Thread 712478291

games with this feeling?

>>712478291 (OP)
Anyone got the worms edit?

I can't bring myself to make fun of such an agonizing death

>>712478291 (OP)
the forest 1

Is this the advertisement thread?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3004390/The_Cave_Diver/

>>712478291 (OP)
Iron Lung, maybe Mouthwashing.
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
In general the essence to capture is the inevitability of death mixed with a sense of doom and misery.

>>712478383
Eh, he got off relatively light. He died in under a day. Some people who get trapped in tight caves don't die from injuries or blood pouring to their head. Instead they die very slowly from exposure and dehydration for possibly well over a week. One dude in Kentucky spent like 12 or more days stuck in a pitch black cave before succumbing.

>>712478291 (OP)
They couldn't chisel around him??

>>712478667
for some reason I remembered his death taking like 2-3 days

>>712478291 (OP)
Minecraft

saw a trailer for VR spelunking game a while back, that's all about crawling through super tight caverns. can't recall the name though. it looked interesting but iirc was locked to the meta store so rip that game.

>>712478291 (OP)
What is supposed to be the upside of this hobby?
>Yay! I squeezed my way to the bottom of the hole!
>???

>>712478918
Could have caused it to cave in and crush him

>>712479213
no previous autosaves to load?

>games that make you feel a slow painful death
the last of us
god of war 2018
stellar blade
elden ring
expedition 33
doom the dark ages
all final fantasy

>>712479328
You didnt beat the game unless you played on Ironman difficulty.

>>712478383
He chose to go down there. I wouldn't have done that, nor would you.

this is howw i felt playing the fade in dragon age. absolute shit portion of the game

>>712478646
DOOR STUCKERS
GENUINE DICK SUCKERS

WHO THE FUCK JUST CRAWLS THROUGH CRACKS IN THE EARTH LIKE THIS?

>>712478352
seconding this

>>712478291 (OP)
>have a wife and children
>still do this stupid caving shit and end up killing yourself
Darwin award?

Saddam Hussein Simulator

>>712478291 (OP)
Any game where you can accidentally jump in between two objects and your character gets stuck in the permanent falling state

>>712479094
Upside?

>>712478291 (OP)
>found match
>teammate: "mid or feed"
>1+ hour match
glad i escaped the MOBA hell

>>712478291 (OP)
Final mission of Halo: Reach.

>>712479213
>>712479328
Final Fantasy Tactics can softlock you if you only have one save and don't build well.

>>712479947
>>have a wife and children
that must be the main reason for doing this bullshit, i know some dudes that come from far way to the bjj gym just to escape their families instead of going for a near gym or do some other activity near home.

>>712480438
Those gems would cut his flesh

>>712479947
If someone has children, objectively they can't qualify for a Darwin Award because they've already passed on their stupid, suicidal caving genes.

>>712478291 (OP)
do this

Any survival crafting game where you can softlock yourself.
Also, lol. Darwin Awards material right there. Good thing his bloodline didn't continue.

what was he digging for?

>>712481759
what the fuck even happened to cutaway books? I feel like absolutely 0 artists or companies make them anymore when they where massive in the 90s and 2000s. I was thinking of buying some for my sisters kids but can only find those things second hand

>>712481759
kek

>>712482182
>80 bpm
I wish

>>712482050
They do it for fun and free now.
tSaddam Hussen is not in this picture, I promise

>>712481637
he was trying to find the nutty putty.

>>712478291 (OP)
Final fantasy xiii

>>712478383
he had a wife and kid. stupid retard decided to still do a dangerous activity in a section he didn't recognize
dumbass deserved it

>>712478291 (OP)
why didnt they just dig him out?

>>712484681
That's nuts

>>712479198
oh not like he was going to die anyway. people are so retarded.

Did they not think to try some good ol' WD-40?

>>712485518
If you haven't eaten breakfast this morning, you could imagine that he was stuck between a rock and a hard place, breaking loose those would inevitably kill the man.

>>712485518
If they had more time they probably could have found a way but his heart stopped working because you aren't supposed to be upside down that long.

>>712479853
Man-Worms

>>712480572
>game straight up told you to use multiple saves
they fucking knew people would get cockblocked by that 1v1 fight

>>712478383
Making him into a joke is unironically a good thing that will hopefully mean future retards will hesitate before doing similar.

>>712485607
You realize it would have put the people doing the digging in danger, right?

>>712478291 (OP)
couldn't they save him from this side since they could see him this way

>>712480438
>tfw 30 and won't see TES7 in my lifetime from AI Todd

>>712479328
>all previous autosaves are bugged and only load the latest one, last manual save was 2 hours ago
Fuck Oblivion and New Vegas too. I hope anyone involved in those games dies a slow and painful death especially that that talentless fucking hack Yuri Lowenthal.

