40:49 AM
No.712490508
>>712490109
>>712490268
>>712490337
>>712490338
feels like ownership is really cheap too, they're unwilling to scale up
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:40:59 AM
No.712490520
>>712489969
that's acfag (he didn't even play ac6, we really should find another moniker for him)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:41:09 AM
No.712490538
>>712490338
>deeply insecure about ebing known for creating the most sucessful media product in the history of humanity
?????????????????
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:41:11 AM
No.712490539
>>712490167
Thanks, I hate that snoy shitposter so damn much. I want him to lose it every time he sees one of these happy bundles of joy.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:41:42 AM
No.712490568
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:42:35 AM
No.712490629
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:43:29 AM
No.712490707
>>712490565
Absolutely seething
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:04 AM
No.712490748
>>712491178
>>712490346
The simple explanation is that sony themselves are staffed by people like that. When sony's spiderman movies were failing miserably and marvel first approached them for a deal to lease the character back to marvel without causing sony's movie rights to lapse, Amy Pascal poured coffee in the guy's lap and then literally bragged about doing so, seeing it as some sort of #girlboss moment worthy of praise. The japanese term for snoy has its roots in the fact that so many pro-sony posts came from actual sony employees. Their fans have always been like this because the company has always been like this.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:07 AM
No.712490751
>>712490410
This wasn't all their 3D games up till X/Y done by Nintendo EAD? If Nintendo got any of their teams to work on a mainline Pokemon game it'd embarrass gamefreak.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:09 AM
No.712490753
>>712491459
>>712490457
To be fair, who wants voice acting in Pokemon? It's not the kind of cinematic story that needs it. The same can't be said of beast of reincarnation though.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:11 AM
No.712490754
>sharty thread
no thanks
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:15 AM
No.712490758
>>712490834
>>712490901
>>712490268
The problem was starting with XY Nintendo gave Nintendo a 2D timeline and expected a 3D product. Cuts had to be made. And once Nintendo saw they could get away it, that expectation became the norm. There is a timeline where XY tanked and Gen VII was a return to form made by an inspired team.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:17 AM
No.712490763
>>712490565
>asshurt snoy made a thread to post his scat and piss fetishes
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:21 AM
No.712490771
>>712490565
Is that your fetish or something?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:28 AM
No.712490780
>>712490892
>>712491886
>>712490346
Yeah snoys have a huge victim complex, although they really tone it down here imo this last few years
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:37 AM
No.712490791
>>712490565
please refrain from posting your diaper fetish
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:58 AM
No.712490815
>>712490565
>snoy is a pedotranny, a scatfag and a pissfag
Not even surprised
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:45:11 AM
No.712490834
>>712490758
Nintendo is extremely hands off with gamefreak, and that's the problem
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:45:42 AM
No.712490892
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:45:49 AM
No.712490901
>>712490758
Nintendo doesn't tell them anything, they're third party developers. They're as hands off with them as they are the others.
In other words it's only GF imposing these absurd deadlines.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:46:32 AM
No.712490957
>>712491202
>>712485631
>Knack
>Second place
>100% attach rate
Wtf?
>Mario 64
>101.36% attach rate
WTF?!?!?!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:47:20 AM
No.712491016
Mario won
Zelda won
Pokemon won
Harman Smith won
Barry won
Yamauchi won
Aonuma won
Miyamoto won
Touhou won
Kiwi Farms won
Mion won
Emio won
Rise won
Alarmo won
Trump won
Switch won
Switch 2 won
Billy Mitchel won
Darren won
Concord lost
Astro bot lost
Pal world lost
Wilds lost
Sony lost
Microsoft lost
Square Enix lost
Steam deck lost
Yuzu lost
Ryujinx lost
Keffals lost
Patrick Tomlinson lost
Mike Matei lost
Spotify lost
Kamala lost
ACfag lost
Karl Jobst lost
Eric lost
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:48:59 AM
No.712491159
>>712491348
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:49:08 AM
No.712491178
>>712490748
>many pro-sony posts came from actual sony employees
True, but I've always thought that GKs were more akin to shills fucking up than employees shitposting on the job
Sony is well known for engaging in stealth/viral marketing so that's what I thought it was.
Pic related, Sony really is the cancer that killed the game industry.
'member "all I want for Christmas is a PSP"?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:49:20 AM
No.712491191
>>712482157
>we've got a honest to God schizo and not just an anti-japan glownigger.