>>712489492
You lived to see AI Todd telling you the truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YMg4ehhCgU

>>712483127
found it

>>712489492
Brother, you wont even see 6

>>712489028
Well, youtube was already on that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC1AzL6qS58

>>712480291
Bloodborne

>>712480291
pretty sure that happened to my buddy eric in boderlands once

>>712478291 (OP)
Infra

Why is there a thread about this 24/7? Ok, I know why, but can't you find a different event to fixate on? It's like we gaan guy or the Bjork stalker. Get some new material man

>>712490209
WE GAAN
THERE'S NO NEED TO SLOW DOWN, I SAID
WE GAAN
LETS GET THIS PLANE OFF THE GROUND
WE GAAN
PAN AM CAN JUST GO AROUND
THERE'S NO NEED! TO! WAIT FOR CLEARANCE

>>712478291 (OP)
Any modern AAA title with multiplayer

>>712478291 (OP)
mOba when you're losing
You become a hostage to the game, you can't win with the retards on your team, but also can't leave or you get punished.
You're forced to stay playing like a good cuck

>>712490209
Those are the best threads, no ragebait, no steamcharts, no twitter/reddit screencap, just knowledge and funny memes to learn.

>>712490379
100% GAAN

>>712490506
I.E. 4chan when it was good.

A lot of people live under the assumption since they haven't faced danger yet they can't in the future.

>>712482182
>worm simulator

>>712478291 (OP)
deep rock galactic
you can dig yourself into a one person wide hole with just your pickaxe

>>712478291 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/live/oB7BydvYvIQ?si=7extMhiKckLTOXDB

>>712478383
I used to feel the same way you do but then I started hearing more about retarded caving deaths and now I'm like, damn you gotta be a grade A fucking retard to go caving. He deserves to be mocked, he left his wife and kid behind for such a dumbass thing.

>>712481431
>holding a mouse

>>712481759
We had one rule and that rule is to...
talk about videogames
Oh how the mighty have fallen

>>712495049
There is a gamer room right there in the pic
Anyway, WW3 just started, stop worrying.

IIRC Dusk Episode 3 has you going down some very claustrophic holes and tunnels

>>712478291 (OP)
More like 'bust a nutty' putty cave.

>>712495129
It's been always happing. Since the world's been turning the end has begin.
Have a video shot of my screen

>>712479094
>if I discover a cave i'll become famous!
lol, lmao

>>712495049
>We had one rule
shut up nerd

>>712478291 (OP)
>protagonist slowly suffocates as his lungs fill with fluid
RDR2

>>712481759
No Viet Cong tunnels? 4/10.

>>712501096
The pit trap can be considered part of it.

>>712478291 (OP)
Why'd they entomb him there? 1. it's selfish as fuck because now nobody else can enjoy and explore the cave, not every diver is the type to go farther than they should and get stuck and cause problems, and 2. it's kinda fucked up leaving him where he suffered and died. I get it would've been too hard to get the body out then immediately following it but he's probably a skeleton now and it'd be much easier to drag him out now

>>712488943
haha can that level be downloaded somewhere?

>>712501645
>not every diver is the type to go farther than they should and get stuck and cause problems
Somebody post it

>>712478291 (OP)
One of the most unfunniest ''''memes'''' in recent years.

Honestly? Nightreign. Whole game feels like I'm stuck in Nutty Putty cave.

>>712478383
He was mormon

It's funny that people here say
>Dude why did he go dangerous cave diving when he had a family? Should have just played video games!
The reason he had a wife and kid in the first place was BECAUSE he was a caver and not a gamer.

>>712478383
We laugh to make the pain go away.

>>712478383
You don't have to participate in making fun of it if you don't want to, that doesn't mean you can't point out how stupid and retarded it is. If nothing else to dissuade others who think this type of thing is cool

>>712490209
QRD on the Bjork stalker?

>>712507165
Why do women and children hide from us in the caves?

>>712507165
Dude was 6ft tall, the wife remarried within a year. Caving was probably not the part his wife liked about him.

>>712478291 (OP)
WoW classic anniversary, specifically being in av jail

>>712478291 (OP)
SOMA perhaps

>>712478291 (OP)
The upside is that by now the guy's body has most likely been rat food and/or has withered and collapsed under its own weight into the bottom of this vertical recess.

>>712509645
>SOMA
can confirm

I hate this kind of death so much. I'd sooner burn to death or get shot through the head. This kind of agonizing claustrophobia makes my palms sweat just imagining it. What a horrible way to die.

>>712479853
wypipo

>>712489028
I don't think making people think twice about dangerous activities because people might make fun of them for it is a good replacement for the actual self preservation instinct.

>>712478291 (OP)
was it possible to save him?

>>712479094
Many tourist caves were discovered randomly by some dude, you could make big bucks if you find the next crystalline caverns.
But for most it's some retarded thrill, they should instead enjoy the industriousness of making caves passable

>>712480291
I forgot the last game this happened to me in but the most vivid memory of it was postal 2 and needing to unstuck a shitload trying to platform places.

only thing worse than caving is underwater caving
>durr im gonna go in this dark hole with maybe 30 minutes of oxygen!
>oh hey an air pocket of stagnant air
>breathe get knocked out
>die

>>712478383
What about this death?

>>712508963
He would have been a big lolcow if the internet were like it was today back then
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_L%C3%B3pez_(stalker)

>>712481617
He had fifteen kids.

>>712494417
Going outside is what people did before vidya. They did IRL dungeon crawling.

>>712478291 (OP)
This kino just premiered, /v/.
Titan: The OceanGate Disaster is a documentary/movie about our favorite Logitech gamer sponsors.

>>712478291 (OP)
this fucking ass game when the wind is directly against you towards your destination, so you start tacking and then a storm blows in.

>>712513569
I do hope he had a brief moment to reflect on how much he fucked up before decompression turned him to red mist.

>>712478383
If it makes you feel any better, the guy's body is still there and was never extracted.

I honestly would never be able to live with that if he were my kid. I would hire a company to excavate a hole and recover his body... but I guess his family doesn't care that much.

>>712480329
>softlocked in spawn
FUUUUUCK

I look like this >>712494663
and do this >>712481431

>>712501524
Based Lemmings enjoyer

>>712481759
>the cuck triangular room
kek

>>712478291 (OP)
tekken 8

>>712483127
>>712489823
Is Saddam in the "summer exhalation" image?

>>712478383
Not the death itself, but you can make fun of him for getting a really stupid Darwin Award. If a guy was slowly cooked to death by a live wire, I wouldn't make fun of that, but I would call him a fucking retard for touching a live wire and make a meme out of it.

>>712513761
The main guy was already desensitized by being in it so many times. Any one of those fibers snapping could have been an implosion and the inside of the sub sounded like a bag of jiffy pop.

>>712502212
You can upload images to turn them into levels in armageddon iirc

Fallout.If you nuke that poorfag town from the start, you can't do shit else.

>>712478852
>bike cuck nutty putty edition
kek

>>712478383
Do not laugh at this: Nutty Putty Cave Incident

>>712513569
is that worth watching when I already know a lot about oceangate? I watched vlogs from people that went on the sub and the disaster hearings

>>712478918
I was thinking just explode the whole cave system from the outside, dig out the guy from rubble
maybe he survives
maybe hets gets crushed or exploded
better maybes than the guranteed death via upsidedownsies penis nipples or whatever bullshit biological reason he croaked

>>712514512
It was a national tragedy you know

>>712514537
I skimmed the movie and no, it isn't worth it in my opinion. It's just some short interviews jammed together with some extra info inbetween and some ocean takes, that means they filmed the ocean on a boat and put that in the film.

>>712511402
Why did he do it, bros?

Bethesdaslop when you go jumping around on terrain they don't expect you to

>>712482050
Look up Stephen Biesty on Amazon. They covers just look different (soulless). They're all between 10-20 bucks.

>>712514678
faustian spirit or some shit

>>712511402
>Takeshi, or the Japanese Icarus: A Novel

>>712514424
still bizzare they managed to get away with three towns in the whole game and then just threw their hands up and called it done
if i was in charge of a fallout game, things would be a lot better, which is pathetic considering i suffered a car collision at an early age that left me with the inability to pronounce L noises and the occasional involuntary head whipping

>>712494417
Dad and I did a little spelunking but nothing too risky. Nothing too risky, Scrambling around in caves was great fun. Most of the stuff we checked out were the lava tubes in the El Malpais badlands. There were some tubes creativity named "Big Tubes". Maybe part of thr "4 windows" network. Big Tubes had a part you could squeeze through that wasn't too risky. Dad wanted to try it but I wouldn't let him. I was like 12 at the time.
>Get to the fork where you can walk through one way, the other had the shimmy tube
>I crouch down and look into it
>Nope. Would have to get on my belly and scoot. Not doing it.
>Dad says he's going for it
>"What no Dad don't."
>Its fine. Relax.
>"Don't do it, Dad"
>He hands me the tripod and camera bag and tells me to go around and meet him on the other side
>He stoops down
>May just be a pussy, but get the BAD VIBE
>Overwhelming anxiety
>Grab the back of dad's collar while he's crouched and basically yank him down so he falls on his ass
>His hardhat and light go tumbling
>Say "What do I do if you get stuck?"
>I won't, its fine.
>"Okay. But if you get stuck what do I do? Try to get a cellphone signal? Hike the 4 miles back through the badlands to the car and wait? Drive the jeep out and go get help? Give me the keys."
>I'm not going to get stuck
>"Cool. Give me the keys."
>He goes through his pockets and slams them in my hand
>Tries to get the headlamp back on his hardhat
>He sits there and stares at the tube for like 30 seconds.
>Hefts himself back up, snatches the tripod, and goes down the other tube all grumpy and mumbling.
Probably nothing. I'm sure he would have been fine. I ruined that bit of the adventure.
I have never been more utterly terrified in my entire life then when he stooped down to go through that tube and I'd ruin the fun again if I got the cjance again.
10/10 past that. Would spelunk again.