No shit, he's been at this for at least 10 fucking years. He's a proper schitzocow who just hates Nintendo for not getting out of Sony's way.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:49:24 AM
No.712491202
>>712490957
I owned Mario 64 about two months before I owned a Nintendo 64. The "secret" that I was getting an N64 that year for Christmas got spoiled early so my mom actually bought me Mario 64 early and let me open the box to read the manual and shit.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:50:48 AM
No.712491314
>>712490346
the right half of the image literally happened in walmart threads
snoys attacked walmart, coke fans, and pringles fans in order to insult tendies who bought switch 2
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:51:13 AM
No.712491348
>>712491895
>>712491159
Come on man, at least use the one with the Switch logo
I can tell it rubs some people the wrong way
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:51:19 AM
No.712491359
>>712490025
It'd just come down to buying platform exclusivity and keeping games like Monster Hunter off Nintendo hardware(but allow it on PC). If Nintendo demands true timed exclusivity like with Rise, third party publishers might actually go for Sony in that scenario.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:51:34 AM
No.712491375
>>712490357
>Same bullshit excuse for pokΓ©mon
Incredible lmao, they just want to be cheap fucks and not pay for a company to voice act for them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:52:20 AM
No.712491442
>>712475906
Imagine not paying attention to current events and noticing SF6 broke 5 Million
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:52:38 AM
No.712491459
>>712490753
Bro even mobile pokemon games have full voice acting. They do because game freak doesn't make them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:52:49 AM
No.712491468
>>712490357
We are really never getting a PokΓ©mon game with voice acting until all of these higher ups die huh
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:53:17 AM
No.712491506
>>712487924
>>712487808
>>712487737
Can I get a....uhhhh...Lounging Bowser in a metal throne?
Or E. Gadd?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:54:23 AM
No.712491592
>>712490346
I feel some of the schizos veered towards being open parodies such as openly being a ubishill and defending Lockley's revisionist fanfiction.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:54:44 AM
No.712491617
>>712491830
>>712488251
I didn't say there's no demand. I just mean that the launch sales only prove Nintendo provided a bigger stock. So there is demand. But I also noticed how slow it was to sell out. You could pretty easily get one if you went to any retailer in the morning of. I wonder if that demand is lasting. Yes there's no scarcity like Xbox Series X and PS5. I just think it's interesting that anecdotally, people at least ones I talked to who don't really play games but have Switch don't seem to care about it. And I've talked to people who did buy Switch 2 who also know people who bought Switch also aren't interested. I don't think Nintendo can get lucky like corona again. They have to actually convince their consumer base to buy a new one and I don't think they've done that.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:55:07 AM
No.712491648
>scat thread got deleted
lol
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:55:35 AM
No.712491680
>>712490357
Voice acting can't cost that much
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:56:07 AM
No.712491725
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:56:09 AM
No.712491726
>>712490565
>raped to death
Kekooooo
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:56:33 AM
No.712491756
>>712490565
>deleted
uh oh
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:57:32 AM
No.712491830
>>712492590
>>712491617
The Switch was selling well before covid and it continued to sell well after the pandemic was over. Why do you guys keep sayin' that shit? It was selling better than the PS5 last fucking week lmao.
Also lol for responding when the thread is about to die.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:58:19 AM
No.712491886
>>712490780
Even worse, they're like conservatives because they not only have a huge victim complex (Everyone is out to get them and they need to blame everyone else for the problems they create.) but have a huge superiority complex (it's their mandate to be lead and if someone else is ahead, it's because of corrupt acts.)
That fully explains why they're shitting up /v/ 24/7 even during the few times they have a 'win', they aren't happy with what they have, they only find happiness in making other people miserable.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:58:27 AM
No.712491895
>>712492094
>>712491348
Anon, the switch logo threads are MADE by anti-tendies because they want to go
>LOOK SEE THEY'RE DOING WHAT THE SONYFAGS DID! THEY'RE JUST AS BAD!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:59:22 AM
No.712491956
>>712490565
other ones are archived, don't forget that.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:01:18 AM
No.712492094
>>712491895
Honestly I like the ones with the smug girl from the love live anime. Seems to make the anons suffering from NDS syndrome go fucking haywire.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:07:59 AM
No.712492590
>>712493252
>>712491830
I didn't say it's a flop retard. I don't even wish for Nintendo to fail. It's just they aren't automatically getting everyone who bought a Switch.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:09:06 AM
No.712492683
>>712487550
Actually longer since there was the thread with fake numbers made last night.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:14:23 AM
No.712493085
>>712488309
>>712487478
Paper mario the thousand year door :^)
don't worry , the cacophony will save you.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:15:39 AM
No.712493196
>>712488602
>general thread for my 5th grade niece
The fuck are these nips doing?!
Otherwise based list of threads
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:16:28 AM
No.712493252
>>712492590
Neither did I lol, wtf are you on dude