>>712478383
I can.
We used to do it all the time, even had a funny awards category called the Darwin Awards.
Actually I looked it up, it's still ongoing.
https://darwinawards.com/

Cave explorers are amongst the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. Literally more retarded than jeets.

>>712483127
Still waiting on a Deep Rock Galactic biome in this style.

>>712478291 (OP)
This is what QPU Misalignment looks like.

>>712478291 (OP)
Any MOBA/hero shooter with Engagement Oriented MatchMaking

The death itself isn’t funny but the people who go into places you can’t get into without ducking your breath in are Genuiely retarded. OP guy had a wife and kids and still did it too

>>712501645
You want someone to shimmy down that hole again and get the remains out? How? There's not much room down there to work which is kind of the main problem. Tape like six coat hangers together and hook the bones out one by one?

>>712514929
Cool memory, anon. Thanks for sharing

Only people I really feel bad for are the people who die trying to save the retards who don’t know what they are doing/are going to far and people who Genuiely knew what they were doing and get stuck in something like a flash flood which causes them to get lost

>>712513761
Naw. By the time the sub would have made any noise to indicate a problem you wouldn't even have enough time to blink before all 5 of them and half the sub were crammed in the end cap. Lightening quick death.

>>712478291 (OP)
>enter cave diver restroom
>go to hole
>someone else enters
>he is crawling to reach for the furthest and hardest-to-access hole
>it is mine, this hole was made for me yet he tries to take it from so he enters
wwyd in this situation?

>>712478383
Honestly, threads like this I feel are ultimately beneficial to society. There’s a lot of stupid ways to die that the majority of people just can’t even begin to imagine. Joking about gruesome deaths is a good way to keep people on their toes about it. If we just went “hey, man, remember that dude that died? yeah, that kinda sucked huh?” nobody would care and nobody would learn. But because we’re approaching this case from a comedic angle, the people just finding out about it lower their guard and are more open to understanding what exactly happened and (hopefully) how not to end up in the same situation themselves. For example, I can’t handle rekt/gore threads because I’m just too queasy when it comes to the human body. But I can go through the “Take a bump” threads on /pw/ just fine since the threads embody a humorous and ironic tone based on /pw/‘s “board culture”. I’ve seen so much stupid shit people have done to their bodies and learned a thing or two from them. Another example is Final Destination, did you notice that you stopped tailgating semitrailers after watching that one scene on the highway with the cop drinking coffee?

>>712514929
You made the right choice.

>>712514101
It’s not that they don’t care, it’s just that it’s simply too much hassle to get him out. It’s not like just outside that small tunnel is a giant cave where you can stretch all the way and not hit the ceiling. You’d risk getting other people killed trying to get him out of there and then, bam, now you have two dead bodies down there.

>>712511402
qrd?

>>712514101
Imagine dying and your final resting spot is named nutty putty cave

>>712514101
There was a documentary about the Nutty Putty guy and the final screen said that his wife remarried within like 6 months lmao.

>>712514101
>I would hire a company to excavate a hole and recover his body... but I guess his family doesn't care that much.
I don't think you understand just how much something like that would cost and how difficult the whole endeavor would be. It would be cheaper to build a building to heaven so you can just walk up it to get him back.

They didn't just leave him there because 'eh, fuck it'. They left them there because there really isn't any other option. Even throwing money at it probably wouldn't get you nearly as far as you'd think.

>>712478291 (OP)
cant he just turn 360 and then they can pull him out

>>712480026
Geg

>>712516182
Idea: Pour gasoline down hole. Start fire. Wait around and play some Soul Calibur for a couple days then use a big vacuum tube to get the ashes. Congrats, you got the body back and a cheap funeral.

>>712482278
DUSTDALLOW DARSH

>>712488943
Why didn’t they just use the Blowtorch?
The worms, I mean.

>>712516246
Gasoline doesn't melt bones.
Although more seriously gasoline needs oxygen to burn. It'll snuff itself almost immediately. Even if you managed to get the fire fed with enough oxygen you've still got all the gas byproducts. You'll make the air in the cave toxic.

Although points for creativity. It's probably one of the more interesting ideas I've seen when it comes to extracting bodies from caves.

>>712478291 (OP)
lethal company

>>712514929
>ruining your dad's chance to get a hidden treasure
bad son.

>>712479094
This fucking screenshot made me burst out laughing

>>712511402
Being a cute girls toilet is unironically heaven so this is giga based.

>>712478291 (OP)
Mario Kart Super Circuit

>>712516182
>I don't think you understand just how much something like that would cost
Certainly 50K upwards. Getting a permit would also be a hassle.

Still totally worth it to give your kid/husband/brother a proper burial.

>>712513761
>>712514371
>>712515417
rest easy knowing they were very much aware that they're going to die when they dropped the ballasts :)

>>712516680
Yeah. Way fucking more than that. 50k would probably be enough to get people out to the site to look around and go 'Nope, can't do it. Sorry. Not even going to bother taking core samples.'

>>712516595
I was going to look up a map for the cave and I tripped over this. Wild. You didn't need a permit when we went down. I mean sure that was like 20 years ago but still.
Lots of people die out in those badlands. Like not even in the caves, just in the terrain. Probably a good idea to have people with at least a little training in the area and lava tubes.

>>712480291
This happened to me pretty recently actually, and in Atelier Yumia no less. Yumia slipped down into a hole in between three rocks and she just stayed suspended in her falling animation while I tried to shift her out of her until the game sort of detected I got stuck and just suddenly spawned me somewhere else. Dunno if that was some sort of programmed safety mechanism but if it was then that was based of the devs

>>712516680
>we spent thousands, likely hundreds of thousands of dollars, manpower, time, and goodwill to yoink this dude out of the ground. Just to chisel his body out of the concrete we filled the hole with and put him in a wooden box also in the ground at a different location.

>>712510913
making fun of people for hurting themselves doing stupid shit is how humans as a social animal teach each other not to do stupid shit

>>712516895
That's a good point.
Just get a coffin, break it into pieces and shove it down the hole and you just buried him in the sort of place he loved the most.

>>712514270
I'm just like harry potter living under the stairs!

>>712516794
Dude is only 30m underground and you're acting like it is 300m.

>>712516680
The concept of burying varies. He's tucked under ground and the entrance is sealed, I think that counts.

Though I do have this fear that when you die, your consciousness is still trapped in your body and you're forced to exist and feel even after you die. So laying there deep underground with your head filled with blood would be the worst way to exist for centuries or millenniums. Do any corpse eating maggots even reach there or is the corpse just going to mummify?

I want to be cremated because of this fear.

>>712516895
>Sending two guys down a hole to build a pulley system costs hundreds of thousands of dollars
LOL

The couldn't drill a hole to save him, because that would take time. They could definitely drill a hole to excavate his body though.

>>712516980
And digging is fucking expensive.

>>712478291 (OP)
Fear & Hunger

I laugh at crazy car accidents and deers getting hit so I have no room to question morality, but I will say that Nutty Putty is fucking hilarious

>>712515923
Naoyuki Kano
dude squeezed into the septic tank of a school to peek at manko from the toilet but got stuck and died of hypothermia. The teacher saw his shoe and found the rest of him.

>>712489809
Didn't know that channel, thanks.
How did Crowbcat ignore this game?

>>712490209
Its the /v/ version of the "Chris Watts" threads

>>712478291 (OP)
Caving in Ark: Survival Evolved, basically.

>>712516980
A quick google says hes 100ish feet deep. So if I remember my trig right, you'd have to dig a pit that's about 300 feet wide. Or, you know, the size of a football field. That'll give you the 30 degree slopes that will keep dirt from slumping into the hole. Plus there is a lot of rock and.. well.. caves that you'd have to blast through and clear. You can't just rent a back hoe and make your own dynamite. This is a major excavation. You'll need experts to take core samples and determine makeup and stability of the site. You'll have to build roads for the heavy equipment to get out there and find a site to dump all your cuttings. Like the other anon said, 50k might get people out to the site only for them to glance around and say "lol no".

>>712514101
He's already buried. Why do you need to dig him up just to rebury him?

>>712517989
Not to mention conservationists getting up in arms over the whole ordeal. And they'd have a point, no reason to ruin a site just to recover a badly decomposed skeleton of some dumbass who got himself killed entirely of his own accord.

>>712517989
>W-w-what is an auger drill?
They could have also extracted his body, but his family denied.

Watch the documentary.

>>712519340
okay- you've extracted a pile of rotting minced meat and crushed bone. his family will be thrilled

>>712501645
1. You retards never actually even know the full story and just rage post over nothing.
2. How the fuck will you get him out? He got stuck because its so crampt and tiny, you are basically asking for more people to get killed.
Dumbarse.
And To round it out.
The guy was NOT just randomly crawling in caves looking for kino secret tunnels.
He was in a very commonly travelled tourist tunneling section. Hundreds of people crawl though Nutty Putty cave a year no issues.
He just accidently went down a wrong path, didn't realize it and continued on through increasingly narrow tunnels thinking it was fine.

>>712511402
on one hand..rather not know...on the other....morbid curiousity.

>>712479576
It's jaring how trash it is in comparison to the rest of the game

>>712511402
He was a pervert and deserved to be mocked.

games with this feeling?

FUCK DIGGERS

They could have gotten our boy out

>>712514929
Based son.

>>712517567
Lole.

>>712484939
well deserved end for this retarded breeder desu

>>712478520
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>>712521492
I am compelled to not click on this

>>712479083
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>>712519340
And then what? Cool. You got a foot wide hole down to him with your cool hamd powered rock ripping auger that sealed the sides of the hole so it won't collapse in on itself. Going to yell at the bones to come out? Going to tape like a hundred coat hangers together and hook the bones out of this blind hole one by one?

>>712521540
It's 100% CP, you don't even need to click it to know.

>>712521549
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Someone tell me what it is

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>>712478291 (OP)
What possess a creature to do this shit?
>it's a white man th-
NO it's fucking not.
It's god damn retarded.
What deranged fucktard thinks it's a good idea to crawl headfirst into a tiny hole in the ground?
His body should extracted and studied for SCIENCE.

>>712521778
>>712521676
>>712521540
Stellar Blade nude mod 5 seconds gameplay, no kidding.

>>712521778
stellarblade

>>712521845
>>712521859
You're right, I don't get why he's autistically spamming the link then

>>712510913
It's better than nothing. What is it with retards like you and the "either go perfect or wallow in your own shit" attitude? Social pressuring is a perfectly valid mechanism.

>>712514992
BLOOD AND BONE!

>>712514951
That just means you are a disrespectful person who lacks morals. Normal people don't feel comfortable mocking the dead.

Outta my way, Pan Am fucking shits

>>712478291 (OP)
>THIS NIGGA DIED IN NUTTY PUTTY CAVE

>>712522109
Because it's a bad selection method, you're literally saying "we should select for people who worry about what others are think" instead of "we should select for people who don't get into these situations"

I suppose it doesn't apply to the nutty putty guy since he passed on his genes before winning the darwin award.

>>712522475
>you're literally saying "we should select for people who worry about what others are think"
So literally select for any neurotypical person? Sounds good. People with no concern for societal pressure are dysfunctional.

>>712522535
People who are concerned with societal pressure over their own good fucking sense are worse, look around, you're seeing the fruits of it. You do understand that it can go the other way, right? You could be shamed into getting yourself into a nutty putty situation out of sheer peer pressure.

>>712522629
>You could be shamed into getting yourself into a nutty putty situation out of sheer peer pressure.
A society where everyone is pressured indo doing nutty putty will go exctinct. We're still alive and well hundreds of thousands of years later. Clearly, the mechanism works fine.

>>712478291 (OP)
League of Legunds

His bones are pure putty now

>>712478291 (OP)
Soma

>>712509119
Underrated post

>>712511402
he was framed, this was 100% the work of the yakuza

>>712519614
>>712521635
You would obviously drill a hole to the chamber where the idiot killed himself and then extract him.

Damn you jeets are dumb.

>>712478291 (OP)
Reminder that this guy got to breed and pass on his genes and you won't.
This retard is nature's ideal creature worth rewarding, really makes you think.

>>712516782
They heard the implosion back on the ship. Its all on video.

>>712523052
Nature doesn’t care about that
Women are easy to lay even as an uggo I’ve fucked wahmen just by being persistent all night until they give in. They love being chased.
>t convicted rapist

>>712522238
1000 ways to die is an actual tv show

>>712494417
>you gotta be a grade A fucking retard to go caving.
this, mountain climbers look completely sane in my eyes by comparison. At least they can see the sky as they go toppling down or fall asleep on the side

>>712522238
You have to go back

>>712522975
you have literally LITERALLY 0 (zero) real life experience in general
you're either a dumb neet or a fucking child

>>712515181
Posting a toy doesn't make it something impossible or harder than it'd actually be, there's hundreds of different tools that would literally do that easily.
>>712519690
I think you need to reread what was written, half the stuff you're seething about weren't even points in the post. And no one would be in anymore danger than those
>Hundreds of people crawl though Nutty Putty cave a year no issues
Nobody's saying they have to crawl down into the same position as the guy to grab his remains. Use a little critical thinking and imagination.

>>712525807
It isn't worth the risk or effort to extract the idiot's remains.

>>712514537
It's an American tv documentary: extremely bad compared to the well done youtube ones

>>712526805
I figured since it was netflix it wasn't worth watching, despite being very interested in the subject

>>712525807
Okay so lets pretend we got our hands one of those that was like 15 feet long and wasn't an absolute nightmare to operate at that length. You want someone to shimmy down the hole that he barely fits through don't slip, we all know what happened to the last guy that slipped shove the grabber around a corner down into a blind hole that's six feet deep, just feel around with the grabber, and pick the bones of this guy out one by one? Like snatch up an arm bone and shimmy back out, hand it to the other guy that's there, then go back in for another bone in the blind hole? Do we have to get all the bones? How many bones are good enough? Do you think you can haul a set of ribs and spine out? Also I'm pretty sure there's still ligaments holding parts together. I mean I dont know how long it takes those to turn to dust so the skeleton will fall apart so you can go bone by bone. I dont think the bolt retriever from amazon is going to help us out here.

>>712514371
iirc it was reported that they were without power for some time before the estimated implosion. And while he may have been desensitized the 3 others who hadn't done it before weren't, especially the kid who almost didnt go but caved because his dads friend dropped out and it was fathers day

>>712527328
Just use a robot

>>712527487
The.. bone collecting robot? Or the cave crawling robot with a grabber arm? Neither of these things exist. There isn't some cave robot that can just stick to the walls of a tube and hold itself up at the angle and slop of the cave. I mean sure you could stick a grabby arm on one of those if they existed but there are no sweet cave robots.

>>712488943
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>712527169
Yes it's surprising how shit their documentaries are, maybe some people like them?

>>712479853
99% of spelunkers stop crawling before finding a hidden treasure

>>712527328
Really blowing this shit out of proportion here, but yes why not? There's no counter point stated here except it's too much work, except it's no harder than it was for the guys who went down there to try and save him in the first place. Actually in fact it's much easier since you literally just have to grab bones, which should only weigh around 23-ish pounds all together going by averages. Grab what you can and return them to the family and open the whole cave back up to the public and block off just the offshoot he took.

>>712479853
Some people are really into it
I guess it helped our ancestors hide or find preys

>>712479094
favstian spirit

>>712501524
i shuold replay lemmings

What a rotten way to die

Why do white people do this?

>>712478852
I'm glad he got over it and moved on

>>712488943
YEEEOWCH YA MIND

>>712528696
Why don't brown people do anything?

>>712478291 (OP)
Lorn's lure have this very claustrophobic cave section

>>712481653
>tfw you'll never spelunk in cave Midna

game for this feeling?

>>712478291 (OP)
I didn't see it with ctrl+f so I'll suggest Penumbra.

>>712515923
>>712517468
It was never proven that he could've crawled in there by himself, or that he wasn't already dead when he got put insode.

>>712532620
that was just the police letting his family save face a bit. Everybody knows he was a vile pervert.

the one were some divers got sucked into an oil pipe and died slowly in pitch black darkness is WAY scarier to me, one of the dudes even managed to crawl all the way to get help and survived, balls of fucking adamantium on that guy.

>>712533454
>one of the dudes even managed to crawl all the way to get help and survived
They sedated him for days and left the others to die, by the way.

>>712478667
>One dude in Kentucky spent like 12 or more days stuck in a pitch black cave before succumbing.
Don't you die after 3 days without water?

>>712533752
guess what you generally find in caves?

>>712478383
Spelunking is a retarded hobby.

Reminder that Israel just bombed Iran right now because of "the threat of WMDs".
It keeps happening.

>>712514915
Damn anon
I hope you at least get neetbux so you can enjoy vidya all day

>>712528661
But why do people want this?
Why do they want to be a drain pipe auger?
I just don't get it.

What if you go caving and suddenly find yourself in a delta-P situation? Games for that feel?

>guy crawls into a tiny tight hole with no end in sight
>I'm supposed to feel "scared" or "disturbed"
Same as the guy who hanged around bears before being slowly eaten alive. I'm not going to feel anything negative in response to retarded decisions made by strangers.

>>712478291 (OP)
this was that nutbag alley dude right? how did they even get him out? drills?

>>712478291 (OP)
My gf showed me hours of mining/caving deaths on some youtube series that uses cutouts of humans like in OP
I can't believe how often this shit happens, why do people keep doing this, there lights will go out and they will feel their way around for a couple days before giving up and sitting down to cry and await their slow agonizing death, some even have young children with them

>>712478383
I can. I think it's hilarious and that the guy was asking for it.
Imagine someone who sets himself on fire for fun - he's not a stuntman, he just likes to set himself on fire for no reason. And then one day he dies burned alive. He would deserve all the ridicule.

>>712488943
kekkus

>>712478291 (OP)
Daggerfall before you learn recall

>>712517024
new fear unlocked. thank god for western burial practices.

>>712533679
>>712533454
This shit just proves that evil is real and will kill you if you don't kill it first
It also shows that when shit hits the fan you need to enter disaster mode immediately.
A good example is sully starting the APU the second he felt the bird strike. They would have all likely died if he took the time to dilly dally shilly shally with ATC

>>712538163
>evil
It's worse than that, divers even located the section of pipe the other men were stuck in, tapped it to check if they were alive, got a confirmation tap and then proceeded to... Do nothing else.

>>712478291 (OP)
Dark Souls 2

>>712480329
fucking savestates, man

fucking hell, a mosquito or something keep trying to enter my nose as if mine are their personal amigawara fault.

>>712517024
Egyptians thought the exact opposite, considered cremation a punishment - Total Annihilation(?) - that prevented rebirth.

Both are wrong. The universe cyclical torments us eternally. It's even worse. You can't escape rebirth nor is it likely you will be reborn within a cycle.

>>712538353
>>712538163
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjODRpuXrU
one of my favorite videos
truly horrifying

>>712519614
They didn't say that he had to be alive.

>>712538163
I highly recommend checking the names of the people in charge who denied the rescue.
The real answer is that letting subhuman in charge of anything is a terrible idea.

>>712536013
>air vent lead directly into the gaming triangle
Saddam Hussein was long dead

>>712514929
It was probably nothing but it wasn’t a risk worth taking either, especially if there’s a small the last time your son sees you alive is getting stuck in a cave. You were the big man, anon, sometimes it’s up to the son to be him

>>712490209
Priming for Israeli psyops.

>>712517024
Your body shuts down and stops pumping oxygen and blood after death. Your brain, and by extension consciousness, literally cannot function without it. It wouldn’t even feel like being in a coma or sleeping because you need a functional brain for that too. Your brain just stops working and then that’s that. Oh, and you go to heaven or hell depending on other factors too, but that’s beyond the scope of this discussion

>>712538974
Ancient egyptians seem so based and so retarded at the same time. Yeah I'm sure the creators of the universe would deny you an ETERNITY of existence because some dude used a torch on your corpse. How benevolent of them.

>>712478291 (OP)
Did someone make a youtube video or why is this getting talked about all the time now?

>>712540530
something something time dilation, those guys who get resurrected after having lived a lifetime in while they were out cold. checkmate

>>712538163
No it just shows you how we're now back in the 1930s with OHS maybe... even though companies pay tens of thousands in fees to prevent this shit. It did nothing. It's making it worse.

>>712540165
lmao

>>712540530
I actually have fallen into a coma, and that’s exactly what it felt like
I was like “yep, I’ll either wake up or I’ll be dead”
And somehow survived. The thought of dying is more scary than it actually happening it’s just like going to sleep

>>712478291 (OP)
>get electric toy car with nv camera and rope with pre-prepped loop that ties when pulled taut. Attach loop around foot. Guys on far end pull rope. Guy's bones gets mangled and he scratches his body and face and he will be close to death, but they at least get him out
>??????
>Success

People saying you can just drill a hole down there and get him out, consider this
>how do you know the EXACT place he’s in? Look at that cave, it’s like a foot in diameter. How are you gonna triangulate a square foot in the surface of a cave that is at least a hundred square feet large?
>even if you know where exactly to dig, how would you even dig down the exact depth without pulverizing his already decaying remains? what if you drill right through him? then this whole stupid effort will have been for nothing
>where are you gonna get a drill strong enough to carve down that deep? you got a diamond drill in your garage you forgot to mention?
>say you do dig at the exact spot and at the exact depth to safely get him out of there. how EXACTLY do you get him out of there? you could dig a bigger hole and winch someone down there and grab him but then you’d need a bigger drill, and it’d be hard enough even getting a small one that can dig that deep
The guy gets his own personal mausoleum handcrafted by God while the rest of us get thrown in a cheap box and buried in six feet of dirt. If there is an afterlife, I bet you he’s still bragging to everyone about how he was “buried”

>>712541201
Didn't read but sex with Elise

>>712540746
>time dilation
So that's why trannies are into speedrunning.

>>712533454
I remember that. It was in some third world country and apparently the company that sent them down there didn’t put enough effort into rescuing them or even recompensing their surviving families. I think they got sued to shit. But what’s suing anyway? If a company bankrupts, all its employees will just flock to the next having learned nothing

>>712540884
How did that happen